How to Make Bad TV Shows Good

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Mega Babies

 * Use natural skin colors for the babies and redesign their looks, which would look like these in this picture.
 * Replace the disgusting powers of the babies with unique abilities and attacks involving pacifiers, baby toys, milk bottles, etc.
 * Make the babies a lot less annoying.
 * Include more fitting music.
 * Remove the toilet humor in general and rely more on creative humor.
 * Have it premiere in Fall 2014 on Cartoon Network.
 * It is a plot-driven series.

The Breadwinners

 * Replace the fart jokes (and other gross jokes) with clever bread puns.
 * Not make the "Tunnel of Fear" episode.
 * Have there be a episode about April Fools.
 * Make the protagonists look more like ducks, like this:
 * Change their names to Rye N. and Farl E.
 * Make them both a lot less annoying.
 * Use creative designs for the other ducks rather than stock photographs of them.
 * Isn't it supposed to be a humorous part of the show?
 * Change the name of the show to Ducky Bread Deliveries.
 * Have Ketta be voiced by Denise Oliver (the actress who played Maurecia on Wayside)
 * Have Lil' Deuce Deuce compose the music.
 * Have the show be a British-American-Mexican co-production between Klasky Csupo, TurboPunch Ltd., and Ánima Estudios with voices recorded in Canada by The Ocean Group.
 * Have it air on Nicktoons.
 * Have the Pizzawinners episode be called "Goosey Pizza Deliveries".
 * Have there be a episode revealing that everyone on Pondgea used to be a human. But that would make it worse
 * Make the theme song less annoying.

Drawn Together
While the whole page isn't bad, this section in particular is so hilariously awful that it's kept for entertainment purposes. Do not edit it out of the article.


 * HOW ABOUT NO HOMOPHOBIA?
 * No offense, but that removal makes you kinda homophobic. (Hey, I used to be one, but not anymore.)
 * you used to be WHAT
 * Censor every swear word.
 * Unless it's played for laughs...no.
 * Take out all the anti-Christian material and show respect for God (aka show honor and glory to God!)
 * I swear to god, not everyone is christian.
 * Remove any drug and nudity content.
 * This show is TV-MA for god's sake.
 * Remove all racist and offensive jokes.
 * This show is TV-MA, for god's sake. Of course there will be offensive jokes!
 * Instead of Bob the Cucumber shooting people, have him swallow people alive.
 * Apparently we can't have adult parodies of children's entertainment.
 * Kill Spanky!
 * ...why?
 * CUZ HE CALLED ME SLURS ON XBOX LIVE DUH >:((((((((
 * Have Clara and Wooldoor Sockbat get married.
 * Wooldoor tells humorous and inoffensive jokes at times
 * Sounds like a interesting addition.
 * Makes me think this section was written by ChristianLPT.
 * Lessen the shock humor.
 * end the violence in the show.

Angela Anaconda

 * Animate the show with colorful South Park-type animation.
 * Rewrite the theme song with better, catchier lyrics.
 * Have Angela be voiced by an actual child actress.
 * Make Nanette Manoir more villainous and more easily-pronounced as a bully and villain.
 * "Villainous" PBBBBBFFFFTTT
 * Focus more on some of the background characters in some episodes.
 * Give the characters more complex personalities rather than stereotypes.
 * The plots are more complex.
 * Angela's fantasies about Nanette are less disturbing. Infact, they don't appear at all.
 * pay Dinosapien to draw

Uncle Grandpa

 * Remove Pizza Steve
 * If Uncle Grandpa is omnipresent in his world, maybe should have episodes where UG helps kids thought different time periods or ages.
 * Don't make the characters very annoying.
 * Cut out the gross humor and the butt and fart jokes, and make have a psychedelic and screwball humor.
 * Make Uncle Grandpa have comedic punishments to bratty kids (but not in high levels).
 * Vivziepop is the creator and director of the show.
 * Make a crossover with Clarence as the series finale.

Ninjago (Season 8 - Onwards)

 * Bring back the catchy intros (seriously!)
 * Lloyd's voice and style stays the same

Teen Titans Go!

 * Just retool it into a continuation from the original Teen Titans called "Teen Titans: The Action Continues", "Teen Titans: Chapter 2" or "Teen Titans X", which continues from where Teen Titans left off.
 * Add more CGI.
 * Remove "Serious Business". My god, that episode sucked!
 * I agree with you. I'm glad that I never saw it! Also, let's remove the crossover with the 2016 PPG.
 * Actually, how about if we just replaced most of the episodes?
 * Actually, remove the bad episodes and rewrite most of the episodes.
 * Fix the animation and drawings.
 * The episode plots are way better and less stupid.
 * The characters aren't annoying and are actually likeable and act more like their original versions.
 * Give Cyborg some hair maybe.
 * The Return of Slade episode's plot makes more sense and stays true to the title of the episode.
 * Wasn't that episode created because part of TTG getting flak was because it was toned down for children?
 * Who cares? This is not happening in this version of TTG.
 * Well some people do care.
 * Make it darker and edgier, but not as dark and edgy as Shadow the Hedgehog (The game, not the character.)
 * Have the Titans act like teenagers instead of children.
 * Yeah, then why else would it have "Teen Titans" in its name?
 * Make the Titans look like their 80s selves instead of having an episode poking fun at their 80s selves.
 * Or, they look like their 2003 selves.
 * Have the episode "Knowledge" focus on Cyborg, so the Titans go inside Cyborg
 * It does not get too much praise from Cartoon Network.
 * Try airing it on 10:00-11:00 in the morning and 4:00-5:00 in the afternoon.
 * Add lots of action and crime fighting, just like normal superhero shows.
 * In short, just make it more like the original Teen Titans.
 * Remove Artful Dodgers.
 * Add better jokes and remove unnecessary toilet jokes and butt humour.
 * Don't make random people be villains.
 * Get rid of the sexism and gender stereotyping.
 * In fact, get rid of "Boys vs Girls"
 * Not about the show itself, but about the creators: make them stop being so rude.
 * In "The Best Robin", make the rest of the titans be less lazy.

How to Fix the Episodes
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 * The Titans have a negative impact on North Korea instead of the UK (I mean, the UK and the US are allies, and the US and North Korea are enemies). They also have a negative impact on the North Korean Army and Kim Jong-un.
 * Make it a 2-parter episode.
 * The title is renamed to "Teen Titans vs North Korea".
 * The episode starts off as a normal day in the Titans tower before they see rockets being launched at the city.

