Random-ness Sins/Jacob Williamson

Sigh...

Yes, I am sinning something from another wiki, but this time, it's on a movie that someone made.


 * Let's start us off with the poster. (ding x5)
 * And the fact that this movie is about an ordinary kid's personal life. (ding x10)
 * Adding sins for all the companies (ding x57)
 * HiT Entertainment and possibly HiT Movies are now in-name only parts of Mattel Creations. (ding)
 * Playhouse Disney and Toon Disney are now known as Disney Junior and Disney XD (ding x2)
 * DisneyToons Studio got shut down in 2018 (ding)
 * There is no way that this movie would follow any of these movies listed (ding x11)
 * The fact that the characters aren't even described (ding)
 * So much copyrighted characters. (ding)
 * And spelling errors. (ding)
 * The fact that this article has a Couples section (ding)
 * "Jacob Gets Grounded, Punished, Assaulted, Torched, Aressted (sic), Executed, Returned From Dead, Ungrounded &amp; Rewarded" I smell GoAnimate (ding x10)
 * Also, someone gets executed in a G-rated movie (ding)
 * "Jacob Gets Kidnnaped (sic)" Who kidnaps him though? (ding)
 * The scenes section is too similar to the Plot section (ding)
 * Way too many songs (ding x149)
 * VHS stopped producing in 2007 (ding)
 * A page full of quotes? Why not just write a transcript? (ding)
 * "We Don’t Talk About Girlfriends At School" Oh... my... god. How is "girlfriends" such a taboo topic at your school? Especially since you go to high school where a lot of the kids have girlfriends or boyfriends? (ding x100)
 * The fact that he has two quotes saying "I’m Never Coming Back To (name redacted) School, Never, Happy Trails, (name redacted) School!" (ding x2)
 * Also, Jacob explicitly mentions the names of his schools. Rule number one of the Internet: Do not ever reveal your personal information on the Internet! (ding x100)
 * Now you include the F-word in a G-rated movie. (ding)

FINAL SIN COUNT: 458

SENTENCE: Suspended/Grounded/Punished/Assaulted/Torched/Arested/Executed/Returned From Dead/Ungrounded/Rewarded