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    gaming[edit | edit source]

    You know what I love? FRIED CHICKEN AND GABE NEWELL! The two best things in the world! CHEESE WAFFLES! NOW TIME FOR LYRICS OF THE BEST BEAT CRUSADERS SONG EVARRRRRRR!!!!! >:D (here's the link btw go listen to it)

    今日、心許無シ
    乙女心ハ ユラユラ
    月夜ノ我ハ泡
    被害妄想 グラグラ

    夏草揺レ 蜃気楼
    遠クノ方デ ユラユラ
    呼吸乱ス 夢ノ中
    秘スル妄想 無茶苦茶

    風二舞ツテ
    加速シタツテ
    浮世ナンテ 嗚呼、儚シ
    君以外ハ (Come on, baby)
    要ラナクテ (Tell me, baby)
    御免ネ (Why don't you, baby?)

    私ノ世界二
    麗シイ景色
    背景ハ君 「快晴!」

    Oh baby, close to me
    Oh baby, love me do

    募ル思ヒ チラリズム
    君ガ触レタラ フワフワ
    短シ時ハ止マラズ
    懐中時計 チクタク

    勘違イデ
    溺レソウデ
    惑ワサレ 嗚呼、悩マシイ
    眼ハネ (Come on, baby)
    虜ダネ (Tell me, baby)
    御上手ネ (Why don't you, baby?)

    私ノ隣
    君ハ イトヲカシ
    空ノ如シ 「ウォーアイニー!」

    色彩ノアイスクリイム (Oh baby, close to me)
    分ケ合ツテ 居タクテ (Oh baby, let me be)
    感嘆ヲ吐イテ (Oh baby, can't you see)
    「頂戴!」 (Oh baby, love me do)

    ウォーアイニー
    頂戴
    ウォーアイニー
    頂戴

    ウォーアイニー (Oh baby, close to me)
    頂戴 (Oh baby, let me be)
    ウォーアイニー (Oh baby, can't you see)
    Do you love me? (Oh baby, love me do)

    私ノ世界二
    麗シイ景色
    背景ハ君 「快晴!」

    色彩ノアイスクリイム (Oh baby, close to me)
    分ケ合ツテ 居タクテ (Oh baby, let me be)
    感嘆ヲ吐イテ (Oh baby, can't you see)
    「頂戴!」 (Oh baby, love me do)

    Do You love me...
    Oh baby, close to me…
    Do you need me...
    Oh baby, let me be
    Do You Want Me...
    Oh baby, can't you see?
    Do You Love Me?
    Oh baby, love me do

    MUSIC TIME IS DONE! NOW IT'S TIME FOR SQUIDWARD!!!!! SWAG!!!!!!!! SQUIDWARD MORE LIKE SWAGWARD

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    We did it! We did it! We did it, yay! Something Spanish. We did it!

    Map!
    Backpack!
    Boots!
    Swiper, no swiping!
    Diego!

    What was your favorite part?

    I LIKED THAT PART, TOO!

    A BIG BISHARP

    Pop the trunk I open up I sold my soul for a good price Outta' sight, and my hoe got talent right Whole squad ran through that shit yikes Ay, I'm a business man, I did my business, damn But I'ma bend it down and I'ma lick her up, then dick her down She gon' turn around then I'ma kick her out She gon' talk that shit but say How you make it up? How you fake a love? Holy son, I was the chosen one I'm sippin' out the grail, she don't kiss and tell She keep my wishes well, I don't need her, well How my enemy a friend of me? Why y'all feed off of my energy? Like I ain't dead yet Higher entity, foreign bitch that think she into me Whip the foreign very viciously Why these dudes wanna take pics with me? She said she gay but still into me, said she gay still into me Said that she hates that I'm in the streets And I said that I hate that I'm in the streets I wanna blow up and make history And she said that she hate my Insta feed

    Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you

    And her pussy tastes like Skittles, what? Yeah, ay, and you can really taste the rainbow, what? (hah, no) Yo' bitch just like a Crayola (what, ay) You can draw her on the table, flip her like some yola Heart shaped kisses, I really miss my mistress 666, evil bitches want my mentions Heart shaped kisses, I really miss my mistress And it's 666, evil bitches want my mentions

    Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you

    Xans gon' fake you Xans gon' betray you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' betray you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' take you What, ay, what, ay Xans gon', xans gon' take you Yeah, Xans gon' Xans' gon' take you Xans' gon' take you

    I Hate This Place discography[edit | edit source]

    • One Minute Mayhem (2004)
    • Diversions (2005)
    • Aero (2006)
    • Nowhere Else (2007)
    • Our Hearts Still Beating (2008)
    • Snowlights (2009)
    • Shiny One (2011)
    • Closer (2013)
    • Seasons Change EP (2013)
    • "Calling All Stations 2015" (single) (2015)
    • "Eclipse" (single) (2020)


    TAKE A STEP BACK CUZ UR FUCKED UP

    Crabfest O_o[edit | edit source]

    CRABFEST IS BACK AT RED LOBSTER WITH OUR LARGEST VARIETY OF CRAB ALL YEAR LIKE OUR NEW CRABFEST COMBO YOUR ONE CHANCE TO HAVE NEW JUMBO SNOW CRAB WITH TENDER DUNGENESS CRAB OR TRY CRAB LOVERS DREAM BUT HURRY IN 'CUS CRAB FEST WILL BE GONE IN A SNAP

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    TAKE ME HI HIGH HI HIGH[edit | edit source]

    mfw our wiki is on the brink of dying







    wait, hold on! do you hear those footsteps?

    that can only mean one thing...

    OHMYGOD SHES HERE!! CHUU!!! wait why is she DABBING

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    Dunkin[edit | edit source]

    Donuts[edit | edit source]

    wooowaaaaa woooowaaaaa woooooowaaaaaaaa wowowowowowowwaaaaaaaa WOOA WIOWOWOWOWOWOAOWOAOWOAOWOAOWOAOWOAOOWOAOWAOWOAOWOAOWOWOAOWOAOWWAOWAAOOAOAOAOAAOAOAOWWWAWAWAWAWAWAWOWAAWOAWOWOAAAOAOOAWOAOAOAOWW












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    Green Day Studio Albums[edit | edit source]

    Name Released Year
    39/Smooth 1990
    Kerplunk 1991
    Dookie 1994
    Insomniac 1995
    Nimrod 1997
    Warning 2000
    American Idiot 2004
    21st Century Breakdown 2009
    ¡Uno! 2012
    ¡Dos! 2012
    ¡Tré! 2012
    Revolution Radio 2016
    Father Of All Motherfuckers 2020

    Frick[edit | edit source]

    hey guys ali-a here back again with some more rewind time

    You know, if I could control Fortnite, I would want it to DIE.

    *snaps everyone out of existence*

    eaeeaeeaeeaeAEaeeeaeaeEAEEAEAeeEAeAEaeEaeeEAeA sports: it's in the frick

    hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhhhahahahahhaha

    I want to rickrolllllll someone but I know if I do I would probably get banned :)

    can we get some f's in the chat for something I don't know what the f*ck

    And now, the nations of the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, brought to you by...

    The motherf*cker!!

    United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam

    Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland and Germany now in one piece Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey, and Greece Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal, France, England, Denmark, and Spain

    India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan, Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh, Asia, and China, Korea, Japan Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia, the Philippine Islands, Taiwan Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand, then Borneo, and Vietnam Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia, Guinea, Algeria, Ghana

    Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo, The Spanish Sahara is gone Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia, Egypt, Benin, and Gabon Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali, Sierra Leone, and Algiers Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya, Cameroon, Congo, Zaire Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar, Rwanda, Maore, and Cayman Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia— Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania— Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan

    wow, that's a lot of damage

    tryna be cray

    aight Im gonna leave... NOT!!

    *Never Gonna Give You Up starts playing*

    It seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeems today, that all you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, is violence in movies and bruh on tv, but where are those f*cking pieces of sh*t who are responsible for this abomination

    I wanna leave.

    YOU STAY HERE.

    But I wanna leave!

    NO. YOU'RE GONNA— AH, F*CK. HE LEFT.

    Bulbasaur[edit | edit source]

    oh cool, a bulbasaur
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    Charmander[edit | edit source]

    oh cool, a charmander
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    Squirtle[edit | edit source]

    Squirtle be a lil' small-ass Pokemon dat resemblez a light blue turtle. While it typically strutts on its two short legs, it has been shown ta run on all fours up in Supa Smash Bros. Brawl. Well shiiiit, it has large, purplish or reddish eyes n' a slightly hooked upper lip. Each of its handz n' feet have three pointed digits, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Da end of its long tail curls inward. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Its body is encased by a tough shell dat forms n' hardens afta birth. This shell is brown on tha top, pale yellow on tha bottom, n' has a thick white ridge between tha two halves.

    Squirtlez shell be a useful tool. Well shiiiit, it can withdraw tha fuck into tha shell fo' protection or ta chill. Da grooved, rounded shape helps ta reduce wata resistance, allowin tha Pokemon ta swim at high speeds. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Squirtle can spray foamy wata from its grill wit pimped out accuracy. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Squirtle is scarce up in tha wild, although it can be found round lil' small-ass pondz n' lakes. Da anime has shown dat it can be found livin on secluded islandz wit other thugz of its evolutionary line. In tha past, Skull Bash was its signature move.

    Ahoy[edit | edit source]

    Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs! Leave a message!

    Hi, Mr. Krabs, this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown -- Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City and uh, I just wanted to say... thanks again for selling me the crown -- Neptune's Crown... which is now in Shell City, goodbye.

    Memo[edit | edit source]

    (Runs towards Dora) I'll save you Dora! *Helps Dora escape* Don't you dare hurt Dora! You ought to be ashamed of yourself Homer, strangling an innocent 7 year old girl! Dora is a saint! *Starts singing a song that names all the good things about Dora, and that she rights just like everyone else on Earth* *Singing* So in the name God, leave this BENEVOLENT CHILD ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS A SAINT, SHE IS A SAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Freddy fucking dies[edit | edit source]

    Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

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    Bread[edit | edit source]

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    ...[edit | edit source]

    ... is three periods. Bananas

    gaming 2[edit | edit source]

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    Did you know? A random number generator is a program that generates random numbers.

    Phineas: Eating Cupcakes / LET'S REDO THE SAME PLOT! >:D

    Trollz.png Ako Berkowitz: Time to watch TV.Wabbadongz. idk its just a name. Profile: King Homer Anvil/FireballBeemo79. Everything that happens here is my fault. *CAR THROUGH THE WALL* Peggle 2 | Recent Activity Message 4 || DUNDUNDUUUNNN WILL EXPAND LATER ||| Nice to meet you, no! What's your favorite food? NO! PINGAS!

    Okay, I'm going to post flubee burger now.

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    Loona - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[edit | edit source]

    Loona (stylized as LOOΠΔ) is a South Korean girl group formed by Blockberry Creative. Its twelve members were revealed in a periodic fashion, corresponding to their Korean name Idarui Sonyeo ( ), which translates to "Girl of the Month".

    Loona commenced their pre-debut project in October 2016, with each member releasing a promotional single over the next eighteen months.[1] The group has formed three sub-units: Loona 1/3Loona Odd Eye Circle and Loona yyxy. Their debut EP as a full ensemble, [+ +] (2018), was supported by the lead single "favOriTe" and the title track "Hi High."

