Nematodes

"Aw, dang nematodes!"

- Fred the fish when the nematodes ate his car

Nematodes (also known as worms) are small animals who want to eat and drink everything. They are always hungry or thirsty. If they eat, they get thirsty. If they drink, they get hungry. They have perfect speech, but instead just say, usually, hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry or thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty thirsty. Occasionally the say 'walking' while moving but this is incredibly rare.

Nematodes are a prime example of group mentality. When one nematode says they're hungry, every other nematode will be hungry as well. Nematodes never disagree on anything, because there's nothing for them to disagree about. They gather in groups ranging from 80-100 nematodes. Individually, they are harmless, but as a group they can cause devestation to anything and everything. It is unknown if nematodes know what destruction they cause, as they have extremely small brains. Eating and drinking is all they seem to know about, but they may be feigning ignorance. Scientists who have not been consumed by them are investigating this.

Things they have eaten and drank
There are too many to list. But if you want, you can try listing them!


 * Spunch Bop's shit
 * My house
 * Your house
 * Everyone’s houses
 * Pizza
 * Pasta
 * Water
 * This page
 * Apple (fruit)
 * Apple (company)
 * Microsoft
 * Samsung
 * Nokia
 * Google
 * Amazon
 * Facebook
 * Nintendo
 * Sony
 * Sanyo
 * Panasonic
 * Xiaomi
 * My car
 * Banana
 * A phone
 * Another phone
 * A couch
 * A television
 * The entire population of Macedonia
 * At least half of Venezuela
 * All of Myanmar
 * Only a bit of Nicaragua
 * God
 * Satan
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Sandy Cheeks
 * Mr. Krabs
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Sheldon Plankton
 * Karen Plankton
 * Pearl Krabs
 * Mrs. Puff
 * Larry the lobster
 * Gary
 * Fred
 * Fred’s leg
 * All of the other side characters from SpongeBob
 * Randomness Wiki
 * Boys
 * Girls
 * Non-binary people
 * Gay people
 * Straight people
 * Bisexual people
 * Lesbians
 * Asexuals
 * Other LGBTQ+ members
 * A TV remote
 * This pointer
 * The pointers above
 * The pointers below
 * All of the pointers
 * A nuclear weapon
 * A ballistic missile
 * An atomic bomb
 * Dream
 * Mercury
 * Venus
 * Earth
 * Mars
 * Jupiter
 * Saturn
 * Uranus
 * Neptune
 * Pluto
 * The Sun
 * The entire Solar System
 * The asteroid Belt
 * The Kuiper Belt
 * My dad’s belt
 * My belt
 * A seatbelt
 * A kitchen table
 * A chair
 * Another chair
 * A knife
 * A machete
 * A fork
 * A spoon
 * A plate
 * A bowl
 * A can opener
 * A skyscraper
 * A hotel
 * An apartment
 * A shopping centre/mall
 * A market
 * A stadium
 * A movie studio
 * A stage
 * A performing arts centre
 * An art studio
 * A company headquarters
 * A car (not mine)
 * A bus
 * A train
 * A boat
 * A tram
 * A plane
 * A bike
 * A motorcycle
 * A skateboard
 * A scooter
 * A tricycle
 * A shopping trolley/cart
 * A cottage
 * A bunker
 * A castle
 * A parking garage
 * A car park
 * A playground
 * A dog park
 * A park in general
 * A tree
 * A bush
 * A shrub
 * A forest
 * A lake
 * Water
 * Soda/soft drink
 * Alcohol
 * Tea
 * Coffee
 * Juice
 * Milk
 * An ocean
 * A pond
 * A lake
 * A river
 * All of the water in a single well
 * Your tears
 * My tears
 * The tears of my enemies
 * The tears of your enemies
 * King Harkinian from the Zelda CDI games
 * King Harkinian's dinner
 * A strip of LED track lights
 * All one trillion views the Minecraft videos got (we all know that dream and his friends got all trillion of them, it's an objective fact, bow down to dream)
 * Jeremiah, Hammock and Jams from Bottom Gear
 * Fatty Spins
 * Your mom
 * The Lorax and Dream SMP crossover nobody wanted (L)
 * DVDs of the above thing (L)
 * VHSs of the above thing (L)
 * Everything and nothing
 * Toucans who eat three cans of pecans
 * Grand Theft Auto Vice City that gives you boring conversations and dull evenings and takes away your happy, successful life
 * If cooked properly, Nematodes, but rarely
 * Several illegal drugs, and all the legal ones
 * An oven
 * A fridge
 * Every other kitchen appliance
 * A mailbox (postbox in the UK dub, Pancakes and her dub special interest moment)
 * A triagonal sign
 * A blue balloon
 * The month of June
 * Ziggy's sweets
 * The birdie's tweets (they were nasty on Twitter, so L)
 * The city streets
 * Both of your feet
 * Everything that you see
 * North
 * South
 * East
 * West
 * The instrumental break
 * The floor
 * The ceiling
 * all of your feelings
 * You always knew it, that's all there's is too it, they eat eat eat eat eat. That's what I said, they eat! (swoosh, turning around sound, biiiiing)
 * My internet connec-

Nematodes in action
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Comments
ah hell nah

-- Bruh Funny (talk) 23:09, 15 December 2021 (UTC)