Random Region/Government

Government
As a nation, the Random Region has its own government. Obviously. What would a nation be without a government?
 * President: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
 * Vice President: Choerryism
 * Former President(s): Ace Lad
 * President of Girlbossery: Choerryism
 * President of Boybossery: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
 * Senators: Uncle Klunk, The Fat Controller,
 * Rabbi: TheworldofBingbang32
 * Pasta Pope: CompliensCreator00
 * Bruschetta Bishop:
 * Ecumenical Peach Patriarch of Constantinople: Choerryism
 * Basically John Walsh: PizzaPizzaYumYum
 * Durian Deacon: 2002 Honda Accord
 * Macaroni Minister: [Add your name here]
 * Maple Syrup Monk: [Add your name here]
 * Nectarine Nun #1: [Add your name here]
 * Nectarine Nun #2: [Add your name here]
 * Banana Bishop: [Add your name here]
 * Apple Archpriest: [Add your name here]
 * Sour Cream Schemamonk: [Add your name here]
 * Carrot Cantor: [Add your name here]
 * Carbonara Cardinal: [Add your name here]
 * High Priestess (Wicca): Choerryism
 * Supreme Court Head: Shiny Giratina.
 * Treasurers: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
 * Secretary: Prickle from Gumby
 * American Ambassador: Maxwell is dead
 * British Ambassador: Michael Rosen
 * Canadian Ambassador: Keith the Talking Moose
 * Australian Ambassadors: The Snorps
 * Mountain Dew Fan: Master ventus
 * Drunk 15-year old: Finnp
 * Drunk 17-year-old: Choerryism
 * Soviet Marshal: Scary Wallpaper
 * Greeny Phatom Fan Ambassador: TheChromePerson
 * Only Person in the Mental Asylum Right Now: OrangeBird2013
 * GoAnimate Fan Ambassador: MegaToon1234
 * Girl Power Leader: Greatness The NightWing
 * Transportation Commissioner: CompliensCreater00
 * Ice Cream Truck License Giver: Add yourself
 * Outdatod [sic] Meme Detector: Choerryism
 * Lord of Sandviches: Heavy Weapons Guy
 * Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces (a.k.a Plum Forces): Michael Rosen
 * Minister of Entertainment: AStranger195
 * Hobo Who Sleeps on the Front Lawn of the Government Building: Scary Wallpaper
 * Chief Propagandist: Uncle Klunk
 * Vice Chief Propagandist: Choerryism
 * Head of Random Region Ratings Council: Choerryism
 * Chief Banner of All Things Terrible and Bad: Choerryism (this position kinda ties in with the previous one)
 * Director of Keeping It Real: Scary Wallpaper
 * Joltsborrow founder: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
 * Eediot Island Mayor: Stimpson J. Cat
 * Government Guy Who Does Government Stuff: Scary Wallpaper
 * Glitzopolis mayor: Stanley Slipstream
 * Softdrift Mayor: Albert Snowcotton
 * Girl Responsible for Attempting to Change the Legal Drinking Age to 69 Because She Thought it Would be Funny: Choerryism
 * CEO of Getting Dangerous.... Darkwing Duck style: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
 * Man Who Likes Crushing Sodapop Cans With Slats of Wood and Other Materials: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
 * CEO of the Club for Sand from My Front Walkway: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
 * Guys Who Make Funny References: Everyone
 * Guy Who Should Put His Drink on a Coaster: Rob (The Guy With No Ears)
 * Bossbot HQ Soundtrack Appreciator: Scary Wallpaper
 * Tommy Wiseau: Tommy Wiseau
 * Believer of Eduardo: Prickle from Gumby
 * Governor of Joltsborrow: A 2003 Toyota Corolla
 * Official Gamer Representative: PSY
 * Number 1 PSY Fan: Choerryism (no seriously PSY's discography is the definition of no-skip. please give PSY's other music a chance if you're reading this thanks)
 * THE Epic Bacon: Scary Wallpaper
 * Chief Filibusterer: Glad Hander
 * Hotel: Trivago
 * Only Licenced Mom Doers: Fatty Spins
 * Number 1 Kep1ian: Choerryism
 * President of the Random Region Chapter of the NMIXX Fan Club: Choerryism
 * Kpop Propagandist: Choerryism
 * Funny jaja: Choerryism
 * Meme: Approved.
 * Ken Jeong Hangover Trilogy Stunt Double: Choerryism clone
 * Special Thanks: My left shoe
 * CEO of hammering: Wallace
 * CEO of H-ing: Lil Petey
 * CEO of H-ing: Lil Petey

