Random-ness School

Random-ness School is a co-educational, K-12 public school located in Random City, Random Region.

It may seem bad that Random City has a school but this school is FUN! It has games and recess and buttons that transport the knowledge into ur head.

Basic information

 * Motto:
 * Faculty:
 * Teaching staff:
 * Enrollment: 2,241 (2021)
 * Principal: Mr. Richard J. McChicken
 * Vice principals:
 * K-5: Mr. Finnian Pickleburg
 * 6-8: Mr. Matthias Sounde
 * 9-12: Ms. Penelope Itou
 * Average class size:
 * School colors:
 * School sports:
 * School mascot:
 * Meap

9-12

 * Mr. Meap
 * Proffessor Perry
 * Professor Pikachu
 * Doctor Heniz Doof.
 * Mr. Woody the cowboy
 * Mr. Lightyear
 * Mr. Alvin
 * Mr. Greg Heffley
 * Mr. Onece-ler
 * Mr. Mike
 * Proffesar Mitch the Mustache
 * Professor Lorax
 * Mr. Ferb
 * Professor Bleap
 * Miss Kittygirl
 * Mr.Angry Bird
 * Ms. Bluey
 * Ms. Bingo
 * Ms. Calypso
 * Mr. Dylan D
 * Mrs. Dolly D
 * Mr. Kenny
 * Mr. Stan
 * Mr. Cartman
 * Mr. Kyle
 * Mr. Bart
 * Mrs. Lisa
 * Mr. Troll
 * Mr. Meme Man
 * Mr. Shrek
 * Professor Dawkins D
 * Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick
 * Mr. Flim Flam
 * Mr. Name Jeff
 * Professor Membrane
 * Mr. Joe (don't ask what his last name is he will literally kill you)
 * Mr. Gary Klunk
 * Mr. Su Tart
 * Mr. Shop
 * Dr. Acula (He got fired a few years ago for physically harassing vulnerable children)
 * Señor Chang
 * Mr. Finn
 * Mrs. Frizzle
 * Mr. Ratburn
 * The Nutty Professor (Jerry Lewis)
 * The Nutty Professor (Eddie Murphy)
 * Professor Finbarr Calamitous
 * Ms. Milli
 * Mr. Geo
 * Mr. Bot
 * Mr. Know-It-All (Aka Mr. Bullwinkle)
 * Mr. Water Sheep
 * Mr. Joergan
 * Mr. Sven
 * Mr. Feigi
 * Mr. Ratio
 * Mr. Chad
 * Bill Nye the Science Guy
 * Add moar!

Classes
All courses are chosen by students in grades 6-12 every June. Students can ask teachers for course recommendations, but it is not mandatory to do so.

Students in grades K-5 do not have a say in their courses, but are made aware of the course selection process before graduating from the fifth grade.

Main Classes
These classes are considered mandatory by most school boards and education boards in the Random Region.
 * Random-ness Fundamentals
 * Drawing and Painting
 * Playing Minecraft
 * Random Region History
 * Pie and Cake Studies
 * Randomology
 * Critical Literary Analysis of Pooh Goes Poop Films (one semester only)
 * English Language Arts
 * Math (basic)

Math

 * Ancient Egyptian Algebra
 * Calculus I
 * Calculus II
 * Cheesepuff Arithmetic
 * Pre-calculus

Science

 * Agriculture
 * Astronomy
 * Biology
 * Chemistry
 * Ecology
 * Physics
 * Fart Physics
 * Oceanography
 * Orb Pondering
 * Political Science
 * Random Medicine Studies
 * Simple Chemistry
 * Sociology
 * Staring at the Sun
 * Totally Real Magic Studies

History

 * History of Hot Dog Condiments
 * History of Paperclips
 * Meapist Studies
 * Memeology
 * Mr. Klunk's Propaganda Studies (this course is known for being taught by Uncle Klunk's mentally deranged son, Gary Klunk)
 * Video Game Fart History
 * World History

Languages

 * Ferb Latin
 * French
 * Japanese
 * Playboi Carti Language (Cartinese)
 * Spanish

Health

 * Cosmetology
 * Family Studies
 * Health
 * Physical Education

Arts

 * Advanced Chicken Frying
 * Advanced Hot Dog Eating
 * Basic Chicken Frying
 * Cheesecake Ceramics
 * Choir
 * Drama
 * Filmmaking and Editing
 * Graphic Design is my passion
 * Home Wreck Home Ec (I'll give five bucks to whoever gets this reference)
 * Making Episodes for the Invader Zim Fanseries (No cringy GIR worshippers allowed)
 * Making Shoes out of Salami
 * Meme Design
 * Shop (the one where you make stuff out of wood, not the one where you buy things... just so we're clear)
 * The Art of Cool
 * Underwater Basket Weaving