    On October 2, 2016, Blockberry Creative announced through Naver that they would be debuting their first girl group through an 18-month long pre-debut project.[3] Between October 2016 and January 2017, four members (HeeJin, HyunJin, HaSeul, and YeoJin) were revealed; each member released a single album typically consisting of a solo track and another track performed with other revealed members, under the group's Korean name Idarui Sonyeo (Korean: 이달의 소녀; lit. Girl of the Month)[4] In March 2017, the group's first sub-unit, Loona 1/3, was introduced, consisting of previously revealed members HeeJin, HyunJin, HaSeul and a new member, ViVi.[5] Loona 1/3 released the extended play Love & Live and accompanying single of the same name on March 13, 2017,[6] with a television promotion on SBS's Inkigayo,[7] They released a repackaged edition of the extended play, titled Love & Evil, on April 27.[8]

    Between April 2017 and July 2017, members ViVi, Kim Lip, JinSoul, and Choerry released their single albums, continuing the same Girl of the Month pattern.[9] In September 2017, three members, HeeJin, HyunJin and HaSeul, auditioned for JTBC's reality show Mix Nine; HeeJin and HyunJin passed the audition stage making it onto the show,[10] where HyunJin placed Top 18 and HeeJin placed fourth in the finale.[11] The group's second sub-unit, Loona Odd Eye Circle, consisting of JinSoul, Kim Lip and Choerry, released the extended play Mix & Match on September 21, 2017, and began promotions on Mnet's M Countdown.[12] The English version of their song "Loonatic" was released on October 23.[13] On October 31 they released a repackaged edition of the extended play, titled Max & Match, which included three new songs.[14]

    Between November 2017 and January 2018, they released the solo single albums for new members Yves, Chuu, and Go Won, continuing the monthly pattern along with the digital single "The Carol 2.0" sung by Yves, Vivi, and Choerry.[15] In March 2018, they released the solo single album for final member, Olivia Hye.[16] On May 30, 2018, the group's third sub-unit, Loona yyxy, made their debut with the extended play Beauty & the Beat. The single "love4eva" featuring Canadian musician Grimes was released the same day with an accompanying music video.[17]

    On August 7, 2018, Loona released "Favorite" as a digital pre-debut single.[18] The video was to be their first as a full group and focuses on the group's choreography.[19]

    On August 15, Blockberry published the official tracklist for [+ +] (read as plus plus) as their debut extended play as a full group.[20] The extended play was released on August 20, 2018 alongside the lead single, "favOriTe".[21] [+ +] was repackaged as [X X] (read as multiple multiple) on February 19, 2019, with six additional tracks, including a new single, "Butterfly".[22]

    On December 13, 2019, Loona released a single called "365" as an appreciation song for their fans.[23]

    On February 5, 2020, Loona released their second EP titled #, along with the title track "So What".[24]

    On March 12, 2020, Loona took their first music show trophy with "So What" on Mnet's M Countdown.[25]



    EVERYONE STOP TALKING[edit | edit source]

    THEY RELEASED A NEW NNSG VIDEO

    NO WAY... this is so surreal. I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 02:12, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    ikr this is wild and I'm here for it. ya pal Ace (Message Wall) (contribs) 02:20, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    This highkey reminds me of that time they brought back 6teen just to tell us to vote. Piece,File:Lemres-puyo-puyo-7-8.06.jpg of,File:Lemres-puyo-puyo-7-8.06.jpgcake. 02:24, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    Okay now that that's outta the way, let's get to the most important thing...

    THE LEMRES ARMY[edit | edit source]

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    Do not attempt to resist

    An honest question[edit | edit source]

    What if the whole shutdown thing turns out to be a hoax? What if we aren't gonna be shut down? Would FANDOM salvage us if they could, and why? Would they do it because of our reputation? Or how long this wiki has been up? What purpose would this page serve, other than to just be meaningless in the grand scheme of things? Exactly.


    just kidding FUNNY BOB


    Answer to Above[edit | edit source]

    eh tt's fine we'll probably look back on this and laugh a bit if it all works out. ya pal Ace (Message Wall) (contribs) 02:31, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    Answer 2[edit | edit source]

    I don't think this page would be meaningless in that scenario at all. I'm having a great time doing this with y'all, isn't that meaningful? I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 02:22, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    Yeah it's so much fun messing around like this. Even if the wiki survives we need to do this more often. Piece,File:Lemres-puyo-puyo-7-8.06.jpg of,File:Lemres-puyo-puyo-7-8.06.jpgcake. 02:24, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    If this wiki doesn't die I agree with MS! No, that's wrong!! (talk) 02:26, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    yeah lets just have some fun yall ya pal Ace (Message Wall) (contribs) 02:31, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    Oh yeah, I also agree for sure. I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 02:45, April 12, 2020 (UTC)


    Even if the wiki shuts down IIRC we can get a backup of the content and bring it back in Miraheze or something. Piece,File:Lemres-puyo-puyo-7-8.06.jpg of,File:Lemres-puyo-puyo-7-8.06.jpgcake. 02:32, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    Yeah I got MS to backup some of my major pages that I don’t want to lose No, that's wrong!! (talk) 02:36, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    I've heard that the backup doesn't contain images. If that's the case, what do you guys think we should do about it? Just try to salvage as many images as we can fit on our drives? I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 02:37, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    I guess so. But since there are like 50k images I don't think we can salvage every single one. But I guess sacrifices have to be made. It's the best we can make of a bad situation. Piece,File:Lemres-puyo-puyo-7-8.06.jpg of,File:Lemres-puyo-puyo-7-8.06.jpgcake. 02:43, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    Yeah, that's true. We'll have to judge ourselves which images are worth saving. Guess I'll get started on that soon. I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 02:45, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    Penis Music[edit | edit source]

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    I've got a question for yall...[edit | edit source]



    No I lost my ass in a horrible car crash in 1982 and I had to get a cheap replacement with no fart function.Piece,File:Lemres-puyo-puyo-7-8.06.jpg of,File:Lemres-puyo-puyo-7-8.06.jpgcake. 02:29, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    Maybe. I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 02:45, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    Eminem Dressed Up As Max Headroom[edit | edit source]

    Dude[edit | edit source]

    Way if we pees form buts?

    YOUNG WILD BOYS IN THE PARK AT NIGHT YEAH

    Let Me Speak Spanish[edit | edit source]

    Hola! Estoy hablando Español, amigo.

    Ayaya![edit | edit source]

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    Ava Max - Sweet But Psycho SECTION[edit | edit source]

    Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
    A little bit psycho
    At night she's screamin'
    "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
    Oh, she's hot but a psycho
    So left but she's right though
    At night she's screamin'
    "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

    She'll make you curse, but she a blessing
    She'll rip your shirt within a second
    You'll be coming back, back for seconds
    With your plate, you just can't help it

    No, no, you'll play along
    Let her lead you o-, o-, on
    You'll be saying, "No, no"
    Then saying, "Yes, yes, yes"
    'Cause she messin' with your head

    Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
    A little bit psycho
    At night she's screamin'
    "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
    Oh, she's hot but a psycho
    So left but she's right though
    At night she's screamin'
    "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

    Grab a cop gun kinda crazy
    She's poison but tasty
    Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
    'Cause she's sweet but a psycho
    A little bit psycho
    At night she's screamin'
    "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

    See, someone said, "Don't drink her potions"
    She'll kiss your neck with no emotion
    When she's mean, you know you love it
    'Cause she tastes so sweet, don't sugarcoat it

    No, no, you'll play along
    Let her lead you o-, o-, on
    You'll be saying, "No (no, no, no, no), no (no, no)"
    Then saying, "Yes, yes, yes"
    'Cause she messin' with your head

    Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
    A little bit psycho
    At night she's screamin'
    "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
    Oh, she's hot but a psycho
    So left but she's right though
    At night she's screamin'
    "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

    Grab a cop gun kinda crazy
    She's poison but tasty
    Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
    'Cause she's sweet but a psycho
    A little bit psycho
    At night she's screamin'
    "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

    You're just like me, you're out your mind
    I know it's strange, we're both the crazy kind
    You're tellin' me that I'm insane
    Boy, don't pretend that you don't love the pain

    Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
    A little bit psycho
    At night she's screamin'
    "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
    Oh, she's hot but a psycho
    So left but she's right though
    At night she's screamin'
    "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

    Grab a cop gun kinda crazy
    She's poison but tasty
    Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"
    'Cause she's sweet but a psycho
    A little bit psycho
    At night she's screamin'
    "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
    (Listen here.)

    script เฉาก๊วยชากังราว[edit | edit source]

    กลับมาพบกันอีกเช่นเคยนะครับครับสำหรับท่านที่เดินผ่านไปผ่านมา วันนี้เฉาก๊วยชากังราวได้มาบริการท่านพ่อแม่พี่น้องกันอีกแล้วนะครับ อากาศร้อนๆอย่างนี้นะครับเฉาก๊วยสักถ้วยชื่นใจ แม้อากาศไม่ร้อนก็ทานกันได้นะครับ ทานได้ทุกฤดูกาลนะครับ นอกจากเฉาก๊วยชากังราวจะอร่อยแล้วก็ยังมีประโยชน์ต่อร่างกายอีกมากมายเช่นแก้ร้อนใน แก้หวัด แก้โรคความดันโลหิตสูง แก้ท่ออักเสบ ตับอักเสบ แล้วก็เบาหวาน แต่สำหรับท่านที่ไม่เคยเห็นต้นเฉาก๊วยเรามีต้นเฉาก๊วยมาให้พ่อแม่พี่น้องได้ดูได้ชมกันด้วยนะครับ โอกาสหน้าอย่าลืมนะครับ เฉาก๊วยชากังราวแท้ๆที่เราทำจากยางเฉาก๊วยจริงๆนะครับ

    Super Idol Meme be like...[edit | edit source]

    Super Idol 的笑容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱一百零五度的你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

    Super Idol 的笑容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱一百零五度的你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

    Super Idol 的笑容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱一百零五度的你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

    Super Idol 的笑容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱一百零五度的你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

    Super Idol 的笑容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱一百零五度的你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

    Other ARMS[edit | edit source]

    Well, well well well well! Lemme get a look at the menagerie... You must be Ribbon Girl, You must be Ninjara, And Dr Coyle’s Springtron! She took YOU. With her. Isn’t that just... SWELL?

    Springtron: It can’t be...

    Ohohoho, but it CAN be! And it is! I’ve got a new style... And a few new ARMS, that are gonna put an end, To your happily ever after ONCE AND FOR ALL!

    Spring Man: Woah, woah! This must be a misunderstanding. In case you haven’t heard, I’ve established peace in the-

    Yeah, yeah, I’ve HEARD. I’ve had your little message to the ARMS League ON LOOP! I just love that part... Where Dr Coyle spends the rest of her days in this USELESS LEAGUE with a BUNCH... OF... NOBODIES!

    That’s right I heard the story over and over again Gee its swell to finally meet her other friends That’s right I heard the story, don’t really like how it ends Gee its swell to finally meet her other friends-

    What did she say about me? What did she saaaaay? What did you do without me? What did you dooooo? Did you play games without me? What did you plaaaaay? Did you think all this time that I wouldn’t find out about YOOOOU???

    Oh, that’s right I heard the story over and over again Gee its swell to finally meet her other friends...

    Ninjara: He’s stretching circles around us...

    Ribbon Girl: I’m rusty, give me a break!

    Springtron: It really is him, but he can’t be serious...

    Spring Man: You know him, Springtron? Can you tell us who he is?

    ... WHO AM I? WHO AM I? What are you even saying!? I’m the loser of the game you Didn’t know you were playing! Let’s play another game This time I get to WIN! Lives on the line! Winner takes all! Ready or not, LET’S BEGIN!

    Oh, that’s right I heard the story over and over again Gee its swell to finally beat her other friends That’s right I heard the story, don’t really like how it ends Gee its swell to finally beat her oooother....

    Oooother....

    Oooother....

    ....friends....

