How to Make Bad Movies Good

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Version #1

 * Having all the human shoppers look a lot better.
 * Making Mr. Clipboard more funny.
 * Not having Daredevil Dan's miss-mash talking go on and on and on.
 * Remove the creepy baby and replace it with a grocery bag.
 * Make the copyrighted ikes the main stars.
 * Redesign all of the characters so they look like this:


 * Make it more like this!
 * Have it traditionally animated.
 * Don't you mean digitally animated?
 * Actually, it should be animated with Toon Boom, but have the style simulated as traditional animation.
 * You mean cel-shading?
 * Hire YouTube users (YouTubers) and well-known voice actors to do the characters' voices in order to save budget.
 * The whole animation isn't stolen.
 * Isn't that a part of the movie being dang-awful?
 * Have it produced by Universal Pictures and Universal Cartoon Studios and release it into theatres in 2003.

Version #2

 * Have the animation like the original files of the film. Instead of using motion capture, why not computer animation with an exaggerated use of squash and stretch. It would look better for sure!
 * Make Sunshine Goodness an actual cat, that way the film would avoid implications of bestiality.
 * The original files aren't stolen.
 * Fix the script and plot.
 * Have the film distributed by Paramount Pictures, rather than Viva Pictures.
 * Have it released at its intended release date, which is Christmas 2003, or 2002.
 * Try to focus less on innuendos, and use it when necessary.
 * Most of the mascots get screen time, because the whole point of the movie is the product placement.
 * Answer plot holes, like how did some of the products get recalled.
 * Fix the characters' personalities.
 * Get someone other than Larry Kasanoff to direct the film... someone who actually had experience of being a director.

Godzilla (1998)
The are many forms to improve the movie

Option 1:


 * Bring back the original version of the script, with the sadist woman and the jaguar-bat gryphon.

Option 2:


 * Only make the animated series
 * The show is released during 2002-2003
 * The classic friends and enemies of the classic Godzilla films (Anguirus, Mothra, King Ghidoriah, etc) are guest stars in some episodes.
 * Make a crossover with Kong: The Animated Series as a season finale.

A Talking Cat!?!

 * Have Duffy's mouth move.
 * Have the music be only stock music by Paddy Kingsland and Harry Forbes.
 * However it wouldn't be a public domain soundtrack played loudly on a electronic keyboard and incessantly repeated.
 * Have Paul Verhoeven direct it.
 * Have it be released by Walt Disney Pictures in the early 2000's.
 * Or make it a sequel to The Shaggy Dog.

The Lone Ranger

 * Have The Lone Ranger say "Hi-Yo, silver!" somewhere in the movie.
 * Make Tonto less creepy.

The Oogieloves In The Big Balloon Adventure
While the whole page isn't bad, this section in particular is so hilariously awful that it's kept for entertainment purposes. Do not edit it out of the article.


 * Replace the main characters with Mumfie, Scarecrow and Pinkey.
 * The celebrities are replaced with Thomas the Tank Engine characters.
 * Scarecrow loses his hat rather than his pants falling.
 * The main characters are smarter than the original ones.
 * The movie lasts half an hour.
 * Make the Movie called "THE WORST BALLOON ADVENTURE EVER!"
 * Make it released in theaters on January 9999.

Original Version

 * Make the intro take place in the old west and have the train robbery.
 * Make the turtles look better.
 * Make the jokes sound better.

Different Version

 * Make it what the fans wanted it to be.

Hulk (2003)

 * Add more action and villains
 * Hulk's dad dies at the beginning of the movie
 * The Hulk have more time on screen, even more than Bruce.
 * The dialogue sounds more active, instead of the characters are making a sort of ASMR
 * Hire Edward Norton for the role of Bruce Banner.
 * Make the monster dogs less scary
 * During the final battle, the Hulk is even more bigger and larger than in the real final battle.
 * Hulk wears his iconic ripped pants during his scenes, instead of a generic blueish-purple shorts.
 * Add comedy scenes (or any sort of comic relief).
 * Add pop songs during the battle scenes.
 * That would make it much worse. Imagine if the put "Move Your Feet" from Junior Senior on the final battle.

Dinosaur Adventure

 * Make Kree the main character.
 * REMOVE PEEK remove peek.
 * You are worst dee-no. You are dee-no scum you are dee-no trash.
 * Maybe replace him with a way less annoying dinosaur.
 * Learn to pronounce Dino.
 * Redub it with well-known voice actors.
 * Have actual time and effort be put into the animation. -_-

Home Alone 3 & 4

 * Make the Home Alone series stop after 2...
 * No, make 3 and 5 different series, and name Home Alone 4 to Home Alone 3.


 * ...and make Home Alone 5 be known as "Home Alone 3" and also an spin-off sequel.

Free Birds

 * Replace the Chuck E Cheese's promotions with the Pizza Hut ones.
 * Have the song "Free Birds" be played somewhere in the movie.
 * Give it better humor.
 * Get rid of the political undertones.
 * Not making the people evil.
 * Have it revealed to be a dream at the end.

A Troll at Central Park

 * Switch its ending with Little Shop of Horrors' ending (P.S., Little Shop of Horrors is a good movie).

Or, if we are doing this the right way...


 * Make the movie be about a troll from a fantasy world trying to survive in modern day New York.

The Nut Job

 * MAKE THIS FILM ABOUT WASPS BECAUSE THEY DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR REPUTATION RUINED.
 * REPLACE THE BADGER WITH A HORNET.
 * NOT TO GIVE SQUIRRELS BAD IMAGES.
 * GLaDOS TO COME TO THE FILM AND KILL ALL THE WASPS AND THE HORNET.

