Random City

Random City is the best city ever! It is big.

It is nxt to AWSONESS CITY, WHICH IS ALSO BIG!!!

Random City is naturally the capital of the Random Region.

Resturants

 * Mochlum's Mochas
 * Tornadospeed Bakery
 * Kh Kafe
 * JA22
 * We Top Pizzas With Pizza
 * Fruit Fort Fruit Food
 * Freddy Kruger's Chinese Restaurant
 * McDonald's
 * The Egg-Nog Place
 * Krusty Burger
 * In-N-Out Burger
 * The Krusty Krab
 * Piggy Build Mode restaurant
 * Pokeballuser890's Fun Place (now rebranded as DomNook's Curry Diner)

Stores

 * Hyrule Market
 * Teh Meme Store
 * Random's Mini-Mart
 * The Hat Store
 * Gaming in the System Gaming Store
 * Epic Toy Place
 * Optimus Prime Auto Shop
 * Aperture Science: Random
 * The Random House of Random-ness
 * Random Farmer's Market!
 * Random Computer Store
 * Wal-Mart
 * Random Convenience Store
 * Ghostos Video Game Merchandise Store
 * The Random Shop of Random
 * Toys "Я" Us
 * Fresh Drinks
 * Brothers: The Endless Adventure
 * K-Mart
 * Justice &amp; Brothers
 * Kids "R" Us
 * Babies "R" Us
 * Justice: Just for Girls
 * Random Cereal Shop
 * Polandball Shop
 * Random Aquatics
 * The Anti-ThomasKong Shop
 * Pokeballuser890's Fun Store (now rebranded as DomNook Superstores)
 * Nevada Supermall.
 * The Wumpa Store.
 * Infinite Ikea.
 * Harry's Art Store
 * Random Mart: Buy Your Random!
 * Cultured Jammers Cannery

Services and St00f

 * Random Barber Shop
 * Random Towers
 * Random-ness School
 * DomNook Headquarters
 * Barber Barbarians
 * Denture Time Dentists
 * WWER Hospital
 * Inventin' Place
 * The Face Banks Bank
 * Random-ness Museum
 * The Random Mall
 * Teh Random Airport
 * Random-ness Library
 * Derpy's Mail and Muffins
 * Random City Disco Ball
 * Steve's Pleasure Palace
 * National Weather Service
 * The Random City Dome
 * Random City Convention Center
 * The Big Cash Money
 * Random Region Motor Speedway
 * Six Flags over Random City
 * DiaGoll Stadium
 * Random City Railroad Museum
 * Random Region Railroad
 * MasGaling Mall
 * Heavy's Pootis Palace
 * Dr. Roo's Medical and Healthcare Needs Clinic (closed due to Ripper Roo stirring up trouble with Nitro and TNT.
 * Squidward Community College
 * Random City Pie Bomb Factory
 * Random City Private Prison

Companies

 * Random-ness Incorporated
 * Random-ness Cable
 * Random-ness Portal Plumbing
 * The Random Police Force
 * Random-ness Animation Pictures
 * DomNook Studios
 * MasGaling Studios RC
 * Toon News: For the Amused!

Music
Random City has a diverse and random local music scene. Bands from all over the Random Region and the world play in concerts held at the city's various venues and public parks.

Artists from Random City include:
 * Monty Morgellons and the Pop Culture References (various)
 * The Brilliant Juicy Peanut Butter Band (jam band, jamgrass)
 * Twenty Sheet Maximum (emo rock, slowcore)
 * Beta Cameloparadalis (post-hardcore)
 * Swiss Jelly Payroll (wonky, synthpop)
 * The Beatles 2: The Beatening (beatcore)
 * Blueberry Octopi (ska pop)
 * Grayscale Flamingos (death salsa)

Sports
Random City has many stadiums and fields for a wide variety of sports. Big games are often played at the Random City Dome, DiaGoll Stadium, and the Random City Convention Center. The area covered by these three venues is sometimes called the Sports Triangle.

