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    Lies are things that aren't true, but are presented as such. However, some lies are just pre-truths (I will literally give $10 to whoever gets that reference).

    People may lie for multiple reasons, such as to save face or just because they want to.

    Examples of lies[edit | edit source]

    • The classic "my dog ate my homework!" go-ahead
    • Santa isn't real
    • The tooth fairy isn't real
    • The Easter bunny isn't real
    • The Queen of England is a hologram
    • Aliens aren't real (or are they...?)
    • The Simpsons is still funny or at the very least entertaining
    • Victorious is a good sitcom
    • Tomatoes are delicious
    • Cyanide is edible
    • The Earth is(n't) flat
    • The Sun is a planet
    • The Moon isn't made of cheese
    • 2020 was a good year
    • Johnny Johnny isn't eating sugar
    • Ray William Johnson isn't doing your mom
    • Some of the examples in this list are just opinions
    • Meap is evil (one of the biggest lies, and something said amongst these people)
    • Iron is a gas
    • The piano is an illegal weapon
    • TikTok isn’t banned in India
    • There isn’t a hole in the wall where the men can see it all and the women don't care cuz they're dancing in their underwear and their bras
    • Disney's Fastplay is fast as fuck boiiiiii
    • I didn't do your mom
    • Yo mama isn't so stupid she didn't go to the dentist and ask for a Bluetooth
    • I don't like ya cut G
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