This is no longer funny

prolog
2014

it was just a normal day in 2014 and dan the diamond minecart was thinking of doing a minecraft mod showcase with trayaurus

there was one mod that stuck out it was a mod about a game called among us

keep in mind, among us did not actually exist until 2018.

so what was going on?

IT'S A MYSTERY

anyway dan thought the little space beans looked cute so he downloaded the mod maybe it was just a new game that wasn't really that popular yet

so when he downloaded it he found out there were twelve spawn eggs for the crewmates in red, blue, yellow, green, black, white, lime, cyan, orange, pink, brown and purple in those colour spawn eggs with rainbow spots

so he set it up by putting all the different crewmates in little fences with signs in the testing chamber

but something extremely extremely extremely extremely scary happened

the lime crewmate was wearing a white mask with a creepy smile on it and it said

'sus'

then it turned into another minecraft character and it said it was called dream

'but i'm actually from your nightmares >:D'

dan was actually very scared and didn't know if this was part of the mod he'd downloaded or if this was like a virus or something

then dream said 'we need you for the plan'

then dan said 'what are you talking about'

then dream said 'i'm corrupting you and partnering with a person who is just as equally as terrifying his name is jermasus.exe'

then dan said 'uh...no'

then dream said S̶̲̺̀̄̈ͅỈ̵̢̡͉̱̈͜N̵͖̹̞̠̓̊C̶̭̉͐̃̋͝E̸͔͝͝ ̴̡̺͗̐͋̽Ẃ̶̛͙̇́͛H̴̪̤̑́̈́̊É̷̝̰̰͇̺͑͑̓̑Ń̶͎͕͒͝ ̸̨̈́͂́͠W̶͇͉̻̦͈̍̇͆E̸̲͙̤͍̒̒̌̍̄R̵̢̠̐͛̇͜Ę̸̜͓͎̄̍̐͝ ̴̫͎̒̿̇̊͜Y̶̻͊̉̑O̵̡͑̅͛̕͝U̴̧̼̜̓ ̷͓͋́̽̃Ṭ̴͚̍Ḥ̴̘̳͌̂̕͝͝Ę̶̢͚̈ ̷̨̺̼̰̏̽͛̓O̸̢̡̙͇̓͗̿̒̚͜N̷̗̺̯̿Ẹ̷̗̪̘͊͑ͅ ̶́̄ͅI̷͖̭͚͌͜͝N̵̜̙̊ ̶̹̣̚C̶̮͛́͝O̷̲̺͝Ṋ̸̱̳̳͈͝T̶̯̣̼̭̓̒͐͠ͅR̸̤̼̘̟̅͝Ō̵̤L̷͎̂̈́͋͝

the he knocked dan to the floor and corrupted him which will not be described because it would get the wiki shut down even if it is on miraheze with more leniant rules than fandom

also fandom desktop was made compulsory today and nobody has a choice ;-;

yeah that's got nothing to do with this story but we happened to think of this on the same day so oh well

anyway dan got up and he realised he only had half of himself the other half was replaced by dream

that would mean half mind control each right

NO, IT WAS ACTUALLY A VERY UNHAPPY COINCIDENCE THAT DREAM HAD COMPLETE CONTROL OF THEIR MIND AND BODY

they were now combined as one and called dreamtdm

because obviously

but to be simple i'll just put dream

but we are talking about this dream-dan fusion alright

anyway dream let the other crewmates out of their fences and they sacrificed the purple one to make ten players and it was the purple crewmate because dream DID NOT LIKE PURPLE

the remaining crewmates drew a pentagram on the floor of the testing chamber then it was suddenly nighttime and lightning

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz that's the sound of the lightning ok

that sounds nothing like lightning it sounds like a fly

piss off i'm the narrator and i say the lightning sounded like that

anyway trayaurus who was in the main part of the lab was wondering what the hell was dan up to

hrmm

(translation: he said something about space beans this doesn't seem very related)

so he walked into the testing chamber

but it was actually half dream in there with the space beans in a pentagram excluding lime because dream was a mutated lime crewmate and purple who was dead in the middle

ps lime was obviously the imposter

anyway dream turned around to trayaurus and said 'HE'S GONE, HE'S PART OF ME NOW, NO AMOUNT OF MODS CAN REVERSE THIS >:D'

the crewmates had summoned a red portal likely from the deepest deepest deepest part of the nether and a man who wasn't a minecraft person but a real person came out

ps the crewmates were being mind controlled

anyway the guy came out and he was smiling so wide and his face was so defined and his eyes were so bright and staring it looked photshopped but it wasn't and he said

SO YOU'VE DONE IT HAVEN'T YOU

YES MASTER I HAVE DONE IT I HAVE CHANGED THE FUTURE YOU COULD SAY I MODDED IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW WE WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO CHANGE INTO OUR SUPER SCARY HYPER REALISTIC FORMS AND BE POORLY WRITTEN CREEPYPASTA CHARACTERS MADE BY A BUNCH OF LUNATICS PISSING ABOUT WITH BOTS ON DISCORD

HOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

then they both made a very big wave of darkness and it was gone

the lab was gone

trayaurus and grim were gone ;o;

the crewmates were gone especially purple ;-;

the among us mod was deleted and anyone who downloaded it downloaded a real mp4 of squidward's suicide which actually DID EXIST WOW SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE DOES EXIST?????????????

it was like they never existed

the only thing left was dream jermasus and the portal

they went back into the portal which was connected to the deepest part of the nether and it's now 1.16 instead of like idk nine updates before that because it's convenient for this one joke and the piglins and blazes ran away because obvious reasons ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

then dream and jermasus went to the herobrine summoning thing you know that thing with the gold and the netherrack and the redstone torches and the fire on top you know what i'm talking about

and herobrine appeareded because mojang failed to remove him in this update ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

tehn herobrine said do you pledge to be poorly written creepypasta characters and they said yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss we do giv us our powas

and then dream became all glitched up and jermasus became glitched up and had hyper realistic eyes and deepfried and they were now jermasus.exe and dreamtdm.exe

666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666

now for russian words because different languages are scary i mean they actually can be in certain circumstances but this is not one of them because this creepypasta is terrible

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