THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW RARE SCARY WII GAME 2007

note: this is a mix of a lost media wiki style article and a crepypesta, similar to judge judy (banned japanese dub) but with crepypesta elements

INFORMASHIN
in 2007 there was a jeremy kyle show wii game published by itv studios games which doesn't exist anymore because they existed to make this, outsourced to an unknown country and made by STEAMDRAN ENTERTAINMENT (uncredited) and one of the few wii games not licenced by nintendo because they couldn't be bothered but it was still released although a lot of the time it won't work in the wii because the copy protection passer thing on the game is a bit whack

this game is about you putting your custom made mii characters into select episode scenarios of episodes from the jeremy kyle show. there are 15 episodes recreated on the game from the real show, 5 made up ones, and the option to make your own episodes of the show and share them and download other peoples custom episodes over nintendo wfc i should have put that on the box whoops, also you could also submit your information to itv studios directly from the game so you could appear on the jeremy kyle show but it was buggy so it always failed to go through

interestingly the pegi rating of 16 is fake because this wasn't submitted to pegi you can kinda tell i uh i mean the designers drew it on themselves

this game sold very poorly it was the poorest selling wii game ever it was only released in the uk in select tesco and asda stores for £5.00 even when the wii was the latest nintendo home console only 50 copies were printed and only 10 were sold the whereabouts of the other 40 are unknown they were probably thrown in the bin and you can forget about this game making any sort of profit it was so big of a loss itv studios games shut down

no reviews of the game exist at all

the product code is RVL-1337-UKV

only two people ever made custom episodes and put them on nintendo wfc and you can't see them because it's shut down and they were lost and the people who made them mysteriously disappeared so we can't ask them, reportedly some dude with according to eyewitnesses 'wearing half a lime green hoodie and half a suit and tie and some weird thing on his head that looked like half a smiley mask and half a pair of goggles wtf' came and made them disappear in a puff of darkness, but really that's a load of bollocks people don't actually look like that what tf are they smoking lmao

tbh nobody really cares about this game but somebody could probably make a goanimate grounded video with the custom episode maker

if this is what was all this game was what was about then this page would be finished!

but IT'S NOT

scary version
there was an extremely scary bootleg version of this wii game made for some reason by an unknown group of hackers, this one has the same cover but with a grainy poor quality box with f**ked up colours and jeremy kyle and the miis replacing the two people on the show (as a side note this is why you have to use miis because they weren't allowed to use the people from the show apart from jeremy kyle) have hyper realistic creepy eyes and the disc is just a dvd-r disc that says 'jerma kyl' in red sharpie which was healvily scratched and it took exactly 889,292,392,221,666,420,133,769 tries on the wii before it started working and even then it was very glitch

the title screen was red instead of blue and the music was earrape the person who found it ears immediately bleeding hyper realistic blood and hyper realistic jeremy kyle on title screen look live da devil scared me poo self even writing oh no at least i was wearing a nappy because i was like wardrobe cooking and i made a fake vhs opening and i'm now grounded for quadruple tranquilities and i'm wearing nappies i'm actually writing this in secret becuase i will be in masive big trouble if me dad finds out i'm on my computer shhhhhhhhhhhhh pls

anyway the options to play the preset episodes, make a custom episode, and view custom episodes offline were all replaced by undefined666 and hyper realistic blood the only option was download from nintendo wfc which was now called nintendo hyperrealsitcspookyscaryblooddeathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa connectiction and instead it was downlaoding the jeremy kyle channel (like how you can download the mario kart channel if you have mario kart wii) then i go back to wii menu and jeremy kyle channel look like the exact same thing so waht's the frickin point??????????? except when i go on oh poo poo me writing in first person

when the channel was clicked on it went to the game immediately but jeremy kyle was smiling in a very very very very very uh what's the word

well with the kind of smile he was smiling, he didn't look like he could be trusted

then miis of jeff the killer and slenderman came in even tho the person didn't have miis like that on my wii

the episode was called if you fail lie detector test world ends

the models were very wonky and had bad animation and jeremy kyle who was still smiling very suspiciously was t posing the whole time even tho he was supposed to be shouting at the characters

jeff the killer had to take lie detector test but it wasn't lie detector test it was OH MY GOD AN ELECTRIC CHAIR?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

BZZZZT BZZZT BBBZZZZZZT dead

smok and blud

enderpearl said JEFF WTF YOU KNOW SMOKING BAD FOR YOU THAT'S IT OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER

wait what

o_o

jermy kyle was smiling even more suspiously, he says (corrupted audio) and (corrupted audio) are on the jeremy kyle show

the miis came in they both had lime green bodies but they were very simple miis one of them just had an oval on his face his name was mogus and the other was just a smile and it was called sleepingvision

the entire game went to static and jermy kyle apperd but he was flashing between himself and another man who was smiling suspiciously and he said i was never jeremy kyle, I WAS JERMA KYLE, AKA JERMASUS.EXE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAH

went back to wii main menu but it was red theme blood and bits and guts and organs and pentagrams and satan and devil and 666 and evil and more 666s and then there was the jermasus chanell which got downloaded without my permissin it automatically select and start it was jermasus.exe and he said

WHEN

THE

IMPOSTER

IS

SUS

YOUR

WHOLE

LIFE

IS

SUS

YOU

ARE

EJECTED

FROM

LIFE

>:D

OH MY ACTUAL CHRIST

I'M SUS ;^;

the game banned forever and the only copy of this bootleg existed was destroyed, if you ever find it, do not play it, destroy it

you just said it was the only copy which existed so why would anyone else find it

OK 1. YOU KNOW WE WERE GOING TO DO THIS WHOLE STORY WITH NO INTERRUPTIONS BUT YOU HAD TO RUIN IT RIGHT NOW AND SECONDLY IT'S JUST IN CASE SOMEBODY ACTUALLY DOES YOU SPOON

; -; sorry

you're're're're're'st've'nt've'nst'nt'nd've nex

O-D

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Comments
EPIC

-- I&#39;M UNI AND WE DRIVIN A JUMP TRUCK (talk) 21:57, 20 August 2021 (UTC)

Thanks I love writing these they're so much fun ^^

O-D

TwT

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 22:07, 20 August 2021 (UTC)