How to Make RNW Shows Bad

Note: Please keep this alphabetized, for the sake of making life easier.

By context, a RNW show is any original series that airs on The Random Channel or The Steamed Clams Channel.

Down on the Farm

 * Make it live-action.
 * Make it a ripoff of SuperMarioLogan.
 * Madi and Wolfie are humans instead of Pokémon.
 * Even though Wolfie is a Sapi Pokémon…
 * Make it TV-MA.
 * Get rid of the Pokémon.
 * Fill it to the brim with so much offensive humour.
 * Add constant cursing.
 * Fill it with fart jokes.
 * Add a bunch of useless characters that have no relevance to the plot.
 * Each episode ends with the characters falling asleep to a sleep-inducing lullaby.

Evelyn's Adventures
Note: This is an upcoming project, so not much reasons are gonna be added here.
 * The show is called "The lit af adventures of Evelyn".
 * The show is aimed for toddlers.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * The show is a rip-off of Dora the Explorer and RBUK.
 * Add a useless character that doesn't do anything except dance and T-pose in the background.
 * Put a dance scene in a episode that has characters doing a bunch of twerking, dabbing, and flossing.
 * Make the pacing too fast.
 * Make the animation look like The Adventures of Kid Danger.
 * All of the characters are either annoying, one-sided, unlikeable, or all of the personalities combined.

Peanut Otter's Disco

 * Have it animated with ugly CGI.
 * There are no real voice actors and all of the characters are voiced with Google Translate text-to-speech.
 * All of crossovers are bad.
 * All of the pop culture references are forced, obscure, and unfunny.
 * Let Timebomb stay.
 * Keep the Sagwa-related stuff.
 * Keep the child pregnancy episodes.
 * Give it over 100 seasons.

Shitpost

 * Have it animated with Windows Live Movie Maker and MS paint.
 * Fill it with memes that were funny in 2011.
 * Give it Tails Gets Trolled vibes.

The adventures of NaClare and Emma

 * Make the animation look like Puss and Boots: a furry tale.
 * Put it on Nick Jr.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * The show is a rip off of Dora the explorer.
 * Make it be produced by Gaiam Entertainment.

The AuSome Six!
Note: Just like Evelyn's Adventures, this project is on hold, therefore this list is incomplete.

tl;dr - the show becomes an offensive memefest
 * Change the name to Teh Awtisum Armeh!.
 * The show was created by edgy people who think autism jokes are funny.
 * Make the logo look like the Autism Speaks logo.
 * Give it Teen Titans GO! vibes.
 * The animation looks Sanjay and Craig-esque.
 * All of the characters are voiced by the cast of Family Guy.
 * The theme song is a bass-boosted recording of a person screaming into a microphone with kazoos and airhorns as instrumentals.
 * Fill it with lots of animation errors.
 * Fill it with offensive memes.
 * The show reinforces negative autism stereotypes.
 * The production is really rushed and there is very little plot in any of the episodes.
 * All of the characters speak with very bad grammar (think of the title).
 * Call the AuSome Six teh Awtisum Armeh instead. (Since that it what the show is called now).
 * The antivaxxers are good and the AuSome Six teh Awtisum Armeh are bad.
 * The AuSome Six teh Awtisum Armeh always lose and are very weak.
 * Get rid of the Badges and the whole thing about the Six Values.
 * The characters speak directly to the audience in a Dora the Explorer- esque manner.
 * All of the characters are annoying, unlikeable, and one-sided.
 * Every 10 seconds, an annoying hashtag flashes on the screen in an epilepsy-inducing manner.
 * The members of the AuSome Six Awtisum Armeh don't act anything like their real-life counterparts.
 * The AuSome Six Awtisum Armeh's headquarters is a small, run-down apartment.
 * The AuSome Six Awtisum Armeh's flashbacks are all historically inaccurate, to the point that it is ridiculously bad.
 * Get rid of AuSome Mode, therefore the AuSome Six Awtisum Armeh don't have powers.
 * The AuSome Six Awtisum Armeh are still alive because they faked their deaths to the world.
 * Fill it with unfunny pop culture references.
 * Add G-major music in the background.
 * Make it super edgy.
 * All of the humor is forced and unfunny.
 * Add an episode about fidget spinners.
 * A character dies a gruesome death at the end of every episode, but is seen alive in the following episode.
 * There is a running gag involving the Six which a character asks who they are and they say their catchphrase (see below).
 * Each member of the Six has a cringey catchphrase, each of which are said at inappropriate times:
 * Einstein's catchphrase is "We're going on a mission, start the countdown!"
 * Newton's catchphrase is "Unless we're talking about yo big fat mama!"
 * Mozart's catchphrase is "Come and rock me!"
 * Jefferson's catchprase is "You're on your own awesome, wow."
 * Dickinson's catchphrase is "Hold my flower."
 * Tesla's catchphrase is "Edison is not a real scientist."
 * Make Karen Chungus and other meme characters as characters, just like in earlier versions of the show.
 * Chris-Chan and Sammyclassicsonicfan appear as main characters.
 * It gets a crossover with The Breadwinners.

The original

 * It airs on Disney Channel.
 * Make it live-action.
 * Justin Bieber and the Autotunerz are good.

The Bunker 2.0

 * Have it done in Foodfight!-esque CGI.
 * Have it told from Justin Bieber's perspective.

The Bunker Cast Away

 * Make the animation look like Leo the Lion.
 * Make it a Planet Sheen rip-off.

The Bunkest

 * Have it animated by Dingo Pictures.
 * Let Timebomb stay.
 * Keep the Sagwa-related stuff.

The Gayarchy

 * Make it The Straightarchy instead.
 * The straights are the good guys.
 * Include a bunch of homophobic rhetoric.
 * Make Guido a character.
 * Fill it with fetish scenes.
 * Make it get a low-budget live-action reboot.

The Jesuses

 * Have it made by the same people who made Strawinsky and the Mysterious House.
 * Have it use similar CGI.
 * The theme song is to the tune of the Dora the Explorer theme song.
 * Cram it with fundamentalist Christian messages.
 * Each episode has at least 10 musical numbers, and all of the songs are really annoying.
 * BONUS: The songs are all crappy versions of Veggietales songs.
 * Make it a ripoff of VeggieTales.
 * Have it aimed at toddlers.
 * Despite this, it is filled with inappropriate content.
 * Each episode ends with the six Jesuses saying "Listen to us or else Satan will get you!".

The Timmy Jimmy Show

 * The thumbnails are just made up of 3D shapes.
 * Timmy Jimmy is really dumb.

Reboot

 * Make the animation Video Brinquendo-esque.
 * All of the pop culture references and crossovers are bad.