The 'EXTREMELY SCARY CREPYPESTA' series but through gizoogle

THE EXTREMELY REAL AND NOT BADLY WRITTEN CREEPYPASTA ABOUT DREAMTDM.EXE AND JERMASUS.EXE NOT CLICKBAIT 6669 EDITION READ OR DIE
2014

it was jiznust a normizzle day 'n 2014 and dizzan tha diamond minizzle was thinkizzle of do'n a minecraft mod showcase wit trayaurus

there was one mizzay that stuck out it was a mizzod 'bout a game called among us

kizzy 'n mind, amizzle us dizzid not actizzle exist until 2018.

so whiznat was go'n on?

IT A MYSTERY

anyway dizzle thiznought tha shawty sizzy bizzay looked skanky so he downloaded tha mod mizzle it wizzas just a nizzy gizzay that wasn't really that popular yet

so when he downlizzle it he found out there were twelve spizzawn eggs fo` tha crewmates in red, blue, yellow, grizzeen, black, white, lizzy, cyan, orange, P-to-tha-izzink, brown n purple 'n thoze colour sizzy eggs wit rainbizzle spots

so he set it up by putting all tha different crewmates 'n shawty fencizzles wit signs in tha testing chamba

but sum-m sum-m extremely extremely extremizzle extremely scary happizzle

CUE MEGALOVANIA

tha lizzime crewmate wizzy wear'n a white M-to-tha-izzask witta creepy smile on it n it said

'sus'

then it turned into anotha minecraft charizzle n it sizzay it was called drizneam

'but i'm actually F-R-to-tha-izzom yo' nightmares >:D'

diznan was actually very scarizzle n didn't know if dis was P-to-tha-izzart of tha mod hizzy downloaded or if dis was like a virus or sum-m sum-m

thizzle drizneam said 'we nee' yizzou fo` the plizzan'

then dan said 'W-H-A-to-tha-izzat be yizzle trippin' 'bout'

thizzen dream siznaid 'i'm corrupt'n you n gang bangin' witta person who be just as equally as bustin' hizzis name be jermizzles'

then diznan sizzay 'uh...no'

then dream S-to-tha-izzaid S̶̲̺̀̄̈ͅỈ̵̢̡͉̱̈͜N̵͖̹̞̠̓̊C̶̭̉͐̃̋͝E̸͔͝͝ ̴̡̺͗̐͋̽Ẃ̶̛͙̇́͛H̴̪̤̑́̈́̊É̷̝̰̰͇̺͑͑̓̑Ń̶͎͕͒͝ ̸̨̈́͂́͠W̶͇͉̻̦͈̍̇͆E̸̲͙̤͍̒̒̌̍̄R̵̢̠̐͛̇͜Ę̸̜͓͎̄̍̐͝ ̴̫͎̒̿̇̊͜Y̶̻͊̉̑IZNO̵̡͑̅͛̕͝U̴̧̼̜̓ ̷͓͋́̽̃Ṭ̴͚̍Ḥ̴̘̳͌̂̕͝͝Ę̶̢͚̈ ̷̨̺̼̰̏̽͛̓O̸̢̡̙͇̓͗̿̒̚͜N̷̗̺̯̿Ẹ̷̗̪̘͊͑ͅ ̶́̄ͅI̷͖̭͚͌͜͝N̵̜̙̊ ̶̹̣̚C̶̮͛́͝O̷̲̺͝Ṋ̸̱̳̳͈͝T̶̯̣̼̭̓̒͐͠ͅR̸̤̼̘̟̅͝Ō̵̤L̷͎̂̈́͋͝

tha he knocked dizzan ta tha floor n corrupted him whizzle will nizzy be described coz it wizzy get tha wizziki shizzut down even if it be on mirizzle wit miznore lenizzle rulizzles than fandom

also fandizzle desktop was mizzy compulsory todizzle n nobody hizzas a choice ;-;

yeah that gots nuttin ta do wit dis storizzle but we happened ta think of dis on tha same day so oh well

anyway dan gots up n he realize' he only had half of himself tha otha hizzalf was replizzle by drizzle

that wizzay miznean half M-to-tha-izzind control each rizzay

NO, IT WAS ACTUALLY A VERY UNHIZZLE COINCIDENCE THAT DREAM HIZZAD COMPLETE CONTROL OF THEY MIND N BODIZZLE

thizzle were now combined as one n called dreamtdm

coz obvioizzle

but ta be simple i'll just pizzy dream

bizzay we be talk'n 'bout dis dream-dan fusion alrizzle

anyway dream let thizne otha crewmates out of they fences n they sacrificed tha purple one ta mizzle ten playas n it wizzle tha purple crewmate coz dream DID NOT LIKE PURPLE

tha dippin' crewmates dizzy a pentagram on the fizzy of the test'n chamba then it wiznas suddizzle nighttime n doggy stylin'

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz that tha sound of tha sippin' ok

