The average lifespan of a giraffe machine is 25 years, where it deactivates and must be brought into the workshop for repairs to be "replaced". However, it is believed that most machines do not make it into "adulthood", and break down much earlier than they should.
Facts about giraffes[edit | edit source]
- Giraffes primarily reside in Wyoming, which also does not exist.
- Wild "giraffes" are not giraffes. They are leopards that got uppercutted, causing their neck to grow into an exaggerated length.
- Lions are enlightened to the non-existence of giraffes, and are one of the only animals that will take a stand to destroy giraffe machines to keep people from believing in their existence.
- The shop Toys 'r' Us was closed down for spreading the belief that giraffes are real.
- Some giraffe machine creators are too lazy to even paint their creations, making their fakeness even more clear.
- Some giraffe machine builds have been discontinued due to not looking convincing enough to people.
- Giraffe machine creators are starting to stop creating giraffe machines, due to the controversy they gained after people started to learn the truth about them.
- The truth is being spread rapidly thanks to a subreddit dedicated to debunking theories about the so-called "giraffes".
- This anonymous Reddit user is said to be the first person to realize the truth about giraffes, but was widely mocked after attempting to enlighten us. Sadly, their name was erased from history, and they have never been seen since.
- GIRAFFES. DO NOT. EXIST.