100 Ways To Be Random (Pokeballuser890 Edition)

Ok, here is 100 ways to be random!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

100. Close your laptop and stare at it until it completely turns off.
No one will know when you found something interesting on the wiki and want a glass of lemonade!

99. Laugh whenever someone says "Hello" in Japanese
Friend: Konnichiwa!

You: *laughs*

Friend: Whats so funny?!

You: I saw this buddy chum chum and that buddy chum chum and that buddy chum chum and that buddy chum chum-

Friend: -_-

98. Admire the number 98.
Wait.... is this number 98?

97. Do ballet in the toilet
Execpt kicking the toilet itself.

96. Sing to your bum.
Its funny!

95. Do 100 and 99 at the same time.
Oh my...

94. Pretend you've directed ETTT
More funnier if you gave ET a airship. He can ride in it, jump on it, anything he wants to.

93. Quote the Peppy Villagers from ACNH
You: *falls over*

Friend: You ok?

You: Heeey, (insert name here), are you here to hang out with me?

Friend: No, just checking if you're all alright.

92. Read How To Make Good Movies Bad!
Such randomness.

91. Watch TV Spots On YT.
They can only appear as Ads that randomly pop up on YT. Nice!

90. Join Glitchpedia
Its a glitch database. Its very hard to find, though.

89. Google the letter M.
Kind of some stupid random.

88. Pretend you where born in 1940
Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! Its WWII!!!!!!!

Um.......nothing happened! It was just me being silly. Bwahaha!!!

87. Go on spammy websites
RNW is also a bit spammy. RNW is also a bit spammy. RNW IS ALSO A BIT SPAMMY!!!! (falls asleep) SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM (does this while asleep)

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM- (wakes up) Oh! Sorry, I was spamming.

86. Answer "James Bond" every question with a person answer
Teacher: Who directed James Bond?

Me: JAMES BOND!!!

Teacher: ...

85. Imitate A Mario Character.
I recommended you Bowser.

84. Wear a spa mask, go to a cafe and walk to a stranger saying "Pikachu is the best!" at em.
I hope you didn't do this prior to this page's release date. Please.

83. If your male, you'll probably like this way :)
Wait until you have a moustache at about 1 metre long, then go outside your house and shout "Mamma Mia!" at the wall.

82. Start to read a random novel.
There is also wikis based on the novels.

81. Say random things in pubs.
Go to your local pub or cafe bar and say "I'm gonna enter a singing contest! I will win all rounds!" at random points.

80. Make It Summer though it's wintertime.
Make the snowmen melt, stop those rain, and make the town a beautiful paradise... yes yes.

79. Cry Unnecessarily.
Its kinda weird.

78. Join The Wiki
That is good.

77. Shout "My Watering Can was so rusty it broke!" in a cinema
Absolutely funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny funnier than funny!

76. Jump into a ring of banana skins and wear it
Wait, is this dangerous?

This tip is.

75. Oh.
Only say "Oh." for the rest of your life

74. Die In The Pool
No! I wasn't telling you to. I'm 'bout someone else.

73. Washing Machee!
Washing Machee Washing Machee Washing Machee Washing Machee Washing Machee Washing Machee!

72. Eat Flubee Burgers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH U

71. Destroy the world.
That would be fun.

70. Don't watch Cars.
Everyone hates Guido.

69. Laugh at the number 69.
Because it's the funny number.