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    How to Make Bad Toys Worse

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    This is one of RNW's famed "how to" pages. It contains lots of opinions, but may also have just as much vulgarities, gross-out content, satirical humor, and NSFW elements. Also, some of these pages are freakishly long, which pretty much speaks for itself.
    These pages are now considered legacy pages and can no longer be edited by ordinary contributors.

    Thomas Wood

    • The models looked more unfinished.

    Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab

    • More chemicals than uranium.
    • Make it more dangerous.

    Insect Swarm Shino

    • This toy has 3 points of articulation.
    • Make the insects look nothing like insects.
    • The black for the insects is even worse.
    • Make it more like a bootleg Light Yagami rip-off toy.

    Ben 10 Alien Force: Omnitrix Illuminator

    • Make it more expensive.
    • The plastic quality is even worse.
    • It comes with only one disc.
    • The watch size is more smaller.
    • The projector light is more ugly.
    • The paint job is even worse.
    • The strap is more smaller.

    CSI Fingerprint Kit

    • It contains uranium instead of asbestos.

    Wubble Bubble Ball

    • The ball is more fragile.
    • It inflates up to 12 months.
    • It contains asbestos and uranium.
    • It inflates too small.
    • It is very expensive
    • The glow-in-the-dark variants never exist.
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