Random-ness Museum

The Random-ness Museum was founded by Ultimatehero in 2011, located in Random City of Random Region. The museum features a wide variety of random stuff, you name it, we have that. All of Random-ness Museum's exhibitions, receptions, and artist interviews are free and open to the public. Do not steal though, you'll go to jail for a looonggg time!

Exhibitions
Everyone is free to create new exhibits and donate artifacts to existing ones.

Animal Exhibit

 * Skin of a cyray with stuffed stuff in it
 * A painting comparing Perry to a regular platypus.........Perry the Platypus looks better
 * A model Beecat
 * DE CAIK!
 * Catdog
 * The hybrids from the Wuzzles
 * Add more!

Phineas and Ferb Exhibit

 * A statue of all the character's hands stuck together
 * Bookshelves with Doof's minature -inators on it
 * Parts of the rollercoaster glued together
 * The contraption from The Bully Code
 * Candace's old cell phone that she "lost".
 * DE CAIK!
 * Gretchen's Glasses (they're more epic then you'd think)
 * Some of Phineas and Ferb's Blueprints
 * A Part of the "Summer All the Time" Fashion Collection
 * Add more

Kh2cool Exhibit

 * Autograph signing with Me!
 * My old toys and video games
 * My old Books
 * Wack a Beiber (Beat up Justin Beiber in person)

Mochlum Exhibit

 * Popsicle stick with my saliva on it! (I can use a good clone these days)
 * DE CAIK!
 * My Old LEGO Collection
 * My Old DVD/Video Game Collection
 * Selena Gomez

DE CAIK! Exhibit

 * DE CAIK!
 * A slice of DE CAIK!
 * A candle from DE CAIK!
 * Some frosting from DE CAIK!

Food Exhibit

 * Empty Pickle Jar
 * Full Pickle Jar
 * Word Pickle
 * Swiss Cheese
 * Cheesey Pizza
 * DE CAIK! (Hey, it's food, ya know.)
 * American Cheese
 * Nintendo Cereal
 * A bathtub full of chicken nuggets and a Shirley Temple next to it.
 * Yes you can go in the bathtub.
 * Add more

Portal Exhibit

 * Portal Gun
 * The Cake (not to be confused with DE CAIK!)
 * Companion Cube
 * Personality Cores
 * Neurotoxin Emitters (inactive)
 * Turrets (inactive)
 * GLaDOS piece
 * Weighted Storage Cube (not Companion Cube)
 * Add more

Super Mario Exhibit

 * Super Mushroom
 * Fire Flower
 * Starman
 * F.L.U.D.D.
 * Poltergust 3000
 * 1-UP Mushroom
 * Mini Mushroom
 * A Koopa Statue
 * Gallery of Mario Characters
 * Bowser's shell
 * Mario's go kart
 * Yoshi Egg
 * Koopaling Statues
 * Super Mario Bros. Famicom cartridge
 * Add more

Meme Exhibit

 * Crumbs from Nyan Cat
 * Vegeta's Broken Scouter (Ovar 9000)
 * Portrait of Cats (All Your Base Are Belong To Us)
 * Peel from Annoying Orange
 * A large model of O RLY vs. YA RLY
 * The Spartan's Sword (This is Sparta)
 * Locks from Fred's Hair (Fred)
 * Grapes (The Duck Song)
 * Rage Face Bottle Cap Painting
 * Large Framed Prints of Vaporwave Aesthetics
 * An Empty Area Roped off from the Rest of the Exhibit (Represents all the gfs I've had)
 * A statue of Oro and Peek
 * An expanded dong (nsfw!!!!)
 * Sample of ligma
 * Large Framed Prints of Minimalist Frog Memes
 * Large Framed Print of the Script for the LazyTown Episode "Robbie's Dream Team"
 * A statue of Robbie Rotten eating cake
 * Animation cel of Primitive Sponge's (Not SpongeGar!!) famous scene
 * Steamed Hams
 * A unboxed Rattle Me Bones
 * Copies of You On Kazoo and Let's Sing Along on VHS
 * A statue of the Deez Nuts guy getting rekt by Shrek.
 * Giant statue of Big Chungus
 * Giant statue of Moto Moto
 * Giant statue of NEDM
 * A music player playing "Old Town Road."
 * Taxidermed Grumpy Cat
 * Add more!

