How To Make Bad Video Games Worse

E.T.

 * Make a high-definition sequel to this game, kinda.
 * They did that in the AVGN Movie (which is good to begin with), then why not in real-life?
 * The graphics are messier than they were.
 * Annoying low-quality chiptune music plays in the background.

Sonic '06

 * Sonic marries Elise
 * Also, they'll have hedgehog-human babies too
 * The final boss is 500 silvers (A.K.A.: ITS NO USE INTENSIFIES )
 * Make it the last game in the series (What a horrible way to end off.)
 * Until Sega decides to reboot the series, but with having the series take place after Sonic '06.
 * Add more glitches and crashes.

Sonic Genesis (GBA)

 * Add more glitches, crashes, and such.

Superman 64

 * Worsen the controls even more.
 * Have only 5 seconds to complete each task.

Hotel Mario

 * The final boss are the Wario bros., and the battle is very anti-climatic, with Wario farting and eating garlic in the middle of battle and Waluigi screaming " WALUIGI TIME!" before attacking with a tennis racket at a very short range. Both would "WAH" every 5 seconds.
 * Oh yeah, Waluigi didn't exist yet until 2000.
 * Bowser becomes killed off after defeating him and rescuing Princess Peach.
 * For the reason why Bowser will die in this game if it ever happened is because he found out that he has no extra lives and then he gets horribly slaughtered by his own hotel and we'll never see the Koopa King again.
 * RIP in Pesky Plumber: Bowser. (Year of whatever he's born in)-1994. Make way for the new superstar villains, and it's, the Wario bros., Wario and Waluigi!?!?
 * Make it be on other consoles.
 * Make it the last Mario game.
 * Until Nintendo decides to reboot the series, but with having the series take place after Hotel Mario.

Every game for a property made, owned, or owned today by Mattel

 * Bad graphics.
 * Terrible music.

Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

 * Elise is a playable character
 * And her new sidekick is....Spoiler alert! It's Buhdeuce from Breadwinners. (No flipping way!)