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Hello. This is a page of predictions for bands that will exist in the future. They don't exist yet, but I'm pretty sure that some day they will exist. Please note that I can't predict ALL of the albums and singles, that's why I'm only posting three or four of each. Also, the genre predictions might be slightly innacurate. I'll update this article whenever I receive a new vision for a future band. If you predict any band, by the way, please feel free to add it to this list.
DJ Frantic[edit | edit source]
That band is from London. They are only pretend though.
The leader of the band is AJ, while the others are 3 girls named Mana, Chara, and Peggy.
Genre: Pop, Techno, D&B, House, Electronic, EDM, Dubstep
Notable Albums: Drummerbass
Notable Singles: Blood Gone On Me, Electronics, Oh Diip, Omiverse, I Feel That, Waves
The Fab Fairies[edit | edit source]
You may have learn't this from the Random-Ness Wiki Universe Timeline, you now reached the fab fairies from Miitopia. They were created by Daisy, a god that likes to create things. They also can live forever. Here are their names;
- Maria, leader of the faries. (plays harp, main vocalist and lead singer)
- Saharah (plays guitar, secondary vocalist)
- Buttercup (plays drums, other vocalist)
Genres: Pop, House, Harp (which is basically just the harp.), Country, Musical, Folk Rock
Albums: Clearly Not A Pest, Child's Play, Beautiful, Summertime
Singles: Uh Hoo, Into The Sea, For U, Candy, Show Me, Best, Party Times, Ibiza
Are you yeti for this[edit | edit source]
A boy band hosted by the Walmart yodeling kid (lead singer, John cena (the rapper), Albert Einstein (the saxophone guy), Kazoo kid (the kazoo guy) and Jake The Dog (the viola guy) Genre: Yodeling
First album: True Value feel free to edit and expand on more ideas for this band :)
Martin and the Brides[edit | edit source]
The band is composed by some guy called James Martin and his four ex-wives. Each one of the wives plays a different instrument. This band is from the UK, later on they will be based in Las Vegas, Nevada, United States, and will back various musicians, with hilarious results to their backers' mental insatiability.
Genre: Mega Material Rock (yeah, that will be a thing).
First three albums: Jolly East, Understood the Tested, Anchor Acceptable
Most notable singles: Explanation, Wisdom Warriors, Useful Present
Clerical Creature[edit | edit source]
This is a duo. One of them is a girl, the other one I'm not sure. I think at least of them is an elder. The name is taken from two words that appeared in a ReCaptcha thing. Don't know where the band is from, though.
Genre: Indie Pop
First four albums: Cleric, Blast It Up, Aromawing Flyers, Lilly
Most notable singles: Oblivion, Oblivion Part II, Sanitary
Galactic Plasma Rocket Flare[edit | edit source]
This band is taken from four villaneous teams from Pokémon games. All of the names for albums and songs are also inspired by the Pokémon Franchise games. There are 5 members, one from each continent (I can't specify, though). Please note that they are gen6rs who think all generations of Pokémon suck after Generation VI. They picked 128 Pokémon from these gens (average 21.333... from each one) to compete for being the mascot of the band. Greninja and Lucario were the finalists, and the latter won.
Genre: Indie Rock, Melodic Death Metal, Rap Metal, Indietronica, Hip-Hop, Country Rock
First five albums: Contrary Superpower, Geomancy, Sturdy Like a Golem, Gold and Silver, Hall of Origin
Most notable singles: Lucky Chant, Iron Head, Choice Locked, Hax Cassino
Justdan Ce[edit | edit source]
This is an american girl band, and all of the songs rip off Lady Gaga. They said that it is offensive that Lady Gaga literally copied the name of a Queen song to name herself, so they took revenge. "Ce" is also a reference to Cerium, because the band members claim that Lady Gaga is like a 58 (some meme in the future). Lady Gaga and this band will have many many confrontations in many social networks (which don't exist yet)
Genre: Pop, Novelty Pop, Comedy
First three albums: Poke Her Face, The Fail Monster, CRAPOP
Most notable singles: G.U.Y.S. (Grass Under Your Slug), The Edge of Blurry, Bad Bromance, Papa Razzie
LANA[edit | edit source]
LANA is a band made by one girl called Lana da Silva Freud and three guys called Anderson, Nicholas and Alberto. Lana is the girlfriend of Anderson. This band is from Brazil. Lana is said to be somewhat egotistical. Nicholas abandons the band for about a year, which leads into the band's greatest hit.
Genre: Samba Metal
First five albums: Lana Diva, Lana Linda, Lana Precious, Lana Maravilhosa, Lana Incredible
Most notable singles: Nichy Come Back, The Anthem of our Generation, Dirty Dirty Safadenho, BRo
Fried Chicken[edit | edit source]
This is a band formed by twenty random users from the Random-ness wiki (could be you or even me!). All the names of albums/songs are from pages found using the "Random page button".
Genre: Random (any genre! yay!)
First three albums: Dance Central Trilogy, Not Surprising, The Qwerty Dimension
Most notable singles: Fred, Bands That Have Yet to Exist, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
Insane Random People[edit | edit source]
Genre: Hip hop, horrorcore, comedy hip hop, rap rock
First two albums: Carnival of Peepee Less Anti Brony Fawkers, Ringtaster
Most notable singles: Family Fun Center Freak Show, Your Chuck E. Cheese's Flag
Pocket Knife[edit | edit source]
This is a three-member band from Cameroon. The name is an homage to a guy called Jack Rinchinson (I don't know if he is already born), who is going to be the world's most well-known pocket knife collector.
First three albums: Jack-Knife, Cut It Off, Slash Your Vices
Most notable singles: Opening an Envelope, Cutting Twine, Emergency Tracheotomy, Slicing a Piece of Fruit
Dragon Floss[edit | edit source]
Dragon Floss is an Australian band made of two girls and two guys, called Mariana de Lucca, Christina Thomas, Thomas Chris and Daniel Engels. The name comes from an unreleased song by LANA... or was it Clerical Creature... or was it Soap Surfers? I don't remember now. Maybe is was Imagine Dragons. LOL
First four albums: Doorlock, Fairy Floss, Cotton License Warrant, MLCTTCDE (My Lizard Can Talk To Colorful Dancing Eggs)
Most notable singles: Goblin, Mary Lu-Lu, Griseous Love, Dragon of the Perfection
Cream CyanRed GHJ[edit | edit source]
This band will be formed in Japan, but they will live in North Deliah (a new country, don't know in which continent). Cyan GHJ is one of the successors of the BluRay Disks.
Genre: Cream Pop, Cream Rock, Cream Rap, Cream Dance, Cream Metal, Cream Gospel
First three albums: NYC Lies In My Pillow, Follow My Lead, Graziella
Most notable singles: Draining in the Dark (ft. Lorde), Dancing in the Marsh (ft. Justin Timberlake), Vanilla Chocolate (ft. B.o.B)
Bang T. Big[edit | edit source]
This is hard to believe, but it's true! Or it will be... Four guys and three girls, called Leonard, Sheldon, Rajesh, Howard, Penny, Bernadette and Amy meet in their freshmen year in college. But they are architect students, not physics students. I'm pretty sure they're not american, but I don't know from which country they will be. Anyway, they decide to create a band just because they all share names with characters of the sitcom "The Big Bang Theory". And guess what?! Their executive is called Stuart! They also have stage-exclusive members called Leslie and Barry!!!! Please note that the latter three were also selected ONLY because of their names. Anyway, most of the music has nothing to do with the sitcom.
Genre: Alternative Metal, Alternative Rock, Pop, Punk Rock, Indietronica
First three albums: It All Started With the..., The Collumn, Peace Among Joining
Most notable singles: This Is My Place, Fear of the Wing, Bazinga!
Lexical Recreation[edit | edit source]
This is just a band that covers other bands. I think they are from California. The covers are mediocre, but some of them actually will stand out.
First three albums: Pentatonix, Walk Off The Earth, Boyce Avenue
Most notable singles: Happy (Pharrell cover), Pac-Man Fever (Buckner & Garcia cover), Magic (Coldplay cover), Choice Locked (Galactic Plasma Rocket Flare cover)
Swords[edit | edit source]
This is a five-member band from Sweden. It is one the earliest bands on this list, but it is down here because I only had the vision now. It will be known as a "pioneer" that put Heavy Metal into mainstream music. Some haters will call it "pop metal", "indie hipster metal" or "flash metal gone wrong", but they will be much more talented than several artists that are currently considered "classics".
Genre: Heavy Metal, Alternative Metal, Melodic Death Metal, Death/Doom, Extreme Metal
First three albums: Dismal Vision, Dust Map, Quicksand Playground
Most notable singles: Reroute to Clarity, Animal Across, Vermillion Walls, Ubiquity Insanity
Quantum Phone[edit | edit source]
A Mexican band with six members. Quantum Phone is a reference to a brand of synergy phones (smarthphones will be considered things of the past).
Genre: Ranchera Pop, Mariachi Rock, Taco Rap, Tequila Jazz
First three albums: Arriba!, Nosotros de la Calle, Sold Out
Most notable singles: Chica Caliente, No Pare, Don't Stop the Hot Chick, Jillie Bean
The Lost Pineapple[edit | edit source]
This is another band that is not from the US, and it is a response to Bang T. Big. At some point, there will be a huge wave of hatred between old television series fanbases (TBBT, Vampire Diaries, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Two and a Half Men, The Walking Dead, Grey's Anatomy, CSI, and the one that inspired this band, How I Met Yout Mother). Prepare yourself, because this is going to divide the internet into ten huge blocks (eleven if you count the neutral ones), so you're better off picking your side already. Anyway, the HIMYM segment, infuriated by the success of Bang T. Big, selected three guys called Theodore 'Ted', Marshall and Barney, and two girls named Lily and Robin, to create a band of their own. Other fanbases tried to to the same, but they didn't actually work out (I think).
The band will briefly break up after Uncontrollable Urge unseparated the internet via The Dose-esque frequencies in one of their songs.
Genre: Pop Rock
First four albums: Dopplegängers, The Bro Code, Yellow Umbrella, Let's Go to the Mall
Most notable singles: Intervention, Wait For It, Puzzles, Marshpillow Laser Tag
The Captains[edit | edit source]
A japanese-canadian band. All the members are Bleach fans. They often sample Bleach's OST.
Genre: J-Rock, Soul
First four albums: Bankai, Rip off Your Mask, Walk on Water, German Arrows
Most notable singles: Kidou, Zangetsu, Heartless Like a Hollow, Los Lobos, Bringer Light, Vollständig
Crocodile Duck Rabbit[edit | edit source]
Previously though to be a one-hit wonder trio from LA, this band is actually a prototype created by the lead singer and drummer of The Captains before the band existed. It only exists for two years. Despite just being in "beta", it still managed to get a hit.
Genre: Indie Rap
First two (and only two) albums: Flash Mob, Lighter Shot
Most notable single: U.F.O.
Plus Pyramids[edit | edit source]
This is a band from Egypt. All of the songs are centralized on metaphors created out of math-related topics. There are four members, and one of them is called Drake.
