77 (Number)

77 is a number. That is two of 7 slapped together. Pretty snazzy lookin', no? But some argue that 7 stands better alone, because whenever someone sees 77, they think they have double vision and immediately buy glasses. You better not put any more sevens on there, or else things will get ugly.

Origin
We've established how addition never worked in the past, right? Well 77 was actually a key to discovering how addition works correctly. The year was 1972, when someone had 7 gold pieces in the bank, and 7 gold pieces at home. Everyone was mad at her because she used gold pieces instead of US dollars. She withdrew the 7 gold pieces from the bank, hoping she'd have 77 gold pieces, but alas, she counted and realized she only had 14. After disproving about a millenia worth of mathematical theory, her contributions were shoved to some more well-known smarter dude, and her name was erased from all of history. A real shame that such brilliant minds are erased by sexism, no?