Or, if we're doing this in Televisionforpeoplewithnailtoez's way


 * Make this film about conspiracy theorists since they are big liars and deserve to have their reputation ruined.
 * Replace the badger with the Sniper from TF2.
 * Have the conspiracy theorists and the Sniper switch roles, (Sniper is the main protagonist, and the conspiracy theorists are the main antagonists).
 * Harley Quinn and the Joker make a special appearence and help the Sniper kill the conspiracy theorists halfway through the movie.
 * And after that run Colonel Bleep shorts to pad out the running time.
 * Add a "s" to the end of the film's name.

Nine Lives (2016)

 * Make Rebecca the cat instead, and she becomes it by consuming a beverage laced with a rare liquid that turns people into animals, with the effects becoming permanent after 24 hours and her parents have to find the person that made the liquid and turn her back to human.
 * Remove that litter box scene.
 * Focus less on potty humor and slapstick.
 * When Rebecca is turned into a cat, her mouth moves.
 * Rename the movie "The CATastrophe".
 * It is released in July 2015.
 * Have it be animated in CGI.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (The 2014 Michael Bay version)

 * Make the film better. Nuff said.
 * Don't hire Michael Bay.
 * Make it a TV Movie.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

 * Bring back the original cast.
 * Take out Mac Digby, the faux YouTuber.
 * Make Greg Heffley look older.
 * Add more characters such as Chirag, Patty Farrell, Fregley, Holly Hills, and Mr. Jefferson.
 * Rodrick is a different actor but has the same hair style and personality.
 * Remove product placements and references to games and social media websites.
 * Remove the scene where Susan and Frank sing Wannabe and where Greg almost gets run over by a car.
 * Better CGI for the seagulls.
 * Remove the pig.
 * Better jokes.
 * Better acting.
 * Remove the "diaper hands" meme and make this trailer better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxfyJAkQBaE

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Batman & Robin

 * Have the film be animated.
 * Give Mr. Freeze funnier jokes.
 * Lessen focus on visual effects.
 * Add Harley Quinn and have Arleen Sorkin reprise her role as Harley.
 * The fifth Batman film which would have been made if B&R was successful, Batman Unchained, would have had Harley Quinn, and she would have been played by Madonna.
 * Use the voice actors from Batman: TAS.
 * More Moloko music
 * Make it more serious
 * In short, just Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero.

The Groovenians (Pilot)

 * Switch the animation to hand-drawn.
 * Make the primary moral more relatable, explaining that there are more important things than fun and art in certain conditions.
 * Have the first scene take place inside a stage.
 * Don't hire the B52s to sing the opening sequence in order to save budget.
 * Add more logic to the plot.
 * Make Looki look like a normal dog.
 * Wait, what?

Elf Bowling: The Movie

 * Alter the plot majorly to be more in-line with the game as well as the general story of Santa Claus.
 * Replace the penguins with leopard seals that are separate from Krampus.
 * Modify the characters' designs.
 * Rewrite the "Elves Better Be Happy" song to a catchier, more creative one dubbed "Cooperate, Elves!"
 * Take out unneeded product placements in favor of original, in-universe ones.
 * Have the Bowling Ball mentioned as a magical one that doesn't hurt the elves, just tickles them.
 * Introduce all main protagonists in the first and second scenes.
 * Replace Dingle with Krampus.
 * Remove the scene where the elves sing a song just because Santa's butt catches on fire.
 * It just doesn't make sense. Seriously, it's unnecessary.
 * Have it produced by Touchstone Pictures.

Norm of the North

 * WAY less toilet humor.
 * Remove the lemmings.
 * Make Norm funnier.
 * The movie is named "Polar Opposites".
 * Colombia Pictures and Sony Pictures Animation produces it.

Tentacolino

 * Have it take place in 1992.
 * Make it a film where scuba divers discover the Titanic while facing extreme dangers.
 * Call it The Search of the Titanic.
 * Film it in live-action.
 * GET RID OF PINGO!
 * Have it produced by 20th Century Fox.

The Wild (2006)

 * Make the plot more original.
 * Remove the racist stereotypes (like German dung beetles, Indian pigeons, and Canadian geese).
 * No crotch gags.
 * Make the personalities of the characters better.
 * Make the wildebeests' goal less creepy, and don't make them want to be carnivores.
 * Seriously, herbivores cannot adjust their digestive system to become carnivores.
 * Take out Ryan's meow and replace it with a child saying "Roar!" (think the Lion King).
 * Benny and Bridget are just friends instead of Benny having a crush on her.
 * Take out Larry the snake, and replace him with a way less annoying character.
 * There is an explanation on how Ryan learned to roar.
 * Traditionally animate the movie (think Who Framed Roger Rabbit).
 * Recast it with better voice actors and actresses.
 * Rename it to "Zoo Animals Go Wild".
 * Add creative humor.
 * Make Nigel funnier.
 * Remove the scene with the hyrax on the toilet.

Mars Needs Moms

 * Film it in live-action.
 * Give Milo's personality more depth.
 * Have it take place in the 1980's.
 * Have Raymond Ochoa play as Milo and Jennifer Aniston play as Mom.
 * Add subtitles to translate the Martians' speech.
 * Put in facts about parental care.
 * Ki is an outgoing, well-meaning Martian who isn't annoying.
 * Modify the morals.