Genre: Egypt Dance, Math Rock
First four albums: Planck Constant, LogaRHYTHM, Hyperbolic Function
Most notable singles: Integral Dance, Field Theory, Decimal Love, Tesseract
Carlos & Barbara[edit | edit source]
A Scottish-Canadian duo. The members are called Carlos and Barbara, and they cohabitate. They tend to name everything out of plural nouns.
First three albums: Vikings, Cubes, Paintbrushes
Most notable singles: Keys, Hearts, Hurricanes, Dwarfs
Suits[edit | edit source]
Six-member french band. Three men, three women. They identify as "King of Spades", "Jack of Diamonds", "Joker", "Queen of Hearts", "Ace of Clubs" and "Seven of Hearts". The name of the King of Spades is Michael, and the name of the Seven of Hearts is Leonora.
Genre: Deck Rock, Card Pop, Cassino Rap, Shuffle Music
First three albums: Trump Card, Royal Flush, Envious Uno
Most notable singles: Lonely Spider, 21, Sueca, Gamblers
Rain[edit | edit source]
Another one-hit wonder. This band is from Germany.
First album: Geschwind
Most notable single: Schnell
Loch Ness Yalk[edit | edit source]
The members of this Scottish band claim that they descend from the Loch Ness Monster. One of the band members is 19 years old. I'm pretty sure that Love Inside My Wallet is from either Chronicles or Italian Staples.
Genre: Monster Rock, Kilt Rock
First four albums: Cryptid Crossover, Chronicles, Italian Staples, Casio
Most notable singles: Mountaineer, Love Inside My Wallet, Offspring, Nessie's Revenge, Nessie's Egg (with Cryptids).
Artistic Financiation of Maseru[edit | edit source]
A duo from Lesotho. The band members call themselves "Apricot" and "Football". They tend to hide themselves, in a similar fashion to Gorillaz and deadmau5. It is the first Kwaito artist to become worldwide known. They collaborate with Shakira at some point of their career.
First three albums: Maseru, Maloti Mountains, Diamond
Most notable singles: Landlocked, Traditional Clause, Smooth Victory, Islands (ft. Shakira)
MJ2[edit | edit source]
Ok. This is by far the most interesting one. The leader of the band is about 90 years old, and his name is MICHAEL JACKSON!!! It is unclear if this about the Thriller-Bad-Billie Jean-Beat It Michael Jackson that died in 2009, or if it is just a coincidence. The other band members are called David, Joe and Janet. Yeah, Joe and Janet. They also cover the song "Eat It" by Weird Al Yankovic in their second album.
Genre: Revival Pop
First three albums: 5, Mike, Hustling
Most notable singles: Breaking Under, Mars, Return to the Mike
The Sponge of the Neutron[edit | edit source]
This is ten-member band that loves to reference Nicktoons all over the place. The members are called Arnold, Jenny, Danny, Timmy, Doug, Otto, Tommy, Ginger, Cosmo and Wanda.
Genre: Psychadelia, Soul, Jazz
First three albums: Thornberry Monsters, Beavers Modern Life, Invader Airbender
Most notable singles: T.U.F.F. Penguins, Sandy Patrick CatDog, Chalk X Wayside
Green Gold Glory[edit | edit source]
A band from Switzerland. The five band members are siblings. Their names are Oswald, Janice, Alice, Tom and Henrich. Oswald loves swiss chocolate, Janice likes to play chess, Alice loves cats, Tom hates yellow birds and has six toes on his left foot, while Henrich likes to sell rocks.
First three albums: From the Alps, Headlines, Frigid and Centralized
Most notable singles: Lathe, Like a Boot, Penguin Invasion, Aerial Airplanes
64 Wood Squares [edit | edit source]
An italian-spanish band. The leaders all called Mark Kingston Crown and Regina Queen. The other members are called Alexia Rooks, Kevin Knight and Rob Bishop. Each one of them has an alter ego (Black King, White Queen, Aixela Towers, Kris Cavalier and Bob CH Guy, respectively). There are also sixteen dancers, which are referred to as the "pawns".
Genre: Castling Rock
First four albums: En Passant, Promotion, Decoys, Skewers
Most notable singles: Checkmate, Fork, Undermining, Overloading, Zugzwang
Draft Pan[edit | edit source]
A band from Chicago. They are well-known for ripping off hits from 2011, year when the leader of the band was born.
First three albums: Cook County Just Can't Get Enough, Frolic on the Floor, What's My N.A.M.E?
Most notable singles: Pumped Up in the Deep, Party Rock Super Bass, Raise Your Good Life, Firework Like Jagger
Every Greek[edit | edit source]
This band will be formed in a greek psychiatric ward. Five guys and five ladies claim to be the reencarnation of ancient greek deities (namely Poseidon, Dionysus, Hermes, Hephaestus, Apollo, Artemis, Aphrodite, Hestia, Athena and Demeter).
Genre: Greek Pop Rock
First four albums: Minotaur, Trojan War, Cyclops, Cerberus
Most notable singles: Iris & Hebe, Muses, Atlas, Facing the Titanes
Relic Toast[edit | edit source]
A band from Oklahoma with four members. The leader is called Sofia. This band is known for extremely deep lyrics, despite the weird titles they pick for their songs.
Genre: R&B, Alternative Hip-Hop
First three albums: Like, Lantern Lamp, Whisky Gate
Most notable singles: Lovely Dog Lady, Frisky Wood, Tea Bowl, Texas House Sharpen, Crayola and Patreon, Plates on a Rock
Running Through the Mirror[edit | edit source]
Genre: Honolulu Rock, Ukelele Psychadelia, Folk, Facing Future Indie Rock Metal, Pseudo-Doom, Reggae
First four albums: Active Volcano, Graveyard Kid, Kanaloa, Pearl
Most notable singles: Mujina, Rise Up (Yves Larock cover), Eight-Colored Rainbows (ft. Lana Freud and Carlos & Barbara), Glen Grant
Mystical Splicers[edit | edit source]
A band from Barbados. The name comes from this Wikipedia piece of text: "film splicer (also called a film joiner, usually in Europe) is a device which can be used to physically join together lengths of photographic film. It is mostly used in film motion pictures.". The leader of the band, Percy Navarra, read it somewhere and decided that it would be a good name, along with the term "Mystical". That is the surname of another member, called Mariah Mystical, who is Percy's fiancée. The third member, Ulissis Grey, is the brother-in-law of Mariah's friend.
First three albums: Breathing Octopi, Fibril, Planet of the Wild Lions
Most notable singles: E.O.N.S (Each Other Never Seen), Kilowatt Hour, Bronisław, Flawless Imperfection
Abstract Territory[edit | edit source]
A five-member band, from a new country as well (not North Deliah, and not another Deliah). The name of the band comes from a Night Club in the same country.
First three albums: The Creation, Alcohol, Into a New World of Licensed Fines
Most notable singles: Helvetica, Gasoline Boulevard, Rolling Around, The Frisky Song
Fall Over[edit | edit source]
A experimental band with members from the UK, Canada, and the Netherlands. The lead singer is Levan Merritt (who as a young boy fell into the gorilla enclosure at Jersey Zoo in 1986), the band also has 4 canadians and 1 dutch guy. The first canadian, John Stumberg, is from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada and has a picture of Jambo (the gorilla who saved Levan) tatooed on his forehead, the second canadian, John Stemmens, is from Nova Scotica and loves pickles, the third canadian, Mark Stemmens, also from Nova Scotica and is John's brother-in-law, and the Dutch guy, Johannes Vakantiehuis, is from Amsterdam, Netherlands, and is the bassist. Levan is the lead singer and plays the rhythm guitar, the 1st John plays the drums, the 2nd John plays the flute, Mark plays the woodwind flute, and Johannes plays the bass. They also have a guy named Uncle Matzah Brei who plays the piano.
The name of the band comes from Levan's way of ending up in the enclosure (falling over). They are from Levan's micronation, West Kington (after Levan's brother-in-law took over the village). The band was convinced by Levan after his mad scientist friend splashed age-freeze potion all over him in 2014.
Mark will date Lucille from The Pointless Sisters sometime in the future.
Genre: Experimental music
First four albums: Jambo, The Explosion, All Must Dance, F-16, I Hate Duckrolling and Rickrolling
Most noteable singles: Hunting (feat. Apollo from Every Greek and Tom from Green Gold Glory), Back in Jersey (the lead track of Jambo), The Potatofoogle (feat. Michael Rosen)
A two-women band formed by Polly Ester and Lucille in Little Tokyo, Japan, but based in the northeast side of Little Tokyo. They perform 90's style pop songs. They are known for being stars of the Geronimo Recordings, Ltd. label.
Genre: 90's style pop music
First album: The Pointless Twist
Most noteable single: We're The Pointless Sisters!
Dance with It[edit | edit source]
A experimental music group formed of Splaat (the current form of the Klasky-Csupo SSF), his 12-year old brother Digital, and a rooster named Wakecrow (the current form of the Klasky-Csupo rooster). They experiment with pop and rock instruments. The band name is a pun on the Internet meme "Deal with It".
Genre: Experimental music
First album: BandBang
Most noteable single: SuperDance (instrumental extended recreation of the SuperTrain theme)
The Soda Pops[edit | edit source]
A band consisting of two teenage girls from Montana, one being named Ashley. They are predicted to invent a new style of music, consisting of a mix between 50's rock and pop music.
Genre: 50's Pop
First album: Dew-wop
Most noteable single: Pepsi Pop
Sober Oscar Soldiers[edit | edit source]
Directly from the Pacific Islands, this trio, know in the fandom as "S.O.S", has the mission to "save our souls". Most of their songs have elements of morse code in the beats. The leader of the band is from Micronesia, and I think another one is from Polynesia, while another one is from Melanesia (I'm not sure), meaning there is a high chance that each one represents an island group from the Pacific Ocean. Coincidentally, this band is famous for being a pacifiist band, never engaging in any sort of conflict with any other bands. Like Swords, this band is also famous for being one of the first Metal bands to go mainstream, but Swords is obviosly the true pioneer. The guy from Polynesia is called Jared, while the guy (probably) from Melanesia is called Joanne (think he's from Nauru), while the leader, from Micronesia, is called Johanno. They are also famous for saving a little girl who was drowning on a beach from one of these islands. The little girl is called Julia and her vocals are featured in one of the band's most popular singles. She was 12 when she was saved, and at age 18 she joined "BL2".
Genre: Heavy Metal, 90's Rock
First three albums: Triple Pacific Alliance, We Aren't Threats, I, LAhLahLAH
Most notable singles: Waterfall Friends, Cocoa Log Track (ft. Julia), Wireless Islandic, Fitness Forms Freedom Force OK
Bliss Is Ignorance[edit | edit source]
The name of this South African-Ukrainian-Italian band is a play on the phrase "ignorance is bliss". The band members are Mark Hamilton, a guy from South Africa, VIktor Lefrovsky, a guy from Ukraine, Marcellia Hanna, a chick from Italy, and Marciana d'Sollas, a girl from the UK with nationality from the other 3 countries.
Genre: Mix Pop, Experminetal Triple, Youth Source, Rock
First three albums:: South A-phaer-ica, U-cranium, I-tall-y, 3ov'em.
