420

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420 is a very nice number like 69. It follows 419 (a nice but not as nice number) and precedes 421 (a very lame number). It is the sum of the first 20 positive even numbers. Word words words words words.

Little known fact: 420 is the best number ever.

420 in popular culture

• 420 BC was a year that happened. Nothing happened, ironically.
  • AD 420, another uneventful year
• 4/20 is widely recognized as a marijuana-related holiday.
  • More notably, it is recognized as Choerryism Day of Birth.
• 420 is the Czech calling code. Why can't my country's calling code be this cool. Fuck my baka life
• "420" is the title of a Family Guy episode (the one with the BAG OF WEED A BAG OF WEED OH EVERYTHING'S BETTER WITH A BAG OF WEED song)

People who were born on 4/20

• ME. (i am based)
• Suyeon from Weki Meki
• Luhan aka one of the guys who left EXO
• Jay from ENHYPEN
• Jehyun from OMEGA X
• Luther Vandross (the guy Tiffany "New York" Pollard mentioned in that one Flavor of Love clip that became a meme. "BEY-ON-CE? BEY-ON-CE? BEYONCE?! YOU KNOW- YOU KNOW WHO YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE? YOU FUCKING LOOK LIKE LUTHER VANDROSS!")
  • this video is required viewing please GOD IT'S SO FUNNY I'M DEAD
    • "Hottie. Mental institution. Crazy. Bitch need straightjacket."
      • NITZAN THIS PAGE ISN'T ABOUT THE FUNNIEST REALITY TV SHOW MOMENT EVER STOP
• George Takei aka SPOCK!!!!!!!
• some dead nun
• OH MY GIRL everyone's second-favorite problematic kpop group
• danger force guy
• i'm NOT mentioning the h-man. GET OUT
• a bunch of celebrities i've never heard of and/or don't give two shiny poopoops about

Unfortunately, George Takei, Suyeon, Jay, Jehyun, Luther Vandross (by the virtue of being mentioned in the Flavor of Love clip I liked) and I are the only relevant people with 4/20 birthdays. Live laugh love

Some weird ass nugu kpop song was released on this day too. That's uh. Yeah. We don't care about that tho

Why the fuck are there barely any kpop idols with 4/20 birthdays I feel so fucking slighted come onNNNNNNNNNN *breaks someone's ribcage and does their wife in front of them*

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