How to Make Bad Toys Worse

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Thomas Wood

• The models looked more unfinished.

Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab

• More chemicals than uranium.
• Make it more dangerous.

Insect Swarm Shino

• This toy has 3 points of articulation.
• Make the insects look nothing like insects.
• The black for the insects is even worse.
• Make it more like a bootleg Light Yagami rip-off toy.

Ben 10 Alien Force: Omnitrix Illuminator

• Make it more expensive.
• The plastic quality is even worse.
• It comes with only one disc.
• The watch size is more smaller.
• The projector light is more ugly.
• The paint job is even worse.
• The strap is more smaller.

CSI Fingerprint Kit

• It contains uranium instead of asbestos.

Wubble Bubble Ball

• The ball is more fragile.
• It inflates up to 12 months.
• It contains asbestos and uranium.
• It inflates too small.
• It is very expensive
• The glow-in-the-dark variants never exist.