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    The 600th article on this wiki

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    This page is so, so, so very random. We won't run out of random because Rookie ordered SOOO many! I don’t know what else to say, but I'll have you know BARBIES TASTE LIKE PLASTIC and will make the world go DODODODODODODODO. Now let's go eat some CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand

    But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands

    Now I got records on my fingers

    Kids: Whaaaat?

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers

    I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

    Kids: Don't stop

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me

    Kids: WHAAAAT?

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me

    Now let me sum it up

    It was a strange set of circumstances

    Kids: Strange set of circumstances?

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers

    And I just can't stop

    Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able

    There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table

    Kids: There's a platypus controlling him—WHAAAT?

    Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down

    Kids: Corporations are a platypus

    The government's a platypus

    Your teacher is a platypus

    Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda

    Kids: Society's a platypus

    My parents are a platypus

    The media's a platypus

    It's all just propaganda

    We've all got platypus controlling us

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me

    Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able

    Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically

    The platypus controlling me is underneath the table

    Oh wait, no, he's gone!

    Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me...

    There's no platypus controlling me!

    Comments[edit | edit source]

    I was about to say "the page counter for me has been stuck at 599 for like a week" but it literally just changed to 600 like a minute ago. Weird.
    -- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 23:06, 19 November 2021 (UTC)

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