RNW Drinking Game (Miraheze Edition)

Keep hitting the Random Page button and see if any of these apply. Make sure you have an ambulance on speed dial, cause this is the most surreal beyond-all-belief way to get drunk (if you use alcoholic drinks).

Palynig thsi game whileyer etiding ain't reckommemmed, ruhmockended, recmoemndde...ish a bad idea! *hic*

If you're foolish enough to play with all of these, they will DESTROY YOUR LIVER!!! And that would be bad. Better line up a liver transplant in advance.

You are welcome to add pointers to any of the sections!

Random Page

 * For every page with the category "Random Works!", take a drink.
 * Take a drink if you land on a shitposting page.
 * Take an extra drink if the page was created by someone besides Nitzan/Choerryism.
 * For every page that has either the "Old pages that didn't have categories for the longest time" or the "New pages that didn't have categories for the shortest time", category, take a drink.
 * For every satire page, take a drink.
 * If you land on Thing, chug your drink.
 * Take a drink if you land on a page that has anything to do with the Random Region.
 * If you land on the article for Random Region itself, take two shots.
 * For every single-sentence page, take a drink.
 * For every single-WORD page, take two aditional drinks.
 * Look at the page's history:
 * If a summary has Nitzan saying "Stream [song title]" or just a song title by itself, take a drink.
 * If a summary is just someone adding categories to a page, take a drink.
 * Take a drink for every undone revision.
 * If you end up in this page, drink until you die.
 * Anytime someone says something about something inappropriate without realizing it take three shots.
 * For every page that triggers one of your interests, take a drink.
 * Take a drink for every user-made drawing that's actually decent.
 * Take a drink if you find a dead project page.
 * For every page with really bad euphemisms, take a drink.
 * If you get two or more pages in a row, take two drinks.
 * If a page does not go under any of these standards, still take a drink, because fuck you, that's why.


 * Take a drink every time you land on a "How to make x [thing] y" page.
 * If you're Moon Snail or Nitzan, proceed to cry for 2 minutes, then drink your tears.
 * Every time you see either "Make X a 60's music fanboy whose catchphrase is "Screw Jesus and praise The Beatles!", or "Make X a religious nutjob whose catchphrase is "Screw The Beatles and praise Jesus!", down your drink.
 * Take a drink each time something offensive or inappropriate is mentioned.
 * Take a drink whenever you see "Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.".
 * Take a drink whenever you see "The characters' eyes sparkle".
 * Take a drink whenever you see "Add (insert large number here) logos just to tease us".
 * Take a drink for every bullet point with strikethrough text.
 * Take a drink whenever you see chatting in the bullet points.
 * Take a drink whenever the thing you read will actually make it better/worse despite the title of the page.
 * For every page that unironically uses a pre-2007 meme as if it were new, take a drink. You'll be drunk by this point.
 * For every Pooh Goes Poop page, take a drink.
 * Actually, for every gross-out/toilet humor page, take a drink.
 * If you threw up... well...
 * If you're Nitzan, smile smugly and take a sip of your drink.
 * Take a drink for every broken file link [[File:Like this, for example.tiff]]
 * Whenever you see a reference to Everybody Poops, take a drink.
 * If you land on the lyrics page, drink until you die.
 * Take a drink every time you see the following:
 * Colored text
 * Big text
 * Crossed-out text
 * Txet sdrawkcab
 * Underlined text
 * Unnecessary indents
 * all lowercase text
 * Text without apostrophies (Like cant instead of can't. Finish your drink if someone mistakingly did it with he'll.)
 * That includes the previously mentioned. Get chugging!
 * Take a drink for every page written like a transcript, like this: Spongebob: Hey Patrick! What are we going to do today? Patrick: Read this in my voice. If you did, take another drink.
 * Actually, take a drink for every transcript you land on in general.
 * Take a drink if the page has the "Some other 7th thing" category.
 * If said page also has extra categories with the name "Some other (insert number other than 7th) thing", take a drink for each one of the categories on the page.
 * Take a drink for every top hat template. YES, THIS INCLUDES ALL OWNERSHIP TEMPLATES!
 * If you land on more than one of Nitzan's pages and her ownership template changes its design, take a shot of Pepsi really fast. The kind where your chest begins to physically recoil because you drank too fast.
 * Down a bottle if you land on a page that has more than 5k bytes. Skip this one if you want to live.
 * If you land on Your Favorite Songs, take a drink for every song on the page. Then go on YouTube or Spotify and stream every single one of them.
 * If you land on a page with the category "Babysitter, tell me what to do!" watch the Rubbadubbers episode Amelia the Babysitter and then take a drink every time someone says, "Babysitter, tell me what to do!"
 * Take a drink if it's a random page.
 * which is every page you're gonna die
 * which is every page you're gonna die

Other

 * Take a drink when someone edits an old, old page.
 * Take a drink. Just take one. No reason, just drink.
 * Patrick Star: If you read this in my voice, take a drink.
 * Take a drink for every old template or page that was modernized to remove all traces of the "Phineas & Ferb is the shit!" era.
 * Take a drink every time you take a drink.
 * Take a drink if there's a virus on your computer.
 * Take a drink if you're under 13.
 * Take a drink if you're from upstate New York.
 * Another if you're from Utica and never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hams".
 * Have a mouthwatering steamed ham if you're from Albany and use the phrase "Steamed Hams" excessively.
 * Take a drink if you're secretly a walrus riding a two-humped camel with a beach ball in its mouth in disguise.
 * Take a drink whenever a new person joins the wiki.
 * In a similar vein, take a drink each time a new person joins the wiki only to leave a small number of contributions and never come back.
 * Take a drink whenever someone is banned.
 * Aaaand finally, down a bottle if you read through the whole page.