Dildney world



"This is cool"

~ many scientists in reviews of the park (seen in The Random Times)

Areas:
The park is split up into 6 areas, each with random rides


 * Main Street
 * TAA Seaport
 * Boardwalk
 * Tomorrowland
 * Rickys ToonTown

Main Park Rides
The star attractions are the Over-The-Top Interesting rides

Boardwalk

 * Da Matherhorn Pooseds (Tubular Roller coaster, must be 40” to ride)
 * LE SPOOKY EXPRESS (Dark ride) (must be 40” to ride)
 * motion simulator 1 (3D motion simulator) (must be 44” to ride)
 * Big Dipper (Log flume) (must be 40” to ride)
 * Panther (Launched roller coaster) (must be 52” to ride)

Main Street

 * Bungee jumping off the castle (must be 54” to bungee jump)
 * Triple arm Ferris wheel (Originally built in the early 70’s)

TAA Seaport

 * Tylers Awesome Ride (High-Tech dark ride)
 * Chip Express (Kiddie train ride)
 * Emmett and Davs Police Chase (3D motion simulator) (Must be 40” to ride)
 * Nicks Arcade
 * Walk through Replica Tour Bus

Tomorrowland

 * A Trip To Uranus (3D motion simulator)
 * Alien Encounters (Scary alien show) (must be 40” to experience, no one under the age of 7 allowed)
 * Epic Rollercoaster of epicness (tallest Rollercoaster in the world) (must be 54” to ride)
 * Tron: Lightcycle run (motorbike roller coaster) (must be 48” to ride)
 * Earthworm Jim’s Astro Blasters (Shooter ride)

Ricky’s ToonTown

 * Dudley Do-Rights Ripsaw Falls (log flume, must be 44” to ride)
 * Silly Symphony Swings (Swing ride, must be 36” to ride)
 * SpongeBob SquarePants The Ride (Dark ride)
 * The Adventures of Ren and Stimpy (Dark ride)
 * Steamboat Willie walkthrough

Hollywood Studios

 * Tower Of Terror (Haunted Elevator ride) (must be 40” to ride)
 * Runaway Railway (Dark ride)
 * Indiana Jones, Temple Of Peril (Dark ride/roller coaster) (must be 42” to ride)
 * Jaws: The Ride (Boat ride)
 * Men In Black: Alien Attack (Shooter ride)

Water Park Rides
There is Also a water park where it is impossible to stay dry


 * Wrong Lever: The Ride (Trapdoor Slide)
 * Slide Wheel
 * Racer (Dueling Slides)
 * Bikini Bottom Playland (Play Area)
 * Nickelodeon Slime Factory (Play Area, has a giant bucket that dumps slime/green water every 5 minutes)
 * Club penguin Island (Play Area)
 * Journey Thru the seven random seas (Water Coaster)

Restaurants
Is yo stomach rumbling? If so, Taste our foods!


 * WcMonalds (TAA Seport)
 * Sally’s Cafe (TAA Show Seaport)
 * Main Street Treats (Main Street)
 * Aqua Life Cafe (Animal Kingdom)
 * Cosmic Rays Starlight Cafe (Tomorrowland)
 * Comic Strip Cafe (Toon Lagoon)
 * The Krusty Krab (Planet Nickelodeon)

Gift shop
You probably end up leaving with merchandise from one of the gifts shops below


 * Entrance Gifts (Main street)
 * The Joltikplays Store (TAA Seaport)
 * Ranger Center (Animal Kingdom)
 * Star Wars Emporium (Tomorrowland)
 * Art of Cartoons store (Toon Lagoon)
 * SpongeStore ShopPants (Planet Nickelodeon)

Defunct Stuff

 * MPM Wonderland (Now Literally the entire park itself)
 * Kingda Ka (it was too problematic, so it closed)
 * Tower Of Scary Logos
 * Animal Kingdom (Replaced with Boardwalk, Matherhorn Pooseds was kept due to the popularity of the ride)
 * Kingda Ka (it was too problematic, so it closed)
 * Tower Of Scary Logos
 * Animal Kingdom (Replaced with Boardwalk, Matherhorn Pooseds was kept due to the popularity of the ride)
 * Kingda Ka (it was too problematic, so it closed)
 * Tower Of Scary Logos
 * Animal Kingdom (Replaced with Boardwalk, Matherhorn Pooseds was kept due to the popularity of the ride)

TripAdvisor rating
100% (12 reviews)

Reivews

 * Various scientists (about 10) said “This is cool” they all gave it 100%
 * The Random Times had an advertisement in the 6/1/2021 issue
 * JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi said “I made this park” he gave it 100%