How to Make Good TV Video Movies Badder Than Worse Bad

Unknown a slum the dangerous parts of the US  Bikini Atoll  Tiananmen Square  Kim Jong-un's brain  the crawlspace in my uncle's house  my toilet (you should manage it)  your fingernails (they are dirty go fix that you mongrel) a pigpen some dangerous place in the real world
 * It is made by Video Brinquedo in 4 BC and aired on DuMont Television Network.
 * The animation is a mixture of Ratatoing, Clutch Cargo, Family Guy, Super Mario World, Pokemon Sun and Moon 2: Lillie Goes to Walmart, Rubbadubbers, my left big toe, random bad cartoon title #8, Sowff Parcke, and Aaaaaaameeeeeriiiiiiicaaaaaaan Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
 * It is rated TV-MA-DLSV.
 * Everyone is voiced by either Donald Trump, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, the Grimace, the Hamburgaler, Squidward Jones (using his Ernie the Giant Chicken voice), the Burger King, Brian Griffin the dog from Family Guy, Bill from Manitoba, Alex Jones, Fat Rick, Elmer Fudd, Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, Dawn, Tonald Drump, Penis Man, LeBron James, Mark Brandon Read, Susan Wojcicki, [random obscure Canadian voice actor who actually isn't all that bad you guys are just mean], Queen Elizabeth II, SpongeBob Tentacles, John Madden Football, Shinzo Abe, Freddy Fazbear (using his Freddy Fazbear voice), the McDonald's employee who got my order wrong 4 years ago, Inspector Gadget, Baby Tubb (using his Baby Tubb voice), Ricky the hobo from down the street, some guy, another guy, Rick Assleet, the ice cream machine from McDonald's, Kenny the guy who gets killed, Dylan Dalmatian Street, Bandit Bluey, JeLron Bames, Grian Briffin, this guy, that guy, another guy, one more guy, some guy, yet another guy, this other guy, some different guy, Wusan Sojcicki, Aick Rstley, Captain Man, Kid Danger, Little Dicky Magic, John F. Kennedy's superpowered ghost, Oogtar, Toyota Moe's right index finger, BongeSob BuarePants Karen, Sheldon J. Plankton (using his Filburt voice), Fallbot, Rivers Cuomo, Voldemort Potter, Heeler Bluey, Kennyh Cartman, Karen, Stan, Florida Man, Ass Ricky, Warl Cheezer, [other random obscure Canadian voice actor who actually isn't all that bad you guys are just mean], Toe Fungus Jones, Lucky the Leprechaun, Mel Gibson, the pores in your skin, you, me, everyone, no one, everybody, nobody, Apple, Microsoft, Samsung, Nokia, Google, Amazon, eBay, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Pinterest, Reddit, Vine, Twitch, Guido Quaroni or [random celebrity who was in like one or two genuinely bad cartoons].
 * The theme song is by Justin Beaver  BTS (Big Time Shrush)  your mother (I had sex with her last night)  Cardi B (whose real name is Cardigan Backyardigan, fun fact)  Hal Stewart the Penis Music Boy  One Direction  Nicki Minaj  Fred Durst  Limp Bizkit  the wheelchair kid from Degrassi  your dad (I did not have sex with him last night)  [some random artist I don't like]
 * BONUS: It is played on [some obscure instrument]
 * DOUBLE BONUS: Image is blurred to protect you from unwanted content. Tap to reveal.
 * The show takes place in my bathroom  McDonald's  Yemen  Syria  North Korea  Mogadishu  the province of Nova Scotia  the Arctic Ocean  Fucking, Austria  the US-Mexican border  our house (in the middle of the street)  Snake Island  Okmyakon  Lake Natron  Death Valley  Danakil Desert  North Sentinel Island  Pyongyang
 * Why?
 * OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT DENSE STATE THEN NEARLY FOURTEEN BILLION YEARS AGO EXPANSION STARTED WAIT THE EARTH BEGAN TO COOL THE AUTOTROPHS BEGAN TO DROOL NEANDERTHALS DEVELOPED TOOLS WE BUILT A WALL WE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS MATH SCIENCE HISTORY UNRAVELING THE MYSTERIES THAT ALL STARTED WITH A BIG BANG (BANG!)
 * me explaining how
 *  Mario  and  Luigi 
 * It is aimed at babies because every show that is aimed at children who haven't even started the second grade yet is automatically bad with one exception they are all bad OK?
 * All the characters are turned into babies.
 * Add shoe-horned educational value.
 * The graphics are at -144p.
 * The show is recorded with a carrot by my drunk grandpa who holds it with his BUTT
 * [character I don't like] is the main protagonist.
 * [character I don't like] gets more screentime than everybody else.
 * Give it a crossover with [show I don't like]
 * Oil floats on water
 * 1) Wait for it to rain
 * 2) Cover yourself in oil
 * 3) Fly
 * There is toilet humor in every episode.
 * One character dies in every episode.
 * Two characters die in every episode.
 * -100 characters die in every episode.
 * 69420 characters die in each episode.
 * 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 characters die in every episode.
 * ∞ characters die in every episode.
