Lies

Lies are things that aren't true. However, some lies are just pre-truths (I will literally give $10 to whoever who gets that reference).

People may lie for multiple reasons, such as to save face or just because they want to.

Examples of lies

 * The classic "my dog ate my homework!" go-ahead
 * Santa isn't real
 * The tooth fairy is real
 * The Easter bunny is real
 * The Queen of England is a hologram
 * Aliens aren't real (or are they...?)
 * The Simpsons is still funny or at the very least entertaining
 * Victorious is a good sitcom
 * Tomatoes are delicious
 * Cyanide is edible