United Kingdom

United Kingdom (AKA The Best Place on Earth) is an epic place. Why is it awesome? WELL EVERYTHING ABOUT IT THAT'S WHAT'S AWESOME ABOUT IT!

British Things (aka Best Things)
 * 0.00000000000000000000001% of all the things from England aren't epic and don't deserve to be there.
 * Elizabeth Tower (or Big Ben)
 * Double Decker Buses
 * Police Boxes
 * Doctor Who
 * Crumpets
 * Tea
 * English Muffins
 * Ferb
 * Ferb's Cousins
 * Pokemon on Disney
 * Stonehenge
 * Rubbadubbers
 * 101 Dalmatian Street
 * The iconic BBC Two idents from 1991
 * The British Accent
 * Harry Potter
 * A lot of the best Minecraft YouTubers are British ;)
 * The Beatles
 * Elton John
 * CBBC
 * EastEnders
 * Hollyoaks
 * Coronation Street
 * Emmerdale
 * Those cool Nicktoons bumpers
 * Nick Crompton (the "England is my city" guy)
 * MARMITE!!!!
 * Punk music
 * Top hats!
 * Paddington Bear
 * SPAGHETTI JUNCTION!!!!
 * Wallace and Gromit
 * AND A MILLION MORE THINGS THAT ARE ALL EPIC*!

Certain things that aren't good about the UK

 * Football Culture (you've probably heard about it)
 * The weather
 * Stereotype about British people having bad teeth

Comments
That's where Sir Savage the 21st was born

-- PizzaPizzaYumYum (talk) 02:45, 6 July 2021 (UTC)