100 Most Random Ways to Be Random

ATTENTION: This list is incomplete.

There are many random ways to be random. Some are more random than others. What follows is a list of the most random ways to be random as told by scientist peeps.

104: Set stuff on fire.
Pretty much self explanitory. As long as what you burn doesn't get you arrested, burn it!!!!1!

103: Ear wax sculptures.
Don't clean your ears for weeks. When you think you have enough filth in your ears, pull it out via cue tips. Then, sculpt your masterpiece! (Seriously, these things go for big bucks at art sales.)

102: Watch Regular Show.
It's anything but.

101: Prank call people.
All you need is a phone, the white pages, and a cool head. Pick a random person and dial it up!

100: Chalk + Elevator = Random.
Every time you go somewhere, bring some chalk with you. If you get on an elevator, you can use it to be random. Simply draw a square around you and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

99: Blow dryers.
Aim these things out of your car window at other peeps and watch their reactions. (NOTE: This is more for insane people, so don't do it on a regular basis. Then again, what do you do on a regular basis?)

98: Wear a fedora all the time.
In case you don't know, a fedora is a hat.

97: Bacon in the soap.
Go to the store and buy the best bacon you can find. Take it home and cook it. After that, eat as much of it as you can. Finally, put whatever is left in your soap.

96: Chocolate cake.
Eat it a lot, share it a lot, rub it on yourself a lot. Chocolate cake: It's the answer to everything.

95: Nothing.
There is no #95. Why? 'Cause it's random! Duh!

94: Q.
Puqt thisq letqter qin rqandom wordqs youq wrqite. Sqay itq's qa sileqnt Q.

93: Be smart, act stupid.
Do you really need an explanation?

92: Wear a fake mustache.
They can be found at party stores, dollar stores, and wherever random stuff is sold.

91: Read stuff about fried chicken while placing flowers in a vase and eating a hockey puck.
It's called multi-tasking.

90: Draw stick people.
You don't even need to ask. It is very straightforward.

89: Meap.
Obsess about him. Hang Meap posters in your room, wear Meap clothing, anything that involves Meap.

88: Easter Island music.
Buy a bunch of it, burn it to a CD, and play it with a boombox. Carry the boombox with you, and people will either call you random or throw the boombox across the street.

87: Monsters under the bed.
Act like they exist. 'Cause they are awesome. And junk.

86: Nothing.
There is no #86. Why? 'Cause I said so, that's why!

85: Random text.
Write a bunch of random text in notepad. Then, save it onto your hard drive. Finally, post it on Fanfiction.net under the name "Phineas and Ferb Die." You should expect to be banned in 2-4 business days, give-or-take.

84: Presidential e-mail/phone call.
E-mail or call the White House. Say that the president's socks smell funny. Cross your fingers and hope you don't get arrested.

83: Hamboning.
Because sometimes the best thing you can do is slap yourself all over your body.

82: Hot dog flag fire.
Draw a picture of the hot dog flag in pen or pencil. Make it really big. Then, carry it into your downtown streets and burn it!

81: Aspiring artist, unaspiring artwork.
Spend a lot of time drawing things in MS Paint. Post them to the internets.

80: Have your own random catchphrase.
Read the name, dummy. (NOTE: Must be original or unoriginal only!)

79: Loud, annoying, unnecessary numbers.
Go downtown, pick a spot on the sidewalk, and count backwards from 1,000. Loudly.

78: Text random people.
Text everyone, even if you don't know who the heck they are!

77: Say "7" after every word.
Because7 sometimes7 normal7 randomness7 can7 be7 annoying7 or7 boring7.Why7 not7 be7 random7 THIS7 way7?

76: Play "Dance Central."
MO IS AWESOME AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE AND SHTUFFS!!!!!

75: Have a strange pet.
Strange pets include a platypus, a ferret, a pig, a dinosaur, a cassowary, an ostrich, a water buffalo, a gnu, and a coypu, among others.

74: Paper clip public art.
Take a bunch of paper clips, bend them together, and put them in public areas. More than likely, they will either be marveled at or thrown away.

73: Sing to a stranger.
Any song will be acceptable, especially songs by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

72: Play a random instrument.
It can be a kazoo, a ukelele, a balalaika, or any instrument found unusual.

71: Hot, but cold.
When lots of people are looking, put an ice cube in your mouth. Then, spit it out and say, "Hot, hot, hot!"

70: Pickle flag fire.
Same as #82, but with the pickle flag.

69: Speak Braille.
If you can speak Braille, you can learn to communicate with blind-random people more thoroughly. Reading Braille also helps.

68: Create an -inator.
Don't steal them, especially the Giant Penguin Icy Freeze-Your-Socks-Off Breath-inator Thingy.

67: Copy and paste.
If you copy and paste things into your website profiles at random, copy and paste this into your Wikia account.

66: Be one with your shoe size.
If you do not know what that means, you may need to refer to a random-fu sensei. Either that, or you can take the hard way and watch Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

65: Cats, cats, and more cats.
Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Cats Dogs.

64: Spam the buttons.
Don't try playing Guitar Hero III, just spam the guitar keys.

63: Be a certified random-ologist.
Enroll in the School of Random today!

62: Buy a Turtle
Get one from Petco

61: Take your Turtle For a Walk
Give it a leash and walk it to the local dog park. Let it swim in a fountain.

60: Give Your Turtle A Coat
Make one out of random materials. Anything is exceptable as long as other people know it is a type of clothing.