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    Freddy Kruger's Chinese Restaurant

    Hey you! Do you want some great food? Then come to:

    HERE'S SOME SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!

    I ordered pork-fried rice, but it had human flesh in it!
    - Some guy

    I got cheese pizza from the buffet, but then I realized they were selling Screamin' Sicilian Bessie's Revenge pizza that they reheated!
    - Mr. Munch

    im so pissed off they wefe sellin maple syrup 4 soy souce
    - A Yelp user who never learned how to spell correctly

    I ordered a grill cheese sandwich with my take-out meal, and it had peanut butter in it!
    - The parent of a young girl with peanut allergies

    And now an interview with our head chef, Freddy Kruger!

    I kill people fresh to make my food.
    - Freddy Kruger, straight from his boiler room's kitchen

    Freddy Kruger's Chinese Restaurant! Located in the old car service area of the vacant PACE Membership Warehouse near the Random Mall!

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