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    Random City is the best city ever! It is big.

    It is nxt to AWSONESS CITY, WHICH IS ALSO BIG!!!

    Random City is naturally the capital of the Random Region.

    Places[edit | edit source]

    Resturants[edit | edit source]

    Stores[edit | edit source]

    Services and St00f[edit | edit source]

    Companies[edit | edit source]

    Music[edit | edit source]

    Random City has a diverse and random local music scene. Bands from all over the Random Region and the world play in concerts held at the city's various venues and public parks.

    Artists from Random City include:

    • Monty Morgellons and the Pop Culture References (various)
    • The Brilliant Juicy Peanut Butter Band (jam band, jamgrass)
    • Twenty Sheet Maximum (emo rock, slowcore)
    • Beta Cameloparadalis (post-hardcore)
    • Swiss Jelly Payroll (wonky, synthpop)
    • The Beatles 2: The Beatening (beatcore)
    • Blueberry Octopi (ska pop)
    • Grayscale Flamingos (death salsa)

    Sports[edit | edit source]

    Random City has many stadiums and fields for a wide variety of sports. Big games are often played at the Random City Dome, DiaGoll Stadium, and the Random City Convention Center. The area covered by these three venues is sometimes called the Sports Triangle.

    Sports teams based in Random City include:

    • The Platypuses (various)
    • The Trusty Rhombuses (association football)
    • The Outlaws (baseball)
    • The Lamborghinis (basketball and ballsketbas and bathroomball and TENNIS)
    • The Hairy Doofenshmirtzes (pickleball)
    • The Baseball Players (volleyball)
    • The Ramshackled Shoelaces (swimming)
    • The Certified Public Accountants (mud wrestling)
    • The Tyrants (soccer)
    • The Splashes (soccer)

    Government[edit | edit source]

    Random City has a mayor-council government. The mayor of Random City has been Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik since 10 January 2015. Elections are randomly held whenever the citizens feel like electing someone, and there are no term limits.

    Citizens[edit | edit source]

    Users[edit | edit source]

    • Agent P rocks2272
    • Alternate Phineas
    • Bazinga 9000
    • CCs and Cream
    • CompliensCreator00
    • Pokeballuser890
    • Fredthefish
    • Squirrel719
    • J.Severe
    • Kh2cool
    • WageGannon6
    • MegaToon1234
    • Livin' in a fun house
    • Logankart2000
    • Luigirules33
    • Mochlum
    • Numbuh400
    • Omernoy121
    • P&F57212
    • Redsox1099
    • SonicAndKnuckles
    • Thatanimeguy
    • Scary Wallpaper / Tornadospeed
    • Ultimatehero
    • NermalTheBunny
    • AwesomeCartoonFan01
    • Jasimorty
    • Rawrlego
    • JBWikia9000
    • AStranger195
    • Ghosto
    • Lulwutzangrybirdsandbadpiggies
    • Madi Shinx
    • HPfan2019
    • Moon Snail
    • Choerryism
    • Ivy Fox
    • PizzaPizzaYumYum
    • Chatot04
    • NoobsRulesPls1
    • Travjt
    • CreativePenguin50
    • TheYouInYouTube
    • InternetProblem
    • JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
    • Tall Autism (formerly)

    Characters[edit | edit source]

    • The Powerpuff Girls
    • the Animaniacs (all of them)
    • SpongeBob and all of his friends (even Plankton)
    • Meap
    • Mitch the Mustche
    • Major Monogram
    • Monty Monogram
    • Dat Stalker
    • Screwball
    • ADD UR FAVORITE FAKE CHARACTERS!
    • Mario
    • Luigi
    • Yoshi
    • Sonic
    • Kirby
    • Phineas
    • Ferb
    • Mega Man
    • Dr. Light
    • Roll
    • Protoman
    • Catdog
    • Demencia's wife
    • Elizabeth afton
    • Pinkie pie
    • Fluttershy
    • Apple Jack
    • Starfire
    • The AuSome Six
    • Carl Wheezer (deceased)
    • George Piggy
    • Zizzy
    • Pony
    • Crash Bandicoot
    • Coco Bandicoot
    • Aku Aku
    • Uka Uka
    • Dr. Neo Cortex
    • Dr. Nitrus Brio
    • Dr. N. Gin
    • Dr. Nefarious Trophy
    • Tiny Tiger
    • Ripper Roo
    • Dingodile
    • Iron Checkpoint Crate
    • Pinstripe Potoroo
    • Ghost Wario (Wario A. Pparition)
    • Unknown Fugitive
    • The Rubbadubbers
    • Hugo
    • Maxx and Tora
    • Tens of thousands of other random people

