Random-ness Museum

The Random-ness Museum was founded by Ultimatehero in 2011, located in Random City of Random Region. The museum features a wide variety of random stuff, you name it, we have that. All of Random-ness Museum's exhibitions, receptions, and artist interviews are free and open to the public. Do not steal though, you'll go to jail for a looonggg time!

Exhibitions
Everyone is free to create new exhibits and donate artifacts to existing ones.

Animal Exhibit

 * Skin of a cyray with stuffed stuff in it
 * A painting comparing Perry to a regular platypus.........Perry the Platypus looks better
 * A model Beecat
 * DE CAIK!
 * Catdog
 * The hybrids from the Wuzzles
 * Add more!

Phineas and Ferb Exhibit

 * A statue of all the character's hands stuck together
 * Bookshelves with Doof's minature -inators on it
 * Parts of the rollercoaster glued together
 * The contraption from The Bully Code
 * Candace's old cell phone that she "lost".
 * DE CAIK!
 * Gretchen's Glasses (they're more epic then you'd think)
 * Some of Phineas and Ferb's Blueprints
 * A Part of the "Summer All the Time" Fashion Collection
 * Add more

Kh2cool Exhibit

 * Autograph signing with Me!
 * My old toys and video games
 * My old Books
 * Wack a Beiber (Beat up Justin Beiber in person)

Mochlum Exhibit

 * Popsicle stick with my saliva on it! (I can use a good clone these days)
 * DE CAIK!
 * My Old LEGO Collection
 * My Old DVD/Video Game Collection
 * Selena Gomez

DE CAIK! Exhibit

 * DE CAIK!
 * A slice of DE CAIK!
 * A candle from DE CAIK!
 * Some frosting from DE CAIK!
 * Various decorations from DE CAIK!

Food Exhibit

 * Empty Pickle Jar
 * Full Pickle Jar
 * Word Pickle
 * Swiss Cheese
 * Cheesey Pizza
 * DE CAIK! (Hey, it's food, ya know.)
 * American Cheese
 * Nintendo Cereal
 * A bathtub full of chicken nuggets and a Shirley Temple next to it.
 * Yes you can go in the bathtub.
 * Add more

Portal Exhibit

 * Portal Gun
 * The Cake (not to be confused with DE CAIK!)
 * Companion Cube
 * Personality Cores
 * Neurotoxin Emitters (inactive)
 * Turrets (inactive)
 * GLaDOS piece
 * Weighted Storage Cube (not Companion Cube)
 * Add more

Super Mario Exhibit

 * Super Mushroom
 * Fire Flower
 * Starman
 * F.L.U.D.D.
 * Poltergust 3000
 * 1-UP Mushroom
 * Mini Mushroom
 * A Koopa Statue
 * Gallery of Mario Characters
 * Bowser's shell
 * Mario's go kart
 * Yoshi Egg
 * Koopaling Statues
 * Super Mario Bros. Famicom cartridge
 * Add more

Meme Exhibit

 * Crumbs from Nyan Cat
 * Vegeta's Broken Scouter (Ovar 9000)
 * Portrait of Cats (All Your Base Are Belong To Us)
 * Peel from Annoying Orange
 * A large model of O RLY vs. YA RLY
 * The Spartan's Sword (This is Sparta)
 * Locks from Fred's Hair (Fred)
 * Grapes (The Duck Song)
 * Rage Face Bottle Cap Painting
 * Large Framed Prints of Vaporwave Aesthetics
 * An Empty Area Roped off from the Rest of the Exhibit (Represents all the gfs I've had)
 * A statue of Oro and Peek
 * An expanded dong (nsfw!!!!)
 * Sample of ligma
 * Large Framed Prints of Minimalist Frog Memes
 * Large Framed Print of the Script for the LazyTown Episode "Robbie's Dream Team"
 * A statue of Robbie Rotten eating cake
 * Animation cel of Primitive Sponge's (Not SpongeGar!!) famous scene
 * Steamed Hams
 * A unboxed Rattle Me Bones
 * Copies of You On Kazoo and Let's Sing Along on VHS
 * A statue of the Deez Nuts guy getting rekt by Shrek.
 * Giant statue of Big Chungus
 * Giant statue of Moto Moto
 * Giant statue of NEDM
 * A music player playing "Old Town Road."
 * Taxidermed Grumpy Cat
 * Add more!

