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    Random Region/Government

    Government[edit | edit source]

    As a nation, the Random Region has its own government. Obviously. What would a nation be without a government?

    • President: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
    • Vice President: Choerryism
    • Former President(s): Ace Lad
    • President of Girlbossery: Choerryism
    • President of Boybossery: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
    • Senators: Uncle Klunk, The Fat Controller,
    • Rabbi: TheworldofBingbang32
    • Pasta Pope: CompliensCreator00
    • Bruschetta Bishop: Scary Wallpaper
    • Ecumenical Peach Patriarch of Constantinople: Choerryism
    • Basically John Walsh: PizzaPizzaYumYum
    • Durian Deacon: 2002 Honda Accord
    • Macaroni Minister: [Add your name here]
    • Maple Syrup Monk: [Add your name here]
    • Nectarine Nun #1: [Add your name here]
    • Nectarine Nun #2: [Add your name here]
    • Banana Bishop: [Add your name here]
    • Apple Archpriest: [Add your name here]
    • Sour Cream Schemamonk: [Add your name here]
    • Carrot Cantor: [Add your name here]
    • Carbonara Cardinal: [Add your name here]
    • High Priestess (Wicca): Choerryism
    • Supreme Court Head: Shiny Giratina.
    • Treasurers: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
    • Secretary: Prickle from Gumby
    • American Ambassador: Maxwell is dead
    • British Ambassador: Michael Rosen
    • Canadian Ambassador: Keith the Talking Moose
    • Australian Ambassadors: The Snorps
    • Mountain Dew Fan: Master ventus
    • Drunk 15-year old: Finnp
    • Drunk 17-year-old: Choerryism
    • Soviet Marshal: Scary Wallpaper
    • Greeny Phatom Fan Ambassador: TheChromePerson
    • Only Person in the Mental Asylum Right Now: OrangeBird2013
    • GoAnimate Fan Ambassador: MegaToon1234
    • Girl Power Leader: Greatness The NightWing
    • Transportation Commissioner: CompliensCreater00
    • Ice Cream Truck License Giver: Add yourself
    • Outdatod[sic] Meme Detector: Choerryism
    • Lord of Sandviches: Heavy Weapons Guy
    • Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces (a.k.a Plum Forces): Michael Rosen
    • Minister of Entertainment: AStranger195
    • Hobo Who Sleeps on the Front Lawn of the Government Building: Scary Wallpaper
    • Chief Propagandist: Uncle Klunk
    • Vice Chief Propagandist: Choerryism
    • Head of Random Region Ratings Council: Choerryism
    • Chief Banner of All Things Terrible and Bad: Choerryism (this position kinda ties in with the previous one)
    • Director of Keeping It Real: Scary Wallpaper
    • Joltsborrow founder: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
    • Eediot Island Mayor: Stimpson J. Cat
    • Government Guy Who Does Government Stuff: Scary Wallpaper
    • Glitzopolis mayor: Stanley Slipstream
    • Softdrift Mayor: Albert Snowcotton
    • Girl Responsible for Attempting to Change the Legal Drinking Age to 69 Because She Thought it Would be Funny: Choerryism
    • CEO of Getting Dangerous.... Darkwing Duck style: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
    • Man Who Likes Crushing Sodapop Cans With Slats of Wood and Other Materials: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
    • CEO of the Club for Sand from My Front Walkway: JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi
    • Guys Who Make Funny References: Everyone
    • Guy Who Should Put His Drink on a Coaster: Rob (The Guy With No Ears)
    • Bossbot HQ Soundtrack Appreciator: Scary Wallpaper
    • Tommy Wiseau: Tommy Wiseau
    • Believer of Eduardo: Prickle from Gumby
    • .: .
    • Governor of Joltsborrow: A 2003 Toyota Corolla
    • Official Gamer Representative: PSY
    • Number 1 PSY Fan: Choerryism (no seriously PSY's discography is the definition of no-skip. please give PSY's other music a chance if you're reading this thanks)
    • THE Epic Bacon: Scary Wallpaper
    • Chief Filibusterer: Glad Hander
    • Hotel: Trivago
    • Only Licenced Mom Doers: Fatty Spins
    • Number 1 Kep1ian: Choerryism
    • President of the Random Region Chapter of the NMIXX Fan Club: Choerryism
    • Kpop Propagandist: Choerryism
    • Funny jaja: Choerryism
    • Meme: Approved.
    • Ken Jeong Hangover Trilogy Stunt Double: Choerryism clone
    • Special Thanks: My left shoe
    • CEO of hammering: Wallace

    Laws[edit | edit source]

    Citizen Requirements:[edit | edit source]

