The Jesuses

 is an animated television series produced by Lemonade Church Studios for The Steamed Clams Channel. The series follows the misadventures of a group of six Jesuses. The first episode aired in April 2018. The series is currently greenlit for four seasons.

Plot synopsis
Six different versions of Jesus Christ live together in a large apartment in a coastal town called Saint Anthony's Bay in New England or Maritime Canada. All six Jesuses work at the town's IHOP and enjoy hobbies such as gardening, watching Fat Dog Mendoza, battling the forces of evil, and saving souls from sin. Together with their friends, they spread God's love to all who are willing to receive it.

Main protagonists

 * Jesus One is the most compassionate Jesus. He is always trying to be helpful and solve others' problems.
 * Jesus Two, also known as Sky Jesus, is the most rational Jesus. He can be a bit selfish at times, but he tries to do what's best for the group.
 * Jesus Three is the handy Jesus who loves to build things.
 * Jesus Four, also known as Sun Jesus, is the most laid back Jesus. He plays bass in an alt-metal band and loves to paint.
 * Jesus Five is a Jesus with a passion for baking.
 * Jesus Six is the stoic one of the group with a grandiose sense of self.
 * God is the ultimate divine being and creator of the world. He is father to all the Jesuses, and he steps in when the Jesuses do some fuck shit.
 * Darrell is the Jesuses' robot coworker at IHOP.
 * Jason is the cool and collected manager of the IHOP.
 * Fink is also there. She is an aggressive, feisty, over-protective toddler-aged lab rat. Despite her cute appearance, she is somewhat manipulative, and will not hesitate to insult or rough up anybody in her direction. She also has a thing for mayhem and destruction, and is very attached to her boss. Aside from her malicious nature, she also has the personality of a typical small child.
 * Luna is God's pet that sometimes acts as the voice of reason for the Jesuses.

Antagonists

 * Satan, now known as Elodie from the season 2 finale and onward, was the original evil bad man of sin. She has an existential crisis in the season 2 finale and becomes good, effectively removing her role as the main antagonist of the series.
 * Satan 2, previously known as Red Action, is a lesbian from the future who took over Satan's role as the evil bad man of sin. She often yells at people to fight her, despite the fact she almost has no reason to fight. She is often mistaken for the red power ranger.
 * Enid is Satan 2's minion and girlfriend. The two go on joyrides often.
 * Kludd, also known as Metal Beak and Satan 3, is the leader of the Pure Ones, a group of evil owls from the Tytonidae group of owls. He teams up with Satan 2 in the season 3 finale, before betraying her and becoming Satan 3, the evil bad man of sin. He was defeated by his brother Soren, letting Satan 2 become the evil bad man of sin again.
 * Nyra is Kludd's savage mate. She flees along with Kludd after they are defeated.
 * The Pure Ones are a group of evil owls from the Tytonidae group of owls(With exceptions being Tarn the Burrowing Owl and The Striga), led by Kludd and Nyra. Notable members are Stryker, Wortmore, Ginger, Vaygar, Tarn and Uklah(AKA Purity and 92-01). All members flee after Kludd is defeated.
 * Master Frown is a Satanist atheist who lives in the apartment below the Jesuses and hates them with a burning passion. He moved to Saint Anthony's Bay from Frowntown after he was fired from being a Doom Lord. He listens to Satanic death metal and performs evil rituals in his apartment, much to the dismay of the Jesuses.
 * Moon Snail is a minor antagonist in the series. Due to his die-hard Atheism, he rarely chooses to follow . He isn't evil, at least, not enough to join Satan or believe her deceit, but he sure is a nuisance for the Jesuses.
 * Flametail is Moon Snail's boyfriend, and also a massive master of snark.
 * Diana and Dian are Satan's troublemaking sibling pets who often accompany her on her evil embarks.
 * Guido is a small poop-obsessed forklift who is a general nuisance for the Jesuses.
 * Luea is minor antagonist and Luna's rival. While she is somewhat evil, she isn't evil enough to join Satan.
 * Breezepelt, the only child of Nightcloud and Crowfeather, is a Satanist atheist along with his mom. He hates the Jesuses, Crowfeather, and his half-siblings with a burning passion.
 * Nightcould is Crowfeather's second mate and the mother of Breezepelt. She is also a Satanist atheist.
 * The Boss Baby is another minion of Satan. He's a baby who is also a boss.
 * Little Bits is a small evil purple kitten who is a spy for Satan 2.
 * Mechanikat is a cyborg cat villain who affiliates with Satan and later Satan 2 to eradicate holy things in the world. He has an intense hatred for dogs.
 * Snooky Wookums is a Machanikat's subordinate who manipulates people with his cuteness.

