Nick Junior Show Reviews (which will probably be 99% you saying you hate these shows.)

Logankart2000
Dora the Explorer: Second worst show evar. 0/10

Go, Diego, Go: Diego isn't as bad as Dora, but still bad. 2/10

Ni-hao, Kai-lan: Stupid. 1/10

The Backyardigans: I like it a little. 3/10

Dino Dan: Haven't really watched it. ?/10

Olivia: I kinda like it. I dunno why everyone hates it. 5/10

Blues Clues: Really good. Don't call me a baby nao. 7/10

Wow Wow Wubbzy: Best show on Nick Jr evar. 11/10

Team Umizoomi: DIE YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP! -10/10

Maggie and the Ferocious Beast: Meh. Liked it when I was little, but not so much now. 4/10

The Fresh Beat Band: Sucky ripoff of even suckier teen shows. 0/10

The Wonder Pets: Worst show I've ever seen. -10000/10

Pokeballuser890
Time for the Review Show with... POKEBALL!

Today's topic is Nick Junior.

So I guess The Fresh Beat Band is probably the worst evil criminal mastermind in my life. Just look at the characters! They suck so much I could vomit at them. Even the reboot is a failure. I will never watch the show nor the reboot. It has to be for teens!!!!!! -10000000000000/10

Next, if you like mermaids you probably know Bubble Guppies. I like how they done the animation, and the songs are good! Definitely deserves something great. 9.9/10

Dora? Yeah, Dora is a smash hit but to me it's okay. 6/10

NO DIEGO NO!!!!! Diego's show is worser than Dora. -100/10

I can't fit any more execpt this Paw Patrol. The show is such a good influence because I really like dogs. 10/10.

And for all other shows, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!

Ghosto
Dora:Terrible

Diego:Better than Dora,but still bad.

Ni Hao Kai Lan:Bad

The Backyardagans:Also Bad

Dino Dan:I like it! It is the only show I like on Nick Jr.

Olivia:THE WORST SHOW ON THE CHANNELS PBS KIDS,THIS,AND DISNEY JUNIOR.

Blues Clues:About as bad as Olivia.

Wow Wow Wubbzy:As bad as Dora

Team Umizoomi:As bad as Diego

ADD MORE REVIEWS IF YOU DIDNT ADD ANY YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know who

 * Rubbadubbers: 420/69
 * LazyTown: number one
 * Blue's Clues, Paddington, Bubble Guppies, Team Umizoomi, Blaze, and Santiago of the Seas are also worth watching ecksdee.
 * On a side note, fuck Nickelodeon for moving Paddington and Bubble Guppies reruns to the Nick Jr. channel. Also fuck Nickelodeon for taking Team Umizoomi off the main channel to show your favoritism of Blaze (though I like both shows.) It happened back in March and I'm still pissed about it.
 * Paul Patrol: is a literal not educational toy commercial 0/10. Also Chickaletta is a fucking awful name.
 * Ryan's Mystery Playdate: sucks ass
 * Baby Shark's Big Show: If I hear that stupid-ass song one more time I swear to God I will make that little shark and his family into shark fin soup.
 * Peppa Pig: is shite, also not educational

NermalTheBunny's Review

 * Dora the Explorer: FAIL!
 * Go! Diego! Go!: Same above
 * NiHao KaiLan: I hate it.
 * The Backyardagans: Sucks
 * Dino Dan: Awesome
 * Olivia: Stupid
 * Blue's Clues: Also Stupid
 * Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!: Boring
 * Team Umizoomi: Also Boring
 * Bubble Guppies: ?

Kh2cool
i'm no baby.

