Pickles

Pickles are very random foods. They are cucumbers soaked in evil and plan to destroy the human race...but can't because they're inanimate. There are rumors that they are alien ninjas... But again they're inanimate... or are they.

Pickles taste good when you eat them, it's probably the evil melting in your mouth. But, Dr. Joe Picklehead invented completely non-evil pickles. Humans have spread rumors that it's just a cucumber with a different name...but what do they know?

Pickles.