Your least favorite songs

The contrast version of Your Favorite Songs.

Marnie Choerryism Fantano

 * Shawn Wasabi - "Mango Love": The lyrics make no sense and are insanely random. Like, "You give me lust / Like the movie / In translation 3D"? "Imagine if a mango fell in love / It would be so coconuts / For your tender touch / Baby, I'm a mango, I'm in love"? "Taste like a mango / Don't let the man go / Imagine if a mango fell in love"?! What the hell? It's all so nonsensical and it makes me mad. I hate songs that have lyrics I can't analyze or interpret, with this being the most prominent example. Also I just really hate Shawn Wasabi's music and kawaii future bass in general.
 * BLACKPINK ft. Cardi B - "Bet You Wanna": Five words: Western collabs were a mistake. Also, of all the artists Blackpink could have collaborated with... why did they go with CARDI B?
 * BLACKPINK ft. Selena Gomez - "Ice Cream": WORST BLACKPINK SONG EVER GOD FREAKING BLESS. This song is unlistenable, the instrumentals are messy and the vocals are cringeworthy. The girls don't sound like themselves at all. Rosé and Jennie my beloveds stop screeching bloody murder into the mic I'm begging. I mean, at least Selena is a step up from Cardi... which also constitutes as a step up from the road to the sidewalk. Also, "Mona Lisa kind of Lisa"? Huh? I mean, it's kind of funny, but definitely not on the "BITCH I'M A STAR BUT NO PATRICK!" level of funny.
 * Taylor Swift - "You Need To Calm Down": taylor swift bad #fact
 * AleXa - "Rule the World": Okay, so, I have vivid memories of being extremely hyped for this song. And I had good reason to be, because AleXa is one of my favorite K-Pop soloists. But... my hype was killed when I realized that this song is insanely underwhelming and tepid compared to her other songs like "Do or Die", "Villain" and "Bomb". You can do better than this queen </3
 * AleXa - "Never let you go": AleXa. Please go back to making cool songs about fighting and weapons and girlbossery. Please. This is not the way.
 * Cherry Bullet - "Aloha Oe": The whole song sounds very fake. As someone who experiences synesthesia, I think this song tastes like plastic and cheap paint. Also, it is culturally insensitive and appropriative. Can you say "yikes"?

Moon Snail

 * All dubstep songs
 * The Gorgeous Man Who Defiles The Gods
 * Gangnam Style
 * Bitch Lasagna

ZootopianRubbadubber

 * Any song with a chord progression where the one and four chords are both dominant. Example is G7 to C7 on the key of G. The key of G reminds me of walking around colleges or state universities outdoors at 11am. D7 is the natural dominant of G which reminds me MOST of G. G7 resolves to C, which reminds me of driving around country roads with chicken farms, and if I have to use G7 in he key of G major (not mixolydian where the dominant chord is the natural chord; also, G mixolydian is the 5th mode of C major), it would resolve to a non-dominant C chord. C7 reminds me MOST of F key because it reminds me of for example, Adante from Mozart's Piano Concerto No. 21, and when I listened to said piece in Baby Genius Mozart and Friends Sleepytime DVD, where they show toys carouseling, a colorful butterfly, and parrots and toucans. The F key (non blues) also reminds me of having fun at Chuck E. Cheese's in Savannah, GA back when I lived there. That I7 IV7 butchers the key for me. Minor blues, however, I'd rather hear this one because the minor 7ths are all naturally occuring, Gm7, Cm7, and Dm7, and also occur in the relative key of B flat. In short, no "Hound Dog" or "Johnny B. Goode" for me.
 * Quite a few Meghan Trainor songs - the instrumentation doesn't resonate with the vocalization for me. I used to like them.

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