Minecraft Exhibit

 * Creeper Remains(ssss...)
 * Blocks
 * Ashes from one of Herobrine's fires
 * Diamond Pickaxe
 * Arrows From Skeleton
 * Ender Pearl
 * Ender Dragon statue
 * Ender Dragon egg
 * Herobrine statue

MAD Exhibit

 * Phineas and Ferb's Black Hole Recycler
 * The Straight A Team's Truck
 * The Rock (from TransBoreMores)
 * Checkaflue's Pokeball
 * Blu's Green Lantern Ring
 * Pooh's Pot from Pooh Grit
 * A Narnia Lunchbox
 * A Bieber Bowl
 * Snake's Oven Mit
 * All MAD Magazinez EVER
 * The Sleepy Cloud
 * The Ancient Book of Prophecies (from Kung Fu Blander)
 * Lakitu's Camera (from Gaming's Next Top Princess)
 * Dead Guy from CSiCarly (okay, maybe not)
 * Giant Monster Blue (from Avaturds!) (uhh maybe not also...)
 * Black Spy's bomb
 * Blutendo from Avaturd
 * Build-a-Bieber Gift Card
 * Bob's Hair Gel

Llama Exhibit

 * A llama
 * Llama scat
 * A picture of a llama
 * The Dolly Llama

Wayside Exhibit
Located on the 30th floor.
 * Maurecia's sunglasses (from that Hall Monitor episode)
 * Principal Kidswatter's scooter (from the episode "Slow Mo Mo")
 * The trash compactor that was on the 30th floor in the pilot
 * &lt;strike&gt;THE DEAD BODIES OF THOSE WHO DID NOT SURVIVE ON THE TRANSITION TO THE TV SHOW&lt;/strike&gt;
 * A lock of Joe's hair
 * Sharie's old jacket.
 * Maurecia-flavored Ice Cream
 * One of the cows that supposedly infested the school. It may not actually be one of the cows, but hell, it can't go down any flights of stairs.
 * One of Sammy's raincoats
 * Rondi's front teeth, which were supposedly punched out by Allison.
 * A bowl of Mushroom Surprise.
 * The yellow ball.
 * Many of Bebe's drawings.
 * Maureica's helmet
 * The square things (also from the episode "Slow Mo Mo")

Chuck E. Cheese's/Showbiz Pizza Palace Exhibit

 * Original Helen Henny walkaround
 * A Munch Jr. animatronic
 * Foxy Flanagan animatronic
 * A photo of Chuck E. and Billy Bob together
 * Helen Henny 3-stage bot with plastic cosmetics
 * Beach Bird animatronic from Banjo Billy's Pizza
 * Half-Concept Unification-'ed Beach Bear
 * Full Rock-afire Explosion show in fully-working and great condition (runs on a TiVo and a show selector) (the Pingas Pizza bots were in storage as backups incase the show stopped working until they were restored and sold off to The Big Cash Money in 2014)
 * Various props from commercials for Showbiz Pizza Place
 * Chuck E. Cheese walkaround minus the hat
 * Showbiz Pizza and Chuck E. Cheese's spoof movie posters
 * Mannequins wearing the Yogi Bear and Statue of Liberty cosmetics
 * A working Uncle Klunk in great condition
 * A working Chuck E. Cheese's rocker stage with a PTT Helen (also runs on a TiVo and uses a show selector)

GoAnimate Exhibit (because FYTY)

 * A box of Grape Nuts
 * Electric chair from execution videos
 * Kumi's clothing
 * Various weapons
 * Pumping Poop
 * A bunch of Warren Cook's fake VHS openings.

