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    100 Most Random Ways to Be Random

    121: Make a top 100 list have more than 100 listed things[edit | edit source]

    We've already done that, haven't we?

    120: NOW LosaFMAf cAreFukly OK?[edit | edit source]

    Gi ti a differont tomelone to bo random OR ELSE I WILL DEFEAT Youıuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu BRUHBRUHBRUHBRUHBRUHBRUHBRUHBRUHBRUHBRUHBHGBHHGREOJIJLKHRJERKLJSZERKLGJESPLIOJPSEOUTGREP9OUPERKREF

    119: Mix food up. I'm not joking[edit | edit source]

    • Me: "Do you want some caramel pasta?"
    • Some non-random person: "WTF? That doesn't exist!"
    • Me: "(puts caramel cubes into pasta) Now it does."
    • Some non-random person: "T_T"

    118: Start singing "118!" at at 1:18 in the morning[edit | edit source]

    A way of waking people up for the day ahead!

    117: Qoute things from Halo EVERY DAY![edit | edit source]

    Durrr...Werez da holy onion rings?

    116: Go to to a shoe store and ask for a cheeseburger[edit | edit source]

    If that doesn't work, scream at the cash registry for lousy pasta.

    115: Hum MLP Songs[edit | edit source]

    See if anyone regonizes them (I do this every day at school)

    114:Sing the Batman song randomly[edit | edit source]

    This makes people incredibly annoyed!

    113:Facepalm every minute[edit | edit source]

    Facepalm every minute, even if you win the lottery.

    112: Type stuff upside down[edit | edit source]

    Use FlipText every time you have to type something.

    111: Add 2+2[edit | edit source]

    You will become a math genius, and the world will be awesome.

    110: Lick a frozen pole.[edit | edit source]

    It will be a hit on YouTube!

    109: Say "I pooped in my undies!" at school[edit | edit source]

    It's funny!

    108: Bill Cosby Day[edit | edit source]

    Celebrate it!

    107: Imitate a Sonic character[edit | edit source]

    The one I recommend to imitate is Amy Rose.

    106: Play Halo 3 and make up ways to kill yourself[edit | edit source]

    Like parking in mid-air, jogging on a mine field or firing a boomerang rocket. Be creative!!! Put it up on the internet too, if you want! :)

    105: Star Wars music[edit | edit source]

    Think of a Star Wars song, and hum it as loud as you can. (Honestly, I don't care which one you hum, as long as it's from Star Wars. T_T

    104: Set stuff on fire.[edit | edit source]

    Pretty much self explanatory. As long as what you burn doesn't get you arrested, burn it!!!!1!

    103: Ear wax sculptures.[edit | edit source]

    Don't clean your ears for weeks. When you think you have enough filth in your ears, pull it out via Q-tips. Then, sculpt your masterpiece! (Seriously, these things go for big bucks at art sales.)

    102: Watch Regular Show.[edit | edit source]

    It's anything but.

    101: Prank call people.[edit | edit source]

    All you need is a phone, the White Pages, and a cool head. Pick a random person and dial it up! Maybe you should find a YouTube video with gunfire and record it, so when the person picks up, you should play it. >:D

    100: Chalk + Elevator = Random.[edit | edit source]

    Every time you go somewhere, bring some chalk with you. If you get on an elevator, you can use it to be random. Simply draw a square around you and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space!"

    99: Blow dryers.[edit | edit source]

    Aim these things out of your car window at other people and watch their reactions. (NOTE: This is more for insane people, so don't do it on a regular basis. Then again, what do you do on a regular basis?)

    98: Wear a fedora all the time.[edit | edit source]

    In case you don't know, a fedora is a hat. Now you can look like Frank Sinatra!

    97: Bacon in the soap.[edit | edit source]

    Go to the store and buy the best bacon you can find. Take it home and cook it. After that, eat as much of it as you can. Finally, put whatever is left in your soap.

    96: Chocolate cake.[edit | edit source]

    Eat it a lot, share it a lot, rub it on yourself a lot. Chocolate cake: It's the answer to everything. If you don't have cake, use pie instead. Works every time (almost).

