How to Make So Bad It's Good Movies So Good It's Bad

exactly what it says on the tin

Birdemic

 * Not to make the birds look cheesy.
 * The birds don't get attacked by coat hangers.

Captain America (Yugoslavian American film)

 * Better special FX.

The Room

 * Tommy Wiseau doesn't play as Johnny.
 * Oh, and Johnny doesn't sound drunk.