    Can't wait to get to Maple Town
    My favorite place to be
    Maple Town and me

    Living each day, we laugh and we play
    My favorite place to be
    Maple Town and me

    Can't wait to get to Maple Town
    My favorite place to be
    Maple Town and me

    Living each day, we laugh and we play
    My favorite place to be
    Maple Town and me

    an essay on wasps[edit | edit source]

    fuck wasps. fuck their yellow asses when they pop out of a tree and shove their spiky asses into your body it hurts dammit

    unlike their cute innocent cousin bees they are not nice.

    message to all wasps on the planet[edit | edit source]

    fuck you

    sign here if you hate wasps[edit | edit source]

    Sorry guys I'm a wasp apologist[edit | edit source]

    Piece,File:Lemres-puyo-puyo-7-8.06.jpg of,File:Lemres-puyo-puyo-7-8.06.jpgcake. 18:51, April 12, 2020 (UTC)

    what's a wasp[edit | edit source]

    Daniel The Ravenpaw Fan (talk) 00:43, April 13, 2020 (UTC)

    RONNIEANNECHOCCYMILKRONNIEANNECHOCCYMILK[edit | edit source]

    My name is Lincoln Loud[edit | edit source]

    I'm back in town

    Another rap battle

    Against a clown


    Your lazy animation makes[edit | edit source]

    Teen Titans Go! look like art

    Your cartoon might be popular

    But your ratings are fart


    hi *slaps your ass*[edit | edit source]

    this guy comes behind your girl and he slaps her ass wyd[edit | edit source]

    Another question.[edit | edit source]

    File:Why do they call it oven.jpg

    An answer to that question[edit | edit source]

    Because out cold hot food in hot cold food eat in food cold hot cold food in oven hot out oven.

    sig[edit | edit source]

    List of foods[edit | edit source]

    • Pickles
    • Cheese
    • Cheesburgers
    • Muffins
    • Fried chicken
    • Pickles again
    • Unfried chicken
    • Flubee Burgers
    • Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo GameCube (2001)
    • Tomato
    • Peanut butter and jelly
    • Concrete
    • Krabby Patties
    • Coddy-Batties

    That's it! That's all the foods ever made!

    ON NETFILX FROM MY BLU-RAY... 56756 AND I am allergic to the brand of shampoo they have.

    Okay, I just gotta say that Pickle Rick is probably the funniest meme ever in the history of anything ever unironically. He seriously turned himself into a pickle. I can't believe it. 6 August 2017 best day of my entire life.

    Todd Howard TELLING LIES in West Virginia?!?!!!!?!?!?!????? Gamign?!?!?!? and the day goes on hi, i'm steve might quit Mount St. Helens is about to Blow Up alphabet shuffle history of japan Why did Russia sell Alaska to America? Biscuit nugget.

    Captain Tubb and his crew![edit | edit source]

    obama daddy[edit | edit source]

    Barack Obama loves BTS.jpg

    The entire script to Season 1 Episode 12 of The Casagrandes[edit | edit source]

    [Nighttime in the city, Ronnie Anne is in her room, and fills a duffle bag with hygienic products. Carl and CJ enter her room]
    Carl: "Tonight is gonna be awesome! I didn't even know sleeping over at the zoo was a thing."
    Ronnie Anne: "I know, it was so nice of Sid's mom to invite us."
    Carl: "I can't wait to see Keyon the Komodo Dragon. Did you know komodos are the last living dinosaurs?"
    CJ: "I can't wait to meet Bitsy the Elephant, I brought her favorite snack," [takes a bag of peanuts out of his bag]
    Carl: "And I'll bring my favorite snack, beef jerky."
    Sergio: [Squawks, and flies in] "Pack these too," [drops a bouquet of roses and an envelop sealed with a heart] "they're for my girlfriend Priscilla."
    Ronnie Anne: [Zips up her bag] "We won't have time to play Cupid for you Sergio." [She and CJ leave]
    Carl: "Besides, that bird dumped you dude."
    Sergio: [In denial] "It's complicated."


    [At the zoo, Ronnie Anne, CJ, and Carl are in the tour bus with Sid and Adelaide. Carl chanting 'Keyon']
    Ronnie Anne: "When's this tour gonna start, Carl's going bananas."
    Sid: "Soon, My mom just likes to make an entrance."
    [Suddenly, and elephant trumpets, And Becca comes riding in, she slides down the trunk and flips in front of the bus, the kids applaud]
    Adelaide: "Classic Mom."
    CJ: "Bitsy!" [CJ holds out some peanuts, and Bitsy takes them, leaving some spit on CJ's hand] "I'm never washing my hand again."
    Becca: "Hey kids, ready to have some fun?" [Everyone cheers] "Thanks for the lift Bitsy." [They make elephant noises together, Becca waving her arm like Bitsy's trunk, and they do a hand/trunk shake] "Back home, Girl." [Bitsy leaves. Becca grabs the bus intercom] "First up, is our night tour."
    [Everyone claps]
    Adelaide: "My favorite."
    Becca: "Our usual driver, Esteban, is at his prom tonight, but filling in for us, we have..."
    [Mr. Chang boards the bus, announcing himself]
    Stanley: "Two time GLART conductor of the month, Stanley Chang. A thank you, a thank you."
    Sid: "Classic Dad."
    Becca: "Now, we just have one rule; Stay with the group at all times."
    Carl: "Oh, oh, Mrs. Chang, when do we get to see Keyon?"
    Becca: "Oh, sorry Carl, komodo dragons are diurnal, they're awake during the day and asleep at night, so we're not gonna be visiting him." [Carl grumbles a little] "Don't worry, we'll be seeing lots of other fascinating animals tonight." [Everyone else cheers] "Starting with the-" [Just then Mr. Chang starts up the bus and floors it. Mrs. Chang closes the bus gate and off they go] "Honey, could you slow down?"
    Stanley: "Just seeing what this sweet ride can do."


    [Later, they are all in a giant monkey cage]
    Becca: "Welcome to our night monkey habitat, as a treat, you guys are gonna get to play with Davy, Peter, Micky, and Michael." [Each monkey drops in by it's name] "You know, like the band?" [The kids have no idea what she's talking about] "Ah, you guys are too young."
    [Everyone walks forward, except Carl who walks backwards and slips away, grabbing a basketball on the way out. He goes to the bus and combines the basketball with a spare outfit he has]
    Carl: "Okay, and if I use this, and this, and a little bit of that, it'll be perfect." [He draws his face on the basketball, tightens the hood and adds his Keyon hat] "Hmm, looks just like me, well, not quite as handsome." [Carl maniacally laughs, and then focuses, he looks around, but doesn't see that he is in fact being watched, by the fifth monkey in the cage, using his tail as binoculars. Nico sees Carl put his beef jerky in his pockets, and smacks his lips thinking about how much he wants it. He gets an idea, and put a makeshift dummy on his branch, and admires it the same way Carl did, maniacally laughs, and focuses, he swings himself through some broken bars at the top of the cage, and lands on the seat above Carl as he's finishing up with his own dummy] "Go away monkey. Can't you see I'm busy?" [Nico takes one of the jerkies out of Carl's pocket. Carl is not happy about it] "Hey that's my snack!" [Carl takes it back before Nico eats it. Nico blows raspberries at Carl, Carl does the same, Nico screeches at Carl, and Carl does the same, scaring Nico off. To the dummy] "See you later, I'm off to find Keyon."
    [Carl turns the dummies head to the side, and dives out of the bus, landing face first on the ground, he heads off, and Nico follows. just as the others leave the cage]
    Becca: "Alright, it's time to say goodbye to the monkeys and move on to our next stop on the tour." [Looks back] "Okay, quick head count." [Starts with the monkey playing musical instruments] "One, two, three, four, hmm... five." [Points to Nico's dummy] "Perfect, okay kids, who wants to high five a hippo?"
    [The dummy's head falls off. All the kids agree, and Stanley takes off]


    [Meanwhile, Carl is looking at a zoo sign for directions, looks around, and head off in one direction]
    Carl: "I think the Komodo dragon exhibit is this way." [He walks into a darker area of the zoo. When it's pitch black, a set of orange eyes appears in front of him, he yelps] "It's okay Carl, you're not afraid of one little animal." [Suddenly even more eyes appear, including two giant red ones] "You are afraid of that!" [Carl runs off screaming, and runs right through a pile of brown stuff] "This dirt smells weird." [Sniffs and realizes] "Gah!" [Shakes it off] "Not dirt! Not dirt!" [Just then, Nico returns with a spray bottle and rag. He helps Carl clean off, and flourishes. But Carl's not pleased] "You again? Vete! I work alone." [Carl walks off, but Nico flings poop at him and he falls over] "I hate monkeys."


    [Back at the bus]
    Adelaide: "Ooh, looks Carl, a baby sloth." [Points to said sloth, who slowly smiles at them. Adelaide notices Carl's lack of response; sassily] "What? Are you too cool for sloths?"
    [The dummy falls forward, confusing Adelaide]
    Sid: "Yeah, what's up Carl? You're quiet tonight."
    Ronnie Anne: "I say we just enjoy it while it lasts."
    [All four laugh]


    [Meanwhile, Carl pops out of a bush and looks around]
    Carl: "Maybe Keyon was this way. Yah!" [Covers his mouth when he comes across some sleeping, smelly, animals. He ushers his way around them] "Nice skunks, don't mind me, just passing through." [Carl gets around them and is relieved, when suddenly, Nico jumps on him] "Monkey, no." [Nico takes the jerky again, but Carl takes it back] "Stop it! It's my beef jerky." [Nico gets mad and screeches as loud as he can, waking the angry skunks. Nico runs and the skunks target Carl] "At least the skunk smell covers up the poop smell."


    [Back at the bus]
    Adelaide: "Ooh, look Carl, isn't that Sergio's girlfriend, Priscilla?" [Points to the ostrich]
    Ronnie Anne: "Ex-girlfriend."
    Sid: "Talk about squawk-ward."
    [The two laugh]
    Adelaide: [Shake's Carl's head] "Carl, look."
    [The basketball falls off Carl's dummy, Adelaide and CJ are very mixed up by this]
    CJ: "Carl's head fell off his body."
    [Ronnie Anne, Sid, and Mr. & Mrs. Chang gasp]
    Ronnie Anne: "I knew Carl couldn't be quiet for that long."
    Sid: "He must have snuck off to see Keyon."
    Becca: "You kids stay with Mr. Chang and finish the tour, I'll find Carl."
    [Becca makes elephant noises and holds out an arm, Bitsy takes it and carries Becca away]
    Stanley: "So, who wants to see how fast this thing can go?"
    [Everyone raises their hand]


    [Meanwhile, Carl is running along, and comes across something on the ground]
    Carl: "Sweet, a zoo map." [Looks at it] "Now I'll find Keyon for sure." [He turns it around, but gets it snatched, by Nico, who blows raspberries at him again] "Hey! Give that back, I need that." [Carl starts wrestling Nico for the map, and wins] "Ha! Gotta be quicker than that to beat Carl Casa-" [Suddenly, the giraffe picks up the map, Taking Carl and Nico too, both of them scream on the way up] "No jirafa, no." [Carl and Nico start screaming again, but the giraffe puts them down gently, next to a sign Carl was looking for, and starts eating the map] "Hey, the komodo dragon exhibit is that way. Thanks jirafa." [The giraffe sneezes on Carl, Nico laughs hysterically] "Blech, man I'm really gonna need a bath later."
    [Carl shakes it off, and he head off, followed by Nico]


