JUDGE JUDY BANNED LOST EPISODE LOST PILOT FINAL EPISODE 0004 UNAIRED REBOOT EARLY REEL.EXE.AVI.MP4.MP3.WAV.MKV.WEBM.MP4

ok you are not going to believe this, but this is absolutely real, i used to think it was fake until it was real or something convincing

i was an intern at cbs and we were making judge judy i mean we were recording it or something i guess we were writing the script no wait it's not that sorta show

i don't really know how the show was working because i was only the person who made the coffee when i wanted to be judge judy and i was extremely upset so i pissed in the peoples coffee and i got fired ;-;

when i got fired they gave me a vcd of what they said was the pilot episode, final episode, lost episode, banned episode, missing episode, unaired reboot and early reel of the show because plot convenience hell yahhhhhhhhh

what's a vcd you might ask? a video cd, the quality of vhs but on dvd

so like the opposite of the vhs revolution

THIS SELF ADVERTISEMENT HAS BEEN CROSSED OUT DON'T DO THAT AGAIN

; ^; so i got home and i couldnt be bothered to make any proper dinner so i just had a sandwich and i put the vcd in my wii and it said unable to read disc

then it got stormy outside for no reason and then lightning came into my house

bzzt

OK, I DID PROPER LIGHTNING NOISE THIS TIME

good no more of this fly stuff

then lighting struck the wii and a laser shot out of the disc slot and a new channel got downloaded called THE DEATHBREW CHANNEL which is like the homebrew channel but scary and the water was blood and there was shark eating people and music 99999999999999% louder

the two options were not allowed so i wasn't allowed to choose it for some reason id probably be eaten by the shark and if i turn off wii too wii dont turn off when i press it i didn't think to like run away or anything or turn off electricity or unplug wii or smash the wii to bits

and su tart so i pressed su tart and the scren was glitching then it went into the menu which said watch the episode with all the words that i can't remember its too confusing or the fifth episode of the banned japanese dub of judge judy with boobies exposed oh my god i may finally get to see judge judy's boobies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what are you talking about you've already seen them

EXCUSE ME THAT IS VERY CLASSIFIED INFORMATION >:(

so i watch banned dub and it was just what i expected apart from bobbies part

WHO THE HELL IS BOBBY

STOP INTERRUPTING THIS STORY, THIS IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS

me not allowed to show bobbies part or this wiki will get shut down for the second time and there'll be no other place to move it and raichu's endless nights doesn't want to be the one to jinx it getting shutting down after being on the original wiki for only a week

the sad coincidence still makes me cry

BOBBIES

unfortunately fbi came to my house and took that video away so that's gone but they still left me with the other one

i check it and oh my god my wii is glitching

oops my wii crashed i lost all my data but i had an anti virus

antivirus is not enough, you need protogent

ok it's ok that didn't actually happen wii still working but now it played episode

it started with intro, but wait a sec i need to put a video of the the intro in another tab to get a reference

brb

have to pause soundcloud

if you are wondering i was listening to theory of everything 2 this is a real fact

ok paused it

ok i have it in the other tab

so instead of going DUN DUN DUN DUN there was screaming going AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

judge judy looked like devil and man said

you are about to enter the courtroom in hell of judge judith idk how to spell her last name nvm

when the clips of her were talking to people she was shooting them with eye lasers instead and hyper realistic blood everywhere and the man was saying

the people are dead the cases are staged

the rulings are biased

this is judge judy

disclaimer: i don't think judge judy is actually staged or biased please don't sue me for libel i just thought it would be funny im sorry im sorry im sorry

the text instead of judge judy said

u

dy

OMG IT'S SAYING I'LL DIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

then scary black screen said prototype episode do not distribute or something copyright (c) cbs america

then the episode started and two people were coming in satan and god and courtroom in black and red and edgy hyper realistic blood all the people in the rows were hyper realistic which i wasn't very scared of because i was expecting people in a live action television programme to be realistic because it's literally in real life

the narrator was the same text to speech voice they use in goanimate videos for boris and he was saying 'god is suing satan for a billion trillion dollars because satan sprayed silly string all over his porsche converitble, satan is counter suing god for a trillion billion dollars because ___________________________'

the man who looks like the fbi person idk was giving judge judy the paper about the case or whatever and he said all rise motherfucker

then judge judy said to god you realise this is the court of hell and we all hate you and we are all biased against you so we are all going to rule in favour of satan because satan is the true god of the planet

then god started getting fireballs thrown at him by the crowd because they all had fire flowers because fire flowers seem to grow everywhere in hell because you know fire

then god got burnt to ashes and satan got the trillion billion dollars

then the fbi person said unfortuntaltely this episode has only been recording for thirty seconds and it's already over what now

then judge judy said ok move on to the next case

the next case was

person who will be edited in later is suing other person who will be edited in later for amount of money that will be edited in later, other person who will be edited in later is counter suing person who will be edited in later for amount of money that will be edited in later as well

the doors of the court opened but nobody was walking in but everyone was acting like two people were

the same thing happened you know the all rise motherfucker part

judge judy asked the blank person are you then she paused camera cuts to nothing

then judge judy got really really really really angry and her face red and horns and hyper realistic eyes she said I WANT YOU TO TAKE GOD OUT OF THE DICTIONARY

camera cuts to other nothing

then she screamed I ' M S P E A K I N G in very deep scary hyper realistic voice

then she got out of the desk and set the desk on fire which spread to the other parts of the courtroom and the whole courtroom was on fire and everyone was screaming and it sounded like suicidemouse.avi and everyone burnt to ashes as well then judge judy inhaled everyones ashes and now she looks like this

then judge judy said THERE IS NO ORDER IN THE COURT OF HELL

then she said

maybe it's a dream maybe nothing else is real

but it wouldn't mean a thing if i told you how i feel

so i'm tired of all the pain all the misery inside

and i wish that i could live feeling nothing but the night

you can tell me what to say you can tell me where to go

but i doubt that i will care and my heart will never know

if i make another move there'll be no more turning back

because everything will change and it all will fade to black

then it started skipping and going back

maybe it's a dream maybe nothing else is real

maybe it's a dream maybe nothing else is real

maybe it's a dream maybe nothing else is real

maybe it's a dream maybe nothing else is real

maybe it's a dream maybe nothing else is real

maybe it's a dream maybe nothing else is real

maybe it's a dream maybe nothing else is real

maybe it's a dream maybe nothing else is real

maybe it's a dream maybe nothing else is real

maybe it's a dream maybe nothing else

maybe it's a dream maybe nothing

maybe it's a dream maybe

maybe it's a dream

it's a dream

it's dream

dream

dream

dream

dream

dream

dream

this appeared to summon the being

the being

the being

he appeared to judgejudy.exe

a being with on the left side a black jacket white shirt and teal tie (from interpretation and older art shows this) blue jeans and yellow elbow and knee pads

on the right side a lime green hoodie and white trousers

brown hair which is a tiny bit curlier on the right side on the being's forehead the left side of a pair of black and blue goggles and the right side of a white mask with a black smile on it (which is connected with a black headstrap around the back)

also eye glow particle thing liek sans undertael because bad time

ALSO HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD

he said you have successfully completed this task of becoming another badly written and cliche creepypasta character that looks identical to all of the others which is a good thing

then dreamtdm.exe made everything disappear including the camera and everything leaving episode on cliffhanger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was black screen for very very very long time then my wii got this error

then i was suddenly in roblox as a noob and i was in a house with a glass table and a chair then the glass table broke and me the chair and the entire house shattered into a bajillion pieces and the last thing i heard before i was dead forever was

OH NO

OUR TABLE

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