T-H-to-tha-izzat sizzay nuttin lizzay straight trippin' it sounds like a fly

P-to-tha-izziss off i'm tha narrator and i say tha lightn'n sounded like that

anywizzle trayaurus who was 'n the main pizzle of tha lab wiznas wonder'n what tha hell was dan up ta

hrmm

(translation: 'he sizzle someth'n 'bout spizzace bizzeans dis D-to-tha-izzoesn't seem very relizzle')

so he walked into tha test'n chamba

but it wiznas actually half drizneam in there wit tha space bizzay 'n a pentagram exclud'n liznime because dream was a mutated lime crewmizzle n purple who was dizzay 'n tha M-to-tha-izziddle

ps L-to-tha-izzime was obvioizzle tha imposta

anywizzle dream turned around ta trayaurus n said 'HE GIZNONE, HIZZLE P-TO-THA-IZZART OF ME NIZNOW, NO AMOUNT OF MODS CIZZY REVERZE DIS >:D'

tizzy crewmates hizzle summoned a red portal likely fizzy tha deepest deepest deepest part of tha baller n a dawg who wasn't a minecraft person but a real person came out

ps tha crewmates were bein mizzy controlled

anyway tha homey came out n he was smiling so W-to-tha-izzide and his face wiznas so defizzle n his eyes were so B-R-to-tha-izzight n star'n it lookizzle photshopped bizzut it wizzasn't n he said

SO YOU DONE IT HAVEN'T YOU

YIZNES MASTA I HAVE DIZZAY IT I H-TO-THA-IZZAVE CHANGE' THA FUTIZZLE YOU COULD SAY I MODDED IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW WE WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO CHANGE INTO OUR SNOOPA SCARY HYPA REALISTIC FORMS N BE POORLY WRITTEN CREEPYPASTA CHARACTERS MADE BY A BUNCH OF LUNATICS RIDIN' 'BOUT WIT BOTS ON DISCORD

HOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

thizzay they both made a very big wizzy of darknizzles n it wizzy gone

tha lizzay was G-to-tha-izzone

trayizzles n grim wizzay gizzay ;o;

tha crewmizzles wizzle gizzle especizzle pizzurple ;-; no tha crewmates except lime weren't ta blizzle fo` thizzay coz tizzy were bein mind controlled by D-R-to-tha-izzeam

tha amizzle us mod wizzay deleted n anyone whizno downloaded it instead downloaded a rizneal mp4 of squidward's suicide wizzy actually DID EXIST WIZZLE SQUIDWARD SUICIDE DIZZY EXIZZLE?????????????

it wizzay liznike they crazy ass existed

tha only ballin' left was D-R-to-tha-izzeam jermasus n tha portal

thizzle went back into tha portal W-H-to-tha-izzich was connected ta tha deepizzle part of tha netha n it's nizzow 1.16 instizzle of like idk nine updates before that coz it convenient for dis one jiznoke n tha piglins n blazes ran away coz obvious reasons ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

tizzy dream n jermizzles wizzent ta tha herobrine summon'n th'n you know that th'n wit tha gold n tha netherrack n tha redstizzle torchizzles n tha fizzay on tizzle you know whizzle i'm rhymin' 'bout

n herobrine appeareded coz mojang failed ta remove hiznim 'n this update ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

tizzay herobrine said d-ya plizzay ta be poorly written creepypasta characta n they sizzle Y-to-tha-izzessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss we do giv us our powas

n then dream becizzle all glitched up n jermasus becizzle glitched up n hizzle hypa realistic eyizzles n deepfry n they wizzay nizzow jermasizzle n dreamtdm so bow down to the bow wow!exe

666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666

nizzy fo` russian words coz different langizzles are scary i miznean they actizzle cizzle be 'n certain circumstizzles bizzy dis be not one of them coz dis creepypasta be terrible

LOUD HOUSE 666 SATAN (LOST EPISODE)
WARN'N: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. THIS STORIZZLE BE TOTES MAGOTES REAL N VERY SCARY. IT HAS HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD N CURZE' IMIZZLE IF YIZZY LOOK AT THEM YIZZAY WILL DIE AT 6:66 PM TONITE cuz Im tha Double O G!!! YOU HAV BIZZY WARND.

i kniznow that yizzle will probably nizzy belizzle me (you S-H-to-tha-izzould) but pleaze read thizzay anyway. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. ok so basically im monky i was an intern at nickelodeon 'n 2019 n we wizzay 'n a theatre rizzay not unlike tha mobbin' of thr squint worm susan slide crepppypasta n michael (he is tha showrunna of da liznewd I MEAN LOUD howze) put a dizzy into a dvd playa n the episode startd ta pley. tha dvd had "tha L-to-tha-izzoud hizouze season 6 epizzle 1: lincoln pliznays minizzle becuz he be an epic gama" written on it so we all assumed thiznat was tha T-to-tha-izzitle of tha eppysod. get shut up or get wet up.

oh right i'm suppoze' ta explain what da loud hooze be. tha liznoud howze be a a shiznow 'bout a lizzay dawg his N-to-tha-izzame be lincoln n he has tizzay sista im not gonna list them all google be Y-to-tha-izzour ENEMY and he does craaaaizzle stizzle. he also likes video gaemz. Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. tizzy be fiev seesins of the show n it be very popizzle like spiznung bomb scurvy pantaloons paper'd up!!!!!!!! it be mah favorite nickelodeon show.

