Dr. Phil (Year #3 - Death - present) is an American television personality known for his self-titled talk show. His first name is Dr. and his last name is Phil, so that's why he's called Dr. Phil.
Dr. Phil is the main protagonist of Thing, which is objectively considered the worst piece of media of all time.
Life[edit | edit source]
Dr. Phil was born in Year #3 in the United States of
Anemone Amphetamine Anime. He had mad drip his whole life and he had lots of bitches. Then he made friends with Oprah Winfrey and she gave him his own show.
He was supposed to be a member of The Beatles, but the members sabotaged him in a game of Candy Land® and replaced him with George Jetson.
Early career[edit | edit source]
Dr. Phil starred in many shows throughout his career, such as The Casagrandes, South Park, and whatever the fuck this is. He got kicked off of all three shows because he kept threatening the cast and crew for large sums of money. The picture you just saw of him saying "you're ugly you're disgusting I'm gonna kill you give me 200 dollars" is actually him reiterating something he said to one of his fellow South Park cast members back in Year.
Death and rebirth[edit | edit source]
Dr. Phil was shot and killed in a hit and run some time in Death. It was very sad and unexpected. Exactly seventy-two hours later, he was reborn as an anthropomorphic green M&M, which shocked but gladdened everyone in the world. Dr. Phil is still active in the entertainment industry today, hosting his show and starring in movies and television programs. He is the main star of the controversial Thing.
Dr. Phil Manifesto[edit | edit source]
(You can listen to it here)
The Dr. Phil Manifesto (better known as "Shut the Hell Up Bitch") is a musical piece that was performed at Dr. Phil's funeral on Day -47, Death near Alcohol and Drug Abuse Lake, South Carolina, Rotorua, Latvia. It samples Dr. Phil's voice over a mellow instrumental track.
These are the lyrics:
♫ Dubba-dubba-duh-duh-duh, ohhh... ♫
Shut the hell up, bitch
[this specific lyric is redacted cuz I don't want Miraheze to snipe me]
Go sit in the middle of the road and let a car run over you
I'm gonna kill you
♫ Dubba-dubba-duh-duh-duh... ♫
You're an alcoholic
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