How to Make Bad Movies Worse

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Cool Cat Saves The Kids
WARNING: SHIT POST AHEAD!
 * Cool Cat has a Mr. Bean face.
 * Every 28 seconds a character sneezes or farts.
 * Cool Cat's voice is more annoying!
 * THE KIDS PLAY ANIMAL JAAAAAM
 * The movie is titled "Mr. Bean Saved The Queen".
 * Have it invade the market like Frozen.
 * Maria and Butch are renamed Becky (aka Becky with the good hair) and Phatboy.
 * Cool Cat is played by none other than our lord and savior Robbie Rotten.

Foodfight!

 * The characters are even more annoying.
 * The animation is worse.
 * Make it a child-friendly ripoff of Sausage Party.

Nine Lives (2016)

 * Make it a sequel to A Talking Cat and also take place in the same universe as Fluke and Oh Heavenly Dog.


 * Include more toilet humor
 * Have it animated in stop motion
 * It is a rip-off of Flushed Away.
 * Intense product placement.
 * Like Frozen, have it invade the market.
 * The cat is a puppet resembling an uglier version of Cool Cat.

The Wild (2006)

 * More crotch gags.
 * Benny and Bridget have squirrel-giraffe babies at the end.
 * Kazar eats Ryan at the end.
 * More toilet humor.
 * Chuck E. Cheese product placement.
 * Ult runs around the sky (Ult didn't exist 2006!)

Moshi Monsters - The Movie

 * Have Luvli twerk constantly.
 * Intensive advertising.
 * Any scene with a song includes intense strobe lights.
 * Any animation errors are made to hypnotize children.
 * Have the movie teach viewers to be braindead.
 * &lt;strike&gt;MAKE KATSUMA A GIRL AND REPLACE HIM WITH BUBSY BOBCAT.&lt;/strike&gt; NOPE
 * Make Furi an actual furry.
 * Diavlo is a crappy 3D model of Satan.
 * INTENSE PRODUCT PLACEMENT WOOOOO
 * Like Frozen, have the movie invade the market.
 * Actually, the above instruction would make it better.

GoAnimate: The Movie

 * Add countless fart jokes.
 * PC Guy is a furry.
 * Add product placement of Wendy's.
 * It rips off Kubo and the Two Strings.
 * Add Dora and Caillou as major characters.
 * Include VGCP and UTTP users.
 * One word: Grounded.
 * Make a Pooh's Adventures version which features Sonichu characters as "special guests".

Both movies

 * The entire script is singing.
 * The animation and special effects are super low quality.
 * The characters' eyes sparkle.
 * All of the trolls are naked
 * Stanley from A Troll in Central Park is a major character.
 * There is constant cursing.
 * There are twerking trolls.
 * One of the trolls has a trollface as their face.
 * That would make it great to my standards - Vic
 * All of the trolls are naked.


 * Add a Justin Bieber troll that gets the most screentime.
 * Add covers for annoying songs.
 * And of course, lots of product placement.

Trolls

 * It is 2 hours long.
 * Have the plot be a rip off of Frog Kingdom.
 * The animation is Rapsittie Street Kids-esque.
 * Have Poppy be a cliché princess.
 * All of the background trolls look the same.
 * Stanley from A Troll in Central Park is a major character.
 * During the scene where Branch throws the guitar into the campfire, make Poppy's hair catch fire.
 * Give the film tons of direct-to-DVD sequels.
 * One word: VORE.
 * Replace all of the music with the most annoying pop songs in existence.
 * Add covers of "Watch Me Whip", "Despacito", "Old Town Road", and "Bad Guy". (Yes I know that only the first one existed in 2016 but I don't care.)
 * Add a crapload of trolls that are parodies of actual singers and rappers.
 * Add lots of product placement for Walmart, Costco, Pizza Hut, Skittles, Taco Bell, and Yoo-Hoo.

