How to Make Good TV Video Movies Badder Than Worse Bad

Unknown a slum the dangerous parts of the US  Bikini Atoll  Tiananmen Square  Kim Jong-un's brain  the crawlspace in my uncle's house  my toilet (you should manage it)  your fingernails (they are dirty go fix that you mongrel) a pigpen some dangerous place in the real world
 * It is made by Video Brinquedo in 4 BC and aired on DuMont Television Network.
 * The animation is a mixture of Ratatoing, Clutch Cargo, Family Guy, Super Mario World, Pokemon Sun and Moon 2: Lillie Goes to Walmart, Rubbadubbers, my left big toe, random bad cartoon title #8, Sowff Parcke, and Aaaaaaameeeeeriiiiiiicaaaaaaan Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
 * It is rated TV-MA-DLSV.
 * Everyone is voiced by either Donald Trump, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Travis Scott, Alex Jones, Filthy Frank, Pink Guy, Joji, Tommy Wiseau (don't TOUCH me motherfocker), Seth Green Robot Chicken Green Seth, the Burger King, the Grimace, the Hamburgaler, Birdie the Early Bird, Squidward Jones (using his Ernie the Giant Chicken voice), Tyler Perry as Madea, Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow's kid), Apple (the corporation), Apple (the fruit), Adam Sandler, Rob Paulsen's Fruit Salad Island, Bubsy Bobcat, Larry the Cable Boy, Brian Griffin the dog from Family Guy, Bill from Manitoba, Elmer Fudd (HE HAS A UTI), Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, Dawn, Penis Man, LeBron James, Larry, Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read, Susan Wojcicki, [random obscure Canadian voice actor who actually isn't all that bad you guys are just mean], Meghan Markle, Queen Elizabeth II, SpongeBob Tentacles, John Madden Football, Freddy Fazbear (using his Freddy Fazbear voice), the McDonald's employee who got my order wrong 4 years ago, Inspector Gadget, Baby Tubb (using his Baby Tubb voice), Ricky the hobo from down the street, some guy, another guy, the ice cream machine from McDonald's, this guy, that guy, another guy, one more guy, some guy, yet another guy, this other guy, some different guy, Captain Man, Kid Danger, Little Dicky Magic, John F. Kennedy's superpowered ghost, Oogtar, BongeSob BuarePants Karen, Sheldon J. Plankton (using his Filburt voice), Fallbot, Rock Lobster, OOGTAR SPELLED BACKWARDS, Koiyato, Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson, Kirk Cameron, Will Ferrell the Elf, Bella Thorne, Belela Throne, the gay Backstreet Boy, Madonna, Madonna's grills, Madonna's ancestors, Andy Samberg, Machine Gun Megan Fox, Kevin Moon's hair follicles, Filthy Frank, Kramer Seinfeld Jerry, Rivers Cuomo, Karen, Stan, Florida Man, [other random obscure Canadian voice actor who actually isn't all that bad you guys are just mean], Toe Fungus Jones, Lucky the Leprechaun, Mel Gibson, the pores in your skin, Sightseer Marcus's Exeggcute, you, me, everyone, no one, everybody, nobody, Apple, Microsoft, Samsung, Nokia, Google, Amazon, eBay, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Pinterest, Reddit, Vine, Twitch, Guido Quaroni, Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi or [random celebrity who was in like one or two genuinely bad cartoons].
 * The theme song is by Justin Beaver  BTS (Big Time Shrush)  your mother (I had sex with her last night)  Cardi B (whose real name is Cardigan Backyardigan, fun fact)  Hal Stewart the Penis Music Boy  One Direction  Nicki Minaj  Fred Durst  Limp Bizkit  the wheelchair kid from Degrassi  your dad (I did not have sex with him last night)  [some random artist I don't like]
 * BONUS: It is played on [some obscure instrument]
 * DOUBLE BONUS: Image is blurred to protect you from unwanted content. Tap to reveal.
 * The show takes place in my bathroom  McDonald's  Yemen  Syria  North Korea  Mogadishu  the province of Nova Scotia  the Arctic Ocean  Fucking, Austria  the US-Mexican border  our house (in the middle of the street)  Snake Island  Okmyakon  Lake Natron  Death Valley  Danakil Desert  North Sentinel Island  Pyongyang
 * Why?
 * OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT DENSE STATE THEN NEARLY FOURTEEN BILLION YEARS AGO EXPANSION STARTED WAIT THE EARTH BEGAN TO COOL THE AUTOTROPHS BEGAN TO DROOL NEANDERTHALS DEVELOPED TOOLS WE BUILT A WALL WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS MATH SCIENCE HISTORY UNRAVELING THE MYSTERIES THAT ALL STARTED WITH A BIG BANG (BANG!)
 * me explaining how
 *  Mario  and  Luigi 
 * It is aimed at babies because every show that is aimed at children who haven't even started the second grade yet is automatically bad with one exception they are all bad OK?
 * All the characters are turned into babies.
 * Add shoe-horned educational value because educational shows = bad apparently.
 * The graphics are at -144p.
 * The show is recorded with a carrot by my drunk grandpa who holds it with his BUTT!!!!!
 * [character I don't like] is the main protagonist.
 * [character I don't like] gets more screentime than everybody else.
 * Give it a crossover with [show I don't like]
 * Oil floats on water
 * 1) Wait for it to rain
 * 2) Cover yourself in oil
 * 3) Fly
 * There is toilet humor in every episode.
 * One character dies in every episode.
 * Two characters die in every episode.
 * -100 characters die in every episode.
 * 69420 characters die in each episode.
 * 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 characters die in every episode.
 * ∞ characters die in every episode.
 * Have there be product placement for Fortnite, Dove, Six Flags, Mountain Dew, Doritos, Burger King, Sears, RadioShack, NordVPN, Raid Shadow Legends, TikTok, PornHub, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, McDonalds, Minecraft, Terraria, Creative Roots, Liberty Mutual, Costco, Olive Garden, Yoo-Hoo, McDonalds, Friday Night Funkin, Among Us, Fortnite, Call of Duty, GTA, Honey, Grammarly, ExpressVPN, Skillshare, Aqua Dots, Showbiz Pizza, Oxi Clean, Oragel Training Toothpaste, the Big City Slider Station, Crystal Pepsi, Activia Yogurt, the Truth anti-tobacco campaign, the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, Burger King, Subway, RadioShack, the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, Microsoft, Apple, Samsung, Nokia, Jilly Juice, Aqua Dots, Camel cigarettes, cocaine, weed, meth, heroin and the characters sing about it.
 * [unrelated character I don't like from unrelated piece of media] makes cameo appearances.
 * yo remember that time ben shapiro posted a loud house gif on his twitter account like wtf was that about
 * There is toilet humor in every episode.
 * [character name] is a baby who needs constant care. They poop their diaper in every episode and the poop that comes out is extremely graphic. Then [other character] will scream "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!"
 * Remove the [thing] and replace it with [something bad according to the author].
 * God you guys just love replacing things don't you
 * yes and if you have a problem with that you can meet me in the dennys parking lot buddy
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * Add [unrelated character from unrelated show] to the show.
 * It gets cancelled after one season.
 * It gets cancelled after one episode.
 * It gets cancelled after one hour.
 * It gets cancelled after one minute.
 * It gets cancelled after one second.
 * It gets cancelled.
 * It gets cancelled before it exists.
 * It gets cancelled before cancelling exists.
 * It gets cancelled at the beginning of time.
 * It gets cancelled before the beginning of time.
 * It gets cancelled before time is even a construct.
 * [character name]'s catchphrase is "[insert something edgy, offensive or otherwise out-of-character here]"
 * [other character]'s catchphrase is "Smile, [location name], say Chuck E. Cheese!"
 * Every minute or so, there is a Johnny Test whip crack.
 * Want a break from the ads? Watch this short video to receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.
 * Make all the characters racist.Make all the characters racist.Make all the characters racist.Make all the characters racist.Make all the characters racist.Make all the characters racist.
 * Replace [scene I like] with footage of Rodrick Heffley saying "I'm sorry women" over and over NO WAIT THAT WOULD BE GOOD
 * no that would be bad
 * some other third thing
 * OLLIE ALLEN IS HIS NAME JUST AN ORDINARY KID NEVER THOUGHT HE'D BE THE CHOSEN ONE BUT NOW HE IS
 * Have a controversial religion dedicated to everyone talking about episode.
 * Put in morals such as "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Drugs are things to rely on if you're sad", "Everything can be the way you want it", "The complainer is always wrong", "The complainer is always wrong", "Screw Jesus and praise Jesus", "The complainer is always wrong", "The best way to punish people is to force-feed them glass", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects in your hands", "Screw the Beatles and praise the Beatles", "It's never okay to ask for help", "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams", "Screw the Beatles and praise Jesus", "This page is a cry for help", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "If you're not good enough, you should stop trying," "People will stop bullying you if you trick them into eating something yucky," "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles" and " In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird. "
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 * toi w huemoe
 * Tired of Video Games that teach nothing? We are too!
 * toielrnut humorne
 * ptoolrmt jim,rp
 * tpo;emt jim,rp
 * tpoilet himpro
 * FUCK IT. VANILLA EXTRACT ON THE WALL
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 * Vanilla-extract-on-the-wall-bottom-text-oof-63261306.png
 * Get real.gif
 * All of the characters swear and say racist slurs and racist slurs and swear words and racisms and swears.
 * WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU BITCH THERE ARE CHILDREN READING THIS PAGE
 * Hey Macklemore Can We Go Thrift Shopping
 * Too much toilet humor
 * The show is aimed towards adults
 * The show is aimed towards old people who still drink moonshine
 * The show is aimed towards young people who listen to songs about moonshine
 * The show is aimed towards green goo people
 * The show is aimed towards sentient toenails
 * The show is aimed towards for people with receeding hairlines
 * The show is aimed towards your mom. Yes, yours.
 * Every -5 hours, there is an animation error.
 * Hey Guys I'm Disco Tony
 * Include pop culture references.
 * Include soda culture references.
 * Include soft drink culture references.
 * Include drink culture references.
 * Have the characters ask the audience questions.
 * Have the audience ask the characters questio-- WAIT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE *MY HEAD EXPLODES*
 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQrE9sDNDio
 * Make it edgy and offensive.
 * Remember, Oogtar spelled backwards is Ratgoo!
 * ඞ
 * Make the show Canananananananananadian.
 * Canada
 * Aboot hahahaha funny
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?!? Duurrhhlll... Based, based, cringe, cringe, based, based, cringe, cringe, cringe, based, cringe... I feel like I'm in a FUCKING asylum full of dementia-ridden old people that can do nothing but repeat the same FUCKING words on loop like a fucking broken record!!! Cringe cringe cringe cringe!!! Cringe, based, based! Onions? Onions, SNOYY!! Onions L O L onions! Cringe, BOOMER?? Le zoomer, I am BOOMER!!! No zoom zoom zoomies!! Zoomer going zoomies!! YnnnggGGHHAAHH I..FUCKING hate the internet so god DAMN much... FUCK! Shitposting, honest to...god...fucking hope your mother CHOKES on her own feces in hell you...COCK SUCKER. But oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I know my post is CRINGE!! ISN'T IT??? Cringe, cringe, CRINGEY cringe, based, cringe, based, REDDIT?? CRINGE!! BASED? CRINGE!! ZOOM?? CRINGE!! ONIONS?? REDDIT, BASED....BASED!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Mr. Krabs going on a murderfest
 * Yes, sir.
 * Ow! Who put that there?
 * when the seventh horn of the apocalypse sounds will you and your family be saved by His eternal grace or will you perish like a dog in wake of the seven plagues that follow.
 * Everyone is either from America or not american.
 * Dubai is not the capital of the UAE.
 * Yes, sir.
 * You already know this is based on a true story.
 * Every 20 seconds, someone burps, sneezes, farts, swears, moans, eats something, poops or pees.
 * Angus made a stinky.
 * cue everyone running out of Middlemost Toast because of this
 * The whole show gets a crossover with every single movie/TV show/commercial/video game that exists.
 * Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and- come on, who's with me, eh?
 * Nobody.
 * You greedy dirtbag!
 * Let it grow, let it grow, let the love inside you show!
 * Oh biscuits-.
 * Bandit Heeler.
 * It is animated on an animation software.
 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
 * ASTRA'S NOTE: This page is so freaking funny I'm glad I made it
 * The camera constantly shakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * The Boyz (Korean: 더보이즈; formerly known as Cre.kerz) is a South Korean boy group formed by Cre.ker Entertainment. The group currently consists of 11 members: Sangyeon, Jacob, Younghoon, Hyunjae, Juyeon, Kevin, New, Q, Ju Haknyeon, Sunwoo and Eric. The group debuted on December 6, 2017. Originally a 12-piece group, former member Hwall officially left the group in October 2019 due to health reasons.
 * Mr. Krabs alters the playplace to include torture devices.
 * The characters do Fork Night and Tikked Tock dances constantly.
 * in soviet russia, the tv shows make YOU bad!
 * The show goes until Season 800387338490903493498943889014389134898394111110100192877390347464937373936439262934639363946493720296464763738929028364547390273564839263829293864536782998376453678290473473427893475674635674356745374753453764545354665464565435436664206980089373293274926439423743475643924372349363249234632480081358973478783427372347234473833782473477456473934264392437234936324923463248008135897347878342737234723447383378247347745647355463834564389920100101010199292292929928376472899383838374774656565657447473838382992921001010109192882829214262738439403928176182937291718262817177171717177171711918717117227617812723786127474776476467421864467467346774639287832388312892182308903189138190087582975872152687395869320689475831279184534863289856397592718017862354987120896132056634280613573409646171340609758298204818892843929923929471935782963480986130709130319927359816901260894326653825616190175466942074917358286890436316897487583563847361859162458021762985132609017164327598760943157923.
 * ADD A LAUGH TRACK and ANOTHER LAUGH TRACK
 * And another one... and then another one.
 * And another laugh track. I added five laugh tracks.
 * Lightning McQueen doesn't win the Piston Cup.
 * The characters are in hideous CGI.
 * the comic sans makes this one even funnier lmao
 * Let Mark from Fuck No TV Tropes and Ed MacDonald write all the episodes.
 * Let Ed from Fuck Yes TV Tropes and Mark MacDonald write all the episodes.
 * Let Mark ohh you think you big boi throwin three stacks imma show you how to ball you a mismatch opinionated but i'm always spittin straight facts throwback i might throw this on an eight track
 * Fortnite
 * Albert Flamingo T-Posing Transparent PNG Free Download Watch Flamingo Videos Free YouTube Premium
 * Ahhh... oh yeah! Now we're talking!
 * Ahhh...
 * Now I'm done! Oops, I was wrong!
 * What did I drink?!
 * Needs more hell
 * bingy dingy
 * Oooooops, you have to put the CD in your computer!
 * The characters sing rap, children's songs, and outdated music.
 * Genderbend [character name].
 * but y tho
 * Once there was a captain, he was a serious dude, well, he crashed into a mountain, oh man it lightened the mood! Speaking of lightening the mood, speaking of thunderous joy, in comes Parker J., a raincloud, looking for new employ, the beardful captain said "Hey!", the cheerful raincloud said "Hi!" They started working together, what a magical sight, The Middlemost Post, Ah-ah-ah, The Middlemost Post Ah-ah-ah-ah!
 * JOIN THE MIDDLEMOST POST ROLEPLAY CLUB!! We meet every Wednesday at the abandoned post office. Everyone is welcome and the admission is free but you have to pay for the snacks. Please don't ask to be Parker because I called dibs on being him. We need a Lily and a Ryan btw
 * The characters are in bad CGI.
 * wrrerrrrrreerrrererrrrrr
 * Something
 * Mommy, if that bird can get his vision back, why can't they give my sibling their vision back?
 * I don't even know
 * Add a character who looks like this →→→→→→→→→→→ Real-homer-simpson.jpeg
 * Add whatever characters you don't like because they're bad
 * Whatever
 * Copypaste reasons from other things so it doesn't make any sense
 * Add something good to the bad page and start an argument
 * Sorry, this suggestion is locked behind a paywall.
 * Make it for children.
 * Make it for adults.
 * Make it for people who don't exist.
 * Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 * T_T
 * Caillou tlt uolliaC is having a now? The poppy and the poopy and the poppy and the poopy slowly eating the VHS tapes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 * Bobby the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy
 * Episode lasts for ten thousand year
 * Characters are dead.
 * 4
 * Logos which are not extremely scary that you try to think to nuke North Korea and force the guards to execute Kim Jong Un and Pyongyang gets abandoned
 * Hotel Mario the 13th Hotel
 * >_>
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 * Yea no
 * Guido
 * 2 words: Animation Errors
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 * Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay
 * There's a show that I like that is really liked by the audience but critics tore a new one, so IDK which page it would go on
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 * SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
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 * bad cgi
 * bad cgi
 * bad cgi
 * bad cgi
 * make character smaller
 * make character bigger
 * make character smaller
 * Throughout history there's never been an abundance of food. All food is the product of technology; apples, corn, tomatoes, all modified. Every food has been changed through selective breeding or grafting. For ten thousand years each attempt at improvement has changed the DNA of the plant. Now some people are up-in-arms about changes in DNA. You know what? If you're able to get up and have food you should celebrate. We should all dance about how much food we have. Why is anyone fighting food advance? A very small percentage of the world's population is fortunate enough to have the luxury of turning down food. The rest of the world spends most of its time trying to get any food. You know why? Technological problems. They got dirt, they got water, they got sun. They lack the technical ability to till or enrich the soil. They lack the machines to plant enough to feed their families. They lack the hybrid plants that produce more food per acre. We need to spread all the technology all we can, so all people everywhere can deal with the problem of too much food. We can't start getting picky because we've got enough food- that's just self-centered and racist. Unless you and yours are starving, you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP
 * MICHAEL ROSEN SPEEDRUNS MINECRAFT
 * (o_o)
 * Bri'ish
 * 666
 * I'm calling the cops, it's against the law for logos to go on strike!
 * WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, SONY DOES NOT OWN WARNER BROS, NOR DOES IT OWN VITAPHONE, AND THAT THEME MUSIC DOESN'T COME ALONG UNTIL 1964, ONE MORE SLIP UP AND IT'S THE END
 * NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP HOW DARE YOU PAIR RIVAL STUDIO LOGOS TOGETHER, THIS IS THE END, I'M NOT DOING ANY MORE LOONEY TUNES, YOU'RE ALL FIRED, DO YOU HEAR ME, F I R E D FIRED, OUT, OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUT!!!!!!!!!
 * No fishing in the toilet. What the hell? Nobody will ever do that. What would you catch? Maybe somebody else's shit.
 * I'M BARRY SCOTT AND THIS IS CILIT BANG
 * Let's do this LEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIINS
 * Dream stans when they buy Mario and Luigi Dream Team and find out it's not a crossover
 * Penis music
 * Penis music
 * Penis music
 * Penis music
 * Penis music
 * Penis music
 * Penis music
 * Directed by Michael Bay
 * There is no music
 * No script written
 * Disc. Or tape. Or lost media, IDK.
 * Doin your mom, doin doin your mom!
 * You know we straight with doin your mom
 * ඩ ລ Don't talk to me or my son ever again
 * O-D
 * TwT
 * Soi
 * Microsoft Sam, you son of a bitch, I am not a fucking asswipe
 * hee hee hee hee
 * It gives you one of those dreams where you fall of a high place and when you land you wake up with a jump
 * Have you ever watched a top 10 list just to hear about one of the things on the list and not been interested in anything else so you get to that part and stop watching? I have.
 * megalovania
 * pee pee
 * (reason that makes no sense)
 * fuck off
 * You've got the whole squad laughing T_T
 * i got cancelled for this one
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 * Fucking atrocious, these cans will be crucified for prostitution
 * The sex! The sex the sex the sex the sex the sex!
 * OH NO!
 * OUR TABLE!
 * IT'S BROKEN!
 * 77777777777777777777777777777777777
 * HA! YOU CHANGED THE CHANNEL AND I'M STILL HERE, FUCKERS!
 * The train to Nottingham will arrive in 5 minutes, which is a pity because this is Tesco.
 * HAHAHAHAHAHASOISOISOISOISOISOISOI
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 * I don't know i literally don't know
 * BANNED FROM CHINESE BUFFET FOR SHITTING IN THE SEAWEED
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 * listen i'm just saying that if all the sandwiches have extra mayo none of them really have any extra mayo
 * I'M GETTIN LOCO LOCO!!!!!
 * You will never understand the pain i felt when i was little and playhouse disney turned into disney junior ;-;
 * Scary logos like VID, Viacom V of Doom, Screen Gems, BBC Funeral, Klasky Csupo and Oz Films will flash in your mind over and over and over while you watch it. Somehow.
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 * MICROSOFT SAM I WANT YOU TO CEASE AND DESIST CALLING ME AN ASSWIPE
 * Bruh
 * Michael Rosen released his hit single, “The Michael Rosen Rap”, in 1960. Within 24 hours, it became the most sold song in all of human history, with at least 2 billion copies sold, and remained #1 in the World Top 40 for 27 years.
 * Caillou is hailed as an icon among nonbinary folk. The subtext in the episodes of the Caillou TV series are simultaneously implicit and explicit. It has been said that the writers were continuously told not to include such representation in a children's program, but they obviously didn't listen and here we are now
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 * Every 2.3658898754 microseconds, someone gets shoved into my boxer briefs designed by a US army soldier.
 * Four Tet?
 * Buy a yacht.
 * Steve, I'm giving you a promotion.
 * Marmite.
 * Yep, now you're fired.
 * Star Wars!
 * [insert reference here]
 * Use milk to make it Belgian without making it Dutch.
 * Make it similar to the newest season of The Simpsons.
 * Piss your shorts.
 * Shit your shorts.
 * Piss and shit your shorts simultaneously.
 * Hi.
 * Hi.
 * Guess what: you are a grandmother.
 * [metal riff]
 * WHEN TEACHER GIVES OUT JOLLY RANCHERS 👀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 * This page makes my eyelashes curl
 * Add lots of pissing and shitting and pissing and shitting and pooping and farting and peeing and pooping and pissing.
 * *deep voice* sex
 * Hey, the Beatles were pretty good.
 * Make all the characters sussy impostor bakas sussy mcsussypants emergency meeting (nineteen dollar fortnite card).
 * Have Submarine Man make the soundtrack.
 * Baroque instrumentsBashkir musical instrumentsNecked bowl lutesNecked box lutesMandolin family instrumentsEuropean musical instrumentsAmerican musical instrumentsJapanese musical instrumentsItalian musical instrumentsGreek musical instrumentsGerman musical instrumentsUkrainian musical instrumentsVenezuelan musical instrumentsBrazilian musical instrumentsPortuguese musical instrumentsString instrumentsClassical music instrumentsFolk music instrumentsBlues instruments
 * The entire internet worshipping something, then not liking it anymore, then hating it, then blaming its whole popularity on children and YouTubers, then finding something else to worship
 * GUYS GUYS GUYS IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE EVE EVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO EXCITED
 * Get rid of all the toxic people.
 * Get rid of all the toxic shippers.
 * Get rid of all the ships that don't make sense.
 * Get rid of all the people who like or hate this character. Other people can stay, but DON'T SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS!!!!!
 * Make them stop glorifying it, because it's nothing special.
 * Make them stop talking about it.
 * Make them stop being fans.
 * Make them stop liking it.
 * Make them do all these things...AT GUNPOINT! AND WHEN I MEAN GET RID OF ALL THOSE OTHER PEOPLE, I MEAN IT! I MEAN IT LITERALLY! WE'RE GOING TO SEND SWAT TEAMS TO THEIR HOUSE, AND THEN NUKE THEM, AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAUHGUHGEHEHEHEHUUHUHUDUHUHHDUHDHUDDHUDHUHU- (chokes) (dies)
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 * Don't let your tax return peck away at you. Do it by the 31st of January. Tax. Tax, TAX, tax.
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Some stay dry and others feel the pain
 * Chocolate Rain
 * A baby born will die before the sin
 * Chocolate Rain
 * The school books say it can't be here again
 * Chocolate Rain
 * The prisons make you wonder where it went
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Build a tent and say the world is dry
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 * Zoom the camera out and see the lie
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Forecast to be falling yesterday
 * Chocolate Rain
 * "Only in the past" is what they say
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Makes us happy living in a gate
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Made me cross the street the other day
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 * Made you turn your head the other way
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 * History quickly crashing through your veins
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Using you to fall back down again
 * Chocolate Rain
 * History quickly crashing through your veins
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Using you to fall back down again
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Seldom mentioned on the radio
 * Chocolate Rain
 * It's the fear your leaders call control
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Worse than swearing, worse than calling names
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Say it publicly and you're insane
 * Chocolate Rain
 * No one wants to hear about it now
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Wish real hard, it goes away somehow
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Makes the best of friends begin to fight
 * Chocolate Rain
 * But did they know each other in the light?
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Every February washed away
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Stays behind as colors celebrate
 * Chocolate Rain
 * The same crime has a higher price to pay
 * Chocolate Rain
 * The judge and jury swear it's not the face
 * Chocolate Rain
 * History quickly crashing through your veins
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Using you to fall back down again
 * Chocolate Rain
 * History quickly crashing through your veins
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Using you to fall back down again
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Dirty secrets of economy
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Turns that body into GDP
 * Chocolate Rain
 * The Bell Curve blames the baby's DNA
 * Chocolate Rain
 * But test scores are how much the parents make
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Flipping cars in France the other night
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 * Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
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 * 'Cross the world and back its all the same
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Which part do you think you're living in?
 * Chocolate Rain
 * More than marching, more than passing law
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Remake how we got to where we are
 * Chocolate Rain
 * History quickly crashing through your veins
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Using you to fall back down again
 * Chocolate Rain
 * History quickly crashing through your veins
 * Chocolate Rain
 * Using you to fall back down again
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 * Have.
 * Make.
 * Get rid of.
 * Funnier jokes.
 * Better animation.
 * Don't elaborate. Don't bother.
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 * Have it so that in the final episode it is revealed that the whole video movie show was just a dream and the main character was in a coma
 * Have it so that in the final episode it is revealed that the whole video movie show was just DreamTDM.exe and you are in a coma
 * Have it so that in the final episode it is revealed that the whole video movie show was just lois shooting peter and ur mom is in a coma xd
 * Give it a yee yee ass haircut.
 * Add MICROTRANSACTIONS!!!! EA moment EA moment!!!
 * givethe character s hyperrealistic feet
 * Make it cringe (not based (not poggers)).
 * fuh fuh fuh fuhfuh fuh fuhfuhfuh fuh fuhfuhfuhfuh FUHHHHHHHH fucking fortnite??F????????????!??!?
 * steal its doccy peppy
 * Hi
 * Make it absolutely nothing like RATS, the best show ever made.
 * Make it get rid of the make it have a wipe it from making it.
 * Help me find my teeth (I lost them).
 * Put the vanilla extract on the wall again. That was funny.
 * Drug is not a weed, plant is a meth. Can you grow weed, can, drug, plants??? YES. Can you weed drug? NO
 * pizza toilet
 * Have the characters.
 * Make.
 * Get rid of.
 * Wipe from existence.
 * Add.
 * Remove.
 * it is bringing me pain typing that
 * Baby shows bad. Did you hear that? Baby shows bad!
 * The main character throws tantrums like Caillou. Did you hear that? Don't you remember? Caillou threw tantrums! Guess what! He's bad! Isn't this the first time you've heard this? No? Well it won't be the last either.
 * Also, the main character is a Karma Houdini who never gets any comeuppance for his actions.
 * Also, the main character is a Karma Houdini who never gets any comeuppance for his actions.
 * Also, the main character is a Karma Houdini who never gets any comeuppance for his actions.
 * JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! DID YOU JUST SAY K*RM* H**D**N*?????? THE WORST THING IN EXISTENCE??? HELP HELP I DON'T THINK MY POOR HEART CAN TAKE IT!
 * Right, that's it, we're rounding up all these K*rm* H**d*n*es and writing revenge fics where they all get tortured painfully and slowly with all the good characters laughing!!!!
 * (LAUGH TRACK)
 * How bikers eat their sketty
 * Add 696969696969 copies of a spooky logo just to tease us.
 * And finally...
 * the world we live in. it's so... wonderous. mysterious. even magical. no... no no no.. not that world. i meant this one. the smartphone. each system and program app is it's own little planet of perfect. technology. all providing services so necessary, so crucial, so unbelievably profound. look who just sent me a text! addie mccallister? it must be a mistake. or a joke. or a scam! don't send her your social security number. she's right there! that's our user, alex. and, like every freshman in high school, his whole life, everything, revolves around his phone. and, because the pace of life gets, faster and faster... phones down in five. and attention spans get shorter and shorter... and... you're probably not even listening to me right now. who has the time to type out actual words? and that's where we come in. the most important invention in the history of communication! emo gees. that's my home! textopolis. here, each of us does one thing, and we have to nail it every time. christmas tree just has to stand there, all festive. merry christmas! it's still september, tim! and princesses... i am so pretty. they just gotta wear their crowns and keep their hair comb. we are so pretty. devil, poop, thumbs up, they just show up and they're good to go. but for the faces, the pressure is on. cryer always has to cry, even if he just won the lottery. hurray, i'm a millionaire! laugher's always laughing, even if he's just broken his arm. ahh!! ah! i can see the bone!! ah ah ah ah ah... and me, i'm a meh. so i gotta totally be over it all the time, you know? like meh, who cares. which is not as easy as it sounds. i gotta be mehhhhhhhhh i GOTTA! be! mehhhhhhhhh morning misses D, i see you have the little minis with ya! oh, they're so... cute! NYAH, SO ADORABLE, I CAN'T TAKE IT! I WILL NEVER GET THEM TO SLEEP! STICK TO YOUR ONE FACE, WEIRDO. OLE! OLE! OH NO! OH NO! it's hard to only act blasé. when, living in textopolis is.... just so exciting! hah low good simeans! those ah some shalp attach shays! yes, well we have business to attend to. whot kind off business? monkey business. ha ha ha ha, i sounded british. meh... Oh, that was really good.. meh ? meh ... meh ha ha... what the freak ya doing there, mate? practicing. today is my first day on the phone. oh, droit. i'm gonna be so.. meh. what are you going to do? blah! me and the boys are gonna throw ourse-- NO WE ARE NOT DOING THIS

