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California Gurls by Katy Perry
- Remove Snoop Dogg's verse.
- Respell the title.
- Get rid of the sex references.
Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke
- Wipe the song from existance.
- Fix the "Me fall from plastic" line.
- Give Robin Thicke a life imprisonment for singing this tragedy.
Work From Home by Fifth Harmony
- Remove Ty Dolla Sign's "rap" verse.
- Screw him. Mentioning the number 63.
Let It Go from Frozen
Wipe it from existence.- Don't make the song brainwash the audiences’ minds.
- Make it an 80s/90s dance song by a popular dance group.
- Don't overplay the song for god's sake!
- Remove "It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small". That just makes fun of science.
- Fix the piano tunes.
Problem by Ariana Grande
- Have Big Sean do the rap verse instead of Iggy Azalea.
- Make the first two verses longer.
- Make the instrumental more dancy.
Anaconda by Nicki Minaj
- Make it more original in general. After all, it has many similarities to Baby Got Back.
- No butt references.
- Make it less oversexual and less pornographic.
Baby by Justin Bieber
- Don't use the word "baby" repeatedly.
- Beiber's voice is lower.
- The music video has an interesting story.
- Use only a little autotune.
- Make the rhythm sound less cheesy.
Shout Out to My Ex by Little Mix
- Don't make the song so hostile to men.
samba de janeiro by beleni
- make the instrumental sound like [This]
- add more vocals
- make the last chorus shorter
Slide by Calvin Harris
- Have actual lyrics.
Literally every Submarine Man song
- DON'T USE SO MUCH AUTOTUNE DAMN AND DON'T RAP ABOUT FOOT FETISHES EITHER
Sweatshirt By Jacob Sartorius
- Change the lyrics.
- Change the beat.
- Use less autotune
Every single Jojo Siwa song
WIPE THEM FROM EXISTENCE.
“ | You a bitch, Jojo Siwa | „ |
~ DaBaby (yes he actually said this) |
Playboi Carti, XXXTentacion, Ugly God and Madeintyo's 2017 XXL Freshman Cypher
- Remove that "Diamonds on my balls" line by Ugly God
- Make every artist lines better except X, he only gets a little better because he probably had the best verse.
Every mumble rap song that isn’t by Lil Demerit
Wipe the ridiculous songs from existence!
Squidward Nose by cupcakKe
- The lyrics aren't dirty nor full of swearing.
Dance Monkey by Tones and I
Wipe it from existence.- The voice isn't incredibly high-pitched and ear grating.
- IT ISN'T PLAYED ON RADIO EVERY SO OFTEN.
Dame tu Cosita by El Chombo
- Give it better lyrics instead of sexual lyrics (seriously, translate the title).
- The music video has better CGI animation.
"Fantastic Baby" by BIGBANG
- Get someone other than BIGBANG to sing it. They only have one good song and Seungri is a whole bastard.
- ...Continuing on, it is released by BLACKPINK in 2016 as a part of their SQUARE ONE single album (the same album "WHISTLE" and "BOOMBAYAH" are on).
- The chorus is sung in a "call-and-response" fashion, similar to songs like "So What" by LOONA and "No" by CLC.
- "I can't baby, don't stop this" becomes "I, I can't boy, don't stop this" (I don't know).
- "Mama just let me be your lover" becomes "Hey you boy, just let me be your lover".
Warzone by Yoko Ono
- Don't overuse the word "warzone" too much.
Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea (Remix)
Planet Sheen theme song
- This theme song was not a rap song.
- The lyrics make more sense.
- It wasn't sung in the deep monotone voice.
Super Noms theme song
Om Nom Stories: New Neighbors theme song
Sex and Violence (Song)
- Give the song better lyrics instead of "Sex and violence" over and over again.