Trolls World Tour

 * Rename it Trolls: Endgame.
 * It is 3 hours long.
 * The plot is a word-for-word ripoff of Avengers: Endgame.
 * In addition, there are constant Avengers references.
 * It also partially rips off Arctic Adventure: On Frozen Pond.
 * There are now 10 troll tribes. In addition to funk, country, classical, rock, techno, and pop, there are also 4 more lands with trolls dedicated to rap, nursery, trap remix, and nightcore.
 * The rap trolls are racist stereotypes that curse every sentence.
 * The nursery trolls are shameless ripoffs of children's show characters and also have the same names.
 * The trap remix trolls are MLG-themed…
 * The nightcore trolls are just 2D cutouts drawn in anime.
 * But what about Dubstep and Trance trolls?
 * Nope.
 * Queen Barb and King Thrash are renamed Queen Dora and King &lt;s&gt;Caillou&lt;/s&gt; Kayloo, and they come from the nursery tribe instead of the rock tribe.
 * The K-Pop Gang resemble racist Asian stereotypes.
 * The nursery tribe is evil instead of the rock tribe.
 * Add a scene where trolls can be seen playing Fortnite, just like in Avengers: Endgame.
 * Trollzart twerks and constantly tells really disgusting poop and fart jokes (If you know, you know).
 * Tiny Diamond's sings "Gooba" by 6ix9ine instead of his original song. Also, his name is changed to Diamond 2 Electric Boogaloo.
 * At one point, there is a cover of this.
 * This person's videos are part of the movie.
 * Add a scene that is a crappy ripoff of the Shrek karaoke scene except they sing nursery tunes and meme songs.
 * Add a running gag involving a character saying "everything except rap and country" (since there are rap trolls in this version).
 * One of the classical trolls plays a viola and the rest of the characters make viola jokes each time said troll is on screen.
 * THERE IS A FUCKING SUBMARINE MAN TROLL AND HE SINGS SUBMARINE MAN SONGS
 * Manny Heffley makes a brief cameo.
 * Fill it with product placement for Raid Shadow Legends and Gardenscapes.
 * The movie ends with the nursery tribe taking over music very briefly before Thanos arrives and snaps the Trolls universe out of existence.

Ratatoing

 * Make it twice as long.
 * It's just some random, 2D animated ripoff of Ratoullie
 * Give the movie lots of direct-to-DVD sequels.
 * Have it be released in theaters.
 * Then why would it even be direct-to-DVD?
 * The CGI is somehow even cheesier. (pun not intended)
 * Marcel and the female mouse have sex in one scene.
 * Product placement is very prominent.

Furby Island

 * It's basically a really long ad.


 * Make the Furbys anthropomorphic.
 * BONUS: They are also cannibalistic.
 * EXTRA BONUS: They also eat humans.
 * Make the movie twice as long.
 * Add more songs.
 * Everybody is an annoying, unlikable idiot.
 * Add a bunch of characters that are basically racist stereotypes.
 * Add a lot of sexual innuendos.
 * Make the Furby prank call part of the dialogue.
 * Dr. Conquest blows up the island at the end.

The Emoji Movie

 * The CGI animation resembles a low budget Windows 95 computer game.
 * Replace Hi-5 with a middle finger emoji named "The Bird" who constantly curses (yes, he even says the n-word).
 * Poop is a main character and he gets more screen time than everyone else.
 * In addition, he also talks like a toddler.
 * Also change his personality to make him act just like Bing Bong from that really bad version of Inside Out. Yes, you know exactly what I am talking about.
 * Add product placement for McDonald's, and have the characters sing about it in one scene.
 * Replace "Pen Pineapple Apple Pen" with "It's Everyday Bro".
 * Add a reference to the anti-gay emoji.
 * Add references to Smiley (2012)/Awesome Face.
 * Mel is voiced by Gary Groomes.
 * The jokes are even worse.
 * It is a direct to video movie.
 * Replace Akiko Glitter with samba de janeiro dancers from Just Dance 2021
 * Gene and his friends go to Tinder, TikTok, Snapchat and PornHub.
 * Add lots of direct-to-video sequels.
 * The voices are TTS voices.

Norm of the North

 * The animation looks like The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.
 * All the writers of Disaster movie writes the movie.
 * Make Norm's voice sound grating from time to time.


 * There's a cover of Watch Me Whip.

