How to Make Good TV Video Movies Badder Than Worse Bad


 * It is made by Video Brinquedo in 4 BC and aired on DuMont Television Network.
 * It is rated TV-MA-DSLV.
 * Everyone is voiced by either Donald Trump, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, the Grimace, the Hamburgaler, Squidward Jones (using his Ernie the Giant Chicken voice), the Burger King, Brian Griffin the dog from Family Guy, Bill from Manitoba, Alex Jones, Fat Rick, Elmer Fudd, Tonald Drump, Penis Man, LeBron James, Mark Brandon Read, Susan Wojcicki, Queen Elizabeth II, SpongeBob Tentacles, John Madden Football, Shinzo Abe, Freddy Fazbear (using his Freddy Fazbear voice), the McDonald's employee who got my order wrong 4 years ago, or Inspector Gadget.
 * The theme song is by Justin Beaver  BTS (Big Time Shrush)  your mother (I had sex with her last night)  [some random artist I don't like]
 * BONUS: It is played on [some obscure instrument]
 * DOUBLE BONUS: Image is blurred to protect you from unwanted content. Tap to reveal.
 * It is aimed at babies because every show that is aimed at children who haven't even started the second grade yet is automatically bad.
 * Add shoe-horned educational value.
 * The graphics are at -144p.
 * The show is recorded with a carrot by my drunk grandpa who holds it with his BUTT
 * [character I don't like] is the main protagonist.
 * [character I don't like] gets more screentime than everybody else.
 * Give it a crossover with [show I don't like]
 * Oil floats on water
 * 1) Wait for it to rain
 * 2) Cover yourself in oil
 * 3) Fly
 * There is toilet humor in every episode.
 * There is toilet humor in every episode.
 * There is toilet humor in every episode.
 * There is toilet humor in every episode.
 * There is toilet humor in every episode.
 * One character dies in every episode.
 * Two characters die in every episode.
 * -100 characters die in every episode.
 * Have their be product placement for [extremely specific product] and the characters sing about it.
 * [unrelated character I don't like from unrelated cartoon] makes cameo appearances.
 * yo remember that time ben shapiro posted a loud house gif on his twitter account like wtf was that about
 * [character name] is a baby who needs constant care. They poop their diaper in every episode and the poop that comes out is extremely graphic. Then [other character] will scream "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!"
 * Remove the [thing] and replace it with [something bad according to the author].
 * God you guys just love replacing things don't you
 * Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
 * Add [unrelated character from unrelated show] to the show.
 * It gets cancelled after one season.
 * It gets cancelled after one episode.
 * It gets cancelled after one hour
 * It gets cancelled after one minute.
 * It gets cancelled after one second.
 * It gets cancelled.
 * [character name]'s catchphrase is "[insert something edgy, offensive or otherwise out-of-character here]"
 * Every minute or so, there is a Johnny Test whip crack.
 * Want a break from the ads? Watch this short video to receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.
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 * Replace [scene I like] with footage of Rodrick Heffley saying "I'm sorry women" over and over NO WAIT THAT WOULD BE GOOD
 * no that would be bad
 * some other third thing
 * OLLIE ALLEN IS HIS NAME JUST AN ORDINARY KID NEVER THOUGHT HE'D BE THE CHOSEN ONE BUT NOW HE IS
 * Have a controversial religion dedicated to everyone talking about episode.
 * Put in morals such as "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw Jesus and praise Jesus", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw the Beatles and praise the Beatles", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw the Beatles and praise Jesus", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles" and " In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird. "
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 * Have all characters swear.
 * Teletubbies say FUCK
 * Teletubbies Pride Headcanons dot Tumblr dot com SUBMISSIONS OPEN!
 * Too much toilet humor
 * Make the show rated for adults
 * Make the show rated for old people who still drink moonshine
 * Make the show rated for green goo people
 * Make the show rated for sentient toenails
 * Every -5 hours, there is an animation error.
 * Hey Guys I'm Disco Tony
 * Include pop culture references.
 * Include soda culture references.
 * Include soft drink culture references.
 * Have the characters ask the audience questions.
 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQrE9sDNDio
 * Make it edgy and offensive.
 * When cursing capitalists under my breath, I ALWAYS make sure to end it with "except the Once-ler"
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 * Make the show Canananananananananadian.
 * Canada
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
 * Mr. Krabs going on a murderfest
 * Yes, sir.
 * when the seventh horn of the apocalypse sounds will you and your family be saved by His eternal grace or will you perish like a dog in wake of the seven plagues that follow?

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