Sports teams based in Random City include:
 * The Platypuses (various)
 * The Trusty Rhombuses (association football)
 * The Outlaws (baseball)
 * The Lamborghinis (basketball and ballsketbas and bathroomball and TENNIS)
 * The Hairy Doofenshmirtzes (pickleball)
 * The Baseball Players (volleyball)
 * The Ramshackled Shoelaces (swimming)
 * The Certified Public Accountants (mud wrestling)

Government
Random City has a mayor-council government. The mayor of Random City has been Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik since. Elections are randomly held whenever the citizens feel like electing someone, and there are no term limits.

Citizens

 * Agent P rocks2272
 * Alternate Phineas/Religious Hero
 * Bazinga 9000
 * CCs and Cream/Pizzaburger1/Talking Zebra/Gaepora/Alternate Gaepora
 * CompliensCreator00
 * Faves3000
 * Pokeballuser890
 * Fredthefish
 * Gray Pea Shooter
 * Squirrel719
 * J.Severe
 * Kh2cool
 * WageGannon6
 * MegaToon1234
 * Livin' in a fun house
 * Logankart2000
 * Luigirules33
 * Mochlum
 * Numbuh400
 * Omernoy121
 * P&amp;amp;F57212
 * Redsox1099
 * SonicAndKnuckles
 * Thatanimeguy
 * Tornadospeed
 * Ultimatehero
 * NermalTheBunny
 * AwesomeCartoonFan01
 * Jasimorty
 * Rawrlego
 * Bingbang32
 * JBWikia9000
 * AStranger195
 * Ghosto
 * The Powerpuff Girls
 * the Animaniacs (all of them)
 * SpongeBob and all of his friends (even Plankton)
 * Meap
 * Mitch the Mustche
 * Major Monogram
 * Monty Monogram
 * Dat Stalker
 * Screwball
 * ADD UR FAVORITE FAKE CHARACTERS!
 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Yoshi
 * Sonic
 * Kirby
 * Phineas
 * Ferb
 * Lulwutzangrybirdsandbadpiggies
 * Mega Man
 * Dr. Light
 * Roll
 * Protoman
 * Catdog
 * Demencia's wife
 * Elizabeth afton
 * Pinkie pie
 * Fluttershy
 * Apple Jack
 * Starfire
 * Madi Shinx
 * HPfan2019
 * Ivy Fox
 * PizzaPizzaYumYum
 * The AuSome Six
 * Carl Wheezer (deceased)
 * NoobsRulesPls1
 * George Piggy
 * Zizzy
 * Pony
 * Crash Bandicoot
 * Coco Bandicoot
 * Aku Aku
 * Uka Uka
 * Dr. Neo Cortex
 * Dr. Nitrus Brio
 * Dr. N. Gin
 * Dr. Nefarious Trophy
 * Tiny Tiger
 * Ripper Roo
 * Dingodile
 * Iron Checkpoint Crate
 * Pinstripe Potoroo
 * Ghost Wario (Wario A. Pparition)
 * CreativePenguin50
 * InternetProblem
 * JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
 * Tall Autism
 * Unknown Fugitive
 * Tens of thousands of other random people
 * JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
 * Tall Autism
 * Unknown Fugitive
 * Tens of thousands of other random people

Kh2cool

 * Job = Mochlum's agent,Famous actor,tv show writer,
 * Salary = $3000 per week
 * Home = Giant Mansion
 * Wife = I'm gonna have to think about that one
 * Kids = Micheal,Noah,Murphy
 * Schedule
 * 7:00 AM:Wake UP
 * 7:06 AM:Get ready
 * 7:30 Eat Breakfast
 * 8:00 Am:Drive to work
 * 1) Go To Work
 * 2) Go to work
 * 3) go 2 work
 * 4) go to work
 * 7:30 Pm:Come home then stay up all night.
 * 12:59 AM: Go to bed.
 * 1) Do that for 40 years then die.

