How To Make Good Songs Bad

Whip It by Devo

 * Make it like the demo version
 * Include the synthesizer solo from the song's debut at a live show.

Be My Lover by La Bouche

 * Have it be released in 2016 and have it be sung in a 16 year old girl's perspective of a crappy relationship.

Together by Ardyn

 * Insert autotune.

Bullacake by Dexplicit

 * Cut its length in half.

New Sensation by INXS

 * Have Garry Gary Beers' bass played inexplicably loud and have it overpower all of the instruments.
 * Make it about a short-term relationship.

Talk Dirty to Me by Poison

 * Bobby Dall's bass line is louder than C.C. DeVille's guitar (it's loud enough already).
 * Bret Michaels slurs the lyrics so bad you'll need the inner notes of the album sleeve to understand what he's saying.

Revenge (Creeper, Aw Man) by TryHardNinja ft. CaptainSparklez

 * The song starts off with "Creepers be bullsh*t!"
 * It sounds like Kill This Love by BLACKPINK except it has more rock style.
 * TryHardNinja's part is just him pretending to be a creeper.

Ransom by Lil Tecca

 * The beat is trash
 * The song is just about how Lil Tecca got kidnapped and he wants to escape
 * The music video is depressing


 * Lanze is featured in it.

I by Lil Skies

 * He repeats "I AM BEST" over and over, then he repeats "I LOVE DRUGS" and finally "I WANT TO DIE".
 * The music video is him screaming to people
 * The beat is like this.

Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie

 * Made by T-Series.
 * Title: PewDiePie Diss Track

Lose Yourself by Eminem

 * Have it sung by a 9 years old who has shitty voice.
 * Have the beat look like this but more annoying.