Most notable singles: Scissor Retracting, Come a Little Closer as the Rhythm Gets Stronger 'Cause There's Nothing Wrong With Just a Little Bit of Fun (ft. fun. and Daft Punk), Feeling Snowy, Shining Lights Sparkling Lively
Jerry[edit | edit source]
A band from an ancient country. That's all I know right now.
Genre: TBA (Trump Bass Automatic)
First three albums: Saxolove, Colorful Headlines, LOL
Most notable singles: Likewise, Lost in Japan, Cricket Lickers
Eye Three[edit | edit source]
A quartet formed in Dallas County. The band members are related to workers of the defunct animation studio DNA Productions (producers of Jimmy Neutron and other stuff). Eye Thee is a reference to the company's mascot: Paul, the three-eyed monkey, who also happens to be the mascot of this band. It is also a reference to Finger Eleven. The lead singer also happens to be called Paul. The other are called Diana, Nate and Audrey. Junk DNA samples audio from the DNA Productions endings (the monkey's voice and other sound effects).
Genre: New Wave
First three albums: Hi I'm Paul!, Double Your Pleasure, Coffee Break
Most notable singles: Junk DNA, Helix, Dumpster-Diving
Xyster[edit | edit source]
A trio from Colombia. Xyster is a reference to the southern banded guitarfish, a local fish. In fact, this band uses a guitar shaped like one of these cartilaginous creatures. They claim that Shakira is not one of their influences.
Genre: Cumbia, Porro, Alternative, C-Rock
First three albums: Tiple, Botero, Piñón
Most notable singles: La Invitación, Cucaracha, Can't Remember She Wolf Hips Don't Waka Lie, Hendiduras Branquiales
Sum 42[edit | edit source]
A canadian band from Anjax, Ontario. It will consist of the members Richard Whibley (lead vocals, rhythm guitar), Howard Thacker (lead guitar, backing vocals) and Jason McCaslin Jr (bass guitar, backing vocals). They are grandchildren of the current Sum 41 members. The chain will go on until Sum 89. Also, Richard will be married to Martha Lavigne, the granddaughter of Avril Lavigne, for some time.
Genre: Punk Rock
First four albums: No Killer All Filler, Yes It Does, Woodchuck, Upper Class Anti-Hero
Most notable singles: Without You, Fragments, Worst of You, Thin Mouth
The Seuss Crew[edit | edit source]
This is five-member band that loves to reference Dr. Seuss all over the place. The members are called The Cat in the Hat, Horton, Sam-I-Am, The Grinch, and The Lorax.
Genre: Rap, Jazz, Pop, Classical
First three albums: Do You Like Green Eggs and Ham?, Make Way for the Lorax!, The Cat's in the Hat
Most notable singles: March 2nd, Why Do I Ever Steal Christmas?, The Tree Rap, How I Hear a Who
Survival Theory[edit | edit source]
Heavy Metal band of awesomeness!
First three albums: Life or Me, No Pacifism, Gateway
Most notable singles: Tomb, Fortified, A Name I Outlived, Nuclear
Gadget[edit | edit source]
Genre: TBA (Trump Bass Automatic), Soul, 80's style-pop music
First three albums: The Better Box, Cheeeeeeeeeese, Burst the Bursts!
First four singles: (Kool-Aid Jammers) Make it Awesome! (a.k.a Kool-Aid Jammers presents: Gadget, the Hot Hits), Now Time to Get Serious, No-Way Jose, 50 Pushups for Chewing Bubble Tape
Flawless Trio[edit | edit source]
A group from Florida that claims to have no flaws. There are only four band members, despite the name.
Genre: Incredible Pop
First three albums: Slime, Aramdillo, Black List
Most notable singles: Nobody Knows What You Say, Crash of Ideals, Yan, James Drizzle
Nothing Makes Sense[edit | edit source]
A nonense band from some unknown country. The band's name says for itself. There are four members: Jack Houstonnn, Marxitta Lasllld, Sjlfd Hghg, and Rihmegga Rackson.
Genre: ?-Pop, !-Rock, ¡-Rap, ¿-Jazz
First four albums: Jack and the Alcohol Drysten Likehood Pencils, Smiling Snail Butter, Crush Pillow Laserness What, Indifferent With For No Ok Wood.
Most notable singles: I Want If You Look Its It's, Don't Can't, Indiana Mexican Maybe It Can Oh I Janet, Because Trenches are Weird
Simple[edit | edit source]
A simple band from Guyana.
First four albums: Simple, Trick, Flake, Dermal
Most notable singles: Umbrella Guy, Poles, History Channel, Swimming in the Gulf
The Buxton Sisters[edit | edit source]
A TBA (Trump Bass Automatic)/Shock Rock duo from England. The duo consists of Laura Buxton and another girl named Laura Buxton. Both are related because Laura #1 released a balloon with her name and address on it, which floated 140 miles and landed in the back yard of Laura #2's residence. The two started the idea after they got covered in age-freeze potion in a freak potion making accident. They tend to hide themselves in a similar fashion to Gorillaz, Artistic Financiation of Maseru, and deadmau5. The two wear realistic rough collie prosthetic makeup to hide themselves, and are referred to on-stage as Little Buxton and Big Buxton. They originally also did this on their first few albums, but the FCC ordered them to list their real names. The first album to this was "Balloons" with featured stickers on the front and back reading "Performed by Laura Buxton, Laura Buxton, Gadget, and Eye Three". Their backing band consists of people known only as Carriage, The Cool Shark, Ice Cream-on-Toast, The Stig himself, and Cook-E. Carriage has zombie make-up, complete with yellow eye contacts, The Cool Shark has Shark prosthetic makeup, Ice Cream-on-Toast is wrapped in tin-foil, the Stig wears his normal white helmet and white race suit, and Cook-E has bear prosthetic make-up. Later on the Stig leaves the band and is replaced by a guy in a cheaply made robot costume.
Genre: TBA (Trump Bass Automatic), Shock Rock
First four albums: Lights in the Air, Toenails, Wood, Balloons
Most notable singles: Slippery Roads and Collies Running (feat. Gadget and Eye Three), After That Hamburger (a novelty song), Deep Forest.
Hulk Hogan's Angels[edit | edit source]
This will be a band formed by former WCW wrestlers that loves to reference WCW all over the place. The members are Hulk Hogan, Madusa, Kevin Nash, Sting, nWo Sting, and the members of the IWo (Latino World Order).
Genre: nWo Pronz Music
First four singles: Escape to Bash at the Beach, the nWo of Music, Fat Banana, Wolfpac is Back
Most notable singles: Hulk Hogan's Pastamania!, I Threw the Belt In the Trash, IWo Mania!
The Oddities[edit | edit source]
This is a band made up of the descendents of the guys from the web series called the Oddity Archive. The band members' names are Ben "That Shmuck With The Cardboard Box" Minnotte, Ed The Editor, the EAS Bot, Max Headroom, and Billiard Room.
Genre: Italian music, TBA (Trump Bass Automatic), Experimental music, Dubstep, soundalike covers of hit songs
First two albums: Ben's Holiday Hits!, Strange VHS Endings
Most notable singles: WE LIKE YOU, Arrivederci Roma, My name is Inspector Pride (spoof of The Real Slim Shady), Wooden Clogs of DOOM!
The members of this Californian tribute band supported and backed by Showbizpizza.com claim that they descend from the various variations of Helen Henny. They tend to hide themselves in a similar fashion to Gorillaz, The Buxton Sisters, Artistic Financiation of Maseru, and deadmau5. The members wear various Helen Henny costumes to hide themselves, and are referred as each variation of Helen. The members are 70's Helen who plays the guitar, Cabaret Helen who plays back-up guitar, 80's Helen who is lead vocal, 90's Helen who plays the tambourine, and Cheerleader Helen who is back-up vocal. They will invent a combination of dubstep, broadway music, and country music, called Countrywaystep.
First three albums: Helen's Broadway Music, 15 Days 'til Egg Laying, Do the Helen
Most notable singles: Cheesevention: The Musical!, Helen's Week of Egg Laying
The Boredom Group[edit | edit source]
This is a Alaskian band that bases their songs off of the Boredom Videos featuring Barney. Yes, Barney the Dinosaur. The band members are called Monty, Captain Pickles, Dorothy the Saur, and Nation City. The album names come from the boredom videos.
Genre: Country Rock
First three albums: The Wiggs Ruin Your Kitchen, Barney's Stuck in Nation City, Stalking on Santa
Most notable singles: Captain Pickles (feat. Helen's Chicken Coop and The Oddities), Get Ready to Wigg, Winter is Stuck in Boredom City, Delicious French Twinkies, Rainbow Pirate the Beard's Theme Song
VK2[edit | edit source]
VK2 is a Euro disco/Italo disco supergroup formed by the descendents of various Euro disco and Italo disco artists. The band leader is 14 years old and is called Peter Slaghuis Jr. (don't know if he is born yet). They will cover Dan Hartman's "Relight My Fire" in their first album. Most of their songs are covers of songs from various artists, and even animatronic bands.
Genre: Euro disco/Italo disco
First three albums: Return of the Spacepeckers, VK2, VK2 Ruin Your Kitchen
Most notable singles: Jingle Bells (Various artists cover), Relight my Fire (Dan Hartman cover), Goofy Gas (Rock-afire Explosion cover), What Up? (Munch's Make Believe Band cover)
Original the Band (Do Not Steal)[edit | edit source]
Four straight white boys make songs about sex. This band is a (infamous) one-hit wonder.
Genre: 80's porn music
First album: Sexy Bananas
Most notable single: Sexy Bewbs
A Eurodance band composed up of Scatman John impersonators. Michael Hillsburgh (don't know if he is born yet) and a group of Scatman John impersonators purchase a disued balcony theater and convert it into a recording studio. They sign up with Captiol Records (then a subsidiary of the Octan corporation in the future), and record their hit song, "We're the Scatmen (Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop)".
Genre: Eurodance, Pop Rock, Alternative rock, pop, jazz, scat rap
First album: Trip to Scatland
Most notable singles: Trip to Scatland (song), We're the Scatmen (Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop), Everybody Jam! (Scatman John cover), Flash's Theme (Queen cover), We Are The World (USA for Africa cover, charity single, ft. many other artists on this page)
Michael and the Plums[edit | edit source]
This band will be formed by Michael Rosen IV (one of the sons of Michael Rosen, don't know if he is born yet), and his five girlfriends from his years in school, and each girlfriend plays a different instrument.
Genre: Novelty, Random, Novelty new-wave (Yes, that's gonna be a thing)
First album: Eating Toenails!
Most notable singles: Do the Plums, Eating, Nothing, Everything, QUIET PLEASE!, DOI YAH LOAVE MEEEEE?, Toenails, Plums, Hip Hop Hap, Noice Snap
Turn Down With Me[edit | edit source]
They are a copy of draft pan, except that they rip off 2014 (in America, some of these songs are from 2013 but not hits in America).
Genre: Sampleasure Pop, CPM (Copy/Paste Music), Pharrell Williams Will Be Happy!.
First four albums: All About That Happy Chandelier, Dirty Timber, Bang Bang High Horse.
Most notable singles: Team Pompeii, Say Something Fancy, Let It Latch, Rude Problem, All of the Monster, Counting Maps.
Push Me[edit | edit source]
A duo that does covers of the song "Satisfaction".
