Pooh Goes Poop ~9,124,817,348,701: The Goddamn End of this F***king Series

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Pooh Goes Poop ~9,124,817,348,701: The Goddamn End of this F***king Series is the final movie in the Pooh Goes Poop franchise, created as a huge slap-in-the-face to those who thought continuing it was a good idea. 

Plot

It stars Pooh on his toilet, pooping himself to death after getting constipated for too long. There is also some unimportant scarecrow which only that f***king Mimtchi user and practically no one else cares about, as well as a billion other characters from non-Pooh franchises which shouldn't be involved, but are for some dumb reason. Pooh's death was not mourned and everyone moved on with their goddamn lives. In the end, Shrek destroys the toilet relic and ends up wiping Pooh goes poop, and anyone associated to it, from existence.

Characters

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  Pooh - A constipated bear who poops himself to death

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  Stinky - Pooh's father, who've began working out.

• Scarecrow - An unimportant character who also dies somehow.

  Scarecrow - An unimportant character who also dies somehow.

• Plumber - An engineer who became a plumber waiting for the toilet mess to happen, he dies of starvation.

  Plumber - An engineer who became a plumber waiting for the toilet mess to happen, he dies of starvation.

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  Waluigi - He shoves his waluweewee up Pooh's throat

• Gaben - Sits on Pooh 3 times in the movie

  Gaben - Sits on Pooh 3 times in the movie

• Mumfie - An elephant with a bad name who gets locked up in jail for defending Pooh's actions

  Mumfie - An elephant with a bad name who gets locked up in jail for defending Pooh's actions

• Iggy Koopa - Waves his dong over Pooh's face, then joins Waluigi at shoving it down Pooh's throat

  Iggy Koopa - Waves his dong over Pooh's face, then joins Waluigi at shoving it down Pooh's throat

• Poorly Drawn MS Paint Ice Cream Truck - Gives Pooh Ice Cream, which turns him constipated.

  Poorly Drawn MS Paint Ice Cream Truck - Gives Pooh Ice Cream, which turns him constipated.

• Cream - Walks in to see Waluigi and Iggy with their dongs shoved in Pooh's face, then walks out

  Cream - Walks in to see Waluigi and Iggy with their dongs shoved in Pooh's face, then walks out

• FDakota and Sam - I dunno, some picture thing with two names that's apparently sentient.

  FDakota and Sam - I dunno, some picture thing with two names that's apparently sentient.

• Groose - Pooh's boyfriend who cheats on him with Stinky and Waluigi

  Groose - Pooh's boyfriend who cheats on him with Stinky and Waluigi

• Shrek - Makes it all ogre by the end of the movie.

  Shrek - Makes it all ogre by the end of the movie.

Seriously guys though

• this series has gotten seriously old, especially when non-pooh characters got involved, and around #12, it was too dead, but you somehow took it to hell and back, but no more Pooh Goes Poop after this. Kapeesh? Kapeesh.
  • Seriously though please do not make ANY more Pooh Goes Poop sequels.