 * Have there be product placement for [extremely specific product] and the characters sing about it.
 * [unrelated character I don't like from unrelated cartoon] makes cameo appearances.
 * yo remember that time ben shapiro posted a loud house gif on his twitter account like wtf was that about
 * There is toilet humor in every episode.
 * [character name] is a baby who needs constant care. They poop their diaper in every episode and the poop that comes out is extremely graphic. Then [other character] will scream "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!"
 * Remove the [thing] and replace it with [something bad according to the author].
 * God you guys just love replacing things don't you
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * Add [unrelated character from unrelated show] to the show.
 * It gets cancelled after one season.
 * It gets cancelled after one episode.
 * It gets cancelled after one hour.
 * It gets cancelled after one minute.
 * It gets cancelled after one second.
 * It gets cancelled.
 * It gets cancelled before it exists.
 * It gets cancelled before cancelling exists.
 * It gets cancelled at the beginning of time.
 * It gets cancelled before the beginning of time.
 * [character name]'s catchphrase is "[insert something edgy, offensive or otherwise out-of-character here]"
 * Every minute or so, there is a Johnny Test whip crack.
 * Want a break from the ads? Watch this short video to receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.
 * Make all the characters racist.Make all the characters racist.Make all the characters racist.Make all the characters racist.Make all the characters racist.Make all the characters racist.
 * Replace [scene I like] with footage of Rodrick Heffley saying "I'm sorry women" over and over NO WAIT THAT WOULD BE GOOD
 * no that would be bad
 * some other third thing
 * OLLIE ALLEN IS HIS NAME JUST AN ORDINARY KID NEVER THOUGHT HE'D BE THE CHOSEN ONE BUT NOW HE IS
 * Have a controversial religion dedicated to everyone talking about episode.
 * Put in morals such as "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Drugs are things to rely on if you're sad", "Everything can be the way you want it", "The complainer is always wrong", "The complainer is always wrong", "Screw Jesus and praise Jesus", "The complainer is always wrong", "The best way to punish people is to force-feed them glass", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects in your hands", "Screw the Beatles and praise the Beatles", "It's never okay to ask for help", "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams", "Screw the Beatles and praise Jesus", "This page is a cry for help", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles" and " In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird. "
 * tolet humolre
 * toi w huemoe
 * Tired of Video Games that teach nothing? We are too!
 * toielrnut humorne
 * ptoolrmt jim,rp
 * tpo;emt jim,rp
 * tpoilet himpro
 * FUCK IT. VANILLA EXTRACT ON THE WALL
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 * Vanilla-extract-on-the-wall-bottom-text-oof-63261306.png
 * Get real.gif
 * All of the characters swear and say racist slurs and racist slurs and swear words and racisms and swears.
 * WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU BITCH THERE ARE CHILDREN READING THIS PAGE
 * Hey Macklemore Can We Go Thrift Shopping
 * Too much toilet humor
 * The show is aimed towards adults
 * The show is aimed towards old people who still drink moonshine
 * The show is aimed towards green goo people
 * The show is aimed towards sentient toenails
 * The show is aimed towards for people with receeding hairlines
 * Every -5 hours, there is an animation error.
 * Hey Guys I'm Disco Tony
 * Include pop culture references.
 * Include soda culture references.
 * Include soft drink culture references.
 * Include drink culture references.
 * Have the characters ask the audience questions.
 * Have the audience ask the characters questio-- WAIT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE *MY HEAD EXPLODES*
 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQrE9sDNDio
 * Make it edgy and offensive.
 * Remember, Oogtar spelled backwards is Ratgoo!
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 * Make the show Canananananananananadian.
 * Canada
 * Aboot hahahaha funny
