Random-ness Sins/How to Make Good TV Shows Bad 2

HEY BESTIES SO UMMMMMM the iconic page that we all know and love/hate (depending on who you are idc) has been sinned a few years back by one of our admins. Unfortunately he lost his sanity while doing so and he had to finish it early, so I took it upon myself to pick up where he left off I guess.

Also, since the page has been updated SOOOOOO much since then, I'm gonna be going over the whole damn thing even if it kills me. I will be dividing this thing up into sections, so you'll know what part of the page I'm on (basically, all sins pertaining to the VeggieTales section of the page will be in its own section on here). I hope that makes sense.

And finally, we begin, here is some optional listening music handpicked by yours truly if you wanna have a really good time while reading this.

Okay, now let's begin... again! Astra time!

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius

 * "I woud beat the shit out of redesigned Goddard without remorse. ~ Moon Snail" Woah now that's a lot of anger for one questionable redesign... but on the other hand I totally get where you're coming from. (🔔!)
 * "Have Cindy be a one-note Helga Pataki clone without anything to distinguish her from Helga." HELP THAT'S WHAT LIKE 5% OF THE LOUD HOUSE FANDOM STILL THINKS RONNIE ANNE IS (🔔!)
 * "Nick is part of the main gang instead of Carl." which one was nick again (🔔!)
 * "Planet Sheen still exists, but is somehow made even worse." Elaborate pl0x (🔔!)
 * "Make Goddard a regular cat instead of a robot dog." I thought Goddard was gonna be turned into the Goddard from the terrible Jimmy Neutron section on this page. (🔔x2 for inconsistency!)
 * "Hugh Neutron is replaced with post-season 8 Peter Griffin." bruuuuuuuh what if those two met im tweakin (???)
 * "Add in product placement for Fortnite, Dove, Six Flags, Mountain Dew, Doritos, Burger King, Sears, RadioShack, NordVPN, Raid Shadow Legends, TikTok, PornHub, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, McDonalds, Minecraft, Terraria, Friday Night Funkin, Among Us, Honey, Grammarly, ExpressVPN, Skillshare and Aqua Dots." OKAY LET'S SPEEDRUN THIS SHIT
 * PornHub product placement in a children's show. (🔔x100 for that alone!)
 * Friday Night Funkin' is a game, not exactly a "product". (🔔!)
 * NordVPN... Honey... Raid Shadow Legends... ExpressVPN... *sniff sniff* I SMELL MEMEULOUS! (🔔!)
 * "Steve Urkel is a main character." Steve Urkel is already annoying (or so I've heard) enough, do we really need him in another show? (🔔!)
 * "Add in musical numbers from BTS, Linkin Park, and numerous SoundCloud mumble rappers." Bruhhhhh imagine the BTS guys with Jimmy Neutron hair lol (???)
 * "In addition to Goddard, Jimmy now has a talking Funko Pop of Skipper from Penguins of Madagascar who swears every chance he gets." That is so specific, yet also extremely hilarious. (🔕-1)
 * "Cindy's catchphrases are "Men are always taking credit for things women are inventing,"" She's actually right (🔔!)

How to ruin the episodes!

 * "Sorry, Wrong Era: Instead of meeting Leppy, Jimmy, Sheen, and Nick encounter a titanoboa who vores them to sexual synthesizer music." WHAT (🔔x100 for WTF!)
 * "Holly Jolly Jimmy: The episode has nothing to do with Christmas." Then what would it be called now? (🔔!)

Rolie Polie Olie

 * "The only words Zowie can say are; "lol, kill yourself, yay, cringe, keemstar, meow, get good, and crap"." I &hearts; Seeing Quotation Marks Not Being Used Correctly (🔔!)
 * "Dated jokes based upon memes." Such as? (🔔!)
 * "One episode is entirely deditcated to anime, with Screwy doing nothing but spazzing out and saying random things such as: "I'm hexagon,"beep beep","I have tiger blood", and "Rub mah face, keemstar!!1"." No comment. (🔔x100 for WTF!)
 * "Olie is a green teddy bear who looks like a gummy bear who is called Dan." Nice run-on sentence! (🔔!)
 * "Zowie calls anybody anything but thier real names, such as calling Olie; "Owl", Polly; "Dollie, Sally, or Ping." Calling Screwy; "Scrooky, Polygony, Hexy, Sqerry, Scoopy, Zerry, or something else that sounds like one of those." Well... this sure is a mouthful. Also, more improper grammar. (🔔x2 for bad grammar!)
 * "Polly has a fetish for belly growls, luckily (at least in Polly's case), if Screwy happens to eat raw beef, chili, or anything really spicy, this will happen to him, and it will lead to him vomiting everywhere." ...This is a children's show, right? (🔔x100 for WTF!)
 * "The previosly mentioned belly growls happen mostly to Screwy for Tinydoge's sexual pleasure."  WHAT THE HELL.   I'm increasing the sins for this one alone because... why. Even if it's a joke... why. (🔔x1000 for WTF!)

The Smurfs

 * "is that a fucking wishfart reference" Yeah it is homeboy *dances like Dez does in the show's intro and breaks my back and knees* (🔔!)
 * "Replace Gargamel and Azrael with Rocksteady & Bebop respectively." Who are Rocksteady and Bebop and why would them replacing Gargamel and Azrael be a bad thing (🔔!)
 * "Make every Smurf ugly (like this thing) and the villains beautiful (like that guy)" tfw no links (🔔!)
 * "The show receives a cash cow reboot made in CGI based on the 2011 film on Nickelodeon using up half the timeslots." Well congratulations, you just predicted the future. Are you a witch? (🔔!)