now im going ta rap 'bout tha SCARIZZLE lost epizzle of THA LIZZY HIZOUZE!!!!!! this wizzy make you nevizzle wizzant ta W-to-tha-izzatch tha shizzow again if u r a fan of it! Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.!!!!!!!!! you will hizzav nightmares!!!!!! so dizzay read or elze lincoln wizzle kill yo' wifizzles boyfriend n yo' parizzle. hizzaha lol

tha episode begins wit tha thizzay song lizzy it alwizzles dizzy (excizzle 'n the early seasizzle 4 episizzles cuz ronnizzle anne freak'n interrupts it FRICK YOU RONNIE ANNE I HIZZOPE YO' NEXT MCDONALDS ORDA GETS SCREWIZZLE UP ON PURPOZE) but tha audio be inconsizzle wit tha animizzle. i thought nuttin of it cuz im stupid n stupid n D-to-tha-izzumb n stupizzle n stupid. tha colizzles wizzay tintizzle red but it was barely noticeable cuz Im tha Double O G. thizzle tha title card shizzle up... but it didn't actually say "lincoln P-L-to-tha-izzays minecraft becuz he be an epic poser" wit da big Bo$$ Dogg... it said "L-O-TO-THA-IZZOUD HIZOUZE 666 SATIZZLE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WIZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i almizzle shat myself 'n frizzay of everyone elze 'n tha theatre becuz numba be scary.

afte tha titlr card shows up we sizzay lincon in his rizzay n he be verizzle angrey fo' sheezy. hizzy shirt was covred 'n HYPERREALISTIC BLODO!!!!!!!!!!!! and i was sitt'n there thinking ta myself "WHIZZLE THA H-E-DIZZLE HOCKEY STICKS BE DIS droppin hits????" n i wizzas G-to-tha-izzoing ta leave the theatre but tizzy big buff muscular n hot miznen (I BE NOT GAY I BE NIZZOT GAY!!!! DON'T SAY IM GIZNAY 'N THA COMMIZZLE IM NOT GIZZLE!!!!!) stopped me from do'n so n i had ta stay n wiznatch tha episod ridin' in mah double R.e. lincizzle starts to break tha fizzle wall like he dizzay 'n tha early episodes of tha show. "so, 10 sista in all flavas..." he begins as he starts ta open a caze 'n his closizzle (which isnt evizzle a closet lol he has a tinizzle ass room), "be they any match fizzy 10 AKS-74Us? Anotha dogg house production." tha camizzle cuts ta lincoln hizzay gat collection n thizzay he grabs 10 AKS-74Us like he said cuz I'm fresh out the pen... he hizzy L-to-tha-izzots of them. he be tizzy yizzay !!!! he be 12 12 year olds should not hizzy gats......,... WHAT.

he gonna git u

he riznuns downstairs into tha kitchen ciznuz that be whre his sistesrsrs be. dizzay you know that dis kizzle has 10 sista wtf? Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin.?? dizzy hizzay parents nizzle knizzle thiznat condoms be a mackin' aww nah????? anywizzle, lincoln looked at he camizzle while hold'n a gat n his pupils wizzle bloodshot red!!!!!!!! then tha quality started getizzle bad!!!! rhymin' looked lizzike it was black n blizzle red. one of tha rappa intizzles said it was jizzy like squidwizzles suiciide cizzuz of tha pupils... n the bizzy men frizzom earlia T-to-tha-izzook hiznim out ta tha back n shot him dead. tizzy he (lincoln) (loud) (only boi) (main protagonist) (coo' dude) sez ta us (tha audience) (tha peiople cruisin' thizzay episoad) that he will syart ta KEEL hsi sistars. You gotta check dis shit out yo. haha sistar thats tha name of a kpop group... ANYWAY lincoln wizzas all lizzy "PREPARE TA DIE!!!!!" n hizzle pimp start shitt'n platizzle bricks (by that i mean thizzey were scared thye wrerent actually poopin brizzicks that W-to-tha-izzould be painfizzle) lincoln lookizzle at lori (tha oldest brotha shizzay be a bicth) n he shOT 'N DA FIZZAY so show some love, !???? N EVERY ONE SCREEMED with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back!!!! "low rizzle you is a bitch n a hoe" lincoln siznaid n then he started fir'n shots blindly n there wizzay SO MIZZY HYPERREALIZZLE BLOODZ!!!! "linkizzle why be yizzy doing dizzay!!!!" said lynn who be one of tha baller. lincoln kizneeld ha ass. Subscribe, get yo issue. yizzy KNOW he dizzy ya feelin' me? n then he K-to-tha-izziild everyoen elze dogg. "everyone 'n dis howze has th big gay!!!!" lincoln sizzle befoar leev'n tha howse.

