K-Pop

 is pop music from South Korea. You might have heard of it. You might like it. You might even hate it. You might even not care about it. You might even be a K-Pop stan yourself. But one thing's for certain, and it's that K-Pop is taking the world by storm and there's nothing you can do about it.

BTS
Everyone knows who BTS are, and if you don't, then stop lying. We can see through you. BTS is the Paw Patrol of K-Pop, in that they are EVERYWHERE! But it's for a good reason. They worked their butts off to get where they are. SMOOTH LIKE BUTTAH LIKE A CRIMINAL UNDERCOVAH guys im selling a bts meal chicken mcnugget that is shaped like an amogus crewmate for only 909329329934934239429 shekels on ebay!!! auction starts on june 117 2916

BTS stans are known for being feverish and passionate about their seven sacred cows. There are also BTSPoppers, who believe that BTS themselves are their own genre and throw everyone else under the bus for them. If you see a BTSPopper, call the police immediately.

BTS stands for multiple things... namely Big Time Srush, Bex Tex Sex, Bangtan Sonyeondan (Bulletproof Boyscouts), Beyond the Scene, Benis Tenis Senis, Big Tall Shoes, and Big Thick Sinuses.

BLACKPINK
BLACKPINK is a girl group taking the world by storm, one fancy outfit at a time. They have collabed with many Western artists, but only 1 of those collabs is truly good. Go listen to Sour Candy right now. BLACKPINK don't release songs very often because YG is poopoo or something i dont care anyway THE ALBUM WAS A LETDOWN. A LETDOWN, I SAY!

BLACPINK stans are known for being annoying as frick, ESPECIALLY the ones who only care about BLACKPINK and no other groups. Avoid them at all costs. yeongweonhan bam changmun eomneun bange uril gadun LOOOOVE What can we say maebeon apado wechineun LOOOOOOOOVE  potato.

If you ever encounter a BLACKPINK stan, call the police immediately. GET MISS KRYSTAL JUNG ON THE CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Krystal was a member of f(x) who sadly disbanded a year ago)



TWICE
nayeonie jeongyeon momo sana jihyo mina dahyunie chaeyoung tzuyu uri baro TWICE!!!!! Twice is a very good girl group and they have some very good songs. Dancing Machine Momo is here to give the people everything they want. RISKY RISKY WIGGY WIGI THIS IS AN EMERGENCYYYYYY Toppin the charts 2021 1000th Music Show WIN!!! Stan Twice

Tzuyu's name is pronounced like "Chewy". Do what you will with this information.

BIGBANG
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Loona
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Itzy
HEY LIA WHAT'S GOIN ON

Itzy is my favorite kpop group. Now that that's out of the way, the group has five members: Yeji, Lia, Ryujin, Chaeryeong and Yuna. They make EPIK music for EPIK people with BIG BRAINS. ITZY WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!! YES SISTERS!!!!!

UMMMMMM if you wanna get into ITZY (good for u btw) you should start with WANNABE cuz it is their best song it makes me cry happy tears whenever I listen to it it's so nostalgic for me I loev it it is so good and wa w w a a i lsiten to it all the time and i DONT WANNA BE SOMEBODY JUST WNANNA BE ME NBE MEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA BE ME ME MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACTION!

aespa
I have no idea what's going on with them but their songs go hard as hell. Stream Next Level or I'll block you

Ningning my beloved

(That's Ningning (my beloved) btw). The other members of aespa are Karina (visual goddess), Giselle (the racist one) and Winter (the other one). Can you tell I don't stan aespa yet.

T H A T ' S M Y  N A E V I S  I T ' S  M Y  N A E V I S



watch me while i werk! it outtttttttt

STAYC
STAYC GIRLS IT'S GOING DOWN HEY!!!!!!

STAYC is comprised of seven iconic girlbosses. Their stylists are known for giving the girls strange hairstyles. WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO THE LEFT SIDE OF YOON'S HAIR WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF *burns a house* OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY I do not think it's that bad I just personally do Not like it. But it isn't her fault so I'm just gonna leave it be

ANYWAY, the members of STAYC are Sumin, Sieun, Isa, Seeun, Yoon and her crazy hair, and maknae Lil DaJ Smalls Shakur (or simply just J), who happens to be one of the greatest rappers of her generation. Eminem is physically unable to diss her. If he tries to, he will decompose and become a pile of toxic sludge.