Miscellaneous

 * Band (also counts as an extracurricular, members leave later than most students due to extra lessons)
 * Business
 * Crushing Sodapop Cans With Slats of Wood and Other Materials
 * Family Guy Studies
 * How To Catch A 🅱️ And Make Your Honey Happy
 * Playing Roblox
 * Playing tic-tac-toe on teachers who have large foreheads (whoever gets the highest score of the day wins a pizza party for their whole homeroom!)
 * Transportation Studies

Clubs
Yes, we have clubs! Whoever said we don't have clubs was lying.
 * Hot Dog and Hamburger Eating Club
 * Among Us Players Club
 * 472 Fan Club
 * Shitposting Club
 * List Making Club
 * Fishing Club
 * Diary of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay Club (please join they need a Rowley)
 * Club for Sand from My Front Walkway: Edible but Pretty Disgusting
 * Backyardigans Roleplay Club (I'm Pablo so no one be Pablo!!!!)
 * Nickelodeon's Drama Club
 * Teeth Club
 * Garfield Fan Club
 * Family Guy Character Analysis Club
 * Ratatouille Fan Club
 * Big Floppa and Sogga Fan Club
 * iCarly and VeggieTales Crossover Roleplay Club (please join they're about to cut the funding)
 * Rubbadubbers and Pokémon Crossover Roleplay Club (please join, they need a Reg and a Goh)
 * Gaming Club
 * FAttY SPiNS Appreciation Society
 * K-Pop Fan Club (no "unpopular kpop opinions" video makers allowed because y'all don't know how to act)
 * Hyperpop Appreciation Society (if you claim to be a fan of hyperpop but only know/listen to 100 gecs you're banned brother)
 * Amnesty International
 * Filmmaking Club
 * Pokémon Trainers club ( Please join they need someone with a level 100 shiny Tsareena )

Notes:

 * Busses begins picking up students at 8:00 AM.
 * Clubs and extracurricular activities usually take place from 3:20 PM to 4:30 PM on Thursdays and Fridays.

Early Dismissal


On the first Wednesday of every month, an early dismissal for staff and students takes place.

Recess
Recess in Random-ness School lasts for an hour. The playground and surrounding areas are open after school as well. There are many activities and areas to explore. Such as:

Buildings/Areas

 * Random-ness School Museum: A building which is a replica what Random-ness School looked like over a decade ago. It has exhibits dedicated to famous students and multiple important RNS events of the past and present.
 * Crystal Waters: A giant water park known for its multiple colorful, oddly shaped slides, which can be seen all around the school. It has many pools of varying sizes, as well as a snack/drink bar (EVERYTHING ON DA MENU IZ FREE!!!!!!!!!)
 * Random Mini Speedway: A go-kart track that is about a 1/3 mile and has multiple turns. The track also includes a snack bar, in which snacks cost from 50 cents to $25. Alongside this, Random Mini Speedway also has its own gift shop.
 * Potatovision Odeon: An enormous movie theatre that screens family-friendly and occasional PG-13 movies. It sells popcorn, frozen yogurt, nachos and many different kinds of soda. Students are allowed to bring their own food into the theatre.
 * Pokémon Battle Court: A Pokémon battle court in the schools Pokémon gym, all Pokémon are welcome.
 * Pokémon playground: there are many activities for your Pokémon to do in this area like Charjabug racing, The Curry Cafe, and chat with the other Pokémon. Due to safety concerns, the playground is split up into 3 areas, the 1st for Pokémon ranging from 4in to 3ft 11in, the 2nd for Pokémon ranging from 4ft 3in to 6ft 11in, and the 3rd one for Pokémon sized 7ft 3in and up

Comments
Can I add classes or are they planned

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 13:24, 11 July 2021 (UTC)

We can add classes. I don't think they're planned.

-- Scary Wallpaper (Tornadospeed) (talk) 16:26, 11 July 2021 (UTC)

Finally a school that actually teaches you something you will use in the real world.

-- PizzaPizzaYumYum (talk) 19:08, 13 July 2021 (UTC)

Somebody just trashed the page

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 00:29, 31 July 2021 (UTC)

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT PERIOD 3 IS LITERALLY 5 MINUTES LONG

-- Bruh Funny (talk) 01:22, 21 January 2022 (UTC)