Cocaine

This page contains content that is satirical in nature. Please don't take it seriously, as it isn't meant to genuinely offend anyone.

Cocaine is a drug. You probably shouldn't do it. I'm not the one you should be talking about this kind of stuff with. I'm not your middle school health teacher. I'll only act as an instigator either for laughs or to fuel my raging superiority complex.

Cocaine is a white powdery substance you can either snort up your nosehole, smoke it, inject it, or... snort up your nosehole. You can try to suck it up one of your other orifices like a vacuum cleaner. It'd be funny. You could go viral. Enjoy your 15 seconds of TikTok fame, buddy. Your stupid action could become the next Devious Lick.

Effects

Apparently, cocaine (and by extention crack cuz they are pretty much the same drug) makes most people do and feel a lot of crazy shit, including but not limited to: increased euphoria, increased energy #ADHD, grandoisity, severe paranoia, thinking people in airplanes are gay, SICKO MODE by Travis Scott ft. Drake, irritability, increased anxiety, and Obama hamburger sussy balls.

Other common side effects by Stray Kids that come with cocaine usage include increased heart rate/blood pressure, dizziness (or vertigo for the synonym enjoyers among us), the guitar riffs from "brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo all layered over each other, effed up blood vessels, HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG, or

PETER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Crack.

WHAT THE FUCK?

obligatory strange chores mention cuz im marnie and this is what i do

Look at my poorly-drawn Charlie. He is spitting FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE HEY COCAINE RUIN YOUR BRAIN HEY

Fun fact: This was my favorite video when I was 13

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

OKAY IM OUT OF IDEAS BYE

Love together love together we're living on the floor :)

Btw thanks TS for adding the Spotify thingy you're a lifesaver

Oh, you've got show me your smile, love together oh
Oh, you've got show me your smile, love together oh
Love together love together
We're living on the floor
君を待ちくたびれているのさベイビー
Love together love together
We're living on the floor
君を忘れたくて踊るのさ今夜
メロディーがほら電話を鳴らす
君の声 聞こえること願う

ダンスフロア 夏が通り過ぎても
ダンスフロア 君を忘れはしないから
倒れてゆく
ダンスフロア 涙を流してるぼくは見ないで
(Why don't you feel the beat)
(Why don't you chant the rhyme)
テレビ塔ひとり見上げ
朝が来るまで
Love together love together
We're living on the floor
君を待ちくたびれているのさベイビー
Love together love together
We're living on the floor
君を忘れたくて踊るのさ今夜
あの歌がカーラジオを揺らす
「あぁ...」って 胸がどうしようもないのさ
ダンスフロア いつか約束した
ダンスフロア 夢はあきらめないでね
倒れてゆく
ダンスフロア 夜はどんな気持ちでぼくらを裂くの
(Why don't you feel the beat)
(Why don't you chant the rhyme)
テレビ塔 ひとり見上げ
朝が来るまで
Love together love together
We're living on the floor
君を待ちくたびれているのさベイビー
Love together love together
We're living on the floor
弾むビート感じて踊るのさフライデー
Love together love together
幻かい
I'll never never never let you go
Love together love together
We're living on the floor
哀しみの先にたどりつけるように
ぶっとばしてよＤＪ
Everybody get down
吹き飛ばしてハートブレイク
Get down get down
ぶっとばしてよＤＪ
Everybody get down
吹き飛ばしてハートブレイク
Get down get down
Love love love together baby
Love love love together baby
Love love love together baby
いつものダンスフロア
Love love love together baby
Love love love together baby
Love love love together baby
ひとりのダンスフロア
Oh you've got to show me your smile, love together
Oh you've got to show me your smile, love together oh
(Oh you've got to show me your smile, love together oh)
(Oh you've got to show me your smile, love together oh)
(Oh you've got to show me your smile, love together oh)

Comments

I've got a pound and a half of crack here, 680 grams that is. I do think part-skim crack tastes better, but full-fat crack was all they had at the store; it's fine.

Also that Charlie drawing is awesome, also also you're welcome 4 the spotify
-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 01:34, 25 October 2021 (UTC)

Ethan the Bear - Cocaine is Gay, coming soon
-- Pink Tape 💕 (talk) 01:39, 25 October 2021 (UTC)

@TS Thank you ^_^ It is my magnum opus... one of them anyway
@Xian HYPEEEE!!
-- Bruh Funny (talk) 01:42, 25 October 2021 (UTC)

Cocaine is also used to generate random ideas (though the only actual proof of it doing so happened with Shlorpians).
-- TallAutism2006 (talk) 05:52, 25 October 2021 (UTC)

...Isn't that song the same one they used in the Parappa anime?
-- Raichu's Endless Nights (talk) 17:34, 26 October 2021 (UTC)

Yes :)
-- Bruh Funny (talk) 17:55, 26 October 2021 (UTC)