Mochlum

 * Job = Manager of Mochlum's Mochas, waiter of Kh Kaffe, cashier of Teh Meme Store (summer job), food idea creator of James' Wrightsturaunt (when it needs ideas so not that often).
 * Salary = $300 for Mochlum's Mochas per week and $50 for Kh Kaffe per week.
 * Home = A Suburban Home
 * Wife = Pinkie Pie
 * Kids = Jeremy and Lily
 * Schedule:
 * 7:00 - 8:00 am = Waking Up, Getting Ready, Breakfest, blah blah blah...
 * 8:00 - 11:00 am = Kh Kaffe Waiter Shift
 * 11:00 - 11:30 pm = Lunch
 * 11:30 - 6:00 = Mochlum's Mochas Managing Shift
 * 7:00 - 10:00 = Family Time

AwesomeCartoonFan01
Go to work Go to work Go to work Uhhhhhhh, sleep? Yeah.
 * Jobs = Co-Manager of Mochlum's Mochas, manager of The Random Mall, Owner/Manger of The Random House of Random-ness, a summer job which I can't name at this time, and the fry cook at Kh Kaffe
 * Salary = OVAR 9000 (lol so orginal)
 * Home = AN AWESOME HOUSE THAT IS BETTER THAN YOURS!
 * Fact: help me
 * I go to work/whatever BY FLYING (or taking a portal)
 * Schedule:

Tornadospeed

 * Jobs: Money Manager of Mochlum's Mochas, Owner of Tornadospeed Bakery, and Co-Manager of The Random Mall
 * Salary: Yes
 * Wife: babe please come back I was the almost perfect husband ever for you and you even said that to me one time at the Olive Garden
 * Home: your best friend's house
 * Schedule: I wake up and the first thing I see is the Toontown poster above my bed. Walk over to my computer, flick it on and bam, Toontown desktop background. Same pic as the one on the poster. Then after I click "Remind Me Later" on three different popups I'm good to go for some Toontown.

CCs and Cream

 * Jobs = Manager of Hyrule Market
 * Salary = $∞ a yoktosecond
 * Home = Gigantic Complex Luxurious Suburban Household
 * Wife = Fi
 * Kids = A Goron, a Mogma, and a Kikwi (Don't ask...)
 * Schedule:
 * 7:00 am wakin' up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gonna have my bowl, gotta have cereal. Seeing everything that time is goin'. Tickin' on and off, everybody's rushin'. Gotta get down to the bus stop. Gotta catch my bus. I see my friends! Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?
 * 7:45 we're driving on the highway, cruisin' so fast, want time to fly. Fun, fun. Think about fun. You know what it is. I got this, you got this. My friend is by my right, eh? I got this, you got this. Now you know it. Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?
 * Fact: All toasters toast toast!
 * Favorite place: A place that you'll never know. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 * Another fact: That boy stalks me. 0_o
 * One more fact: Laughter is the best medicine so... *pushes someone to the floor* BWAHAHA!!!- You fell down.
 * One more other fact: Ehh...

S&amp;K

 * Jobs = Founder of Random Library
 * Salary = $1090923109324092340983854895489548954895898756879568795678789856585674
 * Home = Dunno its in Pallet Town instead of Random City
 * Wife = May
 * Kids = Ash,Jeremie,Jake,Luke,Tucker,Candice,Lucas,A pikachu,A charmander,A bulbasaur and a Squirtle
 * Schedule:
 * 9:02- Work at Random Library
 * 12:30- Play Pokemon White Version
 * 2:00- Play Pokemon Platinum Version
 * 3:30- Play Pokemon Gold Version
 * 4:25- Play Pokemon Blue Version
 * 4:59- Play more video games
 * 5:10- Go to bed

CC00

 * Jobs - Waitress and owner of Jasmine' Wrightsturaunt
 * Salary - $OVAH 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Home - Accumula Town Danville Chicken ****************Soup Avenue
 * Wife - Dunno..................... yet...................... DU DU DU!
 * Kids - Albert Wright, and Er uh.......................... Iym Wright? And Crazy Dave.