Twilight Series

 * Remove all the purple prose.
 * Make Bella, Edward, and Jacob all smarter.
 * Have Bella befriend BOTH Edward and Jacob but reject both their advances as she needs no man.
 * Have Bella become a self-made woman and the Ambassador of Vampire-Werewolf-Human relationships, helping turn vampires, werewolves, witches, and fairies into respectable US citizens.
 * After Bella manages to turn vampires, werewolves, witches, and fairies into respectable US citizens, she goes travelling with the Doctor and isn't ever seen again.

Titanic: The Legend Goes On

 * Have it shot in live-action.
 * Three words: No anthropomorphic animals.
 * It defeats the realism of a historical film.
 * Have it reuse props from James Cameron's Titanic (such as the Titanic reconstruction).
 * Make it a kids' matinee film.
 * Remove the broken English.
 * Get rid of the rap music just to make it logical.

Here Comes Peter Cottontail: The Movie

 * Make the character designs less creepier.
 * In that case, make them cuter.
 * Have it in stop-motion.
 * Not hire Tom Kenny and other people to do the voices in order to save budget.

Cyberbully

 * Have it be made in 2012 or 2014 and release it in theaters.
 * Taylor Hillridge manages to get the cap off, overdoses, and dies, and the rest of the film is about Lindsay Fordyce and her fellow bullies going through 200 hours of community service.
 * Have the laptop Taylor and her friends use to set up her Clicksters account be a Macbook instead of a laptop with the XBox logo on it (no, seriously, that actually happened in the movie)
 * Taylor's brother doesn't actually change the status on her Clicksters profile. Instead, Lindsay does it by hacking into Taylor's account and keeps it a secret.
 * Make the acting less underwhelming somehow.
 * Remove that "You really are gay, what they're saying about me isn't true" scene.

Or, if we were doing this RIGHT....

 * Wipe this film from existence. :)

Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

 * Have it produced by Warner Bros. Animation. Didn't they start in 2014? How about...
 * Have it produced by Don Bluth's team.
 * let the creator of the Simpsono do what she wants
 * animate it like a 1990s anime
 * Why not let CBS Television Distribution and Film Roman produce it and let Wang Film Productions handle the animation. Have it more like this...


 * Make Great Grandma readable.
 * Recast Todd with a male child actor.
 * Make it many minutes longer (like 2 hours longer) and slightly shorten existing scenes that go on too long so there can be more of a storyline.
 * Use a font other than Comic Sans MS for the credits.
 * Taking out that song that girl with glasses and her dad sing wouldn't hurt either. That song sucked.
 * As for the blonde girl's song, change the lyrics a bit so we aren't left wondering how she apparently believes in Santa even though she just said a few minutes before that he didn't exist.
 * Release it in the year 1995 by Warner Bros. Pictures.
 * CreativePenguin50's suggestion: Have it air on broadcast syndication (mainly CBS and UPN) in December 1996.

The Christmas Tree (1990 Direct-to-Video Film)

 * Have it released in 2000 as a TV special on Nickelodeon.
 * Have it made by Klasky-Csupo.
 * Show more emotion to the characters like they did with the black dog Licorice.
 * Fix all of the errors!
 * Recast the child characters with people that are not horrible adult actors, horrible child actors, or aliens posing as children trying to take over the world.
 * Replace the bear that looks like Baloo from The Jungle Book with a random polar bear and name him Sherpa.
 * Make the animation less horrible and wobbly.
 * The moral is less lousy.
 * Include at least a bit of comedy.
 * Fix the somewhat creepy character designs into more friendly ones.

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

 * Recast all of the child actors.
 * Make it a Cabbage Patch Kids film.
 * Animate the Garbage Pail/Cabbage Patch Kids with traditional animation (think Who Framed Roger Rabbit).
 * Use a more logical, original, and developed plot.
 * Rewrite all songs to make them seem timeless, catchy, and memorable.
 * No gross-out.
 * Make it kawaii
 * Have it produced by Universal Pictures.
 * It’s called UwU! Cabbage Patch Adventures
 * No

Cihuahua: The Movie

 * Have their be a Werewolf-like transformation for Sondra becoming the dog Bella.
 * Bella's mouth moves.
 * Recast all of the cast except for Anya Benton.
 * Have Walt Disney Pictures release it.
 * And make it part of the A Cihuahua in Beverly Hills series.

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

 * Censor all of Justin Bieber's singing.
 * Whenever referring to Justin Bieber, it/its pronouns are used in place of he/him.
 * In the end, Michael Jackson's ghost returns and beats Justin Bieber's @$$

Cool Cat Saves the Kids

 * Let Cool Cat say fuck.

Alternatively, we can do these more minor things:


 * Have it not be a compilation movie.
 * There are separate costumes for Cool Cat and his mother.
 * Cool Cat and his mother's mouths move.
 * In addition, have Jim Henson's Puppet Workshop and Jim Henson's Creature Shop collaborate and make the Cool Cat and Cool Cat's Mother costumes!
 * Have it done more professionally.
 * Yeah. It would look like a theatrical masterpiece instead of a low-budget direct-to-video film.
 * A famous theatrical masterpiece like Frozen
 * Make it a kids' matinee film.
 * Have Universal Pictures and SMGToons (a children's movie program at Studio Movie Grill theaters) release it and have it be a SMGToons film at the aforementioned Studio Movie Grill.
 * To make it more realistic Daddy Derek is also a cat.
 * Make the anti-bullying and gun safety plots made separately (they each have their own movie).
 * It is renamed "Cool Cat and the Bully" to make it more realistic.
 * Remove the Hollywood Parade and writing contest sub-plots.
 * Make Cool Cat refer movies cars by their correct names (eg. the Delorean rather than the Back To The Future Car).