Supporting characters

 * Shannon is Darrell's spoiled, born again-Christian sister. Unlike her brother, she does not work at the local IHOP, but looks after Fink (alongside the Jesuses) because Professor Venomous is on an eternal business trip. She makes her debut in "My Sister, the Satanist".
 * Parappa Rappa is an optimistic rapping dog who frequents the IHOP and is a good friend to the Jesuses.
 * Matt Major is Parappa's best friend who is also the bae daddy.
 * Angie Yonaga is a very spiritual and cheery teenager who is heavily involved in her religion, so much so to the point her life is almost entirely consumed by it. However, she follows a different kind of religion that is centered around the teachings of a god by the name of Atua. She is also titled the "Super High School Level Artist", but this could be fabricated, as whether or not she was truly an artist before receiving the title is unknown. She also uses words she made up herself, such as "bye-onara".
 * Cool Guy is the coolest guy around. He was the mayor of Saint Anthony's Bay until he was banished to Hell in "Re-Enter the Funk".
 * Mr. Funk is a funky-fresh dude who was once dead, but was brought back to life in "Re-Enter the Funk". He later became mayor of Saint Anthony's Bay.
 * Brock is a devout Christian who used to be Master Frown's roommate until Master Frown turned to Satanist atheism. He still tries to convince Master Frown to come back to the Lord.
 * Crowfeather was Nightcloud's mate and the father of Breezepelt and his half-siblings. Unlike Breezepelt and Nightcloud, he is a good Christian. He tries to convert Breezepelt and Nightcloud in the season one finale.
 * Madi Shinx is a Shinx with a curiousity and usually full of energy.
 * Waldo is basically Terence from Rubbadubbers as an Armaldo. He hates getting wet.
 * Harold and Aldrea, an Infernape and a Torterra.
 * Pinto Rappa is Parappa's younger sister. In the episode “Pinto Becomes God”, she takes God’s place due to her super pure heart.
 * Dr. Fox is a brilliant scientist and inventor from the Unikingdom. She occasionally turns up in Saint Anthony's Bay by travelling through rifts in spacetime and does various sciencey things.
 * Puppycorn is an energetic, fun-loving, and kind blue unicorn-dog from the Unikingdom. In the episode "A Genuine Article", he follows Dr. Fox through a rift and winds up in Saint Anthony's Bay. He is chosen by God as an honorary Jesus due to his pure heart.
 * Alex is a male scottish fold Jewelpet who is one of Luna's friends.  His best friend and lover is Brownie. He is logical and smart, but he sometimes goofs of with Brownie.  He is also a bisexual, and is in a relationship with Brownie.
 * Brownie is a hedgehog Jewelpet and is Alex's best friend and lover. He is part of Luna's friend group.  He is very hyper and loves to play.  He is a bisexual, dating with Alex.
 * Peridot is a papillon Jewelpet who likes to sing.  She is part of Luna's friend group. Peridot is lively, full of energy and is also nice.
 * Amelie is a djungarian hamster Jewelpet that is part of Luna's friend group. She is very shy and loves peace.
 * Ryl is a miniature pig Jewelpet who is part of Luna's friend group.  She is fashionable and prideful, basically if Eliode was a Jewelpet.
 * The Chaw of Chaws is a group of owls that fight for good. The members are Soren, Coryn, Gylfie, Twilight, Digger, Martin, Otulissa, Ruby and Eglantine.
 * Ansi is the landlord of the apartment the Jesuses live in, despite being only 10 years old. He worries about things a lot and is a self-described hypochondriac, and sometimes has trouble thinking things through. Despite all this, he's a quite rad dude.
 * Manic the Hedgehog is a green hedgehog. He is a laid back dude with a valley accent. He plays drums in Jesus Four's alt-metal band, and he is a kleptomaniac.
 * Rosebud is a fashion freak, the only female and youngest pup of her litter. During the World Tour arc, she was known as Rosebud the Rakish, but after being reformed she became known as Rosebud the Radiant. She is the leader of The Buddies, a subsidiary group of The Jesuses. She is very clever and sweet, but also snarky and feisty.
 * Budderball is a glutton the oldest pup of his litter. During the World Tour arc, he was known as Budderball the Bloated, but after being reformed he became known as Budderball the Blissful. He is very fun-loving and hungry.
 * B-Dawg is a rapper and the second oldest pup of his litter. During the World Tour arc, he was known as B-Dawg the Blatant, but after getting reformed he became known as B-Dawg the Beneficent. He always talks with slang words, which perplexes his siblings. He also likes to prove that he is not a coward, when in reality he is. He is very rebellious and self-centered.
 * Buddha is a young Buddhist and the third oldest pup in his litter. During the World Tour arc, he was known as Buddha the Biased, but after being reformed he became known as Buddha the Brainiest. He is very calm and level-headed.
 * Mudbud is a dirt lover and the second youngest pup in his litter. During the World Tour arc, he was known as Mudbud the Malodorus, but after becoming reformed he became known as Mudbud the Mellow. He is very adventurous and laid back.
 * Kitty Bobo is a young adult yellow cat boy who aims to be popular and respected by his peers. He is awkward and bumbling, but can often be clever and self-aware.
 * Big Paw is a large dog boy. He is kind, gentle, friendly, and often childish, and he is friends with the Pound Puppies.
 * Susie is an aloof and cocky witch who is a camp counselor at Summer Camp Island. She owns a private island off the coast of Saint Anthony's Bay where she retreats to during the non-summer months.
 * Koala Princess is a koala princess. I don't know about her personality so Pixel's gonna have to write this one.

