Derek Bum

Derek Bum is a fictional man who makes adverts for two home cleaning products, the Kitchen Gun and Toilet Grenade, both of which clean things but also destroy them in the process. He seems to either not see the destruction or does see it and continues anyway.

Personality
Crazy. Derek Bum is crazy. He is either unaware of the destruction he causes with his two products or doesn't care about it. He is also very noisy and shouts when he's probably meant to only speak. He cares more about his Kitchen Gun than other people. Despite his obvious flaws, like other characters, he's actually awesome.

Products
Derek Bum is most known for one of his products, the Kitchen Gun, intended to clean things in your kitchen by shooting them. While it does indeed clean things such as filthy sinks, greasy hobs, grubby tiles, rusty taps and the washing up, it also breaks them into pieces, rendering them and the Kitchen Gun useless.

His lesser known product, the Toilet Grenade, is intended to drop into your toilet and clean it, which it does, but it also blows it up, so it's also useless.

Despite this, the Kitchen Gun and Toilet Grenade are surprisingly high sellers in the Random Region, often being the star products on the cleaning ailse of many supermarkets in the region.