Garu meets Spongebob characters

Hello, this is Garu, and I am going to interview SpongeBob characters. Let's go. Your edits are welcome.

SpongeBob SquarePants

 * Garu: Name?
 * Unknown 1: SpongeBob.
 * Garu: SpongeBob huh, so what do you do for a living?
 * SpongeBob: Work at a restaurant called The Krusty Krab. What do you do for a living?
 * Garu: Beat up someone called Tobe and his group of ninjas.
 * SpongeBob: That's funny. Tobe's Facebook includes funny Spunch Bob memes.
 * Garu: Damn, Can I see one?
 * SpongeBob: Sure.
 * Garu: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
 * SpongeBob: Knew it would get you.
 * Garu: Anything happening with the ninjas?
 * SpongeBob: OMG!!! They were watching Pornhub.
 * Garu: Well, there goes my virginity.
 * Garu: I am hungry, I heard you made something called Krabby Patties.
 * SpongeBob: Sure.
 * [Cooks Krabby Patty]

[W.I.P]