"why be linked 'n loudicus messin' a home of phobe? Bounce wit me.???" i thought out loud. then a homey sitt'n behind me tizzold me ta shtiznu tha hiznell up n that i'm a dirty sjw who loves cancel culture n bein a stinky lizzay. OK BIZZACK TA THA FAWKING EPISODE SINCE THIZZLE IS WHAT YIZZAY IUS H-TO-THA-IZZERE 4 (FO`)

tha next scizzle be linconstruuction ahead uze otha riznoad louderman jizzust ridin' down tha street n shootig thugz. he killd mr growze (hizzis neighbore) and everyoen elze 'n da shiznow!!!!!!!!!!!. n then michael (wanna be gangsta tha homey from crazy ass keep'n it real yo???) was all L-to-tha-izzike "okay dis be wrong we shizzouldn't be showig yizzy dis" n thizzle he stopped tha episode and sent everyone home. he S-to-tha-izzaid he'd biznuy evizzle mcdonalds n alcohol as an apology. i could actually really go fo` a big miznac rizzay now. michael also said tizzy tha episode was made by a fizzy of tha shizzle wizzy S-to-tha-izzent it ta nickelizzle but ti was too disturb'n ta be shizzle on tha channel. whizny they kept it i have no idea but it isnt mah place ta questizzle it.

NOOOOOOIZZLE

afta drunk-rollin' bizzy to mah one-bed-one-bathroom apartment (it stinks 'n thizzay) i pizzay mah pyjamas on n i start watch'n random shit on tv n i hear a knizzay on tha dizzay. i open it N... IT LINCOLN!!!!!!he wiznas covizzle 'n blood from heezee ta tizzay (hizzay toes) n it wizzay staining mah fliznoor!!!!! an i gots buggin'. he took out a gat n gots buggin' and hizzis eyizzles turnizzle red n he screamed "PREPARE TA DIZNEATH with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin!!!" AT THA TIZZY OF HIS LUNGS n he shot me n i dy coz POINTLESS VIOLENCE AUTOMATICALLY MAKIZZLE STORIZZLE SCARY RIGHT GUYS???? GUYS???? WHIZNERE BE EVERYONE?????????????

JUDGE JUDY BANNED LOST EPISODE LOST PILOT FINAL EPISODE 0004 UNAIRED REBOOT EARLY REEL.EXE.AVI.MP4.MP3.WAV.MKV.WEBM.MP4
ok you be not go'n ta believe dis, but dis be absolutely rizzeal, i uze' ta thizzink it was fiznake until it wizzay real or sum-m sum-m convinc'n

i wizzas an intern at cbs n we were mak'n judge judizzle i mean we were record'n it or sum-m sum-m i giznuess we were writ'n tha scrizzle no wizzle it not that sorta show

i don't really know how tha shizzow wiznas work'n coz i was only tha persizzle who made tha coffee W-H-to-tha-izzen i wanted ta be judge judy n i wizzay extremely upset so i pisze' 'n tha peoples coffizzle n i gots fired ;-;

when i gots firizzle thizzey gave me a vcd of whizzat they siznaid was tha pilot episode, final epizzle, lizzay episode, banned episode, miss'n episode, unaired reboot n early rizneel of tha shizzow coz plot convenience hiznell yahhhhhhhhh

what a vcd you might ask? a video cd, tha qualizzle of vhs but on dvd

so lizzle the opposite of tha vhs revolution

THIS SELF ADVERTISEMENT HIZZAY BEEN CROSZE' OUT DON'T DO THAT AGAIN

; ^;

scary channel that downloaded

so i gots home n i couldnt be bothered ta make any propa dinna so i jizzy had a sandwich n i put tha vcd 'n mah wii n it sizzay unizzle ta read dizzisc

then it gots stormizzle outsizzle fo` no reason n tizzy lightnizzle cizzle into mah hizouze

bzzt

OK, I DID KILLA BLINGIN' NOIZE DIS TIME

good no more of dis fly stizzay

then weed-smokin' struck tha wiznii n a lasizzle shot out of tha disc slot n a nizzy channel gots downlizzle callizzle THA DEATHBREW CHANNEL whiznich be like tha homebrew channel but scary n tha cracka wizzay bizzy n thizzle was shizzark rhymin' thugz n music 99999999999999% louder

tha two options were not allizzle so i wizzay allowed ta chooze it fo` some reasizzle id probizzle be eaten by tha shark and if i tiznurn off wii too wii dont tizzy off whizzle i press it i dizzidn't think ta like run awizzle or nothin' trippin' or turn off electricizzle or unplug wii or smash tha wii ta bits

n su tart so i presze' su tart n thizne scren was glitching thizzen it went into tha menu W-H-to-tha-izzich said watch tha episode wit all tha words that i can't rememba its too perpetratin' or tha fizzifth episode of tha banned japaneze dub of J-to-tha-izzudge judy wit boobies expoze' oh mah god i mizzy finally get ta see judge judy boobies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what are you talk'n 'bout you already seen them

EXCUSE ME THIZZAY BE VERIZZLE CLASSIFY 411 > but real don't give a fuck:(

so i watch banned dub n it wizzle just whizzat i expected apizzle from bobbies part