Minecraft Exhibit

 * Creeper Remains(ssss...)
 * Blocks
 * Ashes from one of Herobrine's fires
 * Diamond Pickaxe
 * Arrows From Skeleton
 * Ender Pearl
 * Ender Dragon statue
 * Ender Dragon egg
 * Herobrine statue
 * Panda Exhibit
 * Pink Sheep exhibit

MAD Exhibit

 * Phineas and Ferb's Black Hole Recycler
 * The Straight A Team's Truck
 * The Rock (from TransBoreMores)
 * Checkaflue's Pokeball
 * Blu's Green Lantern Ring
 * Pooh's Pot from Pooh Grit
 * A Narnia Lunchbox
 * A Bieber Bowl
 * Snake's Oven Mit
 * All MAD Magazinez EVER
 * The Sleepy Cloud
 * The Ancient Book of Prophecies (from Kung Fu Blander)
 * Lakitu's Camera (from Gaming's Next Top Princess)
 * Dead Guy from CSiCarly (okay, maybe not)
 * Giant Monster Blue (from Avaturds!) (uhh maybe not also...)
 * Black Spy's bomb
 * Blutendo from Avaturd
 * Build-a-Bieber Gift Card
 * Bob's Hair Gel

Llama Exhibit

 * A llama
 * Llama scat
 * A picture of a llama
 * The Dolly Llama

Wayside Exhibit
Located on the 30th floor.
 * Maurecia's sunglasses (from that Hall Monitor episode)
 * Principal Kidswatter's scooter (from the episode "Slow Mo Mo")
 * The trash compactor that was on the 30th floor in the pilot
 * &lt;strike&gt;THE DEAD BODIES OF THOSE WHO DID NOT SURVIVE ON THE TRANSITION TO THE TV SHOW&lt;/strike&gt;
 * A lock of Joe's hair
 * Sharie's old jacket.
 * Maurecia-flavored Ice Cream
 * One of the cows that supposedly infested the school. It may not actually be one of the cows, but hell, it can't go down any flights of stairs.
 * One of Sammy's raincoats
 * Rondi's front teeth, which were supposedly punched out by Allison.
 * A bowl of Mushroom Surprise.
 * The yellow ball.
 * Many of Bebe's drawings.
 * Maureica's helmet
 * The square things (also from the episode "Slow Mo Mo")

Chuck E. Cheese's/Showbiz Pizza Palace Exhibit

 * Original Helen Henny walkaround
 * A Munch Jr. animatronic
 * Foxy Flanagan/Coleen animatronic
 * A photo of Chuck E. and Billy Bob together
 * Helen Henny 3-stage bot with plastic cosmetics
 * Beach Bird animatronic from Banjo Billy's Pizza
 * Half-Concept Unification-'ed Beach Bear
 * Full Rock-afire Explosion show in fully-working and great condition (runs on a TiVo and a show selector) (the Pingas Pizza bots were in storage as backups incase the show stopped working until they were restored and sold off to The Big Cash Money in 2014)
 * Various props from commercials for Showbiz Pizza Place
 * Chuck E. Cheese walkaround minus the hat
 * Showbiz Pizza and Chuck E. Cheese's spoof movie posters
 * Mannequins wearing the Yogi Bear and Statue of Liberty cosmetics
 * A working Uncle Klunk in great condition
 * A working Chuck E. Cheese's rocker stage with a PTT Helen (also runs on a TiVo and uses a show selector)

GoAnimate Exhibit (because FYTY)

 * A box of Grape Nuts
 * Electric chair from execution videos
 * Kumi's clothing
 * Various weapons
 * Pumping Poop
 * A bunch of Warren Cook's fake VHS openings.

