How to ruin everything

Elmo's_World.jpeg to mess everything up

 * Eating all the bacon
 * Praising super monkey ball too much
 * Asking peppy Why you have to do a barrel roll
 * Getting hit by shoot the whoop lazer... and surviving
 * Being dinkle burg
 * Eating my snacks
 * Angrying the hulk
 * Playing near a live volcano.
 * Not praising Super Monkey Ball enough
 * Forgetting someone's birthday
 * Buying too many hats at the hat store
 * Doing something bad that would mess things up
 * Putting Peppa Pig in Bluey
 * Putting Bluey in Peppa Pig
 * Playing Rickroll near your sleeping mother at 3am
 * Putting in the milk before the cereal
 * Being VERY RUDE!
 * Getting taped to a tree or something
 * Turning into a blob of evil purple goo
 * Eating my snacks AGAIN! You didn't even apologize the first time you did it!
 * Stealing someone's car keys
 * Throwing your (or someone else's) car keys into the ocean
 * Asking too many questions
 * Not knowing enough
 * Knowing too much
 * Secretly using someone's something to clean or unclog your toilet, and then later telling that to the someone in a potentially life-threatening situation for comedic effect
 * Posting cringe
 * Citing the newest season of The Simpsons as one of your favorite things. At a job interview. In public. On live international TV.
 * Taking someone to Loot Lake instead of Moisty Mire
 * Angrying Keanu Reeves by saying Fortnite is better than Minecraft
 * Making too much pudding, so much that it can't fit in your fridge
 * Simping
 * Putting pineapple on pizza
 * Putting pines on pizza and giving it to an Italian
 * Putting the milk in before the bowl
 * Playing Fortnite in front of a Redditor
 * Watching a DVD at an oil rig
 * Destroying the world.
 * Blowing it
 * Dropping your phone in the toilet
 * Referencing memes from ten years ago in public
 * Referencing memes from ten days ago in public
 * Trying to use expired coupons, especially if there's a line behind you
 * Buying a historic home in beautiful Macon, Georgia
 * Not being able to predict bad things that could happen and plan accordingly
 * Saying King of the Hill isn't a good anime
 * Saying bad words
 * Mucking around when it isn't the time nor the place for it
 * Just being really unlucky.
 * Be the person who made the song "Soul Train."
 * Not making sure your momma straight before you ball
 * Not trying to be lowkey and stay away from the bullshit
 * Getting butt hurt if your get memed on
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