    Citizenship Infos[edit | edit source]

    Kh2cool[edit | edit source]

    • Job = Mochlum's agent,Famous actor,tv show writer,
    • Salary = $3000 per week
    • Home = Giant Mansion
    • Wife = I'm gonna have to think about that one
    • Kids = Micheal,Noah,Murphy
    • Schedule
    1. 7:00 AM:Wake UP
    2. 7:06 AM:Get ready
    3. 7:30 Eat Breakfast
    4. 8:00 Am:Drive to work
    5. Go To Work
    6. Go to work
    7. go 2 work
    8. go to work
    9. 7:30 Pm:Come home then stay up all night.
    10. 12:59 AM: Go to bed.
    11. Do that for 40 years then die.

    Mochlum[edit | edit source]

    • Job = Manager of Mochlum's Mochas, waiter of Kh Kaffe, cashier of Teh Meme Store (summer job), food idea creator of James' Wrightsturaunt (when it needs ideas so not that often).
    • Salary = $300 for Mochlum's Mochas per week and $50 for Kh Kaffe per week.
    • Home = A Suburban Home
    • Wife = Pinkie Pie
    • Kids = Jeremy and Lily
    • Schedule:
      1. 7:00 - 8:00 am = Waking Up, Getting Ready, Breakfest, blah blah blah...
      2. 8:00 - 11:00 am = Kh Kaffe Waiter Shift
      3. 11:00 - 11:30 pm = Lunch
      4. 11:30 - 6:00 = Mochlum's Mochas Managing Shift
      5. 7:00 - 10:00 = Family Time

    AwesomeCartoonFan01[edit | edit source]

    • Jobs = Co-Manager of Mochlum's Mochas, manager of The Random Mall, Owner/Manger of The Random House of Random-ness, a summer job which I can't name at this time, and the fry cook at Kh Kaffe
    • Salary = OVAR 9000 (lol so orginal)
    • Home = AN AWESOME HOUSE THAT IS BETTER THAN YOURS!
    • Fact: help me
    • I go to work/whatever BY FLYING (or taking a portal)
    • Schedule:

    Go to work Go to work Go to work Uhhhhhhh, sleep? Yeah.

    Scary Wallpaper[edit | edit source]

    • Jobs: Money Manager of Mochlum's Mochas, Owner of Tornadospeed Bakery, and Co-Manager of The Random Mall
    • Salary: Yes
    • Wife: babe please come back I was the almost perfect husband ever for you and you even said that to me one time at the Olive Garden
    • Home: your best friend's house
    • Schedule: I wake up and the first thing I see is the Toontown poster above my bed. Walk over to my computer, flick it on and bam, Toontown desktop background. Same pic as the one on the poster. Then after I click "Remind Me Later" on three different popups I'm good to go for some Toontown.

    CCs and Cream[edit | edit source]

    • Jobs = Manager of Hyrule Market
    • Salary = $∞ a yoktosecond
    • Home = Gigantic Complex Luxurious Suburban Household
    • Wife = Fi
    • Kids = A Goron, a Mogma, and a Kikwi (Don't ask...)
    • Schedule:
      1. 7:00 am wakin' up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gonna have my bowl, gotta have cereal. Seeing everything that time is goin'. Tickin' on and off, everybody's rushin'. Gotta get down to the bus stop. Gotta catch my bus. I see my friends! Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?
      2. 7:45 we're driving on the highway, cruisin' so fast, want time to fly. Fun, fun. Think about fun. You know what it is. I got this, you got this. My friend is by my right, eh? I got this, you got this. Now you know it. Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?
    • Fact: All toasters toast toast!
    • Favorite place: A place that you'll never know. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    • Another fact: That boy stalks me. 0_o
    • One more fact: Laughter is the best medicine so... *pushes someone to the floor* BWAHAHA!!!- You fell down.
    • One more other fact: Ehh...