Genre: Benassi Pop
Albums: Satisfaction, Satisfation 2, More Satisfaction, Lots of Covers of the Song "Satisfaction", Satisfaction (Mixtape), Satisfaction EP, Satisfaction (Another Mixtape), Satisfaction 3, Satisfation 4, We're Still Not Satisfied Because There Are Not Enough Covers of the Song Satisfation, Satisfaction Whatever.
Most Notable Singles: Satisfaction, Satisfaction (8-Bit Version), Satisfaction (Dubstep Version), Satisfaction (Indietronica Version), Satisfaction (#87994), Satisfaction (Indie Version), Satisfaction (Metal Version), Satisfaction (R&B Version), Satisfaction (TBA Version), Satisfaction (J-Rock Version), Satisfaction (CPM Version), Satisfaction (Country Version), Satisfaction (Xyster Remix), Satisfaction (ft. Sober Oscar Soldiers), Satisfaction (ft. Michael and the Plums), Satisfaction[s](Carlos & Barbara Remix), Satisfaction (Martin Garrix Remix), Satisfaction (A Cappella), Satisfaction (Pt. II), Satisfaction (Satisfaction), Satisfaction (And Then Just Touch Me), Satisfaction (Till I Can Get My), Satisfaction (ft. Missy Elliot), Satisfaction (Martha Lavigne remix), Satisfaction (ft. Satisfaction).
Satisfaction[edit | edit source]
A musical group from Australia. They will win many Grammy awards.
Genre: Rap, Hip-Hop, Nu Metal
First three albums: Sexy, Fergie, #H.
Most notable singles: Bad (ft. Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim), East Whatever (ft. Christina Aguilera and Kanye West), Satisfaction Tonight (Us).
A Scene-anime-sugar-electro-neon-Jpop band. Founded by 5 weeaboo scene girls who wanted to be like magical girls. Kokoro Loveberry is the leader and the singer, she is pink-themed. Michi Aquaberry is the blue-themed guitarist. Maripiko Leafberry is the green-themed tastierist. Nadini Electroberry is the yellow-themed bassist, and Phoeki Flameberry is the red-themed batterist. Their stage surnames also represent their supposed powers. They live all together in a giant technological villa, and they act as a lesbian fivesome for fanservice. Michi dates James Martin from Martin and the Brides sometime in the future.
Genre: Jpop, Sugar pop, Animesque, Scene Queen, Scene Pop, Electro Indie, Electro Pop.
First three albums: Scene Berry Kawaii Anime OST, Magical Girl Sugar Apple Battle, Heart Rainbow Sugar Go Go.
Most notable singles: Scene Berry Kawaii Anime OPENING, Kokoro's Theme, Michi's Theme, Maripiko's Theme, Nadini's Theme, Phoeki's Theme
Memefaced[edit | edit source]
This band is from Finland. They are a copy of Draft Pan, except they copy songs that became memes.
Genre: CPM (Copy/Paste Music), Random (any genre)
First two albums: Snowstorm, One Dollar Cheeseburger
Most notable singles: She Gon Pop, I Am So Mad That I Killed Your Wife, Fun Ways to Live, Snowstorm, One Dollar Cheeseburger, White Lake, Couch Wetter Tune, Oppa Toronto Spoof, Monday, Huge Mountain Dew Bottle, Always Gonna Rob Your Wife, RyanAir Smashes Pianos, Some People Got Time For It, Burger King Heavy Metal Tune, Guitar Dog
Chains in Boxes[edit | edit source]
Genre: TBA (Trump Bass Automatic)
First three albums: Chains in Boxes, Cups of Tea, Ignition
Most notable singles: Cups of Tea, Sour Drinker, No Way
Power Pellet[edit | edit source]
The band members eat a lot. They love fruits and ghosts. Weird. They love a certain song by Buckner & Garcia.
Genre: Pixel Pop
First four albums: B/P/I/C, Going Blue, 2004008001600, Insert Coin
Most notable singles: Cruise Elroy, 256 Split Screen, Namco
Walk off the Moon[edit | edit source]
A band that covers Walk the Moon songs. No relation to Walk off the Earth, they'll say.
First Album: Talking Is Easy (When You Just Repeat Another Band's Lyrics)
Most notable singles: Shut Up and Dance, Anna Sun, Aquaman
Sixth Harmony[edit | edit source]
Same shit as Sum 42, but with Fifth Harmony instead.
Genre: Bad Music
First album: Mirror
Most notable singles: I Don't Wanna Waste Your Time, I Hate Your Style, NO WE WILL NOT COVER "WORTH IT" SHUT UP ALL OF YOU
Hexatonix[edit | edit source]
You get the picture.
Genre: A Cappella.
First album: the same as some Pentatonix album.
Most notable singles: covers of whatever original songs Pentatonix has recorded (and some covers too - coverception).
BL2 [edit | edit source]
This band is formed in Bereket, Balkan Province, Turkmenistan, by 4 American tourists and 2 Turkish railfans. They combine Cirque de Soleil-style circus acts with railroading, comedy, and singing. The leading member is called Anderson Evans (known onstage as "Master of the Cabooses") and does lead singing and plays the guitar, the second member is called Julia Anderson (known onstage as "Queen of the Spikes") and performs the chorus and plays bass, the third member is called Ömer Hüseyin (known onstage as "The GE Smoker") and plays drums, the fourth member is called Muhammed Ayşe (known onstage as "Lady of our Ties") and plays the synthesizer, the fifth member is called John Hartford (known onstage as "The Crossing Man") and plays piano, and the sixth member is called Dale Evans (known onstage as "Casey Jones, God of Railroading"). It is named after the EMD BL2 locomotive. They tour around in a train hauled by an antique 2-10-0 "Russian Decapod" steam locomotive, Western Maryland #1110.
Genre: Railroad circus rock (That will be a thing)
First album(s): We Are BL2
Most notable single(s): I've Been Working on The Railroad (Julia's Solo Jam)
Well Why Not?[edit | edit source]
The band members saw this name on this page and thought: "well, why not?".
Genre: Pop Music
First three albums: Whatever You Say, Just Kidding, Yes
Most notable singles: I Like Your Vision, Photophobia, Antidote
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They tend to hide themselves in a similar fashion to Gorillaz, The Buxton Sisters, Artistic Financiation of Maseru, Helen's Chicken Coop, and deadmau5. They wear full body rubber suits with question marks painted on them.
Genre: TBA (Trump Bass Automatic)
First three albums: " ", ..., ?
Most notable singles: [input song title], " ", ________, === & !!!, ¨, missing number
Caeser's Months[edit | edit source]
The band members are called Ianuairus, Februarius, Intercalaris, Aprilis, Maius, Iunius, Quintilis, Sextilis, September, October, November and December. Intercalaris will be fired later on, and so will Quintilis and Sextilis, who will be replaced by other two members, Iulius and Augustus, respectively.
Genre: Ancient Rome Music, Rock, Time Fly
First three albums: 46 BC, Ancient Roman, Replaced by Gregorians
Most notable singles: Roman Reform, 29/31, Calendar
Cryptids[edit | edit source]
Like Gorillaz, this is a virtual band, but some will claim that the members are, indeed, real. There will be many alleged sightings, and many supposed pictures of the members will end up online, although a large portion of them will be comfirmed to be hoaxes.
Genre: Roar Core (people are not sure this if this genre really exists)
First three albums: Mbielu-Mbielu-Mbielu, Lycanthropes, Chupacabra, Giant Anacondas
Most notable singles: Sasquatch's Shoe, See a Ghost, Fish Tail Girl, Nessie's Egg (with Loch Ness Yalk)
The Rejects[edit | edit source]
They tend to hide themselves in a similar fashion to Gorillaz, The Buxton Sisters, Artistic Financiation of Maseru, Helen's Chicken Coop, ----------, and deadmau5. They wrap themselves up in chains and duct tape.
First album: Rejection
Most notable singles: Rejection (title cut), We're the Rejects, Inoue's Fairies
Loosely based on the long-running british Sci Fi series Doctor Who , aired first between 1963-1989 (known as Original Doctor Who or Mk. I Who) then a movie in 1996, then between 2005-2020 (known as Demiclassic Doctor Who or Mk. II Who) and finally between 2036-2065 (known as New New Who or Mk. III Who). Chock full of 24 Doctors, one Warrior, 85 companions including the narratively dubious and single episode ones, a shitload of time travel, and thousand Jelly Babies, DW became a sensation in Britain, and after the very last episode (with the 24th Doctor sacrificing himself in front of her companions) the BBC decided to turn it into public domain, and to clone the various actors playing the 24th Doctors. (John Hurt had already been cloned in 2060, but the clone ran away to join the circus at the age of 2 and an half) The clones grew up together in the British Royal Cloning Laboratory, and were somewhat like a weird group of 24 siblings of the same age. Their names were: One Hartnell, Two Troughton, Three Pertwee, Four Baker, Five Davison, Six Baker, Seven McCoy, Eight McGann, Nine Eccleston, Ten Tennant, Eleven Smith, Twelve Capaldi, Thirteen Akiloye, Fourteen Chung, Fifteen Gujadhur, Sixteen Hernandez, Seventeen Runningfoot, Eighteen al-Hassan, Nineteen Goldstein, Twenty Kimura, Twentyone Tambayong, Twentytwo Behzadi, Twentythree Okadigbo, and Twentyfour Akbaba.
The 24 clones all grew up together and thus were all close and involved in each other's projects. When the clones were 13 years old, they decided to make up a themed band together. Often they got "companions" with them, some of them being either clones and descendants of the Doctor Who Companion actors, or the companion actors and actresses themselves.
Genre: TRock (Time Lord Rock), steampunk, timepunk, clockworkpunk, sci-fi, whovian, whovian rock, fantasypunk, sci-fantasy, timey-wimey
First three albums: We're the Doctor, The Song of Rassilon, Gallifreyan Orange
Most notable singles: TARDIS Blue (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Doo), Want a Jelly Baby?, Time Lock, Fourth's Scarf, Once Upon a Who.
KW2[edit | edit source]
Based out of Düsseldorf, Downfall Nazi Germany (yes that will be a real country in the future), they are formed of the descendants of the Kraftwerk members. Their names are Adolf Hütter, Jane Schmitz, and Arnold Hilpert. Their fourth member is stuck in the age of 70 and is called FLORIAN SCHNEIDER!!!!!! They mainly cover the original Kraftwerk songs.
Genre: Electronic music
First three albums: KW2 1, KW2 2, Adolf and Jane
Most notable singles: We Are the Robots (Trap mix 2029), Tour de France (Trap mix 2029), Radioactivity (Trap mix 2030)
Wild Lascivia Whistle[edit | edit source]
A three-girl band from the USA. The name comes from two Flo Rida songs (Wild Ones and Whistle). They get attention for the extremely risqué lyrics in G.H.F.R., which means "getting hard for real", especially for the lines "Your guy just kissed a guy / I do bi dudes", and "Dudes getting harder / Than the stones in Kivvawatta". Kivvawatta will be a city somewhere in the world that will receive worlwide media attention becuase of several rockfalls. In Never Knew, this band will sample Flo Rida's "Good Feeling", which samples Avicii's "Levels", which samples Etta James' "Something's Got a Hold on Me" (note: it's worse than all three of them). Most of their choruses are either sampled or covered from old songs in general, especially Flo Rida, to which they refer to as "Daddy" in many songs.
