How to Make Bad Fanfics Good

The Concert

 * Give a good reason for why Amy, Sally, and Mina are on Earth, because in the actual Sonic Archie canon, they come from Mobius.
 * Establish that they've been a class act for a while.
 * Remove Sonic from the fanfic.
 * Don't have excessive product placement.
 * Remove "Sonic, Sonic" (and the version of it in the fourth chapter) and have better songs with better lyrics.
 * Actually have Amy, Sally, and Mina hold a conversation for more than three or four sentences.
 * Remove the obscure references.
 * Remove the reference to the deviantART user in chapter two.
 * Remove chapter seven.
 * Don't have Amy, Sally, and Mina be Mary Sues and actually give them distinct, likable personalities.
 * Remove the reference to the lolcow in chapter four.
 * Remove all the "trying to be 'in'" stuff.
 * Fix all the plot holes.
 * Write actual funny jokes.
 * Remove the scene with the "Boring" song.

Dipper Goes to Taco Bell

 * why is this on here it's perfect the way it is

Jennifer's bad Ok K.O.! fanfics she made when she was 11

 * Make them perish.

Every single K-Pop/Hamilton/YouTuber/Mozart L'Opera Rock fanfic ever

 * not making them at all.
 * seriously, stop treating idols, historical figures and youtubers like fictional characters. they are real human beings you slugs.
 * also, stop saying "it's fiction!" as an excuse. this is very disrespectful. none of them deserve this.

Too Much H2O

 * Make Pikachu and Axew appear in it thanks to them not having any Poké Balls.
 * Have Ash let his friends know about his problem.
 * Have Ash make it to the bathroom on time at the end.
 * Ash doesn't slowly wet himself throughout the fanfic.
 * Don't overly describe Ash's situation.
 * Trip finds Ash annoying and tells him to find the bathroom himself instead of teasing him.
 * Actually, a version of this fanfic done right is right here.

The Milk Fic
(If you know, you know.)
 * Not making it at-fucking-all.

My Immortal

 * Why is this here My Immortal is the best fanfic known to mankind.

Starkit's Prophecy

 * It's perfect as it is.

SDRA2 Future Arc

 * Lol here's how you fix it.

She Wants the B
(If you know, you know.)
 * First, wipe it from existence. Then, send people to find the author and burn them alive.