Shreeky (The Care Bears Family)
Winnie the Pooh (The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh)
Princess Celestia (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic)
Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic)
Piglet (The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh)
Spike (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic)
Funshine Bear (The Care Bears Family)
No Heart (The Care Bears Family)
Narrator: "One Day, Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia take Shreeky to Goodwill"
Shreeky: "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! There is a 1998 Teletubbies Recalled Talking Po toy in the toy section! Can we get it?"
Celestia: "No Shreeky. We are not getting that 1998 Teletubbies Recalled Talking Po toy. Besides, you have many Teletubbies items at home!"
Pooh: "I agree with Celestia. You have way too many Teletubbies products at home anyway! But look! There is a 2000 Fisher Price Showtime Pooh and Friends toy and a 2017 Hasbro My Magical Princess Twilight Sparkle toy over there! And you can get both for the cost of the Po toy!"
Shreeky: "No! I do not want the 2000 Fisher Price Showtime Pooh and Friends and the 2017 Hasbro My Magical Princess Twilight Sparkle toys! I want the 1998 Teletubbies Recalled Talking Po toy!"
Celestia: "You can have either the 2000 Fisher Price Showtime Pooh and Friends toy or the 2017 My Magical Princess Twilight Sparkle toy, or both, OR NOTHING AT ALL!"
Narrator: "Shreeky procedes to throw the worst meltdown ever"
Shreeky: "Oh, I have a BETTER idea! Why don't you both go across the street to the Walmart, buy a thing of lipstick, and KISS ME! KISS ME KISS ME KISS ME! COME ON! KISS ME! KISS ME RIGHT HERE IN THE GOODWILL!!!"
Shreeky: "A d while you are there, buy me a pack of gummi bears! I just LOVE to EAT after I have been KISSED!"
Pinkie Pie: "HEY! What's going here?!"
Piglet: "Oh D-Dear! Come on Spike! We b-better g-get out of here!"
Spike: "Right behind you PIglet!"
Funshine Bear: "Hey! Wait for me you guys!"
Narrator: "Shreeky then makes the worse possible decesion ever."
Shreeky: Oh, so you want to kiss me? FINE! Then I will just "KISS" GOODWILL!!!"
Narrator: "Shreeky compelety destroys the Goodwill bit by bit, into little bits of ashes."
Celestia: "OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! SHREEKY! HOW DARE YOU THROW THE WORST MELTDOWN EVER AT GOODWILL! THAT'S IT!"
Pooh: "YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR TWO MONTHS. WHEN WE GET HOME, YOU WILL FOLLOW YOUR UNCLE NO HEART'S BEASTLY'S INSTSTUCTIONS! NOW WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE POLICE SHOW UP""
When Shreeky got home:
No Heart: "Let's turn on the news to see what happened today."
News Anchor Lady: Welcome to Friendship City News. Today, our local Goodwill store was destroyed by a spolied little girl. We will now go to the scene to interview the witnesses"
NAL: "So, can you tell me what you saw today?"
Pooh: "Well, Celestia and I thought we could treat our friend Shreeky to a day at Goodwill, but no, she had throw a meltdown just becuase she did not get her way"
Celestia: "She had a tantrum becuase we told her she could not get a 1998 Teletubbies Recalled Talking Po toy. When Pooh and I offered her a cheaper alternitive, she wanted us to kiss her, we did not, there for Goodwill got destroyed because she did not get her way!"
NAL: "Thank you both for your time! We will now interview Pinkie Pie. Pinkie, call you tell us what happened today?"
Pinkie Pie: "You see, I went to Goodwill today to try to find a new cake pan, since the ones at Hobby Lobby are so expensive. When I found what I was looking for, Shreeky yellled out of nowhere and destroyed the building and my cake pan got bent because the yell was so powerful. Shreeky, if you are watching this, then you are buying a brand new cake pan at Hobby Lobby for $25!"
NAL: "I'm sorry about your cake pan Pinkie. We will now go to Piglet and Spike."
Piglet: "Shreeky did NOT have to throw that epic tantrum! She could have taken the 2000 Fisher Price Showtime Pooh and Friends or the 2017 Hasbro My Magical Princess Twilight Sparkle, or even both!"
Spike: "Yeah, and if she would have found Piglet and I, we might have just bought her the 1998 Teletubbies Recalled Talking Po toy, since we had so much money combnined we didn't know what to do with, and knowing how cheap Pooh aand Celestia are! But no, she had to throw a meltdown a destroy the building into little tiny ashes!"
NAL: "I guess she's not getting the toy now, huh? We will now interview Funshine Bear."
Funshine Bear: "As the manager of Friendship City's Goodwill, words cannot describe how furious I am about this whole sitatuation,No Heart needs to learn how to control his neice better! Shreeky did not have to have that meltdown, and I probably would have just given her the 1998 Teletubbies Recalled Po toy for free had she just come to me, knowing how Celestia and Pooh are with their money! But no, she just had to destroy the my building and be a disgrace to the town! Shreeky, if you are watching this, you owe us $900,000 for a new building! I'm actually so angry that I'm going to destroy the news camera!!!"
NAL: "Funshine, WAIT-"
Screen goes to blank with words" Announcer: "We are experincing some technical dificulities, And Shreeky, if you are watching this, you owe $1,500 to the news station for new camera!"
Shreeky: "Uncle No Heart, I'm sorry about this! Can we go back to Goodwill to get those Pooh and Twilight toys?"
No Heart: :"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!! You destroyed Goodwill, so we ca';t back even if we wanted. And sorry doesn't even begin to describe how mad I am at you over this! I cannot beileve we are going to have to pay $901, 525 in fines and reapair fees! Do you even know even know how much money that is! That's almost $1,000,000, which we do not have! That is also more than what I paid to have this castle made! Go to your room and don't come out for three months!!!"