How To Make Bad Songs Good

California Gurls by Katy Perry

 * Remove Snoop Dogg's verse.
 * Respell the title.
 * Get rid of the sex references.

Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke

 * Wipe the song from existance.
 * Fix the "Me fall from plastic" line.
 * Give Robin Thicke a life imprisonment for singing this tragedy.

Work From Home by Fifth Harmony

 * Remove Ty Dolla Sign's "rap" verse.
 * Screw him. Mentioning the number 63.

Let It Go from Frozen

 * Wipe it from existence.
 * Don't make the song brainwash the audiences’ minds.
 * Make it an 80s/90s dance song by a popular dance group.
 * Don't overplay the song for god's sake!
 * Remove "It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small". That just makes fun of science.
 * Fix the piano tunes.

Problem by Ariana Grande

 * Have Big Sean do the rap verse instead of Iggy Azalea.
 * Make the first two verses longer.
 * Make the instrumental more dancy.

Anaconda by Nicki Minaj

 * Make it more original in general. After all, it has many similarities to Baby Got Back.
 * No butt references.
 * Make it less oversexual and less pornographic.

Baby by Justin Bieber

 * Don't use the word "baby" repeatedly.
 * Beiber's voice is lower.
 * The music video has an interesting story.
 * Use only a little autotune.
 * Make the rhythm sound less cheesy.

Shout Out to My Ex by Little Mix

 * Don't make the song so hostile to men.

samba de janeiro by beleni

 * make the instrumental sound like [This]
 * add more vocals
 * make the last chorus shorter

Slide by Calvin Harris

 * Have actual lyrics.

Literally every Submarine Man song

 * DON'T USE SO MUCH AUTOTUNE DAMN AND DON'T RAP ABOUT FOOT FETISHES EITHER

Sweatshirt By Jacob Sartorius

 * Change the lyrics.
 * Change the beat.
 * Use less autotune

Every single Jojo Siwa song
WIPE THEM FROM EXISTENCE.

"You a bitch, Jojo Siwa"

- DaBaby (yes he actually said this)

Playboi Carti, XXXTentacion, Ugly God and Madeintyo's 2017 XXL Freshman Cypher

 * Remove that "Diamonds on my balls" line by Ugly God
 * Make every artist lines better except X, he only gets a little better because he probably had the best verse.

Every mumble rap song that isn’t by Lil Demerit
Wipe the ridiculous songs from existence!

Squidward Nose by cupcakKe

 * The lyrics aren't dirty nor full of swearing.

Dance Monkey by Tones and I

 * Wipe it from existence.
 * The voice isn't incredibly high-pitched and ear grating.
 * IT ISN'T PLAYED ON RADIO EVERY SO OFTEN.

Dame tu Cosita by El Chombo

 * Give it better lyrics instead of sexual lyrics (seriously, translate the title).
 * The music video has better CGI animation.

"Fantastic Baby" by BIGBANG

 * Get someone other than BIGBANG to sing it. They only have one good song and Seungri is a whole bastard.
 * ...Continuing on, it is released by BLACKPINK in 2016 as a part of their SQUARE ONE single album (the same album "WHISTLE" and "BOOMBAYAH" are on).
 * The chorus is sung in a "call-and-response" fashion, similar to songs like "So What" by LOONA and "No" by CLC.
 * "I can't baby, don't stop this" becomes "I, I can't boy, don't stop this" (I don't know).
 * "Mama just let me be your lover" becomes "Hey you boy, just let me be your lover".