Pickles

Pickles are very random foods. They are cucumbers soaked in evil and plan to destroy the human race...but can't because they're inanimate. Yay. There are rumors that they are alien ninjas... But again they're inanimate... or are they. Probably not. But who cares? PICKLES! The Random food yummy

They kinda look like Ganondorf in Ocarina of Time.

PICKLES!!!

NOM NOM, LEMME HAVE SOME

Pickles taste good when you eat them, it's probably the evil melting in your mouth. But, Dr. Joe Picklehead invented completely non-evil pickles. Humans have spread rumors that it's just a hot dog with a different name...but what do they know?

Pickles. ARE FUN

YES.

YES THEY ARE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!