Shippings You Oppose

Post whatever shippings you hate.

Moon Snail
I'm gonna sort this into two different categories: Ship archetypes and single ships.

Archetypes

 * Pedophilic and incest ships
 * Hero x Villain ships (Unless it's confirmed they have feelings for each other)
 * Gay man x Girl and Lesbian x Boy
 * Any Sonic ship that isn't Sonuckles or Sonespio.
 * Shippings of real-life people, even if they're in love in real life. Seriously, DON'T.

Single ships
Descending order of how much I dislike them:


 * Lemres x Feli. This might very well be my least favorite ship ever. Look, I know that Feli has a crush on Lemres, and it's one of her defining traits, but nonono. First and foremost, their age groups are, like, way far. Feli is a tween, and Lemres is at the very least in his twenties. Not only that, but Lemres has expressed disinterest in her more than a few times. But what especially elevates this into my least favorite is a certain part in 20th Anniversary, where Feli tries to trick a very tired Lemres into asking her out. Not kidding. Normally, I'd just pass this ship off as just Sonamy-tier trash, but that scene alone makes it so damn egregious to me in particular, and even made me think twice about my otherwise positive opinions on Feli.
 * I also really don't like Arle x Satan/Dark Prince. Sure, Satan doesn't really go as far as to try and trick Arle into asking him out when she's not thinking straight, but it's still a pretty bad ship to me. Satan's, like, probably a thousand years old, while Arle is at most in her late teens. And there's the whole implication that Satan is only interested in her because she has Carbuncle and... yeah. It's not material for a healthy relationship.
 * Twimoon, even by my OC x Canon trash standards, is fucking atrocious. If you still ship it unironically today, I hope your pillows are too warm on both sides while you sleep.
 * Raffina x Klug. Sorry, but I don't see their butting heads as a tsundere-type thing. I just think they hate each other. Not really that complex.
 * Maybe it's because I really like Lemres, and really don't like Schezo, but I don't get the appeal behind Lemres x Schezo. Really, the only thing I can see being similar between the two is that they both use dark magic. Past that, they have the chemistry of a moldy apple and a wet paper bag. Why this is considered the definitive Lemres ship and not Lemres x Klug is beyond me.
 * Soriel. I don't really hate it, but I don't really like it either. Sans is not the kind of character I can see being in a relationship, and even if he was. I can't see him and Toriel being any more than just friends.
 * For the same reason as the above one, Sig x Anyone isn't really my cup of tea either, aside from maybe Sig x Klug and Sig x Lemres. Even then, Sig also seems like he wouldn't be pursuing a relationship. He's just a neutral boi who likes to collect bugs. That's about it.

Master ventus
Practically every Kingdom Hearts shipping there is :P

AwesomeCartoonFan01

 * taako and his shitty assistant
 * 95% of hetero ships
 * incest/pedophillic ships

Theweb0123

 * reads above post* ACF x Anyone. She should not be allowed to breed.
 * FlutterDash
 * RarityJack (or however the f*ck its spelled)
 * Any shipping that involves a metal band, politician, or One Direction
 * Web x Kittygirl

