Random-ness School

It may seem bad that Random City has a school but this school is FUN! It has games and recess and buttons that transport the knowledge into ur head.

Teachers

 * Mr. Meap
 * Proffessor Perry
 * Professor Pikachu
 * Doctor Heniz Doof.
 * Mr. Woody the cowboy
 * Mr. Lightyear
 * Mr. Alvin
 * Mr. Greg Heffley
 * Mr. Onece-ler
 * Mr. Mike
 * Proffesar Mitch the Mustache
 * Cheeralie
 * Professor Lorax
 * Mr. Ferb
 * Professor Bleap
 * Miss Kittygirl
 * Mr.Angry Bird
 * Ms. Bluey
 * Ms. Bingo
 * Ms. Calypso
 * Mr. Dylan D
 * Mrs. Dolly D
 * Mr. Kenny
 * Mr. Stan
 * Mr. Cartman
 * Mr. Kyle
 * Mr. Bart
 * Mrs. Lisa
 * Mr. Troll
 * Mr. Meme Man
 * Mr. Shrek
 * Professor Dawkins D
 * Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick
 * Mr. Flim Flam
 * Mr. Name Jeff
 * Professor Membrane
 * Mr. Joe (don't ask what his last name is he will literally kill you)
 * Mr. Klunk
 * Mr. Su Tart
 * Mr. Shop
 * Dr. Acula (He got fired a few years ago for physically harassing vulnerable children)
 * Señor Chang
 * Mr. Finn
 * Mrs. Frizzle
 * Mr. Ratburn
 * The Nutty Professor (Jerry Lewis)
 * The Nutty Professor (Eddie Murphy)
 * Professor Finbarr Calamitous
 * Ms. Milli
 * Mr. Geo
 * Mr. Bot
 * Mr. Know-It-All (Aka Mr. Bullwinkle)
 * Add moar!

Main Classes

 * Random-ness Fundamentals
 * Drawing and Painting
 * Playing Minecraft
 * Underwater Basket Weaving
 * Random Region History
 * Pie and Cake Studies
 * Randomology
 * Critical Literary Analysis of Pooh Goes Poop Films
 * English Language Arts

Optional Classes (Electives)

 * Cheesepuff Arithmetic
 * Ancient Egyptian Algebra
 * Simple Chemistry
 * World History
 * History of Paperclips
 * Physical Education
 * Ferb Latin
 * Crushing Sodapop Cans With Slats of Wood and Other Materials
 * Staring at the Sun
 * Band
 * Business
 * Basic Chicken Frying
 * Advanced Chicken Frying
 * Fart Physics
 * Meapist Studies
 * Making Shoes out of Salami
 * Transportation Studies
 * Graphic Design is my passion
 * History of Hot Dog Condiments
 * Choir
 * Home Wreck Home Ec (I'll give five bucks to whoever gets this reference)
 * Drama
 * Sociology
 * Political Science
 * Cheesecake Ceramics
 * The Art of Cool
 * Mr. Klunk's Propaganda Studies (this course is known for being taught by Uncle Klunk's mentally deranged son, Gary Klunk)
 * Shop (the one where you make stuff out of wood, not the one where you buy things... just so we're clear)
 * Oceanography
 * Random Medicine Studies
 * Totally Real Magic Studies
 * Memeology
 * Video Game Fart History
 * Playing tic-tac-toe on teachers who have large foreheads (whoever gets the highest score of the day wins a pizza party for their whole homeroom!)
 * Playboi Carti Language Lessons
 * Advanced Hot Dog Eating
 * Filmmaking and Editing
 * Family Studies
 * Family Guy Studies
 * Physical Education
 * Playing Roblox
 * Meme Design
 * Making Episodes for the Invader Zim Fanseries (No cringy GIR worshippers allowed)
 * Watching Astra Spend A Whole Hour (or more lol) Deciding Which Character to Use as Her Profile Picture
 * Orb Pondering
 * How To Catch A 🅱️ And Make Your Honey Happy

