Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: A Dreamworks DVD Boxset

If you thought that Rohan's encounter with a lost THX Tex trailer on a Pixar boxset was gruesome, guess again. I was at Subway ordering a ham and cheese foot-long sandwich with lettuce and mayo. I also ordered a bottle of Powerade and Sun Bites as my side dish. I also ordered a chocolate chip cookie with M&M's. As soon as I walked out of the door, my foot stepped on what appeared to be a cardboard box.

I picked up the box and examined it. I thought it was just some cardboard box that someone dropped. I brought it home and opened it. What was inside was a THX and DreamWorks DVD.

The cover consisted of Shrek, Alex, Hiccup, Po, Grug, and RJ on a cloudy background with a moon in the back. The DVD Boxset was titled "DreamWorks: The Ultimate THX Collection"

"Very interesting." I said. "But those six DreamWorks movies aren't even THX certified, though."

Although, I did remember that one scene from Over The Hedge, where the gang was in the house trying to steal food when one of the porcupines turned on the TV. and it showed the THX logo and the deep note played along with it.

I just thought that DreamWorks re-released these movies just to make them THX certified.

I also noticed an error on the Boxset. Grug's feet were clipping through the PG rating sign. I just shrugged that off and pretended that it wasn't there.

After examining the Boxset, I opened it up And it had the six DreamWorks movies that were actually re-releases from THX and DreamWorks just to make them THX certified. My thoughts were somehow proven right. the six movies that were in there were Shrek, Madagascar, Over The Hedge, Kung Fu Panda, How To Train Your Dragon, and The Croods. I kept those DVDs so that I could kick back and relive my nostalgia. After I scrolled through the DVDs, I noticed an extra DVD.

The DVD that was in there was titled "The Rare THX Trailer Made By DreamWorks Animation SKG".

It had different DreamWorks characters inside gray colored boxes. The pictures with the characters inside of the gray boxes looked similar to the Disney Pixar's greatest hits album but with characters from different DreamWorks movies. I also noticed that the DVD video logo was also a little off on the bottom right corner of the DVD case.

"It's probably another mistake that they made." I thought to myself.

And at the bottom left corner there was no rating. So that must mean that the DVD was never rated.

"Aren't these movies usually rated G or PG?" I asked myself.

I told my mom about the Boxset and she looked at it and said, "It just looks like a normal boxset".

Then my mom said that she will be going out to the mall to grab some things. That gave me enough time to watch this DVD for my privacy.

I took out the disc and inserted it into my DVD player and turned on my TV.

The first thing that shows was the DreamWorks Animation SKG Home Entertainment logo. Then it showed a montage of different DreamWorks movies from past to present. Then, it gave me a Language selection. The languages that it wanted me to select were: English, French, Spanish, German, Italian, Dutch, and Portuguese. I selected English because that's always the language that I watch movies on. Then, it took me to the menu. The menu consisted of the different DreamWorks characters in different colored boxes including Tex (similar to the Pixar Boxset DVD that Rohan saw but the background was blue instead of red). This really confused me. "What? Why is Tex with different DreamWorks Characters? Tex belongs to THX and was animated by Pixar, not DreamWorks." I said.

Anyway, the option buttons on the DVD menu were: Play, Scene Selection, Set Up, and Bonus Features. I pressed play on the menu and the trailer began.

A warning came up and it said:

"This lost THX Tex trailer was made for the 21st Anniversary of the Final Destination franchise. This trailer also consists of unpleasant nature that is not suitable for people with different mental issues. Watch this trailer at your own risk. Viewer discretion is advised"

"Oh, great. Here it goes", I said in annoyance.

The trailer started with Shrek's Swamp at Dusk. Shrek was inside of his house having dinner at the table with Donkey, Puss, the kids Farkle, Fergus, and Felicia, the Dronkeys, and his wife, Fiona.

"Have you heard about the tragic deaths from innocent people caused by some crazy psychotic robot?" Shrek spoke.

"I don't know, Honey." said Fiona.

"I heard he killed some toys in another place far far away from where we live!" Donkey said, getting very worried.

"I have also heard that he is out there killing three tropical fish, two monsters and a little girl, a family of superheroes, two ants and a caterpillar, and two living vehicles." said Puss.

"Sounds bad." said Fiona "Well how about we all just pretend that nothing like this will happen to-"

Her sentence was interrupted by Shrek's door bursting open and Dragon, (Donkey's Wife), who was trying to get their attention.

"What's going on, baby?" asked Donkey.

Dragon pointed to the sky and Tex appeared. He laughed menacingly as he saw Donkey and Dragon and asked:

"Well, well, well. You two lovebirds are a cute couple. Do you wanna see what it looks like when you have no eyes?"