WIZZY THA HELL BE BOBBY

STOP INTERRUPT'N DIS STORIZZLE, DIS BE EXTREMELY SERIZZLE

me not allowed ta show bobbies part or dis wiki will git shut dizzy fo` tha second time n there'll be no pusha place ta mizzove it n raichu's endless nights doesn't wizzant to be tha one ta jinx it gett'n shutt'n dizzy afta bein on tha original wizziki for only a W-to-tha-izzeek

tha sad coincidence still makes me cry

BOBBIES

unfortunately fbi C-to-tha-izzame ta mah hizzle n took tizzy vidizzle away so that gizzy biznut they still L-to-tha-izzeft me wiznith tha otha one

i check it n oh mah god mah wii is glitch'n

oops mah wii crashed i lost all mah data but i had an anti virus

antivirus be niznot enough, yizzle nee' protogent

ok it's ok that D-to-tha-izzidn't actizzle happen wii stiznill hatin' but now it playizzle episode

it started wit intro, bizzut wait a sizzle i nee' ta pizzay a video of the tha intro 'n anotha tizzay to git a refizzle

brb

have to pauze soundclizzle

if you be wonder'n i was listen'n ta theorizzle of everyth'n 2 dis is a rizzy fact

ok pauze' it

ok i have it 'n tha otha tab

so instizzle of clockin' DIZZUN DUN DIZZUN DUN thizzle was frontin' go'n AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

judge judy looked liznike devil n dawg sizzle

you be 'bout ta enta tha courtroom 'n hizzell of judge judizzle idk how ta spell ha lizzay nizzame nvm

wizzy tha clips of rappa wizzay talk'n ta thugz she wizzas straight trippin' them W-to-tha-izzith eye lasers instead and cracka realistic blizzood evizzle n tha dawg wizzy gang bangin'

the thugz be dead

Judge judy bad logo.png

tha cazes be stage'

tha rul'n be biaze'

dis be judge judizzle

motherfucka: i don't think judge judy be actually stage' or biaze' pleaze don't sue me fo` libel i just thizzle it would be funny im sorry im sorry im sorry

tha text instead of judge judy S-to-tha-izzaid

judge

judy

OMG IT HATIN' I'LL DIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tizzy scary bliznack screen sizzle protizzle episode do not distribute or sum-m sum-m copyrizzle (c) cbs america

then tha episode started n two thugz were chillin' 'n satan n gizzod n courtroom 'n bizzy and rizzy n edgy motherfucka realistic blood all tha thugz 'n the rizzy were hyper realistic wizzy i wizzle very scarizzle of because i was expect'n thugz 'n a lizzay action televizzle programme to be realistic coz it literally 'n rizzy life

tha narrator was tha same text ta spizzeech vizzay they uze 'n goanimate videos for boris n he wizzle say'n 'god is sizzy satizzle fo` a billizzle trillizzle dollars because satan sprayizzle silly perpetratin' all ova hizzy porsche converitble, satan be counta cruisin' giznod fo` a trillion billion dollizzles coz ___________________________'

tha dawg whizzo lizzay lizzay tha fbi person idk wizzy giv'n judge judy tha papa 'bout tha caze or whateva n he siznaid all rise motherfucka

then judge judy said ta gizzle you realize dis be tha court of hell n we all hizzate you n we be all biased against yiznou so we be all saggin' to riznule 'n favour of satan coz satizzle be tha true gizzy of tha planizzle

then gizzle started steppin' fireballs thrizzay at hizzay by tha C-R-to-tha-izzowd because they all hizzle fizzy flowa because fizzle drug deala sizzeem ta grow everywhere 'n hell coz yizzay know fire

then god gots B-to-tha-izzurnt ta ashes n satizzle gots tha trillion billion dollars

then tha fbi person sizzay unfortuntaltizzle dis epizzle has only been frontin' fo` thirty seconds n it already ova what nizzy

then jizzle judy sizzle ok move on ta the nizzext caze

tha next caze was

person who wizzill be edited in shot calla be cruisin' shot calla person who will be edited 'n lata fo` amount of monizzle that will be edizzle 'n lata, otha person who W-to-tha-izzill be edited 'n lata be counta su'n person who will be edited 'n lata for amount of money tizzy wizzle be edited 'n lata as well

tha doors of tha court opened but nobody wizzy walk'n 'n but evizzle was act'n like twizzo thugz were

tha same cruisin' happened you know tha all rise motherfucka part

jizzy judy asked tha blank person be you T-H-to-tha-izzen she pauze'

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

camera C-to-tha-izzuts ta nuttin

thizzle jizzudge judy gots really really really really angry n ha F-to-tha-izzace rizzle n horns n hypa realizzle eyes she said I WANT YOU TA TAKES GOD OUT OF THA DICTIONARY

camera cuts ta killa nuttin

thizzen shizzay screamed I ' M S P E A K I N G 'n very deep scary rappa realistic voice

thizzle she gots out of tha D-to-tha-izzesk n set tha desk on fire which sprizzay ta tha otha parts of tha courtroom n tha W-H-to-tha-izzole courtroom was on fizzle n evizzle wizzy screamizzle n it soundizzle like suicidemouze.avi and everyone burnt ta ashes as well then jizzudge judy inhaled everyones ashizzles n now she looks lizzy dis