    95[edit | edit source]

    There is no #95. Why? 'Cause it's random! Duh!

    94: Q.[edit | edit source]

    Puqt thisq letqter qin rqandom wordqs youq wrqite. Sqay itq's qa sileqnt Q.

    93: Be smart, act stupid.[edit | edit source]

    Do you really need an explanation?

    92: Wear a fake mustache.[edit | edit source]

    They can be found at party stores, dollar stores, and wherever random stuff is sold.

    91: Read stuff about fried chicken while placing flowers in a vase and eating a hockey puck.[edit | edit source]

    It's called multi-tasking.

    90: Draw stick people.[edit | edit source]

    You don't even need to ask. It is very straightforward.

    89: Meap.[edit | edit source]

    Obsess about him. Hang Meap posters in your room, wear Meap clothing, anything that involves Meap.

    88: Easter Island music.[edit | edit source]

    Buy a bunch of it, burn it to a CD, and play it with a boombox. Carry the boombox with you, and people will either call you random or throw the boombox across the street.

    87: Monsters under the bed.[edit | edit source]

    Act like they exist. 'Cause they are awesome. And junk.

    86: Sawyer Research[edit | edit source]

    Research Sawyer until your brain hurts.
    File:Sawyer.jpg
    RESEARCH HIM!!!!!!!!!!

    85: Random text.[edit | edit source]

    Write a bunch of random text in notepad. Then, save it onto your hard drive. Finally, post it on Fanfiction.net under the name "Phineas and Ferb Die." You should expect to be banned in 2-4 business days, give-or-take.

    84: Presidential e-mail/phone call.[edit | edit source]

    E-mail or call the White House. Say that the president's socks smell funny. Cross your fingers and hope you don't get arrested.

    83: Hamboning.[edit | edit source]

    Because sometimes the best thing you can do is slap yourself all over your body.

    82: Hot dog flag fire.[edit | edit source]

    Draw a picture of the hot dog flag in pen or pencil. Make it really big. Then, carry it into your downtown streets and burn it!

    81: Aspiring artist, unaspiring artwork.[edit | edit source]

    Spend a lot of time drawing things in MS Paint. Post them to the internets.

    80: Have your own random catchphrase.[edit | edit source]

    Read the name, dummy. (NOTE: Must be original or unoriginal only!)

    79: Loud, annoying, unnecessary numbers.[edit | edit source]

    Go downtown, pick a spot on the sidewalk, and count backwards from 1,000. Loudly.

    78: Text random people.[edit | edit source]

    Text everyone, even if you don't know who the heck they are!

    77: Say "9" after every word.[edit | edit source]

    Because9 sometimes9 normal9 randomness9 can9 be9 annoying9 or9 boring9.Why9 not9 be9 random9 THIS9 way9?

    76: Play "Dance Central."[edit | edit source]

    MO IS AWESOME AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE AND SHTUFFS!!!!!

    75: Have a strange pet.[edit | edit source]

    Strange pets include a platypus, a ferret, a pig, a dinosaur, a cassowary, an ostrich, a water buffalo, a gnu, and a coypu, among others.

    74: Paper clip public art.[edit | edit source]

    Take a bunch of paper clips, bend them together, and put them in public areas. More than likely, they will either be marveled at or thrown away.

    73: Sing to a stranger.[edit | edit source]

    Any song will be acceptable, especially songs by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

    72: Play a random instrument.[edit | edit source]

    It can be a kazoo, a ukelele, a balalaika, or any instrument found unusual. I

    71: Hot, but cold.[edit | edit source]

    When lots of people are looking, put an ice cube in your mouth. Then, spit it out and say, "Hot, hot, hot!"

    70: Pickle flag fire.[edit | edit source]

    Same as #82, but with the pickle flag.

    69: Speak Braille.[edit | edit source]

    If you can speak Braille, you can learn to communicate with blind-random people more thoroughly. Reading Braille also helps.

    68: Create an -inator.[edit | edit source]

    Don't steal them, especially the Giant Penguin Icy Freeze-Your-Socks-Off Breath-inator Thingy.

