New Spongebob Logic


 * Glove World R.I.P. - Let's make a popular amusement park look suckish! THEN WE CAN OPEN A SUCKISH NEW RIPOFF OF THE AMUSEMENT PARK WITH A DIIFFERENT NAME WE CAN GET MORE MONEY!
 * And thanks to the show's lack of continunity we're gonna make that amusement park appear in more episodes!
 * Treats! - Everyone will buy a product when the commercial only says the name of the product over and over to give them headaches! IT'S FOOLPROOF!
 * Sentimental Sponge - Every piece of garbage - including pizza boxes, gum wrappers, sweat, etc. has "precious memories"
 * Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up Is Go! - Eating endless Krabby Patties will help you take over the world.
 * Planet of the Jellyfish - Aliens know what mayo is and know English too.
 * License to Milkshake - There is a milkshake license and if it expires you automatically become bad at making milkshakes.
 * Bubble Buddy Returns - Having Bubble Buddy's Son totally makes Bubble Buddy return when he only BARELY appears at the end.
 * Spot Returns - Spot's puppies totally make Spot return when he only appears for the first part of the episode.