Canada

Canada is a country like United States. In fact, it's right above the United States so it makes the United States look like it's wearing a funny backwards cap.

The creator of this page is from Canada. Everything she says here is 1000000000000% true and not fake in any way.

What IS Canada?
As I said before, Canada is the United States' weird cousin. It has ten provinces and three territories, but most of them don't exist. Canada is known for being very cold, especially in the winter, but it is also very notable for making the worst condiment ever popular.

The Prime Minister of Canada is Chris McLean Total Drama Island from The Raccoons, a popular Canadian 80s sci-fi thriller known for its high amounts of blood, gore and guns.

Facts about Canada and the people who live in it

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 * Canadians apologize approximately 100000000% more than the average person should in their entire lifetime.
 * Most Canadians have never been to Antarctica.
 * Most Canadians do not have purple hair.
 * Canada is a country in North America. Its ten provinces and three territories extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific and northward into the Arctic Ocean, covering 9.98 million square kilometres (3.85 million square miles), making it the world's second-largest country by total area. Its southern and western border with the United States, stretching 8,891 kilometres (5,525 mi), is the world's longest bi-national land border. Canada's capital is Ottawa, and its three largest metropolitan areas are Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver.

Do Canadians watch cartoons?
Yeah we do who do you take us for

Canadian cartoons tend to be extremely hit or miss, as in for every Camp Lakebottom and Dorg Van Dango, there are like 5000 Chuck's Choices. Canadian cartoons are unfortunately subject to much scrutiny from many people, most of which aren't even Canadian at all. Here's a bunch of Canadian cartoons. Take a shot of bagged milk spiked with vodka for how many you've watched and actually enjoyed.

Due to Canadian content requirements, a certain number of content aired on a channel on any given day HAS to be Canadian, which means WAY TOO MUCH OF [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_Away,_Unicorn! THIS SHITE] and not enough actually watchable content that doesn't make you want to shove knives into your eyeballs with the fervor of a beaver tail.

I have seen every episode of Dorg Van Dango season 1 at least 10 times or more. Can you tell that I'm autistic yet     Gonna break out of character for a sec for this but before any of you scream at me in the comments I literally have autism and experience the whole "long-term intense interest" part of it extremely strongly. I'm allowed to make fun of myself sometimes.

What is there to do in Canada?

 * Drink maple syrup
 * Bathe in maple syrup
 * Shove bottles of maple syrup up your butt
 * Eat hockey pucks topped with maple syrup
 * Shovel snow
 * Eat yellow snow (it's really good trust me)
 * Try to find a live moose
 * Watch the CBC
 * STREAM THE STRANGE CHORES FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE ON CBC GEM CBC'S ALL-NEW STREAMING SERVICE
 * Complain about CanCon
 * Crap your pants while using the Angus L. Macdonald Bridge as a drag race track
 * Make fun of the Quebecois
 * Make fun of Newfoundlanders
 * Make fun of Saskatchewaners
 * Make fun of Americans even though we're no better
 * Go to Drumheller and use the dinosaur bones as drumsticks
 * Dance with grizzly bears
 * Dance with beavers
 * Make straight "Ehs" on your report cards (HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
 * Eat Kraft Dinner by the fistfull (not recommended, as Kraft Dinner is disgusting)
 * Eat poutine
 * Smoke weed (it's legal nationwide)
 * Beat Astra over the head with a jumbo-sized Nanaimo bar
 * NOTHING.

Should I go to Canada?
I mean if you want to I guess

Are you Canadian?
Yeah did you not read the top of this page

Aboot hahaha funny
We don't pronounce about like that, actually. That's a common misconception.