OrangeBird2013 Exhibit

 * His tiny peepee
 * His vanilla cream-covered Orange Bird plushie
 * A statue of him laughing at Bing's piss-poor attempts to insult him

Moon Snail Exhibit

 * A trash bag with the "Least valid person ever" medal pinned onto it

Good Anime Exhibit

 * Original Models of Wallace and Grommit
 * Assorted King ofthe Hill Storyboards and Promotional Artwork
 * Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls Official Artwork and Animated Clips
 * CORY IN THE HOUSE POSTERS

Comp's Exhibit

 * Every episode of Seinfeld.
 * Prof. Wright's hat
 * Old designs of Scienceburg Labs characters
 * DONUTS
 * FOR I AM THE DONUT QUEEN
 * Malcolm, the king of love.

Six Flags Exhibit

 * A skateboard car from Tony Hawk's Big Spin
 * Pictures of every Batman: Ride roller coaster
 * Thomas the Tank Engine
 * Pictures of the now abandoned Six Flags New Orleans park
 * Kidsongs Ride the Roller Coaster VHS tape
 * The world's largest Larson Super Loop flat ride (approximately 400 feet tall)

Team Fortress 2 Exhibit
Located conveniently next to the Wayside exhibit.


 * The Heavy's minigun
 * A sandvich
 * Painis Cupcake
 * A vagineer

Sega Exhibit

 * A Sega Genesis
 * A Genesis Nomad
 * Every commercial for Sega stuff from around the world
 * P.J. Pizzazz robot from the Sega-run FEC of the same name
 * A Sega Game Gear
 * A Sega Dreamcast
 * A Sega Saturn
 * A Sega Master System
 * A Sega Genesis 32X
 * A Sega CD system
 * A Sonic statue
 * The squirrel from the Game Gear commercial.

Obscure Stuff exhibit

 * Raggedy Ann &amp; Andy: A Musical Adventure VHS
 * The Brave Little Toaster animation cels
 * Props and costumes from the Raggedy Ann musical
 * A Nintendo Love Tester
 * Jurassic Boy 2 copies for the NES, Famicom, and Game Boy Color (can be picked up and played for the low low price of a dime)
 * A Surge vending machine
 * Every episode of Frankenguy and the Professor
 * The Bobinogs' outfits.
 * Clay models of Rubbadubbers and Yoho Ahoy characters.

Discovery Zone exhibit

 * Z-Bop and Shoe-B robots (come out from the back of the exhibit to interact with guests)
 * Some tubes
 * Ball pit balls
 * A Discovery Zone sign

BigSpinCoaster exhibit

 * A part of the 'Cuda Falls water slide from Darien Lake
 * A Brothers store sign
 * A Justice store sign

A3 Exhibit

 * Basically a ton of merchandise for Stereo Street, Robokip and Mushroom Wars
 * Also a huge hall of all the current programming

Laser tag sports exhibit

 * A entire freakin' Photon arena.
 * Unboxed Worlds of Wonder Lazer Tag sets.
 * Star Trek Electronic Phasers toys (Can be picked up and played with for the low low cost of $20)

Mega Man Exhibit

 * Copies of every Mega Man game ever made
 * An E Tank
 * A Search Snake projectile

Strange Sources Exhibit

 * Gen. 1-8 Pokemon in the style of Pokemon Red &amp; Blue sprites
 * The Creepy Larry Face
 * A sign that says "YOU PASTA WAY"
 * A nude picture of Mr. Magoo
 * A statue of Archichoke
 * Explosive bags of chips
 * Quickles in a cage
 * A music box which plays the intro music from ClayFighter Sculptor's Cut
 * Terrorist Louis
 * T-Posing Chickens
 * Fleabie puppet
 * Ruined Roast
 * Explosive Teddy Bear
 * Carbuncle Devouring Momomo
 * Frog Chair
 * Fuzzy Donkey from the Shrek bloopers
 * Add more