WrightEveryTime
Job: Store manager at the The Random Mall, Author, Founder of Wright's Right

Salary: 1,000,000 dollars a year

Home: 2nd class Mansion

Wife: N/A

Kids: Chris (adopted)

Schedule:

1. 6:45 AM-Wake up

2. 6:48 AM-Breakfast

3. 7:00-Get dressed

4. 7:05- Play Call of Duty

5. 7:30-Go to work

5. 4:00 PM: Get home

6. 4:30- Watch TV

7. 5:00-Work on computer

8. 5:15- Work on stories

9. 5:30- Dinner

10. 5:45- TV

11. 6:00 Shower/Tub

12. 6:30 Call of Duty

13. 7:15- Read

14. 7:45- Stories

15. 8:15- Get in bed

16. 8:16: Read/iPod/Stories (VARIES)

17. 8:30: Go to sleep

Logankart2000
Job: Owner of The Logankart2000 Channel and Teh Logan Store, Cashier

Salary: $20 a half-hour :3

Home: 3 Story House (I hate fancy fancy stuff like Mansions :P) with indoor pool.

Wife: N/A

Kids: Webster, Nancy

Schedule

 * 7:15 AM Wake Up
 * 8:40 AM- 2:17 PM Go to Work
 * 2:58 PM- 4:00 PM Hang out with friends
 * 4:15 PM- 5:15 PM Work Out
 * 5:30 PM- 10:59 PM Hang around the house
 * 11:00 PM Go to Sleep

Color colded scedule (now in black and white)

 * 6:00 AM Do stuff for James' Wrightsturaunt
 * 10:00 APM Go to P&amp;F's glasses store to work
 * 1) PIKKA I've duisguised the time as a pikachu.
 * 2:00 PM Eat at My Resturaunt
 * 1) I'll add more.

Livin' in a fun house's turn
Job: none&lt;br /&gt;{C salary: $99999999999999999999999999999999 a zeptosecond&lt;br /&gt;{C house: the tower from the doof side of the moon&lt;br /&gt;{C wife: none&lt;br /&gt;{C kids: none&lt;br /&gt;{C schedule:
 * 1) whatever-whatever wake up
 * 2) whatever-whatever breakfast
 * 3) whatever-whatever work
 * 4) whatever-whatever lunch
 * 5) whatever-whatever go home
 * 6) whatever-whatever dinner
 * 7) whatever-whatever get ready
 * 8) whatever-whatever go to bed

Redsox1099's Life
Job: Cashier at Teh Meme Shop (except summer). Waiter and Mascot at the Kh Kaffe.

Salary: INFINATE!!!!! :D

House: &lt;s&gt;Oscar's Trashcan&lt;/s&gt; Doofenshmirtz's Old House in the Suburbs!

Wife: SINGLE AND LOVIN' IT!!!! :D

Kids: None. Why? Read above.

Schedule:
 * 6:30 AM:Wake up the morning feeling like P Diddy.
 * 8:30:Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, gonna hit the city!
 * 8:31:Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Coke, cuz when I leave for the night, I ain't comming back!
 * 8:50:WORK.
 * 12:00 PM: Eat!
 * 12:30:STILL WORK.
 * 3:00:Go home, and play video games!
 * 6:00:Eat again!
 * 7:00:Don't stop! Make it pop! DJ, blow my speakers up, tonight, I'mma fight 'till we see the sunlight! Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no, oh oh uh oh! Oh, oh uh oh!

NermalTheBunny

 * Job: Kid
 * Salary: Many
 * Home: My House
 * Wife: N/A
 * Kids: Me!

Schedule

 * 7:00: Wake up
 * 7:30: Have breakfast
 * 8:00: Play
 * 8:30: Go to school
 * 2:25: School is over and I go home
 * 3:00: Go on computer
 * 5:30: Dinner
 * 6:00: Go on computer more
 * 9:00: Go to bed

Agent P rocks2272

 * Job: Baseball player; part time job at Random-ness library
 * Salary: 1,000,000 dollars. :P BEAT TAT SUCKA!
 * Home: A nice, roomy, humble apartment.
 * Significant Other: N/A
 * Kids: NUNE I HAZ NUNE
 * Fact: SMELLY POTATOES
 * Fact too: Hyrule Fryed Chicken!
 * Fact tres:Belly Dancing.