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?!? Duurrhhlll... Based, based, cringe, cringe, based, based, cringe, cringe, cringe, based, cringe... I feel like I'm in a FUCKING asylum full of dementia-ridden old people that can do nothing but repeat the same FUCKING words on loop like a fucking broken record!!! Cringe cringe cringe cringe!!! Cringe, based, based! Onions? Onions, SNOYY!! Onions L O L onions! Cringe, BOOMER?? Le zoomer, I am BOOMER!!! No zoom zoom zoomies!! Zoomer going zoomies!! YnnnggGGHHAAHH I..FUCKING hate the internet so god DAMN much... FUCK! Shitposting, honest to...god...fucking hope your mother CHOKES on her own feces in hell you...COCK SUCKER. But oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I know my post is CRINGE!! ISN'T IT??? Cringe, cringe, CRINGEY cringe, based, cringe, based, REDDIT?? CRINGE!! BASED? CRINGE!! ZOOM?? CRINGE!! ONIONS?? REDDIT, BASED....BASED!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Mr. Krabs going on a murderfest
 * Yes, sir.
 * Ow! Who put that there?
 * when the seventh horn of the apocalypse sounds will you and your family be saved by His eternal grace or will you perish like a dog in wake of the seven plagues that follow.
 * Everyone is either from America or not american.
 * Dubai is not the capital of the UAE.
 * Yes, sir.
 * You already know this is based on a true story.
 * Every 20 seconds, someone burps, farts, swears, moans, eats something, poops or pees.
 * Angus made a stinky.
 * cue everyone running out of Middlemost Toast because of this
 * The whole show gets a crossover with every single movie/TV show/commercial/video game that exists.
 * Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and- come on, who's with me, eh?
 * Nobody.
 * You greedy dirtbag!
 * Let it grow, let it grow, let the love inside you show!
 * Oh biscuits-.
 * Bandit Heeler.
 * It is animated on an animation software.
 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
 * ASTRA'S NOTE: This page is so freaking funny I'm glad I made it
 * The camera constantly shakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * The Boyz (Korean: 더보이즈; formerly known as Cre.kerz) is a South Korean boy group formed by Cre.ker Entertainment. The group currently consists of 11 members: Sangyeon, Jacob, Younghoon, Hyunjae, Juyeon, Kevin, New, Q, Ju Haknyeon, Sunwoo and Eric. The group debuted on December 6, 2017. Originally a 12-piece group, former member Hwall officially left the group in October 2019 due to health reasons.
 * Mr. Krabs alters the playplace to include torture devices.
 * The characters do Fork Night and Tikked Tock dances constantly.
 * in soviet russia, the tv shows make YOU bad!
 * The show goes until Season 800387338490903493498943889014389134898394111110100192877390347464937373936439262934639363946493720296464763738929028364547390273564839263829293864536782998376453678290473473427893475674635674356745374753453764545354665464565435436664206980089373293274926439423743475643924372349363249234632480081358973478783427372347234473833782473477456473934264392437234936324923463248008135897347878342737234723447383378247347745647355463834564389920100101010199292292929928376472899383838374774656565657447473838382992921001010109192882829214262738439403928176182937291718262817177171717177171711918717117227617812723786127474776476467421864467467346774639287832388312892182308903189138190087582975872152687395869320689475831279184534863289856397592718017862354987120896132056634280613573409646171340609758298204818892843929923929471935782963480986130709130319927359816901260894326653825616190175466942074917358286890436316897487583563847361859162458021762985132609017164327598760943157923.
 * ADD A LAUGH TRACK and ANOTHER LAUGH TRACK
 * Lightning McQueen doesn't win the Piston Cup.
 * The characters are in hideous CGI.
 * Let Mark from Fuck No TV Tropes and Ed MacDonald write all the episodes.
 * Albert Flamingo T-Posing Transparent PNG Free Download Watch Flamingo Videos Free YouTube Premium
 * Ahhh... oh yeah! Now we're talking!
 * Ahhh...
 * Now I'm done! Oops, I was wrong!
 * What did I drink?!
 * Needs more hell
 * bingy dingy
 * Oooooops, you have to put the CD in your computer!
 * The characters sing rap, children's songs, and outdated music.
 * Genderbend [character name].
 * but y tho
 * Once there was a captain, he was a serious dude, well, he crashed into a mountain, oh man it lightened the mood! Speaking of lightening the mood, speaking of thunderous joy, in comes Parker J., a raincloud, looking for new employ, the beardful captain said "Hey!", the cheerful raincloud said "Hi!" They started working together, what a magical sight, The Middlemost Post, Ah-ah-ah, The Middlemost Post Ah-ah-ah-ah!
 * JOIN THE MIDDLEMOST POST ROLEPLAY CLUB!! We meet every Wednesday at the abandoned post office. Everyone is welcome and the admission is free but you have to pay for the snacks. Please don't ask to be Parker because I called dibs on being him. We need a Lily and a Ryan btw
 * The characters are in bad CGI.
 * wrrerrrrrreerrrererrrrrr
 * Something
 * I don't even know
 * Add a character who looks like this →→→→→→→→→→→ Real-homer-simpson.jpeg
 * Add whatever characters you don't like because they're bad
 * Whatever