They will be arrested at some point due to illegal activity related to The Dose, however Hector and Wordsworth of Uncontrollable Urge will bail them out.
Genre: Rap, Pop, Hip-Hop, CPM (Copy/Paste Music), W.G.R.
First two albums: Lust, Luxury and Libertinism, A-Trois-City
Most notable si'ngles: B***ches Ain't Got Nothin, I Never Knew, G.H.F.R.
Double A Batteries[edit | edit source]
This is a Metal duo, something very uncommon. Not much has been predicted yet.
Genre: Metal, TBA (Trump Bass Automatic), Trap
First album: Reload
Most notable singles: Mignon, Trump that Automatic Bass, Trapped in the Vortex
The Crystal Gems[edit | edit source]
Four of the members are a ruby, a sapphire, an amethyst, and a pearl from another planet, who aren't really alive but are capable of projecting bodies made of light. The ruby and the sapphire are in love and often fuse to form something known as "Garnet". The fifth member is a pink-loving boy named Steven, son of rockstar Greg Universe and of some rose quartz from the same other planet, who used to date the pearl. When Steven was 12, he moved in with the four other members and with a pink lion just named Lion (gems don't have much imagination), as a reaction from the local donut shop running out of Cookie Cat ice cream. The five of them almost immediately decided to start a band.
Genre: rock, pop-rock, gem-rock, gem-pop, space-pop, space-rock, 80's pop, 80's rock, zeerust-pop, zeerust-rock, animesque pop, animesque rock, starseed rock, starseed pop, gempunk, starpunk, surrealist.
First album: "We are the Crystal Gems"
Notable singles: "Believe in Steven!" , "Gem Glow" , "I am a Conversation" , "Diamond Authority" , "Gems vs Sneeple"
ultimate hardsc0pers 666 l00mynarty c0nfirmed[edit | edit source]
dem de hardscopers. They tend to hide themselves in a similar fashion to Gorillaz, The Buxton Sisters, Artistic Financiation of Maseru, Helen's Chicken Coop, ----------, The Rejects, and deadmau5. They all dress up like Snoop Dogg.
Genre: TBA (Trump Bass Automatic)
First album: we r da ultimate hardsc0pers
A experimental band based in Lunenburg, Massachusetts. Six guys and three ladies meet in a urban exploration of a abandoned Lowe's Hardware Store in Suffolk, VA and decide to form a band.
They are named Jack, Houdini, Mark, Samuel, Steve, Joe, Anna, Dalal, and Penny. Later on, a girl named Jazz joins the band, and a guy named Mike joins the band right after Jazz.
They tend to hide themselves in a similar fashion to Gorillaz, The Buxton Sisters, Artistic Financiation of Maseru, Helen's Chicken Coop, ----------, ultimate hardsc0pers 666 l00mynarty c0nfirmed, The Rejects, and deadmau5. They dress up in prosthetic makeup and costumes like various animals, beings, imaginary creatures, and creatures. They are also reclusive like Kraftwerk, providing rare and enigmatic interviews, using animatronics to conduct official photo shoots, however they do allow visitors to their studio, the Pound (a converted "Red Roof" Pizza Hut).
Samuel is killed in a car crash later on, and Dalal and Mark also leave the band after Samuel's death to pursue careers in the puppeteer and medical industries respectively, and are replaced by three people called Jacqueline, Agav, and Zarębowa.
Genre: Experimental, Electronic rock, New Wave, Industrial, Avant-garde, CPM (Copy/Paste Music)
First four albums: Buzz Off, We're the Jiminy Crickets, The Pike, Let's Screw About, MBTA, and Lakes Region 200
Most notable singles: The Pike, MBTA
Epic Sax Guys[edit | edit source]
This band will start off a joke. Three dudes decide to cover the song "Run Away" by SunStroke Project & Olia Tira. They receive a lot of attention, so they record an EP with five songs using saxophones. Their stuff is really epic, as you might figure out by their name.
Genre: Experimental, Jazz, Dance-Pop, Europop, CPM (only during their early stages)
First two albums: Epic Sax Guys, Saxophone Epicness
Most notable singles: Mirror, Run Away, Modeled Sound, Lightning Flashes
D.A.[edit | edit source]
This band is capable of time-traveling. They've even already had a charting song , in fact, which peaked at #102 in 1979 on the Bubbling Under the Hot 100 chart. Since the song doesn't exist yet, you can't listen to it, despite that it somehow managed to sneak into the charts. Many decades later, they will "return" with the actual song, along with some new material. They will hold the record of being the first band to chart before even existing.
First two albums: No Longer Nothing, Phantom Sound
Most notable singles: Ready 'N' Steady, Eras, Ghost Record, Crafted Boxes
Radioactivity Revolution Earth Candy Man[edit | edit source]
A experimental band from Kookamunga (a country that will be known for it's silly-sounding name in the future). They tend to hide themselves in a similar fashion to Gorillaz, The Buxton Sisters, Artistic Financiation of Maseru, Helen's Chicken Coop, ----------, ultimate hardsc0pers 666 l00mynarty c0nfirmed, The Rejects, The Jiminy Crickets, and deadmau5. They dress up in Template:W.
Genre: Experimental, TBA (Trump Bass Automatic)
First two albums: Kooks from Kookamunga, Kooks from Kookamunga 2
Most notable singles: Crocker and the Magic Sandwich, We're Not Idiots
The Ninjas[edit | edit source]
A comedic experimental group from New England. They will be well known for their use of various objects listed on the TVTropes Everything Is an Instrument page in their songs. They will collaborate with Scene Berry Kawaii Pop Galz in the future.
Genre: Experimental, Electro Pop, Rap, Hip-Hop
First two albums: The Ninjas, Darn, More Ninjas
Most notable singles: The Ninjas meet the Kawaii Pop Galz (feat. the Scene Berry Kawaii Pop Galz, hence the title), Idiots of Mystery
Grojband[edit | edit source]
This band comes from a town called Peaceville in Canada. 13 year old Corey Riffin starts a garage band with his three best friends and quickly realizes that their band sucks - like a lot. It's not their music or ever-changing image that's the problem, it's Corey's lack of lyrics. He just can't think of anything cool to write about, UNTIL... Corey finds his older sister Trina's diary. "Hey! This thing is FULL of teen angst and junk." Corey and the band "secretly" uses her latest dairy entry for her new tune - and what do you know? It sounds like pure AWESOMENESS and the gigs are lining up! Problem solved, right? Not exactly. Trina's a total witch and can't stand the thought of her little brother's "garbage band" becoming more popular than her. She'll stop at nothing to crush their dreams, but that's cool, Core can read his sister...well like a book, and he always knows just what to do to make her go diary and give them the only thing they're missing...WORDS!
The members are called Corey, Laney, Kin, and Kon.
Genre: Garage rock
First two albums: Grojband, Grojband 2
Most notable single: Stuck in Peaceville Zoo
The Newmans[edit | edit source]
A side-project of Grojband, consisting of the bands' gender-reversed doppelgängers. They are called Carrie, Larry, Kim, and Konnie.
Genre: Garage rock
First two albums: The Newmans, The Newmans 2
Most notable single: Along
Zestfully Clean[edit | edit source]
A quartet also from Canada. The band tends to sample commercials, PIF's, and PSA's, and audio clips from TV shows from around the world and from all decades in their songs. The lead singer is a American expat.
Genre: Sampling, CPM (Copy-Paste Music), Random (any genre)
First album: A Bald Toddler
Most notable singles: Faf, This Song Will Be More Sillier Than How Zestfully Clean People Bathe
Trashin' the Camp[edit | edit source]
We return to America, and we see Zestfully Clean's American counterpart. This time, the lead singer is a Curaçaoan expat (a black one!). The band is named after the song from Tarzan. In addition to sampling commercials, PIF's, and PSA's, and audio clips from TV shows from around the world and from all decades, they sample music from The Weather Channel and EAS tests and alerts. They will collaborate with their aforementioned Canadian counterparts in the future.
Genre: Sampling, CPM (Copy-Paste Music), Random (any genre)
First album: Trashin' the Camp
Most notable singles: Bathroom (featuring Zestfully Clean), AHNOLD
Catz[edit | edit source]
This is a dance-rock quartet with members from the United Kingdom, the United States, Mexico, and Iran. They tend to hide themselves in a similar fashion to Gorillaz, The Buxton Sisters, Artistic Financiation of Maseru, Helen's Chicken Coop, ----------, ultimate hardsc0pers 666 l00mynarty c0nfirmed, The Rejects, The Jiminy Crickets, Radioactivity Revolution Earth Candy Man, and deadmau5. They wear cat prosthetic makeup (hence the band name). The lead singer and synthesizer player is a American expat living in Mexico and is known as "Mistress Jaguar". Another member and the lead guitar is called "John the Lion" and is from Iran.
Genre: Dance-rock, experimental, TBA (Trump Bass Automatic)
First album: Meow
Most notable singles: Mating Call, World Peace Needed, Escaping from Poachers
A Team Fortress 2-themed band from many, many countries, it has over 109,000 members (all of which are fans and musicians, earning the band a world record for "Most Band Members") and use both fanon and non-fanon characters (even the TF2 freaks and non-TF2 characters and the fem TF2 characters!). They tend to hide themselves in a similar fashion to Gorillaz, The Buxton Sisters, Artistic Financiation of Maseru, Helen's Chicken Coop, ----------, ultimate hardsc0pers 666 l00mynarty c0nfirmed, The Rejects, The Jiminy Crickets, Radioactivity Revolution Earth Candy Man, Catz, and deadmau5. They cosplay as the aforementioned characters.
Genre: Whatever genre the music of TF2 and other games are in, Experimental music, TBA (Trump Bass Automatic), Dance-rock, Heavy Metal, Random (any genre)
First album: SANDVICH MONSTER!!!!!
Most notable singles: I Am Painis Cupcake, The Revenge of Painis Cupcake (parts 19), Pootis Men IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!, Pootisland, We are the Daleks (lyrics from a AmiRight.com posting), POOTIS SONGS PERFORMED WITH EVERY INSTRUMENT EVER!.
The Kecleons[edit | edit source]
They tend to hide themselves in a similar fashion to Gorillaz, The Buxton Sisters, Artistic Financiation of Maseru, Helen's Chicken Coop, ----------, ultimate hardsc0pers 666 l00mynarty c0nfirmed, The Rejects, The Jiminy Crickets, Radioactivity Revolution Earth Candy Man, Catz, The Pootis Men, and deadmau5. They are invisible. You can only see them using a Devon Scope.
Genre: Invisible Rock
First album: Shadow Sneak
Most notable singles: Protean, Color Change
Bold Band[edit | edit source]
A very bold band. If you write their name in non-bold letters, they'll go mad and try to hit you with a mouse.
Genre: Bold Rock
First album: Bold and Proud
Most notable singles: Atomic Blaston, The Bold Song, Underlined Boldness
Jungle Magma[edit | edit source]
They only use instruments made out of solidified magma. Other than that, they sample eruption noises.
