How to Make Bad Commercials Worse

Zazoo Commercial

 * The boy kills his father and steals the marshmallow.
 * The boy also destroys the store

Crusha Cats Commercial

 * Make it more annoying.
 * Bad animation
 * The cow was creepier and murderous

Progressive Sonic Commercial

 * Flo and Sonic meet Elise.
 * Sonic sounds like Alvin, not Mickey.
 * Knuckles killed The Progressive Dog.

Eastern airlines 1971 Commercial

 * Replace every disney character that appear in commercial with Just Dance 2021 dancers (including hyun-seok)
 * Have it animated by animation magic (the guys who animated the Zelda CDI games and Hotel Mario)
 * The girl dies at the end of the commercial

HeadOn Commercial

 * The special effect is even worse.

Eggo Monster Commercial

 * The girl was more murderous and creepier.
 * Even worse animation

Confused.com Commercial

 * They stole "Bad Day"
 * Worse animation

1-800 Victim2 Commercial

 * Worse animation.
 * The squirrel was more racist.
 * The plot is even worse.
 * Add in a moose that's a German stereotype.
 * The car's beep was WAY too loud!

Duet Commercial

 * Bertha murders people

Norton Furniture Commercial

 * The Frog on the Couch is murderous and eats Marc Brown.

Liberty Mutual Commercials

 * Make the jingle more annoying. (Example: It was sung by the chipmunks, and it says "Liberty" one hundred times instead of four.)
 * Limu was a murderous cassowary, and he kills people.
 * Doug has a high-pitched squeaky voice. (Think of Tick Tock from Spy Kids 4D: All Time in the World)

Progressive Park Commercial

 * The announcer was Alvin.
 * The theme park was trashy. (Think of Krabby Land)
 * Rename the Traffic Jam roller coaster ride "Too Much Fuel".
 * Rename the Never Bump Bumper Car ride "Tobio's Car Crash," so Progressive gets sued by Tezuka Productions.

Gushers Commercial

 * Make the fruit headed children is scarier than usual.

Gali the Alligator

 * Gali eats Earth.

GrubHub Delivery Dance

 * Everyone does both cringeworthy and sexual dances, such as twerking.
 * Replace the music with Samba de janeiro by ultraclub 90.
 * At the end, the kid shoots the dad with a gun.
 * The animation is extremely poor CGI made on Blender. It also has multiple animation errors.

Introducing Amazon Echo

 * The dialogue is even worse.
 * More unfunny
 * The questions are dumber than usual.
 * Make the mother break Alexa instead of yelling at her.
 * The soundtrack was even worse
 * Make the teenaged girl kill the boy instead
 * Make the father dumber than usual.
 * Make the little girl shoot her father
 * Make the boy more annoying.
 * Make the teen girl a metal music addict

The Best Men Can Be (Gillette)

 * The commercial demonizes all people, not just men.
 * Explain dangerous things, like stabbing people.
 * More sexual harassments.
 * Hire the kid to direct the commercial.

McDonald's Pakistan Commercials

 * Hello Kitty had sharp teeth
 * Neo Cortex had the creepier face
 * He also had brown skin.
 * Huh? Making his skin dark would somehow make the commercial bad...? Am I reading this right?
 * Cream and Rouge look uglier than usual.
 * Even worse animation.
 * The soundtrack is even worse
 * Have all of its "I'm lovin' it" jingles around the world, not just the Japanese one.
 * Even worse dialogue.
 * Crash Bandicoot's mouth was bigger than usual.
 * Even worse singing.
 * Make the voices more annoying.
 * No research on character designs.

Protegent Commercials

 * Instead of the rap song, Proto sings death metal.
 * The superhero Proto kills the normal Proto.
 * Add in the Phantom Virus from Scooby-Doo and the Cyberchase.

McDonald's Japan SpongeBob commercial

 * The kids will scream so loud that it will break glass.

Geico - Cabbage Patch Kids

 * Call them "Garbage Pail Adult"
 * Replace the Cabbage Patch Kids with Garbage Pail Kids

Gamestop Super Smash Bros. Ultimate commercial

 * The costumes were even creepier.

Ford Sailor Moon commercial

 * The characters are skinned into cars instead.

Got Milk Pillsbury commercial

 * Dough Boy explodes instead of getting burnt.

Burger King Square Butts commercial

 * The king steals "Anaconda".

Wrigley's Dog Breath commercial

 * The guy poops out a dog.

Smoking Fetus

 * The Fetus smokes weed.

Sponge Cake DS commercial

 * More swearing.
 * The boy kills his mother.

Ice Age Family Guy Commercial

 * Sid stabs Peter.
 * Diego eats Peter.

Play-Doh Dog Doctor Commercial

 * The dog costume is even worse.

Creative Roots: The Hydration They Need

 * The grammar is even worse. Example: whune en too kidz in da wruld is undhahyderataed
 * The animation is even worse.

Kraft Win-Win Commercials

 * Encourage murderous behavior.
 * Encourage more adults to give in to their bratty children's demands.

Disney Channel Sponsor Commercials

 * Disney Channel says Mickey sucks instead of that educational mumbo jumbo.

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island "Still the Big One" commercial

 * The man smokes instead of eating too much.

NES "You Cannot Beat Us" Commercial

 * The CGI is even worse.
 * Worse voice acting.
 * The music is in G-Major.

Every single Old Navy commercial

 * Even worse music.
 * Anything that could be seen as /r/fellowkids fodder is amped up to INFINITY LEVE- wait, they already do that.