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    Chris Thorndyke Makes an Fake Video Game Opening and Gets Grounded

    Note from CreativePenguin50: It's fine to like Chris Thorndyke, but at ANY standards, DO NOT VANDALIZE THIS PAGE JUST BECAUSE THEY DON'T AGREE WITH YOU... Thank you!

    This is the first episode of Chris Thorndyke Gets Grounded.

    Cast (W.I.P.)[edit | edit source]

    • Kimberly as Chris Thorndyke
    • Steven as Chuck Thorndyke
    • Young Guy as Elijah Eubank (MegaToon1234), Sonic the Hedgehog
    • Paul as Gabe Steemi
    • Wiseguy as Big the Cat
    • Professor as Computero Botbolt
    • Brian as Mario, Mega Man
    • David as Pac-Man, Mumbo Jumbo
    • Microsoft Mike as Croc

    Transcript[edit | edit source]

    • Chris Thorndyke: I made the opening to Ecco the Dolphin on Sega Genesis from 1966, Real not Fake. I'll send it to YouTube.
    • Chuck Thorndyke: Chris, do you have something in mind?
    • Chris Thorndyke: Uh oh. (As Chuck shows up) Why are you there?
    • Chuck Thorndyke: I just wanna know, what did you made?
    • Chris Thorndyke: Um, the opening to Ecco the Dolphin on Sega Genesis from 1966, Real not Fake.
    • Chuck Thorndyke: Let me see. (He sits down, Chris Thorndyke was disgusted. When Chuck looks at the name, he was shocked, then he watched the video for 5 minutes)
    • (5 minutes later)
    • Chuck Thorndyke: Chris Eric Thorndyke, how dare make an fake video game opening? That was a really for real bootleg! Besides, Ecoo the Dolphin did not come out until 1992, nor did the Sega Genesis did until 1988 in Japan! That does it, you are grounded grounded grounded for 10 weeks! I'll be calling the guests!
    • Chris Thorndyke: (When Chuck is calling the guests) Uh oh! I better go! (Runs away while he's shocked)
    • (At the field)
    • Chuck Thorndyke (Off-screen): I brought in the guests over.
    • Elijah Eubank (MegaToon1234): I'm Elijah Eubank, known as MegaToon1234. Ecco the Dolphin on Sega Genesis came out in 1992, not 1966!
    • Gabe Steemi: I'm Gabe Steemi, Elijah's best friend. You know you are the worst character in the Sonic franchise what-so-ever, but I think Big the Cat is better than you.
    • Big the Cat: (As he shows up) I heard that. (He leaves)
    • Gabe Steemi: Ok then, let's continue, even though I hate grounding videos.
    • Computero Botbolt: My name's Computero Botbolt. Making a fake video game opening is a bad idea.
    • Mario: I'm Mario. You shall be burned by my fireballs.
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. You will no longer be a fan of my series. Why? Because my series is made by SEGA.
    • Mega Man: I'm Mega Man. Your fake video game openings from your stupid account kept making me run out of fuel.
    • Pac-Man: Name's Pac-Man. I have some power pellets. If you beat me up, you shall be eaten by me with my power pellets, you pest!
    • Mumbo Jumbo: Me, Mumbo. Best shaman from Banjo-Kazooie series. Me got angry of you, filthy anime freak.
    • Croc: This is Croc speaking. Your fake video game openings keep poisoning the minds of the viewers!

    (W.I.P.)

    Comments[edit | edit source]

    ...You're doing this as satire right?
    -- Raichu's Endless Nights (talk) 11:46, 2 August 2021 (UTC)

    This was from the original RNW, and yes, I think it’s satire
    -- TallAutism2006 (talk) 12:37, 2 August 2021 (UTC)

    Thank god I thought you were the one who wrote this originally
    -- Raichu's Endless Nights (talk) 12:39, 2 August 2021 (UTC)

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