    [At the Komodo dragon exhibit, Bitsy and Becca arrive, and see nothing]
    Becca: "Hmm, no Carl, come on Bitsy, we'll have to go back and track him." [They head off. At the anteater habitat, the anteater eats some ants. Bitsy makes trumpet noises to the anteater, and the anteater make some right back, Bitsy points in the other direction. Becca gestures Bitsy to go that way. They arrive at the pile of poop, and Becca sniffs it] "Still fresh he can't be too far." [To Bitsy] "You check Panda Paradise, I'll look in African Adventure. Okay, just like we practiced." [Bitsy throws Becca in the air. Becca makes condor sounds, and an condor comes and takes her away. She looks around, and gestures for the bird to let her down. She lands net to a hippo, and shines a flashlight in it's mouth, Carl's not there, ao she pets the hippo and leaves. Meanwhile, Bitsy shows a photo of Carl to the pandas, but they don't know where he is, Bitsy leaves. One panda tries to grab a branch, but falls, the other on laughs so hard he falls too. Next, Becca comes out of a kangaroo pouch with her binoculars, and then the other kangaroo. She stands on a high rock, looks around and gasps, she sees Carl and Nico run past] "Bingo."
    [Meanwhile, Carl and Nico hear a sound behind them]
    Carl: [Looks and gasps] "Zoo cops, they're on to us."
    [A silhouette comes running towards them with a flashlight]
    Nico: "Uh-oh." [Gets on Carl]
    Carl: "Monkey, we gotta hide." [Nico looks around, and points at the bench. The two dive underneath it, and keep quiet, Becca is standing right on top of them, Nico gets an idea, he takes out a bunch of bananas] "How can you eat at a time like this?"
    [Nico throws the bananas the other way, which makes a noise]
    Becca: "Huh?" [Goes to the noise]
    Carl: [Impressed] "Hey, that's using your coco monkey, maybe you're not a bad partner after all." [The two fist bump, and head off. They make it to the Komodo dragon exhibit] "Yes! We made it!" [Looks around] "Look, there's Keyon." [Points to the sleeping Komodo] "Hey, Keyon, wake up, it's Carl, your future best friend." [Keyon continues to snore, Carl takes of his jacket] "Hey! Wake up!" [Carl swings his jacket in the air, making wailing sounds] "Get up lizard!" [He continues wailing, and a piece of jerky flies out of his jacket. Nico sees it, he makes a heart shape with his tail and his mouth starts watering. The jerky lands right in front of Keyon. Carl continues making noise] "Monkey, are you gonna help me out here?" [Carl realizes that Nico is not there and looks around] "Huh? Monkey, what are you doing?" [Nico issneaking into the exhibit for the jerky, Carl waves his arms trying to get his attention, but Nico grabs the jerky] "Forget the jerky, get out of there, get, out, of, there." [Nico does a victory dance] "I am not playing!" [Nico takes the wrapper off the jerky and throws it away, it lands in Keyon's head and wakes him up, Keyon is really mad at Nico, but Nico, unaware, just sits down and eats] "I know I'm gonna be in so much trouble but..." [As loud as he can] "Help! Auxilio! Zoo cops! Anyone!"
    [The ground starts to shake, and Bitsy arrives, jumps down next to Carl]
    Becca: "Carl, what's going on? Are you okay?"
    Carl: "I'm fine, it's the monkey." [Keyon's mouth is watering above Nico, who smells the saliva, dips the jerky in it, an continues eating] "Keyon's about to eat him and it's all my fault."
    Becca: "Don't worry, I'll handle this. Bitsy, watch Carl" [Bitsy salutes and grabs Carl with his trunk, Becca goes in and takes cover behind a log. Keyon snarls at Nico, just as he finishes the jerky. Carl and Bitsy gasp. Becca rips a branch off the log and prepares to throw it] "Nico run!"
    [She throws the branch, propping Keyons mouth open, Nico realizes that he's about to get eaten, screams and runs before Keyon snaps the branch. Becca dives and grabs Nico before Keyon jumps on him. Keyon gets up and snarls again]
    Carl: "I can't look."
    [He and Bitsy cover their eyes, but take a little peek. Becca takes out a bone. Keyon snarls at first, but then is rather exited about the bone]
    Becca: [Tosses it] "Go fetch."
    [Keyon goes after the bone]
    Carl: [Amazed, gasps] "Wow, how do I get that job?" [Bitsy takes out an application and gives it to Carl; deadpan] "A job application, how obvious."
    [Carl looks at the application, while Becca and Nico pet Keyon]


    [Later, Carl is back with the others, telling them about the whole thing]
    Carl: "He was as big as this tram, with teeth as big as your head, and right when he was about to eat the monkey, Mrs. Chang swooped in and saved him, she's like a dragon tamer."
    Adelaide & Sid: "Classic Mom."
    Carl: "I would have helped, but, uh, I was wearing the wrong shoes."
    Ronnie Anne: [Sarcastically] "Uh-huh, sure Carl. But we are glad you're okay."
    Becca: "Me too, but I think you and I need to have a little chat Carl."
    Carl: [Goes over to Becca] "I'm sorry I didn't stay with the group Mrs. Chang, I understand if you wanna call my parents and have them pick me up."
    Becca: "I guess I could do that, but I have another idea. How about you help out at the zoo for a couple days? That way you can learn about the animals and see why we have our rules."
    Carl: [Gasps] "Really? I'd love to. Can I help feed Keyon? Or give him a bath?"
    Becca: [Giggles] "I think we can work something out."
    Carl: "Yes!"
    CJ: "That's your punishment? I wanna help too." [Takes a step away from the bus] "Look I'm not with the group."
    Becca: "Okay CJ, you can help too." [To Carl] "Ready to say goodbye to your friend?"
    Carl: [Fist bumps Nico, who's back in his cage] "Adios monkey, glad you didn't become dragon chow."
    Becca: "Alright, let's get you guys to the campground." [She and Carl go to the bus, Nico waves goodbye] "Everybody ready?"
    Everyone: "Campground! Campground! Campground!"
    [Meanwhile at the ostrich habitat, Sergio has a bouquet of roses, but she won't even look at him]
    Sergio: [Desparate] "Priscilla, talk to me, I've changed."
    [Priscilla takes one look at Sergio, and puts her head in the ground]

    Tame Impala - "The Less I Know The Better"[edit | edit source]

    [Verse 1]
    Someone said they left together, I ran out the door to get her
    She was holding hands with Trevor, not the greatest feeling ever
    Said, "Pull yourself together, you should try your luck with Heather"
    Then I heard they slept together, oh, the less I know the better
    The less I know the better

    [Chorus 1]
    Oh my love, can't you see yourself by my side?
    No surprise when you're on his shoulder like every night
    Oh my love, can't you see that you're on my mind
    Don't suppose we could convince your lover to change his mind
    So goodbye

    [Verse 2]
    She said, "It's not now or never, wait ten years, we'll be together"
    I said, "Better late than never, just don't make me wait forever"
    Don't make me wait forever
    Don't make me wait forever

    [Chorus 2]
    Oh my love, can't you see yourself by my side?
    I don't suppose you could convince your lover to change his mind

    [Outro]
    I was doing fine without ya till I saw your face, now I can't erase
    Giving in to all his bullshit, is this what you want? Is this who you are?
    I was doing fine without ya till I saw your eyes turn away from mine
    Oh, sweet darling, where he wants you, said, "Come on Superman, say your stupid line"
    Said, "Come on Superman, say your stupid line"
    Said, "Come on Superman, say your stupid line"

    IT'S A BONFIRE[edit | edit source]

    TURN THE LIGHTS OUT

    I'M BURNING EVERYTHING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TALK ABOUT

    IT'S A BONFIRE

    TURN THE LIGHTS OUT

    I'M BURNING EVERYTHING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TALK ABOUT

    Imagine watching vic🤢🤢🤢 watching victorio-🤢🤢🤢 i can't even say it 🤢[edit | edit source]

    yes

    jojo[edit | edit source]

    ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/shitpostcrusaders r/unexpectedjojo r/expectedjojo perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance


    flamingo by kero kero bonito is a garbage song[edit | edit source]

    and thats a fact

    bee tee ess[edit | edit source]

    You're part of the problem, obviously people like the group but the problem is them not having BTS as their favorite group, which again is something everyone in this subreddit should have, it should be almost an unspoken rule of the sorts. I know that's a big ask which might seem unreasonable but I just don't see any logical reason one could have for liking another group more or even as much, their musical output is so head and shoulders above these other acts that there's barely a point of comparison. Their music spans deep intricate messages about bettering the relationship with oneself, on the other hand the most upvoted MV this week in this sub is some girls in school outfits just trying to look lost and pretty, it's another galaxy and should be recognized as such. Also if my comment was so unreasonable it wouldn't be +18 upvoted, clearly a lot of people share these sentiments

    OH WOW SILVER[edit | edit source]

    Edit: oh wow! silver!? Thats insane!! I cant believe it, im famous! R.I.P my inbox LOL! Thanks so much to the kind stranger that took their time and money (silver costs money) to give this stupid comment silver that took me 4 seconds to type. Hmm, i wonder why such a stupid comment would be my top comment... Oh, shit! I just got a fucking email from The Ellen show! They saw that i was famous and invited me! Thanks Ellen, very cool! Well guys, im leaving my job and selling my wife! Cya later aligator im finna go buy some hookers and cocaine now that i have a silver coin and my gofundme page has blown up.. Sorry Rebecca but you were a fucking hoe so just take the kids and leave, i got reddit karma and fame instead of you! I cant thank you guys enough for the upvotes and silver coin you have given me. You have changed my life. So yeah i gotta go lol, thanks again for the upvotes and silver (kind stranger)!

    SIMP![edit | edit source]

    King Koopa (Aka Gay Bowser) is a fucking simp. He values Princess Peach in the highest regard, even though she, and everybody else want him fucking dead. He's always sticking his nose into Peach's business, and will stop at nothing to kidnap that waifu princess. He doesn't fucking learn either. Even after getting swung away by the tail, "So long, gay Bowser!" getting obliterated into space bits and falling into the pit I don't know how many times. He just doesn't fucking give up. It's like he lives for the princess. Oh, and WHY?! SHE'S FUCKING USELESS! ALL SHE DOES IS GET FUCKING KIDNAPPED, BAKE CAKE AND FLOAT AROUND LIKE A FUCKING BALLOON! He could probably do better. I mean, Pauline's WAY hotter. I'd smash her in a heartbeat instead of Peach. I rest my case. Bowser is the biggest simp of us all.

    Sincerely, Mario

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go all the way across the universe and save Peach.

    WOAH NO WAY[edit | edit source]

    A girl 👧😲😲 .... AND a Jojos Bizarre Adventure fan? 🤯😨Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!♨️ eyes pop out 👀😳AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 🥵🥵🥵WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF 🐶🐶🐶 *tongue bursts out

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    I am so fucking sad.


    Copy and pasting "Cakey" as I hold my breath and stopping when I can't hold it anymore[edit | edit source]

    Cakey...

    Cakey...!

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    TOP 10 N WORDS[edit | edit source]

    10. Negative

    9. Nevada

    8. Nissan

    7. Number

    6. Nine

    5. No

    4. Nick

    3. Nigeria

    2. Noob

    1: Nice

    Honorable mention: NI

    Papa Tony's Pizza Stinks![edit | edit source]

    Have you noticed that Papa Tony's has started to really go downhill lately? It all started when they took the barbecue chicken off of their menu and replaced it with a spinach pizza. Then they stopped selling grape soda. Papa Tony's was the only place in town you could get grape soda, so now I have to drink root beer, but it's really not the same. And half the time the soda water doesn't mix right the syrup, so you either get corn syrup sludge or soda water. I think they're just trying to give you a bad fountain soda experience so you'll pay for the canned soda, which costs twice as much. My last complaint is about the napkins. You used to be able to use as many as you wanted, but now Tony only lets you have two, and if you take more he gives you a dirty look.

