Rage Against the Greentext

>Be Astra >Attempt to get into Rage's music because you heard Renegades of Funk once in the car on the way to school in your freshman year and you really liked it >Listen to Killing in the Name for the first time cuz why not? >Ask Discord Bot to rate the band

>Discord Bot gives the band a bad rating

>Don't react strongly, don't smile, don't frown >Say this

>Slowly realize that Killing in the Name kinda sucks actually >Think "Oh maybe it's gonna pick up. The intro was really good but the song itself is boring :(" >It doesn't pick up >Wait >It still doesn't pick up >Ragequit

>Realize you said "imma" instead of "I'm gonna" (your mental state was so impaired by this one song that it caused a temporary rift in your daily lexicon) >Immediately rush to Spotify and frantically put The Clash on >Proceed to listen to Rock the Casbah on repeat >I like The Clash :)

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ooooh Charlene's on lightning

-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 02:03, 21 October 2021 (UTC)