Cocaine

Cocaine is a drug. You probably shouldn't do it. I'm not the one you should be talking about this kind of stuff with. I'm not your middle school health teacher. I'll only act as an instigator either for laughs or to fuel my raging superiority complex.

Cocaine is a white powdery substance you can either snort up your nosehole, smoke it, inject it, or... snort up your nosehole. You can try to suck it up one of your other orifices like a vacuum cleaner. It'd be funny. You could go viral. Enjoy your 15 seconds of TikTok fame, buddy. Your stupid action could become the next Devious Lick.

Effects
Apparently, cocaine (and by extention crack cuz they are pretty much the same drug) makes most people do and feel a lot of crazy shit, including but not limited to: increased euphoria, increased energy #ADHD, grandoisity, severe paranoia, thinking people in airplanes are gay, SICKO MODE by Travis Scott ft. Drake, irritability, increased anxiety, and Obama hamburger sussy balls.

Other common side effects by Stray Kids that come with cocaine usage include increased heart rate/blood pressure, dizziness (or vertigo for the synonym enjoyers among us), the guitar riffs from "brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo all layered over each other, effed up blood vessels, HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG, or

PETER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Crack.

WHAT THE FUCK?

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obligatory strange chores mention cuz im marnie and this is what i do
Look at my poorly-drawn Charlie. He is spitting FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



PLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE HEY COCAINE RUIN YOUR BRAIN HEY
Fun fact: This was my favorite video when I was 13

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OKAY IM OUT OF IDEAS BYE
Love together love together we're living on the floor :)

Btw thanks TS for adding the Spotify thingy you're a lifesaver

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Oh, you've got show me your smile, love together oh Oh, you've got show me your smile, love together oh Love together love together We're living on the floor 君を待ちくたびれているのさベイビー Love together love together We're living on the floor 君を忘れたくて踊るのさ今夜 メロディーがほら電話を鳴らす 君の声 聞こえること願う ダンスフロア 夏が通り過ぎても ダンスフロア 君を忘れはしないから 倒れてゆく ダンスフロア 涙を流してるぼくは見ないで (Why don't you feel the beat) (Why don't you chant the rhyme) テレビ塔ひとり見上げ 朝が来るまで Love together love together We're living on the floor 君を待ちくたびれているのさベイビー Love together love together We're living on the floor 君を忘れたくて踊るのさ今夜 あの歌がカーラジオを揺らす 「あぁ...」って 胸がどうしようもないのさ ダンスフロア いつか約束した ダンスフロア 夢はあきらめないでね 倒れてゆく ダンスフロア 夜はどんな気持ちでぼくらを裂くの (Why don't you feel the beat) (Why don't you chant the rhyme) テレビ塔 ひとり見上げ 朝が来るまで Love together love together We're living on the floor 君を待ちくたびれているのさベイビー Love together love together We're living on the floor 弾むビート感じて踊るのさフライデー Love together love together 幻かい I'll never never never let you go Love together love together We're living on the floor 哀しみの先にたどりつけるように ぶっとばしてよＤＪ Everybody get down 吹き飛ばしてハートブレイク Get down get down ぶっとばしてよＤＪ Everybody get down 吹き飛ばしてハートブレイク Get down get down Love love love together baby Love love love together baby Love love love together baby いつものダンスフロア Love love love together baby Love love love together baby Love love love together baby ひとりのダンスフロア Oh you've got to show me your smile, love together Oh you've got to show me your smile, love together oh (Oh you've got to show me your smile, love together oh) (Oh you've got to show me your smile, love together oh) (Oh you've got to show me your smile, love together oh)

Comments
I've got a pound and a half of crack here, 680 grams that is. I do think part-skim crack tastes better, but full-fat crack was all they had at the store; it's fine.

Also that Charlie drawing is awesome, also also you're welcome 4 the spotify

-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 01:34, 25 October 2021 (UTC)

Ethan the Bear - Cocaine is Gay, coming soon

-- Pink Tape 💕 (talk) 01:39, 25 October 2021 (UTC)

@TS Thank you ^_^ It is my magnum opus... one of them anyway @Xian HYPEEEE!!

-- Bruh Funny (talk) 01:42, 25 October 2021 (UTC)

Cocaine is also used to generate random ideas (though the only actual proof of it doing so happened with Shlorpians).

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 05:52, 25 October 2021 (UTC)

...Isn't that song the same one they used in the Parappa anime?

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 17:34, 26 October 2021 (UTC)

Yes :)

-- Bruh Funny (talk) 17:55, 26 October 2021 (UTC)