It's made by Dingo Pictures. ACTUALLY JUST DONT

 * The movie is in very, very, very bad CGI.
 * Add the "Stonks" meme in one scene.
 * The only humans are in flashbacks.
 * In the beginning of the movie, show that the minions worked for Adolf Hitler, Satan, Kim Jong Un, Fidel Castro, and Josef Stalin.
 * Have it take place in a post-apocalyptic setting that the Minions created. Then have it be cleared up by some electric type Pokémon at the end of the movie.
 * Make the first half of the movie take place in the ice cave.
 * Every 3 seconds, a very creepy face pops up (such as that gyroid rabbit face from Animal Crossing).
 * The minions dance at inappropriate times.
 * The minions actually curse.
 * Have Tom Nook from Animal Crossing be a main character and he just T-Poses, move without any animation and can only yell "FOOT CHEESE!" throughout the whole movie, since he is coded from a render from Animal Crossing: New Leaf.
 * &lt;s&gt;Guido has joined the game.&lt;/s&gt;
 * Have the whole plot focus on Bob's pet rat. He also gets killed by Tom Nook at the end.
 * During the wedding scene Tom Nook meets K.K Slider and they kiss 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times just to tease us.
 * Replace the music with nursery tunes and the Animal Crossing New Leaf theme.
 * Make the deaths graphic.
 * &lt;s&gt;It was produced by a group of 40-year-old Facebook moms.&lt;/s&gt;
 * The movie is direct-to-video and has a lot of direct-to-video sequels.
 * Two words: ANIMAL CROSSING.

Racing Stripes

 * The movie is animated in cheesy CGI.
 * Tucker is very hard on Stripes and wants him to be a winner.
 * Stripes loses the Kentucky Open after Trenton’s Pride cheats by pushing him aside. He also does not get any comeuppances whatsoever.
 * Tucker denies that Trenton’s Pride cheated and beats Stripes as a result of him losing the race.
 * The flies get more screen time than Stripes or any of the animals.
 * No alternate ending.
 * Have Lightning smoke weed.
 * Sir Trenton brutally beats and kills Sandy after kidnapping her.
 * All of the animals are anthromorphic.
 * Scuzz is voiced by Rob Schneider.
 * Tucker is voiced by Gary Groomes.
 * Franny is voiced by Tara Reid.
 * Sandy and Stripes do not make up for their argument and end up hating each other as a result.
 * The Trenton line listens to nursery rhymes instead of Mozart.
 * No humans.

The Rapsittie Kids: Believe in Santa

 * Have it poorly drawn in MS Paint.
 * Make it three times as long.
 * Every five seconds, a character either poops. pees, burps, farts, vomits, picks their nose, sniffs their armpits, or scratches their butthole.
 * All of the audio is distorted (think of the grandma).
 * All of the voice actors are obscure people.

The Angry Birds Movie

 * Have it made in 2040.
 * Have it animated by Video Brinquedo.
 * The violence is graphic and gorey.
 * The Mighty Eagle's pee scene lasts 10 minutes.
 * Guido is in it.
 * Add a Norm of the North reference.
 * The movie ends with the pigs eating all of the eggs.

Turbo

 * The animation looks like this.
 * It's not DreamWorks.
 * It's direct-to-video and has a lot of direct-to-video sequels.
 * Angelo and Tito Lopez are drug dealers.
 * At the end of the movie, Turbo wakes up and realizes it was a dream.

Strawinsky and the Mysterious House

 * The Church of Scientology made it as a propaganda movie.
 * It is anti-Christian.
 * Add more songs.
 * Make it over 2 hours long.
 * The Globglogabgalab eats everybody at the end.

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

 * Change the name to Bieber Fever.
 * It's not even a biography.
 * The whole movie is literally just Justin Bieber singing.
 * Add extremely cheesy effects.

Hop

 * Make the animation look like The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.
 * Make the rabbits and chicks anthropomorphic.
 * "I Want Candy" is replaced with "Gucci Gang".
 * Add even more plot filler.
 * Add sexual innuendo.

G-Force

 * It's not Disney.
 * PETA made it.
 * The animation looks like Leo the Lion.
 * Hurley is voiced by Adam Sandler.
 * The animals are anthropomorphic.
 * The G-Force were humans who were cursed to be guinea pigs.
 * The flies and cockroaches gets the most screen time.
 * Add extremely corny dialogue.
 * The world blows up at the end.

