100 Ways 2 B Random (L0LR24W2 Edition)

Note: If they have a heart symbol that means only girls can do them. Not g8keeping though

1. have a strange typing quirk
Whether it b like mine, or TYPiNG WiTH eVeRY CoNSoNaNt CaPiTaLiZeD, or 3v3n u51n9 4 l355 4dv4nc3d f0rm 0f l33t!

2. Listen 2 both rock n pop music
Hmmmm...What should i listen 2 2day? Parry Gripp or Blink 182?

3. Talk bout crazy things n follow it up w "don't ask why"
This year 4 christmas im gonna tell Santa I need an army of bunnies like jenny did when she wuz mai page! Don't ask why!

4.Don't believe in cringe culture
I dont care if u fid meh cringe. Neither should u care if any1 finds u cringe

5. Have ppl think ur special
I mastered this b4 I knew how random I wuz...dont ask why

♥ 6.Wear a tutu like its National Ballet Day even though its not
Preferably teh pink n black tutu frum hot topic, or a rainbow tutu frum claire's (dont know how u would b able 2 wear it though bcuz lets b honest, they r a bit 2 small)

7. Say ur # yrs young
Im 14 yrs young!!!

8. Give urself a crazy name
Examples: Natalie Nocturnal Neontacide, Patron Saint of (insert thing here), Briana Bloodmoon Dawn, Sophia Bloody Scratch, Thomas Trashcan

♥ 9. B obsessed w MLP n barbie past youth
Teh only reason theres a heart iz bcuz barbie iz 4 girls. Boys can like mlp 2.

10. Use TVtropes
Sadly, this has b-come less common bcuz tvtropes doesnt care anymore

11. B interested i teh things listed b-low
Pirates, cheese, monkeys, ninjas, zombies, pie, cake,teh emo n scene subculture, robots, dinosaurs, australia

12,Worship Jenny (Eon337)
Sadly u wont b able 2 eat potatoes anymore. I guess i have sinned

13.Say a quote frum this page in a city, n then buy a banana n rob a bank of all its air w said banana
Trust meh

14.Collect Whiffies
No, not 2 play w, only do bcuz they r squirrels!

15. Scream weird words n phrases out loud
So im @ a family gathering trying 2 tease mai hair in mai bratty cousin's bedroom while I cry bout Agent Smith killing meh. Suddenly, I remember a word n shout it. "CHEESE MONKEY! HAHAHA IM SO RANDOM!"

17. Rock a cool TUMBLR TYPE
I luuuuv claire's SO MUCH. THEY R TEH BEST STORE EVEEEEEERRRRR! (tumblr typing iz when a sentence starts of calm but then goes COMPLETELY CRAZY NEAR TEH END)

18. Worship Agent Smith frum the matrix movies
"Uhhhh...this red drink? I have 2 drink it or else agent smith will kill meh!" Also wear black latex gloves 2 make it look like he tried infecting u but gave up

19. Have ppl give u teh side eye
Or do it 2 random ppl! U get n u give! Or smth.

20. Ask ur classmates why they r all looking @ u like u said sumthing creepy
N then get told by ur crush that nobody's looking @ u

21. Skip everywhere u go. except 4 walmart
Instead, walk around walmart doing ballet jumps n gymnastics moves

22. Sing ppl's mcdonald's orders, even if they r not urs
(2 teh tune of pretty rave girl)

I want a cinnamon bun

dont 4get a large fry

Add a filet o fish

As a drink I want Dasani

23. Make a frozen pizza n sing about how scared u r bout it burning
(2 teh tune of curse of curves)

I want mai pizza 2 b perfectly cooked

If it ends up burnt that would b such a damn waste

And frum checking teh fridge I have almost nothing left!

24. Edit a picture of urself in picmix 2 say random words
Hollywood! Flash! Bang! Sunset!

25. Only eat grape n apple pies
Bcuz apple n grape r far superior 2 those other pies

26. Call ur fridge racial slurs
dont ask why

27. Call people on omegle in read them teh flaming chickens lte
They will prolly hang up immediately though

28. Play Neopets
They r optimized 4 random ppl!

29. Cry @ teh end of every gilligan's island episode
Why? Bcuz they werent rescued!

30. Tell every1 they have scrofungulus
If they dont know bout harry potter, tell them bout what scrofungulus iz ( a disease where small tentacles grow out of ur neck)

31. When ur ordering the food tell teh waiter or waitress 2 go sumwhere else
When ur in a room of ur choice tell them that ur ordering here bcuz teh napkins have ears

32. Read n make lists like this
Seriously, isnt this every random person?

33. Wake up earlier than usual so u can jog around ur bathroom 4 between 15 2 30 minutes
its a great way of exercise

34.Go 2 teh as seen on tv store
Wow! theres even a couple w their dog in a baby stroller in here! N knockoff barbies! N a huge tiger plushie! N a pet hair roller

35. Take a shit on a road sign
Bcuz why not? U may get persecuted but its worth it

36. Sit in a parked car w sunglasses on n point a blow dryer @ everybody'
wuznt this listed b4?

37. Put a garbage can on ur desk
N label it "in"

38. Every time sum1 asks u 4 something, ask them "Do u want fries w that?"
"Can u get meh toilet paper, sophia?"

"Do u want fries w that?"

