How To Make Good Songs Bad

Whip It by Devo

 * Make it like the demo version
 * Include the synthesizer solo from the song's debut at a live show.

Be My Lover by La Bouche

 * Have it be released in 2016 and have it be sung in a 16 year old girl's perspective of a crappy relationship.

Together by Ardyn

 * Insert autotune.

Bullacake by Dexplicit

 * Cut its length in half.

New Sensation by INXS

 * Have Garry Gary Beers' bass played inexplicably loud and have it overpower all of the instruments.
 * Make it about a short-term relationship.

Talk Dirty to Me by Poison

 * Bobby Dall's bass line is louder than C.C. DeVille's guitar (it's loud enough already).
 * Bret Michaels slurs the lyrics so bad you'll need the inner notes of the album sleeve to understand what he's saying.

Revenge (Creeper, Aw Man) by TryHardNinja ft. CaptainSparklez

 * The song starts off with "Creepers be bullsh*t!"
 * It sounds like Kill This Love by BLACKPINK except it has more rock style.
 * TryHardNinja's part is just him pretending to be a creeper.

Ransom by Lil Tecca

 * The beat is trash
 * The song is just about how Lil Tecca got kidnapped and he wants to escape
 * The music video is depressing


 * Lanze is featured in it.

I by Lil Skies

 * He repeats "I AM BEST" over and over, then he repeats stuff such as "I LOVE DRUGS" and finally "I WANT TO DIE".
 * The music video is him screaming to people
 * The beat is like this.

Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie

 * Made by T-Series.
 * Rename it to PewDiePie Diss Track

Lose Yourself by Eminem

 * Have it sung by a 9 years old who has shitty voice.
 * Have the beat look like this but more annoying.
 * Remove "Mom's spaghetti"

Take on Me by A-Ha

 * Release it in 2019 instead of 1984. It also has a generic 21st Century pop beat.
 * Put a lot of autotune in.
 * The music video is done in cheesy CGI instead of a mix of live-action and comic animation.

I Know a Place (From Bluey - The Creek)

 * The music is played with a bunch of recorders and kazoos, all terribly played and out of sync.
 * The singers are replaced with these singers: (TBA. Feel free to add some bad singers here).
 * It occasionally gets bass-boosted at inappropriate times.

Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

 * Reduce all the lyrics to just onw word.
 * To add to that, the word repeats itself throughout the entire song.
 * Have a 14 year old boy sing it. He also uses heaps pf autotune and sounds like that he doesn't want to sing it.
 * The instruments are the same as American Idiot, and it's recorded on a phone with terrible audio quality.