How To Make Bad Video Games Worse

E.T.

 * Make a high-definition sequel to this game, kinda.
 * They did that in the AVGN Movie (which is good to begin with), then why not in real-life?
 * The graphics are messier than they were.
 * Annoying low-quality chiptune music plays in the background.

Sonic '06

 * Sonic marries Elise
 * The final boss is 500 silvers (A.K.A.: ITS NO USE INTENSIFIES )
 * Make it the last game in the series (What a horrible way to end off.)
 * Add more glitches and crashes.

Sonic Genesis (GBA)

 * Add more glitches, crashes, and such.

Superman 64

 * Worsen the controls even more.
 * Have only 5 seconds to complete each task.

Hotel Mario

 * The final boss are the Wario bros., and the battle is very anti-climatic, with Wario farting and eating garlic in the middle of battle and Waluigi screaming " WALUIGI TIME!" before attacking with a tennis racket at a very short range. Both would "WAH" every 5 seconds.
 * Oh yeah, Waluigi didn't exist yet until 2000.
 * Bowser becomes killed off after defeating him and rescuing Princess Peach.
 * Make it be on other consoles.
 * Make it the last Mario game.

Every game for a property made, owned, or owned today by Mattel

 * Bad graphics.
 * Terrible music.

Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

 * Elise is a playable character
 * And her new sidekick is....Spoiler alert! It's Buhdeuce from Breadwinners.