Crystal Park Academy

Oceanview Middle School (sometimes shortened to OVMS) is a fictional school that the characters in Small, Rich and Spoiled attend. The school has been around since 1978 and students can be enrolled at birth.

Appearances
In "Small, Rich and Spoiled", the school appears in almost every single episode, and it's where the series takes place.

Profile
Oceanview Middle School is around twelve stories high, and contains a gymnasium, a cafeteria, and an auditorium. The basement includes a steam tunnel and a fornification area.

Condition
Oceanview is heavily underfunded. With almost constant reductions in the budget the school has been forced to use rather bizarre methods to make up for the lack of funding.

It has been stated many times that constructing the school cost half the school district's budget, yet the rich and wealthy and the poor and impoverished send their kids here to learn. Underfunding of the school has resulted in a variety of troubling scenarios for students and staff. Sub-standard facilities abound, including a balloon having replaced the school's tether ball, cafeteria food bought from fast-food restaurants and the frozen food sections of grocery stores (only the teachers eat French fries made in-house), among others.

The school also contains a disabled access ramp funded by the Oceanview Mob.

Playground
The playground has markings all over it made by former students. It has a swing set, three slides (one of them is one of those swirly ones), a set of monkey bars, a tire swing on a tree, a basketball court, a soccer net, a tetherball, a tennis/badminton net, a rock-climbing wall, an infinity climber, four spinny chairs, and a thing that students can stand and spin on a la a merry go round, minus the horses.

Staff and students
This section only applies to the known staff and students in SRAS.

Staff

 * Mr. Brent Luzon (principal)
 * Mrs. Ceola Ratchford (7th grade English teacher)
 * Ms. Pauline Harker (cafeteria chef)
 * Mr. Damien Varner (cafeteria chef)
 * Ms. Billie Jean Vaughn (janitor)
 * Mr. Doan Palmer (physical education teacher)
 * Ms. Sheila Marshe (band/music teacher)

Grade 6

 * Hiyoko Amaya
 * Abia Khoury
 * Amaryllis Cavalli
 * Alaska Oxton
 * Kevin Morehouse
 * Kyron Maslin
 * Rylee Beamer
 * Lea Beaulieu

Grade 7

 * Shona Stanley

Grade 8

 * April Stanley
 * Halla Griffin