Quandale Dingle

is a person who does a lot of weird stuff. And I mean, a lot of weird stuff.

He has been arrested for multiple crimes as well.

Early life
TBA.

Personal life
TBA.

Trivia
TBA.

Quotes
NOTE: The words in brackets are not Quandale’s quotes, they’re randomly added sound effects.


 * "What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD"
 * "Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. My cousin Henry Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FUCK??) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT????) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died."
 * "Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy."
 * "Hey fellas it's Quandele Dingle here I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink and he went to bed for a really long time I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (herrrrr) I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head my goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quandele Dingle tried to eat my but during Ramadhan"
 * "When I was 10 years old my goofy ahh uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie dude! My mom caught him and beat him with a pan. I created an explosive bomb and put it in my sister's lunch box, and blew her to smithereens."
 * "I put Viagra in my goofy ahh uncle's drink and he tried to do bad things to me. I drowned in the bathtub when I was 15 years old. I sold my grandpa's crutches and he fell down the stairs and broke his back. (OHGREATHEAVENS!) My dad gave me a knuckle sandwich full force. (OHSHIT)!
 * "My crazy ahh uncle watching sis loves me and inappropriate stepmom videos in the bathroom. (WHATAREYOUDOINGSTEPMOM?) I put a fork in the electrical outlet and blew my hand off. My brother, Linguini, put liquid laxatives in my grandpa's dentures. He shit his brains out! (OHGOODNESSGRACIOUS!)"