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    How to Make Bad Places Worse

    Due to this article being so hilariously bad, it is being kept for entertainment purposes. Therefore, please do not delete it.

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    Action Park

    • Have it located at an island rather in New Jersey.
    • What people has been calling that place, have it officially be called "Traction Park".
    • The employes and staff of the place are even more drunk than usual. In fact, they treat their customers like shit.
    • No safety control whatsoever.
    • Poorly designed rides, but even worse than it really was. Think about Krabby Land.
    • "Only idiots come to this place!"

    The school cafeteria

    • There are no janitors because they don't even bother trying to clean the place, so it is way dirtier than it already is.
    • Make it even louder than it already is.
    • There is nowhere to sit.
    • The only food they served is expired.
    • You are not allowed to take your own food.
    • You spend 10 hours there.
    • You cannot leave to go to the bathroom or call home sick.
    • People who try to leave will get brutally murdered, and everyone else is forced to watch it happen and then eat their flesh.
    • There are no teachers.
    • Bullying is encouraged.
    • Put drug dealers in there who force you to buy cocaine.
    • "Soul Train" by YBN Nahmir is played all the time, on loop without stopping.

    North Korea

    • People aren't allowed to exit the country whatsoever, not even for political reasons.
    • Medieval torture methods are used alongside other punishments it ha
    • Give it a very bad climate.
    • The whole country is infested with crimes and terrorists.
    • Half of the places ban everything, even North Korea-related stuff.
    • Give it a population of 100 million people, and make it unnecessarily crowded.

    Syria

    • Put it in North Korea.
    • All of the country is taken over by the Islamic State.

    Iraq

    • Also put it in North Korea.
    • Have the Islamic State and Al-Qaeda take over the entire country.

    Afghanistan

    • Put it in North Korea, again.
    • Have Taliban take over the whole country. Actually nvm they took over Kabul

    Somalia

    • The entire country is, yet again, in North Korea.

    Venezuela

    • Have it also take place in North Korea.
    • Every centimetre of the country is infested with murderers, robbers and drug dealers.

    Yemen

    • Yeah, you know we'll shove it in North Korea.

    The school gymnasium

    • The beep test is done every class and not just one or two times a year.
    • The gym teacher makes you run over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles and you can't take breaks.
    • The gym teacher makes fun of the weights of students constantly and cannot be stopped.

    The school washrooms

    • The floors are covered in shit
    • The sinks, toilet handles, bidet sprays, soap dispensers, paper towel dispensers and toilet paper dispensers don't work.
    • The toilets are always clogged.

    Microsoft Sam's diahrea infested toilet

    actually you know what i don't think you can make that any worse :S

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