Peppa Pig

 * George speaks properly, instead of just snorting. (the same goes with the other younger kids).
 * Don't make the show have the characters jump in muddy puddles or fall on the floor and giggle at the end of an episode.
 * Add more humans to the show.
 * Or make the Queen a lioness to not clash with the other characters.
 * Add anthropomorphic birds, reptiles, and a few apes.
 * Give it an antagonist called Barry Bull.
 * Not to be confused with Mr. Bull, since Barry is his evil nephew.
 * Make the animation way better rather than looking like it was made on MS Paint.
 * Make Peppa a smarter, more respectful girl rather than a bratty piece of shit.
 * Have the narrator use more descriptive words.
 * Make it as less repetitive as possible.
 * Remove all the parts where the narrator says "Everyone loves [insert activity or thing here]" and replace it with "Peppa and her friend(s)/family love [activity/thing].
 * Don't have all the houses on top of hills. That just makes it look more dull and ridiculous.
 * Make the arms and limbs look more better.
 * Mr. Potato needs more screen time.
 * Remove the narrator, or only let him narrate the beginning and end of each episode a la the narrator on Roary the Racing Car.
 * No fat-shaming Daddy Pig so often.
 * Have the show make more sense.
 * The show is still released by the creators of the show, but it is animated entirely by Ludo Studio. It also has the same drawing/animation style as that of Bluey.
 * Age Edmond to 13 years old, and make him a high school student.
 * Give it a proper finale.

Sanjay and Craig

 * Make Megan a tomboy named Ellen.
 * Rewrite the theme song with catchy lyrics.
 * Not advertise the show extensively.
 * Remove the disgusting scenes and such episodes like "Fart Baby" and "Unbarfable".

Family Guy (Seasons 7-)

 * No offensive humor.
 * Go back to its roots from the early years (1999-2002).
 * Do more cutway gags with Pac-Man, Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote, and The Simpsons.
 * Do a cutway gag with Roger Rabbit (from Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Butterbean's Cafe

 * Make the recipes ACTUALLY work.
 * The characters have less annoying catchphrases.
 * Instead of making deserts, they make all kinds of food.

Bubsy (cartoon pilot)

 * Include a few moments of silence. Maybe that's one of the reasons why NBC dropped it's Saturday Morning block.
 * Make Bubsy a little less annoying (for example, make him not say his catchphrase all the time, but rarely).
 * Pitch it to a network other than NBC (that's why Bubsy was cancelled after the pilot).
 * Which one? ABC or CBS?
 * Maybe CBS. It would run from 1991-1992.
 * Have all songs by a band from The British Invasion (particularly one that was around in the early 1990s)
 * Hmmmmmm...maybe we can place some Nirvana songs on there (smirks)
 * Remove a few of the characters.
 * Make it less annoying than the videogame series
 * Get rid of the stock footage in it.
 * The antagonists are more original.

Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog

 * remove scratch grounder and coconuts and replace them with metal sonic metal knuckles and tails doll
 * make sonic act like in the adventure games
 * add knuckles and amy as main characters
 * have it air around 1999 and lasts until 2004
 * have the characters in they're modern designs
 * around season 2 add shadow cream and rouge to the cast
 * make a episode around adventure 1 adventure 2 and advanced
 * remove the sonic sez parts
 * have a crossover episode with crash bandicoot around 2001
 * rename it the cool adventures of sonic the hedgehog

Total Drama

 * Make a spinoff titled "OH FANDOM WHYYYYY"
 * Laughing my butt off.
 * Have the characters tell jokes about Canada.
 * Sky is a Dorito who reks all GoAnimators.
 * LMAO!  Are you serious?
 * End it after the Pahkitew Island series.

Total Drama Revenge of the Island

 * Mike's MPD is portrayed more realistically.
 * My point? In this season (and All Stars), Mike's MPD causes him to switch into four personas (five in All Stars); one is a grumpy old man, one is a Russian gymnast, one is basically The Situation from Jersey Shore and one is an explorer of some sort with an Australian accent. What if a small child (first, second, third or really stupid fourth grader, whatever works) happens to meet someone with MPD, and they might think that since they have MPD, that means they can turn into a Russian gymnast and do backflips without fail.
 * Are you getting this from CoGreen20?

Total Drama All-Stars

 * Have there be 26 episodes.
 * Replace Sam with Brick.
 * Add in Anne Maria, Bridgette, Dawn, Harold, LeShawna, Noah, and Trent.
 * Courtney and Scott are the final two.
 * No character derailment!
 * The writing is less bad, and there are less hints to who would be the final four.
 * Have Mal's kill-off scene be more realistic, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T F*CKING CURE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER WITH THE PUSH OF A GOD DAMN BUTTON!!! AAAAA-*video cuts off*
 * Calm down.
 * Yeah i agree, also it isn't supposed to be always realiastic.
 * chug my piss op

Baby Einstein
While the whole page isn't bad, this section in particular is so hilariously awful that it's kept for entertainment purposes. Do not edit it out of the article.


 * The caterpillar keeps on saying "PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS!"
 * All the videos are rated +18.
 * What?
 * *questions sanity

Language Nursery

 * The scene with the dolls doesn't have the Japanese version of "Nen, Nen, Sleep, Sleep", instead the word, d*****bag is used over and over again.
 * That would make it worse.

Baby Mozart

 * Bard is replaced with a Cow puppet named Brian that says "MOOOOOORE MOO POWER!!!!!!!" instead of saying "Blah!".
 * The St. Bernard Puppet is a demonic dog that says "This world belongs, TO ME!"
 * The movie includes this clip at the end.

Baby Bach

 * The chickens have the head of Dr. Robotnik, and they repeatly say "PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS!"
 * The Zylon Dragon has an angry look on it's face and instead of making sounds it says "YOU MUST DIE!"

Baby Van Gogh

 * The Baby Einstein kids are replaced with characters from The Loud House
 * The classical music is replaced with Eminem songs
 * It has more colors (e.g. Brown, White and Black)

This section looks vandalized. -SeHakurei (talk) 21:56, December 26, 2017 (UTC)

You're not wrong. This section is basically the laughing stock of this page. -Pixel

The Nutshack (uhh, it's already good.)

 * The characters look better.
 * Air it on Adult Swim.
 * Rewrite the theme song with catchy lyrics.
 * Recast with better voice actors.
 * 

Jungle Junction

 * Ellyvan's name is Smellyvan.
 * That kinda maks it worse and better.

How to ruin the episodes.

 * In "Zooter's Surprise Delivery", Zooter & (Sm)ellyvan give birth to instead of a baby Flagogo, they accidently create a demonic entity.