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    A note to everyone...[edit | edit source]

    Mumfie's creator recently told everyone that she doesn't like people doing bad things to her show. I regret shoehorning Scarecrow in as a result of it. I shoehorned him in because Tails and Kermit were also randomly shoehorned in. Please, no more Pooh Goes Poops with Scarecrow in them! The Mumfie Team may get mad at you. I've already told her about Mumfcrow. We don't want to get our Wikia in trouble, do we? I'm sorry for doing this. Also, please no more Pooh Goes Poop things. It just makes our wikia look bad. I now realize that the mistakes I made have ruined the wikia. We have to make good things like fan-made games, not garbage like Pooh Goes Poop! From now on, I will start to do good things like the others on here. --Mimitchi33 (talk) 17:17, November 25, 2014 (UTC)


    heres the best vine ever made[edit | edit source]

    Theme song for this page[edit | edit source]

    THIS IS THE ULTIMATE RANDOM
    OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
    FUN GIFS VIDEOS BLOCKS OF TEXT
    AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
    THIS WIKI MAY NOT SURVIVE
    I WONDER IF THAT WILL BE
    THIS IS THE ULTIMATE RANDOM
    OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

    OMG I LOVE THAT SONG. I KNOW ALL THE LYRICS BY HEART IT'S LITERALLY SUCH A BOP -User:PixelMiette/Signature

    I know! It's incredible, and so skillfully written. I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 03:05, April 13, 2020 (UTC)

    Peanut butter hjellly[edit | edit source]

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    WOAH those really do be peanut butter and jelly sandwiches doe :flushed:[edit | edit source]

    EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR ONWARD COP

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    ONWARD COP ONWARD COP

    ONWARD COP

    q[edit | edit source]

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    Hello Internet, welcome to Game Theory. Today I'm going to smoke crack. This is quagsire isle! Which means the. qwertyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm Bling. Aw, why is it so bitcrushed? Oh, hello Kirby! Hi! Hi everyone else sitting in this room with me choosing not to speak, making me look like an asshole. He specializes in technology making,and is popular for being blue. Stick on there,a stick fried chicken. fried chicken chicken fried Calculator qe hello metotala me to rokle rofl lol lol crey ista pe correctly. Not gonna lie, this page be pretty random doe O_O. Friend! Jón Jósep Snæbjörnsson) t83vgt8et gndrte Template:GGGGG

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    Neck Deep Official Neck Deep Lyrics Subtitles Bulgarian VERIFIED English to Bulgarian Translation Neck Deep Lyrics in Bulgarian Pop Punk Music Lyrics Discography 2012 Rain In July 2013 A History of Bad Decisions 2014 Wishful Thinking 2015 Life's Not Out to Get You 2017 The Peace and the Panic Singles Torn Don't Tell Me It's Over She's a God Lowlife

    one of the greatest songs ever[edit | edit source]

    I DON'T GIVE A FUCC IF YOU'VE GOT ICE ON YOUR WRIST
    AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCC IF YOU'RE FUCCING MY BITCH
    I DONT GIVE A FUCC IF YOU THINK THAT I'M AVERAGE
    AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCC IF YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOUR RICH
    I'M SPITTIN' LYRICAL FACTS
    YOU'RE SATIRICALLY WACC
    I GOT MY HAND ON THE GAT
    YOU MAKE NOTHING BUT CRAP
    BITCH I CAME HERE TO RAP
    SHUT THE FUCC UP TRAP IS WACC
    SO PLEASE OPEN YOUR THRID EYE AND REALIZE I'M KILLIN YOU CLOWNS BY SUPRISE
    PLEASE DESCRIBE WHY YOU'RE BETTER THAN MC ICY THE RAP MASTERMIND
    I'M RIPPIN N FLIPPIN N DIPPIN N SKIPPIN N SIPPIN N SPITTIN N RAPPIN N FLOWIN
    I'M GLOWIN NO FOOLIN' FAKE GANGSTAS I'M EXPOSIN NO POINT IN HIDIN I'LL BLAST YOU IN YOUR EYELID
    N SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL ORIGINAL LYRICAL MIRACLE INDIVIDUAL KILLIN MUMBLE RAPPERS WITH GREAT LYRICS
    GAY ASS MUMBLE RAPPERS WONDERING WHAT IS THIS WHERE'S A WITNESS WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN FUCCING BUSINESS
    PIECE OF SHIT THIS AIN'T ARITHMETIC YOU DICC STOP TRYING TO TRICC ME AND DIFFERENTIATE ME I WILL EASILY
    SHOOT YOUR BLOCC WITH THE GLOCC JUST LIKE THE HOMIE 2Pac REST IN PEACE TO THE KING I WISH HIM ALL HIS BLING
    FUCC YOU
    REAL HIP HOP

    See the amazing music video directed by Cole Benett who also worked with Juice WRLD! (Rip)

    Reviews[edit | edit source]

    what the fuck is this shit......its fyre. I got murder on my mind (wall | contribs) 03:20, April 13, 2020 (UTC)

    THIS SLAPS. I've got black eyes and broken dreams. (wall | contribs) 03:10, April 13, 2020 (UTC)


    love him or hate him he's spittin straight FACTS User:PixelMiette/Signature

    Good gucci song! - EmBee


    mashed potatoes can be your friends :)[edit | edit source]

    Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
    It's time for us to join in the fight
    It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
    It's time to let the bedbugs bite

    You better put all your eggs in one basket
    You better count your chickens before they hatch
    You better sell some wine before its time
    You better find yourself an itch to scratch

    You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Whipple's not around
    Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

    Talk with your mouth full
    Bite the hand that feeds you
    Bite off more than you chew
    What can you do
    Dare to be stupid

    Take some wooden nickles
    Look for Mr. Goodbar
    Get your mojo working now
    I'll show you how
    You can dare to be stupid

    You can turn the other cheek
    You can just give up the ship
    You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

    Dare to be stupid
    Come on and dare to be stupid
    It's so easy to do
    Dare to be stupid
    We're all waiting for you
    Let's go

    It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
    So can I have a volunteer
    There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
    Now it's time for crying in your beer

    Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
    Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
    And party 'till you're broke and they drag you away
    It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

    It's like spitting on a fish
    It's like barking up a tree
    It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

    Dare to be stupid (yes)
    Why don't you dare to be stupid
    It's so easy to do
    Dare to be stupid
    We're all waiting for you
    Dare to be stupid

    Burn your candle at both ends
    Look a gift horse in the mouth
    Mashed potatoes can be your friends

    You can be a coffee achiever
    You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
    The future's up to you
    So what you gonna do

    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    What did I say
    Dare to be stupid
    Tell me, what did I say
    Dare to be stupid
    It's alright
    Dare to be stupid
    We can be stupid all night
    Dare to be stupid
    Come on, join the crowd
    Dare to be stupid
    Shout it out loud
    Dare to be stupid
    I can't hear you
    Dare to be stupid
    OK, I can hear you now
    Dare to be stupid
    Let's go, Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid


    it's almost 1 am and i'm listening to weird al songs, i truly couldn't be happier[edit | edit source]

    AND NOW GET READY FOR.... HARDWARE STORE!!!!!!

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    Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
    Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
    I thought that I would go right out of my mind
    Until a friend told me the news

    He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot
    Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
    And on that spot they're gonna build a shop
    Where we can go buy bolts and screws"

    Since then I've been walking on air (air)
    I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
    'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
    I've been waiting since last June

    For this day to finally arrive
    I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
    'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
    Well, I hope they open soon

    I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
    When are they gonna open up that door?
    I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
    Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
    Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
    Hardware store

    In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
    Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
    I pressed my nose right up against the glass
    You know, I had to be first in line

    Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
    Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house
    See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
    One of them will be all mine

    Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
    Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
    Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
    All arranged alphabetically

    And they're doing a promotional stunt
    There's a great big purple sign out front
    That says every 27th customer
    Will get a ball peen hammer free

    I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
    When are they gonna open up that door?
    I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
    Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
    Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
    Hardware store

    I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
    Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
    Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
    Hardware store

    Would you look at all that stuff ...
    They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
    Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
    Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
    BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
    Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
    Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
    Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
    Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
    Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
    Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
    Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
    Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
    Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
    Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
    Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
    Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

    I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
    When are they gonna open up that door?
    I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
    Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
    Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
    Hardware store

    I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
    Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
    Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
    Hardware store

    I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
    Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
    Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
    Hardware store

    now time for my favorite weird al song[edit | edit source]

    A used pink bathrobe
    A rare mint snowglobe
    A Smurf TV tray
    I bought on eBay

    My house is filled with this crap
    Shows up in bubble wrap
    Most every day
    What I bought on eBay

    Tell me why I need another pet rock
    Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock
    Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee
    They had it on eBay

    I'll buy your knick-knack
    Just check my feedback
    "A++!" they all say
    They love me on eBay

    Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag
    Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag
    From some guy, I've never met, in Norway
    Found him on eBay

    I am the type who is liable to snipe you
    With two seconds left to go
    Got PayPal or Visa
    What ever'll please ya
    As long as I've got the dough

    I'll buy your tchotchkes
    Sell me your watch, please
    I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
    I'm highest bidder now

    Junk keeps arriving in the mail
    From that worldwide garage sale
    A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
    Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
    I bought it on eBay

    Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox
    Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks
    Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, used by Dr. Dre
    Found it on eBay

    Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster
    Pez dispensers and a toaster
    Don't know why
    The kind of stuff you'd throw away
    The way I do
    I'll buy on eBay

    What I bought on eBay

    THAT'S YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAYAYAYAYAYAYAY[edit | edit source]

    Aquarius
    There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
    Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

    Pisces
    Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
    You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

    Aries
    The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
    Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

    Taurus
    You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
    The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

    That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
    That's your horoscope for today
    That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
    That's your horoscope for today

    Gemini
    Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
    Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancée hurls a javelin through your chest

    Cancer
    The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
    Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

    Leo
    Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
    Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

    Virgo
    All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
    Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

    That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
    That's your horoscope for today
    That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
    That's your horoscope for today

    Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
    that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
    a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you
    but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions
    are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
    to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true

    Where was I?

    Libra
    A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you
    Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

    Scorpio
    Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
    Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

    Sagittarius
    All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
    Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

    Capricorn
    The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
    If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

    That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
    That's your horoscope for today
    That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
    That's your horoscope for today

    That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
    That's your horoscope for today
    That's your horoscope for today
    That's your horoscope for today

    He's coming[edit | edit source]

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    Yung Nugget - Simp Detector[edit | edit source]

    Well ma'am, the lab results came back and
    This is hard to say but
    Your son tested highly on our simp scale
    Oh goodness gracious
    But doctor, what does it even mean to be a simp?
    Well son, allow me to explain

    If you're only being nice
    'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
    You're a simp
    You're a simp, you're a simp
    When you pay for all the clothes
    And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
    You're a simp
    You're a simp, you're a simp

    You're a simp, you're a simp
    No you've never been a pimp
    You're a simp
    You're a simp, you're a simp
    Got no game, you's a lame
    And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
    You're a simp, you're a simp

    Ayy, but don't worry kid
    There's no need to stress
    'Cause I know a way to make these hoes obsessed
    You're trying too hard, this shit ain't complex
    All you gotta do is just follow these steps

    Don't cry like a bitch when she leaves you on read
    Just focus on getting some money instead
    When you pull up on her and flexing some bread
    In a matter of moments, her legs will be spread

    Once you get some cash, then work on your drip
    You can't pull no hoes in that basic ass fit
    Just cop you some ice to put on your wrist
    And take of those cargo shorts, they look like shit

    While we're on the topic, your hair needs some help
    'Cause right now it looks like you cut it yourself
    You better not pull up if you got a bowl cut
    'Cause they gon' be laughing like, "What, are you twelve?"

    Just one more step and then you'll be done
    This battle's over, your war is won
    You'll soon be proud of what you've become
    Just listen up for rule number one

    If you're tryna smash don't beg and plead
    She won't let you fuck if you're on your knees
    Stand up strong, don't be so weak
    It ain't even hard, repeat after me

    No, I won't do your homework just 'cause you hate math
    And I'm not giving you a ride to your big date with Chad
    Don't put pussy up on a pedestal, 'cause that shit is lame
    And for any guy that does, I've got one thing left to say

    You're a simp, you're a simp
    No, you've never been a pimp
    You're a simp
    You're a simp, you're a simp
    Got no game, you's a lame
    And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
    You're a simp, you're a simp

    i got BITCHES[edit | edit source]

    haha you thought i'd post the lyrics to I Got Bitches by A2M here didn't you

    well i didn't and i won't

    I WAS MADE TO HIT IN AMERICA! (STAN THE BEAT CRUSADERS)[edit | edit source]

    I've never dreamed before
    I'm gonna knock the door
    Into the world of perfect free
    (You ain't no lonely!)

    You're gonna say I'm lying
    I'm gonna get the chance
    I thought a chance is far from me
    (You ain't no lonely!)

    I was made to hit in America
    I was made to hit in America

    I've never dreamed before
    I'm gonna knock the door
    Into the world of perfect free
    (You ain't no lonely!)

    But you're gonna say I'm fool
    But now I made it true
    How many times I try to be
    (You ain't no lonely!)

    I was made to hit in America
    I was made to hit in America

    You are the sun
    You are the star
    (To me, forever)

    I was made to hit in America
    I was made to hit in America
    I was made to hit in America
    I was made to hit in America

    yee to the HAW[edit | edit source]

    howdy i am cowboy sonic

    Loud House Funny Moments[edit | edit source]

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    Very Scary[edit | edit source]

    gaming 3[edit | edit source]

    i hate anime.

