100 Ways to be Random! (Tyler’s version)

100: ŁØG
What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs,

and rolls over your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack

and fits on your back?

it's log, log, log!

it's log, log!

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.

it's log, log!

it's better than bad, it's good!

Everyone wants a log!

You're gonna love it, log!

Come on and get your log!

Everyone needs a log!

log, log, log!

(whistle)

Log, from Blammo!

99: Chips Amogus
Don’t scroll past this or you will miss the epik taste of SUS

98: Click “Random Page” in the top bar on this wiki (or any wiki)
the most randomnest thing on the toolbar

97: Read some of Stimpys fanmail
Do you take suggestions

-- Ren Höek (talk) 18:22, 29 July 2021 (UTC)

Yea

-- Stimpson J. Cat (talk) 18:23, 29 July 2021 (UTC)

On July 29th, 2021, you should delete your account

-- Ren Höek (talk) 18:24, 29 July 2021 (UTC)

Well Ren, I have a suggestion for YOU. On July 29th, 2021, I suggest you start running

-- Stimpson J. Cat (talk) 18:25, 29 July 2021 (UTC)

95: How do I type
you just typed lmao

94: The Donut Menu
we only have Hertz flavor

93: The bozo is coming
to slaughter your wife

92: change n stuff
I’m outta ideas so we’re going to just copy pages from this wiki onto here

91: Sploshybeard
Sploshybeard is a starfish with a beard who is Tubb the Pirate's first mate. She looks out for people with her telescope (made of toilet rolls), and she's usually the one that digs up treasure. She stores a bunch of stuff in her hat (which is a hammerspace), such as her telescope and shovel, which logically should not fit in there.

90: Randomness Museum
The Random-ness Museum was founded by Ultimatehero in 2011, located in Random City of Random Region. The museum features a wide variety of random stuff, you name it, we have that. All of Random-ness Museum's exhibitions, receptions, and artist interviews are free and open to the public. Do not steal though, you'll go to jail for a looonggg time

89: Random Trains
The Random Region Railroad is the Random Region's random railroad. It is run by the government.

88: Roster
File:Bluebonnetsindinkleburg.jpg

Tracks in Dinkleburg

Even though the locomotives and equipment running the RRR are often times leased from North American railroads, a fair fraction of the rolling stock operated is actually owned by the railroad. Here is a roster of the various pieces of equipment used by the RRR:

87: All-Time Motive Power

 * 4 ex-CN GMD GP40-2L(W) locomotives (2003-present)
 * 5 EMD SD70ACe locomotives (2006-present)
 * 9 EMD SD80ACe locomotives (2012-present)
 * 8 ex-USATC MRS-1 locomotives (1980's-present, used as mixed traffic engines, mixed EMD and ALCO-built locomotives)
 * 9 ex-MKT (neé CR) EMD GP38-2 locomotives (1998-present, used as mixed traffic engines)
 * 9 ex-SOU EMD GP40 locomotives (1998-present, all high hoods)
 * 3 ex-CN GMD F9 locomotives (1991-present)
 * 2 ex-CN MLW HR616 locomotives (1990's-present)
 * 3 ex-CN GMD SD40-2F locomotives (2012-present)
 * 4 DLM AG 4-6-2 steam locomotives (1994-present)
 * 8 China Railways SY 2-8-2 steam locomotives (1991-present)
 * 3 leased China Railways ND5 locomotives (May 15-June 4, 2006, leased units numbered 0006, 0140, and 0085, returned to China Railways after the railroad bought EMD SD70ACe's)

86: Rolling Stock

 * RED, BLU, GRN, PRL, BLK, ORG, GRY, and other Mann corp marked pieces of rolling stock
 * 920 flatcars (including center-beam and coil cars)
 * 300 boxcars
 * 450 refrigerator cars
 * 600 covered hopper cars
 * 400 beverage syrup tankers

85: Pooh Goes Poop 11: Meme Le Meme Trololol XD
Pooh Goes Poop 11: Meme Le Meme Trololol XD is the le eleventh PGP film. It features le troll meme face XD and capitalism.

84: Plot
One day, Pooh recieves a package at his doorstep. He expects it to be the extra-strength toilet paper he ordered 6-8 business days ago, but instead he finds a pure memes inside. Pooh does the le pure memes and starts memeing it up random xD. But then Pooh's house hella explodes and the rest of the memes are assumed to be lost in the fire. Pooh gets sad and mopes around alot. Then Christopher Robin tells him that he doesn't need pure memes to meme it up hard xD. All he needs is the memes in his heart. Pooh memes again and then Darby jumps out from behind a bush and reveals that she set Pooh's house on fire and stole the le pure memes. Pooh summons the power of memes, friendship and weed (but mostly memes and weed) to defeat Darby and send her back to the shadow realm. Rest in fecking pieces

82: Government
As a nation, the Random Region has it's own government.


 * President: Ace Lad
 * Vice President: Uncle Klunk
 * President of Girlbossery: Choerryism
 * Senators: Ace Lad, Uncle Klunk, PTT Helen, The Fat Controller, TheworldofBingbang32
 * Rabbi: TheworldofBingbang32
 * Pasta Pope: CompliensCreator00
 * Butter Bishop: Scary Wallpaper
 * Supreme Court Head: Shiny Giratina.
 * Treasurers: Ace Lad
 * Secretary: Ace Lad
 * Person in charge of shoving a rolled up comic up the Pasta Pope's b-b-b-butt: TheworldofBingbang32
 * American Ambassador: Maxwell is dead
 * British Ambassador: Michael Rosen
 * Mountain Dew Fan: Master ventus
 * Drunk 15-year old: Finnp
 * Soviet Marshal: Scary Wallpaper
 * Greeny Phatom Fan Ambassador: TheChromePerson
 * Only Person in the Mental Asylum Right Now: OrangeBird2013
 * GoAnimate Fan Ambassador: MegaToon1234
 * Girl Power Leader: Greatness The NightWing
 * Transportation Commissioner: CompliensCreater00
 * Ice Cream Truck License Giver: Ace Lad
 * Outdated Meme Detector: Choerryism
 * Lord of Sandviches: Heavy Weapons Guy
 * Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces (a.k.a Plum Forces): Michael Rosen
 * Minister of Entertainment: AStranger195
 * Hobo Who Sleeps on the Front Lawn of the Government Building: Scary Wallpaper
 * Chief Propagandist: Uncle Klunk
 * Director of Keeping It Real: Scary Wallpaper

Citizen Requirements:

 * RANDOM XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * XD
 * Disney XD
 * Don't cut off the pasta pope's pee-pee.
 * Don't joke or prank, or else you shall be arrested and hauled off to tortures and punishments too gruesome to mention.
 * Never say that the Official Outdatod Meme Elert is outdated. It is timeless.

80: Banned from the Random Region

 * The word "Smexy®".

79: Things trademarked by our government

 * The word "Smexy®"
 * The number 1337®
 * Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!®

Gallery
...Is a shop in The Random Mall. It sells all things Nickelodeon.

Spongebob Stuff

 * Bikini Bottom Aquarium Decor
 * Squidwards Painting
 * Clarinets
 * Spongebob Macaroni and Cheese
 * A stand that sells Krabby Patties (veggie burgers since there is NO meat in a Krabby Patty.) and Chum
 * A Remote Control Gary
 * TBA

Rugrats Stuff

 * Rugrats Story Books
 * Plushies (All the babies, Spike, and Reptar)
 * Reptar Bars
 * TBA

Ren and Stimpy Stuff

 * The “You Eediot” Ablum
 * Video games
 * Powdered Toast
 * Every Log toy
 * All of Stimpys Miniature inventions
 * My little brother doll
 * The Giant Tooth
 * Rubber Nipples
 * Plushies of Ren, Stimpy, Sven, Powdered Toast Man, Mr. Horse, and Muddy Mudskipper
 * TBA

iCarly Stuff

 * The Computer
 * Replicas of the props
 * Pear Phones
 * TBA

Loud House and Casagrandes stuff
They share store space because the latter is a spinoff of the former.
 * Character toys and collectible figurines (including huge LEGO sets!)
 * All the comic volumes
 * DVD sets
 * Display case with all the money scammed by Carl inside
 * Replica of Ronnie Anne's skateboard
 * Twelve is Midnight merch for the Sid stans in the audience
 * Plushies of the various animals in both shows (Froggy 2, Hops, Charles, Adelaide's marmoset posse, Lalo, etc)
 * Plushies of the human characters as well

Blaze and the Monster Machines stuff

 * DVD sets
 * Life-sized replicas of the Monster Machines.
 * The snowplow from The Race Around the Earth.
 * Mini replicas of Crusher's cheats.
 * Plushies of the Monster Machines

Dora the Explorer and Go, Diego, Go! stuff

 * Backpacks with Maps (yes they do talk)
 * Rescue Packs (yes they do talk)
 * Video watches
 * Star Pockets (with actual stars!!)
 * DVD sets
 * Plushies of the main characters

Blue's Clues stuff

 * Plushies of the characters
 * The real Thinking Chair
 * Handy Dandy Notebooks

Team Umizoomi stuff

 * A life-sized UmiCar
 * Plushies of the main characters
 * Replicas of the things that Geo made with his Super Shapes.
 * DoorMouse is the security guard for the entire store. Yes, really.

