How to Make Bad Controllers Good

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Nintendo 64 Controller

• Remove the Left Third That would make it harder to use.
  • I would say that we would move the analog stick to the left and move the D-pad elsewhere. Oh wait....

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Xbox 360 Controller

• Make the controller less heavy. Ok, You have to have Spoons for Hands if you think the Xbox 360 controller is heavy. 
  • So it matters on a person's strength?

Atari 5200 Controller

• Remove the numeric keypad and replace the four buttons on the side with the simple red round button from the Atari 2600.
• Fix the faulty controller.

Power Glove

• Make its movements and gestures more responsive.
• Remove the unnecessary coding buttons on top.

Roll n' Rocker

• It is made by Nintendo instead of LJN.
• The tilts are read more accurately and responsively and allow for a wider range of actions.

Atari Trackball

• Shrink the controller's overall size and let the "ball" respond better. Also, it can be pressed on, making it act like a button.