Fantastic Four (2015)

 * Make it as a Marvel Cinematic Universe film.
 * Make the Thing wear pants.
 * Make the character designs for Doctor Doom and the Fantastic Four closer to the original comics.
 * Have Stan Lee make a cameo in it.
 * Make Doctor Doom not have any superpowers (like in the comics).
 * Change Johnny Storm's skin color white.

Why Do Ghouls Fall In Love:

 * Make Valentine's personality more interesting.
 * Give Valentine a way more satisfying payback revenge from Draculaura.
 * Make the party planning scene at least more interesting.
 * Make it less cringeworthy.
 * The Eternal Pit Of Body Odor is a pit of fire.
 * Make it at least a trifle bit scary.

Ghouls Rule!
TBA

Sausage Party

 * Try to make actual adult humor, rather than just seeing how many of times you can drop an f-bomb while trying to be edgy.
 * Remove the four-page-long scene. If you've read the script, you know the one.
 * Redesign some of the more... questionable design choices.
 * I mean seriously.
 * Have you seen that hot dog bun?
 * Gives me the jibblies.
 * A-jibbly.
 * Yipes! We should go for a realistic change so it wouldn't be mistaken for a kids' film.
 * Remove the scene with Doushe and the juicebox and replace it with a scene where Doushe is found by another food product who kidnaps him and brainwashes Doushe to work for him. (This scene offended some people.)
 * Doushe doesn't die at the end of the film and redeems himself.
 * Not making it racist and anti-religious.

Edward Scissorshands

 * Make it premiere in theatres in 2006
 * Make The title character less disturbing
 * Make it a comedy
 * Have produced by Paramount Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies and DNA Productions (Or Bad Robot)
 * Have a female counterpart of the title character

The Night B4 Christmas

 * Evilina is named Emily.
 * Make the animation less wonky.

The Good Dinosaur

 * Have less sequences with long silence.
 * Remove the hallucination scene. It gave me nightmares!
 * Make the film more comedic.
 * Arlo's character development isn't cliché or bland.
 * Also, give Arlo a less annoying voice actor.
 * Add another character who joins them on their journey who serves as a slapstick character like Bing Bong in their previous film, Inside Out.
 * But why? Oh yeah, to fufill Mimitchi's obsession with Inside Out.
 * Henry isn't killed off. Had he lived, the plot would still be the same.

Doogal

 * One sentence: Give us the original British version to North America!
 * Have it be in stop-motion.
 * Spell Doogal's name as Dougal.

Pulp Fiction

 * Have more going on.
 * Kill Jimmy instead of Vincent.
 * Don't make Vincent accidently kill Marvin just to advance the plot.
 * Don't make any of the white chatacters say the N word.
 * The film is a comedy.
 * Decrease the amount of F-words, I mean, having some is alright, but do we really need to hear it over and over again?
 * Have the film's plot be around food, as the burger and milkshake scenes are the only good scenes.
 * Make Jules kill Ringo and Yondaleon instead of giving them his money.
 * make the drug dealer look like Kurt a Cobain

Club Penguin series
They're TV specials but ey I'm still puttin' em here.

We Wish You A Merry Walrus

 * Make Jangra less of a controlling bitch.
 * Lorna is still voiced by Cristina Puccelli, Roofhowse is voiced by Justin Long, Jangra is voiced by Grey Griffin, Blizzard is voiced by Bryce Papenbrook and Sydmull is voiced by Sean Ryan Fox.
 * Roofhowse is renamed "Skip", Jangra is renamed "Jayla", Lorna is renamed "Lucelle", Blizzard is renamed "Brawn", and Sydmull is renamed "Sid".
 * Have the stop motion animation look less sickly and the story is less rushed.
 * Have it not overdo stereotypes.
 * Have the theme of beginning the instrumental theme of I Want A Hippopotumas For Christmas.
 * Include a tearjerker that will really pull at your heartstrings (only if you let it).
 * Have Lorna/Lucelle's hyperactive personality not be so awkward and forced.
 * Cake and Awesome are renamed "Frosting" and "Icing"

Halloween Panic!

 * Everyone's costumes are based off 1600's fashion, and the beginning takes place at a halloween dance party.
 * Herbert makes a comeback.
 * Include a sabertooth tiger who teams up with Herbert.
 * Polter-Gus is a purple ghost with a full set of human teeth, with a toothgap.
 * Include a young penguin named Jules who befriends Skip and the gang.
 * Make it more spooky, yet still family friendly.
 * When Brawn befriends Polter-Gus, have Polter-Gus completely shut out everyone except Brawn.

Monster Beach Party
TBW

The Little Mermaid
This isn't a bad film, this section is really more just about how to make it better.


 * Make Ariel die in the end. Serves her right for not listening to her dad.
 * Make the scene where the chef tries to kill Sebastian more realistic.

Trolls

 * Change a lot of the trolls names.
 * It is not overly cute and happy.
 * Have a better plot.
 * Remove the pooping cupcake joke and the farting glitter joke, and replace it with funny and clever jokes.
 * Poppy actually learns her lesson.

Pixel's way

 * Everyone has Guy Diamond's voice. :)

Super Mario Bros. (1993)

 * Make it an animated anime movie.
 * Make the plot way better.
 * It follows the games more.
 * Change the goomba design (please)
 * Dub Super Mario Bros.: The Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach! in English and release it to the United States instead.
 * Also, hire some foreign studio to repaint some scenes to have Luigi with the right colors (Green instead of yellow).

Stuart Little 3: Call of the Wild

 * Film it in live-action like the first two movies.
 * Have a better plot.
 * Make it a theatrical release instead of a direct-to-video one.

Delgo

 * Have it released in 2003 as a video game on PS2, Xbox, Game Boy Advance and GameCube.


