Random-ness School

It may seem bad that Random City has a school but this school is FUN! It has games and recess and buttons that transport the knowledge into ur head.

Teachers

 * Mr. Meap
 * Proffessor Perry
 * Professor Pikachu
 * Doctor Heniz Doof.
 * Mr. Woody the cowboy
 * Mr. Lightyear
 * Mr. Alvin
 * Mr. Greg Heffley
 * Mr. Onece-ler
 * Mr. Mike
 * Proffesar Mitch the Mustache
 * Cheeralie
 * Professor Lorax
 * Mr. Ferb
 * Professor Bleap
 * Miss Kittygirl
 * Mr.Angry Bird
 * Ms. Bluey
 * Ms. Bingo
 * Ms. Calypso
 * Mr. Dylan D
 * Mrs. Dolly D
 * Mr. Kenny
 * Mr. Stan
 * Mr. Cartman
 * Mr. Kyle
 * Mr. Bart
 * Mrs. Lisa
 * Mr. Troll
 * Mr. Meme Man
 * Mr. Shrek
 * Professor Dawkins D
 * Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick
 * Mr. Flim Flam
 * Mr. Name Jeff
 * Professor Membrane
 * Mr. Joe (don't ask what his last name is he will literally kill you)
 * Mr. Klunk
 * Mr. Su Tart
 * Mr. Shop
 * Dr. Acula (He got fired a few years ago for physically harassing vulnerable children)
 * Señor Chang
 * Mr. Finn
 * Mrs. Frizzle
 * Mr. Ratburn
 * The Nutty Professor (Jerry Lewis)
 * The Nutty Professor (Eddie Murphy)
 * Professor Finbarr Calamitous
 * Ms. Milli
 * Mr. Geo
 * Mr. Bot
 * Add moar!

Main Classes

 * Random-ness Fundamentals
 * Drawing and Painting
 * Playing Minecraft
 * Underwater Basket Weaving
 * Random Region History
 * Pie and Cake Studies
 * Randomology
 * Critical Literary Analysis of Pooh Goes Poop Films
 * English Language Arts

Optional Classes (Electives)

 * Cheesepuff Arithmetic
 * Ancient Egyptian Algebra
 * Simple Chemistry
 * World History
 * History of Paperclips
 * Physical Education
 * Ferb Latin
 * Crushing Sodapop Cans With Slats of Wood and Other Materials
 * Staring at the Sun
 * Band
 * Business
 * Basic Chicken Frying
 * Advanced Chicken Frying
 * Fart Physics
 * Meapist Studies
 * Making Shoes out of Salami
 * Transportation Studies
 * Graphic Design is my passion
 * History of Hot Dog Condiments
 * Choir
 * Home Wreck Home Ec (I'll give five bucks to whoever gets this reference)
 * Drama
 * Sociology
 * Political Science
 * Cheesecake Ceramics
 * The Art of Cool
 * Mr. Klunk's Propaganda Studies (this course is known for being taught by Uncle Klunk's mentally deranged son, Gary Klunk)
 * Shop (the one where you make stuff out of wood, not the one where you buy things... just so we're clear)
 * Oceanography
 * Random Medicine Studies
 * Totally Real Magic Studies
 * Memeology
 * Video Game Fart History
 * Playing tic-tac-toe on teachers who have large foreheads (whoever gets the highest score of the day wins a pizza party for their whole homeroom!)
 * Playboi Carti Language Lessons
 * Advanced Hot Dog Eating
 * Filmmaking and Editing
 * Family Studies
 * Family Guy Studies
 * Physical Education
 * Playing Roblox
 * Meme Design
 * Making Episodes for the Invader Zim Fanseries (No cringy GIR worshippers allowed)
 * Watching Astra Spend A Whole Hour (or more lol) Deciding Which Character to Use as Her Profile Picture