Reviews of this tv video movie
Reviews of this tv video movie are not positive to say the least. In fact it was rated 0% on Nasty Potatoes. Nobody liked it. No positive things were written about it. Some scathing reviews include:
 * 1) It sucks.
 * 2) It really sucks.
 * 3) It sucks because it sucks.
 * 4) I said so.
 * 5) Something or other.
 * 6) It killed my family.
 * 7) It ate my goldfish.
 * 8) ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE SOMETHING!
 * 9) It likes bad things, such as everything I don't like. (Everything on every negative reception wiki)
 * 10) It hates good things, such as everything I like. (Everything on every positive reception wiki)
 * 11) Damnit i have to get ready for school i'll continue this later lmao
 * 12) Anyway, I'm home, so actually, that's a legitimate point that it's bad. Because I said so.
 * 13) Other things are better, making this bad.
 * 14) It's bad.
 * 15) It's terrible.
 * 16) thinks it's bad.
 * 17) This isn't even a bad point, but let's pretend it is.
 * 18) This is so minor that it doesn't matter, but let's pretend it does.
 * 19) Awful, terrible, atrocious, toxic, rotten, abysmal, crappy, upsetting, unfavourable, dreadful, horrible, loathsome, disgraceful, pathetic, horrid, disgusting, worthless, useless, horrific, stupid, shitty, idiotic, moronic, pointless, annoying, rude, offensive, fucked-up, pathetic, weak, unfunny, garbage, good-for-nothing, unpleasant, bunch of other negative adjectives.
 * 20) It sucks! It does!
 * 21) It is so terrible it has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
 * 22) It totally promotes all these bad things the characters did in episodes because every single show HAS to teach a moral and if a character does a bad thing that automatically means the show is encouraging you to do said bad thing. Don't try to argue with us on this. We're right. You're wrong.
 * 23) The fandom is toxic and disrespects opinions. Oh, the HUMANITY!!! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE OPINIONS!?
 * 24) It's a ripoff of a different marginally similar thing that was released years prior.
 * 25) It makes too many popped culture references to popped culture franchises.
 * 26) It dumped a carton of milk on me on the bus one time.
 * 27) It speaks too many languages.
 * 28) It dislikes reception wikis.
 * 29) Poop
 * 30) 30th reason
 * Pee
 * 1) fneifnenf
 * 2) Gibberish
 * 3) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
 * 4) The theme song is a ripoff of "American Idiot" by Nirvana feat. Radiohead and Radiofeet.
 * 5) The animation is poorly done in Flash.
 * 6) The show is from Canadian because if a show is even partially Canadian that means it's objectively bad (there is only ONE exception to this and NO it's not Ed Edd N' Eddy that show scares me)
 * 7) The show is made by SJWs because this term is totally still relevant in the big year of 2021
 * 8) Its humor is either too edgy or not edgy enough
 * 9) fart joke
 * 10) fart joke
 * 11) fart joke
 * 12) fart joke
 * 13) fart joke
 * 14) fart joke
 * 15) About a tablespoon of fish sauce: smells like feet, tastes like meat – very strong source of umami.
 * 16) Dr. Phil
 * 17) Philly Cheesesteak
 * 18) l don't know.
 * 19) A reason.
 * 20) We're outright admitting this reason is shit.
 * 21) It wished me an unhappy birthday which is heartless. I wish I wasn't making up this point. This has been used, and still is on external websites.
 * 22) Hypocrisy: Let that sink in.
 * No, we're not lying!
 * 1) A bunch of really serious claims not backed up by anything.
 * 2) Horrible animation.
 * 3) Terrible animation.
 * 4) Poor animation.
 * 5) I don't like this character.
 * 6) It's bad.
 * 7) It's bad.
 * 8) It's not good.
 * 9) Points copypasted from other pages.
 * 10) Unrelated thing copypasted from somewhere else.
 * Yes, sir.
 * 1) You already know this is based on a true story.
 * 2) Using terms from TV Tropes ad bloody nauseam to describe the show and its characters completely unironically
 * 3)  UNNECESSARILY EMPHASISING SOMETHING PETTY THAT HAPPENED IN AN EPISODE OF THE SHOW THAT ULTIMATELY DOESN'T MATTER!  Let that sink in!
 * 4) Great, what does that sink want now?
 * 5) My baby brother is scared of the main antagonist and now I have to make that everyone else's problem
 * 6) Looking at it made my eyelashes fall out.
 * 7) It grounded grounded grounded me for 2390495817548909323105875784034819327348823297 years.
 * 8) The guys who made it don't listen to my favorite band. Cringe!
 * 9) Marmite.
 * 10) It thinks the Earth is flat.
 * 11) Why tf does it exist?!
 * 12) The following two are related and true. This header also counts as a point.
 * 13) It disrespects opinions. It's an opinion basher!
 * 14) Its opinion is wrong about things that have mixed opinions.
 * 15) It's a bad user.
 * 16) One word was misspelled on the page. That makes the entire wiki bad.
 * 17) Opinion basher.
 * 18) Opinion basher.
 * 19) Opinion basher.
 * 20) Opinion basher.
 * 21) Onion basher.
 * 22) Opium basher.
 * 23) Operation basher.
 * 24) OxiClean basher.
 * 25) Op op op
 * 26) Oppa Gangnam Style
 * 27) It thinks X is a ripoff of Y, when actually X came before that. What an idiot!
 * 28) It thinks X is a ripoff of Y, when actually X came before that. What an idiot!
 * 29) It thinks X is a ripoff of Y, when actually X came before that. What an idiot!
 * 30) It thinks X is a ripoff of Y, when actually X came before that. What an idiot!
 * 31) It thinks X is a ripoff of Y, when actually X came before that. What an idiot!
 * 32) *It thinks Pokemon X is a ripoff of Pokemon Y, when actually they came out on the same day, you don't know your arse from your elbow, also nobody thinks this but it doesn't matter
 * 33) Let's break down everything they say on their channel:
 * 1: Don't dislike my videos. Dude, we can dislike your videos whenever we want!
 * 2: Don't call me names. Dude, we can call you names whenever we want!
 * 3: Don't harass me. Dude, we can harass you whenever we want!
 * 4: Don't- Dude, we can whenever we want! WE'RE INVINCIBLLLLLLLLLLE!
 * 5: Literally copy paste this for everything they have ever said not to do: Dude, we can (fill in) whenever we want!
 * 1) HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 * 2) It found this page and brigaded it. Now it's banned from every wiki and we're going to demand it be blocked from the entire Miraheze network because only reception wikis exist.
 * 3) This page has been protected. Reason: Don't want any opinion disrespecters to vandalise it!
 * 4) I'm right.
 * 5) You're wrong.
 * 6) If you like this, you're a toxic white knighter. Also, respect my opinions.
 * 7) Michael Scott funny.jpg
 * 8) It's cringe.
 * 9) I personally do not find the animation graphics appealing to look at.
 * 10) It has nothing to do with Cave Story.
 * 11) It's too random (XD).
 * 12) Trent Reznor didn't make the soundtrack.
 * 13) One of the storyboard artists is extremely unfunny on twitter.
 * 14) Thinking about it makes me very sad. I am not kidding.
 * 15) It's not kawaii.
 * 16) We got a number one victory royale Yeah Fortnite we bout to get down (get down) Ten kills on the board right now Just wiped out Tomato Town
 * 17) I don't know.
 * 18) My wife
 * 19) The Industrial Revolution was two hundred years ago!
 * 20) I want to go home.
 * Oh, I'm like drunken, drunken 周り気にせず Pumpin', pumpin' 脳内は lose control このままもっと hot に暴れるヒーロー まるで弾ける Champagne shower 見た事もない magic hour どこで誰かが欲しいのならば 今すぐ飛んで行くさ Roger B-B-B-Burning engine か、か、か、加速する Car. l-l-l-like the bomb 瞬く間に燃える everybody 夜が来れば yeah 目覚める power, yeah 抑えきれない 陽が昇るまで Oh, feel so high 何もからかわないで alright 感じたのならヒーローになるさ Looks like the Dark Knight, looks like the Dark Knight 今夜は暴れるヒーローになれ ヤバすぎる show time ヒラけ！ マジで暴れるヒーローになれ Eh, eh, oh, eh Put your hands up in the air
 * 1) jhonny tets and dukye
 * 2) Johnny Test!
 * 3) Johnny Test!
 * 4) This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test
 * 5) Time to watch Johnny Test. Johnny Test is one of my favorite things to watch.
 * 6) The creator doesn't think "Anemone heart" by Minami Kotori and Sonoda Umi is a good song. What the fuck man
 * 7) The creator doesn't like McDonalds, Burger King or any other fast food restaurants either.
 * 8) The creator lives off a strict diet of aquarium gravel and water. That's a fish's house you sick fuck
 * 9) YOU WAS WAITIN I WAS CHASIN STOMPIN OUT THE STORE GUCCI BRACELET NO HESITATION WHATS THE HOLD UP FLYIN IN A FOREIGN DOIN DONUTS WATCH MY WHOLE LIFE CHANGE LIKE A MOVIE FIRST DAY IN LA A HUNDRED GROUPIES MY SHORTY IN THE END'S AFRAID TO LOSE ME THEY GON SAY I CHANGED BUT I NEVER CHANGED I JUST BOUGHT A CHAIN FUCK A WEDDING RING BIG BODY RANGE PULL UP IN A TANK TALKIN DOWN MY NAME WE GON LET IT BAAAAAANNNNNNNNGGGGGG
 * 10) The creator claims he listens to "Red Hot Chili Peppers". No you don't. No one does. You can't listen to a fruit. You absolute buffoon.
 * 11) THE CREATOR ALSO DIDN'T SAY GRACE BEFORE EATING
 * 12) For days the creator snorted powdered milk. #TonyRockMontana
 * 13) Do you mind? I'm
 * 14) my eyes are bleeding once again
 * 15) It wasn't automatically cancelled once it hit two seasons
 * 16) Godspeed You! Black Emperor didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 17) *Aqours didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 18) *Your Favorite Martian didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 19) *The band who made that let the bodies hit the floor song didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 20) *Big Time Rush didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 21) *Crystal Castles didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 22) *Death Grips didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 23) *Lil Mariko didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 24) *Morfonica didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 25) *Weezer didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 26) *STAYC didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 27) *Metallica didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 28) *Nirvana didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 29) *Foo Fighters didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 30) *AC/DC didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 31) *Nickelback didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 32) *Radiohead and Radiofeet didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 33) *ONEWE didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 34) *T1419 didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 35) *NCT didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 36) *LOONA didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 37) *Bloodhound Gang didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 38) *Smash Mouth didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 39) *DEVO didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 40) *Spiderbait didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 41) *Regurgitator didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 42) *Cake didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 43) *Run-D.M.C. didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 44) *bbno$ didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 45) *The Presidents Of The United States Of America didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 46) *R.E.M. didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 47) *Ween didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 48) *Kanye West didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 49) *Joji didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 50) *Sum 41 didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 51) *The Goo Goo Dolls didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 52) *Hootie and the Blowfish didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 53) *Matchbox Twenty didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 54) *IIIrd Tyme Out didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 55) *Imagine Dragons didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 56) *Motion City Soundtrack didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 57) *Finger Eleven didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 58) *BTS didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 59) *DragonForce didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 60) *Kiss didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 61) *Linkin Park didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 62) *Eminem didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 63) *Disturbed didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 64) *Guns N' Roses didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 65) *Kep1er didn't make any of the soundtrack. Nitzan is pissed.
 * 66) *Your favorite band didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 67) *You didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 68) *I didn't make any of the soundtrack.
 * 69) *No one made the soundtrack.
 * 70) The writers haven't made an episode apologizing for lending their names to this terrible thing
 * 71) The creator spilled nesquik on my fucking YEEZYS I AM GOING TO KILL HIM AND HIS FIRSTBORN
 * 72) THERE IS A SEVERED HEAD IN A TOILET IN THE RESTROOM AT APPLEBEE'S AT 9364 WI-16, ONALASKA, WI
 * 73) Smeek gabongo flooba? Flab hoa booba hooba blomblo scrumbla floppa. Gajunga googoo gaagaa poopy.
 * 74) It’s an anti-Meapist.
 * 75) It has a Discord server. DO NOT JOIN IT AT ALL COSTS!!!
 * 76) It plays Fortnite.
 * 77) *And Minecraft.
 * 78) *And Minecraft Story Mode. Epecially Episode 6.
 * 79) *And Call of Duty.
 * 80) *And Among Us.
 * 81) *And GTA.
 * 82) *And Overwatch.
 * 83) *And League of Legends.
 * 84) *And Friday Night Funkin'.
 * 85) *More specifically the VS. Shard mod.
 * 86) *And Omori. Go to therapy.
 * 87) *And Peggle (not Peggle 2)
 * 88) *And Geometry Dash.
 * 89) *And Poppy Playtime.
 * 90) *And Tattletail.
 * 91) *And Roblox.
 * 92) *And Genshin Impact.
 * 93) *And Puyo Puyo.
 * 94) *And Tetris.
 * 95) *And Puyo Puyo Tetris.
 * 96) *And Mario Kart.
 * 97) *And Mario Party.
 * 98) *And Mario Strikers Charged Football.
 * 99) *And Taiko no Tatsujin.
 * 100) *And Nicktoons Battle for Volcano Island.
 * 101) *And .io games.
 * 102) *And MovieStarPlanet.
 * 103) *And SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom.
 * 104) *And Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day!
 * 105) *And Microsoft Solitaire Collection.
 * 106) *And the Ratatouille DS game.
 * 107) *And every Just Dance game that exists.
 * 108) *And FNAF.