Other stuff

 * Slime
 * Pinwheel Merch (Pinwheel was what Nickelodeon was in the 70s)

Trivia

 * In 2021, Choerryism was caught stealing the computer from the iCarly store. However, she did not face trial or time in prison.

why not

Pokeballuser890

 * Ali-a
 * Broddan (only uses twitch.)

Choerryism
SynthCool is the only YouTuber who matters

Sorenrulescool5
Alphabetical order:
 * Babbletop (Guilty pleasure)
 * Barely Sociable (And his second channel Slightly Sociable)
 * Blameitonjorge
 * Brandon Rogers
 * Bright Guardian Akira
 * Bright Sun Films
 * Caddicarus
 * Cinemassacre
 * ColdFusion
 * Company Man
 * Fredrick Knudsen
 * HowToBasic
 * Internet Historian (Also his side channel Incognito Mode)
 * JelloApocalypse
 * Johnny Youngster
 * Moonkitti
 * LEMMINO
 * Lily Orchard (Second favorite)
 * OverSimplified
 * PatMac
 * Saberspark
 * SaltyDkDan
 * Sam O'Nella Academy
 * SaveAFox
 * Scott the Woz (Favorite YouTuber)
 * SnapCube
 * Vargskelethor Joel
 * VineSauce

Moon Snail
Alphabetical order, bold are my favorite ones:
 * Caddicarus
 * DaThings
 * Dawko
 * Gamechamp3000
 * Glove and Boots
 * GrayStillPlays
 * Lumpy Touch
 * Mayro
 * Patmac
 * PJiggles
 * ProZD (Only his skits, vines and voiceovers. His reviews I couldn't care less for)
 * SaltyDKDan
 * Scott the Woz
 * Shirobrawl
 * Snapcube
 * Squimpus McGrimpus
 * S2LSoftener
 * Tierzoo
 * WadZee

Ace Lad
none, youtubers disappoint me

......okay fine you can have one:
 * Vinesauce (technically not really a Youtuber, more like a streamer but he uploads highlights on Youtube so. It still counts leave me alone)
 * Scott the Woz (I lied here's an "actual" "youtuber")
 * WayneRadioTV (again, technically a streamer but same deal as vinesauce)

Xian

 * XXXTENTACION
 * Quackity
 * CoryXKenshin
 * SuperMarioLogan (Not anymore)
 * Jacksepticeye
 * ImDontai
 * Stampylonghead
 * Babish Culinary Universe
 * Ricky Berwick
 * NapkinNate
 * ExplosmEntertainment
 * Grandayy
 * Dolan Dark
 * How It Should Have Ended
 * Poofesure
 * Nathaniel Bandy
 * Tommy Craze (obviously)
 * Flamingo/Albertsstuff
 * PhantomStrider
 * Prestige Clips
 * TheOdd1sOut
 * TheRealSullyG
 * FCK THEM
 * Lua Lua
 * Lyrical Lemonade
 * WORLDSTARHIPHOP

Charlie
Revamped:
 * Poofesure
 * Blameitonjorge
 * Jacksepticeye
 * Nathaniel Bandy
 * Factsverse
 * Baruch Cohen
 * Carlos Guzman
 * Sing King Karaoke

Daniel

 * Daniel T. Gaming (How fitting. I'm a fan of a guy with the same name as me!)
 * I Hate Everything
 * Moonkitti
 * RebelTaxi
 * Defunctland
 * Theme Park Crazy
 * CaptainSparklez (SO WE BACK IN THE MI-)
 * PeaTea64
 * LS Mark
 * Cosmodore
 * Any of my friends on YouTube (CosmicToons, Antcruz, Moon-Glow, etc.)

SuperJoeyBros9

 * Nathaniel Bandy
 * NicoBBQ
 * Mr.DeMaio
 * TomSka
 * CinemaSins
 * SuperMarioLogan
 * SMG4

NaturalFreshOtter00

 * 8 Bit Universe
 * Doodletones
 * ThePackagedReviewer
 * DeadwingDork
 * SlayerCoon
 * BracketNeutron37 Two

289Kid

 * TheOdd1sOut
 * The Tekkit Realm
 * GioFilms
 * Pewdiepie

Travjt

 * DanTDM
 * HourofPoop
 * Freememeskids
 * CallMeCarson

ThisIsACreeper0101

 * BeastBoyShub
 * FactTechz
 * PewDiePie
 * Triggered Insaan
 * Slayy Point

Carl (HPfan2019)

 * PewDiePie
 * Davie504
 * ParashockX
 * Dolan Twins
 * Marshmello
 * QPark
 * emma chamberlain
 * KSI
 * GamingWithKev
 * ItsFunneh
 * shane
 * TheEllenShow
 * The Tonight Show
 * DanTDM
 * MrBeast
 * David Dobrik
 * LazarBeam
 * AzzyLand
 * Lilly Singh
 * Dude Perfect
 * Faze Clan
 * FaZe Jarvis
 * FaZe Adapt
 * FaZe Kay
 * FaZe Rain
 * MyUsernamesThis
 * Quackity
 * Denis (Roblox Youtuber)
 * Alex (Roblox Youtuber)

Alex

 * WhitneyGoLucky
 * Tyler Rugge (most pet tubers, actually).
 * Benjamin Harrison (he makes cool jam tracks, that interestingly, listen to for fun and to entertain myself).

Bowser & Jr.

 * Vinesauce
 * ParashockX
 * The Secret Reports
 * Zeltik

Nothingtoosee1

 * Nicholas avocado
 * anna oop

ohsnappies

 * wolfy playz
 * memenade
 * limenade
 * memenade dark mode
 * arcade assasin
 * 2 left thumbs
 * parashock
 * hectorthe3rd
 * Grandayy
 * flying kitty
 * EpiclyBlueBerry
 * foekoe
 * shyguymask
 * yikes

TallAutism2006
TBA I'll add them when I want to

JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi

 * His own channel
 * AverageTunaSandwich
 * Vivziepop
 * TSMC Minecraft
 * Stampylonghead
 * Laporte 124
 * jacknjellify
 * Mrbeast
 * SMG4
 * Sr Pelo

While looking at really old stuff I made, I found this really old page from a really old wiki I made when I was in the fifth grade. Here it is in all of its unedited glory:

Me: guess what adrien

Adrien: what

Me: last night i dreamt of some bagels then you were peppa pig

Adrien: *rolls in a veggie garden*

PANTS

LETTUCE

UNICORNS

SN00P D0G

LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAA

OMG I WENT BACK TO 1970 AND JOHN WAYNE GACY KILLED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DON'T USE TIME MACHINES YOU BASTARD

ADRIENETTE RUINED MY LIFE IM ADRIENETTE TRASH

. *I GO TO THE CAMPFIRE*

Marinette: so do you fools wanna hear a story

Everyone: nyeaassssh

Marinette: once upon a time, someone ate my nachos. the end

Me: BEST STORY EVER! *jumps in the fire and crouches down*

Me: I'M ON FIIIREEEE LOOK AT ME! FORGET THE WATER! CRANK UP DA HEAT!

Marinette: *turns into ladybug* YA CRANK IT OR SHHHHHH, YA CRANK IT OR SHHHHH

Me: *dies then comes back to life*

Me: *does the nae nae*

Marinette kicks some guy

Some guy: OW

Marinette/Ladybug: MLG MLG SO MLG PEPPA PIGGGYYYYYYYYYYY

. *the roach comes out of nowhere*

Roach: hi watch me turn into a cockroach *eats ocean*

Me: ayayayayayayaya! jebjebjebeeeeeb

Yandere: where the fuck is wikiadude

Wikiadude: *rolls in* i exist and yandere will kill me

Adrien: *kills yandere*

. *kevin and shope appear*

Roach: omg hiiiiiii

Kevin: lolololol *dyes hair potato*

Shope: mY EYES

Me: SHOPEBAE EEEEEH *hug*

Shope: wtf its you ayayayayayayayy!!! *hugs*

Kevin: my hAIR IS NOW POTATO

Shope: ew

Kevin: fite me lets go to beach city

Shope k kk k k k k k kk k k

. *fitefitefite shope win*

Shope: lolol i win now go hook up with jessie

Kevin: ew wtf no

Shope: do it

Kevin: ello u dumb lil shit

Jessie: HURRDURR DREAMS COME TRUE *hug intense*

right|335 px

Kevin: really hoe *kick and sings the song on the right*

Jessie: im scarred forever shjsss

.*pointless family guy filler of peter saying "OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES" for 30 minutes*

.*a wild tyler appears!*

Tyler: l0l roach fite me

Roach: im teddy roachmod

Tyler: ik

Roach: im legally changing my name to daddy

Jessie: kevin pls be my sugar noob

Kevin: noooooo

Shope *kills algebra*

Adrien: daddy

Adrien's dad: wot son

Adrien: daddy chairs exist

Adrien's dad: thats nice now get the hell outta mah face

Adrien: but mum's ded

Adrien's dad: i fite dat bad inflooenze neenoh

boom boom pow pow its in my head i feel like
saucesaucesaucesaucesauce

meme team

The entire Yakkos World Script (Really)
And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner! United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru

Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too

Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still

Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil

Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan

Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland, and Germany now in one piece

Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey, and Greece

Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman

Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran

There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain

The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal, France, England, Denmark, and Spain.