"No! You're evil! You're just being a stubborn piece of crap!" yelled Donkey.

Tex then laughed sinisterly and went after both Donkey and Dragon. Dragon tried to eat Tex out of the air but Tex dodged every attack. He then landed on Dragon's head and grabbed out a chainsaw and stabbed her in both eyes. Dragon roared in pain as her eyes were taken out by Tex's chainsaw. Tex then slit Dragon's neck and then Dragon died.

"Baby! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Donkey.

Tex then landed in front of Donkey and stabbed him in the heart. Donkey screamed in agony. It wasn't in a cartoony way. It was as if his actor (Eddie Murphy) was actually being hurt badly. Tex then entered through Shrek's house and said,

"Hello, Homies".

Shrek's kids, the Dronkeys, Fiona, Shrek, and Puss gasped in horror. Shrek then got out of his chair and he said to Tex:

"Hey! Get out of my swamp, you psychopath or I'm gonna throw you out!"

Tex just grinned after Shrek said that.

Shrek then roared at Tex but it did nothing. Tex then let out a loud yell that sounded like the deep note. This stunned Shrek.

"No!" said Tex. "You get out of MY swamp, smelly monster!"

Tex then grabbed out the chainsaw and started to destroy everything that was in Shrek's house. I could also hear the agonizing screams of Fiona and Puss. I can also hear the cries of Shrek's kids and the Dronkey's, and heck, even blood splattering and Tex laughing stupidly.Shrek then ran out of his house and Tex chased after him. Shrek was running up close to the screen screaming with Tex on his tail. Tex had his chainsaw out as well. Just before Tex's chainsaw was about to make contact with Shrek, the screen cut to black, but the trailer wasn't over yet. It showed the Jade palace at noon. Po was climbing up the stairs to the gate. As soon as he opened it, the Furious Five shouted "Happy Birthday!"

The whole palace started throwing confetti up into the air.

"Thanks, guys", said Po, "You actually remembered that."

The Furious Five and Po stood in a line. Then Shifu and Oogway came into view and Shifu started to speak.

"Everyone at the Jade Palace, I would like to give our friend Po a Happy Birthday. He has been in the Jade Palace for years and he has been doing very good ever since he first came here to the Pala-"

His speech was interrupted by something flying by. It was Tex. He had frag grenades in his hands. He chuckled wildly and said: "Hello, Sparkies!".

The Furious Five, Shifu, and Po got into their battle stances and Tex raised his hands up with his fingers on the strikers.

"Whoever you are, leave this place! Or we'll take you down!" yelled Viper.

"Is that right?" asked Tex. "I came here just to see all of you celebrating some fat panda's birthday along with a tiger, a bird, an insect, a monkey, and even you. A little snake that is either with or without fangs"

Viper, offended by that comment yelled, "Hey! Don't you even dare mention that to me! I will come up there and kick your stupid hiney!"

"I don't think you will, little reptile." said Tex. "It's time for some fun with the Tyrannosaurus Tex!"

Tex then pulled the strikers and threw both of them at the Furious Five and Po. The frag grenades exploded and they all got knocked back by the explosions all the way to the Palace entrance. Tex then grabbed out more frag grenades and kills everyone at the Palace. There were explosions and blood was flying all over the place. He then flies down to Shifu and grabs him by the throat and says:

"You know what I'm going to do to you?"

"What is it?" Shifu asked through his chokes.

"THIS!!!" yelled Tex, as he threw Shifu into Oogway knocking them both into the ground killing them both. Tex then went to the Furious Five and Po (Who now had burn marks all over their bodies) and Tex then grabbed Viper and he started to spin her around. They were spinning so fast that it felt like a wheel of a car spinning really fast when it was on the highway. Tex then let go of Viper yelling:

"Sayonara, Suckers!"

Viper flew into the rest of the group and they burst out of the door falling down to the really long staircase. Also. the line that Tex said was similar to what Heather said on the final episode of TDWT when she strapped Alejandro to an ice cube and she slapped him away and Alejandro slid down the volcano. Anyway, The whole group noticed that they were about to hit the ground. Just before they were about to make contact with the ground, it cut to black and I could hear the sound of blood splattering meaning that they have all died from hitting the ground.

The trailer then faded to what appeared to be Africa. Alex the Lion walked on screen and said to Marty, Gloria, Melman, The Penguins, The two Monkeys, and The three lemurs.

