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    "Everybody Poops" is a song by Randomese artist Buster Puppet. The song was released as a single on February 15, 2009, a music video was released the same day. It was produced by Jason Shaw and written by Buster Puppet. The song found great sucess, staying on the top of the Random-ness Music Hot 100 for a decade, making Buster billions.

    Background[edit | edit source]

    During the interview with Genius, Buster said that he recorded the song sometime in late 2008, he was in the studio for nearly 2 days; Shaw had already had completed the instrumental, but Buster nothing to sing about. That was, until Shaw said "well why not sing something everyone can relate to?" That immediately hit Buster, multiple of his friends had just ate Taco Bell, and when they got home, everyone had to use the toilet. "It just hit me, I have no idea why Taco Bell was the first thing that came up to my mind," says Buster.

    Chart performance[edit | edit source]

    "Everybody Poops" debuted number 1 on the Random-ness Hot 100 chart and stayed there for nearly 11 years. At the time, this was a very controversial moment, many accused Buster for buying fake streams. These were later debunked after the Random-ness Hot 100 managers proved that all the views were legit.

    On April 23, 2020, an incredible achievement was made. For the first time Everybody Poops was beaten by another song: "The Box" by Carl Wheezer, it still remains at the top as of this day.

    By July 2021, the song's popularity started dying down as the success of other songs like "Happy Happy Joy Joy" from Ren & Stimpy and "Chug Jug With You” By Leviathan began to increase rapidly. This made Buster really angry.

    Some time in July 2021, "Everybody Poops" completely disappeared from the Random-ness Hot 100.

    Lyrics[edit | edit source]

    Well the Pope takes a poop, and the President too
    And the fancy-pants banker in his three-piece suit
    The big fat general and all of his troops
    The truth of the matter is that everybody poops.
    The famous brain surgeon has to leave his lump
    And the high-priced model has to stop for a dump
    A can the size of Canada can't spray away the truth
    Even if they don't admit it, everybody poops.

    Everybody poops, (Everybody poops)
    Everybody poops, (Poopa poopy doo)
    Sure things number more than two
    Death and taxes and that everybody poops

    Some days it's easy, other days it's hard
    But if your system's working, thank your lucky stars
    Nobody talks about it, not a word is said
    But if you're not poopin', then it means you're prob'ly dead
    The destitute and homeless have to do it, it's true
    But even all the wealthy people gotta make due (doo)
    And if you live long enough, it's happenin' to you
    Sooner or later, everybody poops!

    Everybody poops, (Everybody poops)
    Everybody poops, (Poopa poopy doo)
    Sure things number more than two
    Death and taxes and that everybody poops.
    Death and taxes and that everybody poops.
    Death and taxes and that everybody poops.
    Everybody poops!

    Other[edit | edit source]

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    On February 6, 2020, Buster Puppet had an interview with Genius explaining the meaning and some facts about the song. It has since become one of the most memorable videos on the channel, and has gained over 50 million views. On June 5, 2022, the video became unlisted.

    Trivia[edit | edit source]

    • This song, as well as Buster Puppet appeared in at least two Pooh Goes Poop movies and Crossover: The Movie.
    • If 2,000 people or Buster Puppets sing it at the same time, the world will end. Check Pokeballuser890's page 2012 is a bad year. to have a laugh again.
    • It is Guido's favorite song (if you were on RNW for long enough, you'd know why. We're not bringing the page back either).
    • Due to the songs dying popularity, it was able to make a big drop from #3 to #11 on the Random-ness Music Hot 100 in a single day.

    Comments[edit | edit source]

    This shit (no pun intended) don't hit the same anymore lmao
    -- lilimportantfan3131, (talk) 20:31, 5 June 2022 (UTC)

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