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Aight so listen to this right, i was playing minecraft story mode on my ps4 and it was episode 6 and it was the part where u had 2 accus one of the yotubers of being the white pumpkin, but then the fuckin electricity cut out, and my whole house went dark, and my ps4 turned off. Fucks sake. But then my game turned into spongebob dvd, and it sed nickelodon, but dead, and scary, and blood, and something something, and something or other, and then it did spongbob intro, but spongebob ded and distorted music really loud, and then episode, it called ah hell nah, OH CHRIST DID SPONGEBOB JUST SAY EHLL? NO HELL! NAUGHTY WORDS! then spongeobob in his pinapple hows and sleeping, and it was hom sweet pinapple, then the worms came and ate his house, and spunch bob sed AH HELL NAH WURMZ, then he shoot worms in face, do worms even have face? i dont care, then the worms ded. then it went back 2 game, and i say stempy wite pumpkin then one sene later dan die, and i have crippling depression for 50 thousand years, and i stop playing game, and my whole life ruined, then i go outside but i get hit by car, and i brek my legs, and i go to hospital and nurs is hyper relestic, ah hell nah nurs! then she giv me tevee and spunch bob episad resume, helpppppppppppppppppppp but me cant.mov legs brokun, shet! and then spunc beb go 2 krsty krb, and he mak krbby ptts, but he say em so hungy, he eat 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 krby pties, then he supa fat, so he play wii fit but he brek bord and wii fit trener sed i'll make u fit, IN A COFFIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA then dis ledy com into mah room she sed why does somebudy not know how to flush the toilet after they've had a SHET,
i sed it wasn't me
she sed WELL IT WAS FOKIN ONE OF YE'S
D I S G U S T E N G ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
then the worms came ut the tv and ate me! but she didn't think that was disgusteng for some raisin
fuck i forgot to put in hypa restic blood!
OK, HYPER RELIESTIC BLUD, THE END