Random Convenience Store

WE SELL RANDOM CRAP! CHEAP! SO LOOK, THEN BUY! (lolspmreference)

We take Regular Dollars, Randollars, and Randocents.

Products

 * Shroom Shake - $3.00
 * Chocolate Bar - $1.00
 * Chocolate Bar With Nuts - $1.20
 * Chocolate Covered Chocolate Bar - $2.00
 * Golden Chocolate Bar - $30.00
 * Krispy Kravings - $2.00
 * Cookie - $1.00
 * Chocolate Milk - $2.00
 * Chocolate Pudding Mix - .99¢
 * Cake Mix - $1.00
 * Bread-Free Toast - $3.00
 * Awesome Snack - $5.00
 * Weird Extract - $6.00
 * Random Extract - $8.00
 * Random Shake - $12.00
 * Random-ness Deluxe - $25.00
 * Space Cake Flavored Root Beer (6-Pack) - $8.42
 * Official Phineas and Ferb-Brand Apples - $4.99
 * I Can't Believe it's not SPARTA! - $1.50
 * Fried Chicken - $2.33
 * Fried Chicken Meal - $13.37
 * Catch Card - $8.00
 * Emergency Ration - $10.00
 * Mystery Box - $5.00
 * Bombs - $12.00
 * Face Bank - $25.00
 * Rocks - $9.00
 * Toaster - $50.00
 * Throwin' Chairs - $15.00
 * TACTICAL NUKES - $5000.00
 * Dried Shrooms - .1¢ (ON SALE! BY 76 AND GET THE 77TH 10% OFF!)
 * Poop Soup - .99¢ (or 1 turd)
 * Weegee Heads - $18.00
 * Spaghetti - $11.00
 * Pokemon Pingas Version - $20.00 (or a 3 foot pingas)
 * Pokemon Bombs Version - $20.00 (or 3 Bombs)
 * Portal to Space - $1337.00
 * Random-ness Pack: Tornadospeed Pack - $50.00
 * Random-ness Pack: Moon Snail Pack - $50.00
 * Random-ness Pack: CompliensCreator00 Pack - $50.00
 * Random-ness Pack: Ghosto Pack $50
 * Fatcakes - $10 or 1000 Rings
 * Fatcakes Insurance - $1.00 or 100 rings, because Fatcakes are highly explosive.
 * ADD MOAR!