190 Is Low IQ

190 IQ?!? How can you even try to brag with such a low score. When I was your age, my IQ was twice as big and most websites couldn’t handle my enormous IQ. And since then, it has only gotten bigger. Nowadays, I don’t even bother to test my IQ, because of how trivially easy they are to 100%.

When CIA discovered me, they asked me to become their unofficial leader, but I declined, for my infinite intelligence makes that such a simple task. I’ve been approached by NASA, Mensa, FBI and countless of governments, but all of the spots are something I could have filled at the age of three. A secret government branch even asked me to give them some of my seed to breed people as smart as me, but I said no because there’s no woman smart enough to bear my children.

In my free time, I rewrite Shakespeare’s plays and compose music that would make Beethoven green with envy. I also proved Einstein’s theories to be completely false, but I won’t even try to explain it to you, because your mind would never be able to comprehend it.

If I wanted to, I could easily triangulate your location based on your username and writing style, and kill you through butterfly effect, before you’d even realize what has happened.

So please, don’t call yourself smart if your nowhere near me in intelligence.