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    How to Make Good Restaurants Better

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    This is one of RNW's famed "how to" pages. It contains lots of opinions, but may also have just as much vulgarities, gross-out content, satirical humor, and NSFW elements. Also, some of these pages are freakishly long, which pretty much speaks for itself.
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    • Don't have them partner with anti-LGTBQ+ groups in the first place.
    • Build more locations so that each individual building isn't so crowded.


    • Their ice cream machines are never broken or are professionally maintained if they aren't already.
    • Have them use real high-quality food.
    • Bring back both types of play areas, indoor and outdoor, but put in these pest traps so dangerous animals like snakes can't get in there (the traps are also inaccessible to kids).
    • The buildings are never remodeled to remove the iconic roofs and replace them with dull browns and greys.
    • Bring back the game kiosks. Maybe put in different consoles for each restaurant.
    • Bring back the Apple Dippers and McDLT's, with the latter's containers now being cardstock instead of Styrofoam to be more ecology friendly.
      • Also maybe bring back the SuperSize option too.
    • Bring back the Powerade fuck you McDonalds for removing it now the only non-carbonated options left are mediocre fruit punch and lemonade (Which is disgusting)
      • I'm serious I never go to Mcdonalds anymore because of this - MS


    • Don't make everything so darn expensive.

    Chuck E. Cheese ('s)

    • Re-open it.
    • Project 2.0 is never put in effect, let alone thought of.
      • Seriously they were already running out of money, that idea only made the situation worse -BP

    Dunkin' (Donuts/Coffee)

    • Don't remove "Donuts" from the company name. That just takes the whole symbolism away.
    • Focus the advertising on their other menu items as well instead of only the coffee (they have sausage, biscuits, etc.).
      • Maybe add a few other items in the process like muffins and scones? Bagels?

    Little Caesars

    • It's more popular. Also more locations

    Five Guys

    • Five Guys Burgers and Fries
    • Open up your eyes to society's lies
    • Real eyes realise the real lies
    • Five Guys takes lives

    Steak n' Shake

    While the whole page isn't bad, this section in particular is so hilariously awful that it is being kept for entertainment purposes. Do not remove it from the article.
    • One citizen on their own isn't very powerful. They can't do much without any useful tools, and even with that, it may not suffice. This is the value of teamwork. Two or more people working together is far more powerful. Co-ordination can achieve almost everything. Thousands and millions can topple almost everything. And it's not just humans, either. It can be animals. You know wolves? They hunt in packs. One wolf on its own isn't the scariest thing ever, but with multiple, they can even take down buffalo. Strength in numbers. You know, ants are one of the most powerful creatures in the world. And it's not because of their power. You probably squish individual ants and don't think much of it. But their power is that there are TRILLIONS of ants in the world. For every person, there's like, a billion ants. Entire colonies are everywhere. If they had the will, they could take over the world. This is because teamwork is the most powerful tool anyone could ever wield. So, why do I say all of this? It's simple. Steak n' Shake should team up. And make the STEAK SHAKE.

    Why is this section considered "awful" it's incredible


    >Bring back the play areas.

    They still have them where I live lawl
    -- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 19:21, 18 July 2021 (UTC)

    My Local McDonalds Is Actually Adding A New PlayPlace
    -- I Forgor My Name 💀 (talk) 16:12, 29 December 2021 (UTC)

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