Rules

 * Don't make the episodes too inappropriate; this is a Christian show, after all.
 * No changing premises of other created episodes unless everyone agrees on it.
 * Avoid repeating episode ideas.
 * Don't start plot arcs without the permission of users involved
 * Don't start another season until one season is entirely finished. If you want to discuss episode ideas, place them here. If the idea is not approved by anyone working on the show, then don't make the episode. Simple as that.
 * Don't start another episode until one episode is entirely finished.
 * Each season has twenty-six episodes.

Season 1

 * 1) "/IHOPE We Can Succeed (Pilot)/": The Jesuses try to make their IHOP more popular than the rival Denny's across the street.
 * 2) "Fat Hog Mendoza": The Jesuses fight over which episode of Fat Dog Mendoza to watch, but things get complicated when Satan shows up and does some fuck shit.
 * 3) "Runaway Darrell": Darrell quits his job at IHOP, and the Jesuses have to convince him to come back.
 * 4) "Smonk Whead": A bad drug man comes to town and tries to convince Darrell to try weed. Can the Jesuses keep Darrell on the side of good, or will he fall to the temptations of sin?
 * 5) "Jesus Six Messes Up": When Jesus Six turns multiple things, including the entire Bay of Fundy into wine, God takes away all his Jesus powers. Now he must prove that he is responsible enough to get them back.
 * 6) "Guidon't": Jesus Four's band gets a gig playing at a large venue, but Guido comes along with the intent of throwing a poopy party, so the other Jesuses have to keep Guido from ruining the concert.
 * 7) "Rad Rat": In an attempt to fit in, Fink decides to be ‘hip with the kids’, and this ends up in flames as God tries to snap Fink out of her phase.
 * 8) "The Religious Road Trip": The Jesuses, God, Darrell and Fink go on a road trip to promote their religious agenda and to help people convert to Christianity, but Satan tries to stop them.
 * 9) "My Sister, the Satanist": Darrell attempts to convert his sister, Shannon (who is a devout Satanist Atheist), to Christianity. However, it's not as easy as he thinks it will be.
 * 10) "Let's Play House": Shannon, Darrell and Fink have to put up with eachother while the Jesuses and the rest of the characters are away.
 * 11) "Sleepless Jesuses": The Jesuses try to stay up all night without falling asleep.
 * 12) "The Ugly Truth": Shannon wins tickets to take herself and a guest to a taping of her favorite TV show. She takes Fink to the taping, but the two of them learn and uncover a disturbing secret about it.
 * 13) "The Danish": Jesus Five bakes a batch of magical danishes which he shares with all his friends, but Master Frown shows up and steals a danish for use in a satanic ritual. The Jesuses and their friends have to find a way to break into Master Frown's apartment and get the danish back before its power is used for evil.
 * 14) "Neighborhood Watch": Fink attempts to catch Shannon and Darrell doing something shifty so she can rat them out to the cops.
 * 15) "Area 51 Comes to IHOP": Satan fabricates a story about an alien invasion at IHOP.
 * 16) "The Pain of Words": Fink accidentally hears Fat Dog Mendoza spoilers from one of the Jesuses. Calamity ensues.
 * 17) "The Great Schism on 201X": The Jesuses' friends start arguing over which denomination of Christianity is truest to God's word, and the Jesuses try to figure out the answer themselves.
 * 18) "Godless Town": Satan and her minion Master Frown take over the local Denny's and use it to turn their customers into Satanist atheists. The Jesuses have to find a way to convert them all back to Christianity and free the Denny's from Satan's reign.
 * 19) "The Drought": When the Jesus' town suffers a drought, Waldo seems happy about this, knowing that he will not get splashed, until the lack of water makes him weak and dehydrated. Can the Jesuses hydrate Waldo?
 * 20) "Gyarados Attack!": A Gyarados is rampaging through the Jesus' town, and they need to stop it before the town is completely destroyed.
 * 21) "The J Team": After watching The A Team, the Jesuses decide to make a team inspired by it, but end up causing more harm than good.
 * 22) "Jason and the Jasons": Jason, Guido and Jesus Five decide to make their own band, and put it before their more important priorities.
 * 23) "Now Your Circuits are Fried": When a lightning storm takes place, Darrell is struck by it and it turns him into a Satanist atheist (similar to what happened to Shannon in Rad Likes Robots, except she didn't turn into a Satanist atheist). Can the Jesuses convert him back to Christianity or will he fall victim to Satan's regime?
 * 24) "We Love You, Jason": Jason feels sad for an unexplanable reason, and everyone else tries to make him feel validated and happy again.
 * 25) "Rawr Means I Love You": Shannon becomes a furry, and tries to keep it a secret, but Darrell ends up telling everyone. This angers Jesus One and Fink, and they, alongside Darrell try to make Shannon stop the sin she's committing.
 * 26) "Turbo Satanism": Fink is accidentally turned into T.Fink by a worried Darrell, who is trying to calm her down after a nasty tantrum. This is executed poorly, as everyone learns that T.Fink is actually a Satanist atheist, unlike the real Fink. Can the gang change her back to normal?