 * 1) Delgo4Smash

The Emoji Movie

 * Wipe it from existence.

We're just kidding! :D Here's the actual way to make it good.


 * Jailbreak is less of a Sombra/Wyldstyle ripoff, personality and design wise. Also make her hacking gear green instead of purple
 * The poop emoji and the poop baby are never present in the film. Seriously, I bet they were only there so they could get a big-named VA in the film.
 * The characters are less bland.
 * The plot is less cliched and boring.
 * Have it be released in theaters in 2015, when emojis were actually relevant.
 * Less shoehorned product placement.
 * Get some company OTHER than Sony to make it.
 * Like Universal Pictures/Illumination? Oh, that would make it worse. Maybe Dreamworks Animation or Warner Animation Group.
 * Textopolis is renamed Textopia (insp. from the Awful Movies Wiki)
 * Replace Crackle (Sony’s own free Netflix-like service) with the actual Netflix.
 * Remove the Just Dance Now scene (as it was offensive to many true Just Dance players)

Alpha and Omega

 * The wolves look more realistic, like this.
 * It’s not very similar to other movies, such as Balto and Bolt.
 * Rename the male pups to Smokey and Rusty, but keep Claudette's name.
 * Way better humor.
 * Rabbit Poo Mountain is renamed Rabbit Mountain.
 * The animation is better.

Cars franchise
While the whole page isn't bad, this section in particular is so hilariously awful that it's kept for entertainment purposes. Do not edit it out of the article.


 * Remove every character except for Guido.

The Smurfs (2011)

 * Make the movie traditionally 2D animated with 3DCG effects on a few of the characters and some of the backgrounds for perspective camera shots.
 * Have the plot focus more on the Smurfs, Gargamel and the human village.
 * Remove Modern-day New York City and Neil Patrick Harris.
 * Eliminate the pop songs, rap songs, pop culture references and toilet humor.
 * Make the film more true to the source material.
 * Have the film produced and distributed by Warner Bros. instead of Sony.
 * And make have in the opening logos the WB Shield in white and blue.

Chicken Little

 * The characters are not jerks towards Chicken Little and his friends, except for the bullies.
 * The plot involves fairy tale characters in a school preparing to get into a story, while one of the teachers is planning an evil plot to take over the Fairy Tale Kingdom and become the focus of all of the stories, so Jack (from Jack and The Beanstalk), Mary (from Mary Had A Little Lamb), and Chicken Little try to stop him.
 * Chicken Little is the tritagonist instead of the protagonist, and Jack is the protagonist instead, with Mary being the deuteragonist.
 * Abby Mallard is changed to a male, is made a background character, and is called Ugly Duckling, while Runt is split into the 3 Little Pigs, who are all construction workers, with one fat, one short, and one tall.
 * Chicken Little's dad does not appear at all.
 * Jack's love interest is Jill, but the love is not stilted or shoehorned in.
 * Jack is adventurous and brave, Mary is the comic relief that likes to bring her animals to school, and Chicken Little is cowardly, but smart.
 * The movie is a comedy similar to Emperor's New Groove, but also an adventure similar to Mulan.
 * Replace the pop songs with original songs.
 * Foxy Loxy is, like Abby/Ugly Duckling, a male character who is part of an alliance of fairy tale villains, and Fish Out Of Water doesn't appear at all.

The Polar Express

 * Film it in live-action.
 * Or otherwise, animate it in much better CGI.

Peter Rabbit

 * Not making it a Smurfs ripoff.
 * no it isn't

Disaster Movie

 * Remove ANY inch of it mocking anything that was popular around the films release and make it MORE like Scary Movie.

Pixels

 * Remove Adam Sandler.
 * Make the video game characters expies to save budget.
 * Give it al least, credit to the original creator of the short (or make him the director of the film).

G-Force

 * No. You can't improve G-Force. This movie is completely beyond redemption. It's the spawn of all evil, and if you've seen this movie, you need to go visit your local church NOW. Nothing good can be produced out of this movie whatsoever, not even in a so bad it's good way. This movie is worse than Battlefield Earth, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Freddy Got Fingered, and every Video Brinquedo and Dingo Pictures mockbuster COMBINED. Trying to improve it will only make it ten times worse. Not even Stuart Little can compare to the evilness of G-Force. Watching it is torture, and believe me when I say that. It is impossible to make G-Force good. TL;DR - Trying to make G-Force good will only make it worse.

Just kidding! Here's how to really improve this movie:


 * Make the characters less annoying.
 * Have it animated in CGI.
 * Make the humor better.

Racing Stripes

 * It's animated traditionally.
 * Buzz, Scuzz, and Goose are less annoying.
 * The alternate ending is the real ending instead.
 * Ruffshodd has a better role other than making stupid quotes and parroting Pride's words.
 * Also, change his name to something less stupid.
 * Lightning and the other animals contribute to the plot a little more.
 * During the scene where Sandy gets kidnapped, Sir Trenton's gang of horses are closed off more so that it's not as easy for them to escape (see this picture), and Sandy and Stripes have some reaction and back up to the edge of the river where they don't have room to run.
 * I get that this would be hard to do with real horses, but see bullet one.
 * Sandy gets kidnapped by Sir Trenton and forces her out by pulling on her mane instead of willingly walking with him and the horses.
 * Have Sir Trenton and his gang of horses trap Sandy in an abandoned shed instead of her stable so it makes more sense.
 * Stripes is assisted by the flies during training, and then doesn't get help during the big race. I get that it's supposed to be a "Use the Force, Luke" moment, but that's cheating.
 * Stop calling a horse's rear end a flank.