The Adventures of Paddy the Pelican

 * Give it a higher production value and have it produced at a large animation studio. In that case, have multiple people work on it.
 * Have it premiere on September 1, 2003 (the same day Rubbadubbers premiered), and have it cancelled around 2006.
 * Have a catchy theme song.
 * The writers and animators of SpongeBob (season 1-3) write and animate the episodes
 * Add funny comedy and creative humor.
 * Have Nelvana, D'Ocon Films Productions, and Nickelodeon produce it.
 * There are two 11-minute shorts each episode.
 * Have the music be composed by a electronic music artist or band. (WHY?)
 * Paddy is friends with three seagulls called the Gullies.
 * Everyone has a different voice actor/actress. For example, Paddy is voiced by Tom Kenny.
 * Have it have other language dubs, such as Chinese (Simplified and Mandarin) and some dialects.
 * Include a main antagonist, a raven named Buster and his group of other ravens, who want to capture Paddy, and feed Paddy to wild coyotes.

Mr. Pickles

 * Replace the shock humor with clever jokes. (Seriously, it's only there to be edgy.)
 * Use a 1950s sitcom-esque tune for the theme song with catchy lyrics.
 * Remove the references to Hell associated with the titular character and simply make him silent, yet extremely short-tempered.
 * Not everyone is Christian I swear to god.
 * The designs are simpler and less creepy.
 * Name the show "Mad Dog".
 * Mr. Pickles is named Mr. Mad.
 * Air it on Fox and have it replace American Dad! (no offense to AD fans).

The Brothers Grunt

 * Redesign the main characters to make them more appealing.
 * Animate the music videos.
 * Have the characters do more than plain screwing around.
 * Give it a musical theme in the main stories to fit in more with MTV.
 * Additionally, the show isn't interrupted by music videos.
 * Remove the gross-out humor.

King Star King

 * Have the show be about a British king doing duties on an extraterrestrial version of Great Britain in the year 4014.
 * The plot makes more sense.
 * Cut down the excessive use of shock humor.
 * Have it be called The King of 4014.

Little Shop

 * Have the show be produced by Warner Bros. Animation.
 * Make the animation realistic (think Batman: TAS).
 * Keep the characters the same from Little Shop of Horrors.
 * Use an instrumental version of the Little Shop of Horrors' theme song in the opening instead of a rap number.
 * The musical numbers sound similar to those from Little Shop of Horrors.

Boku no Pico
WIPE IT FROM EXISTANCE.

Robot Chicken

 * Remove all sexual, racist, and any other inappropriate humor.
 * The show is rated TV-MA.
 * ^This.
 * Do some funnier parodies (some of them were funny, but some were just messed up)
 * Roger Rabbit does not die in the end of the P-P-P-Perfect Crime segment. He escapes OJ Simpson. Also, the Who Framed Roger Rabbit parody Robot Chicken did could have been better.
 * Make a parody of Adventure Time (think of the episode Bad Jubies, but it more darker).

Pickle and Peanut

 * No gross-out humor.
 * Have the main protagonists be drawn out in Flash instead of using stock photos.
 * Have a creative, catchy theme song with great singers.
 * The setting is a kitchen (makes sense since the protagonists are both food) with other food a la VeggieTales
 * Have it air on either Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon.
 * Take your pick, folks!
 * Have it produced by Nelvana.

Grojband

 * Corey, Trina and Mina have natural hair colors. (blonde, black, brown, red)
 * There is a proper and valid reason as to why Trina hates Corey so much.
 * The diary modes are removed. Infact, no mentions of diaries at all! Diaries don’t even exist in that world
 * The musical numbers and the theme songs are written less poorly.
 * The animators of The Loud House animate the episodes.

Little Charmers

 * Have the show be aimed at kids aged 9-14.
 * Rename it Magic Charmers.
 * The theme song lyrics aren't very kiddy.
 * Hazel, Lavender and Posie are all 11 years old.
 * Rename the protagonists:
 * Lavender's name is Madison, and Posie's name is Lizzie. However, Hazel's name stays the same.
 * The show is a bit like Miraculous Ladybug.
 * The show takes place in what looks like the Club Penguin Medieval Party 2013.

Weird-Oh's

 * Have it made in 1960's and aired on CBS.
 * Have it produced by Hanna-Barbera.
 * Have it traditionally animated.
 * The show is called "Ed Roth's Strange Stories".

Caillou

 * Have it produced by Rankin Bass and Nelvana.
 * Caillou is voiced by Bryn McAuley throughout the entire series.
 * The budget for the Clockwork Zoo episodes is larger.
 * Better morals. WAYYYYY better morals. Insanely ridiculously Uber better. The best morals you can think of.
 * Caillou is well-behaved and isn't a whiny brat that always throws tantrums.
 * Have Caillou's parents actually punish Caillou in case he misbehaves instead of praising him.
 * Have the puppet segments with Rexy, Teddy, Gilbert, and Deedee in ALL the episodes.
 * The characters have more complex personalities.
 * Rosie doesn't speak in third-person and her age is changed to 5, which makes her older than Caillou.
 * Replace Caillou with Saitama
 * Restore the UK dub.

Rubik, the Amazing Cube

 * Have the show be produced by Filmation and Nelvana.
 * Make Rubik an ordinary Rubik's Cube and majorly lessen focus on him as a character and use him as a plot device instead.
 * Have the show put more focus on the human protagonists.
 * The show is called "Rodriguez Kids' Epic Quest"
 * Include character development and make the show a little similar to Gravity Falls, which would come out around three decades later (AKA 30 years).
 * No bands performing the theme song (just to save budget).

The Fairly OddParents (Later seasons only)

 * Return it to its roots. (2001-2007)
 * Kill off Poof and Chloe.
 * Poof is tolerable, unlike Dil Pickles.
 * They already killed off Sparky before Season 10 aired.
 * Very well then. Or better yet, not have the three mentioned above at all!
 * Make more parts for Channel Chasers. That episode was great.
 * What about a Channel Chasers spin-off?
 * This. A Spin-off is good.
 * Have an actually special series finale. Or, end it with the Wishology trilogy.

Littlest Pet Shop (2012)

 * The show takes place in a quiet suburban town in Arizona.
 * Remove Blythe. She's a Mary Sue.
 * I wonder how she is one.
 * Remove also her idiot dad. Annoying cliche #1
 * Remove Jasper. (He feels like a floater to me.)
 * The three characters are replaced with a boy named Johntae, a mum named Emily, and a girl called Merry.
 * Rewrite the theme song with more original lyrics!
 * Name the show "Little Pets, Big Adventures"
 * The show is produced fully by DHX Media and aired on Cartoon Network.
 * Better morals!
 * Remove all the text language references.
 * And also remove those every-two-seconds mentions of fashion.
 * Remove Biskitt Twins. Annoying cliche #2
 * Focus more on animals.
 * Give it less bright color scheme.
 * And more realistic color schemes of animal characters.
 * Include screencaps of the aired episode in the end credits.
 * New background characters every time instead of constantly using the same ones over and over.

The Garbage Pail Kids

 * Fix the lip-syncing.
 * Make it a Cabbage Patch Kids cartoon that isn't too saccharine....Wait, nevermind.
 * The plots make more sense.

