Crystal Park Academy

Crystal Park Academy (often shortened to Crystal Park or CPA) is a fictional private school that the characters in The Kids of Crystal Park attend. The school has been around since 1983 and students can be enrolled at birth. The school's primary rival is Rodriguez Boys' Academy.

Appearances
In "The Kids of Crystal Park", the school appears in almost every single episode, and it's where the series takes place.

Profile
Crystal Park is around twelve stories high, and contains a gymnasium, a cafeteria, and an auditorium. The basement includes a steam tunnel, and is rumored to be haunted by a 12-year-old boy who died in an accident.

Condition
Despite its prestige, Crystal Park is heavily underfunded. With almost constant reductions in the budget the school has been forced to use rather bizarre methods to make up for the lack of funding.

It has been stated many times that constructing the school cost half the school district's budget, yet the rich and wealthy and the poor and impoverished still send their kids here to learn. Underfunding of the school has resulted in a variety of troubling scenarios for students and staff. Sub-standard facilities abound, including a balloon having replaced the school's tether ball, cafeteria food bought from fast-food restaurants and the frozen food sections of grocery stores (only the teachers eat French fries made in-house), among others.

The school also contains a disabled access ramp funded by the Crystal Park Mob.

Playground
The playground has markings all over it made by former students. It has a swing set, three slides (one of them is one of those swirly ones), a set of monkey bars, a tire swing on a tree, a basketball court, a soccer net, a tetherball, a tennis/badminton net, a rock-climbing wall, an infinity climber, four spinny chairs, and a thing that students can stand and spin on a la a merry go round, minus the horses.

Staff and students
This section only applies to the known staff and students in "The Kids of Crystal Park".

Staff

 * Ms. Clarissa Bates (principal)
 * Mrs. Shannon Yesconis (vice principal)
 * Ms. Essie Newell (7th grade English teacher)
 * Ms. Julia Varner (cafeteria chef)
 * Ms. Nadia Dell (cafeteria chef)
 * Ms. Billie Jean Vaughn (janitor)
 * Ms. Diana Palmer (physical education teacher)
 * Ms. Sheila Marshe (band/music teacher)

Students

 * 1) Shauna Cox
 * 2) Paula Duft-Wilhelm
 * 3) Julia Ezzer
 * 4) Susie Ferrari
 * 5) Mei Hardy
 * 6) Hana Hart
 * 7) Kari Kematch
 * 8) Cailan McAvoy
 * 9) Evie Menendez
 * 10) Miya Molina
 * 11) Momo Ohara
 * 12) Shannon Shaw
 * 13) Taylor Shockley
 * 14) Tsumugi Takei
 * 15) Enid Tiltman-Kaiwi
 * 16) Blanche "Fink" Westwood
 * 17) Tasha Yevdokimova
 * 18) Eunice Zeigler