They have lots of good songs. Please listen to SO BAD and ASAP... they're peak STAYC. And before you ask me about STEREOTYPE, it's nice but kinda underwhelming. It'll grow on me though I swear my fellow SWITHs

UPDATE 2/21/22: i like stereotype :)

IZ*ONE
The 12 iconic queens that were taken from us far too soon... every song by them is a masterpiece. No joke. I actually cried a little (not in an ugly way) when they disbanded. Like I knew it was gonna happen but it was still very sad for me and many other people.

UPDATE (2/21/22): Okay, I lied. I cried a lot. I did in fact ugly cry.

n e way ummm in IZ*ONE we have Wonyoung, Sakura, Yuri, Yena, Yujin, Nako, Eunbi (who recently had her solo debut), Hyewon, Hitomi, Chaewon, Minju, and Chaeyeon. Originally, two girls named Kaeun and Chowon were supposed to be in the group, but uhhhh something something vote rigging I don't care anyone who still complains about the P48 vote rigging in the year of our 2021 needs to touch grass get over it my god

OKAYYYYYY uhhh IZ*ONE made a song about a British current affairs program (programme). Check it out here!

(G)I-DLE
(G)I-DLE is doing what Mamamoo thinks they're doing (consistently making good songs). Originally there were six members but Soojin just HAD to take the biggest fattest L of the century so now we just have Soyeon, Minnie, Shuhua, Yuqi and... SHIT WHAT WAS THE OTHER GIRL'S NAME GOD DAMN IT uhhhh UHHHHHHHHHH MIYEON. I always forget about Miyeon. Figures. I only really keep up with Shuhua and Yuqi anyway.

Okay so like. (G)I-DLE has a song called "Senorita" and it's really really good. I would give literally anything to feel the way I felt when I listened to it for the first time. "Last Dance", "LION" and "Oh my god" are also very good too. Listen to them if you're interested in ascending to a higher plane of existence.

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TRI.BE
TRI.BE is not as well-known as the other groups I just went over, but I really love them a lot so they're getting a section here cuz it's my page and I can do what I want.

Originally, TRI.BE started out as a group called LIONGIRLS, then they were called TRI.ANGLE, and now they're TRI.BE. One of the members, Hyunbin, posted vlogs that would introduce her fellow members prior to the group's official debut. Hyunbin, along with six other girls named Sumire, Jia, Soeun, Jinha, Kelly and SongSun were all confirmed to be debuting in the group together.

THEN TRI.BE joined forces in the recording studio and dropped THE SONG OF THE FREAKING CENTURY, "DOOM DOOM TA", on February 17, 2021.

TRI.BE is going to take over the world some day. I just know it. You better be ready! I know I am! TRI.BE WORLD DOMINATION!

Oh and by the way, their name is pronounced as "TRY-BEE", not as the word "tribe".

THE BOYZ
YEAH YEAH the boyz YOU GOT IT RIGHT JIGEUM MY TIME RIGHT HERE! APPEAR

THE BOYZ are the boys. You already know that much. There are 11 members in this group: Sangyeon, Jacob, Younghoon, Hyunjae, Juyeon, Kevin aka Kpoptwt's Mortal Enemy, New, Q ue from The Strange Chores , Ju Haknyeon, Sunwoo and Eric. Up until 2019, there was a dude named Hwall in the group, but he left due to health issues.

So like, THE BOYZ are literally just some guys. You already know that much. They started from the bottom like every other group before them but OHHHHHH BADDA BING BADDA BOOM LOOK AT ALL THESE WINS THEY SNAGGED. THEY ARE RISINGGGGGGG. Anyway stream PRISM right now.

THE BOYZ makes really good music. Listen to it. They can do it all -- they make songs about smex with vampire undertones, girlboss anthems, songs about being fucking silly, songs that are probably about drug trips and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRw01Lqxiss songs about dancing!!!!!!!!! :)]

i'm da stealah

TOMORROW X TOGETHER
TOMORROW X TOGETHER (or TXT) is my other favorite kpop group. The members are Yeonjun, Taehyun, Beomgyu aka Bam-gyu aka Beom kyu little boy, Hueningkai and Soobin the giant rabbit. Yeonjun is also Tony Hawk's greatest rival. Their music is so good. It's so good. I cannot put it into words just. JUST. JSUT WHAHWHAHAGHAHWGHAG@(#(@*$(*#$*&(#@*&(@(**(#*($(*@&487!*&$&(*#$&*&*#$&*(*$*E@#*(#@ hehehe beomgyu mullet

