Number 15: Casagrande Mercado Foot Lettuce

The last thing you'd want in your burger is some Latino retail worker's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. The retail worker uploaded a photo anonymously to 4chan showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you buy at the Mercado." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.



The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Mercado in question was alerted to the rogue Mexican. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested he was somewhere in Great Lakes City, U.S.A. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Mercado branch address was posted with wishes of happy removing of his employment status. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer (a friend of the employee). And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: the Mercado's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. A local magazine contacted the Mercado in question the next day. When questioned, the now-former employee's younger sister, aged 11, said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to buying our fresh fruits and vegetables in peace.

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Comments
this is more related to the original version but how would foot fungus get on the lettuce if the guy had shoes on

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 19:55, 28 August 2022 (UTC)

he is god

-- linkin park numb nightcore (talk) 23:12, 28 August 2022 (UTC)