Me Too

Me Too! is the title of an obscure, low-budget Canadian television show about a walking, talking cotton ball. Yes, you heard me right… a cotton ball. It was based on a vision the creator and his college roommate had while they were tripping their balls off on molly at an Ottawa rave. Designed as a brainwashing device disguised as a mildly disturbing children's program, it aired on CBC (Caribou Butt Channel)'s kids programming block from 2002 to 2003 with a total of two seasons and seventy-one fifteen minute-long episodes. References to illegal MKUltra experiments were present in multiple episodes, but they were all very subtle and the child viewers were too stupid to pick up on them. However, many recent viewer testimonies mention the show having a "creepy" vibe.

The show has two versions that were made around the same time as each other. The English version is called "Me Too!", while the French one is simply titled "Moi", which means "me" in French. Imagine having a conversation about childhood shows with a French person: "Quelle était votre émission préférée quand vous étiez enfant ?" "C'était «Moi» !" "Euh..." Ridiculous, right? You'd just look silly, especially because barely anyone remembers this show or even knows it exists!

Plot
Tangent aside, both versions had slight differences in the plot. The English version starred three live-action kids alongside the aforementioned cotton ball, but there were four kids in the French version. The cotton ball's name was either Fluffy or Agathe, depending on what version you were watching or discussing. She has big eyes, tiny arms and a secret plan to either wipe out or enslave the human race. In the logo, she is depicted as a perfectly round circle with no fluff on her whatsoever. Weird. I think it might just be her bald twin.

Each episode would begin with a kid running onto a tiny, circle-shaped set that looked like something out of a cheap sitcom (NO VISUALS FOR THIS, USE YOUR IMAGINATION), then taking a cotton ball out of their pocket and saying "Fluffy, fluffy, cotton puffy" (which is Pig Latin for "Baphomet will take your soul and feed it to the damned") while rubbing the ball in between their hands. Fluffy/Agathe would then come running onto the set at 100 miles per hour and give them a hug. She would grant the wish afterwards and then fade away into nothingness. Apparently, once filming was done, the actress playing Fluffy/Agathe would suck the kid's soul out with her eyes while still in the costume. No one would question it.

The series finale is about Fluffy/Agathe enslaving the human race and turning the Earth into a cotton ball-dominated dictatorship.

"Me Too" Now
"Me Too" faded into obscurity due to being creepy as hell. In 2015, an auction for the Fluffy/Agathe costume was put up on Ebay, with the highest being $5 and an empty Tim Horton's coffee cup.

2021 saw a bit of buzz about it in the lost media community, as well as a rumor that CBC is planning on re-airing it so Justin Trudeau can use it as either part of his inevitable third re-election campaign, a way to distract Canadians from using maple syrup as shampoo or to help them prepare for "The Cottonpocalypse".

A trustworthy Canadian who specializes in precognition has predicted that Fluffy/Agathe will become the next Prime Minister of Canada. We will have to see if that ends up being true or not.