How to Make RNW Shows Bad

Note: For the sake of making reading easier, please keep this page alphabetized. Thank you!

By context, a RNW show is any original series that airs on The Random Channel, The Steamed Clams Channel, or Channel Beta.

Key:
 * Exclamation mark (!): This indicates that a project is currently upcoming.
 * Dagger (†): This indicates that a project is currently on hold.
 * Double dagger (‡): This indicates that a project is dead.
 * Question mark (?): This indicates that the status of a project is unknown.

If a project has not had any activity for at least six months, then it is assumed dead.

A Slice of Furry Life ‡

 * Have it air on modern-era Cartoon Network.
 * The animation looks like The Adventures of Kid Danger.
 * All of the characters are offensive LGBT stereotypes.
 * Make it a ripoff of O.K. K.O.

AlexTopia !

 * Make it a ripoff of My Gym Partner's a Monkey.
 * Have Pattee the tiger turn back on Alex and kill him in one episode.
 * The guinea pig trio twerk constantly and make constant fart and butt jokes.
 * Have Doona the koala contract chlamydia.
 * Animate it like Fanboy and Chum Chum.
 * Have Ricky contract rabies and bite Doona.
 * Have a scene where the meerkats have sex.
 * Make Slash a violent antagonist.
 * PETA JOKES EVERYWHERE!
 * The series finale ends with everyone dying of either rabies or chlamydia.

Crossover Catastrophe†

 * Have no violence at all. Literally, no violence AT ALL.
 * Make it like a "Pooh's Adventures-esque" show rather than it being a violent and mature edition of said esque.
 * Rename the show to "DA GREAT CROSSOVER SHOW EVA!!!".
 * Make Flippy and Ale parents while everyone else is a kid.
 * Lumpy is a creepy neighbour who isn't smart and wants to always kidnap the kids.
 * Make every episode formulaic and it goes in this order:
 * Flippy and Ale take care of their kids.
 * Lumpy goes into their homes and kidnaps a random kid.
 * Both Flippy and Ale rescue that kid.
 * Lumpy is angry and leaves.
 * HAPPILY EVA AFTER!!! YEY!!!!
 * It only has 1 season.
 * The music is stolen from ToonTown Online and it is taken down before it has a 2nd season.
 * Add an old joke that is dated everytime.

Down on the Farm

 * Make it live-action.
 * Make it a ripoff of SuperMarioLogan.
 * Heymond, Kanoa, Madi, and Wolfie are humans instead of Sapi Pokémon.
 * Make it TV-MA.
 * Get rid of the Pokémon.
 * Fill it to the brim with so much offensive humour.
 * Add constant cursing.
 * Fill it with fart jokes.
 * Add a bunch of useless characters that have no relevance to the plot.
 * Each episode ends with the characters falling asleep to a sleep-inducing lullaby.

Evelyn's Adventures ‡

 * The show is called "The lit af adventures of Evelyn".
 * The show is aimed for toddlers.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * The show is a rip-off of Dora the Explorer and RBUK.
 * Add a useless character that doesn't do anything except dance and T-pose in the background.
 * Put a dance scene in a episode that has characters doing a bunch of twerking, dabbing, and flossing.
 * Make the pacing too fast.
 * Make the animation look like The Adventures of Kid Danger.
 * All of the characters are either annoying, one-sided, unlikeable, or all of the personalities combined.

How To Not Play Minecraft
PS: I write these a bit different from other people. Also the show is dead but feel free to still enjoy this.
 * Instead of being actual Minecraft YouTubers, the five main characters are generic, personality-less top 5 YouTubers who make videos entirely to make money and no other reason.
 * The series is mostly about them making boring videos with blatantly incorrect information. Every second episode consists of their videos playing back after back. They usually slander other YouTubers.
 * The episodes are recorded on a 3DS. If you didn't know, the 3DS isn't something you should be recording a TV series on. If it wasn't bad enough, the recording is on the low light setting despite the fact there's a reasonable amount of light to begin with, making it saturated and laggy.
 * None of the Mario or Pokemon characters are featured.
 * Instead of being set in Pancakes' house, it's set in a boring office in the middle of nowhere.
 * It goes on for ten seasons of 20 22 minute episodes each, and the episodes are basically all the same.
 * There's an episode where a viewer complains about the poor quality of the five main character's videos. They retaliate by sending the swat team to their house and doxxing them.
 * The only good thing is that in the last episode, all five accounts are terminated for multiple violations of the YouTube guidelines.
 * It's aired alongside those Canadian shows Nitzan doesn't like on a channel just as generic as the characters. And it never got a VHS Revolution release at all, never mind being first party.

