How to Make RNW Shows Bad

Note: Please keep this alphabetized, for the sake of making reading easier.
By context, a RNW show is any original series that airs on The Random Channel, The Steamed Clams Channel, or Channel Beta.

Key:


 * Exclamation mark (!): This indicates that a project is currently upcoming.
 * Dagger (†): This indicates that a project is currently on hold.


 * Double dagger (‡): This indicates that a project is dead.

If a project has not had any activity for at least six months, then it is assumed dead.
 * Question mark (?): This indicates that the status of a project is unknown.

A Slice of Furry Life ‡

 * Have it air on modern-era Cartoon Network.
 * The animation looks like The Adventures of Kid Danger.
 * All of the characters are offensive LGBT stereotypes.
 * Make it a ripoff of O.K. K.O.

AlexTopia !

 * Make it a ripoff of My Gym Partner's a Monkey.
 * Have Pattee the tiger turn back on Alex and kill him in one episode.
 * The guinea pig trio twerk constantly and make constant fart and butt jokes.
 * Have Doona the koala contract chlamydia.
 * Animate it like Fanboy and Chum Chum.
 * Have Ricky contract rabies and bite Doona.
 * Have a scene where the meerkats have sex.
 * Make Slash a violent antagonist.
 * PETA JOKES EVERYWHERE!
 * The series finale ends with everyone dying of either rabies or chlamydia.

Crossover Catastrophe†

 * Have no violence at all. Literally, no violence AT ALL.
 * Make it like a "Pooh's Adventures-esque" show rather than it being a violent and mature edition of said esque.
 * Rename the show to "DA GREAT CROSSOVER SHOW EVA!!!".
 * Make Flippy and Ale parents while everyone else is a kid.
 * Lumpy is a creepy neighbour who isn't smart and wants to always kidnap the kids.
 * Make every episode formulaic and it goes in this order:
 * Flippy and Ale take care of their kids.
 * Lumpy goes into their homes and kidnaps a random kid.
 * Both Flippy and Ale rescue that kid.
 * Lumpy is angry and leaves.
 * HAPPILY EVA AFTER!!! YEY!!!!
 * It only has 1 season.
 * The music is stolen from ToonTown Online and it is taken down before it has a 2nd season.
 * Add an old joke that is dated everytime.

Demigems ‡

 * The characters constantly break the fourth wall, a la Dora The Explorer.
 * The theme song is Face Down by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
 * In one episode, Poppy, Jordyn, Kaidan, Lukas, Hayden and Kazimir go to a bar and drink too much despite being underage.
 * Add incredibly unessecary toilet humor.
 * Constant jokes based on outdated memes that were funny back in 2010.
 * In the series finale, everyone is killed by poachers who think that the Demigems are wild animals.
 * Have there be product placement for Build-a-Bear Workshop in every episode.
 * Have Kaidan act like a brat and yell at people.
 * Every 8 seconds, a character burps, farts, pees, poops, hiccups, sneezes, or picks his/her nose.

How to ruin the episodes!
Accidental Heroes:
 * Have a scene where Kyle and Chance use the urinal together for Hellonintendo9's sexual pleasure.
 * Constantly put in unfunny pop culture references.
 * At the end of the episode, the Demigems are treated to alcohol and drugs by a sockpuppet version of Kevin from F Is For Family.
 * Victoria, Kyle, Chance, Lola and Emileigh are replaced with a grumble.

Down on the Farm

 * Make it live-action.
 * Make it a ripoff of SuperMarioLogan.
 * Heymond, Kanoa, Madi, and Wolfie are humans instead of Sapi Pokémon.
 * Make it TV-MA.
 * Get rid of the Pokémon.
 * Fill it to the brim with so much offensive humour.
 * Add constant cursing.
 * Fill it with fart jokes.
 * Add a bunch of useless characters that have no relevance to the plot.

Evelyn's Adventures ‡

 * The show is called "The lit af adventures of Evelyn".
 * The show is aimed for toddlers.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * The show is a rip-off of Dora the Explorer and RBUK.
 * Add a useless character that doesn't do anything except dance and T-pose in the background.
 * Put a dance scene in a episode that has characters doing a bunch of twerking, dabbing, and flossing.
 * Make the pacing too fast.
 * Make the animation look like The Adventures of Kid Danger.
 * All of the characters are either annoying, one-sided, unlikeable, or all of the personalities combined.

