RNW Drinking Game (Legacy Edition)

Notice: Due to the original RNW being gone, most of these pointers are obsolete and therefore do not coincide with this current incarnation of our wiki. You're still welcome to read through this page, though. To see the more up to date version, click here.

Keep hitting the Random Page button and see if any of these apply. Make sure you have an ambulance on speed dial, cause this is the most surreal beyond-all-belief way to get drunk (if you use alcoholic drinks).

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If you're foolish enough to play with all of these, they will DESTROY YOUR LIVER!!! And that would be bad. Better line up a liver transplant in advance.

Random Page

 * For every page with the category "Random Works!", take a drink.
 * Take a drink if you land on a shitposting page.
 * Take an extra drink if the page was created by someone besides Marnie.
 * For every page that has either the "Old pages that didn't have categories for the longest time" or the "New pages that didn't have categories for the shortest time", category, take a drink.
 * For every satire page, take a drink.
 * For every page that is just a gallery, take a drink.
 * Take a drink for every crappy MS Paint drawing.
 * If the page you enter is made by McJoshBurnStead, finish your drink and click Random Page again.
 * For every page that has the Background image on it, take a drink.
 * For every single-sentence page, take a drink.
 * For every single-WORD page, take two aditional drinks.
 * If a page uses a One-off category, take a drink.
 * For every page that uses Klasky Csupo, Shadow kills, Super Smash Bros. insert here, Kash or Jelly toast, take a drink.
 * For every rant or "i'm leaving" page, take a drink.
 * Take a drink for every 30 categorys in a page.
 * For every MLP page, take a drink. If it was made after 2015 (when the fandom died out), take a lot of drinks.
 * Take a drink each time someone mentions Guido. Another if the person who mentioned him joined the wiki after the joke died down.
 * Take a drink each time someone makes fun of Justin Bieber.
 * Take two extra drinks if it has absolutely nothing to do with The Bunker.
 * Look at the page's history:
 * If UMG added a "Pokemon is stupid" category, take a drink.
 * If Moon Snail added a "Adventure time is horrible" category, take a drink.
 * If a page had BOTH added at one point, take three additional drinks.
 * If a summary has Master Ventus saying "Done", take a drink.
 * Take a drink for every undone revision.
 * If you end up in this page, drink until you die.
 * If a page has "cray-cray" on it, finish your drink, get another one, open it, and then hit the Random Page button again.
 * For every Nina Needs to Go or Wayside page, take a drink. If you end up on the Wayside in a nutshell page, finish your drink and click Random Page again.
 * For every Pooh Goes Poop page, take a drink.
 * If it was made recently, then personally come to whoever made it and hit them in the head with your cup or bottle.
 * If you end up on an anti-MLP page, keep drinking. Have an ambulance on standby.
 * For every page that unironically uses a pre-2007 meme as if it were new, take a drink. You'll be drunk by this point.
 * For every page without categories take a drink.
 * If a page does not go under any of these standards, still take a drink, because fuck you, that's why.