OrangeBird2013 Exhibit

 * His tiny peepee
 * His vanilla cream-covered Orange Bird plushie
 * A statue of him laughing at Bing's piss-poor attempts to insult him

Moon Snail Exhibit

 * A trash bag with the "Least valid person ever" medal pinned onto it

Good Anime Exhibit

 * Original Models of Wallace and Grommit
 * Assorted King ofthe Hill Storyboards and Promotional Artwork
 * Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls Official Artwork and Animated Clips
 * CORY IN THE HOUSE POSTERS

Comp's Exhibit

 * Every episode of Seinfeld.
 * Prof. Wright's hat
 * Old designs of Scienceburg Labs characters
 * DONUTS
 * FOR I AM THE DONUT QUEEN
 * Malcolm, the king of love.

Six Flags Exhibit

 * A skateboard car from Tony Hawk's Big Spin
 * Pictures of every Batman: Ride roller coaster
 * Thomas the Tank Engine
 * Pictures of the now abandoned Six Flags New Orleans park
 * Kidsongs Ride the Roller Coaster VHS tape
 * The world's largest Larson Super Loop flat ride (approximately 400 feet tall)

Team Fortress 2 Exhibit
Located conveniently next to the Wayside exhibit.


 * The Heavy's minigun
 * A sandvich
 * Painis Cupcake
 * A vagineer

Sega Exhibit

 * A Sega Genesis
 * A Genesis Nomad
 * Every commercial for Sega stuff from around the world
 * P.J. Pizzazz robot from the Sega-run FEC of the same name
 * A Sega Game Gear
 * A Sega Dreamcast
 * A Sega Saturn
 * A Sega Master System
 * A Sega Genesis 32X
 * A Sega CD system
 * A Sonic statue
 * The squirrel from the Game Gear commercial.

Obscure Stuff exhibit

 * Raggedy Ann &amp; Andy: A Musical Adventure VHS
 * The Brave Little Toaster animation cels
 * Props and costumes from the Raggedy Ann musical
 * A Nintendo Love Tester
 * Jurassic Boy 2 copies for the NES, Famicom, and Game Boy Color (can be picked up and played for the low low price of a dime)
 * A Surge vending machine
 * Every episode of Frankenguy and the Professor
 * The Bobinogs' outfits.
 * Clay models of Rubbadubbers and Yoho Ahoy characters.

Discovery Zone exhibit

 * Z-Bop and Shoe-B robots (come out from the back of the exhibit to interact with guests)
 * Some tubes
 * Ball pit balls
 * A Discovery Zone sign

BigSpinCoaster exhibit

 * A part of the 'Cuda Falls water slide from Darien Lake
 * A Brothers store sign
 * A Justice store sign

A3 Exhibit

 * Basically a ton of merchandise for Stereo Street, Robokip and Mushroom Wars
 * Also a huge hall of all the current programming

Laser tag sports exhibit

 * A entire freakin' Photon arena.
 * Unboxed Worlds of Wonder Lazer Tag sets.
 * Star Trek Electronic Phasers toys (Can be picked up and played with for the low low cost of $20)

Mega Man Exhibit

 * Copies of every Mega Man game ever made
 * An E Tank
 * A Search Snake projectile

Strange Sources Exhibit

 * Gen. 1-8 Pokemon in the style of Pokemon Red &amp; Blue sprites
 * The Creepy Larry Face
 * A sign that says "YOU PASTA WAY"
 * A nude picture of Mr. Magoo
 * A statue of Archichoke
 * Explosive bags of chips
 * Quickles in a cage
 * A music box which plays the intro music from ClayFighter Sculptor's Cut
 * Terrorist Louis
 * T-Posing Chickens
 * Fleabie puppet
 * Ruined Roast
 * Explosive Teddy Bear
 * Carbuncle Devouring Momomo
 * Frog Chair
 * Fuzzy Donkey from Shrek
 * Add more