    S&K[edit | edit source]

    • Jobs = Founder of Random Library
    • Salary = $1090923109324092340983854895489548954895898756879568795678789856585674
    • Home = Dunno its in Pallet Town instead of Random City
    • Wife = May
    • Kids = Ash,Jeremie,Jake,Luke,Tucker,Candice,Lucas,A pikachu,A charmander,A bulbasaur and a Squirtle
    • Schedule:
    1. 9:02- Work at Random Library
    2. 12:30- Play Pokemon White Version
    3. 2:00- Play Pokemon Platinum Version
    4. 3:30- Play Pokemon Gold Version
    5. 4:25- Play Pokemon Blue Version
    6. 4:59- Play more video games
    7. 5:10- Go to bed

    CC00[edit | edit source]

    • Jobs - Waitress and owner of Jasmine' Wrightsturaunt
    • Salary - $OVAH 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Home - Accumula Town Danville Chicken ****************Soup Avenue
    • Wife - Dunno..................... yet...................... DU DU DU!
    • Kids - Albert Wright, and Er uh.......................... Iym Wright? And Crazy Dave.

    WrightEveryTime[edit | edit source]

    Job: Store manager at the The Random Mall, Author, Founder of Wright's Right

    Salary: 1,000,000 dollars a year

    Home: 2nd class Mansion

    Wife: N/A

    Kids: Chris (adopted)

    Schedule:

    1. 6:45 AM-Wake up

    2. 6:48 AM-Breakfast

    3. 7:00-Get dressed

    4. 7:05- Play Call of Duty

    5. 7:30-Go to work

    5. 4:00 PM: Get home

    6. 4:30- Watch TV

    7. 5:00-Work on computer

    8. 5:15- Work on stories

    9. 5:30- Dinner

    10. 5:45- TV

    11. 6:00 Shower/Tub

    12. 6:30 Call of Duty

    13. 7:15- Read

    14. 7:45- Stories

    15. 8:15- Get in bed

    16. 8:16: Read/iPod/Stories (VARIES)

    17. 8:30: Go to sleep

    Logankart2000[edit | edit source]

    Job: Owner of The Logankart2000 Channel and Teh Logan Store, Cashier

    Salary: $20 a half-hour :3

    Home: 3 Story House (I hate fancy fancy stuff like Mansions :P) with indoor pool.

    Wife: N/A

    Kids: Webster, Nancy

    Thatanimeguy[edit | edit source]

    Schedule[edit | edit source]

    • 7:15 AM Wake Up
    • 8:40 AM- 2:17 PM Go to Work
    • 2:58 PM- 4:00 PM Hang out with friends
    • 4:15 PM- 5:15 PM Work Out
    • 5:30 PM- 10:59 PM Hang around the house
    • 11:00 PM Go to Sleep

    Color colded scedule (now in black and white)[edit | edit source]

    1. 6:00 AM Do stuff for James' Wrightsturaunt
    2. 10:00 APM Go to P&F's glasses store to work
    3. PIKKA I've duisguised the time as a pikachu.
    4. 2:00 PM Eat at My Resturaunt
    5. I'll add more.

    Livin' in a fun house's turn[edit | edit source]

    Job: none<br />{C salary: $99999999999999999999999999999999 a zeptosecond<br />{C house: the tower from the doof side of the moon<br />{C wife: none<br />{C kids: none<br />{C schedule:

    1. whatever-whatever wake up
    2. whatever-whatever breakfast
    3. whatever-whatever work
    4. whatever-whatever lunch
    5. whatever-whatever go home
    6. whatever-whatever dinner
    7. whatever-whatever get ready
    8. whatever-whatever go to bed

    Redsox1099's Life[edit | edit source]

    Job: Cashier at Teh Meme Shop (except summer). Waiter and Mascot at the Kh Kaffe.