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan, Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan

Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia), and China, Korea, Japan

Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia, the Philippine Islands, Taiwan

Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand, then Borneo, and Vietnam

Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana

Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia, Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.

Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo, the Spanish Sahara is gone

Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia, Egypt, Benin, and Gabon

Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali, Sierra Leone, and Algiers

Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya, Cameroon, Congo, Zaire

Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar, Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman

Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia...

Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania

Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine

Fiji, Australia, Sudan.

Introduction
The worst place in the world possibly a component of the Dark Universe, you go there under certain circumstances, most particularly to harvest Stalinium from the ancient shackles used to hold down Pre Malone. It exists 300 Minecraft blocks, or 200 Roblox studs below the Void, which often has remnants of previous unsuccessful attempts to reach said Dungeon, such as broken block particles, mostly good diamond gear, or shattered gravity coils. The occasional Soviet T-34 may be found in the form of a cube at around 259 blocks, due to the pressure in the area that turns Soviet made equipment into pure stalinium.

Occupiers
It was allegedly built by the Caticorn Calendar Cultists Por favor, or CCCP, as an attempt to reestablish the Soviet Union 2. Members are all caticorns, fluent in Spanish, and used to be a cult about calendars. They hold many keys to things unknown to mortal beings, ranging from why aren’t racecsr drivers called raci- ahem um, things like Bill Nye the Spinach Pie, and even a book of the reasons why ones waifu left them. They are very intelligent and can put their knowledge for the greater good, but choose not to and continue to expand the dungeon.

The dungeon, prisoners, and notable incidents
The following is an excerpt from Vlad’s Travels, who was an experienced Stalker from Pripyat that often made expeditions to the void.

Vlad’s Travels, who was an experienced Stalker hailing from Pripyat who was unfortunately teleported here by another strange object known as the Wish Granter.

“Once you reach 300 blocks, you must wait until 8:05 AM or 8:05 PM for a copy of “I Love Tacos” to appear. If picked up, and assuming you haven’t been damaged by the void, a secret door opens and any health lost will be regenerated. Through the door, what appears to be a gothic, sci fi ish castle structure. The guards appear to be girls with large eyes and have catlike features along with spikes on their heads. I recovered a weapon from one of them that happened to be sleeping, and it was an exact copy of an KF7-Soviet, only that it was entirely silent and appeared to have a infinite source of ammunition. “

It is later remarked in the book that there are multiple secret rooms containing items such as all 359 Xbox’s prior to the 360, a method to count past infinity, a portal to a second Ark that already produced 9 new Halo rings, and Team Fortress 3. The book abruptly ends here however, and Vlad has not been seen since.

A defector has released more details about the interior of the dungeon, and says it contains “large stashes of bottle caps”, “headlight fluid”, and housing for a fragment of “Epsilon”. It is also very humid in there and the structure of the walls used to be made out of a mixture of moon dust, sugar, spice, everything nice, and a pinch of Stalinium, but due to the age of the structure, holes have been patched up with assorted Lego bricks and Ramen Noodles. The defector also remarks the presence of a “Trash compactor” and how two prisoners escaped from it. Space octopi that feed on the trash along with a very shaggy dog like creature still live there. There is only toilet in the entire structure and the prisoners often die of constipation or a burst bladder, leading to more humidity and the growth of flood spores in the “J block”. Prisoners are also mistreated.

Notable Incidents

-Sometime after 420 BCE
Early construction, sponsored by Vault Tec, begins on the dungeon.

69 BC
Construction is completed after centuries of missing payments are made up. The dungeon is left unoccupied for the time being. However, rumors of “Bible 2” appear to be beginning production here.

1765 AD
A vacuum that was left on accidentally sucks in a large portion of the British Empire’s money, causing the American Revolution.

1818
Due to disagreements between Vault Tec and the ancestors of Pre Malone who currently occupy the dungeon. A fight breaks out between the occupants and a team of Vault Tec representatives, leading to one of the occupants pushing the only child into a teleporter to the above world, and inadvertently make Karl Marx.

1922
A mysterious lump of metal is found and brought in, and is the first known source of Stalinium.

1940
The first patch of legit solid land forms due to the amount of Stalinium forming and makes tiny islands in the Void.

2001
The Xbox 359 is made and placed in a room.

2006
Parasitic oranges start growing out from the area between the internal school and hospital, which quickly starts damaging the brickwork. It is quelled after a few days by deploying a panda shaped roomba

Meaps Alien adventures
Meaps Random adventures is a famous book series published by Joltikplays, books come out every 6 months, there are currently 24 books released with 12 more books left to be released, the final book we be released on July 1st, 2027


 * 1) Meaps random adventures: 1/1/2010
 * 2) The Lunch Bunch: 7/1/2010
 * 3) The Weegee attack: 1/1/2011
 * 4) The Evil Nyan Raid: 7/1/2011
 * 5) Mitch Attacks: 1/1/2012
 * 6) The Willy Wonder PeaShooter 1: 7/1/2012
 * 7) The Willy Wonder PeaShooter 2: 1/1/2013
 * 8) Time Warp: 7/1/2013
 * 9) Time Warp’d again: 1/1/2014
 * 10) Prehistoric random: 7/1/2014
 * 11) The Lunch Bunch II: 1/1/2015
 * 12) The Notorious S.A.N.D.W.H.I.C.H: 7/1/2015
 * 13) Recalled to random: 1/1/2016
 * 14) The Lunch Bunch III: 7/1/2016
 * 15) The Meaping Dead: 1/1/2017
 * 16) The Weegees Return: 7/1/2017
 * 17) The Paradox: 1/1/2018
 * 18) Monster rampage: 7/1/2018
 * 19) 3 Funky Chickens: 1/1/2019
 * 20) Time Warp III: 7/1/2019
 * 21) I was a toddler Meap: 1/1/2020
 * 22) Prehistoric Paradox: 7/1/2020
 * 23) The Lunch Bunch IV: 1/1/2021
 * 24) Virus in the air: 7/1/2021 (most recently released book)
 * 25) Sussy Baka problem: 1/1/2022
 * 26) Meap Unleashed: 7/1/2022
 * 27) A tale of two paradoxes: 1/1/2023
 * 28) Recruiting the random gang: 7/1/2023
 * 29) Lord of the paradox: 1/1/2024
 * 30) Call of the Meap: 7/1/2024
 * 31) Dead world: 1/1/2025
 * 32) Great barriers: 7/1/2025
 * 33) Mitch goes too far: 1/1/2026
 * 34) Random heights: 7/1/2026
 * 35) Final wars: 1/1/2027
 * 36) The end: 7/1/2027

Me Too! is the title of an obscure, low-budget Canadian television show about a walking, talking cotton ball. Yes, you heard me right… a cotton ball. It was based on a vision the creator and his college roommate had while they were tripping their balls off on molly at an Ottawa rave. Designed as a brainwashing device disguised as a mildly disturbing children's program, it aired on CBC (Caribou Butt Channel)'s kids programming block from 2002 to 2003 with a total of two seasons and seventy-one fifteen minute-long episodes. References to illegal MKUltra experiments were present in multiple episodes, but they were all very subtle and the child viewers were too stupid to pick up on them. However, many recent viewer testimonies mention the show having a "creepy" vibe.

The show has two versions that were made around the same time as each other. The English version is called "Me Too!", while the French one is simply titled "Moi", which means "me" in French. Imagine having a conversation about childhood shows with a French person: "Quelle était votre émission préférée quand vous étiez enfant ?" "C'était «Moi» !" "Euh..." Ridiculous, right? You'd just look silly, especially because barely anyone remembers this show or even knows it exists!

Plot
Tangent aside, both versions had slight differences in the plot. The English version starred three live-action kids alongside the aforementioned cotton ball, but there were four kids in the French version. The cotton ball's name was either Fluffy or Agathe, depending on what version you were watching or discussing. She has big eyes, tiny arms and a secret plan to either wipe out or enslave the human race. In the logo, she is depicted as a perfectly round circle with no fluff on her whatsoever. Weird. I think it might just be her bald twin. Each episode would begin with a kid running onto a tiny, circle-shaped set that looked like something out of a cheap sitcom (NO VISUALS FOR THIS, USE YOUR IMAGINATION), then taking a cotton ball out of their pocket and saying "Fluffy, fluffy, cotton puffy" (which is Pig Latin for "Baphomet will take your soul and feed it to the damned") while rubbing the ball in between their hands. Fluffy/Agathe would then come running onto the set at 100 miles per hour and give them a hug. She would grant the wish afterwards and then fade away into nothingness. Apparently, once filming was done, the actress playing Fluffy/Agathe would suck the kid's soul out with her eyes while still in the costume. No one would question it.