Clubs
Yes, we have clubs! Whoever said we don't have clubs was lying.
 * Hot Dog and Hamburger Eating Club
 * Among Us Players Club
 * 472 Fan Club
 * Shitposting Club
 * List Making Club
 * Fishing Club
 * Diary of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay Club (please join they need a Rowley)
 * Club for Sand from My Front Walkway: Edible but Pretty Disgusting
 * Backyardigans Roleplay Club (I'm Pablo so no one be Pablo!!!!)
 * Nickelodeon's Drama Club
 * Teeth Club
 * Garfield Fan Club
 * Family Guy Character Analysis Club
 * Ratatouille Fan Club
 * Big Floppa and Sogga Fan Club
 * iCarly and VeggieTales Crossover Roleplay Club (please join they're about to cut the funding)
 * Rubbadubbers and Pokémon Crossover Roleplay Club (please join, they need a Reg and a Goh)
 * Gaming Club
 * FAttY SPiNS Appreciation Society
 * K-Pop Fan Club (no "unpopular kpop opinions" video makers allowed because y'all don't know how to act)
 * Hyperpop Appreciation Society (if you claim to be a fan of hyperpop but only know/listen to 100 gecs you're banned brother)
 * Amnesty International
 * Filmmaking Club
 * Pokémon Trainers club ( Please join they need someone with a level 100 shiny Tsareena )

Monday and Tuesday/Thursday and Friday

 * 11:30 AM - Bus Stop Pick Up
 * 11:50 PM - Arrival at School/Short Recess
 * 12:00 PM - Random-ness Fundamentals
 * 1:00 PM - Drawing and Painting
 * 1:30 PM - Playing Minecraft
 * 2:00 PM - Random Region History
 * 2:50 PM - Lunch
 * 3:00 PM - Recess
 * 5:00 PM - Period 5
 * 5:30 PM - Period 6
 * 6:00 PM - Period 7
 * 6:30 PM - Period 8
 * 7:00 PM - Dinner
 * 7:15 PM - Club Activities/Recess
 * 7:40 PM - Bus Stop To Home
 * 8:00 PM - End of School Day

Wednesday
Wednesdays have shorter schedules than other school days.


 * 11:30 AM - Bus Stop Pick Up
 * 11:50 PM - Arrival at School/Short Recess
 * 12:00 PM - Underwater Basket Weaving
 * 1:00 PM - Pie and Cake Studies
 * 1:30 PM - Critical Literary Analysis of Pooh Goes Poop Films/English Language Arts
 * 2:00 PM - Randomology
 * 2:50 PM - Lunch
 * 3:00 PM - Recess
 * 5:00 PM - Bus Stop To Home
 * 5:20 PM - End of School Day

Recess
Recess in Random-ness School lasts around 2 hours. There are many activities and areas to explore. Such as:

Buildings/Areas

 * Random-ness School Museum: A building which is a replica what Random-ness School looked like over a decade ago. It has exhibits dedicated to famous students and multiple important RNS events of the past and present.
 * Crystal Waters: A giant water park known for its multiple colorful, oddly shaped slides, which can be seen all around the school. It has many pools of varying sizes, as well as a snack/drink bar (EVERYTHING ON DA MENU IZ FREE!!!!!!!!!)
 * Random Mini Speedway: A go-kart track that is about a 1/3 mile and has multiple turns. The track also includes a snack bar, in which snacks cost from 50 cents to $25. Alongside this, Random Mini Speedway also has its own gift shop.
 * Potatovision Odeon: An enormous movie theatre that screens family-friendly and occasional PG-13 movies. It sells popcorn, frozen yogurt, nachos and many different kinds of soda. Students are allowed to bring their own food into the theatre.
 * Pokémon Battle Court: A Pokémon battle court in the schools Pokémon gym, all Pokémon are welcome.
 * Pokémon playground: there are many activities for your Pokémon to do in this area like Charjabug racing, The Curry Cafe, and chat with the other Pokémon. Due to safety concerns, the playground is split up into 3 areas, the 1st for Pokémon ranging from 4in to 3ft 11in, the 2nd for Pokémon ranging from 4ft 3in to 6ft 11in, and the 3rd one for Pokémon sized 7ft 3in and up

Comments
Can I add classes or are they planned

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 13:24, 11 July 2021 (UTC)

We can add classes. I don't think they're planned.

-- Scary Wallpaper (Tornadospeed) (talk) 16:26, 11 July 2021 (UTC)

Finally a school that actually teaches you something you will use in the real world.

-- PizzaPizzaYumYum (talk) 19:08, 13 July 2021 (UTC)

Somebody just trashed the page

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 00:29, 31 July 2021 (UTC)