    • RANDOM XD
    • XD
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    • XD
    • XD
    • XD
    • XD
    • XD
    • XD
    • Disney XD
    • Rawr XD
      • Rawr means "I love you" in Dinosaur.
    • Never say that the Official Outdatod Meme Elert is outdated. It is timeless.
    • Don't question how Choerryism can simultaneously be a girl AND the Ecumenical Peach Patriarch of Constantinople. It is not your place.
      • Do not question her concurrent role as the High Priestess of the Randomese Wicca community. It is not your place. She is 100% qualified.
    • Don't call any of the government officials cringe. We're very cool.
    • Do not jeopardize a Stimpy (or anyone for that matter).
    • Do not attempt to destroy the Taco Bell bathroom.
    • Don't eat at Taco Bell.
    • Don't eat the yellow snow. It does not taste like lemons.
    • Don't skate or jump on the ice when it's thin.
    • Don't pirate any kind of movie or televi-- actually, you know what, we can't be bothered to enforce this rule anymore.
    • Don't run in the Random-ness Museum. You will have to pay for any damage you cause to the exhibits.
    • Do not join the Sussy Bakas.
    • Don't drive on the highway in Joltsborrow when a race is in session.
    • Don't drink or drive
      • VP Choerryism note: We were told to put this here by the head of MADD
    • Don't be a party pooper... figuratively or literally.
    • Don't dig straight down.
    • Don't steal any flora or fauna from Oneiria Island. YES, THIS INCLUDES PATCHES OF GRASS AND LONE TREE LEAVES. I DON'T CARE IF THE COLORS ARE WEIRD. WE TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN OUR DISTINCTIVE FLORA AND FAUNA, AND TO STEAL IT IS AKIN TO MURDER TO US. LITERALLY. THANK YOU.
      • This message has been brought to you by Dove Meriene, the very angry daughter of the CEO of the Oneiria Island Board of Tourism.
    • Don't do anyone's mom. Only Fatty Spins are allowed to do moms. Feel free to do dads, though.
    • HAVE FUN! But don't have fun if having fun for you entails doing illegal stuff.

    Banned from the Random Region[edit | edit source]

    • The word "Smexy®".
    • TikTok (with the exception of Joltsborrow which is the only provinstate that allows it, cringe is filtered, and Sleepy Mountains where the app itself is still banned but a lot of TikToks are hosted on an alternate safer app called Sleetclip)

    Things trademarked by our government[edit | edit source]

    • The word "Smexy®"
    • The number 1337®
    • Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!®

    Wanted Fugitives[edit | edit source]

    Note: Fugitives are only removed from the list if the fugitive is captured, dies, or if the charges against them are dropped.

    None at the moment

    Gallery[edit | edit source]

    Comments[edit | edit source]

    > Broadway Helen Henny's daughter and her love partner Mitzi Mozzarella fondling each other

    > Hot Siamese Daddy, a member of the Cornelius Congress.

    UMMM.... WHAT
    -- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 18:40, 1 July 2021 (UTC)

    You already know what's going on.
    -- Scary Wallpaper (Tornadospeed) (talk) 18:41, 1 July 2021 (UTC)

    I found and captured the hate crime suspect, his name was Derryl Deven and was actually responsible for the May 2021 hate crime
    -- JoltikplaysTehRandomBoi (talk) 00:51, 31 July 2021 (UTC)

    Please do not add me as any of the government positions if you haven't already. It's just honestly I'd feel kind of uncomfortable if you did.
    -- Raichu's Endless Nights (talk) 15:25, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

    Got it 👍
    -- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 15:30, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

    Should I remove all the weird jokes about the Pasta Pope from this page? They're kinda disturbing and I don't recall if Jasmine (the user marked as the Pasta Pope on this page) was okay with them or not. Then again, they've probably been on this page long before I joined the wiki. Still though, I'd appreciate some input.
    -- ★ CHOERRYISM ★ (talk) 19:46, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

    yeah we should. I was going to remove them earlier but I got distacted
    -- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 19:52, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

    We should just remove any of Aces roles as he retired from this wiki
    -- I Forgor My Name 💀 (talk) 20:58, 11 October 2021 (UTC)

    Nah I feel like keeping them for memory along with the other old users, this page is almost a decade old ya know.
    -- Trip At Knight ♞ (talk) 00:30, 12 October 2021 (UTC)

    I love how this page looks pretty normal when you open it, but when you get to President of Girlbossery, it starts getting insane from there
    -- Guys look, What the dog doin? *gasps* it’s pretty, HOG RIDAAAA. *Goofy ahh noises* AMOGUS. (talk) 20:19, 1 August 2022 (UTC)

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