Miitopia The Series: Nightlight Sword

 * 1) It air on The Steamed Clams Channel instead of The Random Channel.
 * 2) In one episode, make Emma talk about poop.
 * 3) Eric doesn't do archery at all.

(Mis)adventures Of Wabuu

 * Fill every episode with product placement for Jilly Juice and McDonald's.
 * Wabuu twerks, dabs, and does Fortnite and Tik Tok dances in every episode.
 * Make it a original to an obscure and terrible streaming service.
 * Make the colors extremely saturated like The Problem Solverz.
 * The animation resembles a Video Brinquedo movie.
 * Make everyone stupid and unlikeable.
 * Wabuu is voiced by Rob Schneider.
 * Replace Theresa with Chris Chan.
 * Add more fetish content.
 * Add more toilet humor.
 * Add more cursing.
 * Jeremy Saville, Doug Walker, Chris Chan, Lele Pons, random anti vax moms obsessed with Minion memes on Facebook, and the writers of the worst Family Guy episodes write every episode.
 * The Paintbrush Song from Veggietales plays at inappropriate times.
 * Add a pointless character who does nothing but dance and T pose in the background
 * Every episode ends with the cast going to sleep while a sleep inducing lullaby plays

How To Ruin The Episodes!

 * Oh! Heavenly Raccoon: Wabuu keeps his voice even as Benji Chase.
 * Tight Cannons: Make it a crossover with Butt Ugly Martians and the cast of Escape From Planet Earth, Planet 51, Delgo, Mac And Me, Nukie, Aliens In The Attic, and Chicken Little all in the same episode.

Nog's Egg Nogs ‡

 * Replace Dinkleberg with Bing Bong.
 * Replace Steve with Joe.
 * Have Bing Bong randomly close up to the viewers when they least expect it.
 * The theme song is sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
 * Have Bing Bong cry candy every five minutes for stupid reasons.
 * Replace Mr. Bottle of Surge with a box of Pampers diapers and the Can of Surge with Care Bears baby wipes.
 * Make Bing Bing and Joe sing "What Harm Can It Do?" from U.S. Acres once an episode for no reason.

No Man's Pirates

 * Have the first episode actually plagiarize Tubb the Pirate. (Lol that already happened. It's not the first episode tho.)
 * The rest of the series is a rip-off of Santiago of the Seas.
 * Change the name to The Pirates That Don't Do Anything.
 * The theme song is a crappy version of "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" from VeggieTales.
 * The animation looks like Angela Anaconda.
 * Make the pacing way too slow (hence the renamed title).
 * No music.
 * The No Man's Pirates hate each other and don't show teamwork with each other.
 * In some episodes, the No Man's Pirates try to eat each other.
 * Whenever anyone talks to the audience, it's a la Dora the Explorer.
 * The characters will scream "Arr, me fuckin' mateys!" at inappropriate times.
 * Every 30 seconds, a character sneezes or farts.
 * Make it air on the Nick Jr. block... for only one day before being moved to the Nick Jr. channel at a 4:00 am timeslot. After the series ends, it becomes lost media.
 * The show has very long hiatuses in between episodes, similar to Squirrel and Hedgehog.
 * Make it intended for the preschool demographic.
 * Despite this, it's unnecessarily offensive just to be edgy.
 * The show gets sillier and more shitposty instead of more serious as the series goes on.
 * Add in product placement for Creative Roots and Liberty Mutual.
 * BONUS: Have the characters interrupt the show for exactly one minute to advertise the product, then threaten the viewer with death if they don't buy the product in question.
 * Cap'n Takara's sword is replaced by a talking rifle named Amy.
 * The series ends with a cliffhanger.
 * Smaliland is a highly polluted city instead of a small island.
 * Heymondbeard swears in every sentence.
 * The characters' personalities are changed:
 * Cap'n Takara is a brat who is often rude to the No Man's Pirates
 * Heymondbeard is an obnoxious batshit crazy temper tantrum thrower when things don't go his way.
 * Spud the Brave is is reduced to being a useless side character and gets the least attention of the No Man's Pirates. He's also the dumbest of all of the Pirates.
 * Contemptible Conrad is a sociopathic mass murderer.
 * The reason why Wretched Waldo coughs when he says "Ha-har" is that he does a ton of drugs.
 * The characters' catchphrases are changed:
 * Cap'n Takara's catchphrases "Smile, Smaliland! Say Chuck-E-Cheese!", "That shit doesn't scare me!", "Destroy and starve all Water-type Pokemon!", and "Eggplants!"
 * In addition, Cap'n Takara's "Ha-har, shiver my timbers!" and "Nifty!" are replaced with "Fuck you!"
 * Heymondbeard's catchphrases are "GET ME CAP'N TAKARA ON THE PHONE!", "I may have gone too far in a few places!", "You all are in dead meat!", and "I will swear word at you!"
 * Spud the Brave's catchphrase is "I can count to potato!"
 * Bulba, Whistler, and Carmen are replaced with the Creative Roots fruits.
 * In addition, their catchphrases are "Wabba wabba, bitches!" and "Underhydrated is correct grammar!"
 * As a response to people complaining about the show not being suitable for kids, there's an episode called "The Captain's Viewer Mail", which addresses the issue of parents letting their children watch a family-unfriendly show. This episode starts off with the No Man's Pirates reading complaints from viewers of the show. In response, Cap'n Takara does a hypothetical Bowderlized episode of his show to explain that his show would not be as good as it is if it was aimed at children. In the Bowderlized episode, all the inappropriate content is removed in a similar way to how Pooh's Adventures is censored. The episode ends with the No Man's Pirates singing Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People.
 * The No Man's Pirates do not care about returning home and the episode "Homesick" is replaced with the episode mentioned above.
 * Instead of the cast dancing in the end credits, the cast gets drunk and does drugs.
 * Replace Spunky and her chicks with LiMu Emu and Doug.
 * Cap'n Madi's death is a Disney Death instead.
 * Contemptible Conrad gets his vision magically restored at the end of the series.
 * Straightwash Contemptible Conrad and Wretched Waldo.
 * Minty has the some personality as Caillou.
 * There is only 1 season, and it skips several episodes to fit in only 13 episodes.
 * It is cancelled halfway through the airing of "Tyranny's End," and the full episode is leaked onto the internet.