Sophie the Otter Exhibit

 * A slew of 1980s stuffed toys (Care Bears, Popples, Wuzzles, etc.)
 * Arcade game cabinets
 * PB&amp;J Otter sculptures
 * Lots of 1980s VHS tapes.
 * A Yamaha DX-7 (you can play it)
 * A  red Fender Stratocaster (you can also play it)
 * A penguin animatronic
 * A Sophie the Otter hand-rod puppet
 * Artwork by Sophie the Otter
 * An interactive life-sized Angry Birds game
 * Sophie's iPad
 * A bubble blower shaped like Bubblun from Bubble Bobble.
 * A tank of fish resembling Sophie's fish Hopper, Skipper, and Jumper.
 * A disco ball
 * Posters of bands Sophie is into (Queen, Led Zeppelin, Devo, Bon Jovi, Guns N' Roses, Sweet, etc.)
 * A jukebox

Jamesphie Exhibit

 * a pair of shades
 * sunblock so i can stay cool
 * lots of downloaded movies because nobody uses dvds or vhs tapes anymore
 * a cool mayonnaise because it is an instrument
 * a dead animatronic
 * a poster for jamesphie
 * anti-koolkid badge
 * $250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

The Choerryism exhibit

 * An empty can of Pepsi
 * A gallery of her Bandori 4* cards
 * Another gallery of her Bandori 3* cards (not all of them because some of them are downright poopoo)
 * The Stanley Weezer edit because come on you KNOW it has to be here
 * Her Pickle Rick shirts (she owns two irl lawl)
 * A comprehensive list of her past and present obsessions and how long they've lasted (two of them have been blanked out with white-out so have fun guessing what they are)
 * A huge solid gold statue of Ronnie Anne dabbing (like in the title card for "Copy Can't")
 * A bunch of art she drew but 50% of it is just random doodles she did in math class when she should've been paying attention #ADHD
 * Morfonica shrine
 * RAISE A SUILEN shrine
 * "Do it for her/him" collages of her favorite characters
 * Angry letters from her FBI agent
 * This image. Nuff said Soobin the giant rabbit.jpeg
 * Footage from the government of her bawling her eyes out while listening to "LO$ER=LO♡ER" by TXT
 * A music box that just plays the "Ladidadubabadida" part from Queendom over and over
 * All the socks she owns but never wears (it is a common practice among museum visitors to pour one out upon noticing them)
 * A vial of the medicine she took after she got her tonsils taken out when she was 5 (do not smell it or drink it, it's disgusting)
 * Another vial but it has her cerebrospinal fluid in it
 * Mr. Magoo's nudes because we ran out of ideas (they were stolen from the Strange Sources Exhibit and no one noticed yet)

Zootopia exhibit

 * Tba

BFDI Exhibit

 * A DVD of ALL BFDI EPISODES
 * BFDI Costumes
 * BFDI Posters
 * BFDI Clothing
 * A computer with Flash and the assets
 * BFDI Toys (Plushes, Jump Ropes, Swimming Pools, etc.)

EL'S EHXHIBIT THAT'S BETTER THAN 'S EXHIBIT AND ISN'T THE REAL OFFICIAL ONE

 * ur ugly mug
 * nothing
 * a bunch of dead grunts and l337 agents
 * MORE TO COME

Abbykat1286/Perry the rabbit's exhibit

 * Perry the rabbit's statue
 * Lori loud's statue

The Bandori Exhibit

 * Character statues *
 * All 35 main girls have a statue of their own. The statues are exact replicas of their respective key visuals for the anime (or the game in Morfonica's case). They are made of marble and then painted with a very expensive brand of unchippable paint. In front of each statue is a large label which has each girl's image color as the background, their name written in the Japanese naming order in the center, and finally their epithet written on the bottom.
 * For an example, Tsukushi's label would look like this:  二葉 つくし   "Reach for It Girl"