The series finale is about Fluffy/Agathe enslaving the human race and turning the Earth into a cotton ball-dominated dictatorship.

"Me Too" Now
"Me Too" faded into obscurity due to being creepy as hell. In 2015, an auction for the Fluffy/Agathe costume was put up on Ebay, with the highest being $5 and an empty Tim Horton's coffee cup.

2021 saw a bit of buzz about it in the lost media community, as well as a rumor that CBC is planning on re-airing it so Justin Trudeau can use it as either part of his inevitable third re-election campaign, a way to distract Canadians from using maple syrup as shampoo or to help them prepare for "The Cottonpocalypse".

A trustworthy Canadian who specializes in precognition has predicted that Fluffy/Agathe will become the next Prime Minister of Canada. We will have to see if that ends up being true or not.

Toon town
A game that has been going on since 2002. It used to be AWESOMESAUCE but disney added stupid crap like accessories and animated street objects. The game used to be fun. It is no longer fun. Theres noobs everywhere who expect higher level toons like me to take them into coin mints to get cashbot suit parts. Even though thats not where you get them. Idiots. The game is ruined now. I played for 7 years. 7 years of ranking up, earning levels, working, all thrown in the garbage

Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs
The title says "Potato Chips"

and yes, its english, and no, it isnt code.

the way you pronounce potato chips is Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs



Explanation
'WARNING: The following section contains factual information that is serious, real, and straightforward. Viewer discretion is advised. Proceed at your own risk.'

This unusual rendering of "potato chips" is based on ghoti, which as you may know, is pronounced "fish" (/fɪʃ/). It is made of the following letter clusters:
 * gh - pronounced /p/ in "hiccough", a rare spelling of "hiccup".
 * ough - pronounced /oʊ/ or /əʊ/ in words like "dough" and "though". The digraph ⟨gh⟩ used to be pronounced /x/, but now it isn't.
 * pt - pronounced /t/ in words like "ptomaine" and "pterodactyl". These words are from Greek roots via French, where the digraph is pronounced /pt/. This pronunciation was simplified to /t/ in English.
 * eigh - pronounced /eɪ/ in words like "eight" and "weigh". The digraph ⟨gh⟩ used to be pronounced /x/, but now it isn't.
 * bt - pronounced /t/ in words like "doubt" and "debt". These words are from Latin roots via French and are spelled with ⟨b⟩ to reflect their Latin origin.
 * eau - pronounced /oʊ/ or /əʊ/ in words like "nouveau" and "flambeau". These words are from French.
 * tch - pronounced /tʃ/ in words like "catch" and "itch".
 * o - pronounced /ɪ/ in "women".
 * gh - pronounced /p/ in "hiccough", a rare spelling of "hiccup".
 * s - pronounced /s/ in many words. I guess no one found a wacky spelling for this one. That's a shame.

Pooh Goes Poop 789,000,000,000,000,000: The Group Collaboration
Pooh Goes Poop 789,000,000,000,000,000: The Group Collaboration is a new film in the Pooh Goes Poop franchise. The wildest film of the year!

Synopsis
Pooh learns that Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker are trying to purchase the Hundred Acre Wood and turn it into a golf resort. So Pooh must save the Hundred Acre Wood

Plot (add a part)
We begin the Hundred Acre Wood, a village in a forest. Despite having no mayor, everybody gets cable TV. It has a expy of a mall, a McDonald's, a center for making fun of Taco Bell's Live Mas ads where people claim they are Ronald McDonald, and a Anti-Rivalries Center.

Pooh, a resident, like many others, lives in a tree. His house is under the name of Sanders because a sign that reads "Mr. Sanders" is written above his door. Besides his great father, Owl, Pooh also has a doorbell (which is rarely used) with a sign that says "Ring Also". Inside the house is Pooh's mirror, a Pooh-koo clock, his dining table, a few honey cabinets and his bedroom. He is very very very very very very very very very very fat.

Pooh frick-fracked Stinky and he turned back into his old self.

Suddenly, Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker appeared. They announced that they were going to take over the Hundred Acre Wood and turn it into a golf resort.

Afterwards though, Pooh used the golf clubs as a torch to prove that bringing golf to the Hundred Acre Woods was not a good idea, and that he'd prefer if Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker took their golf buisness elsewhere, but he failed.

Demise then comes in and frick fracks everyone, killing them in the process. The End.

NOT.

Demise realizes he did not frick frack everyone, but instead frick fracked A TREE!

Hulk Hogan then powerbombed Demise into no-man's land.

Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker then start building their golf resort around the mall, screwing up the ground.

Congratulations
You have made it this far, by not clicking on this in the table of contents!

Zazoo Commercial

 * The boy kills his father and steals the marshmallow.
 * The boy also destroys the store

Crusha Cats Commercial

 * Make it more annoying.
 * Bad animation
 * The cow was more creepy and murderous

Progressive Sonic Commercial

 * Flo and Sonic meet Elise.
 * Sonic sounds like Alvin, not Mickey.
 * Knuckles killed The Progressive Dog.

Eastern airlines 1971 Commercial

 * Replace every disney character that appear in commercial with jd21 dancers(including hyun-seok)
 * have it animated by animation magic ( the guys who animated the Zelda CDI games and Hotel Mario)
 * the girl dies at the end of the commercial

HeadOn Commercial

 * The special effect is even worse.

Eggo Monster Commercial

 * The girl was more murderous and creepy.
 * Even worse animation

Confused.com Commercial

 * They stole "Bad Day"
 * Worse animation

1-800 Victim2 Commercial

 * Worse animation.
 * The squirrel was more racist.
 * The plot is even worse.
 * Add in the moose that has the German stereotype.
 * The car's beep was WAY too loud!

Duet Commercial

 * Bertha murders people

Norton Furniture Commercial

 * The Frog on the Couch was more creepy and eats Marc Brown.

Liberty Mutual Commercials

 * Make the jingle more annoying. (Example: It was sung by Alvin, Simon and Theodore)
 * Limu was a murderous cassowary and kill people.
 * Make Doug sound high-pitched. (think of Tick Tock from Spy Kids 4D: All Time in the World)

Progressive Park Commercial

 * The announcer was Alvin.
 * The theme park was trashy. (think of Krabby Land)
 * Rename the Traffic Jam roller coaster ride "Too Much Fuel".
 * Rename the Never Bump Bumper Car ride "Tobio's Car Crash"

Gushers Commercial

 * Make the fruit headed children more creepy.

Gali the Alligator

 * Gali eats Earth.

GrubHub Delivery Dance

 * Everyone does both cringeworthy and sexual dances, such as twerking.
 * Replace the music with Samba de janeiro by ultraclub 90.
 * At the end, the kid shoot the dad with a gun.
 * The animation is extremely poor CGI made on Blender. It also has multiple animation errors.

Introducing Amazon Echo

 * The dialogue is even worse.
 * More unfunny
 * The questions are more dumber
 * The mother breaks Alexa instead of yelling at her.
 * The soundtrack was even worse
 * The teenaged girl will kill the boy instead
 * The father was more dumber
 * The little girl shoots her father
 * The boy is more annoying.
 * The teen girl was metal music addict

The Best Men Can Be (Gillette)

 * The commercial demonizes all people, not just men.
 * Explain dangerous things, like stabbing people.
 * More sexual harassments.
 * Hire the kid to direct the commercial.

McDonald's Pakistan Commercials

 * Hello Kitty had sharp teeth
 * Neo Cortex had the more creepier face
 * He also had brown skin.
 * Cream and Rouge look more ugly.
 * Even worse animation.
 * The soundtrack is even worse
 * Have all of it's "I'm lovin' it" jingles around the world, not just the Japanese one.
 * Even worse dialogue.
 * Crash Bandicoot's mouth was a more bigger
 * Even worse singing.
 * Make the voices more annoying.
 * No research on character designs.

Protegent Commercials

 * Instead of the rap song, Proto sings death metal.
 * The superhero Proto kills the normal Proto.
 * Add in the Phantom Virus from Scooby-Doo and the Cyberchase.

McDonald's Japan SpongeBob commercial

 * The kids will scream so loud that it will break glass.

Geico - Cabbage Patch Kids

 * Call them "Garbage Pail Adult"
 * Replace the Cabbage Patch Kids with Garbage Pail Kids

Gamestop Super Smash Bros. Ultimate commercial

 * The costumes were even creepier.

Ford Sailor Moon commercial

 * The characters are skinned into cars instead.

Got Milk Pillsbury commercial

 * Dough Boy explodes instead of getting burnt.

Burger King Square Butts commercial

 * The king steals "The Anaconda Don't".

Wrigley's Dog Breath commercial

 * The guy poops out a dog.

Smoking Fetus

 * Have the Fetus smoke weed.

Sponge Cake DS commercial

 * More swearing
 * The boy kill his mother.

Ice Age Family Guy Commercial

 * Sid stabs Peter.
 * Diego eats Peter.

