How to Make Bad Commercials Good

Zazoo Commercial

 * Have a boy behaving very well instead of throwing a tantrum.
 * The boy's father will give him marshmallow.
 * Have them regard more condoms.

Crusha Cats Commercial

 * Make it less annoying.
 * The characters are fully hand-drawn instead of being stock photos.
 * The cow wasn't that creepy.

Progressive Sonic Commercial

 * Have Flo talk to Sonic the Hedgehog about going fast.

HeadOn Commercial

 * Better green screen effect.

Eggo Monster Commercial

 * Turn the waffle into the monster instead of the girl.
 * Better animation

Confused.com Commercial

 * Better animation.
 * They will never steal "YMCA".

1-800-2victim Commercial

 * Better animation.
 * The squirrel wasn't the Mexican stereotype.
 * Better plot.

Duet Commercial

 * Better animation.
 * Tone down the adult humor.

Norton Furniture Commercial

 * Rather than that Marc Brown from the commercial. Add in that Marc Brown who created Arthur.
 * The Frog on the Couch was an animated character.

Liberty Mutual Commercials

 * Make the jingle less annoying. (Example: Add in other words than just "Liberty")
 * Redesign Limu as an anthropomorphic animated eagle named "Eaglon", since emus mainly belong to Australia and not the US.
 * Make the mustache guy less annoying.
 * Change the background colors at the beginning and the end to red to represent the American flag.

Progressive Park Commercial

 * Make the announcer less annoying.
 * Rename the Traffic Jam roller coaster ride "Drive Safe".
 * Rename the Never Bump Bumper Car ride "However Bump Bumper Cars"

Gushers Commercial

 * Make the fruit headed children less creepy.

Gali the Alligator

 * Gali is less creepy.
 * Gali is not that murderous.