How To Make Good Songs Bad

Whip It by Devo

 * Make it like the demo version
 * Include the synthesizer solo from the song's debut at a live show.

Be My Lover by La Bouche

 * Have it be released in 2016 and have it be sung in a 16 year old girl's perspective of a crappy relationship.

Together by Ardyn

 * Insert autotune.

Bullacake by Dexplicit

 * Cut its length in half.

New Sensation by INXS

 * Have Garry Gary Beers' bass played inexplicably loud and have it overpower all of the instruments.
 * Make it about a short-term relationship.

Talk Dirty to Me by Poison

 * Bobby Dall's bass line is louder than C.C. DeVille's guitar (it's loud enough already).
 * Bret Michaels slurs the lyrics so bad you'll need the inner notes of the album sleeve to understand what he's saying.

Revenge (Creeper, Aw Man) by TryHardNinja ft. CaptainSparklez

 * The song starts off with "Creepers be bullsh*t!"
 * It sounds like Kill This Love by BLACKPINK except it has more rock style.
 * TryHardNinja's part is just him pretending to be a creeper.

Ransom by Lil Tecca

 * The beat is trash
 * The song is just about how Lil Tecca got kidnapped and he wants to escape
 * The music video is depressing


 * Lanze is featured in it.

I by Lil Skies

 * He repeats "I AM BEST" over and over, then he repeats stuff such as "I LOVE DRUGS" and finally "I WANT TO DIE".
 * The music video is him screaming to people
 * The beat is like this.

Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie

 * Made by T-Series.
 * Rename it to PewDiePie Diss Track

Lose Yourself by Eminem

 * Have it sung by a 9 years old who has shitty voice.
 * Have the beat look like this but more annoying.
 * Remove "Mom's spaghetti"

Take on Me by A-Ha

 * Release it in 2019 instead of 1984. It also has a generic 21st Century pop beat.
 * Put a lot of autotune in.
 * The music video is done in cheesy CGI instead of a mix of live-action and comic animation.
 * Have most of the song be dedicated to TikTok.

I Know a Place (From Bluey - The Creek)

 * The music is played with a bunch of recorders and kazoos, all terribly played and out of sync.
 * The song is sung by a group of SoundCloud rappers, and they “sing/rap” off-key.
 * It occasionally gets bass-boosted at inappropriate times.

Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

 * Reduce all the lyrics to just one word.
 * To add to that, the word repeats itself throughout the entire song.
 * Have a 14 year old boy sing it. He also uses heaps of autotune and sounds like that he doesn't want to sing it.
 * The instruments are the same as American Idiot, and it's recorded on a phone with terrible audio quality.
 * “I walk to Burger King” is the new title of the song, and, despite the title, it never mentions Burger King.

Kalluri Vannil (Benny Lava) by Anuradha Sriram, Devan

 * The lyrics are the same as the buffalaxed/misheard music.
 * The singer barley knows how to sing.
 * The girls sound like a bunch of high-school mean girls.
 * It uses the Synthesia piano as its only instrument.
 * The song goes slow then fast at random points.

XO Tour Llif3 by Lil Uzi Vert

 * Uzi's voice is so filled with auto tune to the point where you can't understand him.
 * The beat is very off-key and bad. It's just a sad piano playing over a bass.
 * Make the title nonsense like "xo rawr xd I hate life ahahahaha".
 * Uzi doesn't stay on topic, at first you would think its a sad breakup song, but then he starts flexing and bragging about killing people.
 * P2 (the sequel) is just as bad.
 * He's constantly offbeat and out of tune.
 * Make the chorus less memorable, change the lyrics to "I hate you why would you break up with me loser."

Look At Me by XXXTENTACION

 * X says nothing but "aye", "dick" and "look at me."
 * The beat sounds like a screaming goat.
 * You can barely understand him.
 * The song is about how X wants a girl but she wasn't interested so he murders her.
 * It's now 9 minutes long.
 * The music video is terrible and makes no sense.

Shake It by Metro Station

 * Make it sung by a 12 year-old boy with bad vocal skills.
 * The lyrics are screamed out, and sometimes is sung too close to the microphone.
 * Release the song in 2021, and have the original version on TikTok, which then becomes overplayed on radio.
 * Additionally, due to TikTok's video time limit, the song has to be cut into 4 different parts, then each part is connected, albeit very poorly because sometimes it either repeats the lyrics from the previous part or instantly cuts to the vocals, somehow skipping some lyrics.
 * The music video steals footage from other music videos made by Metro Stations.
 * Two words: GarageBand Instruments.