Among Us

Among Us is a video game. Video games.

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Impostors
Impostors are people who can sus.

"When the imposter is sus" face
This face was invented by,.. a youtuber? and is used when an imposter is sus.

Crewmates
Crewmates are mates in a crew.

Colo(u)rs
⚠️ ATTENTION GAMERS ⚠️: ALL COLORS ARE TO BE DECLARED SUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE (aka never).

Impostors and crewmates comes in many colors (colours), including:
 * Red
 * Blue
 * Orange
 * Brown (the color of poo)
 * Yellow
 * Orange
 * Green
 * Purple
 * Sus
 * White
 * Pink
 * Black
 * Red
 * Brown
 * Yellow
 * Blue

I was in medbay
I don't believe in dolphins. I think they are not real. Clam salad. My armpit hurts.

I need to poop climb some stairs until I find a sink that uhhhhhhh is also a boat. Yeah, a sink that's also a boat. A boat kind of maybe like this boat:



That's a boat!

(medbay is short for medical bay btw)

Soos
This is Soos.

Vitamin K
Vitamin K? I'm allergic to vitamin K!
 * The Bahamas

Family Guy i'm Peter

"Calibrate Distributor". I like ham.





How to play Among Us
STEP ONE: Wait for it to rain STEP TWO: Cover yourself in oil

COGS HAVE BIG MUSCLES
(by Random Toon)

Kong starts off by quickly analyzing his surroundings. Mhm. Mhm. He sees a red duck... and a red rabbit... with an abnormally large head! It looks like a blimp! This rabbit's nickname shall now be known as "Blimp". Inside, Kong is having not much better luck and is punched savagely by a Name Dropper; look at that replay, look at the savage punch! If you have been abused by a Name Dropper in your life, please ring the number on screen now (0800 BLIMP), where professional people will talk to you. Warning: a blue bear in your local area may be throwing water balloons. We do not have to put up with this. Keep an eye out for him, and together we will stop him. When was the last time a Cold Caller did twenty damage?! So in short, Kong nearly gets killed and goes to pick up another water balloon from the cooler, and picks up another water balloon, he just, he j... he just um, picks up a... there we go. So he picks up another water balloon and runs, run, run, Kong! Oh, you've run into a dead end. You idiot! Hmm, I haven't seen many Cogs around here. I wonder- oh my goodness! Oh no you don't, Cog, that's my water! What do I like to do in my spare time? I like to throw water balloons in doors. Look at my muscles. They are the best muscles in the world. Oh no, I have no idea what's going on here! Look at that. Even while exploding, I have impeccable muscles. Kiss them. Kiss my muscles. Hello, I'm sorry, did I arrive late to the party? Uhuhuh! Oh no, don't mind me, I'll just have a conversation with this lamp. Hey lamp, you okay? Yeah, I'm fine, how're you doing? I'm go- will you guys keep it down? Goodness. You are so two-faced! Yes, yes I am. Just when the Toons thought the battle was over, a truly despicable force came from the elevator. This force was... the infamous Level 1 Cold Caller. Aaaaaaaaah. Just listen to that scream of terror! In our community today, we are thankful to have someone like the red duck, who would go to no stops to get rid of such enemies like this Level 1 Cold Caller. He pulls out the most destructive weapon in the Toontown arsenal: a cupcake.

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I wanted to post this yesterday but I was busy lol