(Mis)adventures Of Wabuu

 * Fill every episode with product placement for Jilly Juice and McDonald's.
 * Wabuu twerks, dabs, and does Fortnite and Tik Tok dances in every episode.
 * Make it a original to an obscure and terrible streaming service.
 * Make the colors extremely saturated like The Problem Solverz.
 * The animation resembles a Video Brinquedo movie.
 * Make everyone stupid and unlikeable.
 * Wabuu is voiced by Rob Schneider.
 * Give it crossovers with this page's version of The AuSome Six!  Teh Awtisum Armeh!.
 * Replace Theresa with Chris Chan.
 * Add more fetish content.
 * Add more toilet humor.
 * Add more cursing.
 * Jeremy Saville, Doug Walker, Chris Chan, Lele Pons, random anti vax moms obsessed with Minion memes on Facebook, and the writers of the worst Family Guy episodes write every episode.
 * The Paintbrush Song from Veggietales plays at inappropriate times.
 * Add a pointless character who does nothing but dance and T pose in the background
 * Every episode ends with the cast going to sleep while a sleep inducing lullaby plays

How To Ruin The Episodes!

 * Oh! Heavenly Raccoon: Wabuu keeps his voice even as Benji Chase.
 * Tight Cannons: Make it the first crossover with this page's version of The AuSome Six!  Teh Awtisum Armeh!. Also it's a crossover with Butt Ugly Martians and the cast of Escape From Planet Earth, Planet 51, Delgo, Mac And Me, Nukie, Aliens In The Attic, and Chicken Little are in it.

Nog's Egg Nogs ‡

 * Replace Dinkleberg with Bing Bong.
 * Replace Steve with Joe.
 * Have Bing Bong randomly close up to the viewers when they least expect it.
 * The theme song is sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
 * Have Bing Bong cry candy every five minutes for stupid reasons.
 * Replace Mr. Bottle of Surge with a box of Pampers diapers and the Can of Surge with Care Bears baby wipes.
 * Make Bing Bing and Joe sing "What Harm Can It Do?" from U.S. Acres once an episode for no reason.

No Man's Pirates

 * Have the first episode actually plagiarize Tubb the Pirate. (Lol that already happened. It's not the first episode tho.)
 * The rest of the series is a rip-off of Santiago of the Seas.
 * Change the name to The Pirates That Don't Do Anything.
 * The theme song is a crappy version of "The Pirates That Don't Do Anything" from VeggieTales.
 * The animation looks like Angela Anaconda.
 * Make the pacing way too slow (hence the renamed title).
 * No music.
 * The No Man's Pirates hate each other and don't show teamwork with each other.
 * In some episodes, the No Man's Pirates try to eat each other.
 * Whenever anyone talks to the audience, it's a la Dora the Explorer.
 * The characters will scream "Arr, me fuckin' mateys!" at inappropriate times.
 * Every 30 seconds, a character sneezes or farts.
 * Make it air on the Nick Jr. block... for three days before being moved to the Nick Jr. channel at a 4:00 am timeslot.
 * Make it intended for the preschool demographic.
 * Despite this, it's unnecessarily edgy.
 * The show gets sillier and more shitposty instead of more serious as the series goes on.
 * Cap'n Madi's sword is replaced by a talking rifle named Amy.
 * The series only lasts for one season and it ends with a cliffhanger.
 * Smaliland is a highly polluted city instead of a small island.
 * Wolfie swears in every sentence.
 * The characters' personalities are changed:
 * Cap'n Madi is a brat who is often rude to the No Man's Pirates
 * Heymondbeard is an obnoxious batshit crazy temper tantrum thrower when things don't go his way.
 * Spud the Brave is is reduced to being a useless side character and gets the least attention of the No Man's Pirates. He's also the dumbest of all of the Pirates.
 * Wolfie is an annoying know-it-all who constantly calls other the other characters dumb.
 * Contemptible Conrad is a sociopathic mass murderer.
 * The reason why Wretched Waldo coughs when he says "Ha-har" is that he does a ton of drugs.
 * The characters' catchphrases are changed:
 * Cap'n Madi's catchphrases "Smile, Smaliland! Say Chuck-E-Cheese!", "That shit doesn't scare me!", "Destroy and starve all Water-type Pokemon!", and "Eggplants!"
 * In addition, Cap'n Madi's "Ha-har, shiver my timbers!" and "Nifty!" are replaced with "Fuck you!"
 * Heymondbeard's catchphrases are "GET ME CAP'N MADI ON THE PHONE!", "I may have gone too far in a few places!", "You all are in dead meat!", and "I will swear word at you!"
 * Spud the Brave's catchphrase is "I can count to potato!"
 * Wolfie's catchphrases are "Go commit die!" and "We're going on a mission, start the countdown!"
 * As a response to people complaining about the show not being suitable for kids, there's an episode called "The Captain's Viewer Mail", which addresses the issue of parents letting their children watch a family-unfriendly show. This episode starts off with the No Man's Pirates reading complaints from viewers of the show. In response, Cap'n Madi does a hypothetical Bowderlized episode of his show to explain that his show would not be as good as it is if it was aimed at children. In the Bowderlized episode, all the innapropiate content is removed in a similar way to how Pooh's Adventures is censored. The episode ends with the No Man's Pirates singing Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People.
 * Instead of the cast dancing in the end credits, the cast gets drunk and does drugs.