    Salary: INFINATE!!!!! :D

    House: <s>Oscar's Trashcan</s> Doofenshmirtz's Old House in the Suburbs!

    Wife: SINGLE AND LOVIN' IT!!!! :D

    Kids: None. Why? Read above.

    Schedule:

    • 6:30 AM:Wake up the morning feeling like P Diddy.
    • 8:30:Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, gonna hit the city!
    • 8:31:Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Coke, cuz when I leave for the night, I ain't comming back!
    • 8:50:WORK.
    • 12:00 PM: Eat!
    • 12:30:STILL WORK.
    • 3:00:Go home, and play video games!
    • 6:00:Eat again!
    • 7:00:Don't stop! Make it pop! DJ, blow my speakers up, tonight, I'mma fight 'till we see the sunlight! Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no, oh oh uh oh! Oh, oh uh oh!

    NermalTheBunny[edit | edit source]

    • Job: Kid
    • Salary: Many
    • Home: My House
    • Wife: N/A
    • Kids: Me!

    Schedule[edit | edit source]

    1. 7:00: Wake up
    2. 7:30: Have breakfast
    3. 8:00: Play
    4. 8:30: Go to school
    5. 2:25: School is over and I go home
    6. 3:00: Go on computer
    7. 5:30: Dinner
    8. 6:00: Go on computer more
    9. 9:00: Go to bed

    Agent P rocks2272[edit | edit source]

    • Job: Baseball player; part time job at Random-ness library
    • Salary: 1,000,000 dollars. :P BEAT TAT SUCKA!
    • Home: A nice, roomy, humble apartment.
    • Significant Other: N/A
    • Kids: NUNE I HAZ NUNE
    • Fact: SMELLY POTATOES
    • Fact too: Hyrule Fryed Chicken!
    • Fact tres:Belly Dancing.

    Schedule[edit | edit source]

    6:00 Get up and check e-mail and things

    6:30 Take shower

    7:00 Get dressed

    8:00 Eat breakfast

    9:00 Go to work

    2:00 Come home

    2:30 Sleep

    3:00 Go on random-ness wiki and P+F wiki and fanon

    5:00 Go on MapleStory

    6:00 Dinner

    6:30 Go on wiki even MOAR

    7:30 Go on MapleStory MOAR

    8:00 Read

    9:00 Play board games

    9:30 Go on wiki MOAR

    <strike>9:45 Go make chiken</strike>

    10:00 Go to bed

    JBWikia9000's Life[edit | edit source]

     Job: Cashier at The Random Shop Of Random (except summer).  Mascot at the Random City Dome.

    Salary: INFINATE!!!!! :D

    House: <s>Oscar's Trashcan</s> A Rainbow House. (lolz) =D

    Wife: I HAVE ONE AND LOVIN' IT!!!! :D

    Kids: None. Why? Read above.

    Schedule:

    • 6:30 AM:Wake up the morning feeling like P Diddy.
    • 8:30:Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, gonna hit the city! Wait... I don't have any.
    • 8:31:Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Coke, cuz when I leave for the night, I ain't comming back!
    • 8:50:WORK.
    • 12:00 PM: Eat!
    • 12:30:STILL WORK.
    • 3:00:Go home, and play video games!
    • 6:00:Eat again!
    • 7:00:Don't stop! Make it pop! DJ, blow my speakers up, tonight, I'mma fight 'till we see the sunlight! Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no, oh oh uh oh! Oh, oh uh oh!

    Ghosto[edit | edit source]

    • Job:Ghostos Video Game Merchandise Store
    • Kids:Nobody
    • Wife:Nobody
    • Schedule
      • 7:00:Wake Up
      • 7:30: Do Stuff
      • 8:30:Go to Work
      • 2:00: Go home
      • 2:30:Play Minecraft
      • 3:00: Make games on Sploder
      • 3:30:Go on Randomness Wiki
      • 5:30: Eat Dinner
      • 7:00:Play Video Games
      • 11:00:Go to bed
    • Salary:$999999999999999999999999999999999 a millesecond
    • Home:Mansion because i am so rich
    • Home rooms:
      • 5 bathrooms
      • 1 kitchen
      • 8 floors
      • 1 basement
      • 9 bedrooms
      • 1 indoor waterpark
      • 1 outdoor waterpark
      • 9 secret rooms
      • 20 hallways
      • 1 room full of everything I like
      • 1 living room
    • Pets:
      • 2 cats
      • 4 yoshis
      • a dog
      • 7 birds
      • a aquarium full of fish
      • 2 snakes
      • 3 turtles
      • 2 lizards

