Government[edit | edit source]
As a nation, the Random Region has its own government. Obviously. What would a nation be without a government?
- President: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
- Vice President: Choerryism
- Former President(s): Ace Lad
- President of Girlbossery: Choerryism
- President of Boybossery: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
- Senators: Uncle Klunk, The Fat Controller,
- Rabbi: TheworldofBingbang32
- Pasta Pope: CompliensCreator00
- Bruschetta Bishop: Scary Wallpaper
- Ecumenical Peach Patriarch of Constantinople: Choerryism
- Basically John Walsh: PizzaPizzaYumYum
- Durian Deacon: 2002 Honda Accord
- Macaroni Minister: [Add your name here]
- Maple Syrup Monk: [Add your name here]
- Nectarine Nun #1: [Add your name here]
- Nectarine Nun #2: [Add your name here]
- Banana Bishop: [Add your name here]
- Apple Archpriest: [Add your name here]
- Sour Cream Schemamonk: [Add your name here]
- Carrot Cantor: [Add your name here]
- Carbonara Cardinal: [Add your name here]
- High Priestess (Wicca): Choerryism
- Supreme Court Head: Shiny Giratina.
- Treasurers: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
- Secretary: Prickle from Gumby
- American Ambassador: Maxwell is dead
- British Ambassador: Michael Rosen
- Canadian Ambassador: Keith the Talking Moose
- Australian Ambassadors: The Snorps
- Mountain Dew Fan: Master ventus
- Drunk 15-year old: Finnp
- Drunk 17-year-old: Choerryism
- Soviet Marshal: Scary Wallpaper
- Greeny Phatom Fan Ambassador: TheChromePerson
- Only Person in the Mental Asylum Right Now: OrangeBird2013
- GoAnimate Fan Ambassador: MegaToon1234
- Girl Power Leader: Greatness The NightWing
- Transportation Commissioner: CompliensCreater00
- Ice Cream Truck License Giver: Add yourself
- Outdatod[sic] Meme Detector: Choerryism
- Lord of Sandviches: Heavy Weapons Guy
- Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces (a.k.a Plum Forces): Michael Rosen
- Minister of Entertainment: AStranger195
- Hobo Who Sleeps on the Front Lawn of the Government Building: Scary Wallpaper
- Chief Propagandist: Uncle Klunk
- Vice Chief Propagandist: Choerryism
- Head of Random Region Ratings Council: Choerryism
- Chief Banner of All Things Terrible and Bad: Choerryism (this position kinda ties in with the previous one)
- Director of Keeping It Real: Scary Wallpaper
- Joltsborrow founder: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
- Eediot Island Mayor: Stimpson J. Cat
- Government Guy Who Does Government Stuff: Scary Wallpaper
- Glitzopolis mayor: Stanley Slipstream
- Softdrift Mayor: Albert Snowcotton
- Girl Responsible for Attempting to Change the Legal Drinking Age to 69 Because She Thought it Would be Funny: Choerryism
- CEO of Getting Dangerous.... Darkwing Duck style: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
- Man Who Likes Crushing Sodapop Cans With Slats of Wood and Other Materials: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
- CEO of the Club for Sand from My Front Walkway: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
- Guys Who Make Funny References: Everyone
- Guy Who Should Put His Drink on a Coaster: Rob (The Guy With No Ears)
- Bossbot HQ Soundtrack Appreciator: Scary Wallpaper
- Tommy Wiseau: Tommy Wiseau
- Believer of Eduardo: Prickle from Gumby
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- Governor of Joltsborrow: A 2003 Toyota Corolla
- Official Gamer Representative: PSY
- Number 1 PSY Fan: Choerryism (no seriously PSY's discography is the definition of no-skip. please give PSY's other music a chance if you're reading this thanks)
- THE Epic Bacon: Scary Wallpaper
- Chief Filibusterer: Glad Hander
- Hotel: Trivago
- Only Licenced Mom Doers: Fatty Spins
- Number 1 Kep1ian: Choerryism
- President of the Random Region Chapter of the NMIXX Fan Club: Choerryism
- Kpop Propagandist: Choerryism
- Funny jaja: Choerryism
- Meme: Approved.