Play-Doh Dog Doctor Commercial

 * The dog costume is even worse.

Creative Roots: The Hydration They Need

 * The grammar is even worse. Example: whune en too kidz in da wruld is undhahyderataed
 * The animation is even worse.

Kraft Win-Win Commercials

 * Encourage murderous behavior.
 * Encourage more adults to give in to their bratty children's demands.

Disney Channel Sponsor Commercials

 * Disney Channel says Mickey sucks instead of that educational mumbo jumbo.

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island "Still the Big One" commercial

 * The man smokes instead of eating too much.

NES "You Cannot Beat Us" Commercial

 * The CGI is even worse.
 * Worse voice acting.

Every single Old Navy commercial

 * Even worse music.
 * Anything that could be seen as /r/fellowkids fodder is amped up to INFINITY LEVE- wait, they already do that.

You know what I love? FRIED CHICKEN AND GABE NEWELL! The two best things in the world! CHEESE WAFFLES! NOW TIME FOR LYRICS OF THE BEST BEAT CRUSADERS SONG EVARRRRRRR!!!!! >:D (here's the link btw go listen to it)

今日、心許無シ 乙女心ハ　ユラユラ 月夜ノ我ハ泡 被害妄想　グラグラ

夏草揺レ　蜃気楼 遠クノ方デ　ユラユラ 呼吸乱ス　夢ノ中 秘スル妄想　無茶苦茶

風二舞ツテ 加速シタツテ 浮世ナンテ　嗚呼、儚シ 君以外ハ (Come on, baby) 要ラナクテ (Tell me, baby) 御免ネ (Why don't you, baby?)

私ノ世界二 麗シイ景色 背景ハ君 「快晴!」

Oh baby, close to me Oh baby, love me do

募ル思ヒ　チラリズム 君ガ触レタラ　フワフワ 短シ時ハ止マラズ 懐中時計　チクタク

勘違イデ 溺レソウデ 惑ワサレ　嗚呼、悩マシイ 眼ハネ (Come on, baby) 虜ダネ (Tell me, baby) 御上手ネ (Why don't you, baby?)

私ノ隣 君ハ　イトヲカシ 空ノ如シ 「ウォーアイニー!」

色彩ノアイスクリイム (Oh baby, close to me) 分ケ合ツテ　居タクテ (Oh baby, let me be) 感嘆ヲ吐イテ (Oh baby, can't you see) 「頂戴!」 (Oh baby, love me do)

ウォーアイニー 頂戴 ウォーアイニー 頂戴

ウォーアイニー (Oh baby, close to me) 頂戴 (Oh baby, let me be) ウォーアイニー (Oh baby, can't you see) Do you love me? (Oh baby, love me do)

私ノ世界二 麗シイ景色 背景ハ君 「快晴!」

色彩ノアイスクリイム (Oh baby, close to me) 分ケ合ツテ　居タクテ (Oh baby, let me be) 感嘆ヲ吐イテ (Oh baby, can't you see) 「頂戴!」 (Oh baby, love me do)

Do You love me... Oh baby, close to me… Do you need me... Oh baby, let me be Do You Want Me... Oh baby, can't you see? Do You Love Me? Oh baby, love me do

MUSIC TIME IS DONE! NOW IT'S TIME FOR SQUIDWARD!!!!! SWAG!!!!!!!! SQUIDWARD MORE LIKE SWAGWARD



Video:Microsoft Windows 95 Startup Sound

We did it! We did it! We did it, yay! Something Spanish. We did it!

Map! Backpack! Boots! Swiper, no swiping! Diego!

What was your favorite part?

I LIKED THAT PART, TOO!



A BIG BISHARP Pop the trunk I open up I sold my soul for a good price Outta' sight, and my hoe got talent right Whole squad ran through that shit yikes Ay, I'm a business man, I did my business, damn But I'ma bend it down and I'ma lick her up, then dick her down She gon' turn around then I'ma kick her out She gon' talk that shit but say How you make it up? How you fake a love? Holy son, I was the chosen one I'm sippin' out the grail, she don't kiss and tell She keep my wishes well, I don't need her, well How my enemy a friend of me? Why y'all feed off of my energy? Like I ain't dead yet Higher entity, foreign bitch that think she into me Whip the foreign very viciously Why these dudes wanna take pics with me? She said she gay but still into me, said she gay still into me Said that she hates that I'm in the streets And I said that I hate that I'm in the streets I wanna blow up and make history And she said that she hate my Insta feed

Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you

And her pussy tastes like Skittles, what? Yeah, ay, and you can really taste the rainbow, what? (hah, no) Yo' bitch just like a Crayola (what, ay) You can draw her on the table, flip her like some yola Heart shaped kisses, I really miss my mistress 666, evil bitches want my mentions Heart shaped kisses, I really miss my mistress And it's 666, evil bitches want my mentions

Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you

Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' betray you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' take you What, ay, what, ay Xans gon', xans gon' take you Yeah, Xans gon' Xans' gon' take you Xans' gon' take you

I Hate This Place discography

 * One Minute Mayhem (2004)
 * Diversions (2005)
 * Aero (2006)
 * Nowhere Else (2007)
 * Our Hearts Still Beating (2008)
 * Snowlights (2009)
 * Shiny One (2011)
 * Closer (2013)
 * Seasons Change EP (2013)
 * "Calling All Stations 2015" (single) (2015)
 * "Eclipse" (single) (2020)

TAKE A STEP BACK CUZ UR FUCKED UP

Crabfest O_o
CRABFEST IS BACK AT RED LOBSTER WITH OUR LARGEST VARIETY OF CRAB ALL YEAR LIKE OUR NEW CRABFEST COMBO YOUR ONE CHANCE TO HAVE NEW JUMBO SNOW CRAB WITH TENDER DUNGENESS CRAB OR TRY CRAB LOVERS DREAM BUT HURRY IN 'CUS CRAB FEST WILL BE GONE IN A SNAP



TAKE ME HI HIGH HI HIGH
mfw our wiki is on the brink of dying

wait, hold on! do you hear those footsteps?

that can only mean one thing...

OHMYGOD SHES HERE!! CHUU!!! wait why is she DABBING



Donuts
wooowaaaaa woooowaaaaa woooooowaaaaaaaa wowowowowowowwaaaaaaaa WOOA WIOWOWOWOWOWOAOWOAOWOAOWOAOWOAOWOAOOWOAOWAOWOAOWOAOWOWOAOWOAOWWAOWAAOOAOAOAOAAOAOAOWWWAWAWAWAWAWAWOWAAWOAWOWOAAAOAOOAWOAOAOAOWW

Frick
hey guys ali-a here back again with some more rewind time

You know, if I could control Fortnite, I would want it to DIE.

* snaps everyone out of existence*

eaeeaeeaeeaeAEaeeeaeaeEAEEAEAeeEAeAEaeEaeeEAeA sports: it's in the frick

hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhhhahahahahhaha

I want to rickrolllllll someone but I know if I do I would probably get banned :)

can we get some f's in the chat for something I don't know what the f*ck

And now, the nations of the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, brought to you by...

The motherf*cker!!

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam

Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland and Germany now in one piece Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey, and Greece Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal, France, England, Denmark, and Spain

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan, Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh, Asia, and China, Korea, Japan Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia, the Philippine Islands, Taiwan Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand, then Borneo, and Vietnam Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia, Guinea, Algeria, Ghana

Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo, The Spanish Sahara is gone Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia, Egypt, Benin, and Gabon Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali, Sierra Leone, and Algiers Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya, Cameroon, Congo, Zaire Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar, Rwanda, Maore, and Cayman Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia— Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania— Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan

wow, that's a lot of damage

tryna be cray

aight Im gonna leave... NOT!!

* Never Gonna Give You Up starts playing*

It seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeems today, that all you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, is violence in movies and bruh on tv, but where are those f*cking pieces of sh*t who are responsible for this abomination

I wanna leave.

YOU STAY HERE.

But I wanna leave!

'NO. YOU'RE GONNA— AH, F*CK. HE LEFT.'

Bulbasaur
oh cool, a bulbasaur

Charmander
oh cool, a charmander

Squirtle
Squirtle be a lil' small-ass Pokemon dat resemblez a light blue turtle. While it typically strutts on its two short legs, it has been shown ta run on all fours up in Supa Smash Bros. Brawl. Well shiiiit, it has large, purplish or reddish eyes n' a slightly hooked upper lip. Each of its handz n' feet have three pointed digits, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Da end of its long tail curls inward. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Its body is encased by a tough shell dat forms n' hardens afta birth. This shell is brown on tha top, pale yellow on tha bottom, n' has a thick white ridge between tha two halves.

Squirtlez shell be a useful tool. Well shiiiit, it can withdraw tha fuck into tha shell fo' protection or ta chill. Da grooved, rounded shape helps ta reduce wata resistance, allowin tha Pokemon ta swim at high speeds. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Squirtle can spray foamy wata from its grill wit pimped out accuracy. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Squirtle is scarce up in tha wild, although it can be found round lil' small-ass pondz n' lakes. Da anime has shown dat it can be found livin on secluded islandz wit other thugz of its evolutionary line. In tha past, Skull Bash was its signature move.

