How to Make RNW Shows Bad

Note: Please keep this alphabetized, for the sake of making life easier.

By context, a RNW show is any original series that airs on The Random Channel or The Steamed Clams Channel.

Down on the Farm

 * Make it live-action.
 * Make it a ripoff of SuperMarioLogan.
 * Make it TV-MA.
 * Get rid of the Pokémon.
 * Fill it to the brim with so much offensive humour.
 * Each episode ends with the characters falling asleep to a sleep-inducing lullaby.
 * Add constant cursing.
 * Fill it with fart jokes.

Evelyn's Adventures
Note: This is an upcoming project, so not much reasons are gonna be added here.
 * The show is called "The lit af adventures of Evelyn".
 * The show is aimed for toddlers.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * The show is a rip-off of Dora the Explorer and RBUK.
 * Put a dance scene in a episode that has characters doing a bunch of twerking, dabbing, and flossing.
 * Make the pacing too fast.
 * Make the animation look like The Adventures of Kid Danger.
 * All of the characters are either annoying, one-sided, unlikeable, or all of the personalities combined.

The AuSome Six!
Note: Just like Evelyn's Adventures, this project is on hold, therefore this list is incomplete.
 * Change the name to Teh Awtisum Armeh!.
 * The logo is a parody of the Autism Speaks logo.
 * Have it rip off of Teen Titans GO!, ClassicaLoid, and Miraculous Ladybug.
 * The animation looks like a cross between Sanjay and Craig, The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show, and The Problem Solverz.
 * The theme song is a bass-boosted recording of a person screaming into a microphone with kazoos and airhorns as instrumentals.
 * Each episode has at least 10 musical numbers, and all of the songs are really annoying.
 * There are constant animation errors.
 * Fill it with offensive memes.
 * The show reinforces negative autism stereotypes.
 * There is very little plot in any of the episodes.
 * All of the characters speak with very bad grammar.
 * Call the AuSome Six Teh Awtisum Armeh instead. (Since that it what the show is called now).
 * The antivaxxers are good and the AuSome Six Teh Awtisum Armeh are bad.
 * The AuSome Six Awtisum Armeh always lose and are very weak.
 * Get rid of the Badges and the whole thing about the Six Values.
 * All of the characters are annoying, unlikeable, and one-sided.
 * Add a bunch of useless characters that have no relevance to the plot.
 * The members of the AuSome Six Awtisum Armeh all act like caricatures instead of real people.
 * The Dream House is replaced with a small, ordinary tent.
 * The AuSome Six Awtisum Armeh's flashbacks are all historically inaccurate, to the point that it is ridiculously bad.
 * Get rid of AuSome Mode, therefore the AuSome Six Awtisum Armeh don't have powers.
 * The AuSome Six Teh Awtisum Armeh came back to life as the result of a secret government experiment.
 * Fill it with unfunny pop culture references.
 * Fill it with epilepsy-inducing flashy scenes.
 * Make it super edgy.
 * All of the humor is forced and unfunny.
 * Add an episode about fidget spinners.
 * There is a running gag involving the Six which a character asks who they are and they say their catchphrase.
 * Each member of the Six has a cringey catchphrase, each of which are said at inappropriate times:
 * Einstein's catchphrase is "We're going on a mission, start the countdown!"
 * Newton's catchphrase is "Unless we're talking about yo big fat mama!"
 * Mozart's catchphrase is "Come and rock me!"
 * Jefferson's catchprase is "You're on your own awesome, wow."
 * Dickinson's catchphrase is "Hold my flower."
 * Tesla's catchphrase is "Edison is not a real scientist."
 * Make Karen Chungus and other meme characters as characters, just like in earlier versions of the show.
 * Chris-Chan and Sammyclassicsonicfan appear as main characters.
 * It gets a crossover with The Breadwinners.
 * Give it over 100 seasons.
 * Give it a low-budget live-action reboot.

The original

 * Make Justin Bieber good.

The Bunkest

 * Keep the Sagwa-related stuff.

The Gayarchy

 * Make it "The Straightarchy" instead.
 * The straights are the good guys.
 * Include a bunch of homophobic rhetoric.
 * Make Guido a character.
 * Fill it with fetish scenes.

The Timmy Jimmy Show

 * The thumbnails are just made up of 3D shapes
 * Timmy Jimmy is really dumb

Reboot

 * TBA

The adventures of NaClare and Emma

 * Make the animation look like Puss and Boots: a furry tale.
 * Put it on Nick Jr.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * The show is a rip off of Dora the explorer.
 * Make it be produced by Gaiam Entertainment.