PixelMiette
in order of most to least bad. stream yozurina by pinnochiop


 * All the Loud House incest ships (Every ship that falls under the Loudcest umbrella, Santiagocest and Changcest) are my least favorite ships in EXISTENCE and they always will be. They make me feel legitimately sick, ESPECIALLY Santiagocest. It doesn't help that I get really, really, really uncomfortable when incest is brought up in any sort of context, so...
 * Ronniecoln is bad too. It's massively overrated, but that alone isn't why I hate it. I hate how it was formed. Its origins were very hastily mish mashed together, and I really can't see it becoming canon. I can only see Ronnie Anne and Lincoln as friends and nothing more. The fact I headcanon Ronnie Anne as a lesbian doesn't help either. And let's not forget that scene in "Save the Date" where Lincoln made her fucking cry. I know he's fictional but I will NEVER forgive him for that. I tend to get really worked up and pissed the hell off whenever I discuss this ship so I'll have to cut this short. Fuck Ronniecoln.
 * Sidcoln... oh god, Sidcoln. I really don't like this ship. It makes me feel legitimately uncomfortable. Every time it is brought up in any kind of context, it makes me want to throw up. I'm being serious, just having to write this out is making me really nauseous. This ship makes me legit sick to my stomach.
 * Slyde makes me want to swallow glass and cat piss, but I don't hate it as much as I hate Sidcoln.
 * Lynncisco sucks too. Francisco is a Satellite Love Interest. He hasn't appeared since his debut (where he served as just a love interest), which further proves my point. He has literally No Personality.
 * Honestly? I just really hate every single ship originating from "L is for Love" that isn't Saluna. The only two character from that episode with established personalities are Sam and Benny, while the rest of the characters introduced in that episode really are just... bland and they only exist to be love interests and nothing more. Sorry not sorry.
 * Clynn. Come the hell on, people. Why does this exist? What the hell.
 * Clori is weird. If you ship it what the HELL are you doing. Clyde is 11 and Lori is a high-school senior. It's a huge age gap and it's weird. It's creepy and weird.
 * Every ship involving Lynn that ISN'T Lynnargo. I thought it was known that the "L" in Lynn's name stood for "Lesbian".
 * Rustella is weird. I don't HATE it, I just think it's weird.
 * I don't really like any ship involving Stella, tbh. Stellacoln is on the universe's thinnest ice. I don't ship it, but I can at least get behind it.
 * Jackiecoln. Don't ship literal kids with teenagers. It's weird.
 * Chancoln is really stupid. I thought it was agreed upon that Chandler is a bitch ass bastard rat boi and shouldn't be shipped with anyone.

Madi Shinx

 * Powerpuff Girls x Rowdyruff Boys (they're enemies!)
 * Loudcest shippings
 * TwiArmor
 * Thomas x Twilight Sparkle
 * Pinecest
 * Nick x Judy
 * Kiara x Kion
 * Shippings involving real life people
 * Pedophilla shippings
 * Jetta x Baby Godzilla

NaturalFreshOtter00

 * Lola Loud x SpongeBob
 * Luan Loud x Yakko Warner
 * All incest shippings, no exceptions
 * All pedophilic shippings, no exceptions
 * Thomas x Twilight Sparkle
 * Any shipping that involves real-life people
 * Caillou x Leni Loud
 * Meg Griffin x Dee Dee (Oggy and the Cockroaches)
 * Sailor Moon x Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

Tornadospeed
All of them except NC and TS x Adminship + Crat (the only ship that matters).

Rimiguji
Actually dislike:


 * The usual pedophilic/incest ships, which would only surprise you if you don't have common sense.
 * I don't like any of the Ichika x [Infinite Stratos Girl] ships, with the exception of Ichika x Houki and Ichika x Charlotte.
 * Natsuru from Kampfer x anyone, period. (I hate dense MCs)

Ships i don't hate, but not really fond of:


 * I'm not a big fan of Reimu X Marisa, i like Marisa x Alice and Reimu x Yukari better.

Dem

 * Every single incest shippings, no exceptions.
 * Paperhat.

WarpZone64

 * ZaDR (Zim X Dib) (WHY IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN DOES THIS EXIST?!?)
 * Thomas X Twilight Sparkle and Jetta X Baby Godzilla (I'm putting these two in one bullet because they're both from Pooh's Adventures. Anyways, again, WHY DO THESE SHIPPINGS EXIST?)
 * Kishchigo (Kisshu X Ichigo) (I hate how the rabid Kishchigo fangirls scream about how much they hate Masaya, yet they ship Ichigo with a STALKER ALIEN.)
 * Any incest ship (Loudcest, Pinecest, etc.) (Need I say more?)

Mozart999

 * Ships involving one person being much older than the other
 * Especially pedophilic ones
 * Incest ships
 * Bestiality ships
 * Or just most cross-species ships, unless they are similar species
 * Polyamorous ships
 * Anything involving TV shows targeted at young children
 * Incompatible orientations
 * Characters who canon hate each other
 * Hero and villain
 * Unless they are canon to actually like each other
 * People who are already in a relationship in canon
 * Unless the ship is canon
 * Characters who don't ship whatsoever
 * Ships involving real people

Jennifer Sorenrulescool5

 * Billdip (My least favorite ship ever. I could go days and days on about why I hate it so much.)
 * Tomlola
 * Robotboy x Robotgirl x Protoboy
 * Shovin
 * Every Shope ship minus Sorshope and Shope x Amy (Shyler is on thing fucking ice)
 * Mem x Zen
 * Chimondo
 * PINECEST. FUCK PINECEST.
 * Olline
 * Haji Towa x Anybody
 * Otomachi Una x Fukase
 * ZaDR
 * Any incest and pedophillic ship. No exceptions