The Lorax

 * Make the songs better.
 * Make it less political.
 * Don't let us see the Onceler at the end because it ruins the plot.
 * Release it in 2006.
 * It's produced by Imagine (with collaboraiton of Ambiln) and distributed by Universal Pictures

Captain Marvel

 * Better actors.
 * Better plot.

Son of The Mask

 * It's entirely CGI-animated
 * The villains from the animated series team-up to invoke Loki to destroy the world.
 * The baby don't appears.
 * The gods of Asgard helps The Mask to save the world.
 * The Mask it's like an updated version from The Genie of Disney's Aladdin.
 * There's a sh*tload of pop culture references that if someone wants to rewatch the film, it's only for find every reference (á la Wreck it Ralph or Ready Player One).
 * There's a dance party ending, where the mask dances U Can't Touch This from MC Hammer.
 * It's made by Warner Animation Group and Amblin, and distributed by Warner Bros. in 2017.

Ratatoing

 * Remove Ratatouille from existence.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

 * Have the film be animated.
 * Have Steven Blum voice Wolverine.
 * Deadpool is like in the comics or in his future films.
 * Put the post-credits scene from Deadpool 2 instead of the actual post-credits scene.

The Little Panda Fighter
Option 1:


 * Make it an adult parody of Kung-Fu Panda (not a porn parody, just in a Family Guy/South Park Level).
 * It's an internet short.
 * It have references to other Dreamworks films.
 * Looks like the MAD parody of Kung-Fu Panda 2.
 * It's made by some freelancer animator on Youtube.

Option 2:


 * Remove the cameos of Yogi Bear and the Care Bears.
 * Don't hire 4kids vocie actors for the english dub to save budget.

Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is You

 * Much better animation.
 * Much better plot.
 * Mariah actually looks like she is 1/4 black like her siblings.
 * Mariah isn't an annoying brat.
 * Not have that stupid song everywhere.

Strange Magic

 * Better script and storyline.
 * More cartoony designs for the characters.
 * Lots of marketing and merchandise.
 * Add comedy scenes or some kind of humor.

Hop

 * Make it 100% animated in 3DCGI.
 * The humans designs are like The Lorax or the humans in The Secret Life of Pets.
 * Hire another actor rather than Russell Brand to voice E.B.

Hatched

 * Make it a TV show and rename it to, "The Egg-cellent Adventures of Chuck Norris and the Crew"
 * Let 9-Story Entertainment take care of the animation duties.
 * Speaking of which, it is animated with Toon Boom Harmony.
 * Have it produced by Nelvana, and have it air on Disney Channel in 2013.
 * Fix the plot a bit.

Warcraft (2016)

 * Only make it the beginning of a Blizzard Cinematic Universe, tha tinclues: the 2 sequels of Warcraft, 2 films of Starcraft, a Diablo trilogy, and Heroes of the Storm a Avengers-like team.

Cats (2019)

 * The animals look like normal animals (think of the CGI Lion King).
 * Get rid of the dialogue.
 * The cats' designs are the same as in the musical.

Where the Dead Go to Die

 * Fucking destroy every single copy of this hellspawn and lock up its creator for the rest of his life.

Dreams Come True: A Mule Mom's Story

 * Describe the embryo transfer better, i.e. no mentions of smoke and mirrors, fairy dust, gobbledygook, none of that. (Even if reproduction and embryo transfers are a sensitive subject...)
 * Flo starts off as an adult and is the one to come to the stable and become a hero instead. In addition, it is briefly explained that she was a donkey/horse hybrid.
 * Show Flo longing for a baby, i.e. spending time with foals to show her nurturing side.
 * Make the film longer.
 * Make the story more clear.
 * Velcro is renamed "Vera."
 * Don't make Flo's entire dialouge singing.
 * The golden pheasant actually looks like a golden pheasant.
 * Give the other farm animals names. For example:
 * The golden pheasant is named "Phoenix."
 * The hens are named "Annie" and "Beth"
 * The black rabbits are named "Ryan" and "Jack." (Yes, I am aware that there is a donkey character named Jack in the movie, but he, along with Elizabeth, are both taken out in this version.)
 * Give everyone more development, for example:
 * Tuffy has less of a lazy and sarcastic personality so he's not too similar to Garfield. He would serve as Flo's mentor, and encourage her to have a foal of her own.
 * Ryan and Jack would serve as comic relief characters.
 * Phoenix often believes he is a fighter, and spends lots of time practicing on fighting skills.
 * Cowboy is a very brave dog who is very protective of the animals.
 * The Gypsy King has a much bigger role, as he falls in love with Flo.
 * Removed the scenes that were traced from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron to avoid lawsuits from DreamWorks.

Go!Animate the Movie

 * Make it a film said to be released in 2013 like it actually is, and not 2006 when Go!Animate was non-existent.
 * Professionally animate it in CGI a la Bolt.
 * Or in this case, have Rough Draft Korea handle the animation and make it more lively.
 * Replace the Adventure Time toy with a Hasbro "Whac A Mole" toy.
 * No references to grounded video. PLEASE!

Leo the Lion

 * Produce it by Blue Sky Studios.
 * Make Uncle Lope look more like Gazelle from Zootopia than Dwayne Johnson after plastic surgery.
 * ￼Don't make Leo unhealthily skinny.
 * Remove the elephion babies.

