Ash Ketchum

Ash Ketchum is very dumb, where he has an IQ of 23. He used to have an IQ of 24, yet this fell a bit in PokemonNever. He also travels everywhere with his Pikachu, who is evil yet it is somehow hypnotized by his stupidity sometimes. He doesn't lose often in the show, since most of his friends or rivals or whatthehellever either have even lower IQs then him or have too many friends or rivals or whatthehellever themselves. He is also the star of Ash's Idiotic Adventures, hence the title. There he is the main idiot, doing very stupid stuff, hence the word idiot. His goal is to become the Pokemon Master, as he already went through seven regions and is currently travelling to many different regions all over the Pokemon World, including his eighth one. He has an evil twin known as Ash Ketchup.

So far, he has collected a ridiculous amount of badges, which he has obtained from beating Gym Leaders and is a six-time loser in the Pokemon League. However, he ended that streak when he won the Alola League (yay).

Trivia

 * His last name is a pun on "Catch 'em," yet he caught very few out of nearly 900 Pokemon and nobody cares.
 * He has a brain problem that corrupts his speech and causes him to speak wrong. e.g. "Do u liekz Mudkipz, Mishtyz?"
 * He is on the world's ten biggest idiots list and is wanted by P.E.T.P. (the P.E.T.A. for Pokemon) for cruelty to Pokemon.
 * Despite being dumb, Ash is quite good at playing Xylophones and Triangles. He is also good at telling the difference between Cow and Miltank milk. This is probably where all his braincells go.
 * Ash is also very good at drawing, as he drew a Dewgong once.Ash_Dewgong_Drawing.png though the drawing was insulted by someone named Angie.
 * Ash promised to return to Pidgeot after finishing up the Orange Island, but he never did. And he made that promise over 20 years back!
 * Ash is extremely strong, being able to carry a Larvitar and a Cosmoem without any effort.
 * The only Pokémon trainer with an IQ that dives into the negatives is Cameron. Dumbass thought that the Unova League was located in Johto.
 * He thinks that Arbok evolves into Seviper, which is, of course, WRRRRRROOOONNNNNGGGG!!!! Video:Arbok evolves into Seviper
 * He simply HAS to twist his hat around backward before throwing a Poké Ball at a Pokémon.

Comments
ash ketchum so fat he burger

-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 01:25, 30 September 2021 (UTC)

ash so fat!!! we should call him fatASH!!!!!

-- Bruh Funny (talk) 01:34, 30 September 2021 (UTC)