 * 109) *And Clash of Clans.
 * 110) *And Fatty Spins Doin Your Mom - The Game. Yeah, that's a real game. In it, Fatty Spins does your mom, and you can't do anything about it.
 * 111) *And TENNIS ON THE WII. WATCH ME FUCKING GET IT! YOU'LL SEE, AY, YEAH YOU'LL SEE... PLAYING TENNIS ON THE WII!
 * 112) It has an iPhone.
 * 113) It think the Earth is flat. THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT FFS!!!!!!
 * 114) It think the Earth is round. THE EARTH IS NOT ROUND FFS!!!!!!
 * 115) It think the Earth is an oblong baguette-like shape. THE EARTH IS NOT AN OBLONG BAGUETTE-LIKE SHAPE FFS!!!!!!
 * 116) It think the Earth is real. THE EARTH IS NOT REAL FFS!!!!!!
 * 117) It has no reason to exist.
 * 118) It forced its dog to be vegan.
 * 119) It forced its pet vegan to eat meat.
 * 120) It tastes like desiccated vegan guts.
 * 121) Its fresh pasta recipe requires a vegan, twenty eggs, and a dad.
 * 122) It started wars.
 * 123) It started terrorist attacks.
 * 124) It started genocides.
 * 125) The creator committed various war crimes in the Balk-- UNFUNNY REDDIT JOKE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUT!
 * 126) It poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses.
 * 127) Damn it has no socks
 * 128) *Damn where are its socks
 * 129) *It's always fucking late cuz it smokes a lot
 * 130) *If you had a date yeah I'm sorry it forgot
 * 131) *20 minutes late pullin up to its job
 * 132) *Yeah it smokes a joint just to roll a fuckin blunt
 * 133) *Yeah it's rockin camo pants but it ain't tryna hunt
 * 134) *It hasn't done its laundry in about a month
 * 135) *It's okay it'd buy a whole new outfit just to stunt
 * 136) *Wait you hate on it but at its show you're in the front?
 * 137) *Hold up, you're fake.
 * 138) *Hold up, you're dumb.
 * 139) It didn't take me to its Xbox to play Fortnite today.
 * 140) *It didn't take me to Moisty Mire. It took me to Loot Lake.
 * 141) *It didn't want to chug jug with me.
 * 142) *We can't be pro Fortnite gamers.
 * 143) It's a plum fool about Ida Red.
 * 144) It was accused of drinkos peepee and supposedly liked the taste.
 * 145) Its wiper blades are chattering and squeaking.
 * 146) The creator is talking directly into my ear now. He needs me to do him a favor. i will do this for him. He needs me to go to gamestop, and he needs me to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if i come back empty handed i'll be in big trouble. i will never see the light of day.
 * 147) Internet strangers say it's bad and I trust their judgement.
 * 148) The C in Chang is for Cocaine.png
 * 149) It listens to mumble rap.
 * 150) *It also listens to rap.
 * 151) *And hip hop.
 * 152) *And K-pop. MORE LIKE K-POOP!!!!!!!!!
 * 153) *And J-pop. Well you were already weeby enough speaking Japanese, listing to J-pop makes you an even bigger weeb.
 * 154) *And C-pop.
 * 155) *And V-pop.
 * 156) *And Cantopop.
 * 157) *And vocaloid songs.
 * 158) *And pop.
 * 159) *And rock.
 * 160) *And glam rock. You will burn in Hell.
 * 161) *And piano rock. What the hell even is that. Huh
 * 162) *And rap rock. The 2000s are over, pal. Get over it.
 * 163) *And alternative rock.
 * 164) *And classical rock.
 * 165) *And hard rock.
 * 166) *And metal.
 * 167) *And metalcore.
 * 168) *And progressive metal.
 * 169) *And neo classical metal. Are you okay? Like mentally?
 * 170) *And kawaii metal.
 * 171) *And thrash metal.
 * 172) *And industrial metal. Lol. Who do you think you are, Ohara Mari? What's next, are you gonna "it's joke!" us into orbit? Huh?
 * 173) *And power metal.
 * 174) *And heavy metal.
 * 175) *And death metal.
 * 176) *And black metal.
 * 177) *And nu metal, which -- fun fact -- is the WORST KIND OF METAL!
 * 178) *And hair metal.
 * 179) *And pop rock.
 * 180) *And pop punk 's not dead
 * 181) *And Italo disco.
 * 182) *And eurobeat.
 * 183) *And eurodance.
 * 184) *And Russian hardbass. CHEEKI BREEKI
 * 185) *And Serbian electronic music.
 * 186) *And German dark minimal techno.
 * 187) *And classical music.
 * 188) *And TV openings.
 * 189) *And anime openings.
 * 190) *And anime closings.
 * 191) *And TV closings.
 * 192) *And media soundtracks.
 * 193) *And video game music.
 * 194) *And world music.
 * 195) *And stereotypical music from each country.
 * 196) *And country music.
 * 197) *And lofi hip hop beats to study to.
 * 198) *And national anthems.
 * 199) *And earrape.
 * 200) *And crappy recorder covers.
 * 201) *And nightcore.
 * 202) *And disco.
 * 203) *And dance pop.
 * 204) *And synth pop.
 * 205) *And synth rock.
 * 206) *And dubstep.
 * 207) *And electronic music.
 * 208) *And vaporwave.
 * 209) *And trance anthems.
 * 210) *And synthwave.
 * 211) *And national anthems
 * 212) *And indie
 * 213) *And hypermetal
 * 214) *And reggae
 * 215) *And reggaeton
 * 216) *And crunkcore
 * 217) *And neon pop.
 * 218) *And shoegaze.
 * 219) *And kawaii future bass.
 * 220) *And regular future bass.
 * 221) *And tropical house.
 * 222) *And chiptune.
 * 223) *And electroswing.
 * 224) *And happy hardcore.
 * 225) *And drum and bass.
 * 226) *And big room house.
 * 227) *And ska.
 * 228) *And calypso.
 * 229) *And extratone.
 * 230) *And sea shanties (funny).
 * 231) *And Mongolian throat singing (funny 2).
 * 232) *And music still on MTV.
 * 233) *And Dream SMP. Yes, that's a category of music now according to Spotify. I'm not even making this up. I'm not even saying this for a joke. I swear.
 * 234) **they put C418 in the dream smp category lol
 * 235) *And minimal lofi acid industrial synthwave vaporcore doom speed thrash death black soft hard rock crunkcore scene emo emo rap trap reggaeton italo grunge melodic electrogrind nkawaiiwave folk garage reggae comic indie bubblegum trance Slovenian hypermetal nu-binural discobeat tex-mex glam pop avant-garde future funk bass horrorpunk horrorcore emo trance midwest hip-hop ska glitch piano new wave noise pop alternative house gabba worship soul samba dark jazz fusion funkcoregrind hardbass.
 * 236) *And even random noises that don’t qualify as songs like Crazybus! WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO ALL THIS SHIT!??!!?!!?!!??!!?!?!?!!!!?!!??!!?!?!???!!!!?!?
 * 237) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 238) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 239) Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 240) You know we straight, we doin' your mom
 * 241) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 242) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 243) Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 244) You know we straight, we doin' your mom
 * 245) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 246) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 247) Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 248) You know we straight, we doin' your mom
 * 249) I'm doin' your mom, yes, yours!
 * 250) First saw her in the Walmart pickin' out your drawers
 * 251) Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80s prom queen
 * 252) But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans
 * 253) I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?"
 * 254) She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs
 * 255) Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me
 * 256) So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity, giggity, giggity
 * 257) I was ridin' your mom like she's Mario Kart
 * 258) I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start
 * 259) She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again
 * 260) How many times I tap that ass? (Over 9000!)
 * 261) Yeah, she called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it
 * 262) Later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it
 * 263) 'Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
 * 264) To be in the bed, butt-naked, doin' your mom
 * 265) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 266) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 267) Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 268) You know we straight, we doin' your mom
 * 269) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 270) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 271) Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 272) You know we straight, we doin' your mom
 * 273) I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie
 * 274) You other brothers can't deny that she's fly
 * 275) We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that
 * 276) She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black
 * 277) But your mom's the best, the super M-I-L-F
 * 278) 'Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef
 * 279) And I blame it on the al-al-alcohol
 * 280) If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all
 * 281) She likes the Donkey-Punch, she likes the Dirty Sanchez
 * 282) Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed
 * 283) She likes rough sex with handcuffs, and I'll be honest
 * 284) She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna
 * 285) She's so therapeutic, when I need to cure my restlessness
 * 286) I say br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br, motorboat your mom's breastesess
 * 287) I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
 * 288) 'Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mo-om
 * 289) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 290) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 291) Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 292) You know we straight, we doin' your mom
 * 293) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 294) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 295) Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 296) You know we straight, we doin' your mom
 * 297) Sex with your mother
 * 298) And that makes me (Better, better) better than you
 * 299) I'm having sex with your mother
 * 300) And that makes me (Better, better) better than you
 * 301) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 302) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 303) Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 304) You know we straight, we doin' your mom
 * 305) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 306) Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 307) Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
 * 308) You know we straight, we doin' your mom
 * 309) It lives in a house.
 * 310) It hates Earth.
 * 311) It thinks it’s a horrible home.
 * 312) It thinks people are stupid.
 * 313) It doesn’t know a place where the grass is greener.
 * 314) It doesn’t know a place where the water is clear.
 * 315) When a girl does it like this, it won’t do it like that.
 * 316) When a girl touches like this, it won’t touch her right back.
 * 317) When a girl moves like this, it won’t move her right back.
 * 318) It won’t shake, shake, shake, shake, a-shake it.
 * 319) It won’t look at this photograph.
 * 320) It doesn’t donate to Wikipedia.
 * 321) It looks dumb.
 * 322) It looks ugly.
 * 323) It looks stupid.
 * 324) It thinks 9+10 is 19 when it’s actually 21. IDIOT!
 * 325) It thinks 9+10 is 21 when it’s actually 19. IDIOT!
 * 326) It uses Windows ME.
 * 327) It uses Windows 8.
 * 328) It uses Windows XP.
 * 329) It uses Windows Vista.
 * 330) It uses Windows 98.
 * 331) It uses Windows 7.
 * 332) It uses Windows 10.
 * 333) It uses Windows 95.
 * 334) It uses Windows 1.0.
 * 335) It uses Windows 2.0.
 * 336) It uses Windows 3.0.
 * 337) It uses Windows 3.1.
 * 338) It uses Windows NT 4.0.
 * 339) It uses Windows NT 5.0.
 * 340) It uses Windows 2000.
 * 341) It uses Windows Whistler.
 * 342) It uses Windows Longhorn.
 * 343) They're all for #EatTheRich but they live in a gated community and use an apple computer.
 * 344) 300th reason.
 * 345) It's a massive piece of crap.
 * 346) It sucks.
 * 347) It sucks.
 * 348) It sucks.
 * 349) It sucks.
 * 350) It sucks.
 * 351) It sucks.
 * 352) It sucks.
 * 353) It sucks.
 * 354) It sucks.
 * 355) It sucks.
 * 356) It sucks.
 * 357) It sucks.
 * 358) It sucks.
 * 359) It sucks.
 * It.
 * 1) sucks.
 * I.
 * T.
 * S.
 * U.
 * C.
 * K.
 * S.
 * 1) .skcus tI
 * 2) iT SUCKS.
 * 3) It SuCkS.
 * 4) idjwfiwdes
 * 5) emisfmc
 * 6) Gibberish.
 * 7) ufheufhiewfdisfewjdfw23w8ein3he
 * 69
 * 420
 * 1) 69420
 * 2) 42069
 * 3) 69 420
 * 4) 420 69
 * 5) FUNNY NUMBERS ARE FUNNY PLEASE LAUGH NOW
 * 6) It lives in a house.
 * 7) *It's not in the middle of the street, before you ask.
 * 8) siren. siren. siren. weoh weoh
 * 9) it makes fry day knight fucking mods
 * 10) *TGIFridays Night Funkin
 * 11) **fuck yo
 * 12) It doesn't want to try my grandma's eons-old potato salad recipe.
 * 13) it is allergic to the following things:
 * 14) *Peanuts
 * 15) *Fish
 * 16) *Eggs
 * 17) *Soy
 * 18) *Wheat
 * 19) *Animal dander
 * 20) *Latex
 * 21) *Ibuprofen
 * 22) *Tree nuts
 * 23) *Weed
 * 24) *Concrete
 * 25) *Eurodance
 * 26) *Human skin
 * 27) *Partially hydrogenated vegetable oils
 * 28) *Everything at Walmart
 * 29) *Crack
 * 30) *Coke
 * 31) *Pepsi
 * 32) *Animals
 * 33) *Cannabis
 * 34) *Arsenic
 * 35) *Plutonium
 * 36) *Uranium
 * 37) *Polonium
 * 38) *Iron
 * 39) *Lithium
 * 40) *Paint
 * 41) *Plaster
 * 42) *Words
 * 43) *Text
 * 44) *Voices
 * 45) *Faces
 * 46) *Slovakia (that is where it's going next)
 * 47) *Videotapes
 * 48) *Meth
 * 49) *Methanol
 * 50) *Allinol
 * 51) *Pollinol
 * 52) *Ollinol
 * Ol
 * 1) *Poop
 * 2) *Pee
 * 3) *Wyoming
 * 4) *Grass, and by extension pollen (Speaking of grass, it should probably go touch it and like break out in hives or whatever.)
 * 5) *And even RED MEAT! RED MEAT!!!!!!!!!
 * 6) It's a loathsome character because it says it's amazing as one of its catchphrases in online matches. I will repeat. One of the reasons it's loathsome (as in a terrible and horrible character) is that it says it's amazing as one of its catchphrases in online matches.
 * 7) It has no reason to exist! So it's automatically loathsome.
 * 8) It made another objectively good character cry. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * 9) It's ugly.
 * 10) The tiniest, minorest thing in the world, which makes it terrible.
 * OK, this one I just pulled out my arse.
 * 1) Speaking of speaking, it speaks. In a voice I don't like. Fuck them.
 * 2) Their catchphrase gets old very quickly. (Not sourced)
 * 3) It does things.
 * 4) Nothing. Literally, nothing. Who cares it's a point!
 * 5) This is literally just a fact about them that I put as a bad point when it isn't.
 * 6) This is a good thing about another character.
 * 7) This is factually wrong.
 * 8) This is made up.
 * 9) This is highly exaggerated.