    AStranger195[edit | edit source]

    • Job: video game developer, CEO of MasGaling Studios
    • Income: ₱100,000,000,000+ monthly
    • Home: giant mansion
    • Wife: none
    • Kids: none
    • Schedule
      • 4:00 AM: Wake up
      • 4:01 AM: Take a shower
      • 4:10 AM: Eat breakfast
      • 4:40 AM: Play video games
      • 6:00 AM: Drive to work
      • 7:00 AM: Work
      • 6:00 PM: Drive home
      • 7:00 PM: Play video games
      • 10:00 PM: Sleep.

    Squirrel719[edit | edit source]

    • Main Job - Polandball Store Owner (11:00-6:00) Mondays, Wednesdays and Sundays (Thursdays September to April)
    • Part Time Job - Random Aquatics (10:00-3:00) Fridays and Saturdays (April to September)
    • Income - April to September - ₱80,000
    • Income - September to April - ₱75,000

    Choerryism[edit | edit source]

    • Job: Guy who sends people to Brazil
    • Salary: ♪♫L-O-D-S of E-M-O-N-E, what's that spell? LOADSOFMONEY!!!♫♪
    • Home: Your walls
    • Lord and Savior: Onion Helsing
    • Husband Wife Significant Other: GAMING AND VLOGS> FUNNY GAMING MOMENTS ANDFORTNITE MEMES
    • Children: The Casafact template
    • Pets: two wild and crazy guys

    Schedule[edit | edit source]

    Okay so basically it's like this

    • 5:00 AM: Wake up
    • 5:01 AM - 4:59 AM: Stream WA DA DA
    • 4:59 AM: Sleep

    Timebomb192potato[edit | edit source]

    They got evicted lol

    Moon Snail[edit | edit source]

    • Job: Freeloader
    • Salary: None
    • Home: The local dumpster
    • Husband: Lol, nobody's that desperate
    • Children: <del>There's this cockroach nearby. He's a pretty nice creature, so I'll consider him my son.</del> UPDATE: The cockroach just left months ago and now refuses to associate with me.
    • Pets: None. He used to have a bird called Sluggy, but he left because not even he could put up with his bs.

    Schedule[edit | edit source]

    • 8:00 AM: Wake up
    • 8:30 AM to 1:00 PM: Be gay
    • 1:00 PM to 7:00 PM: Do crimes
    • 7:00 PM to 1:00 AM: Play Puyo Puyo
    • 1:00 AM to 8:00 AM: Slepp

    Notes[edit | edit source]

    • The worst person in the city and nobody likes him.
    • Vows to kill Finn if he ever passes by the dumpster.
    • Likes noodles
    • He's permanently banned from every service in the city permanently. And I mean every single one. They even have security guards dedicated to keeping him from sneaking in.

    ZeedMillenniummon89[edit | edit source]

    • Job: Freeloader
    • Salary: None
    • Home: The apartment
    • Wife: None
    • Children: None

    Schedule[edit | edit source]

    • 7:00 AM: Wake up
    • 7:01 AM: Waste my life shitposting on RNW, Google+, Reddit, YouTube, and Discord
    • 11:00 PM: Sleep

    Ivy Fox[edit | edit source]

    • Job: Voice actress
    • Salary: $100 a day
    • Home: The apartment
    • Husband: Manic the Hedgehog
    • Children: Matilda, Reuben, Laura, Oliver, Elanor and Garrett

    Schedule[edit | edit source]

    • 6:00 am: Wake up
    • 7:00 am: Get the kids ready for school
    • 8:00 am: Get to work
    • 4:00 pm: Get back from work
    • 6:00 pm: Make dinner
    • 7:00 pm: Put the kids to bed
    • 8:00 pm: Watch anime or play video games
    • 10:00 pm: Go to bed

