How to Make Good Logos Bad

Universal Studios

 * Replace the Earth with a school globe.
 * Have the music played on a recorder. Very poorly.

Paramount Pictures

 * Replace the mountain with a large pile of manure.
 * Get rid of the stars.
 * The logo ends with the person shoving the camera into the mountain manure with him yelling "SMELL AND EAT THE MANURE IDIOTS!"