The Ultimate Random

If we’re truly being shut down, let’s go out with one last randomfest...

You know what I love? FRIED CHICKEN AND GABE NEWELL! The two best things in the world! CHEESE WAFFLES! NOW TIME FOR LYRICS OF THE BEST BEAT CRUSADERS SONG EVARRRRRRR!!!!! >:D (here's the link btw go listen to it)

今日、心許無シ 乙女心ハ　ユラユラ 月夜ノ我ハ泡 被害妄想　グラグラ

夏草揺レ　蜃気楼 遠クノ方デ　ユラユラ 呼吸乱ス　夢ノ中 秘スル妄想　無茶苦茶

風二舞ツテ 加速シタツテ 浮世ナンテ　嗚呼、儚シ 君以外ハ (Come on, baby) 要ラナクテ (Tell me, baby) 御免ネ (Why don't you, baby?)

私ノ世界二 麗シイ景色 背景ハ君 「快晴!」

Oh baby, close to me Oh baby, love me do

募ル思ヒ　チラリズム 君ガ触レタラ　フワフワ 短シ時ハ止マラズ 懐中時計　チクタク

勘違イデ 溺レソウデ 惑ワサレ　嗚呼、悩マシイ 眼ハネ (Come on, baby) 虜ダネ (Tell me, baby) 御上手ネ (Why don't you, baby?)

私ノ隣 君ハ　イトヲカシ 空ノ如シ 「ウォーアイニー!」

色彩ノアイスクリイム (Oh baby, close to me) 分ケ合ツテ　居タクテ (Oh baby, let me be) 感嘆ヲ吐イテ (Oh baby, can't you see) 「頂戴!」 (Oh baby, love me do)

ウォーアイニー 頂戴 ウォーアイニー 頂戴

ウォーアイニー (Oh baby, close to me) 頂戴 (Oh baby, let me be) ウォーアイニー (Oh baby, can't you see) Do you love me? (Oh baby, love me do)

私ノ世界二 麗シイ景色 背景ハ君 「快晴!」

色彩ノアイスクリイム (Oh baby, close to me) 分ケ合ツテ　居タクテ (Oh baby, let me be) 感嘆ヲ吐イテ (Oh baby, can't you see) 「頂戴!」 (Oh baby, love me do)

Do You love me... Oh baby, close to me… Do you need me... Oh baby, let me be Do You Want Me... Oh baby, can't you see? Do You Love Me? Oh baby, love me do

MUSIC TIME IS DONE! NOW IT'S TIME FOR SQUIDWARD!!!!! SWAG!!!!!!!! SQUIDWARD MORE LIKE SWAGWARD





We did it! We did it! We did it, yay! Something Spanish. We did it!

Map! Backpack! Boots! Swiper, no swiping! Diego!

What was your favorite part?

I LIKED THAT PART, TOO!



A BIG BISHARP Pop the trunk I open up I sold my soul for a good price Outta' sight, and my hoe got talent right Whole squad ran through that shit yikes Ay, I'm a business man, I did my business, damn But I'ma bend it down and I'ma lick her up, then dick her down She gon' turn around then I'ma kick her out She gon' talk that shit but say How you make it up? How you fake a love? Holy son, I was the chosen one I'm sippin' out the grail, she don't kiss and tell She keep my wishes well, I don't need her, well How my enemy a friend of me? Why y'all feed off of my energy? Like I ain't dead yet Higher entity, foreign bitch that think she into me Whip the foreign very viciously Why these dudes wanna take pics with me? She said she gay but still into me, said she gay still into me Said that she hates that I'm in the streets And I said that I hate that I'm in the streets I wanna blow up and make history And she said that she hate my Insta feed

Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you

And her pussy tastes like Skittles, what? Yeah, ay, and you can really taste the rainbow, what? (hah, no) Yo' bitch just like a Crayola (what, ay) You can draw her on the table, flip her like some yola Heart shaped kisses, I really miss my mistress 666, evil bitches want my mentions Heart shaped kisses, I really miss my mistress And it's 666, evil bitches want my mentions

Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you

Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' betray you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' take you What, ay, what, ay Xans gon', xans gon' take you Yeah, Xans gon' Xans' gon' take you Xans' gon' take you

I Hate This Place discography

 * One Minute Mayhem (2004)
 * Diversions (2005)
 * Aero (2006)
 * Nowhere Else (2007)
 * Our Hearts Still Beating (2008)
 * Snowlights (2009)
 * Shiny One (2011)
 * Closer (2013)
 * Seasons Change EP (2013)
 * "Calling All Stations 2015" (single) (2015)
 * "Eclipse" (single) (2020)

TAKE A STEP BACK CUZ UR FUCKED UP

Crabfest O_o
CRABFEST IS BACK AT RED LOBSTER WITH OUR LARGEST VARIETY OF CRAB ALL YEAR LIKE OUR NEW CRABFEST COMBO YOUR ONE CHANCE TO HAVE NEW JUMBO SNOW CRAB WITH TENDER DUNGENESS CRAB OR TRY CRAB LOVERS DREAM BUT HURRY IN 'CUS CRAB FEST WILL BE GONE IN A SNAP



TAKE ME HI HIGH HI HIGH
mfw our wiki is on the brink of dying

wait, hold on! do you hear those footsteps?

that can only mean one thing...

OHMYGOD SHES HERE!! CHUU!!! wait why is she DABBING



Donuts
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Frick
hey guys ali-a here back again with some more rewind time

You know, if I could control Fortnite, I would want it to DIE.

* snaps everyone out of existence*

eaeeaeeaeeaeAEaeeeaeaeEAEEAEAeeEAeAEaeEaeeEAeA sports: it's in the frick

hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhhhahahahahhaha

I want to rickrolllllll someone but I know if I do I would probably get banned :)

Bulbasaur
oh cool, a bulbasaur

Charmander
oh cool, a charmander

Squirtle
Squirtle be a lil' small-ass Pokemon dat resemblez a light blue turtle. While it typically strutts on its two short legs, it has been shown ta run on all fours up in Supa Smash Bros. Brawl. Well shiiiit, it has large, purplish or reddish eyes n' a slightly hooked upper lip. Each of its handz n' feet have three pointed digits, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Da end of its long tail curls inward. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Its body is encased by a tough shell dat forms n' hardens afta birth. This shell is brown on tha top, pale yellow on tha bottom, n' has a thick white ridge between tha two halves.

Squirtlez shell be a useful tool. Well shiiiit, it can withdraw tha fuck into tha shell fo' protection or ta chill. Da grooved, rounded shape helps ta reduce wata resistance, allowin tha Pokemon ta swim at high speeds. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Squirtle can spray foamy wata from its grill wit pimped out accuracy. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Squirtle is scarce up in tha wild, although it can be found round lil' small-ass pondz n' lakes. Da anime has shown dat it can be found livin on secluded islandz wit other thugz of its evolutionary line. In tha past, Skull Bash was its signature move.