Schedule
6:00 Get up and check e-mail and things

6:30 Take shower

7:00 Get dressed

8:00 Eat breakfast

9:00 Go to work

2:00 Come home

2:30 Sleep

3:00 Go on random-ness wiki and P+F wiki and fanon

5:00 Go on MapleStory

6:00 Dinner

6:30 Go on wiki even MOAR

7:30 Go on MapleStory MOAR

8:00 Read

9:00 Play board games

9:30 Go on wiki MOAR

&lt;strike&gt;9:45 Go make chiken&lt;/strike&gt;

10:00 Go to bed

JBWikia9000's Life
Job: Cashier at The Random Shop Of Random (except summer). Mascot at the Random City Dome.

Salary: INFINATE!!!!! :D

House: &lt;s&gt;Oscar's Trashcan&lt;/s&gt; A Rainbow House. (lolz) =D

Wife: I HAVE ONE AND LOVIN' IT!!!! :D

Kids: None. Why? Read above.

Schedule:
 * 6:30 AM:Wake up the morning feeling like P Diddy.
 * 8:30:Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, gonna hit the city! Wait... I don't have any.
 * 8:31:Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Coke, cuz when I leave for the night, I ain't comming back!
 * 8:50:WORK.
 * 12:00 PM: Eat!
 * 12:30:STILL WORK.
 * 3:00:Go home, and play video games!
 * 6:00:Eat again!
 * 7:00:Don't stop! Make it pop! DJ, blow my speakers up, tonight, I'mma fight 'till we see the sunlight! Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no, oh oh uh oh! Oh, oh uh oh!

Ghosto

 * Job:Ghostos Video Game Merchandise Store


 * Kids:Nobody


 * Wife:Nobody


 * Schedule


 * 7:00:Wake Up


 * 7:30: Do Stuff


 * 8:30:Go to Work


 * 2:00: Go home


 * 2:30:Play Minecraft


 * 3:00: Make games on Sploder


 * 3:30:Go on Randomness Wiki


 * 5:30: Eat Dinner


 * 7:00:Play Video Games


 * 11:00:Go to bed


 * Salary:$999999999999999999999999999999999 a millesecond


 * Home:Mansion because i am so rich


 * Home rooms:


 * 5 bathrooms


 * 1 kitchen


 * 8 floors


 * 1 basement


 * 9 bedrooms


 * 1 indoor waterpark


 * 1 outdoor waterpark


 * 9 secret rooms


 * 20 hallways


 * 1 room full of everything I like


 * 1 living room


 * Pets:


 * 2 cats


 * 4 yoshis


 * a dog


 * 7 birds


 * a aquarium full of fish


 * 2 snakes


 * 3 turtles


 * 2 lizards

AStranger195

 * Job: video game developer, CEO of MasGaling Studios
 * Income: ₱100,000,000,000+ monthly
 * Home: giant mansion
 * Wife: none
 * Kids: none
 * Schedule
 * 4:00 AM: Wake up
 * 4:01 AM: Take a shower
 * 4:10 AM: Eat breakfast
 * 4:40 AM: Play video games
 * 6:00 AM: Drive to work
 * 7:00 AM: Work
 * 6:00 PM: Drive home
 * 7:00 PM: Play video games
 * 10:00 PM: Sleep.

Squirrel719

 * Main Job - Polandball Store Owner (11:00-6:00) Mondays, Wednesdays and Sundays (Thursdays September to April)
 * Part Time Job - Random Aquatics (10:00-3:00) Fridays and Saturdays (April to September)
 * Income - April to September - ₱80,000
 * Income - September to April - ₱75,000

PixelMiette
She moved to Amorgos and therefore isn't here anymore ^___^

Timebomb192potato
They got evicted lol

Moon Snail

 * Job: Freeloader
 * Salary: None
 * Home: The local dumpster
 * Husband: Lol, nobody's that desperate
 * Children: &lt;del&gt;There's this cockroach nearby. He's a pretty nice creature, so I'll consider him my son.&lt;/del&gt; UPDATE: The cockroach just left months ago and now refuses to associate with me.
 * Pets: None. He used to have a bird called Sluggy, but he left because not even he could put up with his bs.