 * The Michelle costume and its many variants
 * The crumbs from Moca's bread
 * The crumbs from Rimi's choco cornet
 * Chu2's headphones
 * Various costumes on mannequins (every collab-exclusive costume is placed on top of a special mannequin made of solid gold)
 * Garupa Pico concept art
 * All of Pareo's wigs (#WigSnatched!)
 * The butterfly that Mashiro saw
 * A replica of Random Star
 * A gallery of those cards with the really cool lineart (like this Tsukushi dreamfes card and this extremely epic Kokoro card)
 * A statue of Oddie, Tae's rabbit
 * Rokka's glasses
 * Kanon's drumsticks
 * Huge nesoberis of all 35 girls
 * Legit replicas of the girls' respective instruments
 * A book titled "Chu2's English Dictionary" which isn't actually a dictionary but is actually an essay written by Chu2 herself about how great of a producer she is and how she's gonna beat Roselia's asses
 * A statue of a Kitazawa croquette
 * Various framed album covers
 * Statues of Pen-chan and Mo-chan
 * A picture of Kaoru overlayed on top of the lesbian pride flag #fleeting #loveislove #littlekittens
 * Framed 4koma strips and 1koma panels
 * An endlessly looping video of Arisa moshpit dancing to "Smack A Bitch" by Rico Nasty (it is played on a large screen that is as large as the ones you see in theatres)

MRZBRAINZ Exhibit

 * DVDs of all the unfinished shows I started
 * MR Z BRAINZ’s Box of Strange and Unusual Original Characters
 * A big book o lore

OwenTheLittenFan Exhibit

 * A statue of a Litten
 * The whole entire transcript of Hotel Mario on a stone tablet
 * A Windows XP Computer

Wolfie Exhibit

 * A poster with every Pokémon Generation I-VIII
 * Section with a TV that plays Amadeus on loop
 * Room with live birds
 * List with 100 ways to kill Manny Heffley
 * Statue of the Italian hand
 * The actual Badges from The AuSome Six!
 * Huge collection of Pokémon cards
 * Essay on why Teen Titans Go sucks
 * Broken statues of SwaeSwae and Buhdeuce

Warioware Exhibit

 * The cars from Crazy Cars.
 * The Goomba's from Super Wario Bros.

Travjt’s Exhibit

 * PFPs in frames
 * Automatic music player
 * A statue of Piggy defeating the player

HPfan2019's Exhibit

 * A statue of Eminem
 * Jailbreak Lamborghini
 * Roblox Bacon Hair, Roblox Noob and Roblox Salad Hair Statue
 * Apology Essay
 * PFP Cancellation Essay

Tall Autism’s Exhibit

 * Map of TallAutism2006 City
 * Statue of the Heeler Family
 * DVDs and VHS tapes (because why not?)
 * Japanese textbook (with real Japanese words/characters)

Joltikplays' Exhibit

 * The Joltikplays Show animation Cels
 * Guzzlord plush
 * Giant Care Bear Plush
 * Rainbow Dragonite GX card
 * Oversize Shiny Rayquaza GX card
 * An Omatone
 * A Mogerua Action Figure
 * Never Opened Drone
 * A replica of Joltikplays Mansion in Green Island
 * List with 100 ways to kill Land Of Wackiness residents
 * Rare Disney Pins
 * Invalid Essay on why MPM sucks
 * Vintage Ren and Stimpy cels
 * Some Joltsborrow artifacts
 * Some Stimpytown residents put in an entire indoor town to show their habitat
 * A badge that says “I read every single word of The Ultimate Random”
 * A Spam can

Among Us Exhibit

 * All the crewmate suits
 * A Bedcrab
 * The Imposters gun
 * Emergency meeting button
 * Airship Mannequins
 * A vent door
 * O2 tank
 * Command chair
 * Among Us Plushie
 * Trash Can
 * Fire Alarm
 * Stonetoss Comics edited to have Amogus

Macy’s Parade Mysteries Exhibit

 * TogeBoomers Time Travel Gun
 * TNTs Shoes
 * Nick-Noes Slime Blaster
 * The Mega-9 Million Degree Flamethrower-9000
 * Kaue and Joltechs Jetpacks
 * Oobi Balloon Poster
 * Candy Spear
 * Jelly tricycle
 * A goofy uses hammer
 * A Ban Button
 * A Giant Woody Woodpecker balloon
 * Garfield phone from 1981
 * Annoying blockbuster kids VHS
 * The Parade Mobile
 * The Dead Bodies of the scrapped heroes and Villains
 * Nolans name tag
 * Globros Shirt
 * Carries Front teeth
 * Joltechs shirt
 * The Bible which explains why this is the worst web series ever
 * a statue of Shea the superstar you’re supposed to throw tomatoes at

