How to Make Good Places Bad

Chuck E. Cheese

 * Have it open in 2007.
 * The pizza they make taste really bad, like burnt cardboard...
 * Actually, let them only serve poop as food, and pee as drinks.
 * The arcade games don't even work.
 * In fact, there's no entertainment.
 * Everything else is all like Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
 * Have the animatronics say, "Happy Birthday, You Bastards".
 * The only song Chuck E Cheese sings is "Despacito".

Disney World

 * Have it be located in Miami Beach instead of Orlando.
 * Have it located someone's backyard.
 * Get rid of all of the rides, merchandise, and food.
 * Despite the name, it is barely even Disney themed at all.
 * The workers wear ugly fursuits instead of the high-quality costumes.
 * Alligators roam freely around the area.
 * All of the creepy rumors are true.