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

 * Remove sexuality and porn
 * THIS SHOW IS TV-MA FOR GOD'S SAKE! If i had a dollar each time i saw something like this, i'd be rich.
 * Panty & Stocking isn't pornographic. However, it is raunchy and vulgar.
 * Remove incestious relationships
 * Stop cursing every second
 * See my previous point.
 * Add more appropriate yet funny jokes
 * Add more action
 * Add some romance (but not too much)
 * Add more respect and honor for the clergy and God (I mean the show's about angels and heaven for pete's sake)
 * HOLY MCFUCKADIZZLE, NOT EVERY SHOW NEEDS TO HAVE RELIGIOUS SHIT IN IT. As an agnostic person I honestly am so disgusted by what you put there. Not every show needs religious mumbo jumbo, this isn't your local Church/Synagogue/other place of worship.
 * Stop making the angels act like unorganized rule breakers and making the demons/devils act like organized rule followers (that's the complete opposite of Angels and Demons!)
 * What's wrong with some irony?
 * Make Chuck more useful and stop making him die every second
 * wipe it from existence
 * Kill garterbelt
 * change the rating to TV-Y7
 * NO! It's for adults, leave the rating alone.
 * have a scene where panty gets married
 * make it a kid friendly magical girl series
 * As stated above, the rating is fine.

ALVINNN!!!! And the Chipmunks

 * Have better episode plots.
 * Make Alvin less a jerk
 * Make Dave a really great father.
 * Take out the Chipettes (God they suck and mean!)
 * Have a better teacher.
 * Make it canon to the Chipmunks film
 * That would make it worse IMO.
 * Have a song at the end of each episode.
 * Have the Chipettes and the other characters have their own segments
 * Make it produced by Snee-Oosh, DreamWorks Television and have it air on the Hub Network/Discovery Family.
 * A new theme song instead of re-using the one from the 80's TV series.

The Thundermans

 * Have them fight crimes.
 * Have really good puns of villains.
 * Have it produced by Where's Lunch.
 * Make it a Netflix Original.
 * Give it a darker storyline.
 * The characters are less one dimensional and receive development throughout the series.
 * The show is titled "Freedom Fighting Family".
 * Add some clever jokes.

Pixel Pinkie

 * Have it be animated much better and air on Syndication and various channels across the world besides Australia (it will still air there).

SuperNoobs

 * Make Kevin and Roach/Terence's voices less annoying.
 * Let the SvTFOE animators animate all the episodes.
 * Have the plots make more sense.
 * Make it a Netflix original series.
 * Jock is named Jack.
 * Roach is named Terence (I mean, who names their kid Roach?)
 * Blind people that have only heard about clean and disease-free roaches maybe. (This is not a idea)
 * im gonna name my kid roach, not after the supernoobs character mind you but like an actual roach
 * Have it made in 2013.
 * It takes place in a small Delaware town.
 * Tyler is voiced by Tom Kenny.
 * Lil' Deuce Deuce composes all music.
 * Lessen the horrible jokes and add more clever jokes.
 * Have it not shoehorn the word "noob" in every episode name.
 * Better yet, no mention of the word "noob" at all!
 * The title of the show is Mega Kids.
 * The characters are less one dimensional.

Dudley and Nestor do Nothing

 * The characters look more well done.
 * Redo the animation and the editing so it looks more clean and well-done.
 * The show is simply titled "Dudley and Nestor".

My Mom Married A Yeti (or as I like to call it, "My Mom Married a Simp Who Happens to Be a Yeti")

 * The animation is redone and the short makes way more sense.
 * Make the characters a lot less annoying. LOADS less annoying. Oodles less annoying. How about instead of them being the most annoying characters ever, make them the least annoying characters ever.
 * Change the title to "My Mom Married Bigfoot" because the Yeti looks more like Bigfoot.

Bozzelbag's Zip

 * There is a reason why the titular character, Bozzelbag, is so overly happy.
 * Make it so it seems less like an acid trip. (Actually then again, maybe that's why this short was so memorable to me)
 * Have the title be "Happy Harvey's Haven", and Bozzlebag is named Happy Harvey.

The Phabulizers

 * Make Okie-Dokie a lot less annoying. By this, I mean still keep her chipper persona, but tone it down to a reasonable level.
 * Jimbob's design is more original.
 * The premise is less creepy.

Boyz On Da Run (this covers parts 1 through 3)

 * Redesign all the band members except for Skylar and maybe Frankie and Cameron so they look more attractive.


 * Make Cory the in-universe version of God, and give him omnipitent abilities.

Too Many Robots

 * Make Gidget more rebellious, and have her often try to use her Uncle's evil inventions without his prior permission.

Troy Ride

 * I have literally nothing to say on this one yet.

Mascot Prep

 * It doubles as a Chuck E. Cheese's walkaround training video series.
 * After the short's initial airing on the Disney Channel, it gets picked up by Cartoon Network. The series will fall under the slice-of-life genre with a storyline of Kevin trying to come up with his own product to pitch on the side. It runs for 2 seasons and 52 episodes.
 * Give the skunk girls names. The tall one is named Shannon and the short one is named Sierra. Also, make them twin sisters.
 * Make Kevin an aspiring musician, which explains his clear musical talent. In addition to this, Germ is also an aspiring singer.

The Imperfect Duplicates of Dodger Dare

 * The only true way to make this short good is this: Don't make Dodger a massive fucking douche. There. That's all there is to it. This dude is such a fucking simp it pains me.
 * Fuck Dodger Dare all my homies hate Dodger Dare

Flip-Flopped

 * The animation is more smooth and the premise seems less creepy and strange. How? I have no idea. Check back later.
 * Seriously though what the actual FUCK is up with this one

Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!

 * Have a reason why there's no monsters or ghosts in this show (which would be Shaggy and Scooby-Doo taking a break from investigating with the Mystery Inc. to go on adventures). Also, have the rest of the Mystery Inc. help with Shaggy and Scooby-Doo's adventures in some episodes other than them just appearing in 1 episode.
 * Have the soundtrack sound less annoying.
 * Have the theme song sound less like a rip-off of One Fine Day and also have the singer not sound like he's progressively getting angrier.
 * Have the intro be less confusing.
 * Have the art style be more faithful to the original Scooby-Doo series.
 * Have the humor and jokes rely less on fart jokes and toilet humor.
 * Have Casey Kasem reprise his role as Shaggy in this series.
 * Have the villains be less of North Korean stereotypes, since that would be straight-up xenophobic.

Butt-Ugly Martians

 * Make it a traditionally-animated anime.
 * Like my art?
 * Have the title be "Super Team Martians".
 * Have it made in 1994 and dubbed in 1997.
 * Have it air on TV Asahi in Japan and Fox Kids in USA.
 * Have the manga made in 1991 before the anime.
 * The characters look better.
 * Add clever jokes.