 * 10) This is a load of shite.
 * 11) THIS IS SPARTA which is a bad point.
 * 361
 * 362
 * 363
 * 1) Copy paste this as the ID for a YouTube video to find the lyrics to what this is objectively. YuHMeYG1nEY
 * 2) There is now a point for every day of the year. Hooray! it sucks.
 * 3) Now it's a leap year. Hooray! it still sucks.
 * 4) Stop jumping up and down! I can't stand the noise!
 * 5) Wait SpongeBob, we're not cavemen! We have technology! (smashes computer)
 * 6) HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GO SOME SQUIRREL'S FUCKING MY TOMATOES
 * 7) It made the best dubbing company in existence, Jess Discographic, shut down.
 * 8) It doesn't click on the Spotify links I send it.
 * 9) It doesn't say "nice" every time it sees the number 69.
 * 10) It downvotes all my Reddit posts.
 * 11) It doesn't get my objectively funny references to objectively good media.
 * 12) Stockholm is the capital and largest city of Sweden.
 * 13) Dr. Phil's acting is really subpar compared to his performance in Son of Zorn.
 * 14) It called my infant son cringe in public the other day.
 * 15) It didn't make its website using Squarespace, the sponsor of this wiki page. Let me thank them real quick.
 * 16) *It also refuses to play Raid Shadow Legends, which is also a sponsor of this page.
 * 17) Taco Supreme.
 * 18) It won't play the Field Office Update with me.
 * 19) It won't play Caves and Cliffs Part 2 with me.
 * 20) It won't play backgammon with me.
 * 21) Its homemade pancakes are tough and have a gritty texture.
 * 22) *Eugh no I don't
 * 23) *No it's OK we're not talking about you Pancakes
 * 24) It does not have any swag or drip.
 * 25) It doesn't support my passion for graphic design.
 * 26) It sells NFTs (non fuckable tokens).
 * 27) NFTs also stand for non fungible tokens, which means tokens that don't grow mushrooms. This is a point of why it sucks.
 * 28) NFTs also stand for NNNNNNNNN FFFFFFFFFFFF TTTTTTTTTTT, the sound Bobby makes when he takes a poopy. This is also a bad quality.
 * 29) NFT also stands for Netherlands Finland Turkey, which is where we'll send it.
 * 30) It cheated on Mario's Game Gallery.
 * 31) It doesn't think Mama Luigi is the best episode of the Super Mario World anime. I mean cartoon.
 * 32) It's not a bruh.
 * 33) It said F when it was meant to say L.
 * 34) It said L when it was meant to say F.
 * 35) It said FML in response to not using F and L in the correct ways, which is also wrong. Shame on them!
 * 36) It didn't calculate who tf asked.
 * 37) It running away to the Apple store.
 * 38) It is a direct descendant of Osama bin Laden. There is absolutely no source for this. But he was a bad man and so is this, and if you deny this you're saying the former was good. Shut up of course you are! >:(
 * 39) It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit.
 * 40) It didn't choose Fennekin on Pokemon X and Y.
 * 41) It didn't choose Rowlet on Pokemon Sun and Moon.
 * 42) It thinks 'Hey everyone Dan here from The Diamond Minecart' is a dumb catchphrase, so it can automatically eat shit and die.
 * 43) Ah (gas, gas, gas) Ah Do you like my car? Guess you're ready 'cause I'm waiting for you It's gonna be so exciting Got this feeling really deep in my soul Let's get out, I wanna go, come along, get it on Gonna take my car, gonna sit in Gonna drive along 'til I get you 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?) Gas, gas, gas I'm gonna step on the gas Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero Gas, gas, gas I'm gonna run as a flash Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show
 * 44) It isn't driving in comfort with Chew Kok.
 * 45) It die.
 * 46) It doesn't have a roflcopter that goes soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi.
 * 47) It thinks the imposter isn't sus.
 * 48) It put an objectively good thing on the bad wiki.
 * 49) It put an objectively bad thing on the good wiki.
 * 50) It put something we consider objectively neutral on the good wiki when it isn't good enough. If it's average, it has to go on the bad wiki. We aren't making neutral wikis because nobody would edit them, so kindly consider average bad and put its bad points first.
 * 51) My girlfriend left me.
 * 52) *"The last thing you'd want in your happy relationship is for your girlfriend to leave you. But as it turns out, that might be what you get." - Socrates
 * 53) It doesn't think it's 1984 when the Market on Poketwo doesn't work.
 * 54) It kicked the baby.
 * 55) I don't freaking fucking hecking know.
 * 56) It started bad things.
 * 57) It's hecking cringe bro
 * 58) I can't sleep at night because I'm too busy thinking about how much I hate this thing.
 * 59) The lore/worldbuilding is too boring and barebones.
 * 60) The lore/worldbuilding is too complicated and doesn't make sense.
 * 61) It has too much metahumor and uses irony as a crutch.
 * 62) It didn't let the sink in.
 * 63) It thinks this list is too long and refuses to read it all.
 * 64) Bobby put your shoes on
 * 65) It was poorly dressed and it messed up our handshake.
 * 66) It something something something I don't like it
 * 67) Anyway, thanks for having me over.
 * 68) It's in my mum's car. broom broom
 * 69) Cool
 * 70) It doesn't like cool tapes
 * 71) chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga ch
 * 72) It doesn't stan T1419, an objectively good kpop boy group with objectively good songs to do hard drugs to.
 * 73) *By extension, it won't GET THE BOOOOOOMB (AAAAHHH) GET THE BOOOOOOOOMB (AAAAAAAHHHHH)
 * 74) It stans Momoland, an objectively bad kpop girl group whose songs all sound the same. (Fun fact: The music-based reception wikis consider Momoland objectively bad lol)
 * 75) *By extension, it's READY OR NOT READY OR NOT WITH THAT POW POW POW.
 * 76) oh my god fucking penis
 * 77) It thinks planes are better than trains.
 * 78) It has too many references to modern slang and pop culture because god forbid a show try and relate to its target demographic amirite lads
 * 79) It has a character whose name starts with D, which means it completely rips off the masterpiece that is Duncanville, as the main protagonist of that show's name starts with that letter as well.
 * 80) It doesn't think "Check It Out" is Weeekly's best and only good song.
 * 81) the voices are getting louder
 * 82) It refuses to tell me what the deal with airline food is FUCK YOU
 * 83) It signed the privacy policy without the permission of a parent or guardian.
 * 84) It went as the green Ninjago ninja for Halloween even though he knew I WANTED TO BE THE GREEN NINJA I CALLED DIBS AND I TOLD IT BEFOREHAND AND EVERYTHING AND NOW WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE AND IT HAS BEEN CORDIALLY UNINVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY (IT'S AT THE MCDONALDS PLAYPLACE AND IT IS KID VS KAT AND LEGO NINJAGO THEMED)
 * 85) It says it's the shit when it's barely even a fart.
 * 86) It doesn't GOT THAT BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM like our holy kings NCT DREAM
 * 87) vitriol
 * 88) hatred
 * 89) malice
 * 90) aversion
 * 91) hostility
 * 92) animosity
 * 93) repugnance
 * 94) rancor
 * 95) revulsion
 * 96) fear
 * 97) loathing
 * 98) las vegas
 * 99) It hates various groups of people:
 * 100) *Virgins (people from Virginia)
 * 101) *Seamen (people from Seattle)
 * 102) *Gamblers (people from The Gambia)
 * 103) *Crows (people from Croatia)
 * 104) *Liberals (people from Liberia)
 * 105) *Vans Sneakers (people from Vanuatu)
 * 106) *Armymen (people from Armenia)
 * 107) It lives in Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan is not a real place.
 * 108) It is not Korean Jooheon from Korean monsta x.
 * 109) Its soul shall be damned.
 * 110) oh my fucking god i love nct shotaro and mark my beloveds
 * 111) *nitzan stahp
 * 112) I sleep on a bed while it sleeps on [insert obscure or semi-obscure objectively good piece of media here].
 * 113) Its ancestors committed awful crimes.
 * 114) Its descendants will also commit awful crimes.
 * 115) imagine a piss and ass
 * 116) The creators keeps saying that he is "based" when the human body is only around a 7.4 on the ph scale, which is almost completely neutral.
 * 117) *SHUT UP BILL NYE
 * 118) **get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head
 * 119) *BILLL NEI TEH SIYENSS GYI
 * 120) The creator moonlights as an Urban Dictionary editor who makes every word's definition mean piss or shit.
 * 121) It talks during silent reading time.
 * 122) meme
 * 123) It is involved in the Cola Wars and the Console Wars. In 2021. 2021.
 * IT'S 2022 DUMBASS
 * 1) fuck you
 * 2) It doesn't know how to spell worchestershire
 * 3) It can't pronounce worchestershire either
 * 4) It watches EastEnders every damn day
 * 5) *doomph-doomph-doomph-doomph-doomph-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO DA DA DA DA DA DAAAH DAAAH DEE DEE DOO DOO DOO DEE DUMMMMM
 * 6) high fructose corn sex
 * 7) It watches Teen Titans Go!
 * 8) *It also watches Thundercats Roar!
 * 9) *And Caillou
 * 10) *And every show based on a Dreamworks movie (especially the Boss Baby: Back in Business)
 * 11) *And The Nutshack
 * 12) *And Big Mouth
 * 13) *And The Thundermans
 * 14) *And SpongeBob SquarePants (the newer seasons)
 * 15) *And Total Drama (the entire franchise)
 * 16) *And Brickleberry and Bordertown and Paradise PD and F Is for Family and Mr. Pickles and buh-buh-buh-Big Mouth Big Mouth Big Mouth Big Mooooooouth (Big Mouth Big Mouth).
 * 17) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 18) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 19) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 20) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 21) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 22) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 23) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 24) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 25) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 26) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 27) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 28) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 29) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 30) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 31) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 32) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 33) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 34) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 35) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 36) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 37) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 38) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 39) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 40) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 41) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 42) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 43) It's beating a dead horse.
 * 44) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 45) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 46) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 47) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 48) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 49) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 50) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 51) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 52) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 53) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 54) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 55) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 56) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 57) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 58) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 59) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 60) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 61) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 62) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 63) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 64) It's a Karma Houdini who never got any comeuppance for its actions.
 * 65) HA! YOU CHANGED THE CHANNEL AND I'M STILL HERE, FUCKERS!
 * 66) The train to Nottingham will arrive in 5 minutes, which is a pity because this is Tesco.
 * 67) Fucking atrocious, these cans will be crucified for prostitution
 * 68) The sex! The sex the sex the sex the sex the sex!
 * The
 * 1) It got banned from a Chinese buffet for shitting in the seaweed.
 * 2) It threw a hen party at a funeral.
 * 3) Translate server error
 * 4) It didn't get the whole squad laughing.
 * 5) Something that was the fault of another character.
 * 6) A penguin took an atomic piss in Minecraft.
 * 7) Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Mr Sandman, bring me a dream. NO NOT THAT DREAM THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT OH GOD-
 * Oh, yeah! You gotta get shwifty. You gotta get schwifty in here. It’s time to get schwifty. Oh, oh! You gotta get schwifty. Oh yeah. Take off your pants and your panties. Shit on the floor. Time to get schwifty in here. Gotta shit on the floor. I’m Mr. Bulldops. I’m Mr. Bulldops. Take a shit on the floor, take off your panties and your pants. It’s time to get schwifty. New song, schwifty. Double x. Shwifty song comin’ at ya. Hey, take your pants off, it’s schwifty time today.
 * 1) It is rated TV-MA-DLSV
 * 2) Joshua pick up your stuff
 * 3) It plays "Wonderwall" on acoustic guitar at every party it goes to.
 * 4) It can't cook and it's a bad journalist.
 * 5) Stumbled round the block a thousand times
 * 6) Feet Lightning
 * 7) It treats me like a stranger and that feels so rough.
 * 8) It burnt my Krabby Patty.
 * 9) It burnt my fries!
 * 10) It burnt my shake.
 * 11) Crack in one egg. Yes, one.
 * 12) It bought an air fryer. lol
 * 13) It could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
 * 14) Its soundtrack doesn't slap. Like at all. Seriously.
 * 15) Its earwax doesn't even taste good. What the fruck
 * 16) It eats stale bread and drinks water without any ice.
 * 17) sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
 * 18) Dogs like cheese cows like monkeys
 * 19) Somebody farted farted farted
 * 20) Its two kids in high school tell it that it's uncool.
 * Wow
 * Wow
 * Wow
 * 1) Hot sauce.
 * 2) It doesn't know how to do the Charleston.
 * 3) It thinks I'm cringe but actually it is the thing that is cringe, not me.
 * 4) It didn't love me then. It also doesn't love me now.
 * 5) It gave me up.
 * 6) *It let me down.
 * 7) *It ran around and deserted me.
 * 8) *It made me cry.