Genre: Volcanic Music
First four albums: Aerilate, Acrobat, Anedote Album
Most notable singles: Imma Melt You Down, Forest Tree Log, Aerolytic
Lydia [edit | edit source]
The band members are the piercings or a girl named Lydia. The piercings are actually electronic devices that utilize a PRNG to produce sounds based on what Lydia listens. Lydia is never seen speaking. Her boyfriend says that she is too much of a chatterbox, but she hates to speak in front of the cameras because her piercings reproduce bullfrog noises whenever Lydia listens to herself speaking. However. Her boyfriend's voice produces drum rolls. Chicken sounds reproduce Hotline Bling by Drake.
Lydia got her piercings from the same place Bold Band got their computer mouses that attack people.
Genre: RNG Music, Random (any genre), Dice Roller
First album: Pierce Me
Most notable singles: Mash those Buttons, All, Astonishing Hash, Nature Sonority
It is now confirmed that Lana Freud is one of the band members. The other ones are Darkus Herikk, a wrestler; Sanilla Joselión, a SJW wannabe who uses a fake French/Spanish accent, Piitaa Kokoro Desu Da, a dude whose real name is Peter who speaks in a fake Japanese accent, and Gastrilla, an evil slug, which is only a member because Sanilla insisted that they needed a gender-neutral member if they were going for an odd number of members in order to promote gender equality. Lana hates the idea because she thinks slugs are stupid and disgusting. Gastrilla is the one who does most of the mixing for the band, while Lana and Piitaa provide the vocals. Sanilla and Darky just do their thing. Listening to this band's music will be considered illegal. That's because their music will use frequencies that can affect people's brains. Their first single, Trapped in the Syndrome, will use frequencies to manipulate people into buying the it and overplaying them on streaming services. Their second single, Crafty Box, discourages people to buy music from their rivals, Bold Band. The rivalry will start after one of the members from The Dose tweets their name without bolding it, leading the members from Bold Band to invade their show and infest the stage with lab rats and remote-controlled computer mouses (which will somehow still exist). However, they'll use their third single, Rodent Freezer, to stop the lab rats. The computer mouses will ruin their musical equipment, though. They will will often be hired from companies who will use their music for commercials, and even by politicians for musical campaigns. After their second album, their secret tactics will be discovered and they will no longer be allowed to make music, but they will keep doing it anyway and start selling them illegally. People will buy the songs because they will be very addicting. ❤ (pronounced Red Heart), one of the pirated songs, will be actually written in Emoji. Lana will write this one to manipulate people into thinking she is Precious, Incredible, and a Diva. They will hold the record for being the first band to pirate their own music. The band will be disrupted during the recording sessions of their fourth album because they will end up messing up the frequencies, exploding their frequency-manipulation equipment, which will lead them to become cavemen. They will still record a fifth (free) album using prehistoric instruments. For some reason, listening to the first track of their fifth album nullifies the effects of all of their previous music.
Genre: Electronic Music
First (Only) five albums: Neutron Puppets, Eccentric Stuff, Underground Music, Melody, Bedrock
Most notable singles: Trapped in the Syndrome, Crafty Box, Rodent Freezer, Melody Monstruosity, ❤
This is a Japanese game show-like band. It is named after the infamous film Rover Dangerfield, and is formed of former Buxton Sisters backing band member The Stig (keytar, MIDI guitar, kazoo, and vocals), Sarc Mummers (electric guitar, vocals), Bozo the Clown (toilet, chainsaw, xylophone, vocals), Mr. Get Back in Your Taco (glockenspiel, taco shells, explosives, plastic banana tree, VCR, vocals), Shane the Wolf (every single type of kazoo ever, motorcycle, Template:W, milk carton, and some other instruments).
They also wax the floors of the concert halls they play at with banana peels.
Genre: Random (any genre)
First album: GET BACK IN YOUR TACO!
Most notable single: Kvikk Lunsj
Uptown Downtown[edit | edit source]
2015 Draft Pan clone.
Genre: CPM (Copy/Paste Music)
First three albums: Trap Bling, Four Five and Dance, Honey I'm Worth It
Most notable singles: I Can't Feel My Cheerleader When I Lean On You, 679 Hills, Wildest Centuries, Watch Me Love Me Out Loud (Like You Do), You Know You Like that Talking Body, GDF the Summer, Time of Our Stitches, Want to Want My Money, Fight Butter, Watch Somebody Locked My Way, Hello, I Don't F*** With You
Sand Paper Biters[edit | edit source]
An EDM trio. They don't release many singles themselves. They usually produce music for other artists.
First album: Scratching a Seat Belt
Most notable singles: Bleach Is Delicious, Staring at the Lampreys, Trypophobia, Listening to Nicki Minaj
X ft. X[edit | edit source]
They always write songs for specific artist to participate in them. Once Justin Bieber will refuse to participate in a song called "Just In" and they'll delete it. They will write a new one for Timberlake, though. They will be severly criticized for ousing too many Life Notes.
First album: X ft. X
Most notable singles: The Weekend (ft. The Weeknd), Swift (ft. Taylor Swift), Trainer (ft. Meghan Trainor), See You (ft. Sia), Z (ft. Zedd), Just In (ft. Justin Timberlake), Ménage (ft. Nicki Minaj), Cold Play (ft. Coldplay), The Ruler (ft. Jason Derulo), Charlie (ft. Charli XCX), Beetles (ft. The Beatles), Maroon (ft. Maroon 5), Mystical (ft. Mariah Mystical), Loch Ness Yolk (ft. Loch Ness Yalk), Dead Mouse (ft. deadmau5), A Dell (ft. Adele), Dead Mau Five (ft. deadmau5), M&M's (ft. Eminem), Silent (ft. Silentó).
The Paper Planes[edit | edit source]
The band will start when a guy named IOidhd38* Jusdian (yes, that is his real name, which he will change later on) writes "Let's Start a Band" on a piece of paper, makes it into a paper plane a throws it to a girl named Rayana Liscora. She responds: "ofc we should start a band like rn", and throws it back to Jusdian, but a guy called Liscoris Rayan catches it first. So the three of them start this band called The Paper Planes, because it sounds like a decent band name. They will be Canadian.
First four album: Origami, Alliance, Tree Logs, Marileya
Most notable singles: Pen Drive, Let's Go In, Apocall, Egg
Remote-Controlled Lizards[edit | edit source]
They always play live inside a huge light bulb. Often they break the light bulbs and jump on the crowd. They also like to bring lizards to the concerts. At one point, the leader will use reptile prosthetics. At another point, the leader will be replaced by an actual lizard.
First three albums: Scales of Awesomeness!, Reptiles, Catching Combos
Most notable singles: Combo Combo Combo, Colombian Combo, Beatiful Lizard, Butter and Jam, Actually Fine, Cactus
They have also have a weird snowman for another member.
Genre: Obscure Beatles Songs (a new genre), Random (any genre)
First two albums: Hello!, Quincy the Caterpillar Sings Obscure Beatles Songs
Most notable singles: Doctor Ashen, Piss the Weird Spider-Snowman-Thing
The Patreon Band[edit | edit source]
They are a group of 10 Youtubers that make videos all the time singing parodies of songs asking people to support them on Patreon so that they could start an actual band with actual songs. They will also spam Youtube videos with the following comment: "Hey [artist name]'s fans! Check out this cover we made of their song [song name]! We think we have alot of potential, so please check us out, and, if possible, support us on Patreon! Thanks, we really appreaciate your support.". The rewards they offer include parodying a requested song, singing a parody written by the supporter, mentioning them on Twitter, sending them nudes on Snapchat, naming vegetables after them and conserving them in salt for three weeks before letting them rot, dressing up like Winnie the Pooh characters on an exclusive livestream and tattoing their names on their foreheads (all the names are tattooed on top of each other).
Genre: CPM (Copy/Paste Music), No Genre At All
First album: they're still raising money for one. They have a few playlists on Youtube, though.
Most notable videos: The Patreon Band - Cocoa Log Track parody!, The Patreon Band - 679 Hills Parody!, The Patreon Band - Doctor Ashen parody!, The Patreon Band - Combo Combo Combo parody!, The Patreon Band - Buzz Off parody!, The Patreon Band - Diamond Authority parody!, The Patreon Band - Atomic Blaston parody!, The Patreon Band - Roman Reform parody!, The Patreon Band - Photophobia parody!, The Patreon Band - Relight My Fire parody!, The Patreon Band - Nuclear parody!
Life Notes[edit | edit source]
They claim that, they play an entire song on their magical flute, they are capable of bringing an artist back to life for a limited amount of time, so they can continue producing music. This explains why so many artist who have been dead for such a long time are featured on some of the future tracks. Many will claim, however, that the flute only generates holographic images and programmed sound effects that mimic those of the artists, though. Regardless, the artist is always credited when Life Notes are used. It is a very controversial band, since many people consider the use of Life Notes unacceptable.
First album: They're Back
Most notable singles: Life Notes (ft. Michael Jackson), Yawn Me Back to Sleep (ft. Elvis Presley).
Coffee and TV[edit | edit source]Mettasmol and two humans named Bill & Ted in an porn shop in Kookamunga in the future.
Genre: Random (any genre)
First album: Coffee and TV
Most notable singles: My Son Was a Carpenter, Bill & Ted
Chairs and Biscuts[edit | edit source]
This band was formed by a stickman named Parragon and two alien puffles from Club Penguin named Bob and Stanley in an abandoned junkyard in the middle of nowhere.
First Album: Absolute Trash
Most notable singles: Bob's Back (featuring Eminem), Unplugged (featuring Coffee and TV)
The Toys[edit | edit source]
This band is a project formed by a group of "all-media collectors". A bunch of people dressed up to resemble characters from characters from "all-media" the collectors have collections of lip sync to songs performed by unknowns.
Genre: Electronic, 80's-style, Nu-disco
First album: The Toys
Most notable singles: Toymakers, World of Toys
Imagine Adrics[edit | edit source]
This band is formed by three guys named Adrichael, Adricherr, and Adricon, and two girls named Adrica and Adrichelle. They're fiftuplets with the surname Adricston, really love maths and food, mostly wear green and yellow clothing with red and blue accent. And they're all identical and lookalikes of Matthew Waterhouse. Adrica is the female singer and guitarist, Adrichael is the male singer and bassist, Adricherr is the tastierist, Adricon the battierist, and Adrichelle the sound effect deejay.
Genre: TRock, TPop, Alzarian, Math, Food, 80's futuristic, Zeerust.
Albums in cronological order: We're the Adrics, Full Circle, State of Decay, Warrior's Gate, The Keeper of Traken, Logopolis, Castrovalva, Four to Doomsday, Kinda, The Visitation, Black Orchid, Earthshock, Adric's death: our final send-off
Most notable singles: Let's Adric Up!, The Death of Adric, Never Knew if I was Right, I love you more than Math or Food, Adric Star.
Moon Man[edit | edit source]
A white supremacist rapper. He tends to hide himself in a similar fashion to Gorillaz, The Buxton Sisters, Artistic Financiation of Maseru, Helen's Chicken Coop, ----------, ultimate hardsc0pers 666 l00mynarty c0nfirmed, The Rejects, The Jiminy Crickets, Radioactivity Revolution Earth Candy Man, Catz, The Pootis Men, The Kecleons, and deadmau5. He wears a Mac Tonight costume with a moveable mouth used at one point in McDonald's commercials. His backing band is called the Three K Mafia, and like him, they tend to hide themselves the same way, wearing different costumes. They are called Audrina Patridge, Sun Man, Star Man, and Cloud Man. Eric Clapton, playing with the original Fool guitar, plays guitar on some of their albums and singles.
