Potato

Potatoes are brown bean bags that you can peel and eat. They are used in foods such as French Fries, Mashed Potatoes, Baked Potatoes, Potato Muffins, Poop, Bananas, Marshmallows, Potato Mines, POTaTOS, and Potatoes. Many people can count to potato. Potatoes come to life at night to feast on their ghey cousins, Tomatoes.

Why potatoes Eat Tomatoes
because

cats
Cats are potato-tomato hybrids.