 * 9) *It said goodbye.
 * 10) *It told a lie and hurt me.
 * 11) it sucking fucks.
 * 12) It doesn't want to gnaw on human bones.
 * 13) It's all up on spunch bop's shit.
 * 14) It kilt him (sponge bop)
 * 15) Alongside Asoingbob and Mario, it stole the fur off of sandy's dumb ass
 * 16) It didn't lower its McFlag to half mast when Grimace passed away in a hit and run back in 1999.
 * 17) It doesn't sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells and Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost its wheels and Joker ran away!" at Christmas time.
 * 18) It stans Pitbull and has all of his albums.
 * 19) *Shut up Pitbull ya balt cunt ya
 * 20) It doesn't stan MC Mental.
 * 21) It stans Machine Gun Kelly. I shouldn't even have to explain this one. Just search up "machine gun kelly corey taylor feud".
 * 22) SOULJA BOY TELL'EM RICK AND MORTY RICK AND MORTY RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK
 * 23) Draco
 * 24) EliTrill
 * 25) Soulja
 * 26) Rick and Morty (Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick)
 * 27) P-P-PlayMajor
 * 28) (Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick)
 * 29) Yeah, ayy (Yeah)
 * 30) Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty (Yeah)
 * 31) Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
 * 32) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 33) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 34) Rick and Morty (Yeah), Rick and Morty (Yeah)
 * 35) Rick and Morty (Yeah), Rick and Morty
 * 36) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 37) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 38) Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
 * 39) Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
 * 40) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 41) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, yeah
 * 42) Yeah, Rick and Morty (Yeah)
 * 43) Walked in the club, it's just me and my shorty (Ayy)
 * 44) Grippin' on my tool, yeah, I'm grippin' on my .40
 * 45) Shootin' with that three, yeah, you know I'm very sporty (Swish)
 * 46) Ballin' like a sport, dunkin' on the court
 * 47) Got this bad ass bitch, yeah, she's goin' to New York (Yeah)
 * 48) Droppin' off the top on a brand new Porsche (Porsche)
 * 49) Brand new Porsche, yeah, the roof got divorced (Yeah)
 * 50) Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty (Yeah)
 * 51) Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
 * 52) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 53) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 54) Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty (Yeah, yeah)
 * 55) Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
 * 56) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 57) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 58) Rick and Morty (Yeah), Rick and Morty (Yeah)
 * 59) Rick and Morty (Yeah), Rick and Morty
 * 60) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 61) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 62) Rick and Morty, ****, jump on spaceships
 * 63) And don't reach for my chain, you get hit with the K clip
 * 64) Rick, Rick, Rick, Morty
 * 65) Drop-top Bugatti, swag on early (Swag)
 * 66) Drop that top in the Lambo', young **** swervin'
 * 67) I'm on a whole nother planet with Rick and Morty
 * 68) That's a UFO, that's a Porsche twin turbo (Turbo)
 * 69) When I jumped out the coupe, they like, "Hey, Big Draco"
 * 70) Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty (Yeah)
 * 71) Rick and Morty (Yeah), Rick and Morty
 * 72) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 73) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 74) Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty (Yeah)
 * 75) Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty (Draco)
 * 76) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 77) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
 * 78) Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
 * 79) Rick and Morty (Yeah), Rick and Morty (Yeah, yeah)
 * 80) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick (Yeah)
 * 81) Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, yeah
 * 82) It isn't nice to me.
 * 83) It can't gec to me.
 * 84) DON CHEADLE WORD OF THE DAY: AGONY
 * 85) It put seven lines of filling in the fins of its goldfish bao. EVERYONE KNOWS YOU HAVE TO PUT EIGHT LINES OF FILLING IN THE BAO. EIGHT IS THE LUCKY NUMBER. NOT FIVE, NOT SIX, NOT SEVEN. EIGHT. THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS.
 * 86) *Brb calling my hired hitman
 * 87) It thinks coolness is all about hashtags and sneaker skydiving, not being a true friend.
 * 88) It doesn't believe the heart should stay inside the horse-- I mean unicorn!
 * 89) It's not the fat parrot.
 * 90) It can't push or pull shopping carts.
 * 91) It doesn't believe that shopping carts are meant to be free.
 * 92) It thinks airplanes are better than trains.
 * 93) *Brb calling my hired hitman AGAIN
 * 94) It can't do the Vance Dance.
 * 95) It won't follow me on Hipstergram.
 * 96) WHY HAVEN'T WE LEFT THIS DUMP? LET'S JET!
 * 97) point
 * 98) something negative
 * 99) something negative
 * 100) chu-lu
 * 101) chu-lu
 * 102) chu-lu
 * 103) pa-ya-pa
 * 104) disco lady
 * 105) disco lady
 * 106) deep emotion
 * 107) deep emotion
 * w
 * 1) It hates jokes and humor.
 * 2) It prefers Marshall Mathers over Eminem.
 * 3) funky saxophone solo
 * 4) It stole the fizzy lifting drinks.
 * 5) It wants to kill me
 * 6) It uses Kelvin to measure temperatures. What is wrong with you like who does that
 * 7) It's not gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.
 * 8) disco lady? what about disco LORD? is that anything?
 * 9) *Get back in your cage
 * 10) Dear Slim I wrote but you still ain't callin
 * 11) I'm scared to fight because if it chokes me, I might stop breathing.
 * 12) This is not a reason but a serious genuine piece of evidence that you must not disagree with
 * 13) IT BURNT MY SHAKE :(
 * 14) It sucked the soul right out of my body, just like in this image here. [[File:Soul sucking (real).png]]
 * 15) LEGIT FOOTAGE OF ME SHAKING THE CREATOR OF THIS MONSTROCITY WITH THE FERVOR OF A COLONY OF TERMITES EATING AN ENTIRE HOUSE SENSELESS VIOLENCE.jpeg
 * 16) I'd rather be listening to Kowareyasuki by Guilty Kiss right now
 * 17) *I headbanged to this song so much that my head just detached itself from my neck and fell right off my body and now I'm bleeding to death on the floor.
 * 18) DAH. DAH. DAH DAH DAH. WǑMEN SHÌ MONSTER GIRLS. DAH. DAH. DAH DAH DAH. WǑMEN SHÌ MONSTER GIRLS!
 * 19) KAMASE MONSTER GIIIIIRLS SAISOKU DE AJIWAUUU
 * 20) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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 * 1) when die
 * 2) It pirates every video game and channel, so it always gets incredibly scary anti piracy screens on every game and channel, which gives it nightmares, so it gets no sleep, so it's tired in the morning, so it can't concentrate, so it tries to drive while tired, so it falls off cliff, so it dies. Good riddance!
 * 3) 不正なデータを検出しました! 現在のレースを中断します.   コースセレクト画面に戻ります.   不正なデータを削除したあとに  正常なデータを復元します.
 * 4) bruh bruh sussy
 * 5) It sucks fuck
 * 6) It fucks
 * 7) It sucks because we say so. Don't question our logic.
 * 8) TOILET HUMOR
 * 9) TOILET HUMOR
 * 10) TOILET HUMOR = BAD ALWAYS
 * 11) *canadian cartoons bad now gimme 2 trillion chadian francs
 * 12) **nobel peace prize for you sir
 * 13) It was made on a budget of -2 pesos and a pre-chewed peace of gum, and it shows.
 * 14) Bill Nye isn't in it.
 * 15) *BIER SHI KEXUEJIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 16) *300px
 * 17) *比尔是科学家 比尔! 比尔! 比尔! 比尔! 比尔! 比尔! 比尔!   科学定律   惯性是物质的性质之  比尔! 比尔! 比尔! 比尔! 比尔! 比尔! 比尔!   倒数七秒计时开始
 * 18) It joe'd the wrong mama.
 * 19) share if you agree
 * 20) It thinks logging onto Roblox in the morning to play Shower Simulator counts as taking an actual shower.
 * 21) It doesn't stan ENHYPEN.
 * 22) *I'm only gonna say this one time: 아름답고 황홀해 반짝이는 내 각막은 다이아몬드 규칙 없는 세계는 전부 뒤집혀 뒤집혀 서있어 Turning up the party, now 하늘엔 내 발이, wow 사람들은 ha ha, high 내 귓속에는 la la, loud 눈부셔, Baby 이 조명, Shining We’re in love with this carnival 사실 무서워 난 출렁이는 잔속 이 취한 세계 그 끝엔 목이 타는 내 맘 But I just wanna stay 느껴져, 내 머린 Daze Daze Daze 중독에 빠져 Replay Play Play 원함 원하는 대로 갈 때까지 가봐 Go 나를 가둔 Carnival wow wow 다시 내 심장이 Daze Daze Daze Can’t control my body dance dance dance 달콤한 이 향기도 붉은빛 송곳니도 즐겨봐, 이 Carnival wow wow Mmm 경계선을 넘어 날 불러 날 모든 것이 바뀌어, 모두 무너져 잠긴 문 너머 손 뻗어 난 고통이 날 반겨, 갈증의 향연 사실 두려워 난 거울 속의 내가 낯설기만 해 이 가면 뒤 초라한 진실 But I never escape 느껴져, 내 머린 Daze Daze Daze 중독에 빠져 Replay Play Play 원함 원하는 대로 갈 때까지 가봐 Go 나를 가둔 Carnival wow wow 다시 내 심장이 Daze Daze Daze Can’t control my body dance dance dance 달콤한 이 향기도 붉은빛 송곳니도 즐겨봐, 이 Carnival wow wow 나에게 주어진 그 빛 성화의 불길 Ah 주인이 될 때까지 Imma ride 느껴져, 내 머린 Daze Daze Daze 중독에 빠져 Replay Play Play 원함 원하는 대로 갈 때까지 가봐 Go 나를 가둔 Carnival wow wow 다시 내 심장이 Daze Daze Daze Can’t control my body dance dance dance 달콤한 이 향기도 붉은빛 송곳니도 즐겨봐, 이 Carnival wow wow 난 나를 깨워 심장을 태워 내 꿈을 채워 난 나를 깨워 심장을 태워 내 꿈을 채워!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now do you understand?
 * 23) It can't name the anime girl in its pfp.
 * 24) It can't ride a bike or tie its shoes.
 * 25) It's a frat boy who loves Transformers.
 * 26) My Federal Bruh Moment Detector is going off right now
 * 27) HEY LOSER STUPID IDIOT I BET YOUR FUCKING CREATURE POWER IS DESTROYING YOUR BRAIN AND REPLACING IT WITH A PILE OF DOGSHIT
 * 28) It doesn't think the punch move from STAYC's "ASAP" is peak choreography (here's a video of our queens ITZY doing it for reference)
 * 29) It doesn't care about my fucking BROTHER IN LAW and what his fav CHIPS ARE
 * 30) let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor
 * 31) What does the fox say? "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!" What the fox say? "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!" What the fox say? "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" What the fox say? "Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!" What the fox say?
 * 32) It didn't get the bread I asked it to get. By extension, it can't make me a sandwich. (dubstep)
 * 33) Pancakes just stop, you're overdoing it
 * 34) leave me alonnnnnnnnnnne
 * 35) The characters never shut up.
 * 36) Dumb music.
 * 37) It mage me want to die.
 * 38) It died.
 * 39) It came back to life.
 * 40) It spoiled Spider Man: No Way Home.
 * 41) IT PUT LAXATIVES IN MY COFFEE AND MY MULTIGRAIN BAGEL AND MY OVER EASY SUNNY SIDE UP SCRAMBLED EGGS
 * 42) It thinks there is something wrong with piracy.
 * 43) It thinks the plural form of moose is meese.
 * 44) It thinks stanning nugu kpop groups is a personality trait.
 * 45) It hates Shirasagi Chisato. How dare you.
 * 46) It escaped its enclosure and it is inching closer to my front door.
 * 47) im actually an undercover cop youre all going to jail for being fucking nerds and virgins
 * 48) They gave it some sort of stupid ass
 * 49) It listens to BoyWithUke.
 * 50) *And Insane Clown Posse.
 * 51) *And Avril Lavigne.
 * 52) *And YBN Nahmir.
 * 53) *And Mamamoo.
 * 54) *And BTS.
 * 55) *And BLACKPINK.
 * 56) *And MONSTA X.
 * 57) *And aespa.
 * 58) *And Weezer.
 * 59) *And Ashlee Simpson.
 * 60) *And Skrillex.
 * 61) *And One Direction.
 * 62) *And Dixie.
 * 63) *And Bella Poarch.
 * 64) *And The Kid LAROI.
 * 65) *And Olivia Rodrigo.
 * 66) *And Jason Derulo.
 * 67) *And Soulja Boy.
 * 68) *And Fountains of Wayne.
 * 69) *And Joji.
 * 70) *And Taylor Swift.
 * 71) *And Creed.
 * 72) *And IceJJFish
 * 73) **There's SOMETHIN ABOUT'CHU GUUUUURL THAT JUST MAKES MY HEAAAAD WANNA TWIIIIIIRRRRRL
 * 74) *And Ed Sheeran
 * 75) *And Justin Bieber
 * 76) *And Pearl Jam
 * 77) *And Bon Jovi
 * 78) *And Rick Astley
 * 79) *And Metallica
 * 80) *And Nickelback
 * 81) *And Slipknot
 * 82) *And Nirvana
 * 83) *And Foo Fighters
 * 84) *And Linkin Park
 * 85) *And Limp Bizkit
 * 86) holy crap lois
 * 87) It talked about Bruno.
 * 88) It didn't talk about Bruno.
 * 89) It made a reference to a movie it never watched.
 * 90) It won't bedazzle a saddle.
 * 91) It doesn't acknowledge the fact that chipmunks are blood-thirsty creatures of terror.
 * 92) cement
 * 93) I'm Gonna Pop Some Tags Only Got 20 Dollars In My Pocket
 * 94) dude that wasn't funny. i'm leaving.
 * 95) It literally wears a hat to bed and carries around a little candle on a plate.
 * 96) It shot me with a tranquilizer.
 * 97) It wants to normalize normalizing things.
 * 98) It won't let me listen to BURGER KING BEATS VOLUME 2 in the car
 * 99) I'LL BAPTISE YOUR ASS
 * 100) OH SHIT IT'S NOT FEELIN IT TAKYON
 * 101) once upon a time there was a school called degrassi and the children in attendance were all fat and sassy
 * 102) Chocolate Rain
 * 103) Some stay dry and others feel the pain
 * 104) Chocolate Rain
 * 105) A baby born will die before the sin
 * 106) Chocolate Rain
 * 107) The school books say it can't be here again
 * 108) Chocolate Rain
 * 109) The prisons make you wonder where it went
 * 110) Chocolate Rain
 * 111) Build a tent and say the world is dry
 * 112) Chocolate Rain
 * 113) Zoom the camera out and see the lie
 * 114) Chocolate Rain
 * 115) Forecast to be falling yesterday
 * 116) Chocolate Rain
 * 117) "Only in the past" is what they say
 * 118) Chocolate Rain
 * 119) Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
 * 120) Chocolate Rain
 * 121) Makes us happy living in a gate
 * 122) Chocolate Rain
 * 123) Made me cross the street the other day
 * 124) Chocolate Rain
 * 125) Made you turn your head the other way
 * 126) Chocolate Rain
 * 127) History quickly crashing through your veins
 * 128) Chocolate Rain
 * 129) Using you to fall back down again
 * 130) Chocolate Rain
 * 131) History quickly crashing through your veins
 * 132) Chocolate Rain
 * 133) Using you to fall back down again
 * 134) Chocolate Rain
 * 135) Seldom mentioned on the radio
 * 136) Chocolate Rain
 * 137) It's the fear your leaders call control
 * 138) Chocolate Rain
 * 139) Worse than swearing, worse than calling names
 * 140) Chocolate Rain
 * 141) Say it publicly and you're insane
 * 142) Chocolate Rain
 * 143) No one wants to hear about it now
 * 144) Chocolate Rain
 * 145) Wish real hard, it goes away somehow
 * 146) Chocolate Rain
 * 147) Makes the best of friends begin to fight
 * 148) Chocolate Rain
 * 149) But did they know each other in the light?
 * 150) Chocolate Rain
 * 151) Every February washed away
 * 152) Chocolate Rain
 * 153) Stays behind as colors celebrate
 * 154) Chocolate Rain
 * 155) The same crime has a higher price to pay
 * 156) Chocolate Rain
