LOUD HOUSE 666 SATAN (LOST EPISODE)

WARNING: THIS STORY IS TOTES MAGOTES REAL AND VERY SCARY. IT HAS HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD AND CURSED IMAGES IF YOU LOOK AT THEM YOU WILL DIE AT 6:66 PM TONITE!!! YOU HAV BEEN WARND.

i know that you will probably not believe me (you should) but please read this anyway. ok so basically im monky i was an intern at nickelodeon in 2019 and we were in a theatre room not unlike the begginging of thr squint worm susan slide crepppypasta and michael rubiner (he is the showrunner of da lewd I MEAN LOUD howse) put a disc into a dvd player and the episode startd to pley. the dvd had "the loud house season 6 episode 1: lincoln plays minecraft becuz he is an epic gamer" written on it so we all assumed that was the title of the eppysod.

oh right i'm supposed to explain what da loud hoose is. the loud howse is a a show about a litle man his name is lincoln and he has ten sisters im not gonna list them all google is your friend ENEMY and he does craaaaazy stuff. he also likes video gaemz. there are fiev seesins of the show and it is very popular like spung bomb scurvy pantaloons!!!!!!!! it is my favorite nickelodeon show.

now im going to talk about the SCARY lost episode of THE LOUD HOUSE!!!!!! this will make you never want to watch the show again if u r a fan of it!!!!!!!!!! you will hav nightmares!!!!!! so dont read or else lincoln will kill your wifes boyfriend and your parentz. haha lol

the episode begins with the theme song like it always does (except in the early season 4 episodes cuz ronnie anne freaking interrupts it FRICK YOU RONNIE ANNE I HOPE YOUR NEXT MCDONALDS ORDER GETS SCREWED UP ON PURPOSE) but the audio is inconsistent with the animation. i thought nothing of it cuz im stupid and stupid and dumb and stupid and stupid. the colors were tinted red but it was barely noticeable. then the title card shows up... but it didn't actually say "lincoln plays minecraft becuz he is an epic gamer"... it said "LOUD HOUSE 666 SATAN"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i almost shat myself in front of everyone else in the theatre becuz numbers are scary.

afte the titlr card shows up we see lincon in his room and he is very angrey. his shirt was covred in HYPERREALISTIC BLODO!!!!!!!!!!!! and i was sitting there thinking to myself "WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS IS THIS????" and i was going to leave the theatre but two big buff muscular and hot men (I AM NOT GAY I AM NOT GAY!!!! DON'T SAY IM GAY IN THE COMMENTS IM NOT GAY!!!!!) stopped me from doing so and i had to stay and watch the episod.e. lincoln starts to break the fourth wall like he did in the early episodes of the show. "so, 10 sisters..." he begins as he starts to open a case in his closet (which isnt even a closet lol he has a tiny ass room), "are they any match for 10 AKS-74Us?" the camera cuts to lincoln's huge gun collection and then he grabs 10 AKS-74Us like he said... he has lots of them. he is too young !!!! he is 12 12 year olds should not hav guns......,... WHAT. he runs downstairs into the kitchen cuz that is whre his sistesrsrs are. did you know that this kid has 10 sisters wtf??? did his parents not know that condoms are a thing????? anyway, lincoln looked at he camera while holding a gun and his pupils were bloodshot red!!!!!!!! then the quality started getitng bad!!!! eveyrthing looked like it was black and blod red. one of the other interns said it was just like squidwards suiciide cuz of the pupils... and the big men from earlier took him out to the back and shot him dead. then he (lincoln) (loud) (only boy) (main protagonist) (cool dude) says to us (the audience) (the peiople watching the episoad) that he will syart to KEEL hsi sistars. haha sistar thats the name of a kpop group... ANYWAY lincoln was all like "PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!" and his sisters start shitting platinum bricks (by that i mean they were scared thye wrerent actually poopin bricks that would be painful) lincoln looked at lori (the oldest sistser she is a bicth) and he shOT HER IN DA FAEC????? AND EVERY ONE SCREEMED!!!!! "low ree you is a bitch and a hoe" lincoln said and then he started firing shots blindly and there was SO MUCH HYPERREALISTIC BLOODZ!!!! "linkun why are you doing dis!!!!" said lynn who is one of the sisters. lincoln keeld her ass. you KNOW he did! and then he kiild everyoen else. "everyone in this howse has th big gay!!!!" lincoln said befoar leeving the howse.

"why is linked in loudicus being a home of phobe????" i thought out loud. then a guy sitting behind me told me to shtu the hell up and that i'm a dirty sjw who loves cancel culture and being a stinky lib. OK BACK TO THE FAWKING EPISODE SINCE THAT IS WHAT YOU IUS HERE 4 (FOR)

the next scene is linconstruuction ahead use other road louderman just walking down the street and shootig people. he killd mr growse (his neighbore) and everyoen else in da show!!!!!!!!!!!. and then michael (remember the guy from earlier???) was all like "okay this is wrong we shouldn't be showig you this" and then he stopped the episode and sent everyone home. he said he'd buy everyone mcdonalds and alcohol as an apology. i could actually really go for a big mac right now. michael also said that the episode was made by a fanb of the show who sent it to nickelodeon but ti was too disturbing to be shown on the channel. why they kept it i have no idea but it isnt my place to question it. after drunk-driving back to my one-bed-one-bathroom apartment (it stinks in there) i put my pyjamas on and i start watching random shit on tv and i hear a knock on the door. i open it AND... IT'S LINCOLN!!!!!!he was covered in blood from head to toe (haha toes) and it was staining my floor!!!!! an i got mad. he took out a gun and got mad and his eyes turned red and he screamed "PREPARE TO DEATH!!!" AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS and he shot me and i died because POINTLESS VIOLENCE AUTOMATICALLY MAKES STORIES SCARY RIGHT GUYS???? GUYS???? WHERE IS EVERYONE?????????????

Comments
i love this i think you've used every cliche possible

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 18:43, 17 August 2021 (UTC)

Thank you Pancakes! That was my intention lol

-- I&#39;M UNI AND WE DRIVIN A JUMP TRUCK (talk) 18:46, 17 August 2021 (UTC)

I want to do some pastas too

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 23:22, 26 August 2021 (UTC)