How to Make Bad Toys Worse

Thomas Wood

 * The models looked more unfinished.

Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab

 * More chemicals than uranium.
 * Make it more dangerous.

Insect Swarm Shino

 * This toy has 3 points of articulation.
 * Make the insects look nothing like insects.
 * The black for the insects is even worse.
 * Make it more like a bootleg Light Yagami rip-off toy.

Ben 10 Alien Force: Omnitrix Illuminator

 * Make it more expensive.
 * The plastic quality is even worse.
 * It comes with only one disc.
 * The watch size is more smaller.
 * The projector light is more ugly.
 * The paint job is even worse.
 * The strap is more smaller.

CSI Fingerprint Kit

 * It never contains uranium instead of asbestos.

Wubble Bubble Ball

 * The ball is more fragile.
 * It inflates up to 12 months.
 * It never contains asbestos and uranium.
 * It inflates too small.
 * It is very expensive
 * The glow-in-the-dark variants never exist.