How to Ruin the Episodes!

 * "No, You!" is focused on the argument between the No Man's Pirates and the Creative Roots fruits over wether "underhydrated" is correct grammar. The Creative Roots fruits end up winning the argument.
 * "The Captain Needs to Go!":
 * The episode is turned into a word for word copy of the Pokémon fanfic Too Much H2O.
 * The last minute is dedicated to Cap'n Takara wetting herself.
 * "The Captain's Scary Story" is turned into an anti-drug PSA. Instead of reading a scary book, she takes some drugs.

Peanut Otter's Disco †

 * Have it animated with ugly CGI.
 * There are no real voice actors and all of the characters are voiced with Google Translate text-to-speech.
 * All of crossovers are bad.
 * All of the pop culture references are forced, obscure, and unfunny.
 * Let Timebomb stay.
 * Keep the Sagwa-related stuff.
 * Keep the child pregnancy episodes.
 * Give it over 100 seasons.

Pokemon Life ‡

 * Only have one main protagonist.
 * The plot is super boring and doesn't change with any of the story arcs.
 * The evil organisations win every time.
 * It does not focus on the games at all.

Robokip ‡

 * Bert isn't stupid.
 * Dolly isn't a nag.
 * The show is an educational CBeebies thing.
 * Take out all the slapstick humour.
 * Have Heneryj write the episodes.
 * Everyone is replaced by a robotic, repetitively colour-changing Mudkip like the one in the picture.
 * Kip is a huge brat, and he spends the majority of lots of episodes being rude to everyone.

The adventures of NaClare and Emma ‡

 * Make the animation look like Puss and Boots: a furry tale.
 * Put it on Nick Jr.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * The show is a rip off of Dora the explorer.
 * Make it be produced by Gaiam Entertainment.

The original ‡

 * Have the whole series made by Idea Wiki instead.
 * It airs on Disney Channel.
 * Make it low-budget and live-action.
 * Replace "It's Gonna Be Fine" with "I Love You" from Barney and Friends.
 * The show is told from the Autotunerz's perspective.
 * Justin Bieber and the Autotunerz are good, and the inhabitants of the titular bunker are the main antagonists.

The Bunker 2.0 ‡

 * Have it done in Foodfight!-esque CGI.
 * All of the characters are dumb and unlikeable.
 * Add a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.

The Bunker Cast Away ‡

 * Make the animation look like Leo the Lion.
 * Make it a Planet Sheen rip-off.

The Bunk ‡

 * Make it a ripoff of The Loud House.
 * The characters don't have mouths so they move their arms when they talk.

The Bunkest ‡

 * Have it animated by Dingo Pictures.
 * Timebomb not only stays on the show, but also gets more screentime than every other character. The Sagwa characters, and the cat sex also remain intact.
 * Papa John is an ugly hairless cat.
 * BONUS: When she meows, she meows so loudly that you can’t hear the other characters.
 * Madi Shinx hates the other Bunkmates and is often rude to them.
 * MegaToon1234 appears in every episode, usually as a background character where he is in t-pose mode.

