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    Welcome to teh Random Airport! Our epic fleet of travel planes can travel through dimensions and time, too! ALLL ABOARD!

    Also, normal airlines like US Airways and British Airways use the airport, too!


    Destinations[edit | edit source]

    On Earff[edit | edit source]

    • Paris
    • Los Angeles
    • San Francisco
    • Vancouver
    • Honolulu
    • Anchorage
    • Outback Steakhouse
    • Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky
    • Modern Rome
    • Modern SPARTA
    • Mexico City
    • London
    • Sydney
    • Auckland
    • Cape Town
    • Albuquerque
    • West Virginia
    • Marie Byrd Land
    • Pee Pee Township, Ohio
    • Melbourne
    • Detroit
    • Tokyo
    • Lyon
    • Singapore
    • Athens
    • Moscow
    • Shanghai
    • Nur-Sultan
    • Brisbane
    • Dubai
    • Buenos Aires
    • Rio de Janeiro
    • Bangkok
    • Manila
    • Jakarta
    • Kuala Lumpur
    • Adelaide
    • Perth
    • Hong Kong
    • Osaka
    • Hiroshima
    • Nagasaki
    • Seoul
    • Saint Petersburg
    • Tallin
    • Kyiv
    • Wien (Vienna)
    • Budapest
    • Bucharest
    • Tbilisi
    • Jerusalem
    • Gaza
    • Nicosia
    • Piza
    • Venice
    • Montreal
    • Toronto
    • Phnom Penh
    • Hanoi
    • Santiago
    • Quito
    • Bogotá
    • Rio Verde
    • La Paz
    • Kolkata
    • Mumbai
    • New Delhi
    • Islamabad
    • Kathmandu
    • Ashgabat
    • Bishkek
    • Cairo
    • Pretoria
    • Nairobi
    • Kampala
    • Dublin
    • Berlin
    • Hamburg
    • Munich
    • Copenhagen
    • Oslo
    • Stockholm
    • Helsinki
    • Bern
    • Yerevan
    • Abu Dhabi
    • Muscat
    • Ulaanbaatar
    • Tashkent
    • Baku
    • Ganja
    • Madrid
    • Barcelona
    • Medellin
    • Sucre
    • Mar Del Plata
    • Monterrey
    • Ottawa
    • Houston
    • Denpasar
    • Chittagong
    • Christchurch
    • Baby, Poland
    • A random airstrip in the middle of nowhere
    • your mom's house
    • Albany
    • Brasilia
    • Ho Chi Minh City
    • Monaco
    • Florence
    • Naples
    • Crete
    • Warsaw
    • Tel Aviv
    • Cheyenne
    • Denver
    • Salt Lake City
    • Phoenix
    • Reykjavik
    • San Diego
    • Nassau
    • Patras
    • Kalamata
    • Istanbul
    • Ankara
    • Skopje
    • Darwin
    • Hobart
    • Bari
    • Tirana
    • Gyumri
    • Port Said
    • Rabat
    • Haifa
    • Bengaluru
    • Agra
    • Luang Prabang
    • Thimphu
    • Seattle
    • Edmonton
    • Charlottetown
    • Halifax
    • Iqaluit
    • Regina (by the way, it's pronounced "re-JYE-nah", not "re-jee-nah".)
    • Humpty Doo
    • Yellowknife
    • Whitehorse
    • Gold Coast
    • Dunedin
    • Dushanbe
    • Pretoria
    • Jerusalem
    • Casablanca
    • Fes
    • Tripoli
    • Georgetown
    • Caracas
    • Nairobi
    • Kampala
    • Taipei City
    • Sao Paulo
    • Busan
    • Sapporo
    • Doha
    • Kuwait City
    • Vilinius
    • Fugging (formerly "Fucking"), Austria
    • Add more!

    Throo Tiem[edit | edit source]

    • Ancient SPARTA
    • Ancient Rome
    • AD 4444
    • Mayan, Aztec, and Incan Times
    • 1902
    • Caveman World
    • 1745
    • 69420 BCE
    • 69420 AD
    • Add more!

    Throo Da Dimenshins[edit | edit source]

    Teh Epik™ Random XD XD XD XD XD Disney XD Flight[edit | edit source]

    This is a new experimental flight option the airport started in 2021. For this flight, the pilot goes to Wikipedia and clicks "Random page" until a page for a location comes up, and then the pilot flies there. Nobody knows where they're going until they're on the plane! As you can see, this is both convenient and practical, and the airport expects to make lots of money off this idea. It costs... uh, $420.68. If you try to give them an extra cent, you get banned from the airport for life.

    Snacks[edit | edit source]

    All flights from the airport are contractually obligated to offer passengers deluxe peanut chicken, which is so peanutty you can't even taste the chicken.

    Prices[edit | edit source]

    • Tickets for 'On Earff' Flight: $89.99
    • Tickets for 'Throo Tiem' Flight: $119.99
    • Tickets for 'Throo Da Dimenshins' Flight: $169.99

    Le Employees![edit | edit source]

    • le guy in charge!: Scary Wallpaper XD
    • le pilots!: add urself XD
    • le air traffic controller!: Air Traffic Controller is an indie pop band from Boston established in 2009.
    • le flight attendants deluxe peanut chicken servers!: Choerryism XD
    • le guy at le cinnamon roll stand!: add urself XD
    • XD

    Comments[edit | edit source]

    We should redo the throo da dimenshins part to make it the main settings in their respective franchises
    -- Guys look, What the dog doin? *gasps* it’s pretty, HOG RIDAAAA. *Goofy ahh noises* AMOGUS. (talk) 23:54, 6 July 2022 (UTC)

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