    The return.[edit | edit source]

    That's right buddy. Back, from the 5658679367856397889347934745837th Dimension, which may or may not be in Tennessee, it's the comeback of a lifetime. Give it up for... File:Trianglehead and Longneck Noneck.png

    Coming this fall on Disney+.

    the sypnosis of casagrandes episode 6 but it's ran through gizoogle and i want to die[edit | edit source]

    Todizzle is Dizzle of tha Dead, n' tha Casagrande crew is hard at work gettin locked n loaded fo' tha festivities, like fuckin Bobby n' Hector hangin decorations n' Carl spreadin marigold petals on tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! As tha crew decorates, Ronnie Anne n' Sid ask Rosa what tha fuck her dope ass bustin. Rosa say dat her dope ass decoratin suttin' called a ofrenda, which be a cold-ass lil collection of objects placed on a ritual display meant ta honor dem playas whoz ass have took a dirt nap. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch elaborates dat tha ofrenda is fo' Lazaro, Rosaz daddy n' Ronnie Annez pimped out-grandfather, n' dat his wild lil' straight-up thangs was bowlin n' tamales, hence why tha ofrenda has dem two thangs on display. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sid asks if Dizzle of tha Dead is phat fo' pets as well, since Adelaidez pet frog, Froggy, took a dirt nap not too long ago, n' Rosa say fo'sho yo, but before dat thugged-out biiiatch can further explain tha traditions, Ronnie Anne n' Sid muthafuckin bounce.

    Inside tha Chang crib, Ronnie Anne n' Sid peep just how tha fuck much of a mess Adelaide is over tha dirtnap of Froggy. Da two hoes attempt ta cheer her up by sayin dat todizzle is Dizzle of tha Dead, which is tha time of tha year Froggy could come n' visit. They explain ta Adelaide dat they need ta cook up a ofrenda first fo' realz. Adelaide handz tha hoes a shitload of Froggyz straight-up thangs, like fuckin his wild lil' straight-up chicken bacon bits, his wild lil' straight-up porno Da Hoppit, a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shoestrin as a jump rope, a jar of flies, n' a lily pad wit a funky-ass big-ass flower n' shit. With tha ofrenda complete, Adelaide decides ta sit n' wait fo' Froggy ta return yo, but when Ronnie Anne n' Sid attempt ta tell her dat Froggy don't straight-up come back ta game, Adelaide gets fucked up again, sayin dat tha ofrenda make her miss Froggy even mo' n' mo' n' mo'. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seein how tha fuck they back ta square one again, Sid gets a idea.

    At Petez Pets pet store, Pete allows tha hoes ta rent a gangbangin' froggy frog tha day, sayin dat he a gangbangin' hustla of Beccaz alligator show. With a gangbangin' froggy frog up in they possession, they brang it ta tha Chang crib n' tell Adelaide dat Froggy is here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. This make Adelaide happy, n' proceedz ta spend her entire time wit "Froggy" fo' realz. As Adelaide chills, Ronnie Anne n' Sid proceed ta take tha froggy frog back ta tha pet store.

    When tha hoes arrive back ta tha crib, they discover dat Adelaide had fallen up in ludd wit tha holidizzle so much, dat dat biiiiatch wants ta do it again, dis time wit her Great Aunt Milly, Mista Muthafuckin Woodord (which Ronnie Anne n' Sid don't give a fuck whoz ass he is) n' Abraham Lincoln. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Realizin tha thang they put theyselves into, tha hoes proceed ta act like dem playas ta make Adelaide horny. Da hoes proceed ta act like Great Aunt Milly, n' they quickly consult Carlos, whoz ass agrees ta act like Abraham Lincoln fo' Adelaide fo' realz. As Adelaide works on her ofrenda, her big-ass booty suddenly encountas "Abraham Lincoln" n' "Great Aunt Milly", n' proceedz ta greet dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Not long afta greetin them, tha three attempt ta leave yo, but they disguises fall off, causin Adelaide ta realize dat no one straight-up came back (as well as revealin dat Mista Muthafuckin Woodford be a thugged-out dog), causin her ta fall tha fuck into sadnizz again n' again n' again n' resent Dizzle of tha Dead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Knowin dat they messed up, Ronnie Anne n' Sid proceed ta consult Rosa, since dat dunkadelic hoe tha one wit all tha knowledge of Dizzle of tha Dead.

    Rosa knocks on Adelaidez door n' explains ta tha lil hoe dat Froggy straight-up did come back. Takin Adelaide ta tha Casagrande crib, Rosa explains tha legit meanin behind Dizzle of tha Dead: itz a holidizzle meant ta honor tha spiritz of dem playas whoz ass took a dirt nap, n' dat while they can't peep tha spirits physically, they can be peeped from tha ass. This cheers Adelaide up since she now knows what tha fuck ta feel fo' realz. At dat moment, "Froggy" arrives, as well as Pete, whoz ass explains dat there was a trail of bacon bits dat hustled back ta tha crib. Rememberin tha bondin tha froggy frog n' Adelaide shared, Sid asks Pete if they can keep tha frog, n' Pete agrees on a thugged-out deal dat allows his ass ta sit up in tha splash unit of Beccaz alligator show.

    Later, tha Casagrandes n' Changs big-up Dizzle of tha Dead together, n' Frida  drops some lyrics ta tha crews ta git locked n loaded fo' a photo. Once tha blasted is taken, tha printed photo reveals tha spiritz of both Lazaro n' Froggy. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly, Ronnie Anne asks where Carl is.

    Carl, whoz ass is revealed ta still be spreadin marigold petals, finally spreadz tha last remainin petals up in his basket. With his cold-ass task finally complete, he asks his dirty ass where he is. It aint nuthin but revealed dat he up in Royal Woods, Michigan... right up in front of tha Loud House.

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    ...rip to you but i'm different

    STAN INK THEORY[edit | edit source]

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    ...If you haven't been doing so, already.

    Add one Steam story[edit | edit source]

    ROUND TWO, BAYBEE!

    *ding-dong!*

    Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.

    Ah, Superintendant Chalmers! Welcome! I hope

    Country Roads[edit | edit source]

    Take me home

    To the place

    I BELOOOOONG

    WEST VIRGINAAAAAAA

    MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAA

    TAKE ME HOOOOOME

    COUNTRY ROOOOOADS!

    Razzledazzle: Don't Wake the Baby[edit | edit source]

    Once upon a bedtime - there is me. I’m in my bed upstairs. Dad’s watching telly downstairs. “Goal!” he shouts. He’s watching football. Then. Everything is quiet. Everything is still. Until… “Waaaaaahhh!” Oh no! Who woke the baby? Dad bounds up the stairs. “Was it you?” he says. I shake my head like mad. “He must have filled his nappy, Dad.” “Waaaaaahhh!” goes Baby. Dad’s not happy. He hates a stinky nappy. His football’s on the telly, and a nappy’s very… smelly. Dad changes Baby quick as anything. Then I hear him start to sing… “Rock-a-bye-baby, close your eyes, ‘cause it is time for sleepybies.” Dad pops his head in, “Now, maybe, just maybe, I can watch the telly if you don’t wake the… baby.” Then. Everything is quiet. Everything is still. Until… as I close my eyes, I suddenly realise… I haven’t got my teddy! Oh no! I can’t bear to sleep without teddy. He’s my favorite. I get in a muddle, if I don’t have a… cuddle. But I left my teddy in baby’s room. Oh no! So I creep along the landing. Creep, creep, creep. “Shhh!” Open the creaky door, creak, creak, creak. And pick up my teddy. So far, so good. But, just my luck. I tread on a squeaky duck. Squeak! “Waaaaaahhh!” Who do you think it was? Baby! Oh, no! I run back to bed. Dad says, “Was it you?” I nod my head. Baby goes, “Waaaaaahhh!” Then I hear Dad start to sing… “Rock-a-bye-baby, close your eyes, ‘cause it is time for sleepybies.” Dad pops his head in, “Now, maybe, just maybe, I can watch the telly if you don’t wake the… baby.” Then. Everything is quiet. Everything is still. That is until… as I close my eyes, I suddenly realise… I need a wee! Oh, no! I’m bursting, bursting! It’s really, really hard for my to get to sleep if I need a… wee. But the toilet is right next to baby’s room. So I creep along the landing. Creep, creep, creep. “Shhh!” Through the squeaky toilet “Squeak!” And have a wee. And wash my hands. So far, so good. But then I go and spoil it, when, I flush the… toilet. “Ker-splooooosshhhh!” “Waaaaaahhh!” Oh, no! I run back to bed. Dad says, “Was it you?” I nod my head. Then I hear Dad start to sing… “Rock-a-bye-baby, close your eyes, ‘cause it is time for sleepybies.” Dad pops his head in, “Now, maybe, just maybe, I can watch the telly if you don’t wake the… baby.” Then everything is quiet. Everything is still. Especially me. Still, still, still. And as I close my eyes, I suddenly realise… YAWN, I’m actually ready for sleeeeepp. “Shhh!” “Goal!” shouts Dad from downstairs. “Waaaaaahhh!” Now I know who woke the baby. It was - Dad.

    GAMBINO IS A CALL GIRL[edit | edit source]

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    Doctor Doof turned him into a pickle. He called him Perry the Platypickle!

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    BOAT 2![edit | edit source]

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    Yeah, I only listen to real music.[edit | edit source]

    Oops, i stepped in a puddle.[edit | edit source]

    At least is not an acid puddle.

    AY-AY-AY!, It is an acid puddle!

    ZOO-WEE MAMA!

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    Rap God[edit | edit source]

    Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
    What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
    Innovative and I'm made of rubber
    So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
    I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
    How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
    Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
    For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
    'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
    I make elevating music, you make elevator music

    Jimin you got no jams[edit | edit source]

    • Jimin you got no jams
    • Jimin you got no jams
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    • Jimin you got no jams

    Caillou is a bad show for a kid[edit | edit source]

    Until now, I've never had a single complaint about my near-perfect three year old. From sleeping through the night at 6 weeks of, giving up bottles and his crib and moving to his own room - even taking baths and going to bed every night without a single complaint and potty training and reading on his own at 2.

    UNTIL CAILLOU. And I'm not joking. This isn't a joke review. This is a serious complaint.

    That obnoxious little brat, Caillou, in just two episodes, has my son WHINING "I can't!!" to EVERYTHING he is asked to do. "Time to get out of the tub, sweetie," I tell him. "I caaaaaaannnn't." He whines in this horrible squeal. I had NO IDEA where this abhorrent behavior came from until I caught THREE SECONDS of this horrible show on tv.

    My won was watching intently and I said "turn the tv off please." And to my horror, he dropped to the floor, and started whining over and over "I can't! I can't".

    I wanted to throw up. No shock- this horrible excuse for a television show has been PERMANENTLY banned from our home. I will tell every parent I know of this god -awful excuse for an "educational program".

    My son has caught glimpses of sponge bob (crude), power rangers (physical fighting) and even half an hour of gremlins (not in my presence, but I found out he saw the most gruesome parts) and had ZERO reaction to these things - he didn't karate chop our house cats, or imitate any of the crude humor on sponge bob....but in a mere TWO MINUTES of "CAILLOU" my son immediately picked up that petulant little Bart's HORRIBLE incessant whine and his "I can't" crap that he spews every time he is asked or told to do ANYTHING.

    In every episode after the first season, Caillou whines about EVERYTHING. He throws things, yells at his sister "Nooooooo, Rosie!" And whines CONSTANTLY. God forbid you should let your child watch this and then he or she starts sounding like Caillou. I'd rather my son dance around saying "Say Map!" All day than listening to him whine about EVERYTHING.

    BY FAR the worst children's show I've ever seen. PBS should be paying for a professional to help me fix this behavior (and a trip to the spa to relax my nerves after listening to the whining I'd never had to deal with before "CAILLOU". Flat out AWFUL.