    67: Copy and Paste[edit | edit source]

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    66: Be one with your shoe size.[edit | edit source]

    If you do not know what that means, you may need to refer to a random-fu sensei. Either that, or you can take the hard way and watch Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

    65: Cats, cats, and more cats.[edit | edit source]

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    64: Spam the buttons.[edit | edit source]

    Don't try playing Guitar Hero III, just spam the guitar keys.

    63: Be a certified random-ologist.[edit | edit source]

    Enroll in the School of Random today!

    62: Buy a turtle and care for it.[edit | edit source]

    Get one from Petco. Give it a leash and walk it to the local dog park. Let it swim in a fountain. Make it a coat out of random materials. Anything is acceptable as long as other people know it's a type of clothing.

    61: Bake a pie.[edit | edit source]

    Cherry, chocolate, pumpkin, whatever flavor you want!

    60: Study the dictionary, then yell complicated words.[edit | edit source]

    Someone is guaranteed to either yell "Shut up" to you or yell "My, what a vast vocabulary you have!"

    59: Eavesdrop.[edit | edit source]

    Eavesdropping gives you tons of random material!

    58: Imitate a Spongebob character.[edit | edit source]

    This can get random. And awkward. And weird. And annoying. And embarrassing.

    57: Imitate someone that is imitating a Spongebob character.[edit | edit source]

    This can get even more random. And even more awkward. And even more weird. And even more annoying. And even more embarrassing.

    56: Pretend that you're a unicorn.[edit | edit source]

    You have a big horn in your head, you are mythical, you kinda look like a horse, you are magical and you normally are purple, pink, or white.

    55:Yell "Rawr" in someones ear.[edit | edit source]

    THEY MAY HATE YOU AFTERWARDS, BUT ITS WORTH IT!!!!

    54: Listen to the Magic Conch.[edit | edit source]

    Just LISTEN! BEHOLD THE MAGIC CONCH! Ooh Looooo Ooooooh LOO! LOOO LOOOO Looooo..!!!!!

    53: Dippin.'[edit | edit source]

    Dippin' Dippin' Dippin' Hold back.

    52: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.[edit | edit source]

    That's how random it is.

    51: MNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ.[edit | edit source]

    THAT'S how random THAT is.

    50: Make an excuse to skip parts to go to the half of stuff.[edit | edit source]

    Kinda like ways 52 and 51 (user shield ready)!

    49: Move to Canada.[edit | edit source]

    A long trip, eh? But it's worth it. Don't go to Toronto if you go.

    48: Go to the movies and be obnoxious.[edit | edit source]

    Bring random snacks, especially yogurt. Talk to the person during the movie and continuously ask them about it. Eat their popcorn and drink their soda. Offer them yogurt and other low-fat snacks that have weird names.

    47½: Fixing cars with Phineas and Ferb[edit | edit source]

    Hiring me to fix yr car. Then invit Fineeis 'n Frb an missssssspel evryting.

    47: Go to Heaven.[edit | edit source]

    And yes, better than moving to Canada.

    46 38945/1234567890: Make up long and complicated fractions.[edit | edit source]

    See the number for an example.

    46: Alk-tay in-way Ig-pay Atin-lay.[edit | edit source]

    At's-Thay Ight-Ray!

    45: Study George Washington.[edit | edit source]

    Kind of self-explanitory.

    44: Walk down the street and sing.[edit | edit source]

    Yell 'Ducky Momo!' at strangers.

    43: Throw meat at people.[edit | edit source]

    Go on the roof of a building and drop meat. Big meat, like steak, is best to use.

    42: Kill something.[edit | edit source]

    Preferably a fly or a dandelion. What, did you expect it meant PEOPLE? Seriously dude, stop acting so homicidal so much.

    41.109237283871819278375: Random decimals.[edit | edit source]

    Because sometimes we need to stop being so random and pretend that we know something.

    41: Witre lkie tihs on the ieetnrnt.[edit | edit source]

    Translation unknown. Go eat a cookie and figure it out yourself.

    40: Scratch your head at everything.[edit | edit source]

    Pretending not to know can save your randomness. And tacos.

    39:YELL EVERYTHING[edit | edit source]

    TOO MANY DECIBELS!