Citizen Requirements:

 * RANDOM XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * Disney XD
 * Rawr XD
 * Rawr means "I love you" in Dinosaur.
 * Never say that the Official Outdatod Meme Elert is outdated. It is timeless.
 * Don't question how Choerryism can simultaneously be a girl AND the Ecumenical Peach Patriarch of Constantinople. It is not your place.
 * Do not question her concurrent role as the High Priestess of the Randomese Wicca community. It is not your place. She is 100% qualified.
 * Don't call any of the government officials cringe. We're very cool.
 * Do not jeopardize a Stimpy (or anyone for that matter).
 * Do not attempt to destroy the Taco Bell bathroom.
 * Don't eat at Taco Bell.
 * Don't eat the yellow snow. It does not taste like lemons.
 * Don't skate or jump on the ice when it's thin.
 * Don't pirate any kind of movie or televi-- actually, you know what, we can't be bothered to enforce this rule anymore.
 * Don't run in the Random-ness Museum. You will have to pay for any damage you cause to the exhibits.
 * Do not join the Sussy Bakas.
 * Don't drive on the highway in Joltsborrow when a race is in session.
 * Don't drink or drive
 * VP Choerryism note: We were told to put this here by the head of MADD
 * Don't be a party pooper... figuratively or literally.
 * Don't dig straight down.
 * Don't steal any flora or fauna from Oneiria Island. YES, THIS INCLUDES PATCHES OF GRASS AND LONE TREE LEAVES. I DON'T CARE IF THE COLORS ARE WEIRD. WE TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN OUR DISTINCTIVE FLORA AND FAUNA, AND TO STEAL IT IS AKIN TO MURDER TO US. LITERALLY. THANK YOU.
 * This message has been brought to you by Dove Meriene, the very angry daughter of the CEO of the Oneiria Island Board of Tourism.
 * Don't do anyone's mom. Only Fatty Spins are allowed to do moms. Feel free to do dads, though.
 * HAVE FUN! But don't have fun if having fun for you entails doing illegal stuff.

Banned from the Random Region

 * The word "Smexy®".
 * TikTok (with the exception of Sleepy Mountains where the app itself is still banned but a lot of TikToks are hosted on an alternate safer app called Sleetclip)

Things trademarked by our government

 * The word "Smexy®"
 * The number 1337®
 * Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!®

Wanted Fugitives
Note: Fugitives are only removed from the list if the fugitive is captured, dies, or if the charges against them are dropped.

None at the moment

Comments
> Broadway Helen Henny's daughter and her love partner Mitzi Mozzarella fondling each other

> Hot Siamese Daddy, a member of the Cornelius Congress.

UMMM.... WHAT

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 18:40, 1 July 2021 (UTC)

You already know what's going on.

-- Scary Wallpaper (Tornadospeed) (talk) 18:41, 1 July 2021 (UTC)

I found and captured the hate crime suspect, his name was Derryl Deven and was actually responsible for the May 2021 hate crime

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 00:51, 31 July 2021 (UTC)

Please do not add me as any of the government positions if you haven't already. It's just honestly I'd feel kind of uncomfortable if you did.

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 15:25, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

Got it 👍

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 15:30, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

Should I remove all the weird jokes about the Pasta Pope from this page? They're kinda disturbing and I don't recall if Jasmine (the user marked as the Pasta Pope on this page) was okay with them or not. Then again, they've probably been on this page long before I joined the wiki. Still though, I'd appreciate some input.

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 19:46, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

yeah we should. I was going to remove them earlier but I got distacted

-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 19:52, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

We should just remove any of Aces roles as he retired from this wiki

-- I Forgor My Name 💀 (talk) 20:58, 11 October 2021 (UTC)

Nah I feel like keeping them for memory along with the other old users, this page is almost a decade old ya know.

-- Trip At Knight ♞ (talk) 00:30, 12 October 2021 (UTC)

I love how this page looks pretty normal when you open it, but when you get to President of Girlbossery, it starts getting insane from there

-- Guys look, What the dog doin? *gasps* it’s pretty, HOG RIDAAAA. *Goofy ahh noises* AMOGUS. (talk) 20:19, 1 August 2022 (UTC)