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    While looking at really old stuff I made, I found this really old page from a really old wiki I made when I was in the fifth grade. Here it is in all of its unedited glory:


    Me: guess what adrien

    Adrien: what

    Me: last night i dreamt of some bagels then you were peppa pig

    Adrien: *rolls in a veggie garden*

    PANTS

    LETTUCE

    UNICORNS

    SN00P D0G

    LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAA

    OMG I WENT BACK TO 1970 AND JOHN WAYNE GACY KILLED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    DON'T USE TIME MACHINES YOU BASTARD

    ADRIENETTE RUINED MY LIFE IM ADRIENETTE TRASH

    . *I GO TO THE CAMPFIRE*

    Marinette: so do you fools wanna hear a story

    Everyone: nyeaassssh

    Marinette: once upon a time, someone ate my nachos. the end

    Me: BEST STORY EVER! *jumps in the fire and crouches down*

    Me: I'M ON FIIIREEEE LOOK AT ME! FORGET THE WATER! CRANK UP DA HEAT!

    Marinette: *turns into ladybug* YA CRANK IT OR SHHHHHH, YA CRANK IT OR SHHHHH

    Me: *dies then comes back to life*

    Me: *does the nae nae*

    Marinette kicks some guy

    Some guy: OW

    Marinette/Ladybug: MLG MLG SO MLG PEPPA PIGGGYYYYYYYYYYY

    . *the roach comes out of nowhere*

    Roach: hi watch me turn into a cockroach *eats ocean*

    Me: ayayayayayayaya! jebjebjebeeeeeb

    Yandere: where the fuck is wikiadude

    Wikiadude: *rolls in* i exist and yandere will kill me

    Adrien: *kills yandere*

    . *kevin and shope appear*

    Roach: omg hiiiiiii

    Kevin: lolololol *dyes hair potato*

    Shope: mY EYES

    Me: SHOPEBAE EEEEEH *hug*

    Shope: wtf its you ayayayayayayayy!!! *hugs*

    Kevin: my hAIR IS NOW POTATO

    Shope: ew

    Kevin: fite me lets go to beach city

    Shope k kk k k k k k kk k k 

    . *fitefitefite shope win*

    Shope: lolol i win now go hook up with jessie

    Kevin: ew wtf no

    Shope: do it

    Kevin: ello u dumb lil shit

    Jessie: HURRDURR DREAMS COME TRUE *hug intense*

    Kevin: really hoe *kick and sings the song on the right*

    Jessie: im scarred forever shjsss

    .*pointless family guy filler of peter saying "OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES" for 30 minutes*

    .*a wild tyler appears!*

    Tyler: l0l roach fite me

    Roach: im teddy roachmod

    Tyler: ik

    Roach: im legally changing my name to daddy

    Jessie: kevin pls be my sugar noob

    Kevin: noooooo

    Shope *kills algebra*

    Adrien: daddy

    Adrien's dad: wot son

    Adrien: daddy chairs exist

    Adrien's dad: thats nice now get the hell outta mah face

    Adrien: but mum's ded

    Adrien's dad: i fite dat bad inflooenze neenoh

    boom boom pow pow its in my head i feel like[edit | edit source]

    saucesaucesaucesaucesauce

    meme team

    Comments[edit | edit source]

    >Lettuce

    >Snoop Dogg

    Oh yeah. It's all coming together.


    -- Scary Wallpaper (Tornadospeed) (talk) 02:53, 29 June 2021 (UTC)

    Smoke lettuce everyday
    -- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 15:49, 29 June 2021 (UTC)

    this is the second-most profound piece of literature ever
    -- Bruh Funny (talk) 00:22, 14 February 2022 (UTC)

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