Dr Rabbit Is Evil! (Transcript cause i'm bored)

thumb Dr Rabbit: HELLO THERE!! I am Dr Rabbit, the world's evil rabbit dentist! I am about to KILL everyone all around the world.

Mayor Cravindish: This is illegal, you know.

Dr Rabbit: drawn with big eyes and angry eyebrows

(CENSORED)

Mayor Cravindish: This is illegal-

BANG BANG BANG BANG

Dr Rabbit: Muhahahahahaha! (flies away)

(LATER STILL)

Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi?

Luigi: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

Mario: Luigi, look!

(CENSORED)

Dr Rabbit: Hello there! I am Dr Rabbit! YOU MUST DIE!!

Mario: Uh oh!

BANG BANG BANG BANG

Luigi: Lotsa spaghetti-

BANG BANG BANG BANG

Dr Rabbit: Muhahahahahaha!

(LATER STILL)

Gwonam: Your majesty, Dr Rabbit seized the Mushroom Kingdom!

King: Hmmm...how can we help?

Gwonam: It is written, only bombs can defeat Dr Rabbit.

Link: There is no bombs.

Gwonam: Shit!

(LATER STILL but faster)

Morshu: Lamp oil, rope, bombs! You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough MMMM rubees.

Link: Great, I'll grab my bombs!

Morshu: It's yours, my friend.

(LATER STILL same speed as before)

Link: Dr Rabbit, you're going to die!

Dr Rabbit: No, you will die!

Bomb

Dr Rabbit: Oh no!

(KABOOM)

Link: I won!

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YOU'RE STILL HERE!

Morshu: Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm  mmm mmm mmm 

(KABOOM)

Ganon: DIE.

[[Category:To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.]]