Season 2

 * 1) "God Help Us All": While Fink and Jesus Two are watching TV, the power goes out and a nasty storm takes place. When they notify the others, they do not know what to do and immediately call for God's help, but he is too busy to reciprocate their pleas.
 * 2) "La Mort est Inévitable": Jesus One, Two and Four make their own silent noir film, titled "La Mort est Inévitable" (lit. "Death is Inevitable").
 * 3) "When One Wall Shatters": While the Jesuses are watching Fat Dog Mendoza, Jesus Six is angered when the characters break the fourth wall in the episode they are watching. This leads to him taking out his oddly specific rage on everyone else.
 * 4) "The Jesus with Two Guidos": Jesus One accidentally uses his Jesus powers on Guido, leading the latter to have a clone of himself. Hilarity ensues.
 * 5) "Penguin Memorial Service": Shannon mourns the shutdown of Club Penguin, which gives God to show her Club Penguin Rewritten. She immediately begins playing and enjoying it, but Satan shuts down all the running servers.
 * 6) "Confuzzled Arsonists": Master Frown gives Satan the idea to commit arson on an abandoned schoolbus, but she ends up failing this task. Once again, hilarity ensues.
 * 7) "Kawaii Jesus Desuuu": When Jesus Five gets so obsessed with Nyan Neko Sugar Girls that he gets lazy and emotional and loses his job, the other Jesuses have to get him back on the right track and help him get his job back. Unfortunately, while in his weak and depressed state, Five is susceptible to dangerous Satanic influences.
 * 8) "Run Devil Run": When Satan's old friend, Enid, comes to town, the latter challenges a fight, which leads to Satan trying to back out and figure out how to turn an ancient wrong right.
 * 9) "Lemonade Stand": Jesus Five sets up a lemonade stand with the intention of making more money, but he get stressed out when everyone else wants to work aside him.
 * 10) "Satan Herself Fucks Up": One of Satan's rituals accidentally unleashes a demon who wishes to destroy the town.
 * 11) "Are You There, God? It's Me, Guido": When the Jesuses are fed up with Guido's obsession with poopy, the latter turns to God for guidance and advice.
 * 12) "Boxmore Reunion": Darrell and Shannon invite their siblings over. Hilarity ensues, again.
 * 13) "Cyberlying": Shannon and Enid insist that cyberbullying is not real when Jesus Three ends up being cyberbullied.
 * 14) "Alternate History": The Jesuses begin a trend of creating alternate timelines of world history, which gets so crazy that God has to intervene.
 * 15) "Seven's Heaven": The Jesuses find out that there is a seventh Jesus in Heaven, but God does not want them to visit him.
 * 16) "Re-Enter the Funk": One of the Jesuses accidentally resurrects Mr. Funk, and he's out for revenge on Cool Guy for murdering him many years ago.
 * 17) "Back to Jesus School": God sees a particularly disturbing episode of Fat Dog Mendoza and thinks that the Jesuses have strayed from His path.
 * 18) "Camp Jesus": The Jesuses, God, Darrell, Fink, and Shannon go on a camping trip together. The Jesuses ask God if Bigfoot is real, but God refuses to answer, so the Jesuses venture deep into the wilderness to look for Bigfoot.
 * 19) "Red Action Teaches Everyone About Christian Communism": Red Action teaches everyone about Christian communism.
 * 20) "Little Sister Satanist": Parappa's younger sister Pinto gets brainwashed by Satan and her minions, and she becomes a Satanist atheist.
 * 21) "Sh*t, Let's be Santa": God is fed up with the hypercommercialized version of Christmas, so He has the Jesuses and friends put a stop to it and return the holiday to its former purpose. However, to do so, they need to destroy the megacorp Christmas, Inc., which is run by Satan herself.
 * 22) "Stranger Danger": With the help of the Jesuses, Enid, PaRappa, Darrell and Angie make a home-made PSA about avoiding strangers.
 * 23) "Begone, Thots!": The townsfolk get fed up with Satan coming around every week and wrecking shit, so they rally to get her kicked out for good. Unfortunately, they turn on the Jesuses, too.
 * 24) "You Has Become Catholic": The Jesuses and the gang find an ancient relic that converts whoever looks directly at it to Christianity. Some of the Jesuses' friends want to use it to convert people, but the Jesuses find that immoral.
 * 25) "The Minecraft Episode": The Jesuses try to become Minecraft YouTubers, and compete with Satan to see who can reach one million subscribers first and attain the raw divine power that is granted to all Minecraft YouTubers who reach said milestone.
 * 26) "The Big Switcharoo": Satan has a existential crisis and becomes good, but someone else rises to take her place.