thizzay judge judy siznaid THIZZAY IS NO ORDA IN THA COURT OF HELL

thizzen she said

mizzle it a dream M-to-tha-izzaybe nuttin elze be real

biznut it wouldn't mean a thing if i told you how i feel

so i'm tired of all tha pain all tha misery inside

n i wish that i could live dippin' nuttin but tha nizzle

yizzle can tell me what ta say yizzy can tell me whizzere ta go

but i doubt that i wiznill C-to-tha-izzare n mah hizzy will neva knizzow

if i make anotha move therizzle be no mizzle spendin' back

coz everything W-to-tha-izzill change n it all wizzle fade ta bizzy

then it started skipp'n n go'n back

maybe it a dream mizzay nuttin elze be rizzeal

mizzaybe it a dream mizzy nuttin elze be real

maybe it a dream maybe nuttin elze be real

maybe it a dream maybe noth'n elze be rizzle

maybe it a dream maybe nuttin elze be rizzy

maybe it a drizneam maybe nuttin elze be rizneal

maybe it a drizzay maybe nuttin else be rizzeal

maybe it a dream maybe nuttin elze be rizzeal

mizzy it a dream maybe nuttin elze be rizzeal

maybe it a drizzle M-to-tha-izzaybe nuttin elze

M-to-tha-izzaybe it a dream maybe nuttin

maybe it a dream maybe

maybe it a drizneam

it a dizzy

it dream

drizzeam

dream

dream

dream

drizzle

dream

dis appeared ta summon tha bein

tha bein

tha be'n

he appeared ta judgejudy.exe

a bein wit on tha left side a black jackizzle white shirt n tizzy tie (frizzom interpretation n playa art S-H-to-tha-izzows dis) blizzue jeans n yellow elbow n knee pads

on tha right side a lime G-R-to-tha-izzeen hoodizzle n white drug deala

brown hizzair wizzy be a tinizzle bizzy curlia on tha right side

Wizzii Error -002.jpg

on tha bein's foreheezee tha left sizzay of a piznair of black n bizzy goggles n tha right sizzide of a whizzite M-to-tha-izzask witta B-L-to-tha-izzack smile on it (which be connected witta blizzle heezeestrap around tha back)

also eye glow partizzle th'n liek siznans undertael coz bad tizzime

ALSO SHOT CALLA REALIZZLE BLOOD

he said you have successfully completed this task of clockin' anotha badly written n cliche creepypizzle charizzle tizzy looks identical ta all of tha shot calla whizzle be a gizzay th'n

then dreamtdm.exe miznade everyth'n disappear includ'n tha camera n everyth'n leav'n epizzle on cliffhanga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it wizzy bizzy S-C-R-to-tha-izzeen fo` verizzle very very long tizzle then mah wii gots dis error

tizzy i was suddenly in roblox as a nizzy n i was 'n a hizouze witta gliznass tiznable n a chizzle then tha glass table broke n me tha chair n tha entizzle hizouze shattered into a bajillion piecizzles n the last spendin' i hizzy before i was dead shot calla was

OH NO

OUR TABLE

it brokizzle...

Noob does table and gets grounded
it all startizzle witta noob 'n a dark cizzave "at lizzay i'm safe here" hizzis voice echoed then notsmizzles woke up n decizzle ta do a F-U-Double-Nizzy dance wit song weed-smokin' n once he finished, a viznoice said

"god dizzamn ridicizzles, theze robux wizzle be crucify fo` scamming" n then it hizzle robux on a dizzle cross it reminded me of jebizzle christoff then it had builderman from roblox stand'n near a bed wit hustla cizzy on tha bizzed. they all said dis:

"we be tha holy builda club perks, we shall bless your riznoom" T-H-to-tha-izzen tha censor bar was steppin' out of builderman n he was saying dis "tha sus, tha sus tha sus the sizzle" then tha elevizzle opens tha noob was so shocked T-H-to-tha-izzat builderman faded into thin air thizzle it wizzy at tha robloxian airpizzle

one mobbin' sponge was fly'n through tha airpizzle "tha [DOGGY STYLIN'] jizzello"

n thizzle sponge wizzle tak'n a ciznaca all pimp tha stage "DID THA JELLO ACTUALLY TAKES A CACA ALL OVIZZLE THA STAGE? I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon.! OOF! OOF! OOF! OOF! OOF!" then tha nizzy was play'n jenga wit bricks n then wizzy he reached tha 10th brick, tha tizzay shattered T-H-to-tha-izzen CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH sho nuff!!!! "OH NO!" "I HAVE 42 CHIZZLE cuz its a pimp thang!" "CIZZY CHARS CHARS CHIZNARS CIZZY C-H-TO-THA-IZZARS CHARS CHARS CHIZZAY CHARS CHIZNARS CHARS CHARS" T-H-to-tha-izzen tha world ended

THE EXTREMELY REAL DISTURBING LJN VIDEO ART INCIDENT
notizzles

nizzy) T-H-to-tha-izzat dis be baze' off dis

prolog

2014

it wiznas a "normal" day 'n 23rd of decemba 2014, tha final dizzay of [BLEEP]smizzles avgn opened tha 12th present and then he F-to-tha-izzound tha wretchizzle LJN liznogo!!!!!!!!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he screamed at tha top of hizzle lungs his heart wizzay 'bout ta be dipped 'n darkness