"Alright, guys. There is a crazy psychopath lurking about and he is killing innocent people and even other characters. He also has a friend that’s a Purple robot and he is also an arch enemy of a spaceman. But don't be scared, everyone. This psychopath won't even come here to try and kill us. He doesn't even know where we-"Alex's sentence was cut off by Tex landing on the ground with a machete out and a sinister smile on his face. The group turned around to see Tex and they all gasped on shock. The Penguins got into their battle stances and so did everyone else (except for Melman). Tex then said:

"Hello, Prides. Zurg is back at the hideout waiting for me to come back. Right now, I came here to kill all of you here in these grasslands of Africa. SO LET'S ROCK AND ROLL WITH THE SEXIEST DEXIEST TEXIEST!!!"

Alex and the group started to charge at Tex but Tex pushed them all to the side knocking them out cold. Tex then flew over to the group and said: "Adios, animals!"

Tex then sliced and diced the heads of Alex, Marty, Gloria, and Melman. And they all screamed in anguish. Tex then went over to the Penguins and said: "You're next!"

Skipper then said, "Not this time we aren't!" Then the penguins jumped up at Tex. But just before the penguins were about to lay a punch on Tex, Tex stabbed all four of the penguins in the forehead. Blood was seeping from their heads as they died. Tex then went over to the two monkeys. Mason said to his buddy, "Phil! Find anything that you have that can stun this thing!" Phil nodded his head and he looked all over the ground for something to throw until he found a pile of rocks. Phil picked them up and threw all of them at Tex. Tex didn't even flinch nor budge. Tex then said as his voice became demonic.

"Nice try, monkeys, But it's time to say goodbye!"

Tex then stabbed both of them in the eyes and they soon died from blood loss. Tex then flew off to find the three lemurs. He saw King Julien, Maurice, and Mort. He landed in front of them and they all gasped in shock. Tex then said to the three lemurs with his sword in the air:

"Buenos dias, Long-tailed things!"

Just as Tex was about to swing his machete, The screen cut to black. I could hear the slicing of flesh. Which means that Tex must have sliced all of their heads off. I felt sickened by that moment. So I paused there and ran to the bathroom and vomited into the toilet. I went back to play the rest of the trailer. The trailer showed The forest from Over The Hedge. RJ, Verne, Hammy, and the rest of the gang were eating food that they stole from the humans. As they were eating their food, Tex can be seen peeking over the hedge with a flamethrower in his hands.

The Flamethrower looked very similar to the one from Team Fortress 2. Tex chuckled evily. RJ and the gang stopped eating and they quickly turned around and looked all over the place to see where that chuckling was coming from.

"Um. guys?" asked Verne, getting very worried. "Do you get the feeling that were being watched?"

They all shrugged. Then they heard Hammy screaming. His scream wasn't in a cartoony way, It sounded like his actor Steve Carell was actually screaming. They all ran over to see what was going on.

"What's going on, Hammy?" asked RJ.

"Scary robot!" cried Hammy.

Then the whole family gasped. It then panned to a shot with Tex holding the flamethrower with the hedge behind him on flames meaning that he must have burned through the hedge with his flamethrower, Tex then looked down at the family and said:

"Hello, little critters. There is nobody else around here to save you."

The family then started to panic as they saw his hand was about to press the trigger on the flamethrower.

"Don't worry. I'm just gonna use it on Sexy Texy's patties!"

Tex then pulled out a extra large-sized barrel of gasoline.

"Everyone, RUN!!!" yelled RJ.

The family then ran to the log. But as soon as they got inside, Tex then put two huge Propane tanks and stuck them inside both sides of the log. Tex then poured the gasoline all over the log. Tex then said, "TIME TO BRING ON THE HEAT!!!" Tex then pressed the trigger on the flamethrower and started to burn the entire log with the entire family stuck inside. I could hear their agonizing screams as they were being burned alive, Just then, the propane tanks exploded afterwards. It was like a devastating moment that happened to tankers when they explode because of the heat from flames. It was called BLEVE (Boiling Liquid Expand Vapor Explosion) Then the scene cut to black.

The trailer was still not over. It showed The cave that the croods lived in. It was dusk outside. The croods were inside the cave feeling very worried. Grug started to speak.

"Alright, everyone. I gathered everyone here to let you know that Eep is outside looking at the sunset. Don't worry, guys. Eep is fine. If the sun is fully gone, she'll come down and come back into the cave. I'll come outside to let her know that the sun is gone."

"Okay." everyone said.Meanwhile, Eep was climbing up some rocks and branches. She then reached the highest point to see the full sunset from her cave. Then the scene changed to a shot of Eep still staring out into the sunset. But what was behind her was Tex. He was silently observing her staring into the sunset with an RPG-7 in his hands aiming directly at Eep. The RPG-7 that he was holding looked very similar to the one from Fortnite.