    HPfan2019[edit | edit source]

    • Job: Astronaut
    • Salary: $23,000,000 A Year
    • Home: Polandball Base
    • Children: Polandball, Lebanonball, USAball, Russiaball, Germanyball, Serbiaball, Brazilball

    Schedule[edit | edit source]

    • 8:00 AM - Wake Up
    • 10:00 AM - Moon
    • 1:00 PM - Mars
    • 5:00 PM - Phobos
    • 7:00 PM - Deimos
    • 9:00 PM - Earth
    • 11:00 PM - Sleep

    Travjt[edit | edit source]

    • Job: Profile picture gatherer
    • Salary: $1000 a day
    • Home: Underground base
    • Children: George Piggy (adopted)

    InternetProblem[edit | edit source]

    • Job: Video game developer, TV host
    • Salary: $69 a hour
    • Home: A lovely house with 2 floors
    • Wife: N/A
    • Kids: You will never see me with kids
    • Pets: 1 Cat

    Schedule[edit | edit source]

    • 7:10AM: Wake Up
    • 7:20AM: Play Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Have breakfast
    • 8:00AM: Go on Random-ness Wiki & Discord
    • 9:00AM: Go to Work
    • 11:30AM: Wish I was on Discord
    • 1:00PM: Go back home for lunch
    • 1:45PM: Go back to work
    • 5:00PM: Go home
    • 6:30PM: Play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
    • 7:00PM: Have dinner
    • 7:20PM: Play Pokemon
    • 9:00PM: Go back to playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons
    • 10:10PM: Play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
    • 11:35PM: Go back on Discord
    • 12:05AM: Sleep

    Gummy Cow![edit | edit source]

    TBA

    TheYouInYouTube[edit | edit source]

    • Job: Professional FANDOM editor
    • Salary: $100,000/year
    • Home: I live in a cool house
    • Kids: n/a
    • Pets: 2 Dogs

    Schedule[edit | edit source]

    • 9:00am: Wake Up
    • 9-9:30am: Eat
    • 9:30-~noon: Stare at my phone and my computer, doing a number of things, such as watching YouTube, learning to code, Duolingo, and editing FANDOM.
    • ~noon: Eat
    • ~noon-5:30pm: Same as 9:30 to noon
    • 5:30-6:00pm: Eat
    • 6:00-11:59pm: Same as noon to 5:30
    • 12:00am: Go to sleep

    HooplaTheFish[edit | edit source]

    • Job: Build-a-Bear worker, mall cop at the Random Mall, gym leader, person who screams "HOOPLA!" and gets hit by a brick, hired hitman, professional idiot
    • Salary: Yes
    • Home: A huge-ass mansion.
    • Husband/Wife: I don't have one :(
    • Kids: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    • Pets: Squidward (personal slave)

    Schedule[edit | edit source]

    • 7:00 AM: Wake Up
    • 7:01 AM: Eat breakfast
    • 7:30 AM: Go to work
    • 11:30 AM: Lunch at the food court
    • 12:00 PM: Still go to work
    • 5:00: Go home
    • 6:00: Dinner
    • 8:00: Evening exercise
    • 11:00 PM: Sleep

    Notes[edit | edit source]

    • Vows to kill the Creative Roots fruits, LiMu Emu, and Doug if they ever pass by.

    City Map[edit | edit source]

    Random City, A grand duchy in California, a state of the United States

    DONT YOU THINK ABOUT IT....[edit | edit source]

    ok

    Epic Things About It[edit | edit source]

    • It's big.
    • It's awesome.
    • It's fun

    Reason's for founding it[edit | edit source]

    FREE RANDOM-NESS. AND THE PURISUIT OF RANDOM.

    Comments[edit | edit source]

    Do you think there should be an amusement park called "Meap Land" there?
    -- TallAutism2006 (talk) 10:54, 13 July 2021 (UTC)

    Hell yeah Meap Land should exist!
    -- HooplaTheFish (talk) 16:42, 22 July 2021 (UTC)

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