 * Copypaste reasons from other things so it doesn't make any sense
 * Add something good to the bad page and start an argument
 * Sorry, this suggestion is locked behind a paywall.
 * Make it for children.
 * Make it for adults.
 * Make it for people who don't exist.
 * Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 * T_T
 * Caillou tlt uolliaC is having a now? The poppy and the poopy and the poppy and the poopy slowly eating the VHS tapes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 * Bobby the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy the poopy
 * Episode lasts for ten thousand year
 * Characters are dead.
 * 4
 * Logos which are not extremely scary that you try to think to nuke North Korea and force the guards to execute Kim Jong Un and Pyongyang gets abandoned
 * Hotel Mario the 13th Hotel
 * >_>
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 * Yea no
 * Guido
 * 2 words: Animation Errors
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 * Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay
 * There's a show that I like that is really liked by the audience but critics tore a new one, so IDK which page it would go on
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 * bad cgi
 * bad cgi
 * bad cgi
 * bad cgi
 * make character smaller
 * make character bigger
 * make character smaller
 * Throughout history there's never been an abundance of food. All food is the product of technology; apples, corn, tomatoes, all modified. Every food has been changed through selective breeding or grafting. For ten thousand years each attempt at improvement has changed the DNA of the plant. Now some people are up-in-arms about changes in DNA. You know what? If you're able to get up and have food you should celebrate. We should all dance about how much food we have. Why is anyone fighting food advance? A very small percentage of the world's population is fortunate enough to have the luxury of turning down food. The rest of the world spends most of its time trying to get any food. You know why? Technological problems. They got dirt, they got water, they got sun. They lack the technical ability to till or enrich the soil. They lack the machines to plant enough to feed their families. They lack the hybrid plants that produce more food per acre. We need to spread all the technology all we can, so all people everywhere can deal with the problem of too much food. We can't start getting picky because we've got enough food- that's just self-centered and racist. Unless you and yours are starving, you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP
 * MICHAEL ROSEN SPEEDRUNS MINECRAFT
 * (o_o)
 * Bri'ish
 * 666
 * I'm calling the cops, it's against the law for logos to go on strike!
 * WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, SONY DOES NOT OWN WARNER BROS, NOR DOES IT OWN VITAPHONE, AND THAT THEME MUSIC DOESN'T COME ALONG UNTIL 1964, ONE MORE SLIP UP AND IT'S THE END
 * NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP HOW DARE YOU PAIR RIVAL STUDIO LOGOS TOGETHER, THIS IS THE END, I'M NOT DOING ANY MORE LOONEY TUNES, YOU'RE ALL FIRED, DO YOU HEAR ME, F I R E D FIRED, OUT, OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUT!!!!!!!!!
 * No fishing in the toilet. What the hell? Nobody will ever do that. What would you catch? Maybe somebody else's shit.
 * I'M BARRY SCOTT AND THIS IS CILIT BANG
 * Let's do this LEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIINS
 * Dream stans when they buy Mario and Luigi Dream Team and find out it's not a crossover
 * Penis music
 * Penis music
 * Penis music
 * Penis music
 * Penis music
 * Penis music
 * Penis music
 * Directed by Michael Bay
 * There is no music
 * No script written
 * Disc. Or tape. Or lost media, IDK.
 * Doin your mom, doin doin your mom!
 * You know we straight with doin your mom
 * the world we live in. it's so... wonderous. mysterious. even magical. no... no no no.. not that world. i meant this one. the smartphone. each system and program app is it's own little planet of perfect. technology. all providing services so necessary, so crucial, so unbelievably profound. look who just sent me a text! addie mccallister? it must be a mistake. or a joke. or a scam! don't send her your social security number. she's right there! that's our user, alex. and, like every freshman in high school, his whole life, everything, revolves around his phone. and, because the pace of life gets, faster and faster... phones down in five. and attention spans get shorter and shorter... and... you're probably not even listening to me right now. who has the time to type out actual words? and that's where we come in. the most important invention in the history of communication! emo gees. that's my home! textopolis. here, each of us does one thing, and we have to nail it every