 * For every motor-related page page, drink some gasoline. Have your local poison control on standby.
 * For every page with really bad euphemisms, take a drink.
 * If you get two or more pages in a row, take two drinks.
 * For every MLP page, eat some candy, then wash it down with a drink.
 * For every Virtual TV or Virtual Television page, take a drink.
 * For every page that says something along the lines of "we should revive the bunker guys!!!", take a shot and consume the blood of a mortal.
 * Warning, don't do this game. Surprise, it will get you arrested if the user who posted it is located in your neighborhood!
 * Anytime someone says something about something inappropriate without realizing it take three shots.
 * For every page that triggers one of your interests, take a drink.
 * Take a drink for every user-made drawing that's actually decent.
 * Take a drink if you find a dead project page.
 * Take a drink when someone brings up Mumfie or Scarecrow.
 * Take a drink each time Liberty's Kids is mentioned.
 * Take a drink each time The Loud House and/or The Casagrandes are mentioned.
 * Chug your drink if Marnie has nothing to do with it.
 * Take a drink whenever someone jokes about a blocked user.
 * Take an extra drink if said person joined the wiki after this user was blocked.
 * Take a drink if a GIF in on a page.
 * Take a drink if a YouTube video is on a page.
 * Take a drink if FNaF-related content is on the page.
 * Take a drink if the page is blank.
 * Take a drink if the page was made in 2013.
 * Take a drink for every Roblox-related page.
 * If you wind up on the Why roblox is the worst game ever. page, down your drink.
 * For every page with Chuck E. Cheese's on it, eat some pizza and wash it down with a drink.
 * For every page with the Big Cash Money on it, take a drink.
 * Take a drink for every "Mfw" or "Mfw but it's the other way around" page
 * If said page was created by anyone other than Insecurity97, take two extra drinks.
 * Take a drink if Creepypasta is on a page.
 * Take an additional drink if it's Jeff the Killer.
 * If Sonic.exe is on the page, prepare for alcohol poisoning.
 * take a drink when someone talks in all lowercase. you'll probably have alcohol poisoning by this point.
 * Take a drink for every old page that gets ruined by memes
 * Take a drink whenever Discovery Kids or the Hub is mentioned.
 * Take another drink if either Kenny the Shark, Meteor and the Mighty Monster Trucks, or Growing Up Creepie is mentioned.
 * If SheZow is mentioned, chug your drink.
 * Whenever Johnny Test is mentioned, drink some moonshine.
 * Eat some bread and wash it down with a drink whenever the Breadwinners are called "Dreadlosers".
 * Take a drink whenever "5ever (more than 4ever)" is used.
 * If you wind up on anything related to The Bunker, chug your drink. Screw it, the ambulance can't save you.
 * Take a drink whenever Gak is mentioned, then get a Gak container and MAKE WACKY GAK SOUNDS!
 * Take a drink whenever Sanic is mentioned.
 * Take a drink for every post on Bands that have yet to exist.
 * If you end up on LANA's page, chug your drink. Use caution while doing this game.
 * If someone acts like a hippie, take a drink and then get in touch with our inner-granola, m'kay?
 * Take a drink if the page has the category "Barbies taste like plastic".
 * Take a drink every time you land on a "How to make x shows y" page, or the like.
 * If you're Moon Snail, proceed to cry for 2 minutes, then drink your tears.
 * Every time you see either "Make X a 60's music fanboy whose catchphrase is "Screw Jesus and praise The Beatles!", or "Make X a religious nutjob whose catchphrase is "Screw The Beatles and praise Jesus!", down your drink.
 * Take a drink each time something offensive or inappropriate is mentioned.
 * Take a drink whenever you see "Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.".
 * Take a drink whenever you see "The characters' eyes sparkle".
 * Take a drink whenever you see "Add (insert large number here) logos just to tease us".
 * Take a drink whenever you see chatting in the bullet points.
