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- Have it located at an island rather in New Jersey.
- What people has been calling that place, have it officially be called "Traction Park".
- The employes and staff of the place are even more drunk than usual. In fact, they treat their customers like shit.
- No safety control whatsoever.
- Poorly designed rides, but even worse than it really was. Think about Krabby Land.
- "Only idiots come to this place!"
The school cafeteria
- There are no janitors because they don't even bother trying to clean the place, so it is way dirtier than it already is.
- Make it even louder than it already is.
- There is nowhere to sit.
- The only food they served is expired.
- You are not allowed to take your own food.
- You spend 10 hours there.
- You cannot leave to go to the bathroom or call home sick.
- People who try to leave will get brutally murdered, and everyone else is forced to watch it happen and then eat their flesh.
- There are no teachers.
- Bullying is encouraged.
- Put drug dealers in there who force you to buy cocaine.
- "Soul Train" by YBN Nahmir is played all the time, on loop without stopping.
- People aren't allowed to exit the country whatsoever, not even for political reasons.
- Medieval torture methods are used alongside other punishments it ha
- Give it a very bad climate.
- The whole country is infested with crimes and terrorists.
- Half of the places ban everything, even North Korea-related stuff.
- Give it a population of 100 million people, and make it unnecessarily crowded.
- Put it in North Korea.
- All of the country is taken over by the Islamic State.
- Also put it in North Korea.
- Have the Islamic State and Al-Qaeda take over the entire country.
- Put it in North Korea, again.
Have Taliban take over the whole country.Actually nvm they took over Kabul
- The entire country is, yet again, in North Korea.
- Have it also take place in North Korea.
- Every centimetre of the country is infested with murderers, robbers and drug dealers.
- Yeah, you know we'll shove it in North Korea.
The school gymnasium
- The beep test is done every class and not just one or two times a year.
- The gym teacher makes you run over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles and you can't take breaks.
- The gym teacher makes fun of the weights of students constantly and cannot be stopped.
The school washrooms
- The floors are covered in shit
- The sinks, toilet handles, bidet sprays, soap dispensers, paper towel dispensers and toilet paper dispensers don't work.
- The toilets are always clogged.
Microsoft Sam's diahrea infested toilet
actually you know what i don't think you can make that any worse :S