Abraham Lincoln. Honest Abe…or so we'd had you believe.

Last year he said that he was 15 years old. Now he claims to be 16. Which is it, Abe? Better keep your story straight. He'd also like you to believe he's not a baby eater, but he's never gone on record saying he isn't. Maybe he's too busy eating babies. I can't wait to eat this baby! (baby) *baby cries* *gasp* *slurps* When's it gonna stop, Abe? Not voting for Abe: it just makes sense.