Ahoy
Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs! Leave a message!

Hi, Mr. Krabs, this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown -- Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City and uh, I just wanted to say... thanks again for selling me the crown -- Neptune's Crown... which is now in Shell City, goodbye.

Memo
(Runs towards Dora) I'll save you Dora! *Helps Dora escape* Don't you dare hurt Dora! You ought to be ashamed of yourself Homer, strangling an innocent 7 year old girl! Dora is a saint! *Starts singing a song that names all the good things about Dora, and that she rights just like everyone else on Earth* *Singing* So in the name God, leave this BENEVOLENT CHILD ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS A SAINT, SHE IS A SAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freddy fucking dies
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

m






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Phineas: Eating Cupcakes / LET'S REDO THE SAME PLOT! >:D

Ako Berkowitz: Time to watch TV.Wabbadongz. idk its just a name. Profile: King Homer Anvil/FireballBeemo79. Everything that happens here is my fault. *CAR THROUGH THE WALL* Peggle 2 | Recent Activity Message 4 || DUNDUNDUUUNNN WILL EXPAND LATER ||| Nice to meet you, no! What's your favorite food? NO! PINGAS!

Okay, I'm going to post flubee burger now.



Loona - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Loona (stylized as LOOΠΔ) is a South Korean girl group formed by Blockberry Creative. Its twelve members were revealed in a periodic fashion, corresponding to their Korean name Idarui Sonyeo (이달의 소녀), which translates to "Girl of the Month".

Loona commenced their pre-debut project in October 2016, with each member releasing a promotional single over the next eighteen months.[1]  The group has formed three sub-units: Loona 1/3, Loona Odd Eye Circle and Loona yyxy. Their debut EP as a full ensemble, [+ +] (2018), was supported by the lead single "favOriTe" and the title track "Hi High."

On October 2, 2016, Blockberry Creative announced through Naver that they would be debuting their first girl group through an 18-month long pre-debut project.[3]  Between October 2016 and January 2017, four members (HeeJin, HyunJin, HaSeul, and YeoJin) were revealed; each member released a single album typically consisting of a solo track and another track performed with other revealed members, under the group's Korean name Idarui Sonyeo (Korean: 이달의 소녀; lit. Girl of the Month)[4]  In March 2017, the group's first sub-unit, Loona 1/3, was introduced, consisting of previously revealed members HeeJin, HyunJin, HaSeul and a new member, ViVi.[5]  Loona 1/3 released the extended play Love & Live and accompanying single of the same name on March 13, 2017,[6]  with a television promotion on SBS's Inkigayo,[7]  They released a repackaged edition of the extended play, titled Love & Evil, on April 27.[8]

Between April 2017 and July 2017, members ViVi, Kim Lip, JinSoul, and Choerry released their single albums, continuing the same Girl of the Month pattern.[9]  In September 2017, three members, HeeJin, HyunJin and HaSeul, auditioned for JTBC's reality show Mix Nine; HeeJin and HyunJin passed the audition stage making it onto the show,[10]  where HyunJin placed Top 18 and HeeJin placed fourth in the finale.[11]  The group's second sub-unit, Loona Odd Eye Circle, consisting of JinSoul, Kim Lip and Choerry, released the extended play Mix & Match on September 21, 2017, and began promotions on Mnet's M Countdown.[12]  The English version of their song "Loonatic" was released on October 23.[13]  On October 31 they released a repackaged edition of the extended play, titled Max & Match, which included three new songs.[14]

Between November 2017 and January 2018, they released the solo single albums for new members Yves, Chuu, and Go Won, continuing the monthly pattern along with the digital single "The Carol 2.0" sung by Yves, Vivi, and Choerry.[15]  In March 2018, they released the solo single album for final member, Olivia Hye.[16]  On May 30, 2018, the group's third sub-unit, Loona yyxy, made their debut with the extended play Beauty & the Beat. The single "love4eva" featuring Canadian musician Grimes was released the same day with an accompanying music video.[17]

On August 7, 2018, Loona released "Favorite" as a digital pre-debut single.<sup id="cite_ref-18">[18]  The video was to be their first as a full group and focuses on the group's choreography.<sup id="cite_ref-19">[19]

On August 15, Blockberry published the official tracklist for [+ +] (read as plus plus) as their debut extended play as a full group.<sup id="cite_ref-20">[20]  The extended play was released on August 20, 2018 alongside the lead single, "favOriTe".<sup id="cite_ref-21">[21]  [+ +] was repackaged as [X X] (read as multiple multiple) on February 19, 2019, with six additional tracks, including a new single, "Butterfly".<sup id="cite_ref-22">[22]

On December 13, 2019, Loona released a single called "365" as an appreciation song for their fans.<sup id="cite_ref-23">[23]

On February 5, 2020, Loona released their second EP titled #, along with the title track "So What".<sup id="cite_ref-24">[24]

On March 12, 2020, Loona took their first music show trophy with "So What" on Mnet's M Countdown.<sup id="cite_ref-25">[25]

EVERYONE STOP TALKING
THEY RELEASED A NEW NNSG VIDEO

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NO WAY... this is so surreal. I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 02:12, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

ikr this is wild and I'm here for it. ya pal Ace    (Message Wall)      (contribs)    02:20, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

This highkey reminds me of that time they brought back 6teen just to tell us to vote. Piece, of , cake. 02:24, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

Okay now that that's outta the way, let's get to the most important thing...

THE LEMRES ARMY


Do not attempt to resist



An honest question
What if the whole shutdown thing turns out to be a hoax? What if we aren't gonna be shut down? Would FANDOM salvage us if they could, and why? Would they do it because of our reputation? Or how long this wiki has been up? What purpose would this page serve, other than to just be meaningless in the grand scheme of things? Exactly.

just kidding FUNNY BOB

Answer to Above
eh tt's fine we'll probably look back on this and laugh a bit if it all works out. ya pal Ace    (Message Wall)      (contribs)    02:31, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

Answer 2
I don't think this page would be meaningless in that scenario at all. I'm having a great time doing this with y'all, isn't that meaningful? I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 02:22, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

Yeah it's so much fun messing around like this. Even if the wiki survives we need to do this more often. Piece, of , cake. 02:24, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

If this wiki doesn't die I agree with MS! No, that&#39;s wrong!! (talk) 02:26, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

yeah lets just have some fun yall  ya pal Ace     (Message Wall)      (contribs)    02:31, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

Oh yeah, I also agree for sure. I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 02:45, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

Even if the wiki shuts down IIRC we can get a backup of the content and bring it back in Miraheze or something. Piece, of , cake. 02:32, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

Yeah I got MS to backup some of my major pages that I don’t want to lose No, that&#39;s wrong!! (talk) 02:36, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

I've heard that the backup doesn't contain images. If that's the case, what do you guys think we should do about it? Just try to salvage as many images as we can fit on our drives? I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 02:37, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

I guess so. But since there are like 50k images I don't think we can salvage every single one. But I guess sacrifices have to be made. It's the best we can make of a bad situation. Piece, of , cake. 02:43, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

Yeah, that's true. We'll have to judge ourselves which images are worth saving. Guess I'll get started on that soon. I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 02:45, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

I've got a question for yall...


No I lost my ass in a horrible car crash in 1982 and I had to get a cheap replacement with no fart function. Piece, of , cake. 02:29, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

Maybe. I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 02:45, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

Dude
Way if we pees form buts?

YOUNG WILD BOYS IN THE PARK AT NIGHT YEAH

Let Me Speak Spanish
Hola! Estoy hablando Español, amigo.

Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho SECTION


Oh, she's sweet but a psycho

A little bit psycho

At night she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Oh, she's hot but a psycho

So left but she's right though

At night she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

She'll make you curse, but she a blessing

She'll rip your shirt within a second

You'll be coming back, back for seconds

With your plate, you just can't help it

No, no, you'll play along

Let her lead you o-, o-, on

You'll be saying, "No, no"

Then saying, "Yes, yes, yes"

'Cause she messin' with your head

Oh, she's sweet but a psycho

A little bit psycho

At night she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Oh, she's hot but a psycho

So left but she's right though

At night she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Grab a cop gun kinda crazy

She's poison but tasty

Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"

'Cause she's sweet but a psycho

A little bit psycho

At night she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

See, someone said, "Don't drink her potions"

She'll kiss your neck with no emotion

When she's mean, you know you love it

'Cause she tastes so sweet, don't sugarcoat it

No, no, you'll play along

Let her lead you o-, o-, on

You'll be saying, "No (no, no, no, no), no (no, no)"

Then saying, "Yes, yes, yes"

'Cause she messin' with your head

Oh, she's sweet but a psycho

A little bit psycho

At night she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Oh, she's hot but a psycho

So left but she's right though

At night she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Grab a cop gun kinda crazy

She's poison but tasty

Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"