HomestarSB9

 * Dora: I hate it, like everyone else! 0/10.
 * Diego: Just as bad as Dora. 0/10.
 * Kailan: Unwatchable. 0/10.
 * Backyardagains: Just as bad as all of these. 0/10.
 * Dino Dan: Makes Jurrasic Park look like a disgrace. 0/10.
 * Olivia: Uncreative. 0/10
 * Blue's Clues: It sucks. 0/10.
 * Wubbzy: Looks like crap. 0/10.
 * Freshbeat Band: More like Deadbeats. 0/10.
 * Team Umi: Sucks also. 0/10.
 * Bubble Guppies: Da heck? 0/10.
 * Mike: Sucks hard. 0/10.
 * Max and Ruby: Crap. 0/10.

CompliensCreator00

 * Dora: Prefered the old ones. 1/10
 * Diego: Sux Harrd 0/10
 * Dat Chinese Show: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. 0/10
 * Backyardagains: YOU DARE REMOVE BOB THE BUILDER FROM NICK JR. IN MY YOUNG CHILDHOOD? YOU MUST DIE! (shoots Electricity) -5/10
 * Dino Dan: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ! MAKES PALEONTOLOGY LOOKS STOOPID!
 * Olivia: You made one of the best childhood book series look bad! YOU MUST DAI! (shoots electricity) 0/10
 * Blues Clues: DEPENDS.... Steve: Good for young children! Fun and creative! Jeff: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ!
 * WAO WAO WUBZI: Mispelling makes it look better. 1/10
 * Fresh Beet Band: I think those beets have rotted. 0/10
 * Team Umizo- (Dies from saying name): You DARE raise kids on this crap? DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE! (I feel they hire people to say they like raising kids on that show to get a lot of money from Nick Jr.) -100000000000000000000000000/10
 * Bubble Gu- (Flesh rots away from saying name): YOU KILLED ME WHEN I DIED! And the songs get in your head and you can't get them out even if you desprately try. I SWEAR IF THEY HAVE AN EPISODE WHERE THEY GO TO ENGLAND THEY'LL MEET MY FRIEND &lt;strike&gt;MY FIST&lt;/strike&gt; MY SCIENCE BLASTER! (I'm weak) -1000000000000000000000/10
 * That show with Dragons: NO! CGI makes all the terrible kid shows, am I right? -100000000000/10
 * MACK'S RUBY: PASTA Uses his ruby to summon Mack from cars to run over Max and Ruby!

Redsox1099

 * Everything- Everything sucks. GRADE: Z-

AwesomeCartoonFan01
What Red and CAWMP said.

Jawa Man
i like most of these shows B

J. Severe

 * Dora the Explorer: Good show, one of the best on the channel. A.*
 * Wow, Wow, Wubbzy!: I actually enjoyed this... Yeah, yeah, I know... A-
 * Go, Diego, Go!: Not as good as its sister show, Dora, but was OK back before it ended. B+
 * Ni hao, Kai Lan: Fine too. B+
 * Blue's Clues: Kinda weird... but there's nothing really wrong with it. B
 * The Backyardigans: It's okay. C+
 * Team Umizoomi: See above. C+
 * Bubble Guppies: Uninteresting. C
 * The Fresh Beat Band: So it's a rip-off of today's teen pop bands and stuff... but intended for preschoolers. Right. C
 * Olivia: Bleh use of CGI. C
 * The Wonder Pets: Is this still on? Anyway, see below. C-
 * Max &amp; Ruby: My younger brother loves this show so much. It's painful. C-
 * Mike the Knight: dafuq iz so uglies F
 * Dino Dan: Never saw it. N/A

Mochlum
They all suck

Jondanger23
Every thing besides dora -10/10

Dora -100/10

Ooooo766666
Everything besides Lalaloopsy: Awsum. 100/100%

Lalaloopsy: Failed, This ruined Lalaloopsy!!! -10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/100%

PizzaPizzaYumYum

 * Butterbean's Cafe: TRASH
 * Every other show: No/Meh
 * Team Umizoomi and Bubble Guppies: Decent (the only 2 on the channel I like)

Moon Snail
I'm not the target audience ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Halogen
i like dirt :)

Daniel
I hate these shows

GGF871 (aka GunKillsAreBoring)
i like light