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    How to make Scary Logos Not Scary

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    VID

    • Instead of the ball zooming in, the ball falls into the hands of a guy with the mask.
    • The background turns light blue instead of black.
    • The mask has a friendlier look and is animated.
      • He also looks at an angle at the viewer and winks at us, as well as throw the ball upward
    • The text bounces up before shining.
    • The music is a cheery tune instead of a dramatic fanfare.

    Viacom V of Doom

    • The V enters by sliding up to the center of the screen instead of zooming in.
      • A cartoony "whoosh" is heard.
      • The music is an ascending xylophone sound instead of a 5 note fanfare.

    Screen Gems S from Hell

    • The background is white or light blue.
    • The music is even more cheerful.

    • Remove Splaat.
      • Or better, make him look more friendlier by hiring an artist to draw his eyes and mouth.
      • Also, have a speech bubble appear above him with the logo appearing in it.
    • The background is light purple.

    THX

    • Replace the deep note with an ascending synth tune, and make it quieter as well.
    • Tex always appears with the logo.

    National Arts

    • Remove the lightning.
    • Make the logo taken during the day (or a clear night, under the stars and moon)
    • Replace the creepy singing with a calm sitar tune.
      • The start of the logo shows some grass, and pans up to the logo as the music plays.
    • Replace the fire with some fog.

    Ear Booker Productions

    • The logo is still.
    • The music is less scarier.

    Oz Film Company

    • Ozma actually walks in the screen or pops up into the screen, with her body showing, not just her head.
      • Instead of looking around and creepily staring at the viewer, she holds up a sign showing "Oz Film Company presents..." with her face looking at the viewer at an angle.
    • No silent variant.

    Boje Buck

    • Remove the snake.
    • The rabbit's expression looks friendlier and more cartoonish.
      • He is also animated. He blinks his eyes and moves them around, turns his head, twitches his nose, and his ears twitch as well.
    • The background is at a sunny meadow.
    • The logo opens at the open meadow instead of at the rabbit's face. The rabbit then walks towards the screen.

    Ismail Productions

    • The logo is taken at a city during a sunny day, in front of a horse statue.
      • The logo starts by showing the sky, then pans down to the horse statue before zooming out.
    • There is no thunder or rapid pacing.
    • The music is a calm sitar tune.

    Fabrica

    • Instead of just showing eyes, the logo shows the whole person or cat.
      • The eyes move around instead of stare directly at the viewer.
      • The head also moves.
      • Also, if it's a human, he or she smiles, but not like the original Oz Film company.
    • The background is light with the human or cat in front of it
    • That would make a pretty boring logo but at least it's not scary, right?

    A Rainbow Release

    • The man holding the rainbow and the box looks happier and friendlier.
      • Instead of the logo immediately showing his face, it fades in to a box, and then the man picking it up to put the rainbow inside.
      • Also, make him animated. (wait i don't think that's necessary)
      • The logo does not freeze at his face. Instead, "A Rainbow Release" fades in at the bottom of the screen."

    DiC Kid in Bed

    • The kid and his dog is looking out the window at an angle.
      • They is also animated and blink their eyes.
    • The logo does not zoom in, it keeps the kid in the logo as the shooting star forms the logo.
      • It starts with the kid opening his window and looking outside with his dog, then watching the star form.
    • Remove the "deek" sound said by a child.
      • Replace it with a adult female announcer saying "This is DiC, the best for entertainment" or something (Think of the Golden Book Video Shooting Star logo at the start of tapes)
    • The music is replaced by a calm guitar tune.

    Horror Factory

    • The creature is less scarier.
    • Remove the dramatic tune before the jumpscare.
    • Remove the jumpscare.
    • Remove the disturbing image of the bloody mouth from the logo.
      • Also, remove the scream sound effect.
    • What am I doing? This is supposed to be a logo for horror films lmao

    Zespół Filmowy X

    • The logo is set in a green meadow (but keep the sunset sky)
    • There is calm guitar music playing instead of birds cawing.
    • Remove the X.
      • Instead, the birds fly up to an apple tree and perch on there.
      • Wait, actually let's keep the X, but have the birds form it using sticks. Also, they don't attack the screen.

    Asymmetrical Productions

    • Remove the lightning, flashing sounds, mouth, and the creepy "asymmetrical" voice..
    • The logo doesn't zoom in.
    • It just shows the "ASYM METR ICAL" logo, all still.

    Hikon Film Video Distribution

    • There is no eye.
    • The music is replaced with a calm lullaby.
    • It's just the words "A HIKON FILM" appearing in the center of a screen, in the center of the cloudy sky.
    • No unison variant.

    Slaughterhouse Entertainment

    • The logo has balloons and sunshine
    • The logo spins slows and never zooms
    • No screaming
    • Remove the skeleton and replace it with something else
    • The logo is tinted as light blue
    • The music is a cheerful pop tune
    • It is renamed to "Funhouse Entertainment."

    Team Happy Rainbow Panda Bears

    • The panda's not dead.

    Gorgon Video

    • The gorgon is less scary
    • Make it have anime eyes
    • It is animated and tinted in yellow
    • Replace the fire with a polka dot background
    • Change the dark tone into a light one

    Prabhat Film Company

    Qubo Shutdown (Creepypasta version)

    • The background is light blue instead of smoky red.
    • The characters didn't get killed off.
    • Remove all the gunshots.
    • The logo is made by Qubo itself instead of being fanmade.
    • The music isn't stolen from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
    • The phone number isn't "Never Gonna Give You Up."
    • Remove the "Thanks for Nothing" line.

    Sinister Cinema

    Comments

    Isn't the Qubo shutdown a logo.
    -- Fiona Rocks (talk) 22:15, 20 May 2022 (UTC)

    just add it we don't need anymore how to make x things y pages
    -- Raichu's Endless Nights (talk) 06:35, 21 May 2022 (UTC)

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