Shippings You Oppose

Post whatever shippings you hate.

Moon Snail
I'm gonna sort this into two different categories: Ship archetypes and single ships.

Archetypes

 * Pedophilic and incest ships
 * Hero x Villain ships (Unless it's confirmed they have feelings for each other)
 * Gay man x Girl and Lesbian x Boy
 * Any Sonic ship that isn't Sonuckles or Sonespio.
 * Shippings of real-life people, even if they're in love in real life. Seriously, DON'T.

Single ships
Descending order of how much I dislike them:


 * Lemres x Feli. This might very well be my least favorite ship ever. Look, I know that Feli has a crush on Lemres, and it's one of her defining traits, but nonono. First and foremost, their age groups are, like, way far. Feli is a tween, and Lemres is at the very least in his twenties. Not only that, but Lemres has expressed disinterest in her more than a few times. But what especially elevates this into my least favorite is a certain part in 20th Anniversary, where Feli tries to trick a very tired Lemres into asking her out. Not kidding. Normally, I'd just pass this ship off as just Sonamy-tier trash, but that scene alone makes it so damn egregious to me in particular, and even made me think twice about my otherwise positive opinions on Feli.
 * I also really don't like Arle x Satan/Dark Prince. Sure, Satan doesn't really go as far as to try and trick Arle into asking him out when she's not thinking straight, but it's still a pretty bad ship to me. Satan's, like, probably a thousand years old, while Arle is at most in her late teens. And there's the whole implication that Satan is only interested in her because she has Carbuncle and... yeah. It's not material for a healthy relationship.
 * Twimoon, even by my OC x Canon trash standards, is fucking atrocious. If you still ship it unironically today, I hope your pillows are too warm on both sides while you sleep.
 * Raffina x Klug. Sorry, but I don't see their butting heads as a tsundere-type thing. I just think they hate each other. Not really that complex.
 * Maybe it's because I really like Lemres, and really don't like Schezo, but I don't get the appeal behind Lemres x Schezo. Really, the only thing I can see being similar between the two is that they both use dark magic. Past that, they have the chemistry of a moldy apple and a wet paper bag. Why this is considered the definitive Lemres ship and not Lemres x Klug is beyond me.
 * Soriel. I don't really hate it, but I don't really like it either. Sans is not the kind of character I can see being in a relationship, and even if he was. I can't see him and Toriel being any more than just friends.
 * For the same reason as the above one, Sig x Anyone isn't really my cup of tea either, aside from maybe Sig x Klug and Sig x Lemres. Even then, Sig also seems like he wouldn't be pursuing a relationship. He's just a neutral boi who likes to collect bugs. That's about it.

Master ventus
Practically every Kingdom Hearts shipping there is :P

AwesomeCartoonFan01

 * taako and his shitty assistant
 * 95% of hetero ships
 * incest/pedophillic ships

Theweb0123

 * reads above post* ACF x Anyone. She should not be allowed to breed.
 * FlutterDash
 * RarityJack (or however the f*ck its spelled)
 * Any shipping that involves a metal band, politician, or One Direction
 * Web x Kittygirl

Madi Shinx

 * Powerpuff Girls x Rowdyruff Boys (they're enemies!)
 * Loudcest shippings
 * TwiArmor
 * Thomas x Twilight Sparkle
 * Pinecest
 * Nick x Judy
 * Kiara x Kion
 * Shippings involving real life people
 * Pedophilla shippings
 * Jetta x Baby Godzilla

NaturalFreshOtter00

 * Lola Loud x SpongeBob
 * Luan Loud x Yakko Warner
 * All incest shippings, no exceptions
 * All pedophilic shippings, no exceptions
 * Thomas x Twilight Sparkle
 * Any shipping that involves real-life people
 * Caillou x Leni Loud
 * Meg Griffin x Dee Dee (Oggy and the Cockroaches)
 * Sailor Moon x Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

Scary Wallpaper
Hatsune Miku x Mr. Krabs

Dem

 * Every single incest shippings, no exceptions.
 * Paperhat.

WarpZone64

 * ZaDR (Zim X Dib) (WHY IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN DOES THIS EXIST?!?)
 * Thomas X Twilight Sparkle and Jetta X Baby Godzilla (I'm putting these two in one bullet because they're both from Pooh's Adventures. Anyways, again, WHY DO THESE SHIPPINGS EXIST?)
 * Kishchigo (Kisshu X Ichigo) (I hate how the rabid Kishchigo fangirls scream about how much they hate Masaya, yet they ship Ichigo with a STALKER ALIEN.)
 * Any incest ship (Loudcest, Pinecest, etc.) (Need I say more?)

Jennifer Sorenrulescool5

 * Billdip (My least favorite ship ever. I could go days and days on about why I hate it so much.)
 * Tomlola
 * Robotboy x Robotgirl x Protoboy
 * Shovin
 * Every Shope ship minus Sorshope and Shope x Amy (Shyler is on thing fucking ice)
 * Mem x Zen
 * Chimondo
 * PINECEST. FUCK PINECEST.
 * Olline
 * Haji Towa x Anybody
 * Otomachi Una x Fukase
 * ZaDR
 * Any incest and pedophillic ship. No exceptions

TallAutism2006

 * Any pedophilic ship.
 * Ships that disobey LGBT rules (such as Lesbian x Asexual or Gay x Straight)
 * Ships that involve 2 characters from entirely different media.
 * Non-canon ships.

Choerryism
if a romantic pairing between two characters exists there's a 99.9999999999999% chance that i'm gonna hate it

there ARE some ships i think are alright. if you want to know more you're gonna have to pry the answers from my cold dead hands

JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
any ship that’s not canon (Ex, Mordecai x Twilight Sparkle)