"All I gotta do is aim directly at that cave girl and shoot her." , said Tex.

Tex then loaded the RPG-7 with a rocket. Eep heard this and she turned around and saw Tex with the RPG-7 aiming directly at her. Eep screamed in shock. Tex then fired the rocket and shot the branch. Eep then started to scream when she fell all the way down to the ground.

"Bullseye!" Tex shouted.

It cut to the croods in the cave. They heard a huge blood splatter. Grug then moved the rock and saw the horrible and heartbreaking fate of Eep, Her head was completely flattened from falling hard. Her back was stabbed by the broken branch that Tex had shot with his RPG-7. Grug then started to cry. His sobs didn't sound very fake. His sobs were very real. It sounded like if his actor Nicolas Cage was actually in tears.

Tex then dropped down to the ground scaring the heck out of Grug.

"Hi there, weird cave creature!" said Tex.

"Don't call me that!" yelled Grug. "What you're doing to these people is pointless! I will have you fed to the animals that are all over the entire ecosystem!"

Tex then smiled sinisterly after Grug said that. He then pointed his RPG-7 at him and reloaded it with another rocket and said:

"I'm afraid that won't happen. TIME TO HAVE A FIREWORK SHOW WITH THE T-MAN!!!" Yelled Tex.

Tex then shot Grug with his RPG-7 and the force of the rocket pushed him back into the cave. I heard an explosion meaning that the rocket along with Grug made impact with the cave. There was a crack on the outside of the cave. Then all of a sudden, there were multiple cracks forming all around the cave. At that moment, the cave started falling apart. I could hear the screams of Ugga, Sandy, Gran, and Thunk as the cave collapsed on top of them. Tex laughed evilly when the whole cave collapsed on top of the entire family, After a few seconds, the screen cut to black.

The trailer then showed a birds eye view of Berk. Just then, Toothless and Hiccup flew by. The scene changed to a far shot of Hiccup and Toothless flying.Just then, Tex appeared. He had his jetpack on and he was flying. He pulled out a S&W 500 with a scope attachment and aimed directly at Toothless and Hiccup. The S&W 500 with a scope attachment looked similar to the Scoped Revolver from Fortnite. Tex then said: "There's the last of those people that are on my list of animated characters of this section. Now it's time to get the tranquilizing going!"

Hiccup then saw Tex flying next to him far away from where he was and said to Toothless:

"Uh, bud? I think we're in big trouble."

Toothless bellowed in agreement. Tex had his fingers on the trigger of the said revolver. Just as he was about to shoot Toothless and Hiccup, he heard a voice saying, "Hey!". Just then, Tex looked back and he saw Astrid riding Stormfly flying up to him. Not only that, Snotlout and Hookfang, Fishlegs and Meatlug, Ruffnut and Tuffnet and Barf and Belch also flew up behind Tex, Astrid said:

"You stay away from my friend Hiccup, or we will burn you to the ground with our dragons!"

Tex grinned stupidly and said: "I don't think that's going to happen, little Viking girl. But do you know what I'M going to do to you?"

"What is it?" they all asked.

"TIME FOR SOME TARGET PRACTICE WITH SEXY TEXY!!!" yelled Tex.

Tex then flew into all of the dragon riders and pushed them off of their dragons. they all fell all the way down to the ground. They also got impaled by some pointy rocks sticking out of the ocean. I could see the blood flying everywhere. They all died the same way as one of those characters from Final Destination 5 when they got impaled by a boat. Tex then turned around and aimed his Revolver with the scope attachment at the dragons. He then shot all of the dragons in both of their eyes just as his ammo got ran out. As soon as the dragons fell to their doom, Tex turned around and went after Hiccup and Toothless.

"Let's go, bud!" said Hiccup.

Tex then put his gun away and put his arms out. Hiccup didn't know what he was doing until they got closer. Toothless was preparing to do his attack but before he could blast his fire breath, Tex landed a powerful punch that knocked both Toothless and Hiccup out.

"Gotcha!" Tex shouted in triumph.

Toothless and Hiccup were falling towards the ocean. And right when they were about to make contact with the water, the screen cut to black once again. I could hear a splash sound effect meaning that Hiccup and Toothless made contact with the water. I could also hear Hiccup drowning. Then there was a big awkward silence.

"What the heck did I just freaking witness?" I asked in confusion.

Then it showed a wide shot of the THX logo on a black background. The animation of the THX logo was from the Tex 1 trailer. On the floor I could see the DreamWorks moon all broken up into pieces.