The Banana Splits Movie

 * Have it made as a PG rated comedy film.
 * The Banana Splits are humans in costumes instead of animatronics.
 * Fleegle, Bingo and Drooper's personalities aren't flanderized, making them remain as silly slapsticking animals, like Snorky.
 * Snorky didn't run Mitch over with a Banana Buggy.
 * The entire film feels like a TV show instead of FNAF.
 * Hire Bill Farmer, Frank Welker, and Carlos Alazraqui to reprise the role as The Splits. Despite this, Eric Bauza will still play the announcer for the TV series.
 * Dick Dastardly and Muttley appeared as antagonists of the film.
 * Muttley instead runs Mitch over with a car.
 * Harley, Zoe and Austin were side characters.
 * The Splits' animatronic counterparts and Hooty were Dastardly's inventions.
 * The Splits and their animatronic counterparts move better.
 * The poster and DVD covers were set in the front yard of Taft Studios and Bingo didn't use an axe while Drooper didn't use sharp teeth.
 * Replace Karl with William Hanna and Joseph Barbera.
 * Better special FX for fire.
 * Remove all the violence and gore, except Sal's corpse.
 * Also, make Sal's corpse the running gag of the film.
 * It's more like the 70s than modern days.
 * Replace the HDTVS and cellphones with analog TVs and analog telephones.
 * Characters never use Instagram in the film, since Instagram comes out in 2010 and not the 70s.

Alvin and the Chipmunks 2007-2015

 * Hire another male actor to play Dave instead of Jason Lee.
 * Redesign the Chipmunks and Chipettes to look more human-like and more identical to the 80s artwork (like ALVINNN and the Chipmunks)
 * Have Alvin wear the cap entirely throughout the films, not just the end of the first film.
 * Make Alvin's eyes blue instead of amber.
 * Why? I'm curious.
 * All the films are more reminiscent the original cartoons from the 50s-60s. It would also have less references to modern-day culture.
 * Have Miss Beatrice Miller appear throughout the sequels.
 * In addition to removing the more "modern" references, the 2000-2010s pop songs, product placement, potty humor, modern pop culture references and adult humor all share the same fate. Here are some examples:
 * Alvin says "Boo" to Dave instead of farting on him.
 * Simon actually eats raisins instead of poop.
 * Remove the SpongeBob clips.
 * Remove Chris Classic, Digger the NASCAR Gopher and Redfoo.
 * Replace the alcoholic drinks with various kinds of soda. So as not to insert product placement into the film, it is just called "soda" as opposed to "Coke" or "Pepsi". In other scenes, root beer and ginger ale are present.
 * Hire Ross Badgasarian, Jr. and Janice Karmen to reprise the role as the Chipmunks and Chipettes, not just their singing.
 * Have the tetralogy made by Universal instead of 20th Century Fox/Studios.
 * The Chipmunks and Chipettes actually wear beach holiday attire in Chipwrecked.
 * The red car the Chipmunks ride on actually appears in The Road Chip.
 * The Chipmunks' heads on the sequels' posters aren't recycled from the first film's poster.
 * The Tetralogy was rated G, not just Chipwrecked.

2012 (2009)

 * Have the film be made as an adult animated film by Paul Tibbit.
 * Have the film set in August instead of December since there's no snow, no Christmas stuff and no Santa.
 * Better character personalities.
 * Have it actually made as a sci-fi comedy film instead of the disaster film.
 * Make it more like our real world.
 * No inconsistencies or contradictions in the films
 * Make some of the secondary characters more like primary protagonists.
 * Jackson was more stronger as a protagonist.
 * Make the characters less annoying.
 * Just a plenty of characters.
 * Improve the voice acting.
 * Well-written script.
 * Better plot.
 * It never insults the nations.
 * In the trailers, it gives impression that the film will be science-fiction.
 * The posters show the characters in the ship.
 * Remove the product placement.
 * Let there be a sequel/spin-off TV series, 2013.
 * Shorten the length of the film.

Dolittle

 * Keep the original title "The Voyage of Doctor Dolittle."
 * Have it made by 20th Century Fox/Studios instead of Universal.
 * Hire other actor than Robert Downey Jr. to play Dolittle.
 * Speaking of which, hire the Welsh actor to play Dolittle.
 * Add in clever animal puns instead of adult jokes.
 * Better plot.
 * The sound mixing is even better.
 * Improve the characters.
 * Have it directed by Brad Bird.
 * Make the dragonfly more realistic.
 * The pellet removed from Kevin the Squirrel has blood.
 * The British English is actually correct.
 * They actually visit Buckingham Palace.

The Last Airbender

 * Have it made as a CGI animated film.
 * Do not whitewash the characters.
 * The words are actually pronounced correctly. Example: Aang was pronounced "Aing", not "Ong". Sokka was pronounced "Sock-Ah", not "Soak-Ah". Iroh was pronounced "Eye-Row", not "Ear-Oh".
 * The film doesn't try to cram the Season 1 episodes into one plot.
 * The voice acting is better.
 * The bending is even better.

The live-action Scooby-Doo films

 * Add in Dick Dastardly, Muttley, Dee Dee Skyes, Penelope, Captain Caveman, Jabberjaw, Blue Falcon, Dynomutt, and The Banana Splits.
 * The CGI designs for Scooby and Scrappy in the films look cartoony and look identical to the Hanna-Barbera artwork. (along with Muttley, Captain Caveman, Jabberjaw, and Dynomutt.)
 * Remove the demons and Daemon Ritus.
 * Make the first film more like cartoons.
 * Scooby and Shaggy are less stupid.
 * Daphne's outfit remains faithful to her cartoon counterpart's.
 * Dastardly and Muttley are antagonists of the first film instead of Scrappy.
 * Never make the live-action prequel films.
 * Remove all the adult humor and pop-culture references. Example:
 * The Tasmanian Devil is replaced with the frog-headed Scooby from the original cartoon.

