Garu meets Spongebob characters

Hello. I am interviewing SpongeBob characters. Let's go. Your edits are welcome.

SpongeBob SquarePants

 * Garu: Name?
 * Unknown 1: SpongeBob.
 * Garu: SpongeBob huh, so what do you do for a living?
 * SpongeBob: Work at a restaurant called The Krusty Krab. What do you do for a living?
 * Garu: Beat up someone called Tobe and his group of ninjas.
 * SpongeBob: That's funny. Tobe's Facebook includes funny Spunch Bob memes.
 * Garu: Damn, Can I see one?
 * SpongeBob: Sure.
 * Garu: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
 * SpongeBob: Knew it would get you.
 * Garu: Anything happening with the ninjas?
 * SpongeBob: OMG!!! They were watching Pornhub.
 * Garu: Well, there goes my virginity.
 * Garu: I am hungry, I heard you made something called Krabby Patties.
 * SpongeBob: Sure.
 * [Cooks Krabby Patty]
 * SpongeBob: Done.
 * Garu: Thank you
 * [Chomps patty]
 * SpongeBob: KRABBY PATTY ESPUMA!!!
 * [Ketchup explodes on Garu.]
 * Garu: Very funny SpongeBob, but you forgot the pickles.
 * [Weird masturbating noises are heard.]
 * Garu: What are those strange sounds?
 * SpongeBob: Tobe and his crew.
 * [Garu madly looks at what they are masturbating to, only to look shocked.]
 * SpongeBob: What's wrong?
 * Garu: One word, futanari.
 * SpongeBob: Tobe, you're gay.
 * Tobe: Yikes, cartoon shifters.
 * Garu: Congrats, SpongeBob
 * SpongeBob: Thanks, you have others characters to interview.
 * [Both of them say goodbye.]

Patrick Star

 * Garu: Name?
 * Unknown 2: Patrick.
 * Garu: Patrick huh, my book labels you as Rick.
 * Patrick: MY NAME'S NOT RICK!!!!!
 * Garu: Ok, so what do you do.
 * Patrick: Nothing.
 * Garu: Ok, where do you live?
 * Patrick: A rock.
 * Garu: I got a house, and you live in a FUCKING ROCK!!!!
 * Patrick: Yes, by the way can you translate Garu is thick into German.
 * Garu: Ok, can't be that inna-
 * German Google Translate: Garu ist dick.
 * Garu:HOW I THOUGHT YOU WERE DUMB!!!!
 * Patrick: I'm not too dumb, but do you have a phone?
 * Garu: Well yes, but after you trolled me, I'm no-
 * Patrick: Someone called Abyo sent you a message.
 * Garu: What is it, Abyo?
 * Abyo: Translate rooster water sugar into Arabic.
 * Garu: Ok Abyo, since I lo-
 * Arabic Google Translate: Sukar ma' aldiyk.
 * Garu: Bye Patrick.
 * Patrick: What are going to do to a troll like that?
 * Garu: Abyo, I shall kick your fucking ass.
 * [Abyo screams while running away from Garu.]
 * Patrick: I thought Paris was in Spain.

Squidward Tentacles

 * Garu: Name?
 * Unknown 3: Squidward.
 * Garu: Squidward huh, what is your last name?
 * Squidward: Tentacles.
 * Garu: My book calls you Squidward Testicles.
 * Squidward: IT'S SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!!!
 * Garu: Ok, so I heard you had a clarinet, right.
 * Squidward: Yes, you are correct.
 * Garu: Can I hear a song?
 * Squidward: Sure.
 * [Plays shitty version of the Imperial March.]
 * Garu: My ears are bleeding now.
 * Ching: HARDER DADDY!!!!!!!
 * Abyo: OK.
 * Squidward: Stop fucking my girlfriend.
 * Abyo: What, she is your girlfriend!!!
 * Squidward: Yes.
 * Abyo: Well, we were in love when we-
 * Squidward: I fucked her without a condom.
 * Abyo: SHE HAS SQUID KIDS!!!!!!!!!
 * Garu: Squid kids, impressive. Btw I never knew you had sex with Ching.
 * Squidward: Thank you for saying fact impressed you, btw I heard Ching tell a Soviet man to get off Soogan soil, because he believed in Communism, and I heard Patrick having sex with Ring Ring.
 * Garu: Who would want to fuck that ugly bitch?
 * Patrick: YESSSS HARDER MOMMA!!!!
 * Garu: Goodbye.

Sandy Cheeks

 * Garu: Name?
 * Unknown 4: Sandy.
 * Garu: Sandy huh, I heard that you like Texas, is that correct.
 * Sandy: Yes, Texas is the place whose shape is this.
 * Garu: I just realized this, but damn you're hot.
 * Sandy: Thank you, btw guess what.
 * Garu: What?
 * [Sandy breathes in.]
 * Sandy: I LIKE MARTIAL ARTS!!!!!!
 * Garu: Awesome, but can you do a favor for me?
 * Sandy: Sure, what is it?
 * Garu: KILL Tobe.
 * Sandy: Ho- oh wait I see a sword. I can stab.
 * Garu: Make multiple vers- WAIT WHAT!!!!!!
 * [Sandy violently stabs Tobe with his own sword.]
 * Garu: WTF, I WANTED HIM TO RUN AWAY, NOT HIM DEAD!!!!!
 * [Tobe proceeds to say "I GOT KILLED BY A SQUIRR" then dies.]
 * Ching: BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!!!!!
 * Garu: Oh shit.
 * [Everyone in Sooga starts barfing and crying.]
 * Garu: Goodbye.
 * [Garu starts barfing.]
 * Sandy: Damn.

Eugene Krabs

 * Garu: Name?
 * Unknown 5: Mr Krabs.
 * Garu: Mr. Krabs huh, I heard you like money. Is that true?
 * Mr. Krabs: YESSSSSSSSS!!!!

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