Kirby: Right Back At Ya! (Although it wasn't that bad...)

 * Better episode plots.
 * Way less annoying voices.
 * Remember that episode where Kirby ate a bone, but got no ability? Why do bones not make him transform into Bone Kirby?
 * Because Bone Kirby doesn't exist (yet).
 * Make it much more closer to canon of the video game series.

The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin
While the whole page isn't bad, this section in particular is so hilariously awful that it's kept for entertainment purposes. Do not edit it out of the article.


 * Have Disney produce it.
 * Animate it in the style of The Black Cauldron, and remove the animation loops.
 * Make the titular character a 10-year-old kid, and change Grubby into a cute cat.
 * That would make it worse.
 * Make Princess Aruzia look a bit like Jewlie from PriPara.
 * Have the theme song sung to the tune of Splash Mountain Rap (it's not really a rap, but a musical number),
 * Make the reason why Grubby is scared of water not stupid and have Nightmare Fuel in it.

Heil Honey I'm Home!

 * Remove the trivialization of WWII and Nazism.
 * Add more funny jokes.
 * Make Arny and Rosa Goldenstein the main characters and make Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun the main antagonists.
 * Also, at the possible finale, have Hitler and Braun receive their comeuppance.
 * Change the show's name to "Edge of the Depression".
 * Make the show have a positive, healthy impact on the Jewish audience by making Arny and Rosa well-meaning and relatable characters, while still providing a good image on other religions.
 * Seriously, Jews need more love!
 * I agree. They're cool people.
 * rnw said jew rights!

The Powerpuff Girls (2016)

 * Just retool it into a continuation from the original called "The Powerpuff Girls Return".
 * Keep Miss Sara Bellum and Sedusa.
 * The PPG are now teenagers.
 * Remove the twerking and outdated Internet slang and memes.
 * Replace Allegro from the episode "Painbow" with a succubus-like creature.
 * Bring back the talking dog and the Rowdyruff Boys instead of making the Rowdyruff Boys appear in cameos.
 * Keep the original voices (this may not be too important, but it'd still be a nice touch).

The Adventures In Nutrition with Captain Carlos

 * Have it not convince children to stay away from junk food all together.
 * Carlos is designed to look less like Jack from The Nutshack.
 * Add more healthy themes.
 * It becomes a full TV series in additon to the shorts.

Tots TV

 * Give it a better name.
 * Give it a better theme song.

Ben 10 (2016)

 * Just retool it into a continuation from the original and its sequels called Ben 10: Alien Advanced.
 * Ben Tennyson is now an adult (in his early 20s).
 * Have the animation resemble the earlier series.
 * The show is much darker and has a coherent storyline.
 * Have brand new aliens for Ben to transform into besides the previous ones.
 * Make Ben slightly smarter.
 * Don't mention Sumo Slammers every 500 septillion times and keep it all at a minimum.

Kuu Kuu Harijuku

 * All the characters are renamed.
 * G is renamed Gloria.
 * Love is renamed Lauren.
 * Angel's name stays the same.
 * Music is renamed Mariko.
 * Baby is renamed Bebe.
 * Less usage of the word "Kawaii".
 * Tone down the color scheme.
 * The characters are less annoying and the voice actors are replaced.
 * Make it a Netflix original.
 * The comedy is improved.
 * The animators of The Loud House animate all the episodes.

Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon

 * Tone down the bad humor, to make it more family-friendly.
 * Retool it as a family-friendly show and title it "The New Ren and Stimpy Show".
 * Air it on Nickelodeon from 2003 to 2007.
 * The show is created solely by Bob Camp, and John K. isn't involved with the show.

Donkey Kong Country (season 2)

 * WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO THE GRAPHICS?
 * No clue. Improve it or make it like season 1?

Judge Judy

 * Not making it at all.
 * That...doesn't improve it.

DOG: The Bounty Hunter

 * Don't it make it so obvious that it is staged.

Super Duper Sumos

 * Tone down the butt fetish scenes!

Wayside (2007)

 * adapt the books and do a good job at it
 * Make the animation better.
 * Don't make Maurecia so annoying.

Planet Sheen

 * It is a TV movie, where Jimmy and the gang have to save Sheen after he gets trapped on the planet Zeenu.
 * Make it less annoying.
 * Sheen successfully fixes the rocket, and he eventually goes back to Earth with Nesmith at the end.
 * Sheen is less stupid.
 * Sheen is a main character with Carl.
 * Aseefa is no longer Sheen's love interest.
 * Carl is a new friend to Doppy (the alien looking a lot like Carl).
 * Add creative humor.

Digimon (anime)

 * Make it actually faithful to the Digimon lore.

Greeny Phatom

 * The show is called "Little Guy" or "Little Guy and Friends".
 * Way better animation.
 * Better characters.
 * Have actual voice actors.
 * The ideas are more original.
 * Have lots of creative humor.
 * Santed Sailor is an actual villian.
 * Less logo humour and no references to Bananas in Pyjamas.
 * It is at first a webtoon, but then becomes an actual show onto a TV network.

The OA

 * Make the dead person-reviving dance movements less like angry aerobics.
 * Have the show make sense.

MAD

 * Wipe it from existence.
 * Doesn't improve it.

How about this:


 * It's the spiritual succesor of MADtv
 * Better character designs.
 * It's an adult show
 * Hire experimental animatiors for some episodes
 * It's made by Rooster Teeth and distributed by Universal Television (and that's will make Rooster Teeth 1st Television Series)
 * Hire Celebrities for some episodes.

My Gym Partner's a Monkey

 * Give it better animation.
 * Remove all the toilet humor and gross-out humor.
 * Don't make the animals anthropomorphic and don't make them talk, also drop the idea of a kid being transferred there to make it not seem like a Wayside rip-off.
 * Don't make Jake orange and annoying, it makes him feel like a rip-off of Lazlo from Camp Lazlo.

Camp Lazlo

 * Give it better animation. (It is good at times, though)
 * Make the characterizations stronger and take away the stereotypes.
 * Don't make the theme song and characters annoying.
 * Don't make bad jokes (like "Slinkman, show some backbone! I can't, I'm a slug." and "Something fishy is going on here. Or snakey."; also, like the animation, they are good at times).
 * Give it a better title that makes more sense and isn't misleading (the camp is actually called "Camp Kidney" and just because the titular character attends it doesn't mean you should name it after him, it leads new viewers to thinking the camp is called that).
 * Don't have any toilet humor and gross-out humor.
 * Give it better character designs.

Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures

 * The story begins after the events of Pac-Man World 3.
 * Replace the new characters with the old ones. (Example: Ms. Pac-Man replaces Cylindra, Professor Pac-Man Replaces Sir Cunference, or the villain of the Pac-Man HB Series [Mezmeron] instead of Betrayus)
 * More original plots and villains.
 * The Villain sidekicks are less stupid, and instead of make Butt puns in their names; Dr. Buttocks will be Professor Ghoulenstein and Butt-ler will be Sir Spectrum.
 * More ghosts and eating Jokes and Puns, instead of fart jokes.
 * The Four Ghosts have his original design, with Sue added to the crew, are a Comic Relief who helps the main Villain, with bad plans to kill Pac-Man, but the plans fails, and are falling to the sky, a la Jatterman or Team Rocket.
 * The possible Series Finale, would be Pac-Man Jr. take the throne of the Original Pac-Man (His Father and the main protagonist), and becoming the new ghost-eater.
 * The Series will be CGI, like the original series. and is a collaboration between Japan, Italy, Canada, Argentina and United Kingdom.
 * Premiered in Nickelodeon circa 2007-2010.

Puppy Dog Pals

 * Bingo and Rolly's barks are not high pitched.
 * Don't make the song one of the dogs was blasting at the Puppy Playplace copy Smells Like Teen Spirit to avoid lawsuits from Nirvana. Yes, even if Kurt Cobain's dead, they'll still get sued by the rest of Nirvana (though I'm not sure if Dave Grohl will sue them since he has his own band ever since Cobain's death...)
 * Less awkward CGI and movements.
 * Add better morals.
 * Make the characters less annoying.

RWBY
While the whole page isn't bad, this section in particular is so hilariously awful that it's kept for entertainment purposes. Do not edit it out of the article.


 * Wipe it from existence.
 * Don't mix CGI with Anime-esque style, don't fit it, and looks extremely cringey.
 * Be produced by Cartoon Saloon in Ireland and Production I.G. in Japan, and distributed by Warner Bros. Television.
 * The art style looks like a mix of Cartoon Saloon signature art style (think on The Secret of Kells, Song of The Sea, The Breadwinner or Wolfwalkers) with an outlined style (think on Hanazuki, FloopaLoo, Where Are You?, or Camp Camp).
 * It is made for 2019.
 * Aired for Adult Swim, with a TV-PG rating.
 * Make a bit more gory.
 * Add a bit more profanity and strong language.
 * WEISS SAYS THE F WORD??????
 * I said a bit, that's means, in certain scenes or moments.
 * Cinder kills Ren instead of Pyrrha.
 * Make Ruby Rose have a less annoying, high-pitched voice.
 * Have like 3-5 seasons.
 * Make Jaune Arc a girl.

Tak & the Power of Juju

 * It is more faithful to the games.
 * Give it more emphasis to the adventure, the mystery and the battles, while occasionally being comedic.
 * Have a more epic soundtrack.
 * Tralok has his original name, Tlaloc. While he is a devilish villain like the games, he occasionally teams up with the heroes to defeat more powerful villains.
 * It is a plot-driven series.
 * The characters get more developed.
 * Add more clever jokes in the show.
 * More antagonists.
 * Make an episode where Keeko finds his fathers.
 * Make the Jujus more useful during the battles.
 * It is produced by OLM Digital in Japan, with permission from Nickelodeon.
 * Give it more seasons.

Big Mouth

 * Remove the more NSFB (Not Safe For Brain) elements.
 * Make it about growing up in general, instead of just puberty.
 * Remove Jessie's talking vagina.
 * Make it less CP-like.
 * Remove the Hormone Monsters.
 * Make the human characters look less creepy.
 * Not making the characters so stereotypical.

El Chavo Animado

 * Have the first two season traditionally animated by Yeson Animation, and produced by Nelvana, and Televisa (for the entire series).
 * It's still faithful to the original live-action show, El Chavo Del Ocho.
 * Also, for the animation from Season 3 to Season 7, have it animated with Toom Boom by Ánima Estudios with effort put into it.
 * La Chilindrina is in this show.
 * In the English dub, the names has not changed nor the location and culture being Americanized. It is faithful to the original Spanish version.
 * Speaking of the English dub, have it air on Nickelodeon in North America rather than Kabillion.
 * The earlier episodes aren't remakes of episodes from the original live-action series, El Chavo Del Ocho, and has a more original plot like the later seasons.
 * Can't there be some animated remakes like "La mascota de Quico," or "Una mosca en el café"?
 * Make Paty and Godínez look like their live-action counterparts.
 * Have more funny jokes.
 * Have it air on Cartoon Network in Latin America, Nickelodeon in North America, and Canal 5 in Mexico.
 * Have the air from 2001 to 2016. El Chavo Del Ocho lasted from 1971 to 1992 since it continued as a sketch in Chespirito after the actual series ended in 1980. It also celebrates the 30th anniversary of El Chavo.
 * The backgrounds are in better CGI.
 * Ñoño's voice isn't annoying.
 * The two-parter "La Vecindad en Renta" is now "El Chavo: La Pelicula", with some new story-driven scenes, a better finale and some improvment in a few bad scenes.

Pet Alien

 * Have it traditionally animated by Bardel Entertainment instead of CGI.
 * Make it faithful to the books and toy line. (No product placement...)
 * The acting is better.
 * Tommy Cadle does not get abused or blamed by the townspeople for the alien's actions. Even if he gets bullied, he stands up for himself.
 * Oh yeah, make Melba and Clinton, Tommy's enemies and antiheroes.
 * Clinton has a Dutch accent instead of an African-American accent.
 * Gabby is Tommy Cadle's love interest.
 * The character designs are more cartoony but not too much.
 * Flip is a hilarious comic relief and inspired by Looney Tunes.
 * Have it air on Cartoon Network from 1999 to 2003 for three season.
 * It is produced by John Doze Studios, and Warner Bros. Animation.
 * Granville reveals one episode that he's English and not Norwegian.
 * Tommy's parents is shown on-screen for the first time in one episode.
 * The sound effects are like the ones from the Hanna-Barbera cartoons.
 * Have the theme song catchy and not too annoying.
 * Dinko is a likable leader of the gang with a distinctive personality even though he does make mistakes constantly.
 * Have the plot for episodes more exciting.
 * Swanky, Gumpers, Flip, and Scruffy are still in this show.
 * Emperor Breet is the main villain of the show.
 * Redesign a lot of the characters.

GEN;lock

 * Get rid of the "social justice warriors" elements.
 * It's a live-action film.
 * It's a collaboration of Paramount Pictures and Warner Bros. Pictures.
 * Make it canon on the Star Trek lore.
 * Or make it take place in the world of Remnant 5 milleniums later of the RWBY events.

Spirit: Riding Free

 * Check out this Google Doc by Sketch-Shepherd!
 * Or if you want to do this the other way, make the show about a teenage girl rider and her horse and not attach it to Spirit.