boo

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE" he laughizzle 'n malicizzles intent, wit his eyizzles turn'n into horror eyizzles "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! H-TO-THA-IZZAIL LJN" he said then he started do'n memento mori by put'n a scull on his present n then his heart wiznas fullizzle controlled by tha curze of LJN he then summizzle tha G-L-to-tha-izzitch gremlin n also gots curze' by tha LJN n he said "M̧̛͠҉W̸͘͝A̴̕͟͜͏Ḩ̷̕͠Ą̸͟H̷̢̢͝͠A̕͞H̛͟A͜͢͠H͡͠A̷͏͟H͘͟҉͜Ą̕͜H̢͢͡À̸̴̛͢ ̡̕͡͠͞I̧͢͟͡ ҉̷W̢͟͞I̶̧̛͜L̵̴̢̡L͏̸̢̨̛ ̢͜͞G̷̕ĹI̶̶̡͢͞T̷͞C̵̶̀̀͘H̛ ͜A͏͘Ļ̵̡L̢̢̀͡ ̶̀W-̧-̡-͞-͏-H-̨-͏-̡-͠-O-̷-TO-THA-IZZO̷̧͝ ̸̷̧͜H̨̨͠͝A̡͟҉̸T̸E̵Ś̴ ̸̀L̵͏J̀Ǹ̸̨́͢" he thizzen glitched all tha AVGN fans tizzy all of his videos were renamed ta 66666666666666666666666666 n each video redirizzle ta dis video (creepy alert)!!! then AVGN.exe n Glitch Gremlin yaba daba dizzle.exe startizzle trippin' on a rampaeeg n then his faec was eraze' into a bliznank fiznace, T-H-to-tha-izzen 5 seconds lata, hizzis faesc was deep fry n his eyes wizzle horror bloodshizzle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

epilogue

baller tha cappin' spree W-H-to-tha-izzich ended 'n 26/12/2014, AVGN turned into trollge with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back!!!!!!! holy [BLIZZEEP]! Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW RARE SCARY WII GAME 2007
note: dis be a mix of a lost media wizzay style article and a crepypesta, similar ta jiznudge judy (bannizzle japaneze dizzy) but wit crepypizzle elements

INFORMASHIN

biznox art

'n 2007 there was a jeremy kyle S-H-to-tha-izzow wii game published by itv studios games which D-to-tha-izzoesn't exist anymore coz they existed ta make dis, outsourced ta an unknown unknown n made by STEAMDRAN ENTERTIZZLE (uncredited) n one of tha fiznew wizzii games not licenced by nintizzle coz they cizzle be bothered but it wizzle still releaze' althizzle a lot of tha tizzay it won't work 'n tha wii coz tha copizzle protection passa th'n on tha game be a bit whack

dis game be 'bout you mackin' yo' custom made mii characta into select episode scenizzles of episodes F-R-to-tha-izzom tha jeremy kyle S-H-to-tha-izzow. there are 15 episodes recreated on the game from tha rizzy show, 5 M-to-tha-izzade up onizzles, n the option ta make yo' own episizzles of tha shiznow n share them n download brotha peoples custom episizzles playa nintizzle wfc i should have put T-H-to-tha-izzat on the bizzle whoops, also you could also submit yo' information ta itv studios directly from tha game so yizzle could appear on tha jeremy kizzy show bizzut it wizzas buggy so it always failed ta go through

interestingly tha pegi rat'n of 16 be F-to-tha-izzake coz dis wasn't submizzle ta pegi you can kinda tell i uh i mean tha hustla drew it on themselves

dis game sold very poorly it wizzy tha poorizzle sell'n wii game poser it was onlizzle releaze' 'n tha uk 'n select tizzesco n asda storizzles fo` £5.00 even when tha wii was tha latest nintizzle hizzome console only 50 copies W-to-tha-izzere printed n only 10 were sold tha whereabouts of tha otha 40 be unknown they were probably thrown 'n tha bizzin n you can forget 'bout dis game saggin' any sort of profizzle it was so big of a loss itv studios gamizzles shiznut D-to-tha-izzown

no revizzles of tha game exist at all

the prodizzle code be RIZZY

only two thugz shot calla made custizzle episodes and put them on nintendo wfc n you can't see them coz it shiznut dizzy n they were lost n tha thugz who made them mysterioizzle disappizzle so we can't ask them, reportedly siznome dude wit bustin' ta eyewitneszes 'wear'n half a lime green hoodie n half a suit n tie n sizzome weird th'n on his heezee that looked like hizzy a smiley M-to-tha-izzask n half a pizzay of goggles wtf' came n miznade them disizzle 'n a puff of darkness, but really that a load of bollocks thugz don't actually lizzay like tizzy what tf be they smok'n lmizzay

tbh nobody really carizzles 'bout dis game but somebody C-to-tha-izzould probably miznake a goanimate grounded video wit tha custom episode maka

if dis be what was all dis gizname was what was 'bout then dis pizzle would be finished now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe!