- Ken Jeong Hangover Trilogy Stunt Double: Choerryism clone
- Special Thanks: My left shoe
- CEO of hammering: Wallace
Laws[edit | edit source]
Citizen Requirements:[edit | edit source]
- RANDOM XD
- Disney XD
- Rawr XD
- Rawr means "I love you" in Dinosaur.
- Never say that the Official Outdatod Meme Elert is outdated. It is timeless.
- Don't question how Choerryism can simultaneously be a girl AND the Ecumenical Peach Patriarch of Constantinople. It is not your place.
- Do not question her concurrent role as the High Priestess of the Randomese Wicca community. It is not your place. She is 100% qualified.
- Don't call any of the government officials cringe. We're very cool.
- Do not jeopardize a Stimpy (or anyone for that matter).
- Do not attempt to destroy the Taco Bell bathroom.
- Don't eat at Taco Bell.
- Don't eat the yellow snow. It does not taste like lemons.
- Don't skate or jump on the ice when it's thin.
- Don't pirate any kind of movie or televi-- actually, you know what, we can't be bothered to enforce this rule anymore.
- Don't run in the Random-ness Museum. You will have to pay for any damage you cause to the exhibits.
- Do not join the Sussy Bakas.
- Don't drive on the highway in Joltsborrow when a race is in session.
- Don't drink or drive
- VP Choerryism note: We were told to put this here by the head of MADD
- Don't be a party pooper... figuratively or literally.
- Don't dig straight down.
- Don't steal any flora or fauna from Oneiria Island. YES, THIS INCLUDES PATCHES OF GRASS AND LONE TREE LEAVES. I DON'T CARE IF THE COLORS ARE WEIRD. WE TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN OUR DISTINCTIVE FLORA AND FAUNA, AND TO STEAL IT IS AKIN TO MURDER TO US. LITERALLY. THANK YOU.
- This message has been brought to you by Dove Meriene, the very angry daughter of the CEO of the Oneiria Island Board of Tourism.
- Don't do anyone's mom. Only Fatty Spins are allowed to do moms. Feel free to do dads, though.
- HAVE FUN! But don't have fun if having fun for you entails doing illegal stuff.
Banned from the Random Region[edit | edit source]
- The word "Smexy®".
- TikTok (with the exception of Joltsborrow which is the only provinstate that allows it, cringe is filtered, and Sleepy Mountains where the app itself is still banned but a lot of TikToks are hosted on an alternate safer app called Sleetclip)
Things trademarked by our government[edit | edit source]
- The word "Smexy®"
- The number 1337®
Wanted Fugitives[edit | edit source]
Note: Fugitives are only removed from the list if the fugitive is captured, dies, or if the charges against them are dropped.
None at the moment
Gallery[edit | edit source]
A photo of a can of Mountain Dew, which is sold in US import stores and as Nature Walk Drink
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Senator Broadway Helen Henny's response to not being allowed to stand naked in front of the isosceles office fireplace.
Comments[edit | edit source]
> Broadway Helen Henny's daughter and her love partner Mitzi Mozzarella fondling each other
> Hot Siamese Daddy, a member of the Cornelius Congress.
Please do not add me as any of the government positions if you haven't already. It's just honestly I'd feel kind of uncomfortable if you did.
-- Raichu's Endless Nights (talk) 15:25, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
Should I remove all the weird jokes about the Pasta Pope from this page? They're kinda disturbing and I don't recall if Jasmine (the user marked as the Pasta Pope on this page) was okay with them or not. Then again, they've probably been on this page long before I joined the wiki. Still though, I'd appreciate some input.
-- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 19:46, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
I love how this page looks pretty normal when you open it, but when you get to President of Girlbossery, it starts getting insane from there
-- Guys look, What the dog doin? *gasps* it’s pretty, HOG RIDAAAA. *Goofy ahh noises* AMOGUS. (talk) 20:19, 1 August 2022 (UTC)