How to Make Bad Books Good

The Compound

 * Make the characters more useful (especially with Eli's mom. Other than being beautiful, she's useless), and add more character development.
 * Eli is less of an controlling bitch.
 * Remove a lot of the parts were Eli is rude to his siblings.
 * Less product placement.

The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

 * Give "cat language" a better name. Seriously, "cat language".

Twilight

 * Remove the plot holes.
 * Not making Bella a Mary Sue.
 * Make Edward a teenage boy without vampire features.
 * Not making the vampires sparkle.
 * STOP. 👏 ROMANTICIZING. 👏 ABUSIVE. 👏 RELATIONSHIPS.

Junie B. Jones series

 * Better grammar and spelling. I get that she's a little kid, but I have never met kids who spoke like Junie B.
 * Junie B. is more likable.
 * If this book is wanted to be aimed at five year olds, tone down the usage of "hate," "stupid," and "dumb."
 * Not making Junie B. complain constantly, like all kids of her age.
 * Have it teach good morals.
 * Mrs.' name is revealed. In addition, Junie B. doesn't address her teacher as Mrs.

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

 * Make the title shorter.
 * Have the author actually do research on autism, to make Chris's characterization accurate and not stereotypical.
 * Make the characters way more believable.
 * Chris doesn't threaten people with the knife.
 * Chris's parents aren't abusive.
 * Less cursing.
 * Get rid of the part where Chris bashes religion.
 * Don't have Chris get into too detail about everything, especially the part when he was peeing.

Eleanor and Park

 * First of all, give Park an actual Korean name instead of a surname as a first name.
 * Eleanor isn't an annoying bitch.
 * Park doesn't constantly whine about everything.
 * Get rid of the casual racism and race fetishizing.
 * Get rid of the power imbalance as well as every mention of cannibalism.
 * Remove the Anne Frank line.
 * Way less cursing.
 * Not making it near-pornographic.
 * Beebi and DeNice are renamed and aren't stereotypical black girls.
 * Park's self-hate is treated as a flaw and he starts to accept and embrace his Korean heritage near the end of the story.
 * Park has an actual Korean name, and she doesn't change her name to a westernized one once she moves to America.
 * Add actual references to Korean culture in the book.
 * Kung fu and taekwondo aren't the same thing so stop using them as synonyms for each other.
 * Not making it super unrealistic.
 * Eleanor's siblings also run away from their abusive family.

Rush Revere series

 * It's written by someone besides Rush Limbaugh.
 * Get rid of the "America is the greatest country on Earth" political agenda and just make it purely historical education.
 * Make the art much better.
 * Liberty isn't annoying.
 * Freedom is renamed an isn't a stereotypical Native American.

Marville

 * It's more faithful, accurate, and realistic to actual science studies and religion.
 * Al's parents aren't Ted Turner and Jane Fonda.
 * The humor and jokes are more clever and creative.
 * Remove all celebrities from the story.
 * Miki is reverted to her officer suit instead of still being on the hooker costume after the trial.
 * Also remove the introduction parts where they explain the joke.
 * Instead of Wolverine evolving from an otter, he evolves from the animal that inspires his name.
 * Wipe it from Existance

Nisekoi

 * Don't make it too long.

Dork Diaries Series

 * Make Nikki less of a selfish jerk and have her go through some character development so she can become a nicer person.
 * Don't have the books follow the same plot line (Nikki fighting with Mackenzie, getting mad at her little sister, and obsessing over her crush, Brandon)
 * Don't make the characters cliched stereotypes.
 * Don't have the dialogue overuse certain words or phrases like "OMG", "dork", or "SQUEE!"
 * Make Mackenzie a more likeable antagonist and give her a better reason as to why she hates Nikki so much.
 * Get rid of the reference to the Fortnite Dance Challenge videos (and the illustration of some characters dabbing) from the book Birthday Drama.
 * Have the books portray tween and teenage girls in a more realistic and less stereotypical way, as not all of them are girly girls who only care about having a boyfriend, makeup, stylish clothes, gossiping, not being popular or being ones who start the drama.
 * Nikki, Chloe, and Zoey should be less stereotypically girly characters. Have them play sports, try out for clubs, or do some things alongside the tomboy lines.
 * Heck, why don't we add some tomboy characters every now and then?
 * Have Nikki obsess less over Brandon.
 * Speaking of Brandon, why don't we give more depth to his character? We could have him be a better listener to people, not have him make others feel guilty, and portray him as more than Nikki's crush.
 * Get rid of the girls' unhealthy obsession for makeup, clothes, boys, and missing class.
 * Have the series provide more realistic expectations for kids and teenagers by having the characters be respectful to their parents, realize that school is important, and be themselves.
 * Don't have the series encourage bad morals like bullying, talking back to adults and starting drama.
 * Make the jokes better written and more funny.
 * Have less capital, cliche similes and metaphors thrown about.
 * Have the series set a better message for girls.
 * Have the series follow its "Let your inner dork shine" (meaning you should accept yourself for who you are and not let anyone change you) by portraying its characters in a more positive light.
 * Don't make the characters in the series one-dimensional, flat, stereotypical, and static, and have them go through character development.
 * Make the series seem less of a Diary of a Wimpy Kid rip-off.

Tokyo Mew Mew à la Mode

 * Give more focus on the lives of the other Mew Mews instead of only Mew Berry.
 * Make Berry less of a Mary-Sue.
 * Keep the old personalities that the returning characters had in the original manga. For example, have Ichigo keep her status as a strong heroine instead of regressing her to a whiny, useless damsel in distress.
 * Make the villains a little more interesting.
 * Give the story a better plot.
 * Show less gore on one of the pages.

Battle Bunny

 * Keep the original title "Birthday Bunny".
 * Remove all of the scribblings that cover the pages.