MOCHLUM'S MOCHAZ IS A COFFEE SHOP! IT IZ OWNED BY MOCHLUM! It is at Random City.
Coffees
- Mochlumochas
- Coffee
- Capichinos
- Creamy Coffee
- Expresso
- Tea
- Smoothies
- Apple Tea
- Caik!
Prices
- $2 per anything (except de caik, which is $5)
- Coffee Cards are $10 for a $10 card and $20 for a $20 card and so on.
Employees
- Manager = Mochlum
- Agent = Kh2cool
- Co-Manager = ACF01
- Coffee Maker = Alternate Phineas(non-summer), Faves3000 (summer)
- Waitress/Waiter = Faves3000, Kitty (summer)
- Money Manager = Tornadospeed
Stuffs
- On special ocasions it haz CHEEZBURGERZ!
- The Hours are 9:00 am - 5:00 am. In the hours 9:00 am - 11:30 am (when Mochlum iz working at Kh Kaffe), ACF is manager for me.
- EMPLOYEE MEETING BELOW!!!!
Employee Meeting
- Mochlum: OMG SOMETHING BAD IZ HAPPENING! OUR SALES ARE PLUMMITING! WHAT SHOULD WE DOO?
- AwesomeCartoonFan01: I SAY WE GET MORE COFFEE. Any other ideas?
- Mochlum: AWCF is right! We need more coffee! I mean seriously, we only have like three packs of coff33. AWCF, go run and get us some more coffee from the store please.
- AwesomeCartoonFan01: Yes SIR! (goes and gets more coffee) Here it it!
- Mochlum: Thanks recruit! Here's your salary! (gives you $100) Happy Payday!
- AwesomeCartoonFan01: THANKS, BOSS! :)
- Mochlum: Wow our sales are bursting up! That means your salary is improved to $200! And also it may attract more employees.
- AwesomeCartonFan01: =D
- Mochlum: New employees yay! Heres ur money! (gives $200)
- Tornadospeed: Woohoo! (Manpoint loss) Aww. Thanks :D
- Faves3000: YESH!(spends it all on nothing)I HAVE THE BEST CRAP EVAR!!!!!!!
- AwesomeCartoonFan01: Uh oh....Justin....Bie..Bieber is here..... WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?!
- Mochlum: I knew this day would come. HURRY GET THE GUNS FROM THE WEAPON CLOSET! I CALL THE RAPID-FIRE-GUN!
Everyone attacked Justin Bieber when he came in the place
- JB: Why are you doing this to me?
- AwesomeCartoonFan01: (Pulls rope that came out of nowhere, sings the anvil song, and smashes JB with an anvil.) And NEVER come here AGAIN! Now, lets GET HIM AGAIN!
Guests
- Fredthefish (FIRST GUEST! WOOT!)
- WhatIAm
- Derpy Hooves
- Jondanger23
Locations
- 1010 Insane Turd Road
- The Random Mall
- Random Towers
- Random Farmer's Market
Picture
The Outside
Repceit
Special thanks to...
Faves3000 for the idea!