How I Feel About Every Pokémon From Every Generation In Order

This list will be long as hell so buckle up folks: it's time for useless information you don't care about but I want to write out

Generation 1 - Kanto
1. Bulbasaur - my favourite starter of the bunch. I feel bad about the lack of poison type moves it can learn...it can only learn damaging ones by TM/TR and not at all in Gen Unfortunately, after using it so much for so long, I've kind of grown tired of using it and have migrated to using other starters but I do enjoy it very much.

2. Ivysaur - AWESOME LOOKING. Epic. Great way for Bulbasaur to evolve

3. Venusaur - .....I'd rather not
 * 1) Mega Venusaur - Better than the original. The flower is pretty and cool. I also like that it gets Thick Fat.
 * 2) Gigantamax Venusaur - Bit funny, bit silly. Not my favorite design but has the coolest looking G-Max move of the Kanto starters

4. Charmander - pretty cute!! I love how they look. They deserve so much

5. Charmeleon - awesome looking. I like it

6. Charizard - no thanks. I can excuse poor movepool in the first two evolutions, but not the last one. It can learn good moves but not so much in a more casual run
 * 1) Mega Charizard X - cool design, I don't care for how it becomes a physical attacker. What are you supposed to do when it's not mega evolved, run a physical Charizard? Well....guess that's your best bet anyway with Charizard's garbage special move pool
 * 2) Mega Charizard Y - pretty cool design, but not as cool as X. I'm upset that it got two mega evolutions in the first place - that's pretty disgraceful. But I prefer to use Y over X due to it retaining its better special attack stat
 * 3) Gigantamax Charizard - I like its design, especially how it looks when shiny. VERY cool. I like the Phoenix-like G-Max move

7. Squirtle - very nice!!! The Pokémon I've switched to trying out after years of only Bulbasaur. I think it is good

8. Wartortle - GORGEOUS Pokémon. I love the tail. Apparently most people don't like the Kanto middle evos but I think they're all great

9. Blastoise - BEST of the Kanto final evos. I think it is super nice looking and pretty good to use, even though I wish it had a bit better of a special attack stat than it does
 * 1) Mega Blastoise - alright. Very interesting ability, and one it fortunately can take advantage of (with breeding). I have no strong feelings on it
 * 2) Gigantamax Blastoise - also alright. Still no strong feelings

10. Caterpie - a cutie! Can't do much but is sweet. Reminds me of Hardyt3kyoyo, who I watched constantly as a child

11. Metaphod - eh. It's a metapod. Not much more to say

12. Butterfree - an absolute BABY! I was so sad when Ash got rid of his. I love using them and they're one of my favourite bug types - and fortunately for me, they're so easy to get!
 * 1) Gigantamax Butterfree - it's nice, and I like the effect its G-Max move has

13. Weedle - don't like it. Inferior to Caterpie and annoying

14. Kakuna - kakuna rattata

15. Beedrill - caaan be cool I guess but I never use them. Maybe one day, if it's ever given egg moves....but not this day. Perhaps soon, though. I have plans
 * 1) Mega Beedrill - Beedrill but awesome

16. Pidgey - cute little bird

17. Pidgeotto - okay medium bird

18. Pidgeot - lame big bird
 * 1) Mega Pidgeot - AWESOME. cool. Useable, even. Reminds me of Blue. Makes me feel good to look at. Would like to use someday

19. Rattata - listen. I like it. I think it's cute. I'd even use it...except for EVERY SINGLE SPRITE OF IT IS SO UGLY. there are SOME that are good from the front. But all of them are horrible from the back, and that's what I'll be looking at. That wide, gaping maw...I can't stand it. Kakuna rattata
 * 1) Alolan Rattata - perfect little baby. Everything Kantonian Rattata wishes it could be - 4x weak to fighting, and cute as hell. Great backsprite, great front sprite. Is such a friend. I loved having it follow me in Let's Go Eevee, even though I never used one on the team

20. Raticate - I mean it's alright. Better looking than Rattata, at least
 * 1) Alolan Raticate - as is its former stage, a huge upgrade from regular Raticate. Fat little cheeks. Not as awesome as Alolan Rattata but very cool nonetheless

21. Spearow - better than Pidgey. A friend. Kenya supremacy

22. Fearow - don't like it, but will use in the name of Kenya if I must

23. Ekans - I like it! Haven't used it in forever, but I do. I also like what Jessie's Ekans says in the anime - there are no bad pokemon, only bad trainers (but with a lot more hissing)

24. Arbok - very cool!! I love how it has a different pattern for every region it's in. Super cool feature. A nice detail

25. Pikachu - ah, Pikachu. Admittedly a very cute Pokémon - ESPECIALLY in the adventures manga. So round. So fat. I love using thunder shock with it. For some reason, weak, early game electric type attacks hit me just right. There's only one problem with Pikachu.....it's garbage. Complete and utter garbage. I hate using them. They're disgraceful