How to Ruin the Episodes!

 * "The Captain Needs to Go!" is turned into a word for word copy of the Pokémon fanfic Too Much H2O.

Peanut Otter's Disco †

 * Have it animated with ugly CGI.
 * There are no real voice actors and all of the characters are voiced with Google Translate text-to-speech.
 * All of crossovers are bad.
 * All of the pop culture references are forced, obscure, and unfunny.
 * Let Timebomb stay.
 * Keep the Sagwa-related stuff.
 * Keep the child pregnancy episodes.
 * Give it over 100 seasons.

Pokemon Life ‡

 * Only have one main protagonist.
 * The plot is super boring and doesn't change with any of the story arcs.
 * The evil organisations win every time.
 * It does not focus on the games at all.

Robokip ‡

 * Bert isn't stupid.
 * Dolly isn't a nag.
 * The show is an educational CBeebies thing.
 * Take out all the slapstick humour.
 * Have Heneryj write the episodes.
 * Everyone is replaced by a robotic, repetitively colour-changing Mudkip like the one in the picture.
 * Kip is a huge brat, and he spends the majority of lots of episodes being rude to everyone.

Shitpost ‡

 * Have it animated with Windows Live Movie Maker and MS paint.
 * Fill it with memes that were funny in 2011.
 * Give it Tails Gets Trolled vibes.

Or, if you want to do this the creator's way...

 * Not cancelling it.

Small, Rich and Spoiled ‡

 * Make it a literal rip off of the "Popular Slut Club" show from the Futurama episode Yo Leela Leela.
 * The animation for all episode resembles that of the unaired version of Some Enchanted Evening mixed with Butt Ugly Martians.
 * Oceanview Middle School is replaced with a McDonald's.
 * Replace Mr. Luzon with Monokuma.
 * Remove the comedy and replace it with shoe-horned educational value.
 * The conflict is non-existent.
 * The characters' eyes sparkle.
 * Each episode ends with the characters going home and to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * De-Age Hiyoko, Abia, Amaryllis, Alaska, Kevin and Kyron to 6-year-olds.
 * The characters don't lip sync, but rather move their heads or arms when they're speaking.

The adventures of NaClare and Emma ‡

 * Make the animation look like Puss and Boots: a furry tale.
 * Put it on Nick Jr.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * The show is a rip off of Dora the explorer.
 * Make it be produced by Gaiam Entertainment.

The AuSome Six! !
TLDR; the show becomes an edgy memefest

The original ‡

 * Have the whole series made by Idea Wiki instead.
 * It airs on Disney Channel.
 * Make it low-budget and live-action.
 * Replace "It's Gonna Be Fine" with "I Love You" from Barney and Friends.
 * The show is told from the Autotunerz's perspective.
 * Justin Bieber and the Autotunerz are good, and the inhabitants of the titular bunker are the main antagonists.

The Bunker 2.0 ‡

 * Have it done in Foodfight!-esque CGI.
 * All of the characters are dumb and unlikeable.
 * Add a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.

The Bunker Cast Away ‡

 * Make the animation look like Leo the Lion.
 * Make it a Planet Sheen rip-off.

The Bunk ‡

 * Make it a ripoff of The Loud House.
 * The characters don't have mouths so they move their arms when they talk.

The Bunkest ‡

 * Have it animated by Dingo Pictures.
 * Timebomb not only stays on the show, but also gets more screentime than every other character. The Sagwa characters, and the cat sex also remain intact.
 * Papa John is an ugly hairless cat.
 * BONUS: When she meows, she meows so loudly that you can’t hear the other characters.
 * Madi Shinx hates the other Bunkmates and is often rude to them.
 * MegaToon1234 appears in every episode, usually as a background character where he is in t-pose mode.