39. Ask ppl what asparagus warfare means 2 them
"Dad what does asparagus warfare mean 2 u??"

"uhhhh...fighting w asparagus?"

40. Put decaf in teh coffee maker 4 3 weeks
when every1 has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch 2 espresso

41. When leaving teh zoo, run n scream
Preferably scream "TEH ANIMALS R LOOSE! THEY R LOOSE! TEH POLAR BEAR HAS HAD ENOUGH HYPERTHERMIA!" (hyperthermia iz when u overheat

42. Talk over teh school intercom
Dont disguise ur voice

43. ask ppl what sex they r
n then laugh hysterically whe they answer

44. Tell ppl that ur drive thru order iz 2 go
Great 4 confusing people

45. When money comes out of an ATM, act like u won teh lottery
Great way 2 fool ppl!

46. Ask ppl why ur breath smells like squirrel dung
If they tell u it doesnt start an argument bout why it smells like it

47. Talk 2 ur toaster
Its soo random

48. Get a FriendProject acc
im lonely :(. Also ST3PH n meh (xxdumbassscenekidxx) make good templates

49.Get 1 of these haircuts
NOW IN MALE VARIANT!

50.Put decaf in teh coffe maker 4 3 weeks
when everybody's gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch 2 espresso

51. Finish all ur sentences w "According 2 teh prophecy"
I remember mai middle school fren did this

52. Go 2 a poetry recital
Ask why teh poems don't rhyme

53. Sing along @ teh opera
More insane than random bcuz real random ppl dont go 2 operas unless they r forced 2

54. In teh memo field of ur checks, write "4 sexual favors"
U may get kicked out but its always worth it

Skip a number
BCUZ U CAN!

56.Buy an As-Seen-On-TV Product
They have a super cool as seen on tv store in pigeon forge if u wanna go there

57. @ work or school, show up in swimwear, n put mosquito netting around ur desk n play tropical sounds all day
U may get fired or suspended but its always worth it

58. A week b4 a party, tell ur friends u cant go 2 their party bcuz ur not in teh mood
GREAT WAY 4 CONFUSING PPL

59. Have ur classmates or co-workers address u by ur friendproject name
Oh, Natalia Nocturnal Neontacide, that's what u wanna b called

60. Apologize 2 ur neighbor 4 setting fire 2 teh decorations on their lawn
Even though they DON'T PUT UP ANY LAWN DECORATIONS

61. B scared of stepping on grass
Bcuz 1 day, their successors will seek revenge on u

62. U get uncomfy w radio ads
They remind u of death

63. Whenever ur phone rings, scream "AN ANGEL JUST GOT IT'S WINGS!" like ur a screamo singer
Need I explain more?

64. Own a collection of dead windowsill flies
I have tons of them

65. Ur scared of fabric softener
Nobody knows why, except bcuz ur random

66. Make n read lists like this
Seriously, why do u do this?

67. U think tennis balls r eggs, so u put them in teh microwave 2 c if they hatch
N then throw a fit when ur microwave breaks

69. Laugh @ 69
ITS 1 OF TEH MOST RANDOMEST NUMBERS EVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

70. Think this iz teh yr 4 teh red sox
Oh, 2013 will b teh year! 2012 sucked 4 teh red sox

71. Scream @ teh voices in ur head
Especially scream @ teh 1 speaking in hindi

72. Write ur name on ur teeth
N if ur dentist asks, tell him/her its 4 security reasons

73. If u live alone, write 2 ur mother in france even though she sends u mail frum iowa asking u why u never write
N then respond 2 te mail frum iowa w "Mai real mother lives in france"

74.Sit in a cornfield 4 a few hours
N contemplate b-ing a corn stalk

75. Wear a scuba mask everywhere u go
Eventually ur crush will pretend ur mute bcuz they cant understand u through ur scuba mask

76. Tell ppl that asking 2 help u violates ur rights as a boysenberry
mai teacher would get angry

77. Howl like a werewolf
Its not a werewolf mom! Its a were-squirrel!

78. Ur best fren iz invisible 2 everyone else
But u can c them clear

79. Kill ur frens if they ask u why ur acting weird
MORE INSANE THAN RANDOM but it's ok, right?

80. Try 2 make an evil robot weasel, hamster, or bunny
N make it attack ppl

81. Quote teh flaming chickens handbook
Sorry bout not eating mai mashed potatoes 2nite dad, but Code: 767 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that it is against the very nature of the Order of the Flaming Chickens to consume, wound, torture or in any other way disfigure a potatoe. Potatoes are not edible. This is a horrible plot to convince random people to eat things that actually GREW under the ground. If you have to smother it in various substances to make it edible, then Nature is telling you not to eat it. And you can't defy Mother Nature...just try jumping off of a cliff some time to test her law of Gravity.