How To Make Good Video Games Bad

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

 * Make Navi talk more and have him/her automatically talk for you
 * You'll never make it past Kaepora Gaebora (the Annoying Owl) because of the two options titled "Yes".

Super Mario 64

 * Not remaking it for the DS because I like playing as Yoshi and Weegee and Wario.
 * Include Navi from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time to annoy Mario.
 * Not making in 3D.

Mario Kart Wii

 * Only including Mario, Weegee, Yoshi, Peach, like one of the versions.
 * Not having the classic places.
 * Not having the Rainbow Road and Bowser's Castle famous tracks.
 * Including Dora as a cart character.
 * Including Elmo as a cart character.

Pokemon (series)

 * No professor welcoming you to Pokemon
 * No Boy player﻿ (ur sexist)
 * Have Magikarp be all of the starter Pokemon
 * No Master Balls
 * Make all of the stater Pokemon and their evolutions not able to use any HMs
 * Have every Pokemon game use the same ugly style Pokemon sprites that is used in Pokemon Red & Blue.
 * You ever wanted to see what the Gen. II-Gen. VI Pokemon would be like in that? Me neither.
 * Then all the Pokémon we have today would be hideous! AAGH! Wait, I probably shouldn't have said that.
 * No evolution stones or trading.

New Super Mario Bro's Wii

 * Not incuding the Propeller Mushroom and Penguin suit. Some of like like flying and hate swimming!

Super Scribblenauts

 * Make Death, nuke, black hole, flood, and nuclear ___________. Make sure all are activated. Run towards all of them at the same time.

Super Mario Galaxy 2

 * Not having Yoshi
 * Not having Yoshi Powerups
 * Not having Luigi ghosts
 * Having Clockwork Ruins a lot harder

Portal

 * Remove the cake promise
 * Make the lighting outside the test chambers darker
 * Remove the humorous and memorable quotes

Any good game

 * Remove replay value
 * Have rather ugly looking box art
 * Have product placement in the game and have the characters say "Buy (insert product advertised in the game here) or die!".

Mega Man (series)

 * Have all of the weapons be short ranged
 * Remove continues
 * Remove Rush Jet (Mega Man 3-5)
 * Include a ton of spikes and other instant death traps in every stage
 * Make the Mega Man sprite look like the one from the first box art.

Contra

 * Have no machine gun and spread gun power ups
 * No 30 lives code
 * Make it only a one player game

Super Street Fighter II

 * Not having Ryu and Ken
 * Not having Balrog, Vega, Sagat, and M. Bison be playable
 * Only having one stage to fight in
 * No Hadoken and Shoryuken special moves
 * Not remaking it for Game Boy Advance

FNAF1

 * Not having any lights.
 * Not having a monitor.

FNAF2

 * Not having a Freddy head.
 * Not having a flashlight.

FNAF3

 * Making all of the Phantom Animatronics capable of getting you a game over.
 * Having the 6th and final night impossible to win.
 * Making Springtrap appear more often

FNAF4

 * Make "Fun With Plushtrap" impossible to win.
 * Exclude all scenes before every night.
 * Make Nightmare crash your game instead of resetting it.

Sonic Adventure 2

 * Get rid of Shadow
 * Make Shadow be the Biolizard and the Hedgehog the prototype

Super Mario Bros. (NES)

 * Please include that everything could go wrong in this game. 😱
 * Have it cause another Gaming Crash. Sega should fix this in either way.

GTA 3

 * After completing "The Exchange", have white text that reads "A winner is you!".

GTA: Vice City

 * Remove Phil.
 * Entitle the game "Tommy Vercetti & Knuckles & the sky".

GTA: San Andreas

 * Have the player lose the damn train.

GTA: Liberty City Stories

 * Have the protagonist be an Italian chef named Oliver.
 * Then the wasted text would be "YOU PASTA WAY", amirite ladies?

Mario Tag

 * Get rid of Iron Yellow Wario
 * Have Peach be 4 years old
 * Then Peach would be Nina (from Nina Needs to Go).