'Cause she's sweet but a psycho

A little bit psycho

At night she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

You're just like me, you're out your mind

I know it's strange, we're both the crazy kind

You're tellin' me that I'm insane

Boy, don't pretend that you don't love the pain

Oh, she's sweet but a psycho

A little bit psycho

At night she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Oh, she's hot but a psycho

So left but she's right though

At night she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

an essay on wasps
fuck wasps. fuck their yellow asses when they pop out of a tree and shove their spiky asses into your body it hurts dammit

unlike their cute innocent cousin bees they are not nice.

message to all wasps on the planet
fuck you

sign here if you hate wasps

 * Here’s my calling card - A glass of choccy milk (talk) 12:46, April 12, 2020 (UTC)
 * No, that&#39;s wrong!! (talk) 12:49, April 12, 2020 (UTC)
 * Some dude who is allergic to mustard. (talk) 13:44, April 12, 2020 (UTC)
 * RubbadubbersFTW DoraFTL (talk) 16:36, April 12, 2020 (UTC)
 * ya pal Ace    (Message Wall)      (contribs)    16:47, April 12, 2020 (UTC)
 * ya pal Ace    (Message Wall)      (contribs)    16:47, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

Sorry guys I'm a wasp apologist
Piece, of , cake. 18:51, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

what's a wasp
Daniel The Ravenpaw Fan (talk) 00:43, April 13, 2020 (UTC)

My name is Lincoln Loud
I'm back in town

Another rap battle

Against a clown

Your lazy animation makes
Teen Titans Go! look like art

Your cartoon might be popular

But your ratings are fart

An answer to that question
Because out cold hot food in hot cold food eat in food cold hot cold food in oven hot out oven.

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The entire script to Season 1 Episode 12 of The Casagrandes
''[Nighttime in the city, Ronnie Anne is in her room, and fills a duffle bag with hygienic products. Carl and CJ enter her room]''

Carl: "Tonight is gonna be awesome! I didn't even know sleeping over at the zoo was a thing."

Ronnie Anne: "I know, it was so nice of Sid's mom to invite us."

Carl: "I can't wait to see Keyon the Komodo Dragon. Did you know komodos are the last living dinosaurs?"

CJ: "I can't wait to meet Bitsy the Elephant, I brought her favorite snack," [takes a bag of peanuts out of his bag]

Carl: "And I'll bring my favorite snack, beef jerky."

Sergio: [Squawks, and flies in] "Pack these too," [drops a bouquet of roses and an envelop sealed with a heart] "they're for my girlfriend Priscilla."

Ronnie Anne: [Zips up her bag] "We won't have time to play Cupid for you Sergio." [She and CJ leave]

Carl: "Besides, that bird dumped you dude."

Sergio: [In denial] "It's complicated."

''[At the zoo, Ronnie Anne, CJ, and Carl are in the tour bus with Sid and Adelaide. Carl chanting 'Keyon']''

Ronnie Anne: "When's this tour gonna start, Carl's going bananas."

Sid: "Soon, My mom just likes to make an entrance."

[Suddenly, and elephant trumpets, And Becca comes riding in, she slides down the trunk and flips in front of the bus, the kids applaud]

Adelaide: "Classic Mom."

CJ: "Bitsy!" [CJ holds out some peanuts, and Bitsy takes them, leaving some spit on CJ's hand] "I'm never washing my hand again."

Becca: "Hey kids, ready to have some fun?" [Everyone cheers] "Thanks for the lift Bitsy." [They make elephant noises together, Becca waving her arm like Bitsy's trunk, and they do a hand/trunk shake] "Back home, Girl." ''[Bitsy leaves. Becca grabs the bus intercom]'' "First up, is our night tour."

[Everyone claps]

Adelaide: "My favorite."

Becca: "Our usual driver, Esteban, is at his prom tonight, but filling in for us, we have..."

''[Mr. Chang boards the bus, announcing himself]''

Stanley: "Two time GLART conductor of the month, Stanley Chang. A thank you, a thank you."

Sid: "Classic Dad."

Becca: "Now, we just have one rule; Stay with the group at all times."

Carl: "Oh, oh, Mrs. Chang, when do we get to see Keyon?"

Becca: "Oh, sorry Carl, komodo dragons are diurnal, they're awake during the day and asleep at night, so we're not gonna be visiting him." [Carl grumbles a little] "Don't worry, we'll be seeing lots of other fascinating animals tonight." [Everyone else cheers] "Starting with the-" ''[Just then Mr. Chang starts up the bus and floors it. Mrs. Chang closes the bus gate and off they go]'' "Honey, could you slow down?"

Stanley: "Just seeing what this sweet ride can do."

[Later, they are all in a giant monkey cage]

Becca: "Welcome to our night monkey habitat, as a treat, you guys are gonna get to play with Davy, Peter, Micky, and Michael." [Each monkey drops in by it's name] "You know, like the band?" [The kids have no idea what she's talking about] "Ah, you guys are too young."

''[Everyone walks forward, except Carl who walks backwards and slips away, grabbing a basketball on the way out. He goes to the bus and combines the basketball with a spare outfit he has]''

Carl: "Okay, and if I use this, and this, and a little bit of that, it'll be perfect." [He draws his face on the basketball, tightens the hood and adds his Keyon hat] "Hmm, looks just like me, well, not quite as handsome." ''[Carl maniacally laughs, and then focuses, he looks around, but doesn't see that he is in fact being watched, by the fifth monkey in the cage, using his tail as binoculars. Nico sees Carl put his beef jerky in his pockets, and smacks his lips thinking about how much he wants it. He gets an idea, and put a makeshift dummy on his branch, and admires it the same way Carl did, maniacally laughs, and focuses, he swings himself through some broken bars at the top of the cage, and lands on the seat above Carl as he's finishing up with his own dummy]'' "Go away monkey. Can't you see I'm busy?" ''[Nico takes one of the jerkies out of Carl's pocket. Carl is not happy about it]'' "Hey that's my snack!" ''[Carl takes it back before Nico eats it. Nico blows raspberries at Carl, Carl does the same, Nico screeches at Carl, and Carl does the same, scaring Nico off. To the dummy]'' "See you later, I'm off to find Keyon."

''[Carl turns the dummies head to the side, and dives out of the bus, landing face first on the ground, he heads off, and Nico follows. just as the others leave the cage]''

Becca: "Alright, it's time to say goodbye to the monkeys and move on to our next stop on the tour." [Looks back] "Okay, quick head count." [Starts with the monkey playing musical instruments] "One, two, three, four, hmm... five." [Points to Nico's dummy] "Perfect, okay kids, who wants to high five a hippo?"

''[The dummy's head falls off. All the kids agree, and Stanley takes off]''

[Meanwhile, Carl is looking at a zoo sign for directions, looks around, and head off in one direction]

Carl: "I think the Komodo dragon exhibit is this way." ''[He walks into a darker area of the zoo. When it's pitch black, a set of orange eyes appears in front of him, he yelps]'' "It's okay Carl, you're not afraid of one little animal." [Suddenly even more eyes appear, including two giant red ones] "You are afraid of that!" [Carl runs off screaming, and runs right through a pile of brown stuff] "This dirt smells weird." [Sniffs and realizes] "Gah!" [Shakes it off] "Not dirt! Not dirt!" ''[Just then, Nico returns with a spray bottle and rag. He helps Carl clean off, and flourishes. But Carl's not pleased]'' "You again? Vete! I work alone." [Carl walks off, but Nico flings poop at him and he falls over] "I hate monkeys."

[Back at the bus]

Adelaide: "Ooh, looks Carl, a baby sloth." ''[Points to said sloth, who slowly smiles at them. Adelaide notices Carl's lack of response; sassily] "What? Are you too cool'' for sloths?"

[The dummy falls forward, confusing Adelaide]

Sid: "Yeah, what's up Carl? You're quiet tonight."

Ronnie Anne: "I say we just enjoy it while it lasts."

[All four laugh]

[Meanwhile, Carl pops out of a bush and looks around]

Carl: "Maybe Keyon was this way. Yah!" ''[Covers his mouth when he comes across some sleeping, smelly, animals. He ushers his way around them]'' "Nice skunks, don't mind me, just passing through." [Carl gets around them and is relieved, when suddenly, Nico jumps on him] "Monkey, no." [Nico takes the jerky again, but Carl takes it back] "Stop it! It's my beef jerky." ''[Nico gets mad and screeches as loud as he can, waking the angry skunks. Nico runs and the skunks target Carl]'' "At least the skunk smell covers up the poop smell."

[Back at the bus]

Adelaide: "Ooh, look Carl, isn't that Sergio's girlfriend, Priscilla?" [Points to the ostrich]

Ronnie Anne: "Ex-girlfriend."

Sid: "Talk about squawk-ward."

[The two laugh]

Adelaide: [Shake's Carl's head] "Carl, look."

[The basketball falls off Carl's dummy, Adelaide and CJ are very mixed up by this]

CJ: "Carl's head fell off his body."

[Ronnie Anne, Sid, and Mr. & Mrs. Chang gasp]

Ronnie Anne: "I knew Carl couldn't be quiet for that long."

Sid: "He must have snuck off to see Keyon."