    Kayt (Mom to one son, 3)

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    Super Danganronpa Another 2 ~The Moon of Hope and Sun of Despair~ (슈퍼 단간론파 어나더 2 ~희망의 달과 절망의 태양~ Syupeo Danganronpa Eonadeo 2 ~Huimang ui Dalgwa Jeolmang ui Taeyang~), more simply known as Super Danganronpa Another 2 and SDRA2, is a completely released fan game created by the Korean game developer LINUJ (린유즈). It is a sequel to his previous game Danganronpa Another ~ Another Despair Academy ~. The game has seven playable chapters and a prologue and epilogue.

    The theme of this game is Process and Result[1]

    The last chapter, Chapter 6 was released on January 10th, 2020[2].

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    Weezer is an American rock band formed in Los Angeles, California, in 1992. Since 2001, the band has consisted of Rivers Cuomo (lead vocals, lead guitar, keyboards), Patrick Wilson (drums), Brian Bell (guitar, backing vocals, keyboards), and Scott Shriner (bass, backing vocals).

    After signing to Geffen Records in 1993, Weezer released its self-titled debut album, also known as the Blue Album, in 1994. Backed by music videos for the singles "Buddy Holly", "Undone – The Sweater Song", and "Say It Ain't So", the Blue Album became a multiplatinum success. Weezer's second album, Pinkerton (1996), featuring a darker, more abrasive sound, was a commercial failure and initially received mixed reviews, but achieved cult status and critical acclaim years later. Both the Blue Album and Pinkerton are now frequently cited among the best albums of the 1990s. Following the tour for Pinkerton, bassist Matt Sharp left the band and Weezer went on hiatus.

    In 2001, Weezer returned with the Green Album, with new bassist Mikey Welsh. With a more pop sound, and promoted by singles "Hash Pipe" and "Island in the Sun", the album was a commercial success and received mostly positive reviews. After the Green Album tour, Welsh left the band and was replaced by current bassist Scott Shriner. Weezer's fourth album, Maladroit (2002), achieved mostly positive reviews, but weaker sales. Make Believe (2005) received mixed reviews, but its single "Beverly Hills" became Weezer's first single to top the US Modern Rock Tracks chart and the first to reach the top ten on the Billboard Hot 100.

    In 2008, Weezer released the Red Album, featuring "TR-808s, synths, Southern rap, and baroque counterpoint".[1] Its lead single, "Pork and Beans", became the third Weezer song to top the Modern Rock Tracks chart, backed by a Grammy-winning YouTube music video. Raditude (2009) and Hurley (2010) featured more "modern pop production"[2] and songs co-written with other artists, achieved further mixed reviews and moderate sales. The band's ninth and tenth albums, Everything Will Be Alright in the End (2014) and the White Album (2016), returned to a rock style and achieved more positive reviews. Their eleventh album, Pacific Daydream (2017), featured a more mainstream pop sound.[3] In 2019, Weezer released an album of covers, the Teal Album, followed by the Black Album.[4] Weezer has sold 10.2 million albums in the US and over 35 million worldwide.[5]

    Weezer is also my favorite band. My favorite song by them is "Can't Stop Partying (Polow Version)" and Rivers is my bias. Cuomo-oppa Saranghae <3

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    well the pope takes a poop and the president too and the fancy pants banker in his three piece suit the big fat general and all of his troops the truth of the matter is that everybody poops the famous brain surgeon has to leave his lump and the high priced model has to stop for a dump a can the size of canada cant spray away the truth even if they dont admit it everybody poops everybody poops everybody poops sure things number more than two death and taxes and that everybody poops some days its easy other days its hard but if your systems working thank you lucky stars nobody talks about it not a word is said but if youre not pooping then youre probably dead the destitute and homeless have to do it its true but even all the wealthy people gotta make due and if you live long enough its happening to you sooner or later everybody poops everybody poops everybody poops sure things number more than two death and taxes and that everybody poops death and taxes and that everybody poops death and taxes and that everybody poops everybody poops

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    Bluey is a great show. Watch it.

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    This is a cool emoji. It is a nazar! A nazar is a special amulet commonly found in various Asian countries.

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    You already know this is based on a true story.

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    You already know this is based on a true story.

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    I'm not sussy, you're sussy!

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    do you ever sit down and listen to music and go "omgggggggg it's really music"[edit | edit source]

    i can't be the only one who does this smh

    bruhhhh I thought I was the only one 😭 lmao

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    あいうえお! Those are some Japanese letters. A, I, U, E and O! You pronounce the I like "eeee".

    猫 <---- CAT! Everyone say MEOW MEOW!

    MEOW MEOW!

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    MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!!!

    Ow, that hurt my vocal cords...

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    Hey guys did you know the little man from Loud House has his own Wikipedia article[edit | edit source]

    He's famous!!!!!!!!

    UPDATE: He actually doesn't. I must have dreamt it! Oh well... I am insane. *does the macarena*

    But... do you know who actually has their own article? THE FUCKING OOGACHACKA BABY.

    The gal from Owl House has her own article but who gives a fuck. I'm a Lincoln Loud/Oogachacka Baby supremacist.

    For a while I thought The Loud House and The Owl House were the same show

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    That is me laughin at u cuz u r a fool. U r boo boo da fool :)

    Boo boo

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    it's okay. you're my friend and I know you didn't mean to hurt my feelings.


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    Oh yes. This page is very good, Raku-Chan.

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    Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.[edit | edit source]

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    This is the voice of Vrillon, a representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, speaking to you. For many years you have seen us as lights in the skies. We speak to you now in peace and wisdom as we have done to your brothers and sisters all over this, your planet Earth. We come to warn you of the destiny of your race and your world so that you may communicate to your fellow beings the course you must take to avoid the disaster which threatens your world, and the beings on our worlds around you. This is in order that you may share in the great awakening, as the planet passes into the New Age of Aquarius. The New Age can be a time of great peace and evolution for your race, but only if your rulers are made aware of the evil forces that can overshadow their judgments. Be still now and listen, for your chance may not come again. All your weapons of evil must be removed. The time for conflict is now past and the race of which you are a part may proceed to the higher stages of its evolution if you show yourselves worthy to do this. You have but a short time to learn to live together in peace and goodwill. Small groups all over the planet are learning this, and exist to pass on the light of the dawning New Age to you all. You are free to accept or reject their teachings, but only those who learn to live in peace will pass to the higher realms of spiritual evolution. Hear now the voice of Vrillon, a representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, speaking to you. Be aware also that there are many false prophets and guides at present operating on your world. They will suck your energy from you – the energy you call money and will put it to evil ends and give you worthless dross in return. Your inner divine self will protect you from this. You must learn to be sensitive to the voice within that can tell you what is truth, and what is confusion, chaos and untruth. Learn to listen to the voice of truth which is within you and you will lead yourselves onto the path of evolution. This is our message to our dear friends. We have watched you growing for many years as you too have watched our lights in your skies. You know now that we are here, and that there are more beings on and around your Earth than your scientists admit. We are deeply concerned about you and your path towards the light and will do all we can to help you. Have no fear, seek only to know yourselves, and live in harmony with the ways of your planet Earth. We of the Ashtar Galactic Command thank you for your attention. We are now leaving the planes of your existence. May you be blessed by the supreme love and truth of the cosmos. non stop pop fm

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    PSA[edit | edit source]

    It's important to note that Reds commit nearly 52% of all the murders in Among Us, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of Reds committing these murders are probably ages 8-18 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Among Us Players are committing around 50% of the murders.

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    The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius[edit | edit source]

    • The show airs on Disney XD from 2009 to the present day.
    • The pilot movie doesn't exist.
    • Whitewash Libby.
    • Have Cindy be a one-note Helga Pataki clone without anything to distinguish her from Helga.
    • Nick is part of the main gang instead of Carl.
    • Replace Ultra Lord with Bibleman.
    • The animation is done by seinfeldspitstain. You know, the guy that made all those parodies?
    • Planet Sheen still exists but is somehow made even worse.
    • Everyone's voice actors change every season, and the difference is extremely noticeable.
      • The single exception is Jimmy, who is consistently voiced by Pamela Adlon doing her Bobby Hill voice.
    • Make Goddard a regular cat instead of a robot dog.
    • Hugh Neutron is replaced with post-season 8 Peter Griffin.
    • Add in product placement for Fortnite, Dove, Six Flags, Mountain Dew, Doritos, Burger King, Sears, RadioShack, NordVPN, Raid Shadow Legends, TikTok, PornHub, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, McDonalds, Minecraft, Terraria, Friday Night Funkin, Among Us, Honey, Grammarly, ExpressVPN, Skillshare and Aqua Dots.
      • BONUS: Have the characters interrupt the show for exactly one minute to advertise the product, then threaten the viewer with death if they don't buy the product in question.
    • Steve Urkel is a main character.
    • Every 20 seconds, someone burps, farts, swears, or moans.
    • Add syncro-vox mouths, a la Clutch Cargo.
    • Add in an episode where Jimmy, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, Nick, and Urkel do nothing but play Fortnite, drink Mountain Dew, and eat Doritos for 30 minutes. Not only that, but the episode has no commercial breaks.
    • The theme song is played on a 90's Casio keyboard.
    • Add in musical numbers from BTS, Linkin Park, and numerous SoundCloud mumble rappers.
    • In addition to Goddard, Jimmy now has a talking Funko Pop of Skipper from Penguins of Madagascar who swears every chance he gets.
    • Shoehorn in offensive messages to every episode (regardless if it's xenophobic or against religion, for example), even if the messages have nothing to do with the episode in question.
    • All of the characters have extremely cringy and repetitive catchphrases.
      • Jimmy's catchphrases are "Woah! High-impact sexual violence!" and "GET ME SHEEN ON THE PHONE!"
      • Sheen's catchphrases are "Smile, Retroville, say Chuck E. Cheese!" and "Fuck off!"
      • Nick's catchphrases are "Radical, dude!" and "I may have gone too far in a few places!"
      • Cindy's catchphrases are "Men are always taking credit for things women are inventing," and "That shit doesn't scare me!"
      • Libby's catchphrases are "Allahu akbar!" (when she says it, an explosion takes place in the background) and "Did I do that?"

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • When Pants Attack: Replace the pants with pairs of dirty underwear.
    • Normal Boy: Replace the "I'm loopy!" dance with the Orange Justice from Fortnite.
    • Birth of a Salesman:
      • The fried chicken joke is repeated a total of 25 times throughout the episode.
      • Instead of candy, the students have to sell RadioShack gift cards.
        • BONUS: The RadioShack gift cards are replaced with Fortnite gift cards in airings following RadioShack's bankruptcy in March 2017. Make all the fortnite cards $20
    • The N-Men:
      • Have N stand for the N-word instead of Neutron.
      • Jimmy's power is turning into an orange instead of a Hulk-like creature.
        • BONUS: When Jimmy turns into an orange, he gets eaten by Goddard, killing him.
      • The main gang actually dies at the end.
    • A Beautiful Mine: The main gang ends up killing each other over the astrorubies.
    • Sorry, Wrong Era: Instead of meeting Leppy, Jimmy, Sheen, and Nick encounter a titanoboa who vores them to sexual synthesizer music.
    • Holly Jolly Jimmy: The episode has nothing to do with Christmas.
    • Love Potion 976/J: Have Cindy kill Jimmy at the end for rejecting her.
    • The League of Villains:
      • Rename the episode to The Last One Forever and Ever (For Real This Time) (We Fucking Mean It), similar to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode.
      • All of the protagonists die, followed by the villains Fortnite dancing on their corpses. This is followed by a black screen saying "YOU REACH END OF SERIES. NO MORE.". Despite this, the series continues.