 * Take a drink whenever the thing you read will actually make it better/worse despite the title of the page.
 * Take a drink for every broken file link [[File:Like this, for example.tiff]]
 * Take a drink for everything related to Rubbadubbers.
 * Finish your drink if it Madi has nothing to do with it.
 * Take a drink for everything related to Plants vs. Zombies.
 * Finish your drink instead if neither Moon Snail nor Comp have anything to do with it.
 * Take a drink everytime you see something Undertale related.
 * Take. A. Drink. Every. Time. Someone. Talks. Like. This.
 * Take. Another. If. You. Read. It. Very. Slowly. Even. Though. You. Can. Just. Ignore. The. Full. Stops.
 * Whenever you see a reference to Everybody Poops, take a drink.
 * If you land on the lyrics page, drink until you die.
 * Take a drink every time you see the following:
 * Colored text
 * Big text
 * Crossed-out text
 * Txet sdrawkcab
 * Underlined text
 * Unnecessary indents
 * all lowercase text
 * Text without apostrophies (Like cant instead of can't. Finish your drink if someone mistakingly did it with he'll.)
 * That includes the previously mentioned. Get chugging!
 * Take a drink for every page written like a transcript, like this: Spongebob: Hey Patrick! What are we going to do today? Patrick: Read this in my voice. If you did, take another drink.
 * Actually, take a drink for every transcript you land on in general.
 * Whenever Devo appear in Pantomime Mime, take a drink.
 * Take a drink if the page has the "Some other 7th thing" category.
 * If said page also has extra categories with the name "Some other (insert number other than 7th) thing", take a drink for each one of the categories on the page.
 * Take a drink for every top hat template.
 * Take a drink every time you see "Fried Chicken" or "Gabe Newell".
 * Take a drink for every SuperMarioLogan-related page.
 * If it was made by someone besides Xian, make a green bean smoothie and drink it.
 * If a comment is edited t0 fix a typo, tiake a drink.
 * Take a drink whenever someone says "fak u umg".
 * For every comment that only has (a) picture(s), take a drink.
 * Take a drink for every "lol" or "k" comment.
 * Take a drink whenever a new person joins the wiki.
 * Take a drink whenever someone is banned.
 * Take a drink whenever you see something related to Rubbadubbers.
 * Take an extra drink if Madi has nothing to do with it.
 * Down a bottle if you land on a page that has more than 5k bytes. Skip this one if you want to live.
 * Take a drink each time a new person joins the wiki only to leave a small number of contributions and never comes back.
 * If you, by some chance, land on Hot Dr Pepper, prepare yourself a glass of hot Dr Pepper and enjoy.
 * If you land on All God's creatures, then prepare yourself a glass of Coca Cola and watch all the Mr. Meaty shorts.
 * If you land on a Tales from Poké Pelago page, take a drink and eat some Poké Beans.
 * Take a drink (The No-Logic kind) if you land on a BRAINZ OC page.
 * If you land on a drink page, take a drink of that drink. Yes, even if it's fictional. You better find a way!
 * If you land on a Peanut Otter's Disco page, take a drink and listen to the PB&J Otter theme song.
 * If you land on Tubb Goes to the Cinema, take a drink and watch Incredibles 2. If you, like Tubb, found the movie very boring and not fun at all, finish your drink.
 * If you land on a Down on the Farm page, take a drink of cow's milk.
 * If you land on Your OCs, eat some paper that has been written on and chug down your drink.
 * If you land on Your Favorite Songs, take a drink for every song on the page. Then go on YouTube or Spotify and stream every single one of them.
 * If you land on a page with the category "Babysitter, tell me what to do!" watch the Rubbadubbers episode Amelia the Babysitter and then take a drink every time someone says, "Babysitter, tell me what to do!"
 * If you land on a page with the category "Babysitter, tell me what to do!" watch the Rubbadubbers episode Amelia the Babysitter and then take a drink every time someone says, "Babysitter, tell me what to do!"

