How to Make Good Places Bad

Chuck E. Cheese

 * Have it open in 2007.
 * The pizza they make taste really bad, like burnt cardboard...
 * Actually, let them only serve poop as food, and pee as drinks.
 * The arcade games don't even work.
 * In fact, there's no entertainment.
 * Everything else is all like Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
 * Have the animatronics say, "Happy Birthday, You Bastards".
 * The only song Chuck E Cheese sings is "Despacito".

Disney World

 * Have it be located in Miami Beach instead of Orlando.
 * Make the tickets even more overpriced than they already are.
 * Have it located someone's backyard.
 * Get rid of all of the rides, merchandise, and food.
 * Despite the name, it is barely even Disney themed at all.
 * The workers wear ugly fursuits instead of the high-quality costumes.
 * Alligators roam freely around the area.
 * All of the creepy rumors are true.

Washington, D.C.

 * Do not make it the capital and the government buildings are removed.
 * Replace the Washington Monument with a James Buchanan memorial.
 * Replace the Lincoln Memorial with an Andrew Johnson memorial.
 * Also, change the name to Buchanan and Johnson, D.C.
 * Replace the statue inside of the Jefferson memorial with a different one based on that really cringey Hamilton fanart with the Hatsune Miku binder. Also, replace the quotes inside with the descriptions from the drawing. You know exactly which image I'm talking about.
 * The Andrew Jackson memorial is the largest and gets the most attention of the memorials.
 * Replace the Einstein memorial with a Thomas Edison memorial.
 * Get rid of the Martin Luther King memorial, the FDR memorial, all of the war memorials, and the gardens.
 * No more attractions, therefore there is now nothing fun to do there.