Season 3

 * 1) "The Brighter Side": Satan, who is now known as Elodie, tries to get on the Jesuses' good side.
 * 2) "Pet Peeved": When Jesus 3 brings home a small kitten named Little Bits, the others start to ignore Luna, so she, her friends, and (Surprisingly) Luea try to help her get rid of the evil kitten.
 * 3) "Film Rest": The Jesuses enter the annual Saint Anthony's Bay Film Festival, but making a film is a lot harder than they initially thought.
 * 4) "A Genuine Article": God notices that the Jesuses have gotten too worldly, so he finds the purest soul available and makes him an honorary Jesus.
 * 5) "Character Design": Jesus Four feels ashamed of the terrible fursona he made during his teenage years that shows up every year around Easter time, so the Jesuses work together to design a new and improved Easter character for the world.
 * 6) "/Pinto Becomes God/": Pinto becomes God for awhile when God takes a break from his job.
 * 7) "This Will Age Well": The Jesuses and Satan 2 have a meme battle.
 * 8) ”Jewel-Napped”: Satan 2 captures Luna and her friend group (with Luea) must save her.
 * 9) "When Life Turns you Turbo": Satan 2 embarrasses Matt for his crush on Paula in front of everyone, and he gets so upset he becomes Turbo Matt and terrorizes the town.
 * 10) "/The Jesuses World Tour: The Journey Begins/": The Jesuses and their friends get ready to go across the world to spread God’s love. Meanwhile, the Buddies fall under satanic influences.
 * 11) The Jesuses World Tour: California: The gang begins their trip in the strange land on the other side of the continent.
 * 12) "The Jesuses World Tour: Japan": The gang hops across the Pacific to the place where the OG Jesus is said to have lived and died.
 * 13) "The Jesuses World Tour: China": The gang visits China.
 * 14) "The Jesuses World Tour: Australia": The gang visits Australia.
 * 15) "The Jesuses World Tour: Ethiopia": The gang visits Ethiopia to support the local Copts.
 * 16) "The Jesuses World Tour: Germany":The gang visits Germany and encounters strange neopagans.
 * 17) "The Jesuses World Tour: France": The gang visits France.
 * 18) "The Jesuses World Tour: Chile": The gang visits Chile.
 * 19) "The Jesuses World Tour: The Journey Ends": The gang defeats Satan 2, saves the Buddies, and goes home.
 * 20) "/New Villains in Town/": The Jesuses meet the cats of Slash's group, and try to defeat Slash, who wants to steal all the food for himself, and who is kidnapping others and keeping them hostage.
 * 21) "Game Drain": The Jesuses and others get obsessed with a video game that was secretly made by Satan 2 to turn people into Satanist atheists.