Aoi Sekai no Chūshin de

 * Remove the unnecesary nudity.
 * Give the characters more clothes than the original manga (only look at the girl that supposedly represents Final Fantasy)
 * Give it more episodes
 * End the series with the Playstation empire killing all the nations (Ninteldo, Segua, Square, Enix, Namco, Capcom, Taito, Data East, Hudson Soft, Konami).

Dora the Explorer (seasons 3-8 only)

 * Make the songs less annoying (The map song especially)
 * Better animation
 * Dora's shirt actually fits
 * Make the episodes more useful and not boring storylines
 * Make Dora less stupid.
 * Make it less repetitive.
 * Have better morals and education.

Chuyện của Đốm

 * Have the show be made in Spain, under the title "Cuentos de Spot" (never mind La Historia de Spot, and the title translates to Tales of Spot).
 * Better CGI Animation (Have the animation similar to The Adventures of Carlos Caterpillar).
 * While we should keep some character designs like for Spot, Bụng Bự, Taito, Spot's Parents, and The Bulls, improve the designs for the other characters.
 * Speaking of which, Rename Bụng Bự to Gordo, Taito to Perla, and The Bulls to La Toros.
 * Have it premiere in 2002 and air on La 2 TVE and later on Clan TVE.
 * Have it also air on Boing, in the United States and Latin America on Cartoon Network.
 * Better endings, or in this case, make each episode last 10 minutes each segment (which is more than 4 minutes).
 * Make it still have a surreal atmosphere.
 * Its ending song, probably "Everyone will get along!", gets pitched to NTSC level.
 * It also becomes a meme.


 * Give better life lesson.
 * Please don't make Spot, the protagonist, a brat and unlikable and make him more mature, kinda mischievous but likable.
 * Same goes to other characters like Bụng Bự and Taito.


 * The show becomes a global hit.

The Adventures of Motu Patlu

 * Make Boxer more nice with their neighbours.
 * Add a "Number Three" in John's crew.
 * It gets an official English Dub.
 * Stop making the series after 2017-2018.
 * Make Netflix buy the rights for worldwide airing.

The Wacky World of Tex Avery

 * Make it a parody comedy animated series and rename the show to, "The Wacky World of Taxi Celery" that way it won't insult his legacy because the name "Tex Avery" was used in the show and had nothing to do with his work.
 * In fact, Taxi Celery is meant to parody to Tex Avery.
 * Have D.N.A Productions (the company who produced shows like The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius and The Nanna & Lil' Pus Pus Show) produce the show, with Klasky Csupo handling the animation production. It is also distributed by Saban, Buena Vista Television (internationally), Program Exchange, and Telcima.
 * Have the segments stay (but with some changes). Have Taxi Celery actually ride a horse instead of a goat that way the promos won't mislead people.
 * Make the theme song less annoying (for example, remove the lip flipping and arm-pit farting sounds).
 * Improve the animation during the intro sequence.
 * Finish the backgrounds.
 * Improve the humor, and have it mostly consists of slapstick humor other than fart jokes or toilet humor.
 * The shows airs from 1994 to 1997 on ABC. (and reruns airing on Toon Disney.)

Newbie and the Disasternauts

 * Make the animation look less like an Newgrounds cartoon.
 * Make it more original.
 * Have it been an Netflix original.
 * Have it been created by Tom Warburton.
 * Make Newbie more likeable.
 * Improve the episode plots.
 * Instead of being Brazilian, the show is American.
 * Improve the character designs.
 * Have it been produced by Cartoon Network Studios.

Sonic Underground

 * Add Tails, The Freedom Fighters and Snively.
 * Give the Sonic's siblings different voice actors, rather than Jaleel White voicing all three of them.
 * Give it a proper finale.
 * Release the show before Sonic Adventure was released (maybe between 1995-1997).
 * Better usage of the music-related elements.
 * Hire the Japanese animation studio Sunrise to do the animation service.
 * Change Sonia's color to purple so that she looks less like an Amy Rose ripoff.

Barney and Friends

 * Make the show less cheesy and lovey-dovey.

F is for Family

 * The show is TV-Y rated and meant to teach kids morals
 * Have it air on Nick Jr in 2014
 * In "F Is For Halloween", have Bill dress up as a bottle of Clorox, and have him run around the neighborhood screaming "DRINK BLEACH!"
 * Kevin’s hands are machine guns

Pig Goat Banana Cricket

 * Make it more like the pilot.
 * Have it keep its original name Pig Goat Banana Mantis.
 * Make it 90s-esque.
 * Make it plot-driven.
 * Way less gross-out and toilet humor.
 * Rename and/or redesign a lot of the characters.

Brickleberry

 * Don't try to make it as edgy as possible.
 * Way better art style.
 * Get rid of the offensive stereotypes.
 * Get rid of the offensive humor

Fanboy & Chum Chum

 * Remove all Underwear and Toilet Humor
 * Kyle isn’t a punching bag
 * Speaking of Kyle: he gets his own spin-off called “Kyle’s lessons of magic”
 * Completely changed the plot as they appear like regular kids solving problems in the world while still doing their duties as normal kids
 * Fanboy and Chum Chum actually have parents and don’t live alone in a water tower
 * Fanboy and Chum Chum are friends rather than brothers
 * Give it better antagonists
 * Have Paramount Animations animate the show.

Squirrel and Hedgehog

 * Have it more like a movie than a television series.
 * To continue on, it's made in the United States of America, with the animation being outsourced to South Korea rather than enitrely in North Korea.
 * Rather having this portraying the United States, South Korea, Japan, and other cultures very negatively, have the animals be from different fictional nations, similar to Avatar: The Last Airbender (e.g. the brave squirrels, hedgehogs and ducks are from Coprurg, while tough yet dimwitted bears are from Snoasia and the cowardly mice, nasty weasels and edgy wolves are from Alteredom)
 * The film is rated PG-13 (or, if you want us to specify the age ratings internationally, it'd be M in Australia, 12 in Germany and 12+ in the UK, just to name a few). It also has slightly less graphic violence.
 * The credits aren't Looney-Tunes-y or slapstick-ish, and instead more edgy and something from a show that has war violence (is war violence a thing? I think war violence is a thing).
 * The show doesn't end in an extremely long cliffhanger.

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

 * The CGI is a little better and the cringey movements aren't present.
 * The hotdog dance is replaced with the Harlem Shake.

Keeping up With the Kardashians

 * For God's sake, WIPE THE GODDAMN SHOW FROM ALL OF EXISTENCE!!!!!!1!!11!1!1!!!11!!!!1!!

Version 1

 * Not making it at fucking all.
 * A good version of this show already exists.