Sophie the Otter Exhibit

 * A slew of 1980s stuffed toys (Care Bears, Popples, Wuzzles, etc.)
 * Arcade game cabinets
 * PB&amp;J Otter sculptures
 * Lots of 1980s VHS tapes.
 * A Yamaha DX-7 (you can play it)
 * A  red Fender Stratocaster (you can also play it)
 * A penguin animatronic
 * A Sophie the Otter hand-rod puppet
 * Artwork by Sophie the Otter
 * An interactive life-sized Angry Birds game
 * Sophie's iPad
 * A bubble blower shaped like Bubblun from Bubble Bobble.
 * A tank of fish resembling Sophie's fish Hopper, Skipper, and Jumper.
 * A disco ball
 * Posters of bands Sophie is into (Queen, Led Zeppelin, Devo, Bon Jovi, Guns N' Roses, Sweet, etc.)
 * A jukebox

Jamesphie Exhibit

 * a pair of shades
 * sunblock so i can stay cool
 * lots of downloaded movies because nobody uses dvds or vhs tapes anymore
 * a cool mayonnaise because it is an instrument
 * a dead animatronic
 * a poster for jamesphie
 * anti-koolkid badge
 * $250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

The Choerryism exhibit

 * The penis music gif on an infinite loop on an iPad (even when all the lights are off and the museum is closed, the gif still plays on)
 * Crumbs from that cookie she ate yesterday (DO NOT EAT THEM THE GUARDS WILL TRANQUILIZE YOU LIKE A HORSE)
 * The Stanley Weezer edit (it is in the center of the exhibit)
 * A stolen flip flop because we ran out of ideas
 * A vial of her cerebrospinal fluid
 * my god what the fuck
 * An empty 2-liter bottle of Pepsi
 * A looping video of Loona receiving their first music show win (playing on another iPad across from the one playing the penis music gif)

Zootopia exhibit

 * Tba

BFDI Exhibit

 * A DVD of ALL BFDI EPISODES
 * BFDI Costumes
 * BFDI Posters
 * BFDI Clothing
 * A computer with Flash and the assets
 * BFDI Toys (Plushes, Jump Ropes, Swimming Pools, etc.)

EL'S EHXHIBIT THAT'S BETTER THAN 'S EXHIBIT AND ISN'T THE REAL OFFICIAL ONE

 * ur ugly mug
 * nothing
 * a bunch of dead grunts and l337 agents
 * MORE TO COME

Abbykat1286/Perry the rabbit's exhibit

 * Perry the rabbit's statue
 * Lori loud's statue

The Bandori Exhibit

 * Character statues
 * The Michelle costume
 * The crumbs from Moca's bread
 * The crumbs from Rimi's choco cornet
 * Chu2's headphones
 * All of Pareo's wigs (#WigSnatched!)
 * The butterfly that Mashiro saw
 * A replica of Random Star
 * A gallery of those cards with the really cool lineart (like that one Tsukushi dreamfes card and this extremely epic Kokoro card)
 * A statue of Oddie, Tae's rabbit
 * Rokka's glasses
 * Kanon's drumsticks
 * A statue of a Kitazawa croquette
 * Various framed album covers
 * Statues of Pen-chan and Mo-chan
 * A picture of Kaoru overlayed on top of the lesbian pride flag #fleeting #loveislove #littlekittens
 * Framed panels from the 4koma

MRZBRAINZ Exhibit

 * DVDs of all the unfinished shows I started
 * MR Z BRAINZ’s Box of Strange and Unusual Original Characters
 * A big book o lore

OwenTheLittenFan Exhibit

 * A statue of a Litten
 * The whole entire transcript of Hotel Mario on a stone tablet
 * A Windows XP Computer

Wolfie Exhibit

 * A poster with every Pokémon Generation I-VIII
 * Section with a TV that plays Amadeus on loop
 * Room with live birds
 * List with 100 ways to kill Manny Heffley
 * Statue of the Italian hand
 * The actual Badges from The AuSome Six!
 * Huge collection of Pokémon cards
 * Essay on why Teen Titans Go sucks
 * Broken statues of SwaeSwae and Buhdeuce

Warioware Exhibit

 * The cars from Crazy Cars.
 * The Goomba's from Super Wario Bros.

