The Stupidest (and Best) Fairy Tale Ever

Once upon a time, there was a brave knight, who sailed across a giant sea, rowed across a great lake and waded across a big river, to battle a huge dragon. "Sploosh, splash, splish!" The knight stomped through the water, then the fierce dragon came out of his cave and he stomped into the river too. "Splish, splash, sploosh!" But then the knight had a problem. He called out, "All this water has reminded me that I need to go to the bathroom!"

After the knight found the bathroom, he felt much better, and he said, "That will never happen again, because now I know, don't wait to go."