Cartoon characters

Cartoon characters are basic ass bitches. They wear 1-5 outfits. They literally only eat 2 types of pizza being Cheese and Pepperoni and maybe Veggie or Meat Lovers. They only talk to the same few people and they get grounded like every fucking week for doing some bullshit that they will never do again. And the ones who break the fourh wall are basically schizophrenic. And youre askin ME if I want to be a cartoon character? No, fuck that shit.