The greatest show evr

The greatest show evr is a very swexy (swaggy and sexy) television show that airs on SEXY NETWORK every thursday and every other friday at 4:20 AM. it also airs on all of the international Haribo Junior and CBeebis feeds. it's the second-most popular show in t he world after the Battle for Mask Sus Remix Island series of pay-per-view pornos. it is produced by Limp Bizkit Productions Israel‏‎. The theme song is "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit but it's sung by New Yorker Mia Taylor from the Love Live franchise.

Bob Mostaleeni and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop the terminator captain kirk and darth vader lo-pan superman every single power ranger bill s preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan voices all the characters

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sqidward tentacruel and his buddies do a lot of drugs and try not to die on this bitch of a planet

season 1one
the othr episode titls are unknown cuz they were eaten by a big pirahna with yellow teeth ewwwww
 * 1) "White Women Be Like": captain flamingo wants to get a big gulp at 7-11 because he is on the brink of fatal dehydration and doesn't plan on dying to death but then the white girl steals his car keys and he mysteriously dies but no one gives a Flamingfword.gif
 * 2) "My Balls": dickhead jones steals squidward's balls and kills one of owen and noah's kids
 * 3) "OH SHIT!!!!!": tsukushi kidnaps a rich person and tries to eat him for dinner but is stopped by a divine intervention from some crazy mental asylum escape claiming to be yeojin but isn't actually yeojin
 * 4) "420": marco kills himself after pot is illegalized but then is brought back to life after the law is overturned by the government
 * 5) "Ohio (Come Back to Texas)": annie blows up texas and evades authorities for the rest of the episode. there's also a subplot of lois going to aa but you don't care
 * 6) "FUCK YOU JARED": jared arrests enid for a crime she prolly didn't commit and everyone bails her out except for squidward cuz he thinks she's guilty
 * 7) "Dickhead's Wife": squidward is forced to attend dickhead's wedding and ends up getting too drunk to function and frickfracks dickhead's wife behind his back
 * 8) "🤓": dickhead comments a nerd emoji on squidward's funny meme and he goes "🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone? mode
 * 9) "MONEY MAKES MY WORLD GO ROUND!": captain flamingo's bitch ass cousin shows up and claims his life insurance so he can live his dream life as a world-class alpha male
 * 10) "Futaba Tsukushi and the War on Capitalism": tsukushi and the bottomdwellers get into an argument about capitalism after word gets out that one of them is the child is two world famous action movie stars and is subsequently accused of nepotism by tsukushi. this is based off of a dream i had once i'm not even kidding
 * 11) "Remember When NiziU Made Good Music?": the bottomdwellers and tsukushi make a deal for their collective wealth to remain intact. as a friendly gift they offer tsukushi jeff bezos' charred corpse. the title has nothing to do with what happens in the episode i'm just asking a serious question. how do you go from make you happy and step and a step and poppin shakin to the fucking musical terrorist attacks that are asobo and chopstick
 * 12) "We Were Too High to Think of a Title": stream nemohamo rumor by akb48 you idiots
 * 13) "Jared is Racist": jared gets #cancelled on twitter after his racist tweets from 1 hour ago start surfacing. he offers a horrible apology and is killed by the supernoobs who happened to be armed with guns germs and steel because we all love a good plot convenience

recpetione
100% of imdb users gabve it a hot/10 and i thik it's safe to say this show isn;'t going anywhere any time soon

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