How to Make RNW Shows Bad

Note: Please keep this alphabetized, for the sake of making life easier.

By context, a RNW show is any original series that airs on The Random Channel or The Steamed Clams Channel.

A title with a dagger (†) after it is on hold, and a double dagger (‡) is dead.

A Slice of Furry Life

 * Have it air on modern-era Cartoon Network.
 * The animation looks like The Adventures of Kid Danger.
 * All of the characters are offensive LGBT stereotypes.
 * Make it a ripoff of O.K.K.O..

Down on the Farm ‡

 * Make it live-action.
 * Make it a ripoff of SuperMarioLogan.
 * Madi and Wolfie are humans instead of Sapi Pokémon.
 * Make it TV-MA.
 * Get rid of the Pokémon.
 * Fill it to the brim with so much offensive humour.
 * Add constant cursing.
 * Fill it with fart jokes.
 * Add a bunch of useless characters that have no relevance to the plot.
 * Each episode ends with the characters falling asleep to a sleep-inducing lullaby.

Evelyn's Adventures ‡
Note: This is an upcoming project, so not much reasons are gonna be added here.
 * The show is called "The lit af adventures of Evelyn".
 * The show is aimed for toddlers.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * The show is a rip-off of Dora the Explorer and RBUK.
 * Add a useless character that doesn't do anything except dance and T-pose in the background.
 * Put a dance scene in a episode that has characters doing a bunch of twerking, dabbing, and flossing.
 * Make the pacing too fast.
 * Make the animation look like The Adventures of Kid Danger.
 * All of the characters are either annoying, one-sided, unlikeable, or all of the personalities combined.

(Mis)adventures Of Wabuu

 * Fill every episode with product placement for Jilly Juice and McDonald's.
 * Wabuu twerks, dabs, and does Fortnite and Tik Tok dances in every episode.
 * Make it a original to an obscure and terrible streaming service.
 * Make the colors extremely saturated like The Problem Solverz.
 * The animation resembles a Video Brinquedo movie.
 * Make everyone stupid and unlikeable.
 * Wabuu is voiced by Rob Schneider.
 * Give it crossovers with this page's version of The AuSome Six!  Teh Awtisum Armeh!.
 * Replace Theresa with Chris Chan.
 * Add more fetish content.
 * Add more toilet humor.
 * Add more cursing.
 * Jeremy Saville, Doug Walker, Chris Chan, Lele Pons, random anti vax moms obsessed with Minion memes on Facebook, and the writers of the worst Family Guy episodes write every episode.
 * The Paintbrush Song from Veggietales plays at inappropriate times.
 * Add a pointless character who does nothing but dance and T pose in the background

How To Ruin The Episodes!

 * Oh! Heavenly Raccoon: Wabuu keeps his voice even as Benji Chase.
 * Tight Cannons: Make it the first crossover with this page's version of The AuSome Six!  Teh Awtisum Armeh!. Also it's a crossover with Butt Ugly Martians and the cast of Escape From Planet Earth, Planet 51, Delgo, Mac And Me, Nukie, Aliens In The Attic, and Chicken Little are in it.

No Man's Pirates

 * Have the first episode actually plagiarize Tubb the Pirate. (Lol that already happened.)
 * Change the name to The Pirates That Don't Do Anything.
 * The theme song is a crappy version of "The Pirates That Don't Do Anything" from VeggieTales.
 * The animation looks like Angela Anaconda.
 * Make the pacing way too slow (hence the renamed title).
 * No music.
 * The No Man's Pirates hate each other.
 * In some episodes, the No Man's Pirates try to eat each other.
 * Whenever anyone talks to the audience, it's a la Dora the Explorer.
 * Reverse the roles of the bad guys and the good guys.
 * The characters will scream "Arr, me fuckin' mateys!" at inappropriate times.
 * Every 30 seconds, a character sneezes or farts.
 * Make it unnecessarily edgy.
 * The show gets sillier instead of more serious as the series goes on.
 * Cap'n Madi's sword is replaced by a talking rifle named Amy.
 * Spud the Brave's dialouge consists of only burping. Yes, really. Just burping and nothing else.
 * The series only lasts for one season and it ends with a cliffhanger.
 * Wolfie swears in every sentence.
 * The characters' catchphrases are changed:
 * Cap'n Madi's catchphrases "Smile, Great Island! Say Chuck-E-Cheese!", "That shit doesn't scare me!", and "Destroy and starve all Water-type Pokemon!"
 * In addition, Cap'n Madi's "Ha-har, shiver my timbers!" and "Nifty!" are replaced with "Fuck you!"
 * Heymondbeard's catchphrases are "GET ME CAP'N MADI ON THE PHONE!" and "I may have gone too far in a few places!"
 * Wolfie's catchphrases are "Go commit die!" and "We're going on a mission, start the countdown!"

