Dildney world

"This is cool"

~ many scientists in reviews of the park (seen in The Random Times)

Areas:
The park is split up into 6 areas, each with random rides


 * Main Street
 * The Joltikplays Show Seaport
 * Animal Kingdom
 * Tomorrowland
 * Toon Lagoon
 * Planet Nickelodeon

Main park rides
the star attractions are the Over-The-Top Interesting rides


 * Da Matherhorn Pooseds (Animal Kingdom)
 * Kingda Ka (Animal Kingdom)
 * Bungee jumping off the castle (Main Street)
 * The Joltikplays Show Ride (The Joltikplays Show Seaport)
 * Chip Express (The Joltikplays Show Seaport)
 * Emmett and Davs Police Chase (The Joltikplays Show Seaport)
 * Nicks Arcade (The Joltikplays Show Seaport)
 * Tower of the scary logos (The Joltikplays Show Seaport)
 * A Trip To Uranus (Tomorrowland)
 * Alien Encounters (Tomorrowland)
 * Dudley Do-Rights Ripsaw Falls (Toon Lagoon)
 * Silly Symphony Swings (Toon Lagoon)
 * SpongeBob SquarePants The Ride (Planet Nickelodeon)
 * The Adventures of Ren and Stimpy (Planet Nickelodeon)
 * Walk through Replica Tour Bus (the Joltikplays Show Seaport)

Water Park Rides
There is Also a water park where it is impossible to stay dry


 * Wrong Lever The Ride (Trapdoor Slide)
 * Slide Wheel
 * Racer (Dueling Slides)
 * Bikini Bottom Playland (Play Area)
 * Nickelodeon Slime Factory (Play Area, has a giant bucket that dumps slime/green water every 5 minutes)
 * Club penguin Island (Play Area)
 * Journey Thru the seven random seas (Water Coaster)

Restaurants
Is yo stomach rumbling? If so, Taste our foods!


 * WcMonalds (The Joltikplays Show Seaport)
 * Sally’s Cafe (The Joltikplays Show Seaport)
 * Main Street Treats (Main Street)
 * Aqua Life Cafe (Animal Kingdom)
 * Cosmic Rays Starlight Cafe (Tomorrowland)
 * Comic Strip Cafe (Toon Lagoon)
 * The Krusty Krab (Planet Nickelodeon)

Gift shop
You probably end up leaving with merchandise from one of the gifts shops below


 * Entrance Gifts (Main street)
 * The Joltikplays Store (The Joltikplays Show Seaport)
 * Ranger Center (Animal Kingdom)
 * Star Wars Emporium (Tomorrowland)
 * Art of Cartoons store (Toon Lagoon)
 * SpongeStore ShopPants (Planet Nickelodeon)

Defunct Stuff

 * MPM Wonderland (Now Literally the entire park itself)
 * Cutie Tunes Seaport (Now The Joltikplays show seaport)
 * Planet Shea (Now Planet Nickelodeon)
 * Macy’s Parade Mysteries Carousel
 * Speedland (Now Tomorrowland)
 * Kool Stars Kool Snacks (Now the Krusty Krab)
 * Carvel and CoolBobs Splash Bash (Now SpongeBob: The Ride)
 * The Gamer Gazers Land (Now Toon Lagoon)
 * Krazy Karts Krazy Koaster (Now Da Matterhorn Pooseds)
 * Jay Marcus Flying Acorns
 * Derek Cools All You Can Eat Buffet (Now Comic Strip Cafe)
 * TogeBoomers Ripshaw Falls (Now Dudley Do-Rights Ripsaw Falls)
 * Spinning Sparkies (now Silly Symphony Swings)
 * Eugenes Wacky Journey (now Chip Express)
 * Some of this stuff was remade or Relocated to the theme park in The Random Mall

TripAdvisor rating
100% (12 reviews)

Reivews

 * Various scientists (about 10) said “This is cool” they all gave it 100%
 * The Random Times had an advertisement in the 6/1/2021 issue
 * JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi said “I made this park” he gave it 100%