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Caillou Throws a Tantrum and Gets Grounded is the 389,981,284,028,387,398,287,083rd episode of Caillou Gets Grounded The Series 5083 Part 7 Director's Cut New 23DSXL & Knuckles Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series and Funky Mode. What do you mean you doubt that's an actual thing? How dare you. That's it, you're...well, we'll save that for later.
boris: oh oh oh oh oh oh oh kayloo how dare you that's it you're-
caillou: bruh i haven't even done anything yet
(screen goes black for approximately three and a half seconds)
boris: ok caillou we're going to the store
boris: caillou don't say ok you're supposed to whine about it and be a brat everyone expects that of you and if you're not going to give them what they want that's more than a bit rude
(they go to some unlabelled store or something i don't know the exact details looks like a convenience store thing)
caillou: can i have this (shows his dad a little teddy bear that's like one quid)
boris: that's too expensive have these instead (shows him an extremely expensive packet of cigarettes)
caillou: dad smoking is bad for me and i'm canonically four years old it's like you want me to get grounded or something
boris: caillou smoke the cigarettes or you're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 999999999999 years
caillou: no i'm not smoking them they're bad for me and it's illegal
boris: get in the fucking car we're going home after your prissy fucking tantrum
(in the car)
boris: aren't you going to start crying and beg for us to go back and that you're sorry, to which i'll say your apology isn't accepted and we can't go back for it since you've blown it and you're in trouble? oh shit we're home already nvm
(in the house and the living room background, scary music starts playing, boris doris and for some reason rosie and gilbert who is just that white cartoon classics cat are all angry, caillou is standing looking bored even when it's really loud and there's fire effects and shit)
boris: (in that one weird deep voice) oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh kayloo
caillou: you can't even say my name right?
boris: you don't deserve to be named right and where was i BEFORE YOU RUDELY INTERRUPTED ME how dare you throw a tantrum at the store because i wouldn't buy you that teddy bear
caillou: that's clearly not what happened
boris: shut, where was i BEFORE YOU RUDELY INTERRUPTED ME that's it you're grounded grounded grounded for pi without the point years, that means no everything i physically cannot be arsed to say every individual thing you can't have anymore since the list is exponentional. your life is over basically and i'm calling a bunch of people to ground you in a field
caillou: i thought that only happened in fake vhs opening videos
boris: they've expanded their business
(on the field)
boris: here's all the people here to ground you even though you already have been it's just an insult to make you feel worse