Add TWO words to this story!

Just like the original, only TWO words this time! I'll start. Edits are possible if fixing typos.

Pootis man likes to eat budder, and BMO killed Dumbledore's blah blah magic turtle ate Wk's donut Jeebus. Dinner McPingas smels like CHICKEN NUGGETS and YOU and Wk. Bob Hillary eat BMO's Waffle Iron Plan backfires. Football party. Coaster rapidly started Meap who jumped over 5000 questionable houses and ate a manta ray just for fun! Companion Cube killed Blossom and now Patty Rabbit is angry because Blossom said that Minions died