How to Make Bad Fanfics Good

The Concert

 * Give a (good) reason for why Amy, Sally, and Mina are on Earth, because in the actual Sonic canon, they come from Mobius.
 * Establish that they've been a class act for a while.
 * Remove Sonic from the fanfic.
 * Don't have excessive product placement.
 * Remove "Sonic, Sonic" (and the version of it in the fourth chapter) and have better songs with better lyrics.
 * Actually have Amy, Sally, and Mina hold a conversation for more than three or four sentences.
 * Remove the obscure references.
 * Remove the reference to the deviantART user in chapter two.
 * Remove chapter seven.
 * Don't have Amy, Sally, and Mina be Mary Sues and actually give them distinct, likable personalities.
 * Remove the reference to the lolcow in chapter four.
 * Remove all the "trying to be 'in'" stuff.
 * Fix all the plot holes.
 * Write actual funny jokes.
 * Remove the scene with the "Boring" song.