Becca: "You kids stay with Mr. Chang and finish the tour, I'll find Carl."

[Becca makes elephant noises and holds out an arm, Bitsy takes it and carries Becca away]

Stanley: "So, who wants to see how fast this thing can go?"

[Everyone raises their hand]

[Meanwhile, Carl is running along, and comes across something on the ground]

Carl: "Sweet, a zoo map." [Looks at it] "Now I'll find Keyon for sure." [He turns it around, but gets it snatched, by Nico, who blows raspberries at him again] "Hey! Give that back, I need that." [Carl starts wrestling Nico for the map, and wins] "Ha! Gotta be quicker than that to beat Carl Casa-" [Suddenly, the giraffe picks up the map, Taking Carl and Nico too, both of them scream on the way up] "No jirafa, no." [Carl and Nico start screaming again, but the giraffe puts them down gently, next to a sign Carl was looking for, and starts eating the map] "Hey, the komodo dragon exhibit is that way. Thanks jirafa." [The giraffe sneezes on Carl, Nico laughs hysterically] "Blech, man I'm really gonna need a bath later."

[Carl shakes it off, and he head off, followed by Nico]

[At the Komodo dragon exhibit, Bitsy and Becca arrive, and see nothing]

Becca: "Hmm, no Carl, come on Bitsy, we'll have to go back and track him." ''[They head off. At the anteater habitat, the anteater eats some ants. Bitsy makes trumpet noises to the anteater, and the anteater make some right back, Bitsy points in the other direction. Becca gestures Bitsy to go that way. They arrive at the pile of poop, and Becca sniffs it]'' "Still fresh he can't be too far." [To Bitsy] "You check Panda Paradise, I'll look in African Adventure. Okay, just like we practiced." ''[Bitsy throws Becca in the air. Becca makes condor sounds, and an condor comes and takes her away. She looks around, and gestures for the bird to let her down. She lands net to a hippo, and shines a flashlight in it's mouth, Carl's not there, ao she pets the hippo and leaves. Meanwhile, Bitsy shows a photo of Carl to the pandas, but they don't know where he is, Bitsy leaves. One panda tries to grab a branch, but falls, the other on laughs so hard he falls too. Next, Becca comes out of a kangaroo pouch with her binoculars, and then the other kangaroo. She stands on a high rock, looks around and gasps, she sees Carl and Nico run past]'' "Bingo."

[Meanwhile, Carl and Nico hear a sound behind them]

Carl: [Looks and gasps] "Zoo cops, they're on to us."

[A silhouette comes running towards them with a flashlight]

Nico: "Uh-oh." [Gets on Carl]

Carl: "Monkey, we gotta hide." ''[Nico looks around, and points at the bench. The two dive underneath it, and keep quiet, Becca is standing right on top of them, Nico gets an idea, he takes out a bunch of bananas]'' "How can you eat at a time like this?"

[Nico throws the bananas the other way, which makes a noise]

Becca: "Huh?" [Goes to the noise]

Carl: [Impressed] "Hey, that's using your coco monkey, maybe you're not a bad partner after all." ''[The two fist bump, and head off. They make it to the Komodo dragon exhibit]'' "Yes! We made it!" [Looks around] "Look, there's Keyon." [Points to the sleeping Komodo] "Hey, Keyon, wake up, it's Carl, your future best friend." [Keyon continues to snore, Carl takes of his jacket] "Hey! Wake up!" [Carl swings his jacket in the air, making wailing sounds] "Get up lizard!" ''[He continues wailing, and a piece of jerky flies out of his jacket. Nico sees it, he makes a heart shape with his tail and his mouth starts watering. The jerky lands right in front of Keyon. Carl continues making noise]'' "Monkey, are you gonna help me out here?" [Carl realizes that Nico is not there and looks around] "Huh? Monkey, what are you doing?" [Nico issneaking into the exhibit for the jerky, Carl waves his arms trying to get his attention, but Nico grabs the jerky] "Forget the jerky, get out of there, get, out, of, there." [Nico does a victory dance] "I am not playing!" [Nico takes the wrapper off the jerky and throws it away, it lands in Keyon's head and wakes him up, Keyon is really mad at Nico, but Nico, unaware, just sits down and eats] "I know I'm gonna be in so much trouble but..." [As loud as he can] "Help! Auxilio! Zoo cops! Anyone!"

[The ground starts to shake, and Bitsy arrives, jumps down next to Carl]

Becca: "Carl, what's going on? Are you okay?"

Carl: "I'm fine, it's the monkey." [Keyon's mouth is watering above Nico, who smells the saliva, dips the jerky in it, an continues eating] "Keyon's about to eat him and it's all my fault."

Becca: "Don't worry, I'll handle this. Bitsy, watch Carl" ''[Bitsy salutes and grabs Carl with his trunk, Becca goes in and takes cover behind a log. Keyon snarls at Nico, just as he finishes the jerky. Carl and Bitsy gasp. Becca rips a branch off the log and prepares to throw it]'' "Nico run!"

''[She throws the branch, propping Keyons mouth open, Nico realizes that he's about to get eaten, screams and runs before Keyon snaps the branch. Becca dives and grabs Nico before Keyon jumps on him. Keyon gets up and snarls again]''

Carl: "I can't look."

''[He and Bitsy cover their eyes, but take a little peek. Becca takes out a bone. Keyon snarls at first, but then is rather exited about the bone]''

Becca: [Tosses it] "Go fetch."

[Keyon goes after the bone]

Carl: [Amazed, gasps] "Wow, how do I get that job?" [Bitsy takes out an application and gives it to Carl; deadpan] "A job application, how obvious."

[Carl looks at the application, while Becca and Nico pet Keyon]

[Later, Carl is back with the others, telling them about the whole thing]

Carl: "He was as big as this tram, with teeth as big as your head, and right when he was about to eat the monkey, Mrs. Chang swooped in and saved him, she's like a dragon tamer."

Adelaide & Sid: "Classic Mom."

Carl: "I would have helped, but, uh, I was wearing the wrong shoes."

Ronnie Anne: [Sarcastically] "Uh-huh, sure Carl. But we are glad you're okay."

Becca: "Me too, but I think you and I need to have a little chat Carl."

Carl: [Goes over to Becca] "I'm sorry I didn't stay with the group Mrs. Chang, I understand if you wanna call my parents and have them pick me up."

Becca: "I guess I could do that, but I have another idea. How about you help out at the zoo for a couple days? That way you can learn about the animals and see why we have our rules."

Carl: [Gasps] "Really? I'd love to. Can I help feed Keyon? Or give him a bath?"

Becca: [Giggles] "I think we can work something out."

Carl: "Yes!"

CJ: "That's your punishment? I wanna help too." [Takes a step away from the bus] "Look I'm not with the group."

Becca: "Okay CJ, you can help too." [To Carl] "Ready to say goodbye to your friend?"

Carl: [Fist bumps Nico, who's back in his cage] "Adios monkey, glad you didn't become dragon chow."

Becca: "Alright, let's get you guys to the campground." [She and Carl go to the bus, Nico waves goodbye] "Everybody ready?"

Everyone: "Campground! Campground! Campground!"

[Meanwhile at the ostrich habitat, Sergio has a bouquet of roses, but she won't even look at him]

Sergio: [Desparate] "Priscilla, talk to me, I've changed."

[Priscilla takes one look at Sergio, and puts her head in the ground]

Tame Impala - "The Less I Know The Better"
[Verse 1] Someone said they left together, I ran out the door to get her She was holding hands with Trevor, not the greatest feeling ever Said, "Pull yourself together, you should try your luck with Heather" Then I heard they slept together, oh, the less I know the better The less I know the better

[Chorus 1] Oh my love, can't you see yourself by my side? No surprise when you're on his shoulder like every night Oh my love, can't you see that you're on my mind Don't suppose we could convince your lover to change his mind So goodbye

[Verse 2] She said, "It's not now or never, wait ten years, we'll be together" I said, "Better late than never, just don't make me wait forever" Don't make me wait forever Don't make me wait forever

[Chorus 2] Oh my love, can't you see yourself by my side? I don't suppose you could convince your lover to change his mind

[Outro] I was doing fine without ya till I saw your face, now I can't erase Giving in to all his bullshit, is this what you want? Is this who you are? I was doing fine without ya till I saw your eyes turn away from mine Oh, sweet darling, where he wants you, said, "Come on Superman, say your stupid line" Said, "Come on Superman, say your stupid line" Said, "Come on Superman, say your stupid line"

IT'S A BONFIRE
TURN THE LIGHTS OUT

I'M BURNING EVERYTHING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TALK ABOUT

IT'S A BONFIRE

TURN THE LIGHTS OUT

I'M BURNING EVERYTHING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TALK ABOUT

Imagine watching vic🤢🤢🤢 watching victorio-🤢🤢🤢 i can't even say it 🤢
yes

jojo
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/shitpostcrusaders r/unexpectedjojo r/expectedjojo perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance

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I really hope the bozo doesn't slaughter my wife

-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 21:21, 30 July 2021 (UTC)