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ONE MAGICAL SCARY HYPER REALISTIC DAY THE HYPER REALITIC OBAMA TWINS WERE WALKING AROUND THE RANDOM MALL
BACKSTORY TIME! WHY THERE ARE TWO OBAMAS!
SO, YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY THE HELL THERE ARE TWO OBAMAS, AND I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW!
ARE YOU READY TO HEAR ABOUT WHY THERE ARE TWO OBAMAS???
OK HERE WE GO!
DRUMROLL DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OBAMA HIMSELF WAS IN FACT ONE HALF OF TWINS IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT THEY WERE SEPARATED AT BIRTH, THE OBAMA YOU KNOW BECAME THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WHILE THE OTHER ONE WAS UNKNOWN AND NOBODY REALLY KNEW ABOUT HIM UNTIL ONE DAY AFTER OBAMA STOPPED BEING THE PRESIDENT THEY REUNITED AND THEN THEY WERE SO EXTREMELY MAD AT TRUMP THEY BECAME HYPER REALISTIC AND MADE HIM GO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THEN TRUMP WAS HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO THEY WERE VERY HAPPY SO THE FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA GAVE THE REGULAR OBAMA A MEDAL FOR BEING GOOD AT BEING HYPER REALSTIC
END OF BACKSTORY
SO THE HYPER REALSITC OBAMA TWINS WERE GOING TO BURGER KING FOR LUNCH AND THEY WERE GOING TO GET WHOPPERS AND PEPSI AND FRIES AND ONION RINGS, BUT ON THE WAY THERE THEY HEARD SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STRANGE IT WAS LIKE SOME STRANGE MUSIC OR SOMETHING STRANGE LIKE THAT
BASICALLY IT WAS REALLY STRANGE OK??? PLEASE SAY IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
IT WAS A STRANGE NOISE DOWN ONE OF THE PATHS, SO THEY FOLLOWED IT AND THERE WAS A HOLE, SO AGAINST THEIR BETTER JUDGEMENT AND TO MOVE THE PLOT ALONG SO IT DOESN'T JUST SUDDENLY STOP BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE BORING AS SHIT, THEY JUMPED IN AND IT WAS A BIG TUNNEL VERY WIDE AND TALL SO THEY WOULDN'T BUMP THEIR HEADS
WE DON'T WANT THE OBAMA TWINS TO BUMP THEIR HEADS AND GET BOO BOOS DO WE
to be fair in the other stories god got burnt to death, an entire court got burnt down, and dream possessed and corrupted dantdm which was so graphic you couldn't even describe it, but you're worried about people bumping their heads and getting boo boos
I'M SICK TO DEATH OF YOU INTERRUPTING EVERY STORY I WRITE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW TALENT, FUCK OFF
what are you going to do? ground me like it's a goanimate video?
YES
lmao those never work
I DON'T CARE I'M STILL GOING TO WRITE
rekt
STFU
ANYWAY THEY WENT THROUGH THE TUNNEL AND THEY FOUND A SECRET ROOM WITH A NEON SIGN POINTING TO IT SAYING SECRET ROOM IN BRIGHT FLASHING LETTERS
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SO THEY WENT INTO THE SECRET ROOM AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SITTING AROUND A TABLE WITH LOTS OF LIGHTS AROUND LIKE A SECRET MEETING
BUT THE PEOPLE WEREN'T ACTUALLY PEOPLE, THEY WERE SCARY LOGOS!
THESE WERE THE SCARY LOGOS
- VID
- SCREEN GEMS
- VIACOM V OF DOOM
PARAMOUNT CLOSET KILLERto be honest i don't know why they call it it 'closet killer' it doesn't kill any closets, i think it should be 'closest' killer because it comes up close- PARAMOUNT CLOSEST KILLER
- RANKIN BASS
- DIC
- BBC FUNERAL
- KLASKY CSUPO
wip