How to Make Bad Books Good

The Compound

 * Make the characters more useful (especially with Eli's mom. Other than being beautiful, she's useless), and add more character development.
 * Eli is less of an controlling bitch.
 * Remove a lot of the parts were Eli is rude to his siblings.
 * Less product placement.

The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

 * Give "cat language" a better name. Seriously, "cat language".

Twilight

 * Remove the plot holes.
 * Not making Bella a Mary Sue.
 * Make Edward a teenage boy without vampire features.
 * Not making the vampires sparkle.
 * STOP. 👏 ROMANTICIZING. 👏 ABUSIVE. 👏 RELATIONSHIPS.

Junie B. Jones series

 * Better grammar and spelling. I get that she's a little kid, but I have never met kids who spoke like Junie B.
 * Junie B. is more likable.
 * Tone down the usage of "hate," "stupid," and "dumb."
 * Not making Junie B. complain constantly.
 * Have it teach good morals.
 * Mrs.' name is revealed. In addition, Junie B. doesn't address her teacher as Mrs.

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

 * Have the author actually do research on autism, to make Chris's characterization accurate and not stereotypical.
 * Make the characters way more believable.
 * Chris's parents aren't abusive.
 * Get rid of the part where Chris bashes religion.
 * Don't have Chris get into too detail about everything, especially the part when he was peeing.

Eleanor and Park

 * First of all, give Park an actual Korean name instead of a surname as a first name.
 * Eleanor isn't an annoying bitch.
 * Park doesn't constantly whine about everything.
 * Get rid of the casual racism and race fetishizing.
 * Get rid of the power imbalance and the weird descriptions of Eleanor wanting to eat Park.
 * The two black girls don't have stereotypical names and
 * Park starts to accept and embrace his Korean heritage near the end of the story.
 * Park's mom has an actual Korean name, and she doesn't change her name to a westernized one once she moves to America.
 * Add actual references to Korean culture in the book.
 * Kung fu and taekwondo aren't the same thing so stop using them as synonyms for each other.
 * Eleanor's siblings also run away from their abusive family.