The 600th article on this wiki



Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand

But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands

Now I got records on my fingers

Kids: Whaaaat?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers

I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

Kids: Don't stop

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me

Kids: WHAAAAT?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me

Now let me sum it up

It was a strange set of circumstances

Kids: Strange set of circumstances?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers

And I just can't stop

Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able

There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table

Kids: There's a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT?

Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down

Kids: Corporations are a platypus

The government's a platypus

Your teacher is a platypus

Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda

Kids: Society's a platypus

My parents are a platypus

The media's a platypus

It's all just propaganda

We've all got platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me

Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able

Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically

The platypus controlling me is underneath the table

Oh wait, no, he's gone!

Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me...

There's no platypus controlling me!

Comments
I was about to say "the page counter for me has been stuck at 599 for like a week" but it literally just changed to 600 like a minute ago. Weird.

-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 23:06, 19 November 2021 (UTC)