Squid Game

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Squid Game is an Among Us. Among Us. It is the sequel to Among Us. Yo, Among Us?

History
According to Most historiologists, Squid Game might actually be the first game ever made. It was probably made by the same guys who invented shapes (not the crackers (maybe)) due to the appearance of the three basic shapes on the funny red boys (possibly sus). My skin is flaking and peeling.

Ingrebients

 * 2 cups of rice
 * 2 cups of rice
 * 5 cups vegetable oil
 * 1 cup pecanwalnuts, chooped
 * 3 cans evaporated milk, evaporated
 * Twenty eggs. Yes, twenty.
 * 1 cheese
 * 1 bread
 * 1 jar of dirt
 * 2 cups of rice
 * 2 cups of rice
 * 1,000,000,000 drops of milk, but only if it's from a pink carton.
 * 1 fistful of mirepoix, diced (chopped)
 * a fuckton of raisins. sorry for swearing.
 * nine blocks of cream cheese
 * some leaves from your backyard (or frontyard i don't really care)
 * Just a touch of olive oil. Just a touch.
 * a lil drop of sexyness and/or swag (don't add too much or it'll be 2swexy4u)
 * plop a whole ass onion in there for good measure.
 * plop a whole ass onion in there for good measure.

Squid Game is is vegan and is gluten-free. (that means it doesn't have any gluten).

Why it's called Squid Game
I have no idea haha

Guess what
no I can't tell you you have to guess haha

okay I'll tell you. I'm dabbing in real life

Somebody who watched squid game when it was popular attempts to remember all of the games
if i got them wrong or missed one please tell me
 * 1) Doll with laser eyes shooting everyone when you moved at the wrong time
 * 2) Cutting the shapes out of the honeycomb
 * 3) Playing marbles
 * 4) The one with the plexi glass and normal glass and people fell off
 * 5) the actual squid game

Images that have nothing or very little to do with squid game
[[Category:To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.]]