Among Us

Among Us is a video game. Video games.

My American toenails are full of salt! My American toenails are full of salt! My American toenails are full of salt! My American toenails are full of salt! My American toenails are full of salt!! My American toenails are full of salt! ! My American toenails are full of salt!

Impostors
Impostors are people who can sus.

"When the imposter is sus" face
This face was invented by,.. a youtuber? and is used when an imposter is sus.

Crewmates
Crewmates are mates in a crew.

Colo(u)rs
⚠️ ATTENTION GAMERS ⚠️: ALL COLORS ARE TO BE DECLARED SUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE (aka never).

Impostors and crewmates comes in many colors (colours), including:
 * Red
 * Blue
 * Orange
 * Brown (the color of poo)
 * Yellow
 * Orange
 * Green
 * Purple
 * Sus
 * White
 * Pink
 * Black
 * Red
 * Brown
 * Yellow
 * Blue
 * Cyan
 * Lime
 * Fortegreen
 * Maroon
 * Tan
 * Grey
 * Coral
 * Rose
 * Banana
 * Lilac
 * Wait, sorry, not lilac. Only in my dreams.

I was in medbay
I don't believe in dolphins. I think they are not real. Clam salad. My armpit hurts.

I need to poop climb some stairs until I find a sink that uhhhhhhh is also a boat. Yeah, a sink that's also a boat. A boat kind of maybe like this boat:



That's a boat!

(medbay is short for medical bay btw)

Soos
This is Soos.

Vitamin K
Vitamin K? I'm allergic to vitamin K!
 * The Bahamas

Family Guy i'm Peter

"Calibrate Distributor". I like ham.



Video:You have to put the CD in your Computer

How to play Among Us
STEP ONE: Wait for it to rain STEP TWO: Cover yourself in oil

COGS HAVE BIG MUSCLES
(by Random Toon)

Kong starts off by quickly analyzing his surroundings. Mhm. Mhm. He sees a red duck... and a red rabbit... with an abnormally large head! It looks like a blimp! This rabbit's nickname shall now be known as "Blimp". Inside, Kong is having not much better luck and is punched savagely by a Name Dropper; look at that replay, look at the savage punch! Warning: a blue bear in your local area may be throwing water balloons. We do not have to put up with this. Keep an eye out for him, and together we will stop him. When was the last time a Cold Caller did twenty damage?! So in short, Kong nearly gets killed and goes to pick up another water balloon from the cooler, and picks up another water balloon, he just, he j... he just um, picks up a... there we go. So he picks up another water balloon and runs, run, run, Kong! Oh, you've run into a dead end. You idiot! Hmm, I haven't seen many Cogs around here. I wonder- oh my goodness! Oh no you don't, Cog, that's my water! What do I like to do in my spare time? I like to throw water balloons in doors. Look at my muscles. They are the best muscles in the world. Oh no, I have no idea what's going on here! Look at that. Even while exploding, I have impeccable muscles. Kiss them. Kiss my muscles. Hello, I'm sorry, did I arrive late to the party? Uhuhuh! Oh no, don't mind me, I'll just have a conversation with this lamp. Hey lamp, you okay? Yeah, I'm fine, how're you doing? I'm go- will you guys keep it down? Goodness. You are so two-faced! Yes, yes I am. Just when the Toons thought the battle was over, a truly despicable force came from the elevator. This force was... the infamous Level 1 Cold Caller. Aaaaaaaaah. Just listen to that scream of terror! In our community today, we are thankful to have someone like the red duck, who would go to no stops to get rid of such enemies like this Level 1 Cold Caller. He pulls out the most destructive weapon in the Toontown arsenal: a cupcake.

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Sure, the streets are filled with pirates

Sus
You're so sussy I know you took my Fortnite card I know you took my nineteen-dollar Fortnite card give me my nineteen-dollar Fortnite card you better give me my nineteen-dollar Fortnite card I need my nineteen-dollar Fortnite card NOW!!

Odd Data at the Chavama Eroragalapaba Institute

Cave Story section because I implied I would post Cave Story here at some point
Cave Story

HOLD UP LOOK AT HIS HAT HOLY SHIT

Death(?)
It has been reported that Among Us has been dead since at least. Needless to say, this is very tragic.

...but what if among us ISN'T DEAD?

Alive Mungus? Could it be?

Yes, our scientisticians and researchingers have confirmed objectively once and for all that Among Us is very much alive and kicking in 2022! Needless to say, this is very pog, epic, Swag, and.

There are people still calling Among Us cringe, unfortunately. Enough said. It's sad, disappointing, and we must make weir Among Us jokes untl it comes back to life.

AMOGUS

Well this page got sus
Hey guys, buy my product!!! It's on sale!!!!!!!!!!

BUYYYYYYYY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

Lego Set 10774
Lego Set 10774 is a nice lego set with Mickey Mouse a- wait a damn second, I don’t wanna talk about that rocket ship

Comments
WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS SUSSY!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱 *VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT* TOP 10 AMOGUS MOMENTS 2021 😱😱😱 AMONG US FUNERAL (TRAGIC) SUS HHAHAHAHAHA

-- Choerryism (talk) 00:49, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

i sent this on impulse #tabbysusmoments

-- Choerryism (talk) 00:50, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

When the pretender is mistrustful!

-- Scary Wallpaper (Tornadospeed) (talk) 00:52, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

Guys do not search up Ditto's hidden ability

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 15:03, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

Don't search up Pokemon #591 I'm begging

-- Choerryism (talk) 17:05, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

This says a lot about (sus)ciety

-- PizzaPizzaYumYum (talk) 18:15, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

me when le impooster is acting sussy 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 i am an innocent crewmate doing tasks in electrical 🤣🤣🤣 dont eject me 😱😱🤣🤣

-- Choerryism (talk) 18:29, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

GUYS I WAS IN MEDBEY DOING SCAN WITH RED!!11111 DONT VOTE ME OUT 😡😡😡😡😡

-- PizzaPizzaYumYum (talk) 19:04, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

search family guy among us on youtube i swear you wont be disappointed

-- Choerryism (talk) 19:52, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

Boy, this is worse than the time I was sus!

-- Scary Wallpaper (Tornadospeed) (talk) 19:55, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

Oh yeah, it was definitely Green. Boy, lemme tell ya, he was eyeing that drip the whole time. Caught him in the act.

...

I chose brown because it's the color of poo.

-- Choerryism (talk) 20:00, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

I saw that before somewhere and I thought it was an actual cutaway from the show.

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 20:37, 20 June 2021 (UTC)

It is very convincing.

-- Scary Wallpaper (Tornadospeed) (talk) 23:40, 20 June 2021 (UTC)

I still play Among Us

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 02:51, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Does anyone know what “ My American toenails are full of salt!” means?

Oh, and I choose Blue, it’s my favourite colour.

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 23:32, 29 September 2021 (UTC)

It's exactly what it sounds like.

-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 01:19, 30 September 2021 (UTC)

I'm always Purple if it's available, otherwise anything that isn't Lime or Red I'll play as without issue

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 06:45, 30 September 2021 (UTC)

I think I know why you won’t play as lime

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 08:33, 30 September 2021 (UTC)

Turn the Champion logo around. I dare you!

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 10:02, 25 November 2021 (UTC)

Why do I find the comment 5 comments above me cringe/embarrassing?

-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 04:44, 6 February 2022 (UTC)

because memes unfortunately never last :(

-- Raichu&#39;s Endless Nights (talk) 08:36, 6 February 2022 (UTC)