26. Raichu - WAY better than Pikachu. So good. An absolutely baby. Awesome, cool, cute. I love them very much. Not amazing stats but they can be good enough. The only problem with Raichu is that you have to use a Pikachu to get it
 * 1) Alolan Raichu - psychic types are my favourite type. I also love electric types...but not a ton of the electric Pokemon themselves. This single Pokémon combines two of my favourite types in the best way. I like the name of its ability, but I don't care for what it does. A very good Raichu. I can't say it's an improvement on Kantonian Pikachu design wise because they're both great in their own ways

27. Sandshrew - adorable. I love it. Little baby. Sooooo precious
 * 1) Alolan Sandshrew - chunky. Blocky. Literally an igloo. I love it. Deserves everything

28. Sandslash - pretty alright! I haven't ever really used one...and I want to
 * 1) Alolan Sandslash - I have a big ol Alolan Sandslash plush I'm pretty attached to. His name is Vanilla Ice. I got him at my local Comic Con, and I love him. I want to use one someday

29. Nidoran ♀️ - funny looking sprites. Really have no feelings on it

30. Nidorina - I love her. Look at her go. Let's go lesbians

31. Nidoqueen - She's good! I'm so disappointed in her shiny. It should be purple. Fix her and fix her now, Gamefreak

32. Nidoran ♂️ - he's fine. Better sprites than Nidoran ♀️ for sure

33. Nidorino - eh

34. Nidoking - pretty cool. I LOVE his shiny

35. Clefairy - YES. Baby baby baby

36. Clefable - okay I GUESS

37. Vulpix - YES I love you you're so pretty and perfect
 * 1) Alolan Vulpix - I lied about Kantonian Vulpix being perfect. This one is way better. I LOVE them. I love them so much. Precious in every way

38. Ninetales - gorgeous pokemon!! Elegance!!
 * 1) Alolan Ninetales - even more gorgeous Pokémon! Stunning! Sparkling! Shining!

39. Jigglypuff - god I do not care about you

40. Wigglytuff - god I do not care about you either.....except.....YOOM-TAH!

41. Zubat - I actually love this thing. Comes in clutch

42. Golbat - you are useless go away. But I love you anyway, as a member of my team

43. Oddish - I don't really like it. But I found a shiny one last year in X and had to find a team member to boot off the squad

44. Gloom - drooly. Alright

45. Vileplume - I can never remember how to sex them. I always get it mixed up. Alright Pokémon

46. Paras - silly little shroom. Never used one

47. Parasect - reminds me of Parsec, local PPG legend and creator of the original Slender game. Never used one, but I have an interest in trying

48. Venonat - OOOOO BABY I LOVE YOU but it is NOT an early game Pokémon. It evolves too late for it not to be a pain to train

49. Venomoth - You are SO good. I'm obsessed with how I can make it use Psychic

50. Diglett - I mean...okay. At least you're fast
 * 1) Alolan Diglett - not a huge fan of this one either

51. Dugtrio - kinda cool......I mostly like it for how much EXP I get from it in Yellow
 * 1) Alolan Dugtrio - no thank you??? I mean it's not a bad Pokémon. I really don't hate it. My initial reaction is a bit over exaggerated but it's definitely not my favourite Alolan form. It's okay. No strong feelings

52. Meowth - a good cat
 * 1) Alolan Meowth - a gay cat
 * 2) Galarian Meowth - a gremlin cat

53. Persian - rich asshole. Byakuya Togami. I kinda like it
 * 1) Alolan Persian - Byakuya Twogami. Also Garfield. Silly boy

54. Psyduck - it's okay. I have no strong feelings on it

55. Golduck - also okay. I like the design, but I've never used one...I kind of want to, kind of really don't

56. Mankey - I've used one maybe once in a yellow playthrough but it's pretty cool

57. Primeape - don't really care for it, but it's cool

58. Growlithe - it's alright, but I prefer Vulpix

59. Arcanine - I like it! Good Pokémon. But I don't seem to like it as much as everyone else

60. Poliwag - ah, little baby! Good Pokémon. Deserves much

61. Poliwhirl - yes...yes I like where this is going. I love the little frog. So good. I trust it

62. Poliwrath - AND YOU MESSED IT UP. What a terrible way to end the evolution line. I do have one that's very special to me, named Blaster, that I had as a child. I nicknames very few Pokémon at that time but for some reason I gave that one a name and kept it with me all this time

63. Abra - pain to catch, but I like it

64. Kadabra - pretty alright

65. Alakazam - good Pokémon...but I wish it got some non-psychic type moves by level up I'm big on coverage
 * 1) Mega Alakazam - VERY cool looking dude. One of the last things Alakazam needed was to be stronger, though