Bunkest Beyond ‡

 * The animation looks like a horrifying blend of Pig Goat Banana Cricket, Numberjacks, and The Wild Thornberrys.
 * Make it unnecessarily violent and super edgy.
 * Amma hates the other travelers and is often rude to them.
 * Replace Dandelion the Fox and Erin Twig with generic Sonic OCs you find on DeviantArt.
 * Clare the Parrot constantly curses.
 * Ethel Otter is a rapper instead of a pianist.
 * The Foodi Gang are a ripoff of the main characters from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

The fabulous accidental quests of Piplup (!)

 * Instead of Piplup being the main character Peashooter is
 * The running gag where Flandre dies every episode is replace with Remilia successfully getting the treasure
 * bonus: Speaking of which, Flandre doesn’t exist
 * the characters never find any treasures in every episode, this is justified as Remilia gets the treasure
 * the episodes end with Marisa Krisme doing a distraction dance
 * the characters travel through the use of a magical toilet

How to ruin the episodes (!)

 * (Legend of the not so Lost City):
 * Have The character met in Lost city be all Characters from Spongebob
 * The Characters enter the temple and halfway there they all by being flattened by a boulder
 * The lost city is basically A land of oversized Toilets and Urinals
 * (Dead men tell no fails):
 * The ship is a model made by a Roblox modeler
 * The Characters die this time by having their ship shot down by Remilia
 * The treasure is a golden Robloxian
 * (Best served cold):
 * The Characters die by Hypothermia (because it takes place in the Ice Age, hence the name Best served cold)
 * Remilia died too because her wings freeze and she too gets hypothermia
 * Piplup, surviving the episode travels back to the timeline toilet and the episode end by Sans killing him

The Gayarchy ‡

 * Make it The Straightarchy instead.
 * The straights are the good guys.
 * Include a bunch of homophobic rhetoric.
 * Make Guido a character.
 * Fill it with fetish scenes.
 * Make it get a low-budget live-action reboot.

The Jesuses ‡

 * Have it made by the same people who made Strawinsky and the Mysterious House.
 * Have it use similar CGI.
 * The theme song is to the tune of the Dora the Explorer theme song.
 * Cram it with fundamentalist Christian messages.
 * Each episode has at least 10 musical numbers, and all of the songs are really annoying.
 * BONUS: The songs are all crappy versions of Veggietales songs.
 * Make it a ripoff of VeggieTales.
 * Have it aimed at toddlers.
 * Despite this, it is filled with inappropriate content.
 * Each episode ends with the six Jesuses saying "Listen to us or else Satan will get you!".

The Timmy Jimmy Show ‡

 * The thumbnails are just made up of 3D shapes.
 * Timmy Jimmy is really dumb.

Reboot ?

 * Make the animation Video Brinquendo-esque.
 * All of the pop culture references and crossovers are bad.

Welcome to My World (2020 series) ?

 * Have it poorly animated with Adobe Flash (or Animate as of now).
 * Make it a rip-off to The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! and Pororo the Little Penguin.
 * The characters only talk in swearing.
 * Remove Phoebe's love interest, Kylo, completely from the show.
 * It isn't really that wacky.
 * The theme songs is actually the Johnny Test (Season 2-6) Theme Song.
 * Franco dies from rabies when he gets bitten by Phoebe one episode.
 * Have it air on Nickelodeon.
 * The main character, Derek, always do nothing but twerk on-screen in front of our face, and even does pure Tik-Tok cringe.
 * One sentence... *inhales* TOO MANY POINTLESS POP CULTURE REFERENCES!!! *exhales*

Y2K Warriors !

 * Instead of being set in 1999 and being about the Y2K, the show is set in 2012 and is about the 2012 doomsday phenomenon.
 * The show is renamed to Le funney time 2K12 !!!!!11!!1.
 * With that being said, the Y2K Warriors are known as Le kewl 2K12 kidz.
 * The animation is full of errors and looks very off-model.
 * All of the characters are really dumb and annoying.
 * There are only two voice actors, one male and one female.
 * De-age the main characters to 2nd graders.
 * Instead of showing teamwork, the Y2K Warriors Le kewl 2K12 kids hate each other and are rude to each other.
 * Instead of being ethnically Japanese, Zayne is a white weeaboo who constantly uses words like "baka" and "desu" for no reason. Also, he likes to Naruto run and he canonically likes hentai.
 * The characters talk to the audience in a Dora the Explorer-esque manner.
 * Add items similar to Mouseketools that are used to solve problems.
 * Get rid of the 90's vibes and homages, only for them to be replaced with shitty and obscure pop culture references.
 * The Y2K Warriors Le kewl 2K12 kids ultimately fail their mission, so the world blows up in the last episode.