Quandale Dingle

is a person who does a lot of weird stuff. And I mean, a lot of weird stuff.

He has been arrested for multiple crimes as well.

Early life
TBA.

Personal life
TBA.

Trivia
TBA.

Quotes
NOTE: The words in brackets are not Quandale’s quotes, they’re randomly added sound effects.


 * "What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD"
 * "Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. My cousin Henry Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FUCK??) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT????) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died."
 * "Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy."
 * "Hey fellas it's Quandele Dingle here I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink and he went to bed for a really long time I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (herrrrr) I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head my goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quandele Dingle tried to eat my but during Ramadhan"
 * "When I was 10 years old my goofy ahh uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie dude! My mom caught him and beat him with a pan. I created an explosive bomb and put it in my sister's lunch box, and blew her to smithereens."
 * "I put Viagra in my goofy ahh uncle's drink and he tried to do bad things to me. I drowned in the bathtub when I was 15 years old. I sold my grandpa's crutches and he fell down the stairs and broke his back. (OHGREATHEAVENS!) My dad gave me a knuckle sandwich full force. (OHSHIT)!
 * "My crazy ahh uncle watching sis loves me and inappropriate stepmom videos in the bathroom. (WHATAREYOUDOINGSTEPMOM?) I put a fork in the electrical outlet and blew my hand off. My brother, Linguini, put liquid laxatives in my grandpa's dentures. He shit his brains out! (OHGOODNESSGRACIOUS!)"

Comments
what the fuck are these quotes

-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 01:33, 2 June 2022 (UTC)