The Random Times



"News that smell like pizza."

- The slogan.

The Random Times is a newspaper that serves the island country of Random Region. First established in 2012, each issue costs anywhere from free to 50 cents (depending on the area).

A similar newspaper for children was also released on August of 2021. Aptly titled "The Random Times For Kids", it publishes articles written with children in mind, and also publishes stories written by Randomese children.

List of newspapers
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Broadsheet
Broadsheet newspapers are available for physical purchase all over the Random Region.
 * June 1, 2021
 * June 3, 2021
 * June 7, 2021
 * June 10, 2021
 * June 20, 2021
 * August 1, 2021
 * August 3, 2021
 * August 6, 2021
 * August 7, 2021
 * August 9, 2021
 * August 10, 2021
 * August 21, 2021
 * August 23, 2021
 * August 26, 2021
 * September 7, 2021

Tabloid
Tabloid articles are available to read on The Random Times official website and app. They are free to read. Kids=
 * Carl Wheezer’s 2nd Album: More Details Revealed - July 25, 2021
 * Government Recognizes Meap Island - July 27, 2021
 * Broadcast Intrusion Leaves Random City Residents Distraught - July 29, 2021
 * Old and New Songs Top Charts/Joltsborrow Provinstate Established - July 30, 2021
 * Fugitive Wanted for Hate Crime and Fraud Captured in Green Island - July 31, 2021
 * Famous Dex and Buster the Puppet Beef Continues - July 31, 2021
 * Random Region Government Says Wenthi Impaserizsuz Will Not Be Easy to Capture - August 4, 2021
 * Hijacking Occurs on The Steamed Clams Channel - August 7, 2021
 * VHS Revolution Advertisement - August 8, 2021
 * Random Times For Kids Now Available! How Your Children Can Get Involved - August 10, 2021
 * Random-ness Museum Theft Suspects To Be Sentenced This Friday - August 10, 2021
 * Random-ness Museum Theft Suspects Sentenced To 10 Years In Prison - August 13, 2021
 * Famous Dex and McDonald’s Collab and make the “Famous Dex Meal” - August 17, 2021
 * Many Crashes Occur During Practice For 2021 Zoom Zoom Brr 500 - August 20, 2021
 * Joey Jim Jones Involved In Terrifying Crash - August 22, 2021
 * Wolland Halloween Haunt Returns - September 8, 2021
 * Carl Wheezer Saved - September 15, 2021
 * Lil Important Announces New Single/Album On Instagram, To Release This Friday - September 22, 2021

Broadsheet

 * August 11, 2021
 * September 18, 2021

Tabloid

 * I luv lil important hes the best raper ever - September 18, 2021

Journalists
You can use these templates to become a writer yourself!


 * PizzaPizzaYumYum Lolz
 * Astra L'Projection
 * Tyler Teh Random Boi
 * TallAutism2006
 * TallAutism2006

Comments
Waiting on issue 5

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 21:01, 20 June 2021 (UTC)

Just wondering, how often do issues of this get made?

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 21:34, 20 June 2021 (UTC)

Varies

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 11:24, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

It has no schedule, it’s just in a random order

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 11:30, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Hey, is there going to be a template like the one used for this issue?

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 14:24, 28 July 2021 (UTC)

Of course! I'll make one.

-- PizzaPizzaYumYum (talk) 18:08, 28 July 2021 (UTC)

Ty!!

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 18:17, 28 July 2021 (UTC)

Is there a template where you make your own newspapers?

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 23:51, 30 July 2021 (UTC)

Yeah, they are linked in the journalists section ^_^

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 23:57, 30 July 2021 (UTC)

I was wondering if I could put a standalone ad for my project in the newspaper. Would I put it as a tabloid or something else I don't really have enough ideas right now to make my own issue.

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 12:54, 7 August 2021 (UTC)

Anyone can write an issue :D

-- PizzaPizzaYumYum (talk) 07:50, 8 August 2021 (UTC)

Oh, what I meant was I just wanted to put an ad as one of the tabloids for something I'm working on, and I thought if I put it in the newspaper more people would notice it.

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 07:52, 8 August 2021 (UTC) Can we please use this for the children's version? Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 21:19, 8 August 2021 (UTC)

Omg we should

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 21:27, 8 August 2021 (UTC)

Baby Trollface

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 22:21, 8 August 2021 (UTC)

I gotta say I've been loving all the news lately. Really makes the country feel lively. I'm glad so many users are getting in on it.

-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 23:33, 10 August 2021 (UTC)

Can someone make a template for the kids newspaper

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 22:29, 11 August 2021 (UTC)

Ye

-- PizzaPizzaYumYum (talk) 22:31, 11 August 2021 (UTC)

I'm thinking of making a Twitter account for this, yall want it? I heard Twitter is a pretty chaotic place so i'll try to stay out of trouble.

-- PizzaPizzaYumYum (talk) 04:58, 23 August 2021 (UTC)

--If you can stay out of trouble I think it could work. Just, remind me to never put anything about this into the newspaper (not like i was going to anyway) or there might be a problem... Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 05:10, 23 August 2021 (UTC)

WE NEED TO MAKE NEWS MORE OFTEN

-- I Forgor My Name 💀 (talk) 23:32, 15 September 2021 (UTC)

I have no ideas, sorry ( ´Д`)

-- I&#39;M UNI AND WE DRIVIN A JUMP TRUCK (talk) 00:56, 19 September 2021 (UTC)

I actually have a lot of ideas for the kid issues ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-- Trip At Knight ♞ (talk) 00:59, 19 September 2021 (UTC)