Buster Puppet

Buster Puppet, also known as Buster the Puppet, is a sockpuppet and major celebrity in the Random Region. On lists of famous musicians, famous puppets, and famous people in general, Buster is usually listed among them. He is known pretty much only for his hit single "Everybody Poops", which is oft cited as the most iconic piece of scatological music of all time. The song was released in 2009 and was stuck at the very top of the Random-ness Hot 100 for a really long time, probably about ten years, and its downfall is one of the most well-known and talked-about events in recent Random Region history.

Career
Buster started out as a member of the puppet comedy group Rogue Puppets, which turned out to be a very unsuccessful venture. Buster tried to run for president of the United States in late 2007, but his campaign gained little steam as he was more or less completely unknown at this point, though a few people did send him money according to him. He dropped out of the race in March 2008 and announced that he would spend his supporters' political donations on beer instead. It is thought that Rogue Puppets disbanded after 2008, leaving Buster unemployed for a short time.

It is unknown when Buster decided to pursue a musical career or what motivated him to do so. It is however known that on, Buster's breakthrough song "Everybody Poops" was released by Audionautix along with a music video. It found great success and critical acclaim; it made Buster a very famous puppet and scored him many lucrative brand deals. The song quickly made its way to the number 1 spot on the Random-ness Hot 100 and stayed there for many of the years that followed. Buster is thought to have purchased several vacation homes in the Random Region during this time.

"Everybody Poops" was eventually dethroned by Carl Wheezer's cover of "The Box" by Roddy Ricch, which became number 1 on the Hot 100 on, shortly after Mr. Wheezer's tragic death. Buster's hit was now stuck at number 2. It is thought that Buster and Carl had a mutual respect for one another, so it's not known precisely how this moment affected Buster emotionally.

On, "Everybody Poops" fell to number 3 as "Drip From My Walk" by Famous Dex took the number 2 spot. This is known to have made Buster quite angry, which he expressed in an interview. Buster clearly did not respect Mr. Dex's songcraft and saw his own work as superior.

The tides continued to change for Buster over a month later. In the afternoon of, Rick Astley's timeless classic "Never Gonna Give You Up" took the number 3 spot from "Everybody Poops". Buster's song only continued to fall as the sudden inexplicable boom in the popularity of Ren and Stimpy along with songs from Macy's Parade Mysteries and The Strange Chores pushed "Everybody Poops" down even further. By the end of the day, "Everybody Poops" was number 11.

Buster went on a now-infamous Twitter rant on, where he told the Randomese people that they would all die alone. Because of this, several brands cut ties with him. By August, "Everybody Poops" had mysteriously disappeared from the Hot 100 altogether and was replaced by "Montero" by Lil Nas X. Some commentators have speculated that this may be the end of Buster's career, and he will go down as a bitterly despised has-been who lost it all. But so far, Buster's future is unknown for now.

Discography

 * "Everybody Poops" (single, 2009)

Comments
Everybody poops was taken out of the charts due to controversy and his atrocious behavior lately

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 11:21, 2 August 2021 (UTC)