What would you do with a million dollars?

Page for everyone to write down what they would do with a million dollars (or their currency equivalent)

Raichu's Endless Nights
I would put half of the money of the bank (like £500,000) so I would keep it and get interest for it the longer I kept it there, and with the other half I'd buy a comfortable house, but not a massive mansion, and make it the way I wanted, and I'd buy all my friends and family special presents. I'd probably have an online career after that so if it went wrong it wouldn't matter because I'd have enough money to keep my going.

But before all of that, I would get takeaway pizza to celebrate.