How to make best food in world

Ingredients

 * 1) 69kg of Sodium Chloride
 * 2) 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001g of Polonium
 * 3) 6kg of anchovies
 * 4) 1g of haddocks
 * 5) 1 gallon of O3 (ozone)
 * 6) A baker's dozen of radium
 * 7) OH SHI amount of Oganesson
 * 8) ALOT of Astatine Bromide
 * 9) Not even a single gram of Thallium

What to do after you mixed all of this together

 * 1) BURN IT TO HELL
 * 2) Pour lava on it
 * 3) Wait until its a rock with a face on it
 * 4) Your all done
 * 5) Yay