Hey everyone! Guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks, but fuck you. I am keeping your stocks! That's right, you ugly little girl! I HATE YOU, and your stupid nose! I'm taking everything from you, give me your phone! I'm taking over Victoria's Secret, I'm taking over Best Buy, the news is mine, and everyone else can leave! You see that planet!? I'M TAKING IT TOO! It looks like a fucking walnut! BLAM! and it busted a nut! Then and there! Hahahahahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Now...DIE! (mouth sputtering noises) Fuck you, moon, you never had the cheese I wanted! (beat) I hope you're ready to die, it's gonna be like Evangelion, get the fuck out.