Sharkboy and Lavagirl

 * It is in Foodfight!-esque CGI.
 * Sharkboy is an anthropomorphic shark and Lavagirl is a ripoff of Te Kā from Moana.
 * Add more songs.
 * The dream song lasts for 5 minutes.
 * Add toilet humor.
 * The jokes are offensive.
 * Add a useless character that doesn't do anything except dance and T-pose in the background.
 * The movie ends with Planet Drool exploding.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

 * It wasn't made by DC and was instead created by a Chinese bootleg company.
 * Because it is made by a Chinese bootleg company, these characters make appearances:
 * There is no plot whatsoever.
 * The sets are extremely low-budget and there are no special effects being used.
 * Add loads of green screen.
 * The dialogue is extremely stupid.
 * All of the canon characters act nothing like their original personalities.
 * Add even more political and religious discussion.
 * Neither Batman nor Superman act like their original personalities at all.
 * Make all of the characters even more annoying.

The Bee Movie

 * Have it made by Jetlag Productions.
 * Get rid of Jerry Seinfeld.
 * &lt;s&gt;Mention the fact that drones are the only male bees irl so the fact that there are so many male bees is inaccurate because drone bees don't pollinate flowers.&lt;/s&gt;
 * Make all of the characters extremely annoying.
 * Vanessa marries Barry and has sex with him in one scene.
 * The bees lose in court.
 * Adam dies after having his stinger pulled out.
 * Have the drag queen bee appear as a character.
 * Show bees die.
 * The jokes are even worse.
 * Get rid of the memey content.
 * Get rid of the end so it ends with Barry creating a global disaster because there are no more bees or flowers.

The Nut Job

 * Make the animation look like a cross between Teen Titans GO!, Foodfight!, The Nutshack and Funny Pets.
 * Replace the nuts with bombs.
 * Add even more toilet humor.
 * BONUS: It is also even more disgusting. Like something Guido would like.
 * Add cursing.
 * Add even more plot filler.
 * Add PETA jokes.
 * Show the dogs eating the other animals.
 * BONUS: It's graphic.
 * The dog whistle is on earrape.
 * Make it direct-to-video and make a lot of direct-to-video sequels.

Pixels

 * Make the movie a 20 minute special for CN in 2003.
 * That wouldn't change much...
 * Make Pac-Man a real guy in a suit.
 * So there would be a giant yellow man running about the city? That would be hilarious!
 * Remove the plot and make the film 110 minutes of "waka waka waka waka".
 * Do you mean "Play the theme song, 'Game On' for 110 minutes?"
 * Pac-Man gets sniped by a midget
 * Ren &amp; Stimpy are riding Pac-Man. Oh wait, that would be amazing-
 * Have the Arcaders be named the Anti-Arcaders, and their mission is to kill games so nobody could play them, but they get killed.
 * Add in references to Custer's Revenge and Conker's Bad Fur Day.

The Lion King 1 1/2

 * Instead of having it as official Disney, make it a poor-quality fanmade movie.
 * Don't make the characters go to a cinema and watch some random video.
 * Make it a low-quality Flash animation.
 * Have only one voice actor.
 * Have it completely contradict the original.
 * The jokes are even worse.
 * Add inappropriate things that don't belong in Disney.

Furry Vengeance

 * Make it a crappy Madagascar ripoff.
 * Have it filmed on a shaky, 144p camera with distorted audio.
 * Replace the animals with actual furries.
 * Make the special effects even worse.
 * Add even more inappropriate content.
 * Add even more stereotypical content.
 * Replace the music with an even worse soundtrack.
 * Have it glorify animal cruelty.

Beethoven

 * Make it a crappy ripoff of The Secret Life of Pets franchise.
 * The animation looks like a low-budget 90's cartoon.
 * Beethoven talks.
 * LOTS OF PETA JOKES!
 * Smother it with fart jokes.
 * No plot.
 * Give it lots of direct-to-video sequels.

Captain Marvel

 * Make it a poor-quality fanmade film.
 * Have it done in Foodfight!-sequel CGI.
 * The plot is even more confusing and convoluted.
 * Carol is even more unlikeable.

