Amazing frog facts that are completely true!!!

MS undefined Note: Please play this music for maximum effect. These are all the facts I have right now. Wait for me to stare at my pet frog to absorb its knowledge to post more facts.
 * 1) Frogs were invented in 1973 when scientists tried to compress lizards for easier storage.
 * 2) Despite what fairy tales might make you think, kissing a frog doesn't turn it into a handsome prince, and is considered rather disgusting. Wish I knew this ahead of time.
 * 3) The only scientific different between frogs and giraffes is that frogs actually do exist.
 * 4) There are four known types of frogs: Frog, Frog 2, Dry Frog (Toad?) and Honda Fit.
 * 5) 33 Screaming Frogs by Booze Rivers
 * 6) It is not recommended to go near the Poison Dart Frog, as it gets nervous during social interaction.
 * 7) The average frog's tongue is long enough to span across one frog tongue.
 * 8) Frogs are capable of telling what day of the week it is.
 * 9) Ding ding ding ding ding ding balala balala balala
 * 10) Lego frog
 * 11) When a frog is killed, the correct term for it is "fucking dead", not "deceased".
 * 12) If a frog turns hot pink, that means nothing.
 * 13) If you touch a frog, it deflates and makes a sound very similar to screaming.
 * 14) *Breaking character to say PLEASE don't actually touch a frog with dry hands in real life. Seriously. It burns them.
 * 15) .*Hands you a lego frog*
 * 16) .*Hands you a lego frog*
 * 17) .*Hands you a
 * 18) The largest frog ever recorded is this one named Benny, who is approximately 15 large.
 * 19) Chemicals that makes frogs gay do not exist, but I wish they did.
 * 20) Frogs know what you did.
 * 21) Little known fact, but frogs get along very well with onions, and will usually become friends within seconds. Some frogs are reported to even marry onions.
 * 22) Guys help why does my frog have a gun
 * 23) Please put that back it's dangerous
 * 24) No please spare my son he's all I have left
 * 25) Frogs are known to stack on top of each other. This is their practice for making it easier to take over the world.
 * 26) Frog
 * 27) Frog croaks are actually signals that the frog uses in an attempt to summon the dark lord Croacus. It's not working right now.
 * 28) The frog's famous throat sac is actually exclusive to male frogs. They use it to store some chicken nuggies for later.
 * 29) I bet you weren't expecting me, were ya? Turn your back for one second and I'm like WAZOO! Ninja skills!
 * 30) Frogs are really, REALLY good at Puyo Puyo. Have you ever tried to face one in a battle? You'll not soon forget.
 * 31) I just shit myself.