How to Make RNW Shows Bad

Note: Please keep this alphabetized, for the sake of making life easier.

By context, a RNW show is any original series that airs on The Random Channel or The Steamed Clams Channel.

A title with a dagger (†) after it is on hold, and a double dagger (‡) is dead.

A Slice of Furry Life

 * Have it air on modern-era Cartoon Network.
 * The animation looks like The Adventures of Kid Danger.
 * All of the characters are offensive LGBT stereotypes.
 * Make it a ripoff of O.K.K.O..

Down on the Farm ‡

 * Make it live-action.
 * Make it a ripoff of SuperMarioLogan.
 * Madi and Wolfie are humans instead of Sapi Pokémon.
 * Make it TV-MA.
 * Get rid of the Pokémon.
 * Fill it to the brim with so much offensive humour.
 * Add constant cursing.
 * Fill it with fart jokes.
 * Add a bunch of useless characters that have no relevance to the plot.
 * Each episode ends with the characters falling asleep to a sleep-inducing lullaby.

Evelyn's Adventures ‡
Note: This is an upcoming project, so not much reasons are gonna be added here.
 * The show is called "The lit af adventures of Evelyn".
 * The show is aimed for toddlers.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * The show is a rip-off of Dora the Explorer and RBUK.
 * Add a useless character that doesn't do anything except dance and T-pose in the background.
 * Put a dance scene in a episode that has characters doing a bunch of twerking, dabbing, and flossing.
 * Make the pacing too fast.
 * Make the animation look like The Adventures of Kid Danger.
 * All of the characters are either annoying, one-sided, unlikeable, or all of the personalities combined.

(Mis)adventures Of Wabuu

 * Fill every episode with product placement for Jilly Juice and McDonald's.
 * Wabuu twerks, dabs, and Fortnite and Tik Tok dances in every episode.
 * Make it a original to an obscure and terrible streaming service.
 * Make the colors extremely saturated like The Problem Solverz.
 * The animation resembles a Video Brinquedo movie.
 * Make everyone stupid and unlikeable.
 * Wabuu is voiced by Rob Schneider.
 * Give it crossovers with this page's version of The AuSome Six!  Teh Awtisum Armeh!.
 * Replace Theresa with Chris Chan.

How To Ruin The Episodes!

 * Oh! Heavenly Raccoon: Wabuu keeps his voice even as Benji Chase.

No Man's Pirates

 * Have the first episode actually plagiarize Tubb the Pirate.
 * Change the name to The Pirates That Don't Do Anything.
 * The theme song is a crappy version of "The Pirates That Don't Do Anything" from VeggieTales.
 * The animation looks like Angela Anaconda.
 * Make the pacing way too slow (hence the renamed title).
 * No music.
 * In some episodes, the No Man's Pirates try to eat each other.
 * Whenever anyone talks to the audience, it's a la Dora the Explorer.
 * Reverse the roles of the bad guys and the good guys.
 * The characters will scream "Arr, me fuckin' mateys!" at inappropriate times.
 * Every 30 seconds, a character sneezes or farts.
 * Make it unnecessarily edgy.
 * The show gets sillier instead of more serious as the series goes on.
 * Cap'n Madi's sword is replaced by a talking rifle named Amy.
 * Spud the Brave's dialouge consists of only burping. Yes, really. Just burping and nothing else.
 * The series only lasts for one season and it ends with a cliffhanger.

Peanut Otter's Disco †

 * Have it animated with ugly CGI.
 * There are no real voice actors and all of the characters are voiced with Google Translate text-to-speech.
 * All of crossovers are bad.
 * All of the pop culture references are forced, obscure, and unfunny.
 * Let Timebomb stay.
 * Keep the Sagwa-related stuff.
 * Keep the child pregnancy episodes.
 * Give it over 100 seasons.

Shitpost †

 * Have it animated with Windows Live Movie Maker and MS paint.
 * Fill it with memes that were funny in 2011.
 * Give it Tails Gets Trolled vibes.

Or, if you want to do this the creator's way...

 * Not cancelling it.

The adventures of NaClare and Emma †

 * Make the animation look like Puss and Boots: a furry tale.
 * Put it on Nick Jr.
 * The characters talk to the audience.
 * The show is a rip off of Dora the explorer.
 * Make it be produced by Gaiam Entertainment.

The AuSome Six!
tl;dr - the show becomes an offensive memefest

The original

 * Have the whole series made by Idea Wiki instead.
 * It airs on Disney Channel.
 * Make it low-budget and live-action.
 * Replace "It's Gonna Be Fine" with "I Love You" from Barney and Friends.
 * The show is told from the Autotunerz's perspective.
 * Justin Bieber and the Autotunerz are good.

The Bunker 2.0

 * Have it done in Foodfight!-esque CGI.
 * All of the characters are dumb and unlikeable.
 * Add a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.

The Bunker Cast Away

 * Make the animation look like Leo the Lion.
 * Make it a Planet Sheen rip-off.

The Bunk

 * Make it a ripoff of The Loud House.
 * The characters don't have mouths so they move their arms when they talk.

The Bunkest

 * Have it animated by Dingo Pictures.
 * Timebomb, the Sagwa characters, and the cat sex is still kept.
 * Papa John is an ugly hairless cat.
 * BONUS: When she meows, she meows so loudly that you can’t hear the other characters.
 * Madi Shinx hates the other Bunkmates and is often rude to them.
 * MegaToon1234 appears in every episode, usually as a background character where he is in t-pose mode.

The Gayarchy †

 * Make it The Straightarchy instead.
 * The straights are the good guys.
 * Include a bunch of homophobic rhetoric.
 * Make Guido a character.
 * Fill it with fetish scenes.
 * Make it get a low-budget live-action reboot.

The Jesuses ‡

 * Have it made by the same people who made Strawinsky and the Mysterious House.
 * Have it use similar CGI.
 * The theme song is to the tune of the Dora the Explorer theme song.
 * Cram it with fundamentalist Christian messages.
 * Each episode has at least 10 musical numbers, and all of the songs are really annoying.
 * BONUS: The songs are all crappy versions of Veggietales songs.
 * Make it a ripoff of VeggieTales.
 * Have it aimed at toddlers.
 * Despite this, it is filled with inappropriate content.
 * Each episode ends with the six Jesuses saying "Listen to us or else Satan will get you!".

The Timmy Jimmy Show ‡

 * The thumbnails are just made up of 3D shapes.
 * Timmy Jimmy is really dumb.

Reboot

 * Make the animation Video Brinquendo-esque.
 * All of the pop culture references and crossovers are bad.

Welcome to My World (2020 series)

 * Have it poorly animated with Adobe Flash (or Animate as of now).
 * Make it a rip-off to The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! and Pororo the Little Penguin.
 * The characters only talk in swearing.
 * Remove Phoebe's love interest, Kylo, completely from the show.
 * It isn't really that wacky.
 * The theme songs is actually the Johnny Test (Season 2-6) Theme Song.
 * Franco dies from rabies when he gets bitten by Phoebe one episode.
 * Have it air on Nickelodeon.
 * The main character, Derek, always do nothing but twerk on-screen in front of our face, and even does pure Tik-Tok cringe.
 * One sentence... *inhales* TOO MANY POINTLESS POP CULTURE REFERENCES!!! *exhales*