Just then, the deep note with the chorus of peoples screams returned except the deep note was digitally mastered pitched and the screams were at the same level of loudness as that deleted contest trailer that Rohan saw. There were also the screams from various DreamWorks characters including those of Shrek, Donkey, Po, RJ, Verne, Alex, Marty, Grug, Astrid and Hiccup. I covered my ears. After the deep note ended, I uncovered my ears and saw blood on my palms.

"Dang it!" I said in anger.

I paused the trailer and went to clean my ears out with a tissue. I also received a headache from listening to the screaming deep note. I then ran outside to rest my head for 5 minutes. I then went back inside to watch the rest of the trailer. The THX logo stayed on screen for 5 seconds.

Just then, Tex landed on the ground just like what he did in that Moo Can trailer almost like a jumpscare. Tex then held up a head. The severed head resembled that of the head of the DreamWorks fishing boy mascot himself, William Hunt.

"Jesus Christ." I said under my breath.

Tex then said:

"Hello, DreamWorks fans. The evil sexy texy is back at it again killing more animated characters from different animation companies because they disrespected my logo! I also killed their mascot as well! Now hear this, viewers! if you are ever scared of me, or my logo, I will find your country, I will find your region, I will find your address, and I will find you and kill you till you die! Pleasant dreams and Happy Halloween!"

Tex dropped the head of William Hunt and flew off into the darkness laughing evilly. Just then, the logo faded out and the famous THX slogan "The Audience Is Listening" faded in along with the text "Happy Halloween from THX". The corners of the screen were blood stained. Tex's evil laughter can still be heard. The text then faded out. It showed a black screen for about 10 seconds. I thought it was over.

But after 10 seconds, a demented picture of Shrek came in.

It was the scene from Shrek 2 when Puss attacked Shrek and he started screaming in pain. But this time, his eyes were just black hollow holes with red dots and blood was dripping from his sockets. It was also accompanied by a very loud distorted version of Shrek's roar. That scared the crap out of me. After that frightening jumpscare ended, it took me back to the menu.

I ejected the DVD, put it back in it's case, and put it back in that boxset. Before I was about to put it back into the carboard box that I found, I had the idea of posting the trailer to YouTube. So I put the disc back in the DVD player, recorded it with my phone, and posted it to YouTube. My mom came home just in time after I recorded the trailer with my phone. She picked up a lot of stuff at the mall. She had trouble carrying the stuff inside so I decided to help her. After that, I told her about what I saw while I was watching the trailer. I played the trailer again and showed it to her and she believed me. My mom knew I was telling the truth.

After that, me and my mom decided to burn that DVD (except for the other six DVDs) along with the boxset. I later smashed it with a sledgehammer. After it broke into a million pieces, I grabbed a shovel, dug a hole, and burried it into the ground. I then later packed up the dirt and just left that destroyed boxset and rare DVD there. I also managed to grab a few screenshots before me and my mom destroyed it.

I later checked the video that I posted and it had over 2.4M views, 500K likes, and 200K comments.

Later that night, I had a lot of nightmares about Tex killing me with a chainsaw, blowing me up with frag grenades, slicing me with a machete, burning me with a flamethrower, pushing me back with an RPG-7, shooting me with a S&W 500 with a scope attachment, and knocking me out cold with his powerful double handed punch.

The next day, I emailed THX about the trailer. I described the whole trailer in full. They responded back to my by saying:

"That was a scary experience that you had. Adam Kennington, Henry Bowers and those Thugs that made the R-rated trailers managed to break out of jail and meet up with a guy named James Winterstone. He is one of those DreamWorks employees that worked with DreamWorks on Sid's arrival from Flushed Away and the ending to Madagascar. Those crooks managed to meet up with him after James Winterstone was kicked out of DreamWorks because of making those scenes from Madagascar and Flushed Away too unsettling. And now they're on the loose about to make even more lost THX trailers. The full story about them will be coming soon. Kind regards, The THX team."

I was really concerned now. Those crooks managed to escape from jail and meet up with James Winterstone. The person who worked on Sid's Arrival from Flushed Away and the ending to Madagascar. I could still associate with THX, but I still need some more information about Adam Kennington, Henry Bowers and the Thugs, Vic Criss, Belch Huggins, Patrick Hocksteller, and Peter Gordon, and even the new member of the gang, James Winterstone.

So the moral is, if you ever find a DVD boxset that has a rare DVD that talks about a lost THX Tex trailer, Don't watch it or view it, and please just stay away from Adam Kennington and James Winterstone's stupid creations. Those punks will diserve it soon.

Be careful what you find….