time. christmas tree just has to stand there, all festive. merry christmas! it's still september, tim! and princesses... i am so pretty. they just gotta wear their crowns and keep their hair comb. we are so pretty. devil, poop, thumbs up, they just show up and they're good to go. but for the faces, the pressure is on. cryer always has to cry, even if he just won the lottery. hurray, i'm a millionaire! laugher's always laughing, even if he's just broken his arm. ahh!! ah! i can see the bone!! ah ah ah ah ah... and me, i'm a meh. so i gotta totally be over it all the time, you know? like meh, who cares. which is not as easy as it sounds. i gotta be mehhhhhhhhh i GOTTA! be! mehhhhhhhhh morning misses D, i see you have the little minis with ya! oh, they're so... cute! NYAH, SO ADORABLE, I CAN'T TAKE IT! I WILL NEVER GET THEM TO SLEEP! STICK TO YOUR ONE FACE, WEIRDO. OLE! OLE! OH NO! OH NO! it's hard to only act blasé. when, living in textopolis is.... just so exciting! hah low good simeans! those ah some shalp attach shays! yes, well we have business to attend to. whot kind off business? monkey business. ha ha ha ha, i sounded british. meh... Oh, that was really good.. meh ? meh ... meh ha ha... what the freak ya doing there, mate? practicing. today is my first day on the phone. oh, droit. i'm gonna be so.. meh. what are you going to do? blah! me and the boys are gonna throw ourse-- NO WE ARE NOT DOING THISBanned from chinese buffet.jpg
 * No script written
 * Disc. Or tape. Or lost media, IDK.
 * Doin your mom, doin doin your mom!
 * You know we straight with doin your mom
 * the world we live in. it's so... wonderous. mysterious. even magical. no... no no no.. not that world. i meant this one. the smartphone. each system and program app is it's own little planet of perfect. technology. all providing services so necessary, so crucial, so unbelievably profound. look who just sent me a text! addie mccallister? it must be a mistake. or a joke. or a scam! don't send her your social security number. she's right there! that's our user, alex. and, like every freshman in high school, his whole life, everything, revolves around his phone. and, because the pace of life gets, faster and faster... phones down in five. and attention spans get shorter and shorter... and... you're probably not even listening to me right now. who has the time to type out actual words? and that's where we come in. the most important invention in the history of communication! emo gees. that's my home! textopolis. here, each of us does one thing, and we have to nail it every time. christmas tree just has to stand there, all festive. merry christmas! it's still september, tim! and princesses... i am so pretty. they just gotta wear their crowns and keep their hair comb. we are so pretty. devil, poop, thumbs up, they just show up and they're good to go. but for the faces, the pressure is on. cryer always has to cry, even if he just won the lottery. hurray, i'm a millionaire! laugher's always laughing, even if he's just broken his arm. ahh!! ah! i can see the bone!! ah ah ah ah ah... and me, i'm a meh. so i gotta totally be over it all the time, you know? like meh, who cares. which is not as easy as it sounds. i gotta be mehhhhhhhhh i GOTTA! be! mehhhhhhhhh morning misses D, i see you have the little minis with ya! oh, they're so... cute! NYAH, SO ADORABLE, I CAN'T TAKE IT! I WILL NEVER GET THEM TO SLEEP! STICK TO YOUR ONE FACE, WEIRDO. OLE! OLE! OH NO! OH NO! it's hard to only act blasé. when, living in textopolis is.... just so exciting! hah low good simeans! those ah some shalp attach shays! yes, well we have business to attend to. whot kind off business? monkey business. ha ha ha ha, i sounded british. meh... Oh, that was really good.. meh ? meh ... meh ha ha... what the freak ya doing there, mate? practicing. today is my first day on the phone. oh, droit. i'm gonna be so.. meh. what are you going to do? blah! me and the boys are gonna throw ourse-- NO WE ARE NOT DOING THISBanned from chinese buffet.jpg

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Comments
What's the name of the show?

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 23:35, 21 July 2021 (UTC)

I didn't have any particular show in mind when I made this.

-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 14:57, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

This is high art

-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 22:57, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

This show should be called "Teh Bad Worst Dumb Show Dat Ruines Good TV Video Movies"

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 00:14, 2 August 2021 (UTC)

I don't care how many times I read this page it will always be funny

-- I&#39;M UNI AND WE DRIVIN A JUMP TRUCK (talk) 13:46, 18 August 2021 (UTC)