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    How to Make Good Graphic Novels Bad

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    This is one of RNW's famed "how to" pages. It contains lots of opinions, but may also have just as much vulgarities, gross-out content, satirical humor, and NSFW elements. Also, some of these pages are freakishly long, which pretty much speaks for itself.
    These pages are now considered legacy pages and can no longer be edited by ordinary contributors.


    Club Penguin: Shadow Guy and Gamma Gal - Heroes Unite!

    • Amy spontaneously combusts when she touches the meteor.
    • The Toaster 3000 is just a boring old toaster and not a toaster which doubles up as a games console, milk and cookie dispenser and laser gun.
    • Webnark successfully (albeit unintentionally) destroys the Town AND the Plaza. Oh, and the Snow Forts. And maybe the Forest.
    • Have it not follow the website at all.
    • Aunt Arctic figures out Shadow Guy's secret identity right away.

    Pretty much every Pokemon Adventures Book

    • Include constant swearing.
    • Have it not follow the games at all.
    • One word: Exposure!
    • The bad guys (somehow) win in every story arc.
    • Remove Diamond's and Pearl's comedy routines.
    • The protagonists don't change throughout every arc.

    Plants vs. Zombies: Lawnmageddon

    • Remove Patrice.
    • Remove Crazy Dave's so-bad-it's-funny concept to make a life-size T-Rex that breathes fire.
    • Remove pretty much all of the plants.
    • Remove "Plan Chaos".
    • The zombies actually take over Neighbourville, leading to the most gruesome scene in Graphic Novel history.

    Plants vs. Zombies: Grown Sweet Home

    • The plot focuses on the zombies instead of the plants.
    • Remove the human characters.
    • Remove Grrawrr-Bear the Ultimate Face Puncher.
    • The plants don't order thousands of dollars of Sunshine Pizza right near the start of the book.
    • Remove Mr. Stubbins.
    • The plants don't get rewards for doing the best job.
    • The zombies are better at disguising themselves than the plants, rather than vice Versa.
    • Remove the anti-Gravity goldfish.
    • Remove the "Plants vs. Zombies Act Like a Human Battle".
    • Remove that one turtle who shows up during the parade.

    Coraline

    • Coraline doesn't know how to look after herself.
    • Remove the cat.
    • Remove Mr. Bobo (and, consequently, the mouse circus).
    • Miss Spink and Miss Forcible have no plot relevance.
    • Remove the stone with the hole in it.
    • Remove the dead children.

    Vermonia Series

    • Naomi is a silent protagonist.
    • Remove Rainbow.
    • Much more disturbing imagery.

    Making Friends 1-3

    Making Friends 1

    • Prince Neptune is replaced by Thanos, and instead of stealing human energy when he disrupts the pep rally, he snaps everyone out of existance.
    • Add more toilet humor.
    • Danielle, Nick and Tom watch a video about "Everybody Poops" instead of the anti-bullying video.

    Making Friends 2: Back to the Drawing Board

    • The part where Danielle gets grounded is done in the style of your average GoAnimate grounded video, complete with Danielle gettting grounded for 90000000 years.
    • When Nick grows giant at the end, he kills everyone.

    Making Friends 3: Third Time's a Charm

    • Prince Neptune does not return at all.
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