Potty Song Blues

Just a weird song I found on YouTube. right

Lyrics
Oh, monkeys get to do it, And elephants get to do it, And no one ever yells or says they're naughty. But when I have to do it, When mommy has to do it, We always have to do it in the potty.

Oh, tigers get to do it, And hippopotamus get to do it, And sometimes on the ground they leave a spotty, But when I have to do it, When daddy has to do it, We always have to do it in the potty.

It's not fair! It's not fair! The animals get to do it anywhere. It's not right! It's not right! I always have to do it out of sight.

Oh, zebras get to do it, And rhinocerus get to do it, And the leopard has some spots right on his body, But when I have to do it, When my friends have to do it, We always have to do it in the potty.

It's not fair! It's not fair! The animals get to do it everywhere. It's not good! It's not good! I always have to do it where I should.

Oh, birds and bees can do it, And chicks and ducks can do it, And everyone is calm and la-dee-da-dee. But when I have to do, When people have to do it, We always have to do it the potty. Why do I have to do it in the potty? I guess I'll have to do in the---potty.