First two albums: WhiteTopia, The Lunatic
DEV3.O[edit | edit source]
A quintet consisting of the great-grandchildren of the current DEVO members. It consists of Ronald Casale, Mick Mothersbaugh, Bobby Mothersbaugh, Jan Freese, and Steve Hagar. It uses the same instruments used by DEVO (including the La Baye 2x4, Ibanez custom blue "Spud" guitar, and Chopper Guitars "Spudocaster") and sings covers of their songs as well.
First albums: Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are (The New) Devo!
Boysenberries for Girls[edit | edit source]
A very queer girl-band. There are five members in it (all of them assigned female at birth), all of them have brightly dyed and partly shaved hair, and wear colorful makeup\facepaint and clothing in a style mostly described as futuristic 1980's new wave punk-rock. Dexia Cesaire is the singer and face of the band. She identifies as an aromantic asexual demigirl music elf-kin. Syvia Cheng is the guitarist. Xe identifies as a gynoromantic gynosexual nonbinary transboi venomous snake-kin. Taffy Kokoumi is the bassist. She identifies as a panromantic asexual femme ciswoman palm tree-kin & is in a relationship with Syvia. Neryna Spirit Fox is the batterist. She identifies as a homoromantic demihomosexual femme ciswoman. Falaco Aiyaboto is the tastierist. She identifies as a demigynoromantic demipansexual butch demigirl. The five members first met on a forum\blog for LGBTPANXRDOQQ+ (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Pansexual, Asexual, Nonbinary, Xenosexual, Robosexual, Demisexual, Otherkin, Queer, Questioning) musicians and are from different parts of the world - Dexia's white French, Syvia's Chinese, Taffy's Ghanaian, Neryna's Native American, and Falaco's Aboriginal Australian.
Genre: Girl Power, Queer Pop, Queer Rock, Pop-Rock, Fandom Pop, Fandom Rock
First album: Girl Power is the Strongest: We don't need No Man
Gymly Punks[edit | edit source]
Mostly described as "DEVO on crack" or "Furry DEVO", their band members are cats, all originating from the port city of Westfinster, located in the bottom left hand corner of Louisana (that city has yet to exist). Riff-Raff is the main singer, main guitarist, and face of the band. His motto is "Work, and you get music". Hector is the second guitarist and singer. He is normally seen playing his 1963 Jolana Big Beat guitar, of which Cleo's owner imported hundreds and hundreds of from Czechoslovakia back in the 60's. Wordsworth is the third guitarist and bassist. He is in a gay relationship with Hector. Mungo is the band's drummer. Outside of the band, he runs a 5-star restaurant in Paris, hat his satellite locations in North Korea at the Yanggakdo International Hotel and in New York City. Cleo is the third singer, pianist, and fourth guitarist. She usually plays a red La Baye 2x4. Sonja is the band's fifth guitarist, second pianist, and the band's technician, her job is to hold it all together and perform a variety of foundational (yet highly skilled) musical tasks, using a variety of guitars and synthesizers.
They were founded after Cleo was involved in the Lucky rape sprees, leading to her owner letting her record her feelings, in musical form, onto stereo audio tape in a recording studio in the back of his music shop. The single, released under the name "U.U.", sold 100,000 copies.
Genre: Post-punk, punk rock, new wave, synthpop, krautrock, hatecore
First album: Raped By a Weirdo, Now I'm Here to Sing
KALOOOOOOSSSSSSS![edit | edit source]
(YES, THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT THE BAND IS CALLED.)
The band features Kalos!Ash, Serena, Clemont, Bonnie and partially Ash-Greninja. That's it.
Genre: J-Pop, Rock, Psychedelic pop
First Album: We All Live In A Pokemon World
Nicecream[edit | edit source]
This band features the cast of Our Little World, Sierra, Kalan, Bobby, Bonnie, Milo, Robyn and Kiera, and normally make songs about the wonders of Tumblr shitposting, as seen in their cover of the song I Live Life On Tumblr. It was Milo's idea because he kept convincing everyone it would be a good idea by grabbing his crotch and thrusting and saying "I'll make it worth your while!1!!"
Genres: Psychedelic pop, punk rock, dubstep, electric pop, techno
First Album: It's Not Lit (stylized as "iT's nOt liT")
Hermes and The Dead Memes[edit | edit source]
This band consists of one of Miette's OCs, Hermes and some pseudo-OCs. It consists of:
- Hermes Lane: The vocalist and the leader.
- Michele Clay: The bassist.
- Louisa Yazzie: The other bassist.
- Yamilet McKinley: The drummer.
- Georgina Oxendine: The backup singer.
Genres: Techno, electric pop, bubblegum pop, psychedelic pop, electronic, dance
Notable singles: Pick Up A Book, Go Back To Bed, Go Home You're Drunk, Out Of This House
Winter Kisses[edit | edit source]
Winter Kisses consists of four middle-aged men named Milo, Andre, James and Charlie who make songs for prepubesent girls aged between 9 and 19.
Genres: Pop, poprock, swing, classical, teen pop
First album: I Do Love You
Team Go!Go!! Super Happy Rainbow Baby Kittens[edit | edit source]
A band made by a weeaboo named Heather (who is the Pink Themed lead singer), and her friends who are also weebs:
- Janine (Blue Themed basist)
- Katie (Yellow Themed backup singer)
- Zoey (Red Themed drummer)
- Lynn (Green Themed backup singer)
Then a skeleton popped out, which became a running gag in their songs.
Genres: J-Pop and occasionally K-Pop, covers of some songs
First Album: Marble Pepsi (not a ripoff of Marble Soda)
G3ND3RANGST[edit | edit source]
This band is made by 5 angsty cisphobic SJW schoolgirls. It consists of:
- Lexie - A pansexual genderfluid catkin who is the leader.
- Natasha Ann - A demisexual demigirl who is the bassist.
- Clara - A sapphic razorgender who is the backup singer.
- Claudia - An asexual ectogender who is the drummer.
- Whitney - A heterofluid stargender batkin who is the keyboard player.
- Alana - A lithsexual demigirl deerkin who is another backup singer.
- Lavinia - A demisexual genderqueer Steven Universe fanbrat who is ANOTHER backup singer.
Genres: Pop, post-punk, new wave, 80's futuristic
First Album: Neopronouns Are Valid!
Notable songs: All Cisgenders Are Transphobic, This Song Is Gay
This punk band is made by several Native Americans. It consists of:
- Bob Michaels - A Cherokee Indian who is the leader
- Hahkethomemah Locklear - A Pawnee Indian who is the bassist
- Hevovitastamiutsto Yazzie - A Wyandotte Indian who is the drummer
- Hateya Jones - A Wampanoag Indian who is the tastierist and backup singer
- Qaletaqa Oxendine - A Miccosukee Indian who is the guitarist and another backup singer
- Rick Nez - A Seminole Indian who is another bassist and yet another backup singer
- Bilagaana Sandoval - A Taku Indian who is another bassist
- Cha'akmongwi Harrison - A Yupik Indian who is another keyboard player
- Akamu Kaʻanāʻanā - A Native Hawaiian who is yet another bassist and accordionist
Hateya will marry Jack Rinchinson, the subject of the band Pocket Knife, sometime in the future.
Genres: Punk rock, new wave, no wave, post-punk, nu-disco, hatecore
First album: The Tribalpocalypse
Notable songs: We Shall Return, F*ck the White People, We Are The True Americans, Indian Blood
The Rock-afire Explosion[edit | edit source]
A cover band from Florida. It consists of Billy Bob Brockali, Looney Bird, Dook LaRue, Fatz Geronimo, Beach Bear, Mitzi Mozzarella, and Rolfe DeWolfe (who also plays the puppet Earl Schmerle). Beach Bear and Earl are in a gay relationship and will marry sometime in the future.
Genre: Random (any genre)
First albums: Gee, Our First Album, Gee, Our Second Album, Gee, Our Third Album
Notable songs: Roast Beef Sandwich, Satisfaction Medley
I Am Better Than Your Kids[edit | edit source]
A heavy metal sextet that likes to reference Madoxx and The Best Page in the Universe all over the place.
Genre: Heavy metal, black metal, Oi!, Rock Against Communism, hatecore
First album: The Album of Manliness
DOVE[edit | edit source]
DEVO's alter-egos return, and are real. We're screwed.
Genre: Rockabilly, hatecore
First album: Q: Are We Not Sinners? A: We are Dove!
Stryper Forever[edit | edit source]
This Christian heavy metal band consists of the grandchildren of the current members of Stryper. It consists of Emma Sweet, Oz Fox, Jr., Sal Gaines, and Jimmy Sweet.
Genre: Christian metal, glam metal, heavy metal, hard rock
First album: To Further Hell With the Devil
No One Likes Minorities[edit | edit source]
This ultra-racist rock band consists of members of the Ku Klux Klan who wear their Klansman outfits on stage. They are led by Grand Dragon Mike Robson and Imperial Wizard Rick Smetana.
Genre: National Socialist black metal, Oi!, Rock Against Communism, hatecore
First album: Kajun Ku Klux Klan
A rock band led by Arnbjørg Høiland of LANA, who runs this as a side project. Other members include, but are not limited to, Riff-Raff of Uncontrollable Urge, James Martin of Martin and the Brides, Lana Freud formerly of LANA and The Dose, Carlos & Barbara, Polly Eyster of the Pointless Sisters, and some of the members of Justdan Ce.
Genre: New wave, post-punk, punk rock, no wave, pop punk
First album: Arnbjørg by Himself
Jem and the Holograms[edit | edit source]
The band's leader is Jerrica Benton, and under this name she is the owner and manager of Starlight Music, a Los Angeles music shop. Jerrica adopts her persona, Jem, with the help of a holographic computer, known as Synergy, which was built by Jerrica's father to be "the ultimate audio-visual entertainment synthesizer" and is bequeathed to her after his death. Jerrica is able to command Synergy to project "the Jem hologram" over herself by means of the remote micro-projectors in her earrings, thus disguising her features and clothing, enabling her to assume the Jem persona. While disguised as Jem, Jerrica is able to move freely without restrictions and on several occasions other people have been in direct physical contact with her without disrupting the holographic projection. Jem, through the use of her earrings, is also able to project holograms around her and uses this ability throughout the series to avoid danger and provide special effects for the performances of her group.
Jem's group, "the Holograms", consists of Kimber Benton, Jerrica's younger sister, keyboardist, and main songwriter for the band; Aja Leith, guitarist; and Shana Elmsford, who plays the synth drums. Aja and Shana are also childhood friends and adopted foster sisters of Jerrica and Kimber, having lived with the Benton family since they were young. Shana briefly leaves the group to pursue a career in fashion, at which point a new character, Carmen "Raya" Alonso, is introduced as her replacement. The Holograms are aware of Jem's secret identity and the existence of Synergy, while Raya is made aware unintentionally shortly before joining the group. Upon her return to the Holograms, Shana becomes the band's bassist.