How to Ruin the Episodes!

 * "The Captain Needs to Go!" is turned into a word for word copy of the Pokémon fanfic Too Much H2O.

Peanut Otter's Disco †

 * Have it animated with ugly CGI.
 * There are no real voice actors and all of the characters are voiced with Google Translate text-to-speech.
 * All of crossovers are bad.
 * All of the pop culture references are forced, obscure, and unfunny.
 * Let Timebomb stay.
 * Keep the Sagwa-related stuff.
 * Keep the child pregnancy episodes.
 * Give it over 100 seasons.

Shitpost †

 * Have it animated with Windows Live Movie Maker and MS paint.
 * Fill it with memes that were funny in 2011.
 * Give it Tails Gets Trolled vibes.

Or, if you want to do this the creator's way...

 * Not cancelling it.

The adventures of NaClare and Emma †

 * Make the animation look like Puss and Boots: a furry tale.
 * Put it on Nick Jr.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * The show is a rip off of Dora the explorer.
 * Make it be produced by Gaiam Entertainment.

The AuSome Six!
tl;dr - the show becomes an offensive memefest

The original

 * Have the whole series made by Idea Wiki instead.
 * It airs on Disney Channel.
 * Make it low-budget and live-action.
 * Replace "It's Gonna Be Fine" with "I Love You" from Barney and Friends.
 * The show is told from the Autotunerz's perspective.
 * Justin Bieber and the Autotunerz are good.

The Bunker 2.0

 * Have it done in Foodfight!-esque CGI.
 * All of the characters are dumb and unlikeable.
 * Add a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.

The Bunker Cast Away

 * Make the animation look like Leo the Lion.
 * Make it a Planet Sheen rip-off.

The Bunk

 * Make it a ripoff of The Loud House.
 * The characters don't have mouths so they move their arms when they talk.

The Bunkest

 * Have it animated by Dingo Pictures.
 * Timebomb, the Sagwa characters, and the cat sex is still kept.
 * Papa John is an ugly hairless cat.
 * BONUS: When she meows, she meows so loudly that you can’t hear the other characters.
 * Madi Shinx hates the other Bunkmates and is often rude to them.
 * MegaToon1234 appears in every episode, usually as a background character where he is in t-pose mode.

The Gayarchy †

 * Make it The Straightarchy instead.
 * The straights are the good guys.
 * Include a bunch of homophobic rhetoric.
 * Make Guido a character.
 * Fill it with fetish scenes.
 * Make it get a low-budget live-action reboot.

The Jesuses ‡

 * Have it made by the same people who made Strawinsky and the Mysterious House.
 * Have it use similar CGI.
 * The theme song is to the tune of the Dora the Explorer theme song.
 * Cram it with fundamentalist Christian messages.
 * Each episode has at least 10 musical numbers, and all of the songs are really annoying.
 * BONUS: The songs are all crappy versions of Veggietales songs.
 * Make it a ripoff of VeggieTales.
 * Have it aimed at toddlers.
 * Despite this, it is filled with inappropriate content.
 * Each episode ends with the six Jesuses saying "Listen to us or else Satan will get you!".

The Timmy Jimmy Show ‡

 * The thumbnails are just made up of 3D shapes.
 * Timmy Jimmy is really dumb.

Reboot

 * Make the animation Video Brinquendo-esque.
 * All of the pop culture references and crossovers are bad.

Welcome to My World (2020 series)

 * Have it poorly animated with Adobe Flash (or Animate as of now).
 * Make it a rip-off to The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! and Pororo the Little Penguin.
 * The characters only talk in swearing.
 * Remove Phoebe's love interest, Kylo, completely from the show.
 * It isn't really that wacky.
 * The theme songs is actually the Johnny Test (Season 2-6) Theme Song.
 * Franco dies from rabies when he gets bitten by Phoebe one episode.
 * Have it air on Nickelodeon.
 * The main character, Derek, always do nothing but twerk on-screen in front of our face, and even does pure Tik-Tok cringe.
 * One sentence... *inhales* TOO MANY POINTLESS POP CULTURE REFERENCES!!! *exhales*