Plants vs. Zombies: Z-Tech War-Tech!/Transcript

The Queue (Garage Only)
Nate Timely (on TV): Okay, before we get into the plan and the good stuff, here's what you need to know.

(cuts to an animation of a bunch of Weeds entering a coaster)

Patrice Blazing: As you get on the coaster, put on the lock belt, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

(cuts to an animation of a Peashooter taking pictures)

Patrice Blazing: Secondly, flash photography is not allowed on the ride. That applies to you Peashooter!

(Peashooter gets shocked, nearly dropping his camera and then puts his camera behind his leaves) (cuts to a Wall-Nut struggling on his seat beside a Sunflower)

Patrice Blazing: Thirdly, if you have any children, please assist them on their seat of the ride.

(cuts to several panning icons)

Patrice Blazing: And lastly, Eating, Drinking and Smoking is prohibited during our trip... seriously.

(cuts back to Nate)

Nate Timely: Thanks Patrice! Now back to our sponsors... which we don't have.

The Ride
(TV turns on each coaster car to reveal Crazy Dave, Nate Timely and Patrice Blazing)

Crazy Dave: Heya!

Patrice: Hello plant recruits! As you may know, you aren't here for just amusement, this is serious business.

Nate: (jumps in) And we mean, really serious business!

Queue (Z-Tech Hangar)
(a mic can be heard and receiver sound play)

Dr. Zomboss: Ahem! Ahem! Is this thing on? Yes? Okay! WELCOME ALL Z-TECH RECRUITS TO MY ONE AND ONLY, (whispering) and amazing, Z-TECH FACTORYYYY!! Just uhhh, ignore our zombie dust happening outside the, uhhhh, courtyard. Hehehe... GOOD LUCK! AND WE SHALL RULE FOR THE BRAINS!!!

(mic turns off)

Queue (Z-Tech "Mess Hall")
(a tv turns on with static and Z-Tech colour bars)

Dr. Zomboss: (appears on screen) Ahhh, yes, you heard me back there! You guys are going to be recruits of for the zombies side! None other than our goal to retrieve delectable brains!!! But first, you've got some rules coming at ya.

(tv static-switches to a bunch of zombies waiting for the Z-Tech Speeder 5000 to arrive at the loading station)

Unknown speaker: This will be a repeated training video for knowing how to enjoy a safe zombie-filled ride on the Z-Tech Speeder.

(the speeder arrives at the station and zombies start to go in the vehicle)

Unknown speaker: As you load inside the speeder in a single file line, make sure to sit down for the entire duration of the ride. Pull down the restraint bar as well, to ensure that you won't fly out at high speeds.

(cuts to a Imp struggling on a seat)

Unknown speaker: Please supervise your children by assisting them on their seat, don't forget to help them with the restraint bar too!

(a Gargantuar lifts an Imp by the head, places him on his seat, lowers down the bar with his finger and rubs the Imp's forehead)

Unknown speaker: Finally, no smoking, drinking and even eating is on the ride. We'll drop you off at the nearest Zomburger outlet after today's training and for smoking, ehhhh, it's most prohibited everywhere.