An Alternate Ending to Tubb the Pirate (Madi's Version)


 * (Tubb and Sploshy get on their ship and Finbar emerges into the water.)
 * Finbar: I told you they were scary.
 * Reg: Fire! (Terence fires a cannon.)
 * Tubb, Sploshy, and Finbar: Whoa!
 * Reg: Fire! (Terence fires again.)
 * (The cannon firing continues.)
 * Tubb: Oh, no! What if they hit the boat? We'll sink.
 * Sploshy: And then we'll be eaten by sharks. Sharks eat anything!
 * (A cannonball actually hits the ship, and they scream like little girls.)
 * Tubb: Oh, no! We’ve been hit!
 * Sploshy: Abandon ship!
 * Tubb: I want my mummy, and I wish someone would save us and eat cannonballs.
 * Finbar: Cannonballs? Arr. Arr, arr. I wonder.
 * (Finbar swims up to Tubb and Sploshy.)
 * Finbar: Come on, hop on my back!
 * (Everyone gets off the ship and onto Fearless Finbar’s back.)
 * Tubb: Yes! Fearless Finbar, you’re saving us!
 * Reg: Fire! (Terence fires cannonball, but only to have it eaten by Finbar.)
 * Finbar: (says "Arr" and crunches the cannonball simultaneously) Mmmm, tasty!
 * Tubb: Did you see that?
 * Reg: Fire! (Terence continues firing the cannonballs, but still, only for Finbar to consume them.)
 * Sploshy: (giggles) Told you they eat anything. (giggles)
 * Terence: Err, Rusty Red, we're running out of cannonballs.
 * Reg: Oh, no! (He throws his crutch at them and then falls into the sand.)
 * (Finbar takes his friends to the island.)
 * Tubb: (chuckles) They're running out of cannonballs.
 * Sploshy: Yay! (giggles)
 * Finbar: Aaah, that means I won't get any dessert, arr, arr, arr.
 * Tubb: Eating those cannonballs was a swimmin' thing to do, Finbar.
 * Finbar: Swimmin', but mighty scary.
 * Tubb: But that's OK, everyone gets scared sometimes; but you can still be brave, Fearless Finbar.
 * Sploshy: Yeah, except now we don't have a ship.
 * Tubb: And now... we're probably gonna stay on this island... forever.
 * (Tubb breaks down crying.)
 * Sploshy: Captain, don't cry.
 * Finbar: Relax, Captain. Everything will be okay.
 * Tubb: (sniffles) Well...  I guess...
 * (Rusty Red and Terrible Terence show up and confront the good guys.)
 * Reg: I thought I told you to get off of our island!
 * Terence: Yeah, no rivals allowed!
 * (Everyone slowly backs away from the rivals.)
 * Tubb: Are they crazy? We don’t have a boat anymore! What should we do?
 * Finbar: (to Tubb) Um, well, we probably shouldn’t listen to them. We've got no choice but to live on the island now.
 * Tubb: You know, Finbar, you’re right. Pfft, if only I was as brave as you.