Disney Parks Exhibit

 * Dreamfinders airship
 * Buzzy animatronic
 * Test Track Touchscreen
 * Tron Motorcycle
 * A mini version of rock n roller coaster (you can ride it)
 * A diamond replica of Cinderella Castle
 * Donald Costume head from the 70s
 * the cutouts from Primeval Whirl
 * the Carnotarus from DINOSAUR
 * the lava monster from Journey to the center of the earth
 * A bunch of Figment merchandise
 * Sneak peaks of upcoming attractions
 * Build-a-Bear Downtown Disney Dog

iluvpenguins8's exhibit

 * A wyb13n plush  &lt;s&gt;covered in dieariah&lt;/s&gt;
 * Webkinz trading cards
 * A copy of 100 games in scratch
 * Four chicken mc nuggets
 * Animation cells for the shows on iluvpeguins8 studios
 * Spongebob animation cels
 * Never opened iPhone box

BP The Clown exhibit

 * BP's most prized plushies
 * Lifesize WALL-E animatronic
 * Tankman statue
 * Animation cels from Robot Jones
 * 4x4 Rubik's Revenge
 * Luxo ball
 * A wall with every known type of those animatronic singing fish/singing taxidermy animals hanging on it
 * BP's gem/mineral and fossil collection
 * A whiteboard that has "LAUGH" written in multicolour on it (as jacksepticeye did)
 * A mannequin in BP's plague doctor costume/set
 * Steven Universe star shirt
 * Diorama of a Ringling Bros./Barnum & Bailey circus
 * Medal that reads "I SUCK"
 * Ferris wheel with each seat themed after BP's interests (similar to the closed NYC Toys "Я" Us wheel)

PaRappa The Rapper exhibit

 * Gallery of the characters
 * All of the merchandise ever made for the franchise (that includes UJL and anime merch)
 * Official artwork by Rodney Greenblat
 * Mannequins wearing the Parappa, PJ, Sunny, and Lammy mascots
 * Touchscreens allowing you to look through the official guidebooks of the games (Japanese or English)
 * Playable PTR/PTR2 games on working PS2 consoles
 * Playable Um Jammer Lammy NOW! arcade machine
 * Collection of VHS's and DVD's of the anime
 * Every CD/vinyl album made for the franchise
 * Various props from the 20th Anniversary event

Pop culture exhibit
This exhibit is dedicated to the past and present trends of the Random Region.


 * A statue of Carl Wheezer
 * A row of mannequin heads with Meap ears on them
 * Jerseys of multiple Randomese sports teams
 * Phineas and Ferb character statues

Gift Shop

 * Tshirts with Travjt's pfps on them.
 * Random-ness Museum LEGO set

Theft
On June 10, 2021 at exactly 11:05pm, three masked men illegally entered the Random-ness Museum during its closing hours. When the men successfully broke in, they stole these things from the following exhibits: For more information, see Random-ness Museum theft.
 * A box of grape nuts (GoAnimate Exhibit)
 * A trash bag with the "Least valid person ever" medal pinned onto it (Moon Snail Exhibit)
 * Everything from the SEGA exhibit
 * A sign that says "YOU PASTA WAY" (Strange Sources Exhibit)
 * A pair of shades (Jamesphie Exhibit)
 * Character statues (The Bandori Exhibit)
 * Four chicken mc nuggets (iluvpenguins8's exhibit)

Comments
At least none of my stuff got stolen

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 00:28, 13 June 2021 (UTC)

I'm pouring one out for the Bandori statues that were stolen 😔

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 19:20, 30 June 2021 (UTC)

NOOoooooooo one of my stuff got stolen!

-- Iluvpenguins8 (talk) 01:22, 14 August 2021 (UTC)