chips are evil they grab you at night and commit suicdie in the form of tempting you to eat them. you fall under their spell and give in to the spagaetii and meatballs with hair and pus on them. hten some how they get you to drop a pink elephant from your roof. but noo thats not enough then a clown comes in and offers a turtle on a stick then a justin beiber parade float breakes down the wall. man chips are evil. they tell your naybor to commit suicide and murder. dont play pokemon red/green, first japan pokemon game! you will sit in a corner and carve your head off, quoted by ashens!