Genre: Glam wave (yes, that genre will exist in the future)
First album: Jem
Kids of the New Millennium[edit | edit source]
This band is from Iran, but is based in Las Vegas, Nevada, United States.
Genre: Punk rock, new wave, no wave, post-punk, pop punk
First album: Cheese In Your Butt
The Soap Surfers[edit | edit source]
The name was taken from a Mario Party minigame. It has exactly five members, the leader/vocalist is called Luke. I don't know the names of the other ones, sorry. It is a Canadian band.
Genre: Alternative Rock
First three albums: And How That Query Was Was Anointed, Forgive Verb, Secure Idea.
A band formed by Uncontrollable Urge to put more artists on the Sound of Westfinster label. The band consists of:
- Bob the Snob - A guy found by Riff-Raff working at a KFC drive-thru, who is the lead singer and main guitarist.
- Chester A. Bum - A crazy bum who is the bassist and secondary singer.
- Carmen "Raya" Alonso - A former member of Jem and the Holograms who was with the band when Shana briefly left the group to pursue a career in fashion, who is the drummer.
- Cooch - An anthropomorphic female cat with a southern accent who is the secondary guitarist.
- Intercalaris - A former member of Caeser's Months who is the keyboard player.
- Sven the Rabbi - A Jewish Rabbi who is the third guitarist.
Team Voltron[edit | edit source]
A band formed by five human paladins named Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane, Tsuyoshi "Hunk" Garrett, Keith Akira Kogane, Lance Charles McClain, and Katie "Pidge" Holt, and two Alteans named Princess Allura of Altea and Coran Hyeronimus Wimbleton Smythe.
Genre: Sci-fi, sci-wave, glam rock, pop-rock, electronica, cartoon music, videogame music
First Album: "Go team Voltron!"
Hope's Peak Academy[edit | edit source]
A band comprised of the 6 original survivors of the Hope's Peak Academy killing game. Yep.
- Members: Makoto Naegi (lead singer), Aoi Asahina (other singer), Kyoko Kirigiri (bass), Yasuhiro Hagakure (slamming unbreakable crystal ball with an inflatable hammer), Byakuya Togami (slamming money againt a piano), Toko Fukawa (da drums)
- Genre: Despair Pop, Despair Rock, Electronica
- First Album: "Hope and Despair"
the Steamed Hams[edit | edit source]
A band formed by Armin "Seymour Skinner" Tamzarian on vocals, Gary "SuperNintendo" Chalmers on piano, "Groundskeeper Willie" William McDougal on bagpipes, Otto Mann on guitar, Edna Krabappel on maracas, and Elizabeth Hoover on violin. When Edna died she was replaced by Calliope Juniper. Dewey Largo is their agent and producer. He was temporarily replaced by Calliope when he was going to his honeymoon as he married another man also named Dewey.
Genre: Steamed Ham, Spinal Tap covers, Skinnercore
Albums: "You steam a good ham", "Skinner & the Superintendent", "22 short songs from Springfield", "Seymour Five", "The name's Armin", "Aurora Borealis", "Unforgettable Luncheon", "Sweet Seymour Skinner's badass songs", "The principal of your Heart", "Sneed - formerly Chuck".
Be-Sadgasm-Sharps[edit | edit source]
A crossover band of Be Sharps and Sadgasm
Members: Homer Simpson (lead vocals), Carl Carlson (guitar), Lenny Leonard (guitar), Edward "Eddie" Copsworth (drums), Barney Gumble (side vocals), Apu "De Beau Marchais" Nahasapeemapetilon (sitar), Armin "Seymour Skinner" Tamzarian (piano)
and yes its the same armin\seymour as in the steamed ham band
Genre: Pop-rock, grunge, grunge-rock, Simpsoncore, Yellowcore, Steamed Ham
Albums: "Couch Gag", "Plutonium Bar", "The Littlest Steamed Ham", "We Love You Little Girl", "A little Me inside You", "We're the Best Boys", "Steamed Ham - the Squeakquel", "Sneed & Chuck", "The Power Plant Experience", "We Love You Clancy Wiggum"
Why my pp go up[edit | edit source]
A band formed by a bunch of teenage boys who think sex jokes are funny. IE - Chu.
- Members: 6 teenage boys
- Genre: Screamo
- Albums: "Burst a Nurst", "Going Apeshit", "Nothing Makes Sense"
Lil Nuggets[edit | edit source]
A boy band made up of three members. They are notorious for being super cringey.
- Members: Three adult men that still think they're teens for some reason
- Genre: Death Metal
- Notable albums: "Yeet Street", "You Suck". "Nuggets Forever"
Virsaladze[edit | edit source]
A band from the quirky and rebellious town of Xyronia. The singer is Sylveste Mykashvili. The guitarist (and 2nd singer) is Revia Cimanù. The tastierist (and 3rd singer) is Aroush Halapsian. The bassist is Darillys Tishanev. The batterist is Elek'tra Mgelidze.
- Genre: Meta, Caucaso-futurism, Surrealism, Polyphonic singing, Animu, Weeb Orientalism, Susan Waingenre.
- Notable albums: "Zukcoh & Pomodà", "Wadi Agurubi", "Susan Five", "The battle against Susan Wainwright", "Dovanice ma dove vai", "Gli Azzerbati", "Alolissimo Pomel di Orel Lucentel", "Gli Star Tre", "Fioranagh + Sakartcupo = Samarkand", "Nuova Samarcanda con la Panna", "Le Polpette di Pol Pot", "Amiche per (Cau)caso", "Gli Amarillys di Darillys", "Orapi's Mansion", "From Soligo to Earth and Back", "Le Nuove Avventure di Darillys Tishanev", "Please ship Anvilshipping, kupo!", "Vladsusan", "the Sinnoh-Minihaus commonwealth", "MIX Club", "Steamed Hams", "Caucasus Wind", "Trakenboard", "Fumba Dugno: sister of Dumbo AND Pumba!"
TISD[edit | edit source]
An acronym for "This Is Serious, Dad", TISD are a TISM cover band (for the uninitiated, TISM were an Australian alt rock band with an anonymous member gimmick. Their lyrics and songs often followed themes of drugs, fame, death, celebrities, violence and fatalism, among other things).
TISD was formed in 2043 in a timeline where alt rock was eradicated off the face of the earth due to no one liking it anymore. Their main goal is to not only spread the word of their favorite band, but to help change the public's opinions on alt rock. Just don't listen to their take on www.tism.wanker.com (or the original TISM version of said album) if you get offended easily. Please.
- Genres: Alternative rock, alternative dance, synthpop, dance-rock
- Notable songs: "(He'll Never Be) An Old Man River", "Greg! The Stop Sign!!", "Saturday Night Palsy"
iMusical[edit | edit source]
An iCarly tribute act from the United States, fronted by a disturbed Miranda Cosgrove impersonator. There are two other members but they don't impersonate any of the cast members. They are just casual enjoyers of iCarly. iMusical mainly performs original songs (all of which follow iCarly's "i_____" episode title format), but they occasionally do covers of songs from the show as well.
- Genres: Teen pop, dance-pop
- Notable songs: "Leave it All to Me", "iLove Music", "iHeart Spencer's Art", "iWrote This Song About Gibby", "iHate Victorious", "iAppreciate Nickelodeon"
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Pronounced as "exclamation", ! is a 5-member ensemble comprised of frontman Vasko Von Deathgod (Vo. & Gt.), Deicide Jones (Ba.), Amy LaVeya (Key. & Vo.), Zyzyzyyxzyyz Aosjkenwansnjs (Dr. & Vo.) and Brad (Gt.) There are at least 12 other members, all of whom perform as backup dancers and wear balclavas over their faces. The anonymous dancers are also known for performing provocative acts on stage during live shows.
! is known for pioneering multiple new (questionable) musical techniques, with some of their songs containing snippets of snuff film audio. ! is also infamous for being banned from the following countries: Canada, the United States, Australia, New Zealand, China, Japan, both of the Koreas, and the United Kingdom. However, their musical talents are well-appreciated among the Scandinavian black metal community.
Genre: I have no idea man
Notable albums: The Birth of !, The Thunderbird, No Authority, Go Away, Never Gonna Die
Notable Singles: "Fire in the Hospital", "Victory for the Damned", "Hellfire", "Down With Me", "Sick"
(band name)[edit | edit source]
Notable albums: album 1, album 2, album 3, album 4
Notable singles: Buddy Holly by Weezer
Twelve is Midnight[edit | edit source]
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY FELLOW CASAGRANDES ENJOYERS IN THE AUDIENCE
A very epic kpop boy group from the very epic Nicktoon The Casagrandes. There's like five guys in it and one of them may very well be Jesus Christ. A close real-life equivilent of them would be... any good irl 5-member kpop boy group (ex. TXT, TXT, TXT, TXT, TXT). I think their music would sound like TXT-meets-THE BOYZ-meets-ONE N ONLY (which isn't even a kpop group lol)-meets-NCT Regular English Version
quesooooo. I say Regular English Version because the English lyrics from "Follow Us" kill me every time. It's not even meant to be funny but like. "Time in my neighborhood, looking... / Just looking out for some snacks / Then I knew I didn't recognize anything / And that's when I thought. Oh snap, oh snap..." Like you just KNOW the writers studied the English versions of kpop songs real hard and very quickly caught onto the fact that the lyrics in them sound discombobulated and like aliens wrote them so they just went YEAH PUT THIS ON THE TRACK HOMEBOY!!!!!
Le members are Yoon Kwan (he's the guy who may very well be Jesus), Junsoo, Wooyeon, Han and Jin. I'm not gonna be elaborating on the Yoon Kwan Jesus theory very much at this point (if I did we'd be here all day. I really really really like to joke about Casagrandes characters. Anyone who knows me would confirm this), but I WILL say that people are willing to kill and maim for even a glimpse of him. Watch "Operation Popstar". It will tell you EVERYTHING. As for the other guys, well, we're not really sure. But we DO know that this gal is their bonafide Number 1 Fan and knows everything there is to know about each and every member. You think you can out-stan her in a Twelve is Midnight Stan Battle? Think again, buddy.
Anyway, TL;DR: They are EPIK.
- Genre: KPOP OBVIOUSLY
- Notable albums: Idk I think we're gonna need Nickelodeon to come back to us on this one. Most kpop groups these days just release singles and minis like chumps so let's go with that I guess
- Notable songs: "Follow Us", "I'm Back", "Tiger", "Alberto's Panini Jingle (ft. Alberto)", definitely a bunch of other songs but we don't know their titles yet. Again, we're gonna need Nickelodeon to come back on these.
Ho-Kago Tea Time[edit | edit source]
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- Genre: J-Pop, J-Rock, Anime Girls Playing Instruments Lol
- Notable albums: Ho-kago Tea Time, Ho-kago Tea Time II, Ho-kago Tea Time in Movie
- Notable songs: "Cagayake! Girls", "Go! Go! Maniac, "Don't say "lazy"", "No, Thank You!"
LoliRock[edit | edit source]
Three princess from distant planets come together on stage and sing generic songs about.. uhhhhh god I don't know I haven't watched this show in years
- Genre: pop I think
- Notable albums: I don't know man
- Notable songs: Does it look like I have the energy to do research on a show I haven't watched since I was 12