Clubs
Yes, we have clubs! Whoever said we don't have clubs was lying.
 * Hot Dog and Hamburger Eating Club
 * Among Us Players Club
 * 472 Fan Club
 * Shitposting Club
 * List Making Club
 * Fishing Club
 * Diary of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay Club (please join they need a Rowley)
 * Club for Sand from My Front Walkway: Edible but Pretty Disgusting
 * Backyardigans Roleplay Club (I'm Pablo so no one be Pablo!!!!)
 * Nickelodeon's Drama Club
 * Teeth Club
 * Garfield Fan Club
 * Family Guy Character Analysis Club
 * Ratatouille Fan Club
 * Big Floppa and Sogga Fan Club
 * iCarly and VeggieTales Crossover Roleplay Club (please join they're about to cut the funding)
 * Rubbadubbers Roleplay Club (please join, they need a Reg)
 * Gaming Club
 * FAttY SPiNS Appreciation Society
 * K-Pop Fan Club (no "unpopular kpop opinions" video makers allowed because y'all don't know how to act)
 * Hyperpop Appreciation Society (if you claim to be a fan of hyperpop but only know/listen to 100 gecs you're banned brother)
 * Amnesty International
 * Filmmaking Club

Monday and Tuesday/Thursday and Friday

 * 11:30 AM - Bus Stop Pick Up
 * 11:50 PM - Arrival at School/Short Recess
 * 12:00 PM - Random-ness Fundamentals
 * 1:00 PM - Drawing and Painting
 * 1:30 PM - Playing Minecraft
 * 2:00 PM - Random Region History
 * 2:50 PM - Lunch
 * 3:00 PM - Recess
 * 5:00 PM - Period 5
 * 5:30 PM - Period 6
 * 6:00 PM - Period 7
 * 6:30 PM - Period 8
 * 7:00 PM - Dinner
 * 7:15 PM - Club Activities/Recess
 * 7:40 PM - Bus Stop To Home
 * 8:00 PM - End of School Day

Wednesday
Wednesdays have shorter schedules than other school days.


 * 11:30 AM - Bus Stop Pick Up
 * 11:50 PM - Arrival at School/Short Recess
 * 12:00 PM - Underwater Basket Weaving
 * 1:00 PM - Pie and Cake Studies
 * 1:30 PM - Critical Literary Analysis of Pooh Goes Poop Films/English Language Arts
 * 2:00 PM - Randomology
 * 2:50 PM - Lunch
 * 3:00 PM - Recess
 * 5:00 PM - Bus Stop To Home
 * 5:20 PM - End of School Day

Recess
Recess in Random-ness School lasts around 2 hours. There are many activities and areas to explore. Such as:

Buildings/Areas

 * Random-ness School Museum: A building which is a replica what Random-ness School looked like over a decade ago. It has exhibits dedicated to famous students and multiple important RNS events of the past and present.
 * Crystal Waters: A giant water park known for its multiple colorful, oddly shaped slides, which can be seen all around the school. It has many pools of varying sizes, as well as a snack/drink bar (EVERYTHING ON DA MENU IZ FREE!!!!!!!!!)
 * Random Mini Speedway: A go-kart track that is about a 1/3 mile and has multiple turns. The track also includes a snack bar, in which snacks cost from 50 cents to $25. Alongside this, Random Mini Speedway also has its own gift shop.
 * Potatovision Odeon: An enormous movie theatre that screens family-friendly and occasional PG-13 movies. It sells popcorn, frozen yogurt, nachos and many different kinds of soda. Students are allowed to bring their own food into the theatre.

Comments
Can I add classes or are they planned

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 13:24, 11 July 2021 (UTC)

We can add classes. I don't think they're planned.

-- Scary Wallpaper (Tornadospeed) (talk) 16:26, 11 July 2021 (UTC)

Finally a school that actually teaches you something you will use in the real world.

-- PizzaPizzaYumYum (talk) 19:08, 13 July 2021 (UTC)

Somebody just trashed the page

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 00:29, 31 July 2021 (UTC)