How to Make Bad Movies Worse

Dolittle

 * Have Dab Dab the Duck actually dab.
 * Kevin the Squirrel dies.
 * The jokes are even worse.
 * Jip the Dog is voiced by Rob Schneider.
 * Barry the Tiger eats Dolittle.
 * The film ends with Queen Victoria dying.

The Banana Splits Movie

 * Hire Michael Bay to direct it instead of Danishka Esterhazy.
 * The dialogue is even worse.
 * The plot holes are even worse.
 * The Banana Splits are photorealistic CGI animated robot animals that look nothing like their Hanna-Barbera and 2008 counterparts.
 * Snorky is now murderous and kills other people than Mitch.
 * He talks and is voiced by Eric Bauza.
 * He breathes fire out of his trunk.
 * He snorts cocaine and black tar heroin.
 * He instead burns Stevie's corpse.
 * Fleegle was completely torn after he kills Jonathan.
 * Adam Sandler voices Fleegle instead of Bauza.
 * Bingo uses a golden axe to chop people.
 * Jake Paul voices Bingo instead of Bauza.
 * Drooper uses sharp teeth to eat corpses.
 * Rob Schneider voices Drooper instead of Bauza.
 * The Splits just shoot people instead of murdering them in their own ways, except Bingo, which he chops people with an axe.
 * Speaking of which, Fleegle still saws Thadd in half, but this time, with a banana-shaped chainsaw instead of the usual saw.
 * The Splits shoot the rest of the studio members and destruct a city near Taft Studios.
 * They sing pop culture songs.
 * They also sing "Panda", "It's Everyday Bro" and "We Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood"
 * Remove the "Tra La La Song." Or have the song heard only once in the film.
 * Remove the "Silly Stevie. Smoking's bad for your health" line.
 * The Splits had their minions, The Banana Bots, which are robots that resemble anthropomorphic bananas.
 * The Splits create their own workers named after the real workers that they shot, chop or sawed.
 * They also create the mutant monsters that are human/green-brown dog/orange gorilla/brown lion/grey elephant hybrids.
 * The Splits turn Taft Studios into a holocaust, called The Bananasplitsocaust.
 * Hooty was instead the only one that wasn't with them anymore.
 * Hooty's sidekicks are Bella the Duck and Tammy the Ostrich.
 * Hooty had their own army, the Robot Owls of Ga'Foole.
 * Hooty shoots the Splits with the acorn bombs.
 * Have the film set in 2049.
 * It feels like The Terminator instead of Five Nights at Freddy's.
 * The special effects for fire is even worse.
 * The poster and DVD covers was either set in the rooftop of Taft Studios or the semi-destructed city with the Splits wearing tuxedos, except Bingo, which still wears an armor.

Alvin and The Chipmunks films from 2007-2015

 * Have the films entirely animated in terrible CGI similar to Video Brinquedo.
 * The Chipmunks and Chipettes are photorealistic CGI animated film.
 * Like Miss Beatrice Miller, Dave Seville didn't appear in these films at all.
 * More adult humor.
 * The Chipettes appear in the first film.
 * The films are directed by Adam Sandler.
 * Similar to how Alvin never wears the cap throughout the films, except in the first film's ending:
 * Simon doesn't wear glasses.
 * His Simone persona doesn't wear glasses also.
 * Theodore wears an outfit similar to Skate Lad's.
 * Brittany doesn't have a hairdo.
 * Like Simon, Janette doesn't wear glasses.
 * Elanor's hair and outfit have a color scheme reminiscent of Rope Girl's.
 * More gore!
 * More shoehorned product placement.
 * Instead of SpongeBob, the Chipmunks watch Family Guy and Robot Chicken.
 * Instead of Ian telling the squirrels to sing "Deck the Halls", the paramedics take Ian to the hospital in the post credit scene of the first film.
 * Redesign Zoey, Toby and Miles as chipmunks.
 * Clare and Alvin get married at the end of The Road Chip and later have their own chipmunk-human hybrid babies, called the chiphumans or huemunks.
 * Why not the Chipmans? It rolls off the tongue much better (to me, anyway).

Fantasy Island (2020)

 * Hire Michael Bay to direct it.
 * Make it little-to-nothing like the show.
 * Tattoo kills Mr. Roarke at the end.

The Last Airbender

 * Retitle it "Avatar"
 * All the words are mispronounced.
 * The characters are still whitewashed, but this time, yellowfaced.
 * It is not made by Paramount.
 * The CGI is even worse.
 * No action scenes.

The Magic Riddle

 * Most of the scenes are just random.
 * The Pig Song is 10 minutes long.
 * The Widow eats Cindy at the end.