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    THE EXTREMELY REAL AND NOT BADLY WRITTEN CREEPYPASTA ABOUT DREAMTDM.EXE AND JERMASUS.EXE NOT CLICKBAIT 6669 EDITION READ OR DIE

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    TEH STORY[edit | edit source]

    2014

    it was just a normal day in 2014 and dan the diamond minecart was thinking of doing a minecraft mod showcase with trayaurus

    there was one mod that stuck out it was a mod about a game called among us

    keep in mind, among us did not actually exist until 2018.

    so what was going on?

    IT'S A MYSTERY

    anyway dan thought the little space beans looked cute so he downloaded the mod maybe it was just a new game that wasn't really that popular yet

    so when he downloaded it he found out there were twelve spawn eggs for the crewmates in red, blue, yellow, green, black, white, lime, cyan, orange, pink, brown and purple in those colour spawn eggs with rainbow spots

    so he set it up by putting all the different crewmates in little fences with signs in the testing chamber

    but something extremely extremely extremely extremely scary happened

    CUE MEGALOVANIA

    the lime crewmate before transforming into dream

    the lime crewmate was wearing a white mask with a creepy smile on it and it said

    'sus'

    then it turned into another minecraft character and it said it was called dream

    'but i'm actually from your nightmares >:D'

    dan was actually very scared and didn't know if this was part of the mod he'd downloaded or if this was like a virus or something

    then dream said 'we need you for the plan'

    then dan said 'what are you talking about'

    then dream said 'i'm corrupting you and partnering with a person who is just as equally as terrifying his name is jermasus'

    then dan said 'uh...no'

    this is th e closet i could get to drawing what ahppened without myra haze nuking dis wiki ples under stend eijdjdkjekjdkjwkjdkjwkjjkdkjwkjdkjkjjkkjkj

    then dream said S̶̲̺̀̄̈ͅỈ̵̢̡͉̱̈͜N̵͖̹̞̠̓̊C̶̭̉͐̃̋͝E̸͔͝͝ ̴̡̺͗̐͋̽Ẃ̶̛͙̇́͛H̴̪̤̑́̈́̊É̷̝̰̰͇̺͑͑̓̑Ń̶͎͕͒͝ ̸̨̈́͂́͠W̶͇͉̻̦͈̍̇͆E̸̲͙̤͍̒̒̌̍̄R̵̢̠̐͛̇͜Ę̸̜͓͎̄̍̐͝ ̴̫͎̒̿̇̊͜Y̶̻͊̉̑O̵̡͑̅͛̕͝U̴̧̼̜̓ ̷͓͋́̽̃Ṭ̴͚̍Ḥ̴̘̳͌̂̕͝͝Ę̶̢͚̈ ̷̨̺̼̰̏̽͛̓O̸̢̡̙͇̓͗̿̒̚͜N̷̗̺̯̿Ẹ̷̗̪̘͊͑ͅ ̶́̄ͅI̷͖̭͚͌͜͝N̵̜̙̊ ̶̹̣̚C̶̮͛́͝O̷̲̺͝Ṋ̸̱̳̳͈͝T̶̯̣̼̭̓̒͐͠ͅR̸̤̼̘̟̅͝Ō̵̤L̷͎̂̈́͋͝

    the he knocked dan to the floor and corrupted him which will not be described because it would get the wiki shut down even if it is on miraheze with more leniant rules than fandom

    also fandom desktop was made compulsory today and nobody has a choice ;-;

    yeah that's got nothing to do with this story but we happened to think of this on the same day so oh well

    anyway dan got up and he realised he only had half of himself the other half was replaced by dream

    that would mean half mind control each right

    NO, IT WAS ACTUALLY A VERY UNHAPPY COINCIDENCE THAT DREAM HAD COMPLETE CONTROL OF THEIR MIND AND BODY

    they were now combined as one and called dreamtdm

    because obviously

    but to be simple i'll just put dream

    but we are talking about this dream-dan fusion alright

    anyway dream let the other crewmates out of their fences and they sacrificed the purple one to make ten players and it was the purple crewmate because dream DID NOT LIKE PURPLE

    the remaining crewmates drew a pentagram on the floor of the testing chamber then it was suddenly nighttime and lightning

    bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz that's the sound of the lightning ok

    that sounds nothing like lightning it sounds like a fly

    piss off i'm the narrator and i say the lightning sounded like that

    anyway trayaurus who was in the main part of the lab was wondering what the hell was dan up to

    hrmm

    (translation: 'he said something about space beans this doesn't seem very related')

    so he walked into the testing chamber

    but it was actually half dream in there with the space beans in a pentagram excluding lime because dream was a mutated lime crewmate and purple who was dead in the middle

    ps lime was obviously the imposter

    anyway dream turned around to trayaurus and said 'HE'S GONE, HE'S PART OF ME NOW, NO AMOUNT OF MODS CAN REVERSE THIS >:D'

    the crewmates had summoned a red portal likely from the deepest deepest deepest part of the nether and a man who wasn't a minecraft person but a real person came out

    ps the crewmates were being mind controlled

    anyway the guy came out and he was smiling so wide and his face was so defined and his eyes were so bright and staring it looked photshopped but it wasn't and he said

    SO YOU'VE DONE IT HAVEN'T YOU

    YES MASTER I HAVE DONE IT I HAVE CHANGED THE FUTURE YOU COULD SAY I MODDED IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW WE WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO CHANGE INTO OUR SUPER SCARY HYPER REALISTIC FORMS AND BE POORLY WRITTEN CREEPYPASTA CHARACTERS MADE BY A BUNCH OF LUNATICS PISSING ABOUT WITH BOTS ON DISCORD

    HOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    then they both made a very big wave of darkness and it was gone

    the lab was gone

    trayaurus and grim were gone ;o;

    the crewmates were gone especially purple ;-; no the crewmates except lime weren't to blame for this because they were being mind controlled by dream

    the among us mod was deleted and anyone who downloaded it instead downloaded a real mp4 of squidward's suicide which actually DID EXIST WOW SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE DOES EXIST?????????????

    it was like they never existed

    the only thing left was dream jermasus and the portal

    they went back into the portal which was connected to the deepest part of the nether and it's now 1.16 instead of like idk nine updates before that because it's convenient for this one joke and the piglins and blazes ran away because obvious reasons ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

    then dream and jermasus went to the herobrine summoning thing you know that thing with the gold and the netherrack and the redstone torches and the fire on top you know what i'm talking about

    and herobrine appeareded because mojang failed to remove him in this update ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

    tehn herobrine said do you pledge to be poorly written creepypasta characters and they said yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss we do giv us our powas

    and then dream became all glitched up and jermasus became glitched up and had hyper realistic eyes and deepfried and they were now jermasus.exe and dreamtdm.exe

    666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666

    now for russian words because different languages are scary i mean they actually can be in certain circumstances but this is not one of them because this creepypasta is terrible

    шкаф для приготовления пищи

    IF YOU DO NOT WANT NIGHTMARES UNTIL 2069 DO NOT LOOK ON THIS GALLERY[edit | edit source]

    prolog song lol[edit | edit source]

    I'm definitely not an Imposter

    If I was then I wouldn't be one 'cause I'm not one

    Even if I was I wouldn't say that I wasn't

    'Cause I'm not, it's impossible, implausible

    I'm an Imposter Imposter

    Obviously I'm not an Imposter

    Honest to god I should toss y'all like a rotten salad

    Any evidence against me far from valid

    Like I'd never snap your neck or stab your back

    Or crawl up through the smallest vent, attack

    An Imposter's a role I could never fulfill

    If you don't believe me ask the guy that I just killed

    Oh my god, body reported, R.I.P Orange

    Look at this crime, it's so horrid and morbid

    Tragic but let's not linger

    Definitely wasn't me, wanna point fingers?

    Somewhere within these walls a villain does exist

    It walks inside the halls and crawls beneath the surface of your ship

    And when you breathe you hear it

    And when you sleep you feel it

    It is impending doom

    And yet it may be you

    Imposter imperceptible

    A killer so maniacal

    Extraterrestrial freak

    Imposter imperceptible

    Evil undetectable

    Imposter imperceptible

    Bout to go do my tasks, get this victory

    And then this dude asks: "Hey, why you following me?"

    Cause you might be the killer, there's vibes that I'm getting

    Dude just do your tasks, wait, they're probably killing

    But anyway I think you kinda sus my guy

    "Who me?" Yea I bet you got a rusty knife (nah)

    You just wanna stab me in the guts, I don't trust you

    You must be the Imposter, cut the lies, don't believe you

    You got blood lusting eyes

    Nah really dude, I'm just trying to fix the wires

    Sure, I know you can't wait until the lights go out

    Cause when it gets dark that's when the knives come out

    Okay, we're in electric, they go out, I'll fix it

    But coming at me I'll eject you with quickness

    Hey watch out behind you! Hey watch out behind you!

    Wow we got double killed, nevermind dude

    Imposter imperceptible

    A killer so maniacal

    Extra terrestrial freak

    Imposter imperceptible

    Evil undetectable

    Imposter imperceptible

    I found a body beside the reactor

    Somebody killed Orange? Oh, you bastards!

    What we gonna do, this is a disaster

    Everybody calm down and tell me what your task was

    I was in admin, swiping a card

    But it wouldn't go through, I was swiping too hard

    I was downloading data to one hundred percent

    I turned around and saw Blue standing next to the vent (what?)

    Somebody come watch me scan in the med-bay

    I say we vote now and get rid of some dead weight

    Well I saw Purple lurking so suspicious

    She kept flipping switches at the O2 sensors

    Switches? That's a keypad, this guy's sus

    Acting like he's a crewmate just like us

    Kick him off, that's the only way to protect us

    Bye bye Cyan! You're gonna regret this!

    Somewhere within these walls a villain does exist

    It walks inside the halls and crawls beneath the surface of your ship

    And when you breathe you hear it

    And when you sleep you feel it

    It is impending doom

    And yet it may be you

    Imposter imperceptible

    A killer so maniacal

    Extra terrestrial freak

    Imposter imperceptible

    Evil undetectable

    Imposter imperceptible

    Comments[edit | edit source]

    BEST STORY EVER
    -- I'M UNI AND WE DRIVIN A JUMP TRUCK (talk) 13:55, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

    I had so much fun writing this i think i should write trollpastas more often :D
    -- Raichu's Endless Nights (talk) 14:14, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

    BEST.
    STORY.
    EVAR!!!
    -- BrutalFlare6 (talk) 15:38, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

    Well, guess I'm not sleeping tonight.
    -- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 20:58, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

    i wamt my mommy im scared :(
    -- PizzaPizzaYumYum (talk) 21:04, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

    this is just the prologue mind i'm planning on writing more
    -- Raichu's Endless Nights (talk) 22:46, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

    Nice. We should also have a template for pastas such as creepypastas and trollpastas
    -- TallAutism2006 (talk) 22:51, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

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