Chicken Little

 * The plot is confusing and stupid
 * Have the morals ham-fisted.
 * The dialogue doesn't even make sense either.
 * Mr. Woolensworth is voice by Gary Groomes.
 * The blue alien cop is voiced by Rob Schneider.
 * Tina the Yellow Alien is voiced by Tara Reid.
 * Melvin the Red Alien is voiced by Adam Sandler.
 * Kirby the Orange Alien is voiced by Jeff Garcia.
 * The animation is made with Adobe Flash, it's so cheap-looking and bland.
 * Have it air on Nickelodeon.
 * The ending is just... WEIRD. with the song I Believe I Can Fly by R. Kelly playing in the background and Chicken Little gets sucked into a black-hole and so does everybody else and they get turned into KFC.
 * Wait... what?

The Lorax (2012 version)

 * Have it told from O'Hare's perspective.
 * Make it more political.
 * Make it live-action.
 * Make it nothing like the book.
 * Have it directed by Bo Welch, who made the live-action The Cat in the Hat.
 * The whole film is sung-through.
 * Get rid of the "let it die let it die let it shrivel up and die" and "You greedy dirtbag!" parts.
 * The movie ends with the whole world dying.

Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is You

 * Make it a Video Brinquendo rip-off of All Dogs Go to Heaven called Little Puppy.
 * Give it Rapsittie Street Kids vibes.
 * All of the characters are dumb and annoying.
 * Mariah's parents are abusive.
 * Grandma Lucy is whitewashed.
 * Mariah Carey voices all of the characters. Yes, even the males.
 * Have the titular song play 10 times in the movie.
 * The movie ends with Mariah not getting the dog.

Dreams Come True: A Mule Mom's Story

 * Flo suffers a miscarriage or has a stillborn foal at the end of the film.
 * The animals all hate Flo.
 * Cal manages to kill everyone in the chicken coop and later Flo at the end.

Freddy Got Fingered

 * The PG rated edit doesn't exist.
 * Remove the Daddy would you like some sausage? scene.
 * It's way more graphic than it already is.
 * It's also far more erotic, and there a lot of uncensored pornographic scenes.
 * Gord would shoot the baby's cord instead of chewing on it. Then, he'd then eat the baby on screen, and it's very graphic.
 * Whenever Gord finds any animal, he plays with their genitals. Yes, even pets!
 * Oh, and whenever he finds a dead animal, he plays with them, and even eats them before spitting them and throwing them!
 * In the mental hospital, the kids are watching an erotic film (porn) instead of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The background music in that scene is also a rap song with tons of swearing and racial slurs (including the n-word). In fact, one of the kids there is singing along with that song very loudly.
 * When Gord met a girlfriend, he stabs her in her chest instead.

Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure

 * Wilbur the Pig has more hair.
 * Fern is more like a tooth-chipped hick.
 * Add pop-culture songs.
 * Nellie, Joy, and Aranea are perverts.
 * Add adult jokes.
 * Templeton the Rat, Gwen the Goose, Farmer Zuckerman, Fern and Cardigan get eaten by Farley the Fox.

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

 * Alice is a pervert.
 * Mad Hatter killed White Rabbit.
 * The Jabberwocky eats Absolem (the caterpillar).

Beauty and the Beast (2017)

 * The anthropomorphic objects are just humans in costumes.
 * Add Ladybug and Cat Noir in the remake.
 * Remove "Be Our Guest" and "Tale as Old as Time".
 * The Beast looks even more a lot like Faun.

Dumbo (2019)

 * Dumbo talks.
 * Blood and gore is added.
 * More adult jokes.
 * Poor CGI.
 * Remove "Baby Mine".
 * Rename Pink Elephants "P!nk Elephants".
 * Also, redesign them to look more like P!nk.
 * Let them sing "Trouble".
 * Medici got sent to the Indian jungle at the end.

Aladdin (2019)

 * Remove "One Jump Ahead", "Friend Like Me" and "Prince Ali"
 * Abu turns into a giant instead of Iago.
 * Genie stabs Jafar.
 * Dalia kills Jasmine.

The Lion King (2019)

 * Make the CGI similar to Ratatoing.
 * Timon and Pumbaa get eaten by the stampede of wildebeests.
 * Remove "I Just Can't Wait to be King", "Be Prepared", "Hakuna Matata" and "Can You Feel the Love Tonight".
 * Add other Disney songs than "Be Our Guest".
 * During the ending scene, Rafiki tosses a lion cub, like he did in outtakes in the 1994 Lion King.