The boys of TOMORROW X TOGETHER are responsible for giving us these iconic Weverse exchanges, presented to you here live and in color with no context whatsoever:









NCT
Neo Cockroach Technology (or NCT for short) is a boy group with a shit-ton of members. Yes, you heard me right. As of this writing, there are 23 members of NCT. Their company, SM Entertainment, can add members literally whenever the hell they want. Naturally, this would make new kpop fans shit themselves and cry, but for us older kpop stans who were there for the rise and fall of X1, the entire length of Seungri's trial, the HyunA & DAWN vs Cube Entertainment thing from like 2018, and that period in time where every single kpop stan ever just decided to bully Miss Jennie Human Gucci Blackpink for no reason just sit here like chumps and eat whatever slightly-worse-than-the-last content SM serves to us on a silver platter. I (somewhat) joke, but you get the picture.

The members of NCT are Taeyong aka the Gundam guy, Taeil, Doyoung, Ten, Jaehyun aka the WALKING WITH THE CHEESE THATS THE QUESO guy, Mark aka the OHHH YOU THINK YOU BIG BOI THROWIN THREE STACKS guy, Yuta, Winwin aka the guy who is trapped in SM's basement, Haechan, Renjun aka the guy who got lost in the parking lot, Jeno, Jaemin, Chenle, Jisung, Johnny the pole dancing extraordinaire, Jungwoo, Lucas, Kun, Xiaojun, Hendery, Yangyang, Shotaro aka the other guy who is trapped in SM's basement, Sungchan aka the other other guy who is trapped in SM's basement, and YOU! HAHA JUST KIDDING SUCK ITTTTT!!!!!! SM is planning to add your mom to the group next.

Because there are so many members, NCT promotes in subunits: they are called NCT 127, NCT U (which is generally reserved for collabs between the members/subunits), NCT DREAM and WayV respectively. The boys of NCT drop content for those who love seriously good songs, so bad it's good songs, just plain terrible songs, or even all three, so there's truly something for everyone!!!!!!!

Wanna get into NCT? Cool! It is generally agreed upon by all of NCT's fanbase that you begin with STICKER and then work your way down.

'YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK WITH ME!? I WAS THE FLUTE PLAYER IN STICKER!!!! DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!!! I WAS THE FLUTE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

ENHYPEN
This is a certified ' B i l l y P o c o  M o m e n t ! ENHYPEN, whose name I have been spelling wrong for the longest time, is a quickly rising boy group whose lineup was formed on a reality show called I-LAND. They are often associated with BTS due to ENHYPEN itself being a collaboration between BTS' agency and a major Korean music company called CJ ENM. The members are Heeseung the probably racist one, Jay the swag 4/20 guy, little rich Aussie boy Jake, Sunghoon the swag ice sk8r, Sunoo, Jungwon the leader of the group, and Ni-ki the teenager who looks like he's in his 20s.

Enhypen makes music, obviously, but unfortunately I'm not too well-emersed in them as I am other groups, so I recommend "Drunk-Dazed" the most out of all the songs in their discography because I'm basic and I want you to know I don't stan them. I mean I like their music but I'm more of a TOMORROW X TOGETHER kind of girl so uhhh *does the crank dat dance to MOA Diary (Dubaddu Wari Wari)*

update: i lied..... i do stan enhypen...... jake respond to my dms please we have a future together come on

This is a certified ' B i l l y P o c o  M o m e n t ! '

Red Velvet
Irene, Seulgi, [REDACTED], Joy and Yeri are the members of the iconic group known as Red Velvet. They've been around since 2014 and are known very well in recent memory for going on a year-long hiatus (outside of some subunit stuff I don't wanna write about) and then dropping the song of the summer in the middle of August 2021. ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida ladidadubabadida

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Stray Kids
Stray Kids is a group of eight swaggy men who make swI FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA WRITE HERE CUZ I WAS LISTENING TO THE MUSICAL MASTERPIECE THAT IS "DAWNDIDIDAWN" BY DAWN FT. JESSI AND THEN JESSI'S RAP VERSE STARTED AND I BEGAN LAUGHING SO AHRD. IT'S SO FREAKING FUNNY AND IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. "HEY DAWN WHAT'S GOING ON" ICONIC AS HELL

