Library of Hotness


 * Not to be confused with the Random-ness Library, which is probably a public library.

The Library of Hotness is a ripoff of the Library of Congress in the United States the national library of the Random Region, located in Random City. It holds a variety of items in a wide array of mediums. Much of the general collection is available for the public to see in the library's reading rooms.

The library is perhaps best known for housing and preserving works that are considered culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant (or "chas" for short) to the Random Region, the Randomese people, or just in general. This collection is called the Chas Collection.

History
The library was founded in the year... I dunno, by... someone.

In the year... some years ago, a librarian slipped on a baked potato while carrying a glass jar full of evil ghosts, which shattered on the floor releasing the ghosts who then proceeded to haunt a significant portion of the library's collection. After a long and expensive removal process, most of the damaged items were repaired or replaced. The Chief Librarian invested pretty obscene amounts of money into ghostproofing the library, which turned out to be an unpopular move on account of, you know, all the lost money. And uhhhhhhhhh

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Chas Collection
The Chas Collection, which may or may not be curated by Chas Finster, is known to be very swexy (swaggy and sexy) and contains lots of epik stuff. Here are some of the items in the collection:

(You guys are free to add pretty much whatever you want. I just listed a few things to get it started.)


 * The "Your. So. Fricking. Dumb." Copypasta
 * Barack Obama loves BTS.jpg
 * Stanley in Weezer
 * "Everybody Poops"
 * All of Phineas and Ferb and related media
 * That video of Among Us in Family Guy (you know the one)
 * Every episode of Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls
 * Back at it again at Krispy Kreme vine
 * "Firestar Doesn't Like Waffles"
 * "DELICIOUS."
 * Ratatouille
 * Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
 * Pooh Goes Poop
 * Gertie the Dinosaur
 * The Muppets (2011)
 * The penis music gif/loop
 * Justin the anime hater.jpeg
 * Minecraft with Gadget by Mike Matei
 * "Chug Jug With You" by Leviathan
 * Bluey
 * Bluey: The Album
 * "Gangnam Style"
 * Among Us
 * "Warren Running Away to the Apple Store"
 * "elf bowling tribute"
 * "Doin' Your Mom"
 * Add more stoof.

Comments
I'm so glad the Stanley Weezer edit is in the Chas Collection. Bless

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 23:51, 29 July 2021 (UTC)