Plants vs. Zombies: Z-Tech War-Tech!/Transcript

The Queue (Garage Only)
Nate Timely (on TV): Okay, before we get into the plan and the good stuff, here's what you need to know.


 * cuts to an animation of a bunch of Weeds entering a coaster*

Patrice Blazing: As you get on the coaster, put on the lock belt, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.


 * cuts to an animation of a Peashooter taking pictures*

Patrice Blazing: Secondly, flash photography is not allowed on the ride. That applies to you Peashooter!


 * cuts to a Wall-Nut struggling on his seat beside a Sunflower*

Patrice Blazing: Thirdly, if you have any children, please assist them on their seat of the ride.


 * cuts to several panning icons*

Patrice Blazing: And lastly, Eating, Drinking and Smoking is prohibited during our trip... seriously.


 * cuts back to Nate*

Nate Timely: Thanks Patrice! Now back to our sponsors... which we don't have.

The Ride

 * TV turns on each coaster car to reveal Crazy Dave, Nate Timely and Patrice Blazing*

Crazy Dave: Heya!

Patrice: Hello plant recruits! As you may know, you aren't here for just amusement, this is serious business.

Nate: *jumps in* And we mean, really serious business!