How to Make Bad Commercials Good

Crusha Cats Commercial

 * Make it less annoying.
 * The characters are fully hand-drawn instead of being stock photos.
 *  MAKE THE COMMERCIAL LESS UNCANNY. THIS ESPECIALLY INCLUDES THE COW. 

Progressive Sonic Commercial

 * Have Flo talk to Sonic the Hedgehog about going fast.
 * Sonic sounds like his Sonic X counterpart, and not Mickey Mouse. (Well, Sonic sounded like Mickey Mouse for some reason in a Brazilian Sonic 2 commercial, so...)

Eastern Airlines 1971 commercial

 * Replace every Disney character that appear in the commercial with Sesame Street Muppets.
 * have it not banned and air during disney channel commercial breaks

HeadOn Commercial

 * Better green screen effect.
 * It mentions how the medicine works.
 * Most importantly, no redundant use of "HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead."

Eggo Monster Commercial

 * Turn the waffle into the monster instead of the girl.
 * Better animation

Confused.com Commercial

 * Better animation.
 * They will never steal "YMCA". (Just because it sounds similar doesn't mean they stole it.)

1-800 Victim2 Commercial

 * Better animation.
 * The squirrel wasn't the Mexican stereotype.
 * Better plot.

Duet Commercial

 * Better animation.
 * Tone down the adult humor.

Norton Furniture Commercial

 * Rather than that Marc Brown from the commercial. Add in that Marc Brown who created Arthur Read.
 * The Frog on the Couch was an animated character.

Liberty Mutual Commercials

 * Make the jingle less annoying. (Example: Add in other words than just "Liberty" and let it slow down.)
 * Another example: Sing "Liberty" only once, not four times.
 * Redesign Limu as an anthropomorphic 2D animated eagle named "Eaglon", since emus mainly belong to Australia and not the US.
 * Make Doug less annoying.
 * Change the color schemes to red, white and blue (but not yellow, white and dark blue) to represent the American flag.
 * Add in the Herbie car as an Easter Egg.

Progressive Park Commercial

 * Make the announcer less annoying.
 * Rename the Traffic Jam roller coaster ride "Drive Safe".
 * Rename the Never Bump Bumper Car ride "However Bump Bumper Cars"

Gushers Commercial

 * Make the fruit headed children less creepy.

Gali the Alligator

 * Gali is less creepy.
 * Gali is not that murderous.

GrubHub Delivery Dance

 * The people don't look like they came from The Lorax or Norm of the North.
 * With that being said, make it live action instead of it being CGI animated.


 * Everyone did very awesome dances instead of cringeworthy and hilariously bad dances.
 * Replace the music with "Here Comes the Sun" by Bill Wurtz.
 * Use the Anong drip theme instead
 * The girl doesn't break her bones, and the couple doesn't eat their sushi in a dangerous way (lower risk of choking).
 * It ends with the dad dancing with the delivery man walking in and staring at the dad awkwardly before placing the bag down and slowly walking back.

Introducing Amazon Echo

 * Better dialogue.
 * More funny.
 * More smarter questions.
 * Have the mother never yell at Alexa.
 * The soundtrack was classicy, Astro Boy-esque looking and great.
 * The teenaged girl will never yell at or slap the boy.
 * The father was smart.
 * Give the little girl more personalities.
 * The boy is less annoying.
 * The teen girl was nostalgic.

The Best Men Can Be (Gillette)

 * The commercial never demonizes all men.
 * Never explain things, like playing wrestling.
 * No sexual harassment.
 * Hire the man to direct the commercial.

McDonald's Pakistan Commercials.

 * Hello Kitty never had a mouth.
 * The characters weren't that creepy.
 * Neo Cortex had the same face as he did in Crash games.
 * He also had yellow skin.
 * Cream and Rouge look more like they did the Sonic games
 * Great animation.
 * Replace the MIDI music with their own soundtrack.
 * Have it's own "I'm lovin' it" jingle instead of the Japanese one.
 * Better dialogue.
 * Crash Bandicoot's mouth was a bit smaller.
 * Better singing.
 * Make the voices less annoying.
 * More research on character designs.

Protegent Commercials

 * Other than rap, Proto sing more songs by genres, like Jazz, Garage Band, Broadway, Countrypolitan and Spaghetti Western.
 * The rap song was not cringe worthy.
 * Better voice acting and animation.
 * Proto looks nothing like Super Why.
 * Have both the commercials and software be made in 1998. Also, make the actual product not a virus.

McDonald's Japan SpongeBob commercial

 * The kids will never scream.

Geico - Cabbage Patch Kids

 * Never call them "Cabbage Patch Adult"
 * More like the 80s.

Gamestop Super Smash Bros. Ultimate commercial

 * The costumes weren't that creepy.

Ford Sailor Moon commercial

 * The characters aren't shilling cars.

Got Milk Pillsbury commercial

 * Dough Boy never gets tortured.

Burger King Square Butts commercial

 * Never steal "I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie".

Wrigley's Dog Breath commercial

 * Never vomit up a dog, but instead he will buy a dog.

Smoking Fetus

 * Wipe that commercial from the existence.
 * Or better yet, change the Smoking Fetus into a Cooking Fetus.

Sponge Cake DS commercial

 * No swearing.
 * The boy behaves very well.

Ice Age Family Guy Commercial

 * Add in the "Bad squirrel! My nuts! My nuts!" cutaway gag.

Play-Doh Dog Doctor Commercial

 * The dog costume is better.

Kraft Win-Win Commercials

 * Don't encourage bad behavior.
 * Don't encourage parents to give in to their bratty children's demands.

That stupid Creative Roots commercial

 * Make the premise better. She sips her drink and accomplishes... picking up a model planet.
 * IT'S. 👏 "DEHYDRATED." 👏 NOT. 👏 "UNDERHYDRATED." 👏 YOU. 👏 DUMB. 👏 FUCK.

Disney Channel Sponsor Commercials

 * Disney Channel says the product's true purpose instead of that educational mumbo jumbo (""friendship"; "imagination").

Any diaper commercial that features a recently-born baby being held by their emotional mother

 * Wipe them from existence. It may be beautiful, but it's a personal and intimate moment. Not appropriate.

3am Pampers commercial
(or if you want to do it the other way)
 * Make it into a condom ad :)
 * No crying baby!
 * Replace "Pop Goes the Weasel" with "Rock-a-bye Baby."

Geico - The Gecko meets Rocky and Bullwinkle

 * Make it 2D, the CGI design are creepy

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island "Still the Big One" commercial

 * Have the man eat heathy food instead.
 * the man doesn’t explode he become normal

NES "You Cannot Beat Us" Commercial

 * Have the commercial animated in 2D.
 * Better voice acting.