Lies

Lies are things that aren't true, but are presented as such. However, some lies are just pre-truths (I will literally give $10 to whoever gets that reference).

People may lie for multiple reasons, such as to save face or just because they want to.

Examples of lies

 * The classic "my dog ate my homework!" go-ahead
 * Santa isn't real
 * The tooth fairy isn't real
 * The Easter bunny isn't real
 * The Queen of England is a hologram
 * Aliens aren't real (or are they...?)
 * The Simpsons is still funny or at the very least entertaining
 * Victorious is a good sitcom
 * Tomatoes are delicious
 * Cyanide is edible
 * The Earth is(n't) flat
 * The Sun is a planet
 * The Moon isn't made of cheese
 * 2020 was a good year
 * Johnny Johnny isn't eating sugar
 * Ray William Johnson isn't doing your mom
 * Some of the examples in this list are just opinions
 * Meap is evil (one of the biggest lies, and something said amongst these people)
 * Iron is a gas
 * The piano is an illegal weapon
 * TikTok isn’t banned in India
 * There isn’t a hole in the wall where the men can see it all and the women don't care cuz they're dancing in their underwear and their bras
 * Disney's Fastplay is fast as fuck boiiiiii
 * I didn't do your mom
 * Yo mama isn't so stupid she didn't go to the dentist and ask for a Bluetooth
 * I don't like ya cut G