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    How to Make Bad Books Worse

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    This is one of RNW's famed "how to" pages. It contains lots of opinions, but may also have just as much vulgarities, gross-out content, satirical humor, and NSFW elements. Also, some of these pages are freakishly long, which pretty much speaks for itself.
    These pages are now considered legacy pages and can no longer be edited by ordinary contributors.


    The Compound

    • Eli is even more unlikable.
    • Even more product placement.
    • Eli actually drops Quinn when he holds him the first time.
    • The family never gets out of the compound.
    • The Supplements are killed and eaten at the end.
    • Lucas has no personality.
    • Remove the nesting dolls.

    Junie B. Jones series

    • De-age Junie to a toddler.
    • Make Junie even more unlikeable than she already is.
    • Junie constantly curses.
    • Junie has an older brother who has a personality identical to Manny Heffley.
    • Add rancid morals.
    • Fill the book with product placement.
    • The last book ends with a cliffhanger.

    Dork Diaries

    The City of Ember

    • It goes on for 1,000 pages.
    • The characters curse constantly, but Poppy curses the most.
    • Fill the chapters with random pop culture references.
    • All the characters are killed at the end.
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