Chat/Discord
Most of these are outdated due to the Discord not being frequented as much.
 * Take a drink if you're greeted.
 * Take a drink every time someone talks about chat being dead
 * Take a drink when someone goes AFK for 10 minutes or longer instead of simply leaving
 * Take a drink if you end up being the only user on chat.
 * Take a drink for every swear
 * Take a drink for every emoticon/emoji (Obviously not counting the ones used in #emoji-story. We aren't that cruel.)
 * Another if it's :thonk:, :ilove:, :sans:, devito: or :bluedemon:.
 * Take a drink whenever a picture is posted.
 * Two more if it's an anime picture.
 * Down the bottle to calm your nerves if someone posts the Mr. Ping image.
 * Take a drink and sigh in relief if nobody does the challenge.
 * Take a drink whenever a bot is used (Aside from t!fish)
 * Three more if a bot is used outside of #brick-brick-brick-brick.
 * Down a bottle if someone levels up.
 * Take a drink if t!tg is used outside of #tatsugotchi-farm
 * Take a drink whenever a guild tag is used.
 * Drink to forget if someone uses .t random and finds an NSFW tag.
 * Down the bottle if someone actually uses the voice chat.
 * Another if it's #no-gods-no-masters
 * Finish your drink if someone posts in #music-man.
 * Take a drink whenever "My Balls" by Your Favorite Martian is mentuoned.
 * Finish your drink if someone posts in #local-tv-station.
 * Finish your drink if someone posts in #art.
 * When you first log on to the Discord...
 * Chug if there's a name trend going on.
 * Take a sip of the strongest drink in your possession if Marnie is listening to Spotify.
 * Take a look at Marnie's icon.
 * Take a drink if she has a BanG Dream! character as her icon. If it's Tsukushi, take a sip of milk and listen to all of Morfonica's songs on Spotify.
 * If she has a character from The Casagrandes as her icon, take a drink.
 * If it's Ronnie Anne, chug a glass of pepsi and then pray to a picture of her.
 * If it's Sid, proceed to stream a TOMORROW X TOGETHER song and chug your drink while doing so.
 * If it's Adelaide, take five drinks and eat a handful of bacon bits.
 * If it's Stanley, down the bottle and prepare some bao with a persistent eye.
 * If it's anyone else, still down the bottle. Call an ambulance in the meantime.
 * Chug what's left of your drink if she has a kpop idol as her icon.
 * Take a drink if Ace Lad is playing "Pain Tool SAI", "FireAlpaca", or maybe "Clip Studio Pain(t)"
 * If you see Ace playing something that's not the ones mentioned above, just down the bottle.
 * Take a drink if Moon Snail's avatar is something other than his Pokésona crossing his arms. Add another drink for every consecutive day this holds true.
 * Take a drink when Sagwa is mentioned.
 * Two shots if it's about how sexy Baba Miao is.
 * Eat some Chinese food and wash it down with a drink if it's about Timebomb's love for Dongwa... which, honestly, we'd much rather forget about.
 * Take a drink every time Marnie brings up the Lincoln Loud x Reader fanfic they read when they were 11. Another drink if they express regret.
 * Take a drink every time someone uses t!daily or t!rep when it hasn't refreshed for them yet.
 * Take a drink of liquid poop-y whenever Guido is mentioned.
 * Take a drink whenever someone uses t!slots
 * Another if they bet something like 34, 69, 420 or 500.
 * Down the bottle if they actually win.
 * If they don't, take a drink if someone responds with !lost
 * Take a drink whenever Lorx Box is mentioned. Take two extra drinks if his name is spelled as "Lorx Boxx". Down the bottle if Babby Lorx Box is mentioned.
 * If another Lorx Box meme is birthed upon the users, just down the bottle.
 * Take a drink every time someone talks in all caps.
 * Take a drink every time "the Grinchsexual" is brought up.
 * Down the bottle whenever someone uses a bot command when the respective bot is offline.
 * Take a drink of someone says "oof".
 * Another if someone uses the "!oof" command.
 * Take a drink whenever someone talks about vore.
 * Another if Moon Snail is pinged.
 * Another if someone uses the "!vore" command.
 * Take a drink whenever someone mentions Venomous Foot Lettuce.
 * Another if the someone uses the "!venomousfootlettuce" command.
 * Down two bottles if someone catches a rare fish.
 * Take a drink whenever someone uses a Tatsu command that isn't t!rep, t!daily, t!fish, t!choose, t!cat, or t!tg.
 * Down a bottle if Moon Snail jokingly "uses" t!hanos
 * Take a drink whenever someone tries to use a disabled Notsobot command.
 * Take a drink whenever PaRappa The Rapper is mentioned.
 * Take a drink whenever someone says rip.
 * Another if F is spammed.
 * Take a drink whenever MS dies in #rp-room
 * Another if he's sent to hell
 * Down a bottle if someone mentions Spaghet.
 * Another if Moon Snail gets pissed.
 * Whenever Wilkins Coffee is mentioned, take a drink. Of Wilkins Coffee, of course!
 * Down a bottle and salute whenever a channel is deleted or archived.
 * Down a bottle and cheer if someone gets a waifu/husbando on their wishlist.
 * Drink and salute if a user leaves.
 * Drink again but hold the salute if they left without notice.
 * Drink again but hold the salute if they left without notice.