Version 2

 * Make it the Teenage Robot spin-off and retitle it "Kamp Tremorton: Jenny's Human Years"

Gerald McBoing-Boing (2005)

 * Replace the show's theme song with the opening theme from the 1950 short.
 * Add in the music from the 1950s shorts.
 * It would've been set in the 50s-60s.
 * Remove Janine, Jacob and Burp.
 * Remove "Janinerella", because it was a Disney Cinderella lawsuit.
 * Make the character designs more faithful to the 1950s shorts.
 * Add a Mr. Magoo cameo.
 * Gerald will wear a white shirt, blue pants (or sometimes wear a red sweater) and a red cap, like his UPA counterpart.
 * Gerald's mother looks, acts and behaves more like she did in the 1950s shorts.
 * Gerald's father looks more like he did in the 1950s shorts.
 * Remove the "Sound Check" segments.
 * Add in the characters from the 1950s show, like the aliens from Planet Moo.
 * Have it air on Nickelodeon.

Macy’s parade mysteries

 * Remove all the villains except Cumulo-Nitwit, the iconicle people, Caleb the Saturday camel, Random mafia guy, and keybo the geekboard as they are the only villains that don’t represent someone
 * If the heroes have them, switch them to their imposter counterpart
 * All the heroes are killed by God

The Problem Solverz

 * Wipe the entire thing from existence.
 * Give it better animation and more attractive character designs.
 * Make it air on [adult swim] like it was supposed to.
 * Better humour.
 * More likeable characters.
 * Alfe looks more like a dog/human/anteater hybrid and not the Domo knock-off.

Fish Hooks

 * Have the show created by Stephen Hillenburg.
 * Retitle it "Fish Trio"
 * The fishes actually look like fishes, not colorful ghosts with big lips and hair.
 * Milo is a better comic relief.
 * Improve the animation.
 * Replace "Pool Party Panic" with the different episode.
 * Remove the stock images.
 * Make it the slapstick comedy instead of the generic school sitcom.
 * The non-fish characters, like Snake, Bud, Wilford the Cat, and Pamela Hamster, were designed into sea creature forms.

Thundercats Roar

 * The character designs are realistic.
 * Improve the animation.
 * Snarf is NOT a robot.
 * Better voice acting.
 * Make it more like the 80s TV show instead of the YouTube parody.

The Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Bros.

 * Make it more like the video games.
 * Lemmy actually appeared in the show.
 * Luigi appeared the entire series, not just the last episode.
 * Remove the fairy tale creatures from the show.

Tom and Jerry (Gene Deitch Era.)

 * Replace Tom's Owner with Mammy Two-Shoes.
 * Make it more like the Hanna-Barbera cartoons.
 * Add in more characters, like Spike, Tyke, and Tuffy.
 * Better voice acting.

Chuck's Choice
I'm gonna make a whole google doc about this in the future because believe it or not I still have respect for this fucking show and I'm very very very v e r y passionate about this rewrite. For now you're stuck with this though so stay tuned for more of my fuckery


 * The show is still done by Wildbrain (then DHX Media), but the art style is slightly changed. The white circles are removed from the eyes of the human characters because they freak me out. I'll probably draw out new designs for the characters soon, but I'm insanely lazy #bruhmoment
 * The show is still comedic, but it has a serious backdrop with heavy amounts of character development and lots of overarching lore. It would require lots of continuity in order to be understood. TL;DR - it is plot driven as hell.
 * It still airs on YTV, but it runs for 2 or 3 seasons so the loose plot threads can be resolved in a way that is unrushed and comes naturally.
 * To better suit the tone of the show, the theme song has more of a pop + rock crossover feel to it with more energetic vocals. The lyrics still stay the same, though.
 * Remove a good deal of the gross-out humor, like the gangrene joke from "Spirit of the Ce(dar)son" and the headlice subplot from "We've Got Spirit".
 * The show has a little bit more references to popular Canadian culture, which makes sense because this show is from Canada.
 * For example, the skunk president subplot from "Abraham Stinkin'" is changed so the animal becomes the Prime Minister instead.
 * The location of Cedar Hills is less ambiguous (I mean, the characters have Canadian accents and the place they live in has a presidency). It is revealed in one episode to be located somewhere in Alberta.
 * Reveal how Chuck was chosen to be the new Decider instead of completely sweeping it under the rug.
 * The first episode is about Chuck becoming the new Decider after a neurotic Borkle forfeits the position.
 * Remember that thing about character development I mentioned earlier? Yeah. It's time to talk about that. Let's go!
 * At the beginning of the series, Chuck is very laid-back and impulsive (like how he is in the actual show). He doesn't take his new powers seriously and uses them solely for his own benefit, much to the chagrin of both Misha and UD. As the series progresses, he becomes more analytical, responsible and smart, but still needs to be kept in line every once in a while. The decisions he makes go on to become more beneficial to not just him, but those around him as well.
 * Initially, Misha is still well-meaning, smart and strong, but also very brash, impatient and pushy due to Chuck's perpetual incompitence. As he matures, the pushy aspect of her personality begins to fade away and she slowly begins to understand him a little more as they become closer friends. Her combat abilities also improve significantly as the series goes on.
 * Initially, UD is very apprehensive about not just being paired with Chuck, but also Earth's culture and customs. He often makes baseless assumptions about Earth and is quite pessimistic and snippy to humans (including Chuck and Misha), which comes off as offensive. He becomes nicer and more open-minded as the series goes on, but still has lots to learn about Earth.
 * The Misha swimsuit choice from "Maid in Cedar Hills" is removed completely. For one, it was totally unnecessary! And to add insult to injury, she's a kid, so the joke was in extremely poor taste. It makes me so unbelievably furious just thinking about it. *sigh* Anyway, moving on...
 * Norm is less of a one-dimensional weirdo. Re-write him into an antagonistic, jock-like popular high schooler who often pranks Chuck and picks fights with him for petty reasons. He also tries to sound smart when he speaks, when in reality he has no idea what he's talking about and is very dull. He is also very secretive about his love for LARPing and goes to embarrassing lengths to hide it.
 * Make Norm, Borkle and Mishina re-occurring antagonists. A dark manifestation of the McFarlane Curse also appears as an antagonist.
 * Misha's pet fish, Ariana, makes occasional appearances instead of being totally forgotten about.
 * Not making "Grown-Up Chuck". That episode was disturbing as almighty hell. Every time I think about it, I physically recoil.
 * Remove the tapeworm scene from the Choose Your Own Pet Adventure promotional short.
 * In "Bawk to the Future", Old Lady Misha's hair is fully grey instead of purple and pink. Her outfit stays the same, though.
 * Also in "Bawk to the Future", the Cluck/Chuck joke is shortened because it goes on for too gotdamn long.
 * stream not shy by itzy
 * Editor's note: this has nothing to do with making this fuckfest better I just wanted you all to know I have good taste in music