Bunkest Beyond ‡

 * The animation looks like a horrifying blend of Pig Goat Banana Cricket, Numberjacks, and The Wild Thornberrys.
 * Make it unnecessarily violent and super edgy.
 * Replace Dandelion the Fox and Erin Twig with generic Sonic OCs you find on DeviantArt.
 * Clare the Parrot constantly curses.
 * Ethel Otter is a rapper instead of a pianist.
 * The Foodi Gang are a ripoff of the main characters from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

The Gayarchy ‡

 * Make it The Straightarchy instead.
 * The straights are the good guys.
 * Include a bunch of homophobic rhetoric.
 * Make Guido a character.
 * Fill it with fetish scenes.
 * Make it get a low-budget live-action reboot.

The Jesuses ‡

 * Have it made by the same people who made Strawinsky and the Mysterious House.
 * Have it use similar CGI.
 * The theme song is to the tune of the Dora the Explorer theme song.
 * Cram it with fundamentalist Christian messages.
 * Each episode has at least 10 musical numbers, and all of the songs are really annoying.
 * BONUS: The songs are all crappy versions of Veggietales songs.
 * Make it a ripoff of VeggieTales.
 * Rick from the bad version of Rick and Morty replaces God.
 * Have it aimed at toddlers.
 * Despite this, it is filled with inappropriate content.
 * Each episode ends with the six Jesuses saying "Listen to us or else Satan will get you!".

The Joltikplays Show

 * It is CGI
 * it is rated TV-MA
 * It is made by Video Brinquendo
 * Air it on Spike
 * all the characters appear in their OG designs if they have one, the ones that weren’t changed or Redone are removed
 * The theme song is Everybody Poops

The Timmy Jimmy Show ‡

 * The thumbnails are just made up of 3D shapes.
 * Timmy Jimmy is really dumb.

Reboot ?

 * Make the animation Video Brinquendo-esque.
 * All of the pop culture references and crossovers are bad.

Welcome to My World (2020 series) ?

 * Have it poorly animated with Adobe Flash (or Animate as of now).
 * Make it a rip-off to The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! and Pororo the Little Penguin.
 * The characters only talk in swearing.
 * Remove Phoebe's love interest, Kylo, completely from the show.
 * It isn't really that wacky.
 * The theme songs is actually the Johnny Test (Season 2-6) Theme Song.
 * Franco dies from rabies when he gets bitten by Phoebe one episode.
 * Have it air on Nickelodeon.
 * The main character, Derek, always do nothing but twerk on-screen in front of our face, and even does pure Tik-Tok cringe.
 * One sentence... *inhales* TOO MANY POINTLESS POP CULTURE REFERENCES!!! *exhales*

Y2K Warriors !

 * Instead of being set in 1999 and being about the Y2K, the show is set in 2012 and is about the 2012 doomsday phenomenon.
 * The show is renamed to Le funney time 2K12 !!!!!11!!1.
 * With that being said, the Y2K Warriors are known as Le kewl 2K12 kidz.
 * The animation is full of errors and looks very off-model.
 * All of the characters are really dumb and annoying.
 * There are only two voice actors, one male and one female.
 * De-age the main characters to 2nd graders.
 * Instead of showing teamwork, the Y2K Warriors Le kewl 2K12 kids hate each other and are rude to each other.
 * Griffin is a Caillou rip-off who slaps people, then beats them up if they call him Peter Griffin.
 * Instead of being ethnically Japanese, Zayne is a white weeaboo who constantly uses words like "baka" and "desu" for no reason. Also, he likes to Naruto run and he canonically likes hentai.
 * Kingston and Camila also get whitewashed.
 * Get rid of Carla.
 * The Y2K Warriors Le kewl 2K12 kids don't have last names.
 * The characters talk to the audience in a Dora the Explorer-esque manner.
 * Add items similar to Mouseketools that are used to solve problems.
 * Get rid of the 90's vibes and homages, only for them to be replaced with shitty and obscure pop culture references.
 * The Y2K Warriors Le kewl 2K12 kids ultimately fail their mission, so the world blows up in the last episode.

Comments
RETURN OF THE KING! This is a good page.

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 16:08, 29 June 2021 (UTC)

>It's aired alongside those Canadian shows Nitzan doesn't like on a channel just as generic as the characters. And it never got a VHS Revolution release at all, never mind being first party.

OBSESSED WITH THIS THANK YOU

-- linkin park numb nightcore (talk) 23:39, 27 February 2022 (UTC)