The Cat in the Hat (2003)

 * Have it made as a 2D animated film.
 * Remove all the adult humor.
 * Make it more like the book.
 * Hire other male actor than Mike Myers to play the Cat.
 * The Cat, Thing 1 and Thing 2 aren't creepy.
 * Remove Larry from the film.

Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World

 * Belle, the Beast, and Lumiere are less stupid.
 * Everything magical actually happened like the first two.
 * Belle didn't wear a yellow dress on the 2003 DVD cover.
 * Better animation.
 * Better facial expressions.
 * The film was set in more locations than the Beast's castle.
 * Lumiere didn't hit a chandelier.
 * No more filler or padding.
 * Lumiere had more than two funny lines.
 * Make a little darker.
 * Better voice acting for Mrs. Potts.

The Fox and The Hound 2

 * Have the film set after the events of the first film.
 * Dinky, Boomer, Big Mama, and Squeaks actually appeared.
 * Amos Slade isn't a comic relief and is villainous.
 * Cash isn't arrogant.
 * Olivia looks nothing like Pippi.
 * The scenes interact very well.
 * Tod and Copper aren't separated.

The Jungle Book 2

 * Make it less like the first film.

Mulan 2

 * Mushu is less a self-centered jerk*ss.
 * More exciting as a first film.
 * More action scenes than just two.
 * Remove Shang's fake-out death scene.
 * Shan Yu returned.
 * None of the songs from the original returned.
 * Have the songs with better lyrics, like "Lesson Number One" and "Like Other Girls."
 * The main characters move realistically.
 * Better facial expressions.
 * Shang was brave to small animals.

Bambi 2

 * Make it an actual follow-up instead of a midquel.
 * Have it focus on Bambi and his children.

101 Dalmatians (1996)

 * Have the film set in the 50s instead of present day.
 * Roger is not a video game designer.
 * Remove all the adult humor.
 * Roger's last name is "Radcliffe", not "Dearly"
 * The animals actually talk.

102 Dalmatians

 * Have the film 2D animated.
 * The animals actually talk.
 * Have the film set in the 1950s.
 * Pongo, Perdita, Roger, Anita, Jasper and Horace appeared.

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

 * Have the film 2D animated and not live-action.
 * Retitle it "Alice's Return to Wonderland".
 * Tim Burton was not involved with it.

The Jungle Book (2016)

 * The elephants actually talk.
 * Kaa isn't genderswapped.
 * The vultures appeared.

Beauty and the Beast (2017)

 * The Beast looks nothing like Faun.
 * The argument scene lasts 30 seconds.
 * Remove Forte (the harpsichord servant) and Toilette (the toilet servant).
 * Hire Eric Bauza to play as the male servants, but not as humans. (except Chip)
 * LeFou is more like a comic relief.
 * Gaston stabs the Beast instead of shooting him twice.
 * When the Beast died, the servants are still alive.

Dumbo (2019)

 * The animals talk. (except Dumbo)
 * Remove the new human characters.
 * The Pink Elephants are hallucinations, not real soap bubbles.
 * More animals, like storks and crows, appear.
 * Add in more songs than "Baby Mine" and "Pink Elephants on Parade"
 * Add in lyrics for "Pink Elephants on Parade"
 * Dumbo and Mrs. Jumbo aren't sent to Indian jungles at the end.

Aladdin (2019)

 * Remove Dalia, Anders, and Hakim from the plot.
 * Replace the Roc scene with the snake scene.
 * Iago remains as a snarky loudmouth.
 * Hire Gilbert Gottfried to reprise the role as Iago and not Alan Tudyk.
 * Starting in the scene where the Genie turns Aladdin into the prince, Abu stays as an elephant until the climax.
 * The drowning scene was set at night.

The Lion King (2019)

 * The CGI design style for the Lion King characters look more identical to the 1994 artwork.
 * The "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" sequence is actually multi-colored.
 * "Be Prepared" has smoke and fire.
 * Replace "Be Our Guest" with a Hawaiian Song.
 * Banzai and Ed remained named.
 * More live action shots were shown.
 * More actors from the original than James Earl Jones return.

Lady and the Tramp (2019)

 * Replace Devon, Rex, Chance and Dame with Si, Am, Boris and Toughy.
 * Replace "What a Shame" with the Siamese cat song.
 * Jock remained named.

Mulan (2020)

 * Mulan isn't flanderized.
 * Mulan never uses magic powers.
 * Replace Phoenix with Mushu.
 * Hire Eddie Murphy to reprise the role as him
 * Replace Xian Lang with the normal Falcon.
 * Commander Tung and Chen Honghui are combined together to make Shang.
 * Replace Hua Xiu with Grandmother Fa.
 * Replace Bori Khan with Shan Yu.
 * Other than "Reflection", more songs have lyrics.
 * The film is rated G.

Cruella

 * Have it made as a G rated animated film.

Dark Phoenix

 * Have the film be part of the MCU.
 * Add in Stan Lee as a cameo.

SpongeBob in Tehran

 * Have it made in United States.
 * Sandy actually appeared.
 * The food scenes are shortened.
 * Better animation.
 * Improve the acting.
 * The film is actually completed.

The Swarm

 * Have it produced as an animated film.
 * Improve the special FX for the bees.
 * Let there "bee" a remake.

Comments
Silly Dick Dastardly. Smoking's bad for your health.

-- Fiona Rocks (talk) 13:53, 20 June 2021 (UTC)

Elena Scissorhands!?

-- Fiona Rocks (talk) 01:09, 25 June 2021 (UTC)