    38: It's over nine THOUSAAAAAND!!![edit | edit source]

    What 9000?(P.S. To do this,count to 9,001)

    37: Stab stuff with a Fork[edit | edit source]

    Just grab a fork and start stabbing!

    34: Randomly skip numbers[edit | edit source]

    For an example, see the title.

    33: Throw Pies At People[edit | edit source]

    Try throwing mud pies, literary!

    32: Endless Imitating[edit | edit source]

    Imitate someone who is imitating someone who is imitating a robot who is imitating SpongeBob who is imitating Squidward who is imitating a dancer who is imitating Justin Bieber who is imitating a robot who is imitating a mime who is imitating Dr. Doofenshmirtz who is imitating Perry who is mocking Candace who is imitating Jemery who is... I got nothin', just be careful if someone deleted your endless imitating as a spam.

    31: Get Mad At Someone With No Apparent Reason[edit | edit source]

    I don't know how much, JUST GET AS MAD AS U CAN!!!

    30: Create Meaning-less Emoticons[edit | edit source]

    "_">:(<_>8(=)*_* Those have meanings, here's the one I'm talkin' about! +_0=-{;p"

    P[][{p=-)+_0++)-)-000_=_0+-)=_)0_00-!!!
    Last, but not least, frjfdn dfjndfjkxfkndknfnjgfhijf:.

    29: Ask Random Peoples to Do Your Homework[edit | edit source]

    Or you can ask them to: clean your bedroom, make your bed, made you a pie, smash their head into your television, pay your bills, create a second Facebook accounts, create a TV show, etc.

    87: Ti4e Wr0n9 Numb3rs Or L905,567tt[insert infinity symbol here]rs[edit | edit source]

    Do it on your math homework to be a master of randomness! Example's above.

    27: Go to School on a Holiday[edit | edit source]

    Happy Schooling, GEEK!

    26: Believes in Fairytale[edit | edit source]

    Shout: "Fairies do exists!!!" at everyone!

    25: Buy something and return it.[edit | edit source]

    Buy it again. Return it again. Buy it again return it again. Buy it again, return it again.

    24:Play the song "Brick House" Over and Over again.[edit | edit source]

    ...with no headphones!

    22:Hate The Number "23"[edit | edit source]

    Why else would I skip it? (But I LOVE 23 srew you! and your 23 haters!)

    21:Jump To Conclusions[edit | edit source]

    Because we don't wanna go through problem-solving.

    20:(In Math Class)Add the number "0" after every answer.[edit | edit source]

    1+1=20 and 3+6=90.

    19: Go to the Park and Blast Annoying Music[edit | edit source]

    Classical music and heavy metal is the best type of music because it is most annyoing. Or little children music played over and over.

    18:DANCE STRAWS DANCE![edit | edit source]

    Just shake an unopened straw bag!

    17:16:15:14:13:12:11:Confuse People[edit | edit source]

    Confused yet?

    16:Eat a pizza pie[edit | edit source]

    Mamma-Mia!

    15: Pretend it is Summer in Winter[edit | edit source]

    Wear shorts and a T-shirt everyday! Walk around town and then start panting and tell people you are really hot.

    14:Eat A Mexican Dessert[edit | edit source]

    Churros,Flan,any dessert!Just as long as it's Mexican.

    13:Make everthing as colorful as possible![edit | edit source]

    Or just go to India when Spring begins.It's the same thing!

    12:Make a bad French accent by saying "Le" a lot.[edit | edit source]

    Because le all you le want is le someone le constantly le saying "le"alot.Annoying,le isn't *le* it?

    11:Make A Finn Hat.[edit | edit source]

    ADVENTURE TIME! Or just buy one :P

    12: Listen to Friday[edit | edit source]

    Kickin' in the front seat, kickin in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take??????? OMG! It's Friday, Friday gonna get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend!

    11:Put Ice Cream in a toaster[edit | edit source]

    Yes,another Adventure Time reference!

    10:Be on an "America's Funniest Home Videos" video[edit | edit source]

    If you actually did this it's also a sign of stupidity and embarrassment.