 * 22) "Cats May or May Not Have the Capacity for Evil": Satan 2 sends Snooky Wookums off to the Jesuses house to set up a trap and brainwash them.
 * 23) "Aliens are Real... for Real!": Mechanikat sends aliens to attack Saint Anthony's Bay.
 * 24) "A Roaring Success": The other Jesuses help Jesus Four make a music video for his band's successful new single.
 * 25) "Get Ready For This": God gets so agitated by everything terrible in the world that He becomes... T.God!
 * 26) "The New Danger": Satan 2 teams up with a group of evil owls named the Pure Ones, and their leader Kludd betrays her and becomes the new evil bad man of sin, Satan 3. Can the Jesuses, God, Elodie, Satan 2, Enid, their allies and the Chaw of Chaws stop them?

Season 4

 * 1) "Honorary Jesuses to the Rescue": The Jesuses and their friends are captured by Satan, and the honorary holy figures (Puppycorn and Pinto) must save them.
 * 2) "/Dognapped!/": Mechanikat and Snooky Wookums capture nearly every dog in Saint Anthony's Bay and intend to destroy them.
 * 3) "The Worms Will Turn": Jesus Four snaps after being mistreated all day.
 * 4) "All Turbos Have Returned": Satan 2's newest evil plot brings back all the Turbo characters introduced thus far.
 * 5) "Please-a no Fleas-a": Satan 2, Mechanikat and Snooky Wookums's new machine turns One into a cat, Two into a bird, Three into a lizard, Four into a hamster, Five into a dog and Six into a lion. The now made animal Jesuses must try to return themselves to normal.
 * 6) "Welcome to Hell": Satan 2 unleashes a new evil onto the world that threatens to lull the entire population of Earth into sin, and the only way the Jesuses can stop it if they travel to the center of Hell. But first, they have to figure out how to get there with the help of unlikely allies.
 * 7) "The Unfulfilled Souls": After crossing the River Acheron, the Jesuses, along with their friends and the Buddies, end up in Limbo.
 * 8) "Second Circle": The Jesuses travel through the second circle of Hell.
 * 9) "Third Circle": The Jesuses travel through the third circle of Hell.
 * 10) "Fourth Circle": The Jesuses travel through the fourth circle of Hell.
 * 11) "Fifth Circle": The Jesuses travel through the fifth circle of Hell.
 * 12) "Sixth Circle": The Jesuses travel through the sixth circle of Hell.
 * 13) "Seventh Circle": The Jesuses travel through the seventh circle of Hell.
 * 14) "Eighth Circle": The Jesuses travel through the eighth circle of Hell.
 * 15) "Ninth Circle": The Jesuses and friends fight Lucemon Satan Mode in the center of Hell.
 * 16) "Journey to the Center of Budderball": The main characters shrink to a small size and go into Budderball so they can fight off a virus in his body, courtesy of Satan 2. It's the shrinking-and-going-inside-someone's-body episode!