THIS SECTION IS CANCELLED LOOK AT THIS IMAGE OF FELIX IT'S ALL I HAVE

yas felix beat the crap out of that transparent orb that looks like a giant bubble wrap circle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also I'm not listening to "DAWNDIDIDAWN" anymore I'm listening to "COOL" by Weki Meki which is honestly a way better song in my opinion #based #offensive

if any STAYS are reading this I'm so sorry. I will now write this page as planned and promised... *ahem*

Stray Kids is an eight-member boy group known for makin' mixtapes and droppin' sick beats... I think. I only just now got into them. Whatever. The members are Bang Chan, Lee Know I KNOW YOU KNOW WE KNOW LEE KNOW MINHO, Changbin, Hyunjin and his epic mullet, Han, Felix, Seungmin and I.N. Bang Chan, Changbin and Han are known for being involved with 3RACHA, a songwriting trio. Bang Chan is also known for choosing the members of Stray Kids. Yep.

Okay I'm out of ideas. Do you want another image of Felix?

NEVERMIND YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT. Miraheze isn't showing the image so if I put it on here it'll only show a box with the file name in it.

Other examples of kpop groups but I can't be bothered to give them whole sections

 * AOA: PRESIDENTIAL ALERT! MINA WON'T STOP WEAPONIZING HER MENTAL INSTABILITY ON INSTAGRAAAAAAAAAM!
 * Cherry Bullet: lah lah love so sweet :)
 * GFRIEND: L
 * Kep1er: 🅱️ahiyyih
 * Mamamoo: Every single night before I go to bed I wish upon the brightest star in the sky that they disband forever and stop releasing music because they only have like five good songs and with every song they release they keep getting worse MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
 * MIRAE: Batshit Insane Future Boys From The Future!
 * Weeekly: JIHAN PUT YOUR LOONA LIGHTSTICK ON THE PHONE

ICE CREAM.
In the kpop world, "ice cream" has many meanings.
 * 1) The torturous audio assault that is "Ice Cream" by BLACKPINK ft. Selena Gomez
 * 2) f(x)'s amazing song "Ice Cream"
 * 3) "Ice Cream" by TOMORROW X TOGETHER, which may as well have ascended from the heavens
 * 4) "Ice Cream Cake" by Red Velvet, which is... ummm... well, it's something!
 * 5) "Ice Cream", a b-side by TWICE
 * 6) That one time Felix stole Bang Chan's phone and did a little trolling with it (this is the one we'll be talking about today)

Our story takes place on a social network called JYP Bubble, which JYP Entertainment's artists (TWICE, ITZY, Stray Kids, etc) use to communicate with fans and make posts about anything they want. It's kind of like Twitter, but exclusively for artists under a specific company.

So Mr. Lee Felix of Stray Kids decided to do a little trolling (a tiny amount of tomfoolery) by stealing fellow groupmate Bang Chan's phone. He used the voice memo feature on the JYP Bubble app to talk about ice cream and flex his trolling efforts and then OH FUCK OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK IT'S BANG CHAN and then Bang Chan comes in like FELIX!!!!!! And then Felix makes an unholy noise in response. YOU CAN WATCH THE VIDEO HERE IT NEVER GETS OLD

HE SAID THAT WITH HIS WHOLE CHEST
I don't even listen to P1Harmony but THIS VIDEO IS SO FREAKING FUNNY. PERIODDDDDD HE DID NOT HOLD BACK PERIODDDD!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Mr Intak

UPDATE 9/15/21 OR 15/9/21: MIRAHEZE HATES ME AND THE EMBED DOESN'T WORK SO HERE'S A LINK TO THE VIDEO GO WATCH IT

Fun fact: I watch this video literally every day I'm not even kidding

Kpoptwt and Kpop Struggle Tweets
Watch these videos. They will tell you EVERYTHING.

i am so tired of looking at this page im out of ideas
Not gonna lie this is me when I HIT YOU WITH THAT DDU DU DDU DU de de dede doodoo da da da dada AH YEAH AH YEAAAHHHHHHHH da dada dadadadududududa

This is a very accurate image but you guys wouldn't know that because you aren't kpop stans

Bangtan Shrekyeondan
In 20??, BTS made history when they became the first K-Pop idols to ever meet Shrek. The epic ogre is a huge fan of their music and they set up a private concert just for him. It was broadcasted live on the Disney Channel.



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NANANANANANANANANA ok im done im sick of trying to be funny im gonna go play bandori bye

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