How To Make Bad Video Games Worse

E.T.

 * Make a high-definition sequel to this game, kinda.
 * They did that in the AVGN Movie (which is good to begin with), then why not in real-life?
 * The graphics are messier than they were.
 * Annoying low-quality chiptune music plays in the background.
 * The game crashes half-way through.

Sonic '06

 * Sonic marries Elise
 * Also, they'll have hedgehog-human babies too
 * Scary, right?
 * The final boss is 500 silvers (A.K.A.: ITS NO USE INTENSIFIES )
 * The reason why if it would happen is because that Silver cloned himself and became brainwashed by the Solaris.
 * Make it the last game in the series (What a horrible way to end off.)
 * Until Sega decides to reboot the series, but with having the series take place after Sonic '06.
 * Yeah, just think about what happens if Sonic '06 is canon to the franchise.
 * Add more glitches and crashes.

Sonic Genesis (GBA)

 * Add more glitches, crashes, and such.
 * The controls are more slippery.

Superman 64

 * Worsen the controls even more.
 * Have only 5 seconds to complete each task.
 * The rings are in random places.

Hotel Mario

 * The final bosses are the Wario bros., and the battle is very anti-climatic, with Wario farting and eating garlic in the middle of battle and Waluigi screaming " WALUIGI TIME!" before attacking with a tennis racket at a very short range. Both would "WAH" every 5 seconds.
 * Oh yeah, Waluigi didn't exist yet until 2000.
 * Also, this will make Bowser the penultimate boss.
 * Plus, I'm such a comedic genius when I came up with this.
 * The only way to defeat them is by jumping on them in one hit and they suffer brain damage, get dizzy, and give up.
 * Make a song about how the Wario bros., Wario and Waluigi are too easy to be defeated similar to I Can't Defeat AirMan, except it's called "The Wario Bros. Are Too Easy".
 * Bowser becomes killed off after defeating him and rescuing Princess Peach.
 * For the reason why Bowser will die in this game if it ever happened is because he found out that he has no extra lives (as if he ran out of them) and then he gets horribly slaughtered by his own hotel, like when a chandelier impales him right in the belly, one of the hotel walls falls down and crushes his reptilian turtle/dragon skull, and thus, we'll never see the Koopa King again.
 * RIP in Pesky Plumber: Bowser. (Year of whatever he's born in)-1994. Make way for the new superstar villains, and it's, the Wario bros., Wario and Waluigi!?!?
 * The Koopa King's last words: "I knew that taking over the Mushroom Kingdom with hotels can never be a good idea. Why did I do that?"
 * Make it be on other consoles.
 * Make it the last Mario game.
 * Until Nintendo decides to reboot the series, but with having the series take place after Hotel Mario.
 * Yeah, it will involve confusing plots, six golden coins, lack of Bowser since he got murdered, and the Wario bros. are the comedic main villains that steal the spotlight from now on. It will happen to be like Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins, but made even more lazier than it was.
 * For those who don't know, it's part of a trope called Sequelitis.
 * The plot is way more confusing.
 * Same for the gameplay.
 * There's slowdowns and choppy frame rates for some reason.
 * Jumpscares are abundant.
 * Include more stupider jokes (Wait, that would be hilarious!)

Every game for a property made, owned, or owned today by Mattel

 * Bad graphics.
 * Terrible music.
 * Mattel goes bankrupt because of this.
 * What else is there to say?

Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

 * Elise is a playable character
 * And her new sidekick is....Spoiler alert! It's Buhdeuce from Breadwinners. (No flipping way!)
 * We found out that Lyric is actually a nuclear snake that's created by, who else but the Wario bros., Wario and Waluigi. (Wait, what?!?!?!)
 * Yikes! How is that gonna work?

Rascal Racers (PS1)

 * Put in some adult dinosaur cosplaying as Baby Sinclair from one episode of Jim Henson's Dinosaurs, a saber-toothed tiger, Lanky Kong's evil twin from another dimension named Yknal Gnok, and a blue otter dinosaur and make them playable characters.
 * The raccoon looks like a boat with a smiley face drawn on it-oh wait, they did that.
 * Or replace the raccoon with an ugly version of Pinch Raccoon from PB&J Otter, or any fictional raccoon for that matter.
 * The racetracks are blander and emptier.

Dissidia Final Fantasy (for those who like the game, respect my opinion on it)

 * Include several more swear words.
 * Remove the player's ability to dodge.
 * Remove Quick Play Mode.
 * Put in lots of glitches to make it unplayable.
 * Include more mispronunciations.
 * Make the character designs even worse than they already are.
 * Remove the pre-battle quotes.
 * Make the game even more broken than it already is.
 * Remove alternate outfits.
 * Lack of music.