User-specific

 * Take two drinks every time TS uses a meme. In other words, Chug every time you see him.
 * take an additional drink if it's the feels meme.
 * If you land on Reaction to Mario Kart stuff, run. Just run.
 * If Moon Snail overreacts to an opinion, take a drink.
 * Take a drink whenever someone makes a vore joke at Moon snail's expense.
 * Take a drink if Moon Snail gushes about one of his interests. Make it two if it's Plants vs. Zombies or Puyo Puyo.
 * Take a drink every time Moon Snail intentionally misspells a word.
 * Take a drink every time Moon Snail hates on Adventure Time. Make it two if it's about Lemongrab in particular. Screw it, the ambulance can't save you now.
 * Take another drink if Tornadospeed agrees with him.
 * Take a shot for every user with no gf.
 * Take an extra shot if the user has a waifu.
 * Not counted for people who prefer men, or are asexual.
 * In other words, take a shot for every other user here.
 * Take two drinks for every new project Megatoon makes.
 * Take a drink when NintendoChamp89 hates on MLP and bronies. Screw it, the ambulance can't save you.
 * Take a drink whenever CC00 complains about the Wayside animated series not being like the books. Proceed to say quotes from the books and the show in between sips.
 * Take a drink five times when MegaToon1234 does a thing.
 * Take a drink each time you see someone swear.
 * Another if the user swearing is under the age of 16.
 * Take a drink if Ace has a fictional character as their icon.
 * Take a drink every time Marnie mentions BanG Dream!, The Loud House, The Casagrandes, The Strange Chores, Dorg Van Dango or kpop. An ambulance is recommended.
 * Down the bottle every time Moon Snail says he's gay despite being bisexual.
 * Take a drink whenever Ace Lad moderates something.
 * Take a drink whenever Xian eats pizza.
 * Take a drink whenever the other users (such as the veterans) complain about Timebomb. Don't even bother calling the ambulance. You're gonna die anyway.
 * Take an extra drink if this happened after March 9, 2018.
 * Take two drinks if the complainer joined the wiki AFTER Timebomb was banned.
 * Take a drink every time Tamara talks about her interests.
 * If it's Robotboy, Supernoobs or Danganronpa, take one drink.
 * If it's Welcome to the Wayne or SDRA2, take two drinks.
 * If it's anything else, down the bottle.
 * Down the bottle if she rants about Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty or Harvey Street Kids. Screw it, the ambulance can't save you.
 * Take a drink each time Madi edits a page just to remove extra spaces.
 * Take a drink whenever Moon Snail states his crush on Lemres.
 * Take a drink of shoe polish whenever someone mentions Moon Snail x Shoe.
 * If you choose something other than shoe polish for this rule, multiply your drink by 3 for being a coward.
 * Put hot sauce in your drink and drink it if Moon Snail references Penny's Sonic fan dubs.
 * Take a drink whenever Moon Snail refers to Danganronpa as "Dragon Grandpa".
 * Take a drink each time Jennifer says "yeehaw".

Other

 * Take a drink when someone edits an old, old page.
 * Take a drink. Just take one. No reason, just drink.
 * Patrick Star: If you read this in my voice, take a drink.
 * Take a drink for every old template or page that was modernized to remove all traces of the "Phineas & Ferb is the shit!" era.
 * Take a drink every time you take a drink.
 * Take a drink if two of the same wikis is in the three wiki ads below.
 * Take a drink if there's a virus on your computer.
 * Take a drink if you're under 13.
 * Take a drink if you're from upstate New York.
 * Another if you're from Utica and never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hams".
 * Have a mouthwatering steamed ham if you're from Albany and use the phrase "Steamed Hams" excessively.
 * Take a drink if you're secretly a walrus riding a two-humped camel with a beach ball in its mouth in disguise.
 * Down the bottle if Lorx Box is mentioned in a page.
 * Down the bottle if drama from another website spreads to RNW.
 * Take a drink for every "Screw it, the ambulance can't save you" on the page. (Including this one. Told you the ambulence can't save you! ...If you want to, count this one as well.)
 * Take a drink if it's a random page.
 * which is every page you're gonna die
 * Aaaand finally, down a bottle if you read through the whole page.