Tortoise

Tortoises are mammals that came out sometime after the eighties. Tortoises are pretty much the same thing as cats, and as such any knowledge you have about cat care can apply to tortoises as well. This is probably why some cats are called tortoiseshells even though they're cats and not tortoises. Tortoises are known to enjoy milk eggs and do not need to be given hamburgers since they'd rather grind their own meat. It is also important to keep them safe from demonic influences.

I don't know why it's spelled like that. Maybe they're Italian or something.