How to Make Good Places Bad

Version 1

 * Have it open in 2007.


 * The pizza they make taste really bad, like burnt cardboard...
 * Actually, let them only serve poop as food, and pee as drinks.
 * The arcade games don't even work.
 * In fact, there's no entertainment.
 * Everything else is all like Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
 * Have the animatronics say, "Happy Birthday, You Bastards".
 * The only song Chuck E Cheese sings is "Despacito".

Version 2

 * Call it "The Rat Piss Emporium".
 * Everyone pisses in the ball pit
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Disney World

 * Have it be located in Miami Beach instead of Orlando.
 * Make the tickets even more overpriced than they already are.
 * Have it located someone's backyard.
 * Get rid of everything fun.
 * The food they sell tastes like it came from a school cafeteria.
 * Despite the name, it is barely even Disney themed at all.
 * The workers wear ugly fursuits instead of the high-quality costumes.
 * Alligators roam freely around the area.
 * All of the creepy rumors are true.
 * The rules are even more enforced than they already are and you are highly likely to get kicked out for no reason.
 * Replace the Mickey Mouse costume with a Donald Trump costume.

Washington, D.C.

 * Do not make it the capital and the government buildings are removed.
 * Replace the Washington monument with a Franklin Pierce memorial.
 * Replace the Lincoln Memorial with a James Buchanan memorial.
 * Also, change the name to Johnson, D.I.C.K..
 * Replace the statue inside of the Jefferson memorial with a different one based on that really cringey Hamilton fanart with the Hatsune Miku binder. Also, replace the quotes inside with the descriptions from the drawing. You know exactly which image I'm talking about.
 * The Andrew Jackson memorial and the Andrew Johnson memorial are the two largest memorials and gets the most attention of the memorials.
 * Replace the Einstein memorial with a Thomas Edison memorial.
 * Replace the FDR memorial with a Herbert Hoover memorial.
 * The Martin Luther King and JFK memorials celebrate their assassinations instead of their accomplishments.
 * Make Woodrow Wilson's house a notable attraction.
 * Add a giant Donald Trump memorial made entirely of 24-karat gold.
 * Get rid of the rest of the memorials.
 * People are allowed to vandalize the memorials.
 * No more attractions, therefore there is now nothing fun to do there.

Mount Rushmore

 * Redesign it to make it look like this.
 * Not making it a national park.
 * It is a graffiti drawing instead of a sculpture,
 * Have it located in the middle of nowhere.
 * Have it drawn on an old, abandoned building instead of being on a mountain.
 * Make it much smaller.
 * No gift shop.

Brisbane

 * It's a direct ripoff to Melbourne.
 * It is located at Somalia instead of Queensland.
 * The buildings are easily breakable and weak.

Melbourne

 * Remove the West Gate Bridge, Flinders Street Station and Eureka Skydeck.
 * The city is easily prone to crimes.
 * The city is HEAVILY vandalized and damaged, with a lot of litter.
 * The city is located in Syria.

Sydney

 * The whole city is made of paper and wood.
 * It rips off Brisbane, Melbourne, New York City, London, Paris, Monaco, Warsaw, Berlin, Saint Petersburg, Moscow, Tokyo, Shanghai, Hong Kong, Seoul, San Francisco and Toronto.