Mulan (2020)

 * Remove Cri-Kee from the remake.
 * The Phoenix in the film is replaced with the Mogwai or the Gremlin.
 * Bori Khan stabs Fa Zhou.
 * Xian Lang was now a human bird mutant who looks like either Tuca or Bertie.

Pan (2015)

 * Peter does not fly.
 * Kill Tinkerbell.
 * Bryan Mills kills Peter.
 * Blackbeard stabs Wendy.

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge On the Run

 * Poseidon kidnaps SpongeBob instead of Gary.
 * He also called him "Fred".
 * The Gambler is Adam Sandler.
 * Remove Sage.
 * Or Sage is Khris Alex Purkson
 * Poseidon kills Patrick.
 * El Diablo redeems himself.
 * Otto's catchphrase is "Smile, Atlantic City. Say "Chuck E. Cheese".
 * The CGI is similar to Norm of the North.
 * &lt;s&gt;Remove the Agua song.&lt;/s&gt;
 * The Blue Fin Group is more stupid
 * Young SpongeBob sounds like Alvin Seville.
 * Like the bad version of the first film, Goofy Goober's is a drug store, not an ice cream parlor.
 * Make Squidward say famous movie quotes, such as "ALVINNN!!!"
 * Patrick is voiced by Jake Paul. He also constantly dabs and says "Dab on them haters!"

Continental Drift

 * Robo-Chef stomps on Granny.
 * Replace "We Are" with The Wacky World of Tex Avery theme song.
 * Sid says "ALVINNN!!!".
 * Add in Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
 * Replace "Chasing the Sun" with the Caillou theme song.
 * Gutt kills Scrat and Scratte.
 * Gutt's name's NOT RICK!!!!!!!

Collision Course

 * Remove the Geotopians, except Brooke.
 * Replace them with Zeenunians.
 * Crash and Eddie ride on a spaceship.
 * Diego, Shira, Peaches and Manny got killed by a meteor at the end.
 * Princess Oom kills Ellie.
 * Brooke kills Sid.
 * Gavin, Rodger and Gertie carve Bronwyn the Pumpkin.
 * Three words: Neil deSid Sloth

The Live-Action Scooby-Doo films

 * Scooby-Doo is an antagonist of the first movie instead of Scrappy-Doo.
 * Even more adult humor.
 * Have them directed by Michael Bay.
 * The CGI is even worse.
 * The Tasmanian Devil is replaced with Eric Cartman.
 * The Pterodactyl Ghost eats Daphne.
 * Hyun-seok (samba de janeiro p1 from just dance 2021) made a cameo in a second movie

Filipino Batman and Robin

 * Catwoman is actually a cat furry.
 * Robin's "R" is a Hi Point logo (upside-down Vestron V) and not a Regal Films logo.
 * Add in more Marvel characters, like Hulk. Not just Spider-Man.
 * Penguin's name is "Bong-guin".
 * Joker kills Robin.
 * More swearing.
 * The costumes are even worse.
 * Add in Batham. (a pig version of Batman)

Duck Duck Goose

 * You think that Chi and Chao sounding like adults is bad? How about making them sound like the elderly!
 * More hashtag references!
 * Banzou eats the ducklings at the end.
 * Peng does not redeem himself.

Bernard Bear: Agent 008

 * Worse animation.
 * Worse action scenes.
 * Worse adult jokes.

Digimon: The Movie

 * Worse jokes.
 * Worse animation.
 * The "Digi Rap" song is more cringy.
 * The Angela Anaconda short is more creepy

Dolittle

 * Have Dab Dab the Duck actually dab.
 * Kevin the Squirrel dies.
 * The jokes are even worse.
 * Jip the Dog is voiced by Rob Schneider.
 * Barry the Tiger eats Dolittle.
 * The film ends with Queen Victoria dying.