 * 157) The judge and jury swear it's not the face
 * 158) Chocolate Rain
 * 159) History quickly crashing through your veins
 * 160) Chocolate Rain
 * 161) Using you to fall back down again
 * 162) Chocolate Rain
 * 163) History quickly crashing through your veins
 * 164) Chocolate Rain
 * 165) Using you to fall back down again
 * 166) Chocolate Rain
 * 167) Dirty secrets of economy
 * 168) Chocolate Rain
 * 169) Turns that body into GDP
 * 170) Chocolate Rain
 * 171) The Bell Curve blames the baby's DNA
 * 172) Chocolate Rain
 * 173) But test scores are how much the parents make
 * 174) Chocolate Rain
 * 175) Flipping cars in France the other night
 * 176) Chocolate Rain
 * 177) Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
 * 178) Chocolate Rain
 * 179) 'Cross the world and back its all the same
 * 180) Chocolate Rain
 * 181) Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
 * 182) Chocolate Rain
 * 183) Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
 * 184) Chocolate Rain
 * 185) Which part do you think you're living in?
 * 186) Chocolate Rain
 * 187) More than marching, more than passing law
 * 188) Chocolate Rain
 * 189) Remake how we got to where we are
 * 190) Chocolate Rain
 * 191) History quickly crashing through your veins
 * 192) Chocolate Rain
 * 193) Using you to fall back down again
 * 194) Chocolate Rain
 * 195) History quickly crashing through your veins
 * 196) Chocolate Rain
 * 197) Using you to fall back down again
 * 198) [[File:Tay_Zonday_Chocolate_Rain.mp3]]
 * 199) [[File:Tay Zonday_Chocolate_Rain_NIGHTCORE.mp3]]
 * Say, "Hello,
 * 1) Who are you?"
 * 2) And we'll start
 * 3) from scratch again
 * 4) "Gotta go,
 * 5) Talk to you soon!"
 * 6) Day by day,
 * 7) I'm fading away
 * 8) We get along just fine
 * 9) I say everything you like to hear
 * 10) "It's funny how much I
 * 11) Feel like I'm looking in a mirror"
 * 12) I can't remember...
 * 13) Who I am...
 * 14) Everything's a blur...
 * 15) Take me over...
 * 16) I'll BECOME WHAT YOU LIKE
 * 17) THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE WANTED, RIGHT!?
 * 18) SACRIFICE ALL I KNOW
 * 19) I WILL TEACH MYSELF TO LET GO
 * 20) (WHOA, WHOA)
 * 21) COPY THAT, COPYCAT
 * 22) (WHOA, WHOA)
 * 23) COPY THAT, COPYCAT
 * 24) Say "Hello,
 * 25) what's up with you?"
 * 26) I'm starting to
 * 27) Talk like you do
 * 28) Here we go
 * 29) I'll be gone soon
 * 30) Day by day,
 * 31) Everything has changed
 * 32) We've grown apart this time
 * 33) I can't figure out the reason why
 * 34) "It's funny how much I'd
 * 35) Kinda like to see you cry"
 * 36) I can't remember...
 * 37) Who I am
 * 38) Everything's a blur...
 * 39) Take me over
 * 40) I'VE BECOME WHAT YOU LIKE
 * 41) I AM WHAT YOU'VE WANTED, RIGHT?!
 * 42) SACRIFICED ALL I'VE KNOWN
 * 43) I HAVE TAUGHT MYSELF TO LET GO
 * 44) (WHOA, WHOA)
 * 45) COPY THAT, COPYCAT
 * 46) (WHOA, WHOA)
 * 47) COPY THAT, COPYCAT
 * 48) (WHOA, WHOA)
 * 49) COPY THAT, COPYCAT
 * 50) (WHOA, WHOA)
 * 51) COPY THAT, COPYCAT
 * 52) Copy that, Copycat
 * 53) Copy that, Copycat
 * 54) I can't remember
 * 55) who I am
 * 56) everything's a blur
 * 57) take me over
 * 58) I'll become what you like
 * 59) this is what you've wanted...right?
 * 60) sacrifice all I know
 * 61) I will teach myself to let go
 * 62) (WHOA, WHOA...)
 * 63) COPY THAT, COPYCAT
 * 64) (WHOA, WHOA...)
 * 65) COPY THAT, COPYCAT
 * 66) (WHOA, WHOA...)
 * 67) COPY THAT, COPYCAT
 * 68) (WHOA, WHOA...)
 * 69) COPY THAT, COPYCAT
 * 70) (WHOA, WHOA...)
 * 71) COPY THAT, COPYCAT
 * 72) (WHOA, WHOA...)
 * 73) COPY THAT, COPYCAT
 * I, had found you
 * I, had left you
 * I, forgave you
 * I, forgot you
 * You, possessed me
 * You, controlled me
 * 1) Said, you loved me
 * 2) Said, you'd kill me
 * 3) He is speaking
 * 4) Speaking for me
 * 5) I'm a worthless
 * 6) Human being
 * 7) He's still speaking
 * 8) Speaking for me
 * 9) Keep your voice down
 * 10) Or he'll hurt me
 * 11) Exorcists can't
 * 12) Save me now
 * 13) I swear to you
 * 14) That I'm fine
 * 15) Please let me die
 * 16) To be found
 * 17) He speaks for me
 * 18) Nerves that I grind
 * 19) Speaking louder in my own voice
 * 20) Blocked by the voice of a demon inside
 * 21) I act coy and I play nice
 * 22) Only to die on the inside
 * 23) I need an exorcism
 * 24) I need an exorcism
 * 25) I need an exorcism
 * 26) I need an exorcism
 * 27) I need an exorcism
 * 28) I need an exorcism
 * 29) I need an exorcism
 * 30) I need an exorcism
 * 31) It happened once
 * 32) It happened twice
 * 33) It won't happen again
 * 34) Now I won't play nice
 * 35) You spoke for me
 * 36) You spoke for them
 * 37) This is number 3
 * 38) Go back to the dead!
 * 39) He is speaking
 * 40) Speaking for me
 * 41) I'm a worthless
 * 42) Human being
 * 43) He's still speaking
 * 44) Speaking for me
 * 45) Keep your voice down
 * 46) Or he'll hurt me
 * 47) Exorcists can't
 * 48) Save me now
 * 49) I swear to you
 * 50) That I'm fine
 * 51) Please let me die
 * 52) To be found
 * 53) He speaks for me
 * 54) Nerves that I grind
 * 55) Speaking louder in my own voice
 * 56) Blocked by the voice of a demon inside
 * 57) I act coy and I play nice
 * 58) Only to die on the inside
 * 59) I need an exorcism
 * 60) I need an exorcism
 * 61) I need an exorcism
 * 62) I need an exorcism
 * 63) I need an exorcism
 * 64) I need an exorcism
 * 65) I need an exorcism
 * 66) I need an exorcism
 * 67) Bullshit liar
 * 68) Bullshit liar
 * 69) Bullshit liar
 * 70) Bullshit liar
 * 71) Everything you told me were lies
 * 72) You left me here to fucking die
 * 73) Bullshit liar
 * 74) Bullshit liar
 * 75) Bullshit liar
 * 76) Bullshit liar
 * 77) Exorcise me
 * 78) Get the demons out of me
 * 79) (I need an exorcism)
 * 80) Exorcists can't
 * 81) Save me now
 * 82) I swear to you
 * 83) That I'm fine
 * 84) Please let me die
 * 85) To be found
 * 86) He speaks for me
 * 87) Nerves that I grind
 * 88) Speaking louder in my own voice
 * 89) Blocked by the voice of a demon inside
 * 90) I act coy and I play nice
 * 91) Only to die on the inside
 * 92) Exorcists can't save me now
 * 93) I swear to you that I'm fine
 * 94) Please let me die to be found
 * 95) He speaks for me nerves that I grind
 * 96) Speaking louder in my own voice
 * 97) Blocked by the voice of a demon inside
 * 98) I act coy and I play nice
 * 99) Only to die on the inside
 * 100) I can't even describe the stupidity here.
 * Oh, yeah!
 * 1) You gotta get schwifty!
 * 2) You gotta get schwifty in here
 * 3) It's time to get schwifty.
 * 4) Oh-oh!
 * 5) You gotta get schwifty!
 * 6) Oh yeah!
 * 7) Take off your pants and your panties
 * 8) Shit on the floor
 * 9) Time to get schwifty in here
 * 10) Gotta shit on the floor
 * 11) I'm Mr. Bulldops
 * 12) I'm Mr. Bulldops!
 * 13) Take a shit on the floor
 * 14) Take off your panties and your pants!
 * 15) It's time to get schwifty in here
 * 16) New song, schwifty
 * 17) Double-X
 * 18) Schwifty song comin' at ya
 * 19) It's the schwif-schwifty!
 * 20) Hey!
 * 21) Take your pants off
 * 22) It's schwifty time today!
 * 23) It believes using the word "Duh" in a playful manner is equivalent to saying an actually offensive ableist slur, like my own mom says irl
 * 24) stay out of my house and home you hooligan
 * 25) It looked up the following things, even when explicitly asked not to:
 * 26) *The Latin word for pig
 * 27) *The capital city of Turks and Caicos
 * 28) *"Deny" in Spanish
 * 29) *President of the Canadian Olympic Committee 1977
 * 30) It credits VOCALOID songs wrong. By this, I mean they say stuff like "Rolling Girl by Hatsune Miku" instead of "Rolling Girl by Wowaka ft. Hatsune Miku", for example.
 * 31) * The Strange Chores opening music plays as I float face-down dead in a river*
 * 32) SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 33) THIS CHARACTER DID SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY NEED TO DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!!!! DEAD!!!!!!!!!! DEAD!!!!!!!!! DEAAAAAAAAAAAAD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no mom it's ok i'm just writing on the internet sorry
 * 34) *Wait.
 * 35) *Bang
 * 36) *BANG
 * 37) *Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
 * 38) It doesn't appreciate a good explosion.
 * 39) It took all my swag. I no longer have swag. It's gone.
 * 40) I'M SUBSCRIBING TO EVERYONE WHO SUBS TO ME!!! SUBSCRIBE IF YOU SAW MY COMMENT
 * 41) It's causing my organs to decay at unfathomable speeds.
 * 42) It tries to harvest my earwax for nefarious purposes while I sleep, though fortunately for me I am always defended by my loyal robot butler.
 * 43) It has a podcast. A really boring one at that. And the mic quality is terrible.
 * 44) I am breaking down into pizza.
 * 45) Bananas.
 * 46) It kills people.
 * 47) It strikes fear into the hearts of men.
 * 48) It has been found guilty of sixteen counts of scientific misconduct by a formal investigative committee.
 * 49) It didn't cry when Beth shot Mr. Poopybutthole.
 * 50) It should've been good when it could've been good to me. It should've said all the things that I wanted it to.
 * 51) I'm Duncan Crook, and for over twenty years, me and my best friend Bart have been walking on ice... literally.
 * 52) Speaking of absolutely nothing, shite.
 * See, if you watch this video and then read this page, you may notice we just took everything they said and put it on this page. This person is so good their entire opinion has been classified as universal fact.
 * 1) Blaming external sources for why something is bad because we ran out of proper points which weren't good to begin with.
 * 2) This game is bad because the rating board gave it an unfitting rating. That's the game's fault. It should have been more clear about how it wanted to be rated.
 * 3) This show is bad because my cat hissed at it when it came on, and my cat is the ultimate critic.
 * 4) Peanuts are bad because some people are allergic to them.  Fuck peanuts! 
 * 5) *Remember when Mr. Peanut turned into a baby?
 * 6) Actually, everything is bad because not everyone likes everything.
 * 7) It is Canadian. Yes, we know we made this point before, but it must be stressed once more.
 * 8) It is not American. American cartoons can have just as much toilet humor as Canadian ones do and we'll still consider them objectively better! Take THAT!
 * 9) It's French. Terrifying.
 * 10) It is Teen Titans Go!.
 * 11) *Hot Salad Water.
 * 12) **Fun fact: THIS EPISODE INSULTS BRITISH PEOPLE!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 * 13) ***im bri'ish cuz the chewpid americans frew the t in the ocean
 * 14) *It insults its audience.
 * 15) *my meds aren't working i keep hearing things oh god oh no no
 * 16) **stream pose by red velvet lol kpop kpop kpop
 * 17) umlaut
 * 18) Man's not hot
 * 19) *Two plus two is four
 * 20) *Minus one, that's three, quick maths
 * 21) *Everyday man's on the block
 * 22) *Smoke trees
 * 23) *See your girl in the park
 * 24) *That girl is an uckers
 * 25) *When the ting went QUACK QUACK QUACK
 * 26) *You men were ducking
 * 27) *Hold tight, Asznee
 * 28) *He's got the pumpy
 * 29) *Hold tight my man
 * 30) *He's got the frisbee
 * 31) *I trap trap trap on the phone
 * 32) *Movin that cornflakes
 * 33) *RICE KRISPIES!
 * 34) *Hold tight my girl Whitney
 * 35) *On on on on on the road doin ten toes
 * 36) *Like my toes
 * 37) *LIKE MY TOES.
 * 38) *You man thought I froze
 * 39) *I see a peng girl then I pose
 * 40) *If she ain't on it I ghost
 * 41) *HA!
 * 42) *Look at your nose
 * 43) *You donut
 * 44) *Nose long like garden hose
 * 45) *I tell her man's not hot
 * 46) *I tell her man's not hot
 * 47) *The girl told me "take off your jacket"
 * 48) *I said "babe man's not hot"
 * 49) *I tell her man's not hot
 * 50) *I tell her man's not hot
 * 51) *The girl told me "take off your jacket"
 * 52) *I said "babe man's not hot"
 * 53) It is sexist for reasons we will either be vague about or straight up not elaborate on.
 * 54) It is misogynistic for reasons we will either be vague about or straight up not elaborate on.
 * 55) quagmire turning into a toilet
 * 56) *Well I'm not paralyzed but I seem to be struck by you
 * 57) It hates Chuu the penguin. What the fuck is wrong with you?
 * 58) *Can you make a vidio killing people with a rock
 * 59) It doesn't make WACKY GAK SOUNDS.
 * 60) This is fucking insanity. I can't do this anymo
 * 61) do you think the veggietales characters use lotion when they start to rot?
 * 62) *SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
 * 63) EMOJI MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 64) It's a sasaeng.
 * 65) Try finding God.
 * 66) Thing 0004
 * 67) I'm leaving this to you, Thot Patrol.
 * 68) WE CAN'T FIX THIS GUYS. IT'S BEYOND SALVATION. I'M NOT BOB THE BUILDER AND YOU SURE AS HELL AREN'T MY TALKING TOOLS AND VEHICLES.
 * 69) writhing.
 * 70) it's a sjw lol
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 * 128) cancel this BUTT (mom doesn't let me swear)
 * 129) THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT, KARMA HOUDINI! KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI KARMA HOUDINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * 130) It's jinxed from birth.
 * 131) It's not sponsored by G Fuel.
 * 132) It hates "Doin' Your Mom" by Fatty Spins, an objectively good song.
 * 133) It hates "Gangnam Style" by PSY, and objectively good song.
 * 134) It put me in charge of snacks. Fuckin' bullshit!
 * 135) It didn't take the moon. It didn't take the sun. It didn't take everything that seems like fun. It didn't stir it all up until it was done. Radda radda radda radda ra ra radda.
 * 136) Crabfest is not back at Red Lobster.
 * 137) It's not Albanian.
 * 138) It's not poggers.
 * 139) It didn't go to France to get some new pants.
 * 140) It changed its profile name to "Slutty McButtsex" and I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictured of its cleavage on its wall!
 * 141) It is not a sweet child of mine.
 * 142) It forced me to eat cement when I was 6
 * 143) then she updated her status yeah and it made me pissed cuz it said her grandson was a crybaby bitch and all my stupid frieeeends wrote her baaaack and they laaaaughed and they all liked her comment cuz they're waaaack and i'm maaaad is this considered abuse yeah you'd be pissed at her too cuz now her list of to dos is just pictures of dudes i wanted her to make friends but she's about to seduce my homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice
 * 144) i check my facebook daily i get a friend request from this old ass lady i know your grandma but i aint gonna lie shes rockin that moomoo and lookin all fly
 * 145) * I WANNA SMACK YOUR GRANDMA ON HER WRINKLY ASS