    9:YELL OUT A RANDOM NUMBER AND DELETE RANDOM FRIED-CHICKEN-RELATED PAGES INTO AN OVERFLOWING TOILET AND WRITE ALL OVER THE EXPRESSWAY AND SHOUT RANDOMLY AND STUFF AND TYPE STUFF AND BURP AT YOUR COMPUTER AND DELETE THIS PAGE AND........ (Sorry. We are experiencing techical difficulties while we move this heading's text into the main section. Thank you for............)[edit | edit source]

    Er...what?

    8:Dance with a tons of bacon in your shirt.[edit | edit source]

    Get ready for grease stains!

    7: FAMOUS GUY EMOTICONS![edit | edit source]

    @:) is ELVIS

    6:Skip alot of numbers[edit | edit source]

    1 3009 98765019482876204777777777758

    5: Watch Youtube videos[edit | edit source]

    Funny ones ONLY

    4: Make your monitor upside-down[edit | edit source]

    ctrl+alt+ any arrow

    3: Eat "The Super Bagel."[edit | edit source]

    This is a bagel filled with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pie, rubber bands, peanuts, chocolate, Cool Whip, socks, fried chicken, bunnies, candy corn, socks, pickles, a Kanye West CD, bologna, turkey, knives, and Silly String. Don't question it, just shut the bleep up and eat.

    2: Put this on someone's talk page.[edit | edit source]

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    1:Just 1 simple edit on here[edit | edit source]

    ...just proves your random already.Good Night! or day! Pie is good also.

    0: Type in faces with awesome emotions[edit | edit source]

    0_0 O_O XD =D :*-(

    -0: Make up fake numbers[edit | edit source]

    Take the number it is, for example.

    -1: Listen to one song in Every language EXCEPT the language you speak[edit | edit source]

    If you ask me what this means, slam your head in a door.

    -2: Bust your brothers for doing nothing[edit | edit source]

    Really? Chritopher's building a giant rocket? No, he's still in bed.

    -3: qwertyuiop yourself[edit | edit source]

    qwertyuioping is the act of spontaneously combusting in a highly populated area not accessible fto the general public DO EEET!!! CHICKEN!!!!!

    -4: Add Mr. Men to every page you see and don't even care[edit | edit source]

    I'M TALKING TO YOU WALLYGATOR!

    -5: Say everything is purple[edit | edit source]

    Look at the nice purple sky! I clearly see purple chickens flying through it!

    -6: Buy something from an infomercial.[edit | edit source]

    It's the Onion Box! Now you can keep all your onions fresh and clean and ready to use! Call and get the Onion Box for just $19.95! Plus, order now and get the Pickle Dispenser for free (actually, it's $4.95 S&H)! But wait, there's more! Order now and I'll stop yelling for five whole minutes! Get the Onion Box!

    -7: Eat dirt.[edit | edit source]

    Yes, eat dirt. At least it's better than your mom's cooking. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    -8: Make epicly epic ads[edit | edit source]

    Example: Is this good cereal, who knows! But at least guy on the box is cute!

    -9: OMG PIE!!!!!![edit | edit source]

    Yeah pie of pie is awesomez!!!!!!

    -10: Blame Dinkleberg for Everything.[edit | edit source]

    This page has 120 ways to be random instead of 100? Dinkleberg...

    -11: Say LOL at things that aren't funny[edit | edit source]

    e.g. Friend: My rabbit just died You: LOL

    - 12 :Eat Raw Poatoes[edit | edit source]

    Grab some potatoes and eat them.

    13: Yell![edit | edit source]

    SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING, I KNOW HIM!!!!

    11:moo every 10 seconds[edit | edit source]

    MOO!

    10:CHICKEN RAIN![edit | edit source]

    THROW CHICKEN LEGS!

    9: watch 9 9 times when you are 9[edit | edit source]

    and rate it 9 out of 9

    8: threaten to eat the police[edit | edit source]

    familiar much?

    7:up[edit | edit source]

    lol u mad?

    6: eat a cow fully[edit | edit source]

    without cooking it.