The Banana Splits Movie

 * Hire Michael Bay to direct it instead of Danishka Esterhazy.
 * The dialogue is even worse.
 * The plot holes are even worse.
 * The Banana Splits are photorealistic CGI animated robot animals that look nothing like their Hanna-Barbera and 2008 counterparts.
 * Snorky is now murderous and kills other people than Mitch.
 * He talks and is voiced by Eric Bauza.
 * He breathes fire out of his trunk.
 * He snorts cocaine and black tar heroin.
 * He instead burns Stevie's corpse.
 * Fleegle was completely torn after he kills Jonathan.
 * Adam Sandler voices Fleegle instead of Bauza.
 * Bingo uses a golden axe to chop people.
 * Jake Paul voices Bingo instead of Bauza.
 * Drooper uses sharp teeth to eat corpses.
 * Rob Schneider voices Drooper instead of Bauza.
 * The Splits just shoot people instead of murdering them in their own ways, except Bingo, which he chops people with an axe.
 * Speaking of which, Fleegle still saws Thadd in half, but this time, with a banana-shaped chainsaw instead of the usual saw.
 * The Splits shoot the rest of the studio members and destruct a city near Taft Studios.
 * They sing pop culture songs.
 * They also sing "Panda", "It's Everyday Bro" and "We Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood"
 * Remove the "Tra La La Song." Or have the song heard only once in the film.
 * Remove the "Silly Stevie. Smoking's bad for your health" line.
 * The Splits had their minions, The Banana Bots, which are robots that resemble anthropomorphic bananas.
 * The Splits create their own workers named after the real workers that they shot, chop or sawed.
 * They also create the mutant monsters that are human/green-brown dog/orange gorilla/brown lion/grey elephant hybrids.
 * The Splits turn Taft Studios into a holocaust, called The Bananasplitsocaust.
 * Hooty was instead the only one that wasn't with them anymore.
 * Hooty's sidekicks are Bella the Duck and Tammy the Ostrich.
 * Hooty had their own army, the Robot Owls of Ga'Foole.
 * Hooty shoots the Splits with the acorn bombs.
 * Have the film set in 2049.
 * It feels like The Terminator instead of Five Nights at Freddy's.
 * The special effects for fire is even worse.
 * The poster and DVD covers was either set in the rooftop of Taft Studios or the semi-destructed city with the Splits wearing tuxedos, except Bingo, which still wears an armor.

Alvin and The Chipmunks films from 2007-2015

 * Have the films entirely animated in terrible CGI similar to Video Brinquedo.
 * The Chipmunks and Chipettes are photorealistic CGI animated film.
 * Like Miss Beatrice Miller, Dave Seville didn't appear in these films at all.
 * More adult humor.
 * The Chipettes appear in the first film.
 * The films are directed by Adam Sandler.
 * Similar to how Alvin never wears the cap throughout the films, except in the first film's ending:
 * Simon doesn't wear glasses.
 * His Simone persona doesn't wear glasses also.
 * Theodore wears an outfit similar to Skate Lad's.
 * Brittany doesn't have a hairdo.
 * Like Simon, Janette doesn't wear glasses.
 * Elanor's hair and outfit have a color scheme reminiscent of Rope Girl's.
 * More gore!
 * More shoehorned product placement.
 * Instead of SpongeBob, the Chipmunks watch Family Guy and Robot Chicken.
 * Instead of Ian telling the squirrels to sing "Deck the Halls", the paramedics take Ian to the hospital in the post credit scene of the first film.
 * Redesign Zoey, Toby and Miles as chipmunks.
 * Clare and Alvin get married at the end of The Road Chip and later have their own chipmunk-human hybrid babies, called the chiphumans or huemunks.
 * Why not the Chipmans? It rolls off the tongue much better (to me, anyway).

Fantasy Island (2020)

 * Hire Michael Bay to direct it.
 * Make it little-to-nothing like the show.
 * Tattoo kills Mr. Roarke at the end.

The Last Airbender

 * Retitle it "Avatar"
 * The words are butchered in an even worse way. They prounce Aang like "Ah-ee-in-gee".
 * The characters are played by white actors donning yellowface and appropriating traditonal Asian attire.
 * It is not made by Paramount.
 * The CGI is even worse.
 * No action scenes.

The Magic Riddle

 * Most of the scenes are just random.
 * The Pig Song is 10 minutes long.
 * The Widow eats Cindy at the end.