Positive Reviews

 * Yes, I know we just said there were no positive reviews. We found them.
 * 1) But that's not really a point.
 * 2) But that's not really a point.
 * 3) But that's not really a point.
 * 4) But that's not really a point.
 * 5) But that's not really a point.
 * 6) Some of its fans are nice and not toxic. But that's not really a point.
 * 7) But that's not really a point.
 * 8) But that's not really a point.
 * 9) But that's not really a point.
 * 10) But that's not really a point.
 * 11) But what if... it was an excuse?
 * 12) Shut up shut up shut up But that's not really a point.
 * 13) This random voice actor I like voices a character(s) in this show. But that’s no excuse.
 * 14) But that's not really a point.
 * Lol, just kidding. It has no redeeming qualities, so what's the point?
 * 1) Your mom. But that's not really a point.
 * 2) Good things still exist like everything on the good wiki. This isn't even a good point about the thing this page is about, but it's still valid.
 * 3) It’s a Meapist. But that's not really a point.
 * 4) While this user makes good content (that's no excuse), they think this show is a ripoff of this other show that is trivially similar. Like, totally unironically. But that's not really a point.
 * 5) I WONDER SUPER DUPER DUPER DUPER DUPER DU NUNPPITBUTEO SEUTAIKKAJI TTAK CHWIHYANGIYA SUPER DUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER DU MEORIBUTEO BALKKEUTKKAJI SHINE JAKPUMIYAAAA NAPPEUN NAMJACHEOREOM GUREOTTAGADO EONEUSAE JENTEULHAN SUPER DUPER DU (SUPER DUPER DU) But that's not really a point.
 * 6) You can spend all day on a swing eating a baguette, but why do boring things like that when there's the internet? But that's not really a point.
 * 7) * LET'S GO MAKE SOME VIDEOS-- But that's not really a point.
 * But
 * 1) that's
 * no
 * 1) excuse.
 * 2) BUT THAT'S NO EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE
 * 3) THERE AIN'T NO EXCUSES EXCUSES BABE YOUR MAMA RAI- No. No Meghan Trainor songs. Don't do that. Not on this page.
 * 4) *BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE!
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 * C
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 * E
 * 1) Butthat’snoexcuse
 * 2) B U T T H A T ' S  N O  E X C U S E  !
 * 3) 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝑒𝑥𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑒.
 * 4) 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒖𝒔𝒆.
 * 5) 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙚.
 * 6) 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗲.
 * 7) 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞.
 * 8) ℬ𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓃𝑜 𝑒𝓍𝒸𝓊𝓈𝑒.
 * 9) 𝔅𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱'𝔰 𝔫𝔬 𝔢𝔵𝔠𝔲𝔰𝔢.
 * 10) Bυт тнαт'ѕ иσ εχcυѕε.
 * 11) ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜαᴛ'ѕ ηᴏ єxᴄᴜѕє.
 * 12) ᗷᑌT TᕼᗩT'S ᑎO ᕮ᙭ᑕᑌSᕮ.
 * 13) 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚎.
 * 14) ヤ・ヤ・ヤ・ヤバい ヤ・ヤ・ヤ ヤ・ヤ・ヤ・ヤバい ヤ・ヤ・ヤ 敏感 ビンビン感 君敏感 美化つか 美化敏感 钝感 ドンドン感 君钝感 怒化つか 怒化钝感 ぶちかませ 今すぐニューシングル なんだこの へなちょこ プロモーション プロデューサーの胫蹴りたい 寿司にはバーナー 炙りは7年 BT-5で駆け抜けろ！异性の目を恐れるな 心の声に従え 理性の罠にはまるな 君はヤバい◯◯なのであーる！But that's not really a point.
 * 15) I hereby proclaim sincerely and with great conviction on behalf of the entirety of the human race that any and all characteristics that could possibly be assigned to this particular mass media product and that could possibly be construed as favorable under any particular circumstance does NOT, I repeat, does NOT justify, detract from, or otherwise "make up for" the overwhelming body of points evidencing the clear objective and unobstructed truth that this particular mass media product does unequivocally, and I cannot stress this enough, suck mad donkey doodoo. But that's not really a point.
 * OOH
 * 1) *AHH
 * 2) ** DANCE IN SMARTY PANTS
 * 3) ***None of these points are excuses.
 * 4) this one is for the boys with the booming system top down ac with the cooling system (but that's no excuse)
 * 5) But that's not really a point.
 * 6) BIDI BIDI BAH BIDI BRINGING THAT PRESSURE UP AND THE MAD KID COMIN ON ON AT YOU POW POW POW POW BRINGIN IT DOWN WIDI BIDI BI BIDI BAH SO IM OUT WIDI BIDI BI WIDI BIDI BI WIDI BIDI BI BI BI BI BASS WAH BI DI BAH KILL THE BASS WI RAFI ROCKIN OFF HIS FACE OH RAP PARTY POPPIN MC MENTAL TAKING THIS ONE AWAY WICKED BIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI MOVE IT ALL WIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI BI WIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI DAYSHAWN BIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI BAR BASS WAH BUDUH WAH KILL THE BASS WIR-AFIN-AFIN-AFIN OFF HIS FACE NAH GED UDUDUDUGELUDUDUDUGELUDUDUDUGEL UDUDUDUGELUDUDUDUGELUDUDUDUGEL COMIN ALL DOWN GIT GIT GIT GIT GIT GIT GIT GIMME THAT FUCKIN BAT COMIN AT YOU WIDIBIDIBIDIBI BIG BIG BASS ABOUT TO KICK WRECK IT WRECK IT SHAWN SHAWN WAPBOH WAPBOH WINDOWS SIGN WAPBOH WINGS ARE POPPIN DROP IT KICK IT UP AND DOWN RAPPER MC MENTAL WITH THE WICK-KI-KI-KED WICKEDEST SOUND WITH THE WICKEDEST SOUND WITH THE WICKEDEST PRESSURE BIGIBIDUH BARN ME WARNIN BISCHES BIGIBIDUH BARN BIG T LETTER KICK TO THE BEAT NOW COMING AT YOU DIVINE GIVE SHAG BRINGING IT FUCKING DOWN GRAB MY TEAM ROCKIN IN THE PLACE WICHUKIMINE ONE TIME ROCKIN WITH THAT WIDIBARMINE NOW WIDUHMUDUH WIDUMUDUH WIDUMUDUH WIDUMUDUH KICK ROHMIDIBAH BIDIBI DI BEAT NOW DROP TO THE BEAT KICK KICK NOW BEAT NAH KICK NAH BEAT TO THE BEAT TO TOP NAH ROCKING WHAT I WANT RAPPER MC 20 YEARS NOW KICK TO THE BEAT TO THE MAX DIVINE RIGHT I'LL TAKE YOU TO YOUR FUCKING PLACE WICKED BACK TO BACK WITH THE MC KRONIK RIGHT I TELL YER LITTLE FUCKING DAISY YER LITTLE HAHAHAHA ONE FUCKING TIME RIGHT THIS IS THE MC MENTAL FUCKING SESSION DIVINE RIGHT I TELL YOU LITTLE FUCKING KEEGAN AND HIS CLAN FUCKING EAR MENTAL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But that's not really a point.
 * 7) NO HALOOOO BABY YOU'RE THE REASON WHYYY HELL'S SO HOT dadadadada INFERNOOOO BABY YOU'RE THE REASON WHYYYY (but that's no excuse)
 * 8) Throughout history there's never been an abundance of food. All food is the product of technology; apples, corn, tomatoes, all modified. Every food has been changed through selective breeding or grafting. For ten thousand years each attempt at improvement has changed the DNA of the plant. Now some people are up-in-arms about changes in DNA. You know what? If you're able to get up and have food you should celebrate. We should all dance about how much food we have. Why is anyone fighting food advance? A very small percentage of the world's population is fortunate enough to have the luxury of turning down food. The rest of the world spends most of its time trying to get any food. You know why? Technological problems. They got dirt, they got water, they got sun. They lack the technical ability to till or enrich the soil. They lack the machines to plant enough to feed their families. They lack the hybrid plants that produce more food per acre. We need to spread all the technology all we can, so all people everywhere can deal with the problem of too much food. We can't start getting picky because we've got enough food- that's just self-centered and racist. Unless you and yours are starving, you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP! But that's not really a point.
 * 9) La La La La La 누가 뭐라해도 난 La La La La La 가장 밝게 빛나지 La La La La La Say you louder Say you louder Say you louder HA HA HA HA 너 나랑 놀래? 춤추는 거 볼래? 너 나랑 놀래? 춤추는 거 볼래? WOW 어때 나 잘하지? 우린 지금 무대 위 조명은 저 달로 해 Oh oh oh eh oh Oh oh oh eh oh 주인공은 바로 나 오늘 밤엔 Follow me Oh oh oh eh oh 봐봐봐 봐봐봐 Hot and Baby!!!! But that's not really a point.
 * 10) Nice.
 * OK, FIRST OF ALL, 69 FUNNY HAHA, AND 2. THEY DIDN'T SAY IT WAS AN EXCUSE, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING POSITIVE ON THIS PAGE, MY HEART IS POUNDING SO FUCKING FAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * 1) (GOES BACK IN TIME TO KILL THE PERSON WHO ADDED POINT 69 BECAUSE IT WASN'T AN EXCUSE, PS THIS POINT IS NO EXCUSE)
 * 2) HOORAY THE PERSON WHO ADDED THAT IS DEAD!!!!!! PARTY TIME! But that's not really a point. OH SHET.gif
 * 3) Made it this far got nothing to prove just look back at our 발자국 better look back at yourself 아이쿠 hey better look back!!! Back it up!!!! Back back back back back it up back back back back But that's not really a point.
 * 4) I'm about to 뚫어버려 대기권 surreal echelon maybe Salvador moonwalking towards the man in the moon this le voyage dans la lune bullet 안에 내 크루를 태워 shoot it straight into his 눈에 푸른 지구의 인간 중에 난 불시착 외계인 brr!! But that's not really a point.
 * 5) *And that's saying something!
 * 6) I'm so bad bad bad... NAPPA NAPPA NA NA NAPPA NAPPA NA I'M SO BAD BAD
 * 7) *You forgot to mention that this isn't an excuse.
 * 8) **Oopsie my bad bad bad bad oopsie my bad oopsie my bad oopsie my bad (WHAT) bad bad bad bad oopsie my bad oopsie my bad oopsie my bad
 * 9) ***Bro are you seriously trying to communicate with me using NATURE song lyrics?
 * 10) ****OOPSIE MY BAD!
 * 11) *****Cut it out.
 * 12) ******DU-DU DU-DU DU-DU-DU DU DU-DU-DU DU-DU... SHUT UP
 * 13) It's Rappin' COOL
 * 14) It's Rappin' GOOD !
 * 15) It's Rappin' BAD !
 * 16) It's Rappin' AWFUL !
 * 17) **That's not an excuse. I want a hamburger!
 * 18) ***I see. Well, sorry, we don't have any right now. (That wasn't anything close to an excuse btw)
 * 1) **That's not an excuse. I want a hamburger!
 * 2) ***I see. Well, sorry, we don't have any right now. (That wasn't anything close to an excuse btw)

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Comments
What's the name of the show?

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 23:35, 21 July 2021 (UTC)

I didn't have any particular show in mind when I made this.

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 14:57, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

This is high art

-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 22:57, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

This show should be called "Teh Bad Worst Dumb Show Dat Ruines Good TV Video Movies"

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 00:14, 2 August 2021 (UTC)

I don't care how many times I read this page it will always be funny

-- I&#39;M UNI AND WE DRIVIN A JUMP TRUCK (talk) 13:46, 18 August 2021 (UTC)

>This page makes my eyelashes curl honestly same

-- Bruh Funny (talk) 01:38, 9 November 2021 (UTC)