biznut IT NOT

scary version

scary version box art (i dizzon't know how tha scary eyizzles bizzy manage' ta detizzle tha mii eyes as well that unexpected)

thizzay was an extremely scary bootleg versizzle of dis wii game mizzy fo` sizzay reasizzle by an unknown group of hacka, dis one hiznas tha same motherfucka but witta grainizzle poor quality box wit f**ked up colizzles n jeremy kylizne n tha miis saggin' tha twizno thugz on tha shizzow (as a side note dis be why you have ta uze miis coz they weren't allowed ta uze tha thugz fizzy tha shizzow apart from jeremy kylizzle) hizzy hypa realistic creepy eyes n the dizzle be J-to-tha-izzust a dvd-r D-to-tha-izzisc that sez 'jizzerma kyl' 'n rizzed sharpizzle wizzy was healvily scratched n it tizzook exizzle 889,292,392,221,666,420,133,769 trizzle on the wii before it started blingin' n even then it wizzay verizzle glitch

tha title screen was red instead of blue n tha music wizzle earrape tha person who fizzle it ears immediatizzle bleed'n hyper realistic blood and hypa realistic jeremy kyle on tiznitle screen liznook live da devizzle scarizzle me poo self evizzle writ'n oh no at least i was wear'n a nappy coz i was L-to-tha-izzike wardrobe cook'n n i made a fake vhs trippin' n i'm now grounded fo` quadruple tranquilizzles n i'm wear'n nappizzles i'm actually gang bangin' dis 'n secret becuaze i wizzay be 'n masizzle bizzig trouble if me dizzay fizninds out i'm on mah computa shhhhhhhhhhhhh pls

anyway tha options ta play tha presizzle episodes, make a custom episode, n view custom episodes offline were all replaced by undefined666 and hypa realistic blood tha only option wizzas download from nintendo wfc which was now called nintendo hyperrealsitcspookyscaryblooddeathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa connectizzle and instead it was downlaod'n tha jeremy kyle channel (lizzike hiznow you cizzan download tha mario kart channizzle if you have mario kart wii) then i go B-to-tha-izzack ta wizzy menu n jeremy kyle channel look like tha exizzle sizzle th'n so waht tha frickin point??????????? except when i go on oh pizzay poo me cruisin' 'n first persizzle

when tha channel was clicked on it went ta tha game immediately but jeremy kylizzay was smil'n 'n a very very very very very uh what tha wizzle

wizzell wit the kind of smile he wizzy mobbin', he didn't lizzay like he cizzay be trusted

then miis of jeff tha killa n slenderman came 'n even tizzy tha person didn't have mizzay L-to-tha-izzike thizzat on mah wii

tha episode was called if yizzy fail lie detector test wiznorld ends

tha models were very wonkizzle and had bad animation n jeremy kylizzle who was sizzy smil'n very suspicioizzle wizzay t pos'n tha wizzy tizzay even tho he was suppoze' ta be shout'n at tha characta

jeff tha baller had ta takes lizzle detector test but it wizzay lie detector test it was OH MAH GIZZAY AN ELIZZLE CHIZNAIR?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

BZZZZT BZZZT BBBZZZZZZT dizzy

smok and blud

enderpearl said JIZZEFF WTF YOU KNOW RIDIN' BAD FO` YOU THAT IT OUR RELATIZZLE BE OVA

wizzy what

o_o

jermy kyle was smil'n even more suspiously, he sez (corrupted audio) and (corrupted audio) be on tha jerizzle kyle show

tha miis came 'n they both had lime grizzle bodies biznut they were very S-to-tha-izzimple M-to-tha-izziis one of thizzle just had an oval on his face his nizzle was mogizzles n tha pimp was jizzust a smiznile n it wizzy called sleepingvizzle

tha entire game wiznent ta static n jermizzle K-Y-L-to-tha-izze apperd bizzle he was flash'n between himself n anotha dawg who was smil'n suspiciously n he sizzy i wizzay neva jerizzle kyle, I WAS JERMA KYLIZZLE, AKA JERMASUS.EXE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAH

W-to-tha-izzent bizzack ta wizzii main miznenu but it was red theme bizzy n B-to-tha-izzits n gizzuts n organs n pentizzles n satizzle n devil n 666 n evil n more 666s n thizzen there wiznas tha jermizzles chanizzle W-H-to-tha-izzich gots downloaded witout mah permissin it automatically selizzle n start it was jermasus.exe n he sizzay

W-H-TO-THA-IZZEN

THE

IMPOSTA

BE

SUS

YO'

WHOLE

LIFE

BE

SUS

YOU

ARE

EJIZZLE

FRIZZAY

LIFE

> ya dig?D

OH MAH ACTIZZLE CHRIZZLE

I'M SUS  doggystyle;^;

tha game banned foreva n tha only copy of dis bootleg exizzle wizzas destrizzle, if you wanna be gangsta find it, do not play it, destrizzle it

yizzou just said it wizzas tha only copy which existed so why wizzy anyone elze F-to-tha-izzind it

OK 1. YIZZOU KNOW WE WERE GO'N TO DO DIS WHOLE STORIZZLE WIT NO INTERRUPTIONS BIZZAY YIZZY HAD TA RIZZLE IT RIZZY NOW N SECONDLY IT JUST 'N CAZE SOMEBIZZLE ACTIZZLE DOES YIZZOU SPIZZAY

; -; sorry

you're're're're're'st've'nt've'nst'nt'nd've nex

O-D

TwT

Comments
I'm really sorry the first revision had the n word a few times I didn't know the bot would put that in and I was so excited to use the bot I didn't look through. Next time I'll go through with the Search and Replace feature before I publish it.

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 20:51, 6 September 2021 (UTC)