Freddy Kruger's Chinese Restaurant

Hey you! Do you want some great food? Then come to: HERE'S SOME SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!

I ordered pork-fried rice, but it had human flesh in it! - Some guy

I got cheese pizza from the buffet, but then I realized they were selling Screamin' Sicilian Bessie's Revenge pizza that they reheated! - Mr. Munch

im so pissed off they wefe sellin maple syrup 4 soy souce - A Yelp user who never learned how to spell correctly

I ordered a grill cheese sandwich with my take-out meal, and it had peanut butter in it! - The parent of a young girl with peanut allergies

And now an interview with our head chef, Freddy Kruger!

I kill people fresh to make my food. - Freddy Kruger, straight from his boiler room's kitchen

Freddy Kruger's Chinese Restaurant! Located in the old car service area of the vacant PACE Membership Warehouse near the Random Mall!