Breaking Good

Not to be confused with the meme videos of the same name, but was inspired by them.

Breaking Good is a TV show that is a heavily watered down and simplified version of Breaking Bad by someone who knows only the barest minimum about Breaking Bad. It is so watered down that it can barely be compared to the original. In fact, it can barely even be considered a TV show, or any piece of media. A similar show, Bottom Gear, was created by the same person, which is the same concept but with the show Top Gear instead. Nobody knows why because Top Gear and Breaking Bad have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

"Plot"
Every episode consists of Walmart Grey and Jessy being told by Gusatvo Thing to make mef for him so he can sell it on the black market for big moneys. Unfortunately, something hilarious happens to the mef before he gets it, or they make or bring him something that isn't mef. This leads to absolutely hilarious, side splitting consequences for all three of them, which are so funny I can't even mention them. XDDDDDDDDDDDD oh god i'm trying too hard with this

Reception
Who knows? The TV reception wikis on this domain shut down and I don't know where they are now. They were the only place in the world you could know if something was good or bad and they were always right. I shouldn't be joking about this because the laat time we talked about reception wikis they found out. Oops. I've said too much, now we're going to be tied up and force fed lima beans. Shit!

Dubs, Part 1
For some reason, Breaking Good got international dubs! There was a Japanese dub on Animax at 4am that was Anim-axed for similar reasons to the Japanese dub of Judge Judy they were showing an hour earlier. In fact, it was the exact same reason. In one episode Gusatvo Thing went to court for selling mef illegally (there's a legal and an illegal way to sell mef, you know!) and Judge Judy was the one taking the court, unfortunately there was another wardrobe malfunction. Bootleg DVDs of this episode were also produced, but were found and destroyed. Every time she has a wardrobe malfunction people desperately flock to make DVDs of it. What a bunch of pervs. At least the man who was found to be giving her these wardrobe malfunctions was arrested.

Statement
A representative of Animax issued this statement on behalf of the whole channel.

"We are extremely sorry for the mix ups that have been occuring on our channel. We don't know who's the asshole who keeps hacking us and airing stupid programmes during slots where people are normally asleep. Like, do they think this is fucking funny? Do they think nobody's watching? Because I have news for them, people are. My daughter had a headcold a few weeks before the 'big incident' and she was up at 3am and wanted to watch Animax, and what was on at 3am?? Judge. Fucking. Judy. They must think we're out of our minds airing these shows that have nothing to do with our channel name."

There are mutterings in the background about 'CN Real' 'Cartoon Network UK' and 'Harry Hill's Shark Infested Custard'.

''Don't mutter! They chose ME to do the statement for a reason! All you guys ever do is mumble. So anyway, it was bad enough with Judge Judy but now this other show, this bootleg version of Breaking Bad, started airing as well, and then somehow they crossed over! I-I just don't believe this shit. We still haven't found out the hackers but even after we've pulled those two shows off, they're still airing ridiculous shows unfit for this channel. Last week they showed a full episode of Mister Maker. IN ENGLISH. Not even a dub. They couldn't find that Japanese dub that was on Playhouse Disney before they rebranded and Art Attack was all like 'fuck you, Mister Maker, Disney's got their own licenced art show and it's me, and it would be extremely confusing if both of us aired on the same channel, so fuck you, you're off!' That's definitely what happened. And...guess what aired AFTER that episode of Mister Maker? I'm not even going to say it out loud it's so ridiculous.''

Due to only an audio version of the statement being recorded, we don't know what was going on, but it is believed the man was holding up a poster depicting the show that was hacked to air.

''Some...some MANIAC ripped this from YouTube Premium and started airing it! At least it had subtitles already there. I'm so angry...and admittedly, a little confused.''

'''The people in the background recognise the poster and start cheering. Something about an English graphic novel becoming a big hit in Japan.'''

''SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO MAKE A STATEMENT!''

'''There's a sudden silence. The man starts to go on, but is cut off by more mumbling from the back, but this time it's angry. The mumbling gets louder and angrier.'''

''Uh, guys? Hehe. It's...It's fine! Look, if you want to talk about the misairings too, I'll let you, but-''

UPRISE!!

'''The sound of clattering of chairs and tables being thrown and broken, the front man being beaten up by the other members of the meeting, and the poster being ripped up in the brawl make up the rest of the recording until it abruptly stops. What happened next is unknown to the wider public.'''

Dubs, Part 2
An Albanian dub was illegally produced by "Jess" Discographic. This is why Jessy was renamed Jess in the dub. As a funny in joke. An easter egg. A nod to the company who made the dub. A post it note with a message telling me to stop saying this stupid shit and to get on with it and I'm not funny.

(sniff)

The dub formerly aired on Bang Bang before being moved to Top Channel at a 10pm time slot after it was deemed inappropriate for children. I can't imagine why. The Judge Judy episode was edited to green screen in Drew Pickles, a well known Albanian judge. Or maybe he just made that up so he could be in it. And it's not so much green screen as an MS Paint picture edited over Judge Judy and the Microsoft Sam TTS voice from the 2000s trying and failing to speak Albanian.

NB: Is 'dildis' Albanian for something?

Finally, an Islamic Arabic dub was produced for Basma Channel. They knew about it not being fit for a children's TV network and yet did it anyway. This caused an uproar, not just because it wasn't fit for a children's TV network, but also because not a single frame in the original show was compliant in their religion. The show was immediately banned following billions of angry letters to the Basma Channel HQ. It was banned after the first one, but it didn't get through to the public until the two billionth letter. There were many letters everyone got papercuts. Ironically an Islamic Arabic dub of Postman Pat replaced it on the time slot.

All of these dubs, including the original, Judge Judy, Mister Maker, and the unknown show from the poster, now regularly air on a channel called Haribo Junior, which operates from a tiny island in the middle of the ocean where nobody can get them. It's not even on the map. It's so tiny it's not even on the ocean's map. Rumor has it it's not even on it's own map. Sometimes it renames itself Jaribo Junior for no reason, usually when Judge Judy comes on. (Get it? JJ? What do you mean shut the fuck up? You're so mean.)

You'd be lucky to catch any of those shows though. It seems to have been airing Battle for Dream Island and its various spinoffs for three months straight. This started because Bob Mostaleeni was laid off, didn't it?!