    5: GIBBERISH![edit | edit source]

    dnglsdngldsngkjsdnkgjnsdjkgnkjsdngjkdsngjksdngjkdsngksnorlaxespiowaluigiknflkdnglksdnlk

    4: repeat what your friends say.[edit | edit source]

    4: repeat what your friends say

    3: eat a mouse[edit | edit source]

    om nom nom

    2: poop on your com/mac[edit | edit source]

    and don't clean it up.

    1.9:Dump a milkshake on your head[edit | edit source]

    And say "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!"

    and... one... the most random way to be random is...[edit | edit source]

    PLAY CALL OF DOODOO DUTY AND LIKE IT!

    -whatever we're at: Make 100 ways to be random and have 148 things on it[edit | edit source]

    i mean really?

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    -whatever we're at: spam one pic a lot[edit | edit source]

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    -13: Whisper "The apocalypse is coming soon."[edit | edit source]

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    -14: Go onto YouTube and find a song that is in no way featured in the Australian-Canadian animated comedy television series The Day My Butt Went Psycho (2013-2015) and then leave a comment like "Who else is here because of The Day My Butt Went Psycho?"[edit | edit source]

    Then sit back and start thinking about how someone out there now believes that "Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)" by Limp Bizkit is in The Day My Butt Went Psycho.

    here and there everywhere butts are loose but we don't care our team made up with my butt cheap or cheeky awesome pair we got the same dna kickin butt in every waaaaayyyy the day my butt went ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN (WHAT?)

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    Jump off merry go rounds and scream "LEGGO MY LEGO MINIS!" and try to weird out any watching kids. After that, walk home while dancing like the Roach in that episode of SuperNoobs I (PixelMiette) forget the name of, and then when you're at home, dance to "Freaks" by Timmy Trumpet and Savage while saying "Baked chicken and apple juice" until the song is over.

    wigglebottom[edit | edit source]

    Legally change your name to Daadadoo McWigglebottom.

    -wigglebottom[edit | edit source]

    Act like Ronald McDonald in public.

    INTEGERS[edit | edit source]

    DO INTEGER MATH SHEETS FOR FUN

    excuse me but[edit | edit source]

    why the fuck are you at the bottom of this page

    -excuse me but[edit | edit source]

    My life is a movie and everyone's watchingSo let's get to the good part and past all the nonsenseSometimes it's hard to do the right thingWhen the pressure's coming down like lightningIt's like they want me to be perfectWhen they don't even know that I'm hurting'Cause life's not easy, I'm not made out of steel Don't forget that I'm human, don't forget that I'm real Act like you know me, but you never will But there's one thing that I know for sure I'll show you I'll show you I'll show you I'll show youI've got to learn things, learn them the hard way Got to see what it feels like, no matter what they saySometimes it's hard to do the right thing When the pressure's coming down like lightning It's like they want me to be perfect When they don't even know that I'm hurting'Cause life's not easy, I'm not made out of steel Don't forget that I'm human, don't forget that I'm real Act like you know me, but you never will But there's one thing that I know for sure I'll show you I'll show you I'll show you I'll show you 'Cause life's not easy, I'm not made out of steel Don't forget that I'm human, don't forget that I'm real Act like you know me, but you never will But there's one thing that I know for sureI'll show you I'll show you  

    okay but let's be honest[edit | edit source]

    WE NEED ANOTHER RED ACTION EPISODE

    -okay but let's be honest[edit | edit source]

    WE ALREADY GOT IT

    stop talking about ok ko dude[edit | edit source]

    go watch glitch techs like every other human with a functioning brain cell has, it's cooler and epicer and you should totally go watch it. stan five or die

    -stop talking about ok ko dude[edit | edit source]

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    -start talking about ok ko dude[edit | edit source]

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    you think youre fucking funny dont you pal? you think youre fucking funny huh? you think you're a little silly funny boy? think you're a funny little funny huh?[edit | edit source]

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    -create a project and never shut up about it[edit | edit source]

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    Numba -73[edit | edit source]

    Make a top 100 list go negative so you can fit in more things

    Number 5[edit | edit source]

    Make the numbers purposely innaccurate

    Nummer Svever[edit | edit source]

    Mipsell evrything

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    Can we add more ways to e random?
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