How to Make Good Places Bad

Chuck E. Cheese

 * Have it open in 2007.
 * The pizza they make taste really bad, like burnt cardboard...
 * Actually, let them only serve poop as food, and pee as drinks.
 * The arcade games don't even work.
 * In fact, there's no entertainment.
 * Everything else is all like Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
 * Have the animatronics say, "Happy Birthday, You Bastards".
 * The only song Chuck E Cheese sings is "Despacito".