Diamonds

Diamonds are thingies. You can collect them by running around Disney World or Disneyland on all fours really fast and plucking them out of the environs with your teeth. They are oh so sparkly shiny so they're easy to spot. Diamonds can also be found in some big fluffy cumulus clouds. You can reach those by grabbing any ledge or similar protrusion and using your profoundly toned forearms to propel yourself upwards. Diamonds can be orange or yellow or purple or red or white. Diamonds are very tasty and you can take big ol' bites out of them whenever you want. Some people have teeth made of diamonds. Modern diamonds were formed from the remains of ancient Khmer banana bread deposits that got buried by Vesuvius. Diamonds are graded on a scale of based to cringe. Based diamonds are acidic and cringe diamonds are basic. Industrial applications of diamonds include use as a fertilizer to grow byootiful flowers :). I'm very scared right now. The world's most famous diamond is currently owned by Mr Bean. Diamonds can grow to be as large as three minutes long. Some people make fake diamonds out of fingernail juice. Those people are going to hell.