How To Make Good Video Games Bad

Sonic 06
Nothing can ever make this masterpiece bad. Ever

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

 * Make Navi talk more and have him automatically talk for you
 * You'll never make it past Kaepora Gaebora (the Annoying Owl) because of the two options titled "Yes".

Super Mario 64

 * Not remaking it for the DS because I like playing as Yoshi and Weegee and Wario.

Mario Kart Wii

 * Only including Mario, Weegee, Yoshi, Peach, like one of the versions.
 * Not having the classic places.
 * Not having the Rainbow Road and Bowser's Castle famous tracks.
 * Including Dora as a cart character.
 * Including Elmo as a car character.

Pokemon

 * No professor welcoming you to Pokemon
 * No Boy player﻿ (ur sexist)
 * Have Magikarp be all of the starter Pokemon
 * No Master Balls

New Super Mario Bro's Wii

 * Not incuding the Propeller Mushroom and Penguin suit. Some of like like flying and hate swimming!

Super Scribblenauts

 * Make Death, nuke, black hole, flood, and nuclear ___________. Make sure all are activated. Run towards all of them at the same time.

Super Mario Galaxy 2

 * Not having Yoshi
 * Not having Yoshi Powerups
 * Not having Luigi ghosts
 * Having Clockwork Ruins a lot harder

Portal

 * Remove the cake promise
 * Make the lighting outside the test chambers darker
 * Remove the humorous and memorable quotes

Any good game
Remove replay value

Mega Man

 * Have all of the weapons be short ranged
 * Remove continues
 * Remove Rush Jet
 * Include a ton of spikes and other instant death traps in every stage

Contra

 * Have no machine gun and spread gun power ups
 * No 30 lives code