Ooo so random

While looking at really old stuff I made, I found this really old page from a really old wiki I made when I was in the fifth grade. Here it is in all of its unedited glory:

Me: guess what adrien

Adrien: what

Me: last night i dreamt of some bagels then you were peppa pig

Adrien: *rolls in a veggie garden*

PANTS

LETTUCE

UNICORNS

SN00P D0G

LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAA

OMG I WENT BACK TO 1970 AND JOHN WAYNE GACY KILLED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DON'T USE TIME MACHINES YOU BASTARD

ADRIENETTE RUINED MY LIFE IM ADRIENETTE TRASH

. *I GO TO THE CAMPFIRE*

Marinette: so do you fools wanna hear a story

Everyone: nyeaassssh

Marinette: once upon a time, someone ate my nachos. the end

Me: BEST STORY EVER! *jumps in the fire and crouches down*

Me: I'M ON FIIIREEEE LOOK AT ME! FORGET THE WATER! CRANK UP DA HEAT!

Marinette: *turns into ladybug* YA CRANK IT OR SHHHHHH, YA CRANK IT OR SHHHHH

Me: *dies then comes back to life*

Me: *does the nae nae*

Marinette kicks some guy

Some guy: OW

Marinette/Ladybug: MLG MLG SO MLG PEPPA PIGGGYYYYYYYYYYY

. *the roach comes out of nowhere*

Roach: hi watch me turn into a cockroach *eats ocean*

Me: ayayayayayayaya! jebjebjebeeeeeb

Yandere: where the fuck is wikiadude

Wikiadude: *rolls in* i exist and yandere will kill me

Adrien: *kills yandere*

. *kevin and shope appear*

Roach: omg hiiiiiii

Kevin: lolololol *dyes hair potato*

Shope: mY EYES

Me: SHOPEBAE EEEEEH *hug*

Shope: wtf its you ayayayayayayayy!!! *hugs*

Kevin: my hAIR IS NOW POTATO

Shope: ew

Kevin: fite me lets go to beach city

Shope k kk k k k k k kk k k

. *fitefitefite shope win*

Shope: lolol i win now go hook up with jessie

Kevin: ew wtf no

Shope: do it

Kevin: ello u dumb lil shit

Jessie: HURRDURR DREAMS COME TRUE *hug intense*

right|335 px

Kevin: really hoe *kick and sings the song on the right*

Jessie: im scarred forever shjsss

.*pointless family guy filler of peter saying "OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES" for 30 minutes*

.*a wild tyler appears!*

Tyler: l0l roach fite me

Roach: im teddy roachmod

Tyler: ik

Roach: im legally changing my name to daddy

Jessie: kevin pls be my sugar noob

Kevin: noooooo

Shope *kills algebra*

Adrien: daddy

Adrien's dad: wot son

Adrien: daddy chairs exist

Adrien's dad: thats nice now get the hell outta mah face

Adrien: but mum's ded

Adrien's dad: i fite dat bad inflooenze neenoh

boom boom pow pow its in my head i feel like
saucesaucesaucesaucesauce

meme team

Comments
>Lettuce

>Snoop Dogg

Oh yeah. It's all coming together.

-- Scary Wallpaper (Tornadospeed) (talk) 02:53, 29 June 2021 (UTC)

Smoke lettuce everyday

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 15:49, 29 June 2021 (UTC)

this is the second-most profound piece of literature ever

-- Bruh Funny (talk) 00:22, 14 February 2022 (UTC)