Schedule

 * 8:00 AM: Wake up
 * 8:30 AM to 1:00 PM: Be gay
 * 1:00 PM to 7:00 PM: Do crimes
 * 7:00 PM to 1:00 AM: Play Puyo Puyo
 * 1:00 AM to 8:00 AM: Slepp

ZeedMillenniummon89

 * Job: Freeloader
 * Salary: None
 * Home: The apartment
 * Wife: None
 * Children: None

Schedule

 * 7:00 AM: Wake up
 * 7:01 AM: Waste my life shitposting on RNW, Google+, Reddit, YouTube, and Discord
 * 11:00 PM: Sleep

Ivy Fox

 * Job: Voice actress
 * Salary: $100 a day
 * Home: The apartment
 * Husband: Manic the Hedgehog
 * Children: Matilda, Reuben, Laura, Oliver, Elanor and Garrett

Schedule

 * 6:00 am: Wake up
 * 7:00 am: Get the kids ready for school
 * 8:00 am: Get to work
 * 4:00 pm: Get back from work
 * 6:00 pm: Make dinner
 * 7:00 pm: Put the kids to bed
 * 8:00 pm: Watch anime or play video games
 * 10:00 pm: Go to bed

Mozart999

 * Job: King of the Chatot
 * Salary: $42,069 a year
 * Home: The AuSome Six headquarters
 * Children: A whole aviary of birds
 * Pets: See above

Schedule

 * 7:00 AM - Wake up
 * 7:01 AM -10:59 PM - Never shutting up about The AuSome Six
 * 11:00 PM - Go to bed

HPfan2019

 * Job: Astronaut
 * Salary: $23,000,000 A Year
 * Home: Polandball Base
 * Children: Polandball, Lebanonball, USAball, Russiaball, Germanyball, Serbiaball, Brazilball

Schedule

 * 8:00 AM - Wake Up
 * 10:00 AM - Moon
 * 1:00 PM - Mars
 * 5:00 PM - Phobos
 * 7:00 PM - Deimos
 * 9:00 PM - Earth
 * 11:00 PM - Sleep


 * Job: Profile picture gatherer
 * Salary: $1000 a day
 * Home: Underground base
 * Children: George Piggy (adopted)

InternetProblem

 * Job: Video game developer, TV host
 * Salary: $69 a hour
 * Home: A lovely house with 2 floors
 * Wife: N/A
 * Kids: You will never see me with kids
 * Pets: 1 Cat

Schedule

 * 7:10AM: Wake Up
 * 7:20AM: Play Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Have breakfast
 * 8:00AM: Go on Random-ness Wiki &amp; Discord
 * 9:00AM: Go to Work
 * 11:30AM: Wish I was on Discord
 * 1:00PM: Go back home for lunch
 * 1:45PM: Go back to work
 * 5:00PM: Go home
 * 6:30PM: Play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
 * 7:00PM: Have dinner
 * 7:20PM: Play Pokemon
 * 9:00PM: Go back to playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons
 * 10:10PM: Play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
 * 11:35PM: Go back on Discord
 * 12:05AM: Sleep

Gummy Cow!
TBA

TheYouInYouTube

 * Job: Professional FANDOM editor
 * Salary: $100,000/year
 * Home: I live in a cool house
 * Kids: n/a
 * Pets: 2 Dogs

Schedule

 * 9:00am: Wake Up
 * 9-9:30am: Eat
 * 9:30-~noon: Stare at my phone and my computer, doing a number of things, such as watching YouTube, learning to code, Duolingo, and editing FANDOM.
 * ~noon: Eat
 * ~noon-5:30pm: Same as 9:30 to noon
 * 5:30-6:00pm: Eat
 * 6:00-11:59pm: Same as noon to 5:30
 * 12:00am: Go to sleep

DONT YOU THINK ABOUT IT....
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Epic Things About It

 * It's big.
 * It's awesome.
 * It's fun

Reason's for founding it
FREE RANDOM-NESS. AND THE PURISUIT OF RANDOM.