Travjt’s Exhibit

 * PFPs in frames
 * Automatic music player
 * A statue of Piggy defeating the player

HPfan2019's Exhibit

 * A statue of Eminem
 * Jailbreak Lamborghini
 * Roblox Bacon Hair, Roblox Noob and Roblox Salad Hair Statue
 * Apology Essay
 * PFP Cancellation Essay

Tall Autism’s Exhibit

 * Map of TallAutism2006 City
 * Statue of the Heeler Family
 * DVDs and VHS tapes (because why not?)
 * Japanese textbook (with real Japanese words/characters)

Joltikplays' Exhibit

 * The Joltikplays Show animation Cels
 * Guzzlord plush
 * Giant Care Bear Plush
 * Rainbow Dragonite GX card
 * Oversize Shiny Rayquaza GX card
 * An Omatone
 * A Mogerua Action Figure
 * Never Opened Drone
 * A replica of Joltikplays Mansion in Green Island (A city not too far away from Random city that Joltikplays lives in)
 * List with 100 ways to kill Land Of Wackiness residents
 * Rare Disney Pins
 * Invalid Essay on why MPM sucks
 * Vintage Ren and Stimpy cels

Among Us Exhibit

 * All the crewmate suits
 * A Bedcrab
 * The Imposters gun
 * Emergency meeting button
 * Airship Mannequins
 * A vent door
 * O2 tank
 * Command chair
 * Among Us Plushie
 * Trash Can
 * Fire Alarm
 * Stonetoss Comics edited to have Amogus

Macy’s Parade Mysteries Exhibit

 * TogeBoomers Time Travel Gun
 * TNTs Shoes
 * Nick-Noes Slime Blaster
 * The Mega-9 Million Degree Flamethrower-9000
 * Kaue and Joltechs Jetpacks
 * Oobi Balloon Poster
 * Candy Spear
 * Jelly tricycle
 * A goofy uses hammer
 * A Ban Button
 * A Giant Woody Woodpecker balloon
 * Garfield phone from 1981
 * Annoying blockbuster kids VHS
 * The Parade Mobile
 * The Dead Bodies of the scrapped heroes and Villains
 * Nolans name tag
 * Globros Shirt
 * Carries Front teeth
 * Joltechs shirt
 * The Bible which explains why this is the worst web series ever
 * a statue of Shea the superstar you’re supposed to throw tomatoes at

Disney Parks Exhibit

 * Dreamfinders airship
 * Buzzy animatronic
 * Test Track Touchscreen
 * Tron Motorcycle
 * A mini version of rock n roller coaster (you can ride it)
 * A diamond replica of Cinderella Castle
 * Donald Costume head from the 70s
 * the cutouts from Primeval Whirl
 * the Carnotarus from DINOSAUR
 * the lava monster from Journey to the center of the earth
 * A bunch of Figment merchandise
 * Sneak peaks of upcoming attractions
 * Build-a-Bear Downtown Disney Dog

iluvpenguins8's exhibit

 * A wyb13n plush  &lt;s&gt;covered in dieariah&lt;/s&gt;
 * Webkinz trading cards
 * A copy of 100 games in scratch
 * Four chicken mc nuggets
 * Animation cells for the shows on iluvpeguins8 studios
 * Spongebob animation cells
 * Never opened iPhone box

Gift Shop

 * Tshirts with Travjt's pfps on them.
 * Random-ness Museum LEGO set

Theft
On June 10, 2021 at exactly 11:05pm, three masked men illegally entered the Random-ness Museum during its closing hours. When the men successfully broke in, they stole these things from the following exhibits: For more information, see Random-ness Museum theft.
 * A box of grape nuts (GoAnimate Exhibit)
 * A trash bag with the "Least valid person ever" medal pinned onto it (Moon Snail Exhibit)
 * Everything from the SEGA exhibit
 * A sign that says "YOU PASTA WAY" (Strange Sources Exhibit)
 * A pair of shades (Jamesphie Exhibit)
 * Character statues (The Bandori Exhibit)
 * Four chicken mc nuggets (iluvpenguins8's exhibit)

Comments
At least none of my stuff got stolen

-- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 00:28, 13 June 2021 (UTC)