How to make baby channels good

I think you know what I’m talking about. Cocomelon, Ryan’s World, Pinkfong Etc.

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 * Have dark twists to them like in the video below


 * Aim them towards an older audience
 * have on-screen gore
 * Everyone’s Name Is
 * Mom: Religious Nut
 * Dad: I Want To Subscribe To A National Geographic Magazine
 * Brother: xxxV0r3L0v3rxxx
 * Sister: Gibby From iCarly
 * Dog: FUCKTONS OF STAR DUST
 * Cat: Lethal Dose Of KFC Gravy
 * Baby Shark is more realistic and bloody