Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs

The title says "Potato Chips"

and yes, its english, and no, it isnt code.

the way you pronounce potato chips is Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs



Explanation
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This unusual rendering of "potato chips" is based on ghoti, which as you may know, is pronounced "fish" (/fɪʃ/). It is made of the following letter clusters:
 * gh - pronounced /p/ in "hiccough", a rare spelling of "hiccup".
 * ough - pronounced /oʊ/ or /əʊ/ in words like "dough" and "though". The digraph ⟨gh⟩ used to be pronounced /x/, but now it isn't.
 * pt - pronounced /t/ in words like "ptomaine" and "pterodactyl". These words are from Greek roots via French, where the digraph is pronounced /pt/. This pronunciation was simplified to /t/ in English.
 * eigh - pronounced /eɪ/ in words like "eight" and "weigh". The digraph ⟨gh⟩ used to be pronounced /x/, but now it isn't.
 * bt - pronounced /t/ in words like "doubt" and "debt". These words are from Latin roots via French and are spelled with ⟨b⟩ to reflect their Latin origin.
 * eau - pronounced /oʊ/ or /əʊ/ in words like "nouveau" and "flambeau". These words are from French.
 * tch - pronounced /tʃ/ in words like "catch" and "itch".
 * o - pronounced /ɪ/ in "women".
 * gh - pronounced /p/ in "hiccough", a rare spelling of "hiccup".
 * s - pronounced /s/ in many words. I guess no one found a wacky spelling for this one. That's a shame.

Comments
I love ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs

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