    Rolie Polie Olie[edit | edit source]

    • Have it air on Fox, Comedy Central, and Teletoon at Night.
    • Spot dies in one episode and doesn't come back.
    • Billy has mental problems.
    • Make it too scary.
    • Animation resembles MrDeLoop's pony animations, mixed with Dingo Pictures, mixed with Arfenhouse.
    • HOW DARE U INSULT ARFENHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Effects look like that of EmpLemon's Youtube Poops.
    • Everyone is on some sort of drug.
    • The only words Zowie can say are; "lol, kill yourself, yay, cringe, keemstar, meow, get good, and crap".
    • Dated jokes based upon memes.
    • Screwy is a possesed white robot with drinking problems and a squeaky voice.
    • Dicey can talk in a very demonic, eerie voice provided by VoiceForge's Damien voice.
    • Each episode ends with them shooting something with a talking gun named Patty.
    • The show is called: "Le Epic Robot Show".
    • One episode is entirely deditcated to anime, with Screwy doing nothing but spazzing out and saying random things such as: "I'm hexagon,"beep beep","I have tiger blood", and "Rub mah face, keemstar!!1".
    • None of the buildings have faces that can move.
    • The end credits feature a remix of the Mine Song from LazyTown done on kazoo.
    • The opening theme is "Eye of The Spider"
    • Make the show's rating be TV-MA-DLSV..
    • The town they live in is called: "Candlewax"
    • Olie is a green teddy bear who looks like a gummy bear who is called Dan.
    • Every 3 or 10 seconds a character twitches, and if they don't twitch, they make a noise that sounds like when Jeffy in SML responds to something with "uh, uh"
    • Polly looks the same, but her outfit is the same as Zowie's, her hair is grey, and she falls in love with Screwy upon seeing him for the first time.
    • Zowie calls anybody anything but thier real names, such as calling Olie; "Owl", Polly; "Dollie, Sally, or Ping." Calling Screwy; "Scrooky, Polygony, Hexy, Sqerry, Scoopy, Zerry, or something else that sounds like one of those.
    • Polly has a fetish for belly growls, luckily (at least in Polly's case), if Screwy happens to eat raw beef, chili, or anything really spicy, this will happen to him, and it will lead to him vomiting everywhere.
    • The previosly mentioned belly growls happen mostly to Screwy for Tinydoge's sexual pleasure.
    • Gloomius Maximus appears in all episodes (often in the background), except he looks almost exactly like Cuddles from Happy Tree Friends and is way too girly, and his name is Cutie Cat.
    • Add an instance of gore/toilet humor/swearing/sexual references/racism/drug use in every episode.

    How to Ruin the Episodes![edit | edit source]

    • In "Little Bot Zoo", instead of animals, Zowie, Binky, Percy, and Polina pretend to be characters from dead memes, and everyone has a seizure at the end, even Olie/Dan, who never appeared in the episode.
    • In "Rolie Polie Pop Tops" Instead of drinking coke, they are drinking hot sauce, and wine. And instead of going to space, they vomit fire and die.
    • In "Lunchmaster 3000" The entire episode is about Dan not letting Screwy eat any of the food he has, and he starves threw out the episode.
    • In "Olie/Dan's New Suit", the suit suffocates Olie/Dan.
    • In "The Bump" the noises heard around the house, really are from a monster.
    • In "Screwy" the episode is all about the myth that if you put Steve and Ludwig von Koopa in a microwave together with sprinkle covered poop, and a screw, they will fuse into a creature called a Screwy. Later in the episode, they find out the myth is wrong, and the "monster" is really a stupid white hexagon thing, who they find in a tree in the backyard.
    • In "Screwy Day" It's about Screwy getting sick, and Zowie having to take care of him, as she is the only one in the house. In one scene, he complains that his stomach hurts, and Zowie tries to make it better by rubbing it, which only makes it make a few sounds, then he throws up on her.
    • In "Beauty and the Bot", instead of the episode ending with Polina embarrassing Screwy by making him wear her princess hat, Polina force feeds him raw beef, and when the curtains open, he vomits on the stage in front of the audience.

    The Smurfs[edit | edit source]

    • Have Grumpy Smurf be voiced by Uncle Phil.
      • is that a fucking wishfart reference
        • I hope not.
    • Replace Gargamel and Azrael with Rocksteady & Bebop respectively.
    • Replace the Season 1 theme song with an over-the-top jazz song.
    • Replace the classical music with distorted One Direction songs.
    • Make every Smurf ugly (like this thing) and the villains beautiful (like that guy)
    • Give it scary vibes.
    • The show receives a cash cow reboot made in CGI based on the 2011 film on Nickelodeon using up half the timeslots.
    • Have the original 80s version be made by Filmation and air on local PBS stations.

    VeggieTales[edit | edit source]

    • Have the show created in 2019 and fill it with 2019 trends that died shortly after.
    • One character dies every episode.
    • Make it a spinoff of Sausage Party.
    • Junior is a crybaby and is a spoiled brat a la Caillou. Also, change his name to Willie, and make him voiced by Lizzie Waterworth (using her Horrid Henry voice)
    • The characters' eyes sparkle.
    • It is animate in crappy flash animation.
    • Larry is named Benny and Bob is named Robert.
    • Rename the show to “The Adventures of Robert and Benny”.
    • The theme song is sung by a man who sounds like a dying cat.
    • No educational value, and no Christian messages.
    • This show was made to teach kids bad things and to hate God and make him think that he does not exist.
    • Have it air on Nickelodeon for 5 days before it (illegally) airs on [adult swim].
    • Make the Veggies puppets look cheaply made and turn them into poorly rendered CGI characters when they get really angry.
      • And there are also live action backgrounds.
    • Every episode ends with Bob and Larry Robert and Benny going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby play.
    • LarryBoy is named “Super Benny”.
    • Take out funny stuff and replace with stock footage of children throwing temper tantrums.
    • Instead of saying “God made you special, and he loves you very much” have them say "Everything can be the way you want it.”, "The complainer is always wrong", "God is the stupidest person on Earth", "The Beatles are better than Jesus", "It's okay to take things without asking.", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects with your hands.", "Exercise is bad.", and "Bullying builds character".
    • Everyone is voiced by either Rob Paulsen (using the Bubsy, Toodles, and Coconut Fred voices), Sue Rose (using her Angela Anaconda voice), Kristen Bone (using her Maggie voice), John Stocker (using his Oogtar voice), Maria Darling (using her Roary the Racing Car voice), Charlie Sheen (using his Dex Dogtective voice), and Kevin Clash (using his Elmo voice).
    • Mr. Nezzer is named Mr. Mark.
    • The end credits include "BUY OUR MERCHANDISE OR DIE!"
    • The Pirates who don't do anything are called "Stupid Silly Poopy Pirates".
    • Mr. Lunt is an amnesiac rat named Stoney and he talks in a voice a la Horat from the Nutshack.
    • The Silly Songs with Larry segments are called "Benny's Boring Songs"
    • Way too much toilet humor.
    • Put in annoying musical numbers that teach people to be rude, selfish, spoiled, etc.
    • Archibald is a '60s music fanboy whose catchphrase is "Screw Jesus and praise The Beatles!".
    • Play The Hairbrush Song every other episode! (It would get annoying after a while.)
    • The Hairbrush Song is nothing but Larry saying "Hairbrush" over and over while Whip It by Devo plays in the background.
    • One word, cannibalism.
    • Laura Carrot is a teenage girl who is a controlling bitch.
    • Female screams are constantly heard.
    • And Knuckles. Because...well, because.
    • Laura Carrot appears in EVERY episode, no matter what, and gets more screentime than anyone else.
    • Larry/Benny dabs every once in a while. (if he has hands).
    • The designs are overly cute and babyish.
    • It gets a crossover with Dora the Explorer.
    • Khalil appears in all episodes and his appearances are similar to how he appeared in the bad version of Jonah.
    • Add a marijuana character that gets the most screentime.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • In “Tales from the Crisper” Junior/Willie gets eaten by Frankencelery, and make Frankencelery scare the viewers at the end of the episode.
    • In "Daniel and the Lion's Den", Daniel/Benny gets eaten by lions with rabies. (Oh, that reminds me of something!)
    • In “The Grapes of Wrath” from God Wants Me to Forgive Them?!?, instead of forgiving the Grapes, Junior/Willie gets mad and beats them up. Also, the Grapes of Wrath turn out to be cherry bombs created by Bart Simpson.
    • In “Larry’s Lagoon” everyone goes hungry, and they try to find food on the island (and at one point, Bob/Robert tries to eat Larry/Benny and the asparaguses), but they fail to do so, and Bob/Robert, Larry/Benny, and the asparaguses starve to death as a result, yet they're alive and well in the next episode
    • Rename Rack, Shack, and Benny to "Rack, Shack, And Larry". And in it, Rack/Robert, Shack/Willie, and Larry/Benny burn to death in the furnace and Mr. Nezzer/Mark eats them (About that part, that's cannibalism.), yet they're alive and well in the next episode. Also, wipe the original controversial Bunny Song from existence.
    • In “Larry-Boy/Super Benny and the Fib from Outer Space”, the Fib is a pile of poop with undigested corn. The Fib also farts every 6 seconds.
    • "Lyle The Kindly Viking" is renamed "Sven Needs to Go!" and the plot is all about Sven/Benny having to use the bathroom and him singing about it, similar to Nina Needs to Go. But unlike the show, he wets himself at the end.
    • Make "Esther, The Girl Who Became Queen" a ripoff of every single Disney Princess film in existence at the time.
    • In "Larry-Boy/Super Benny and the Rumor Weed", the Rumor Weed is replaced by Britney Spears and taunts people by singing parodies of her songs about gossip.
    • In The Wonderful World of Autotainment, the characters appear in a future made of the brightest colors in the spectrum a la The Problem Solverz. And there is a scene of a vodka-induced game of Cards Against Humanity between Bob, Larry, and Khalil. Also have it predict a bunch of memes- wait a sec
    • In Pistachio – The Little Boy That Woodn't, Cricket/Khalil gets more screen time than Pistachio/Willie and only makes toilet jokes for the entire episode. And there is a scene where Cricket/Khalil and Pistachio/Willie take a terminally ill Make a Wish kid off of life support instead of doing something nice to him.
    • In The Little House That Stood, all the houses get destroyed by a tornado.
    • In It's a Meaningful Life, Stewart/Benny stays in the what if world forever.

    Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa[edit | edit source]

    • Make the show too similar to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
    • De-age the protagonists to calves.
    • The show is called "Bull Babies" (Hence the fact that you de-age the protagonists into calves).
    • The budget is very low, about as low-quality as "Aladdin 1 Dollar".
    • It is produced in 1975 by Hanna-Barbera and airs on NBC.
    • Lack of music.

    Mighty Morphin Power Rangers[edit | edit source]

    • The Power Rangers are addicted to morphine, hence the name.
    • Have Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd be replaced with Dr. Wily
    • Have Rita Repulsa be replaced with Bianca (since they both share the same voice actresses).
    • Have the show be all cartoon in CGI.
    • No action-packed scenes.
    • The Power Rangers use bland, lame comedy to fight villains.
    • Only one season is produced.

    Ninjago (Season 1-7)[edit | edit source]

    • Remove Lloyd
    • Zane permanently dies
    • At the end of Season 2. Ninjago City explodes and the ninja live on the moon
    • Garmadon looks like Jeff the Killer or eteled
    • Jay acts like Jeffy from SML
    • Remove the episode where they race around Ninjago City to save Darren's Dojo (i forgot the name)
    • The intros are like the ones from Season 8 and onwards except Mining Diamonds or Everybody Poops is the background music.

    Doctor Who[edit | edit source]

    • The Daleks say "EXTERMI-ELEPHANT!"
    • Make the 10th Doctor be played by Wocka Flocka and the 11th Doctor played by Kanye West (Bonus: Rose is played by Kim Kardashian)
    • The Cybermen wear three-piece suits.
    • The theme song is played on a kazoo.
    • The budget is even lower.
    • The characters are puppets.
    • The characters are one-dimensional with unoriginal personalities.
    • Have the show teach viewers to be brain-dead.
    • The 4th doctor is a schizophrenic and has a nasal voice.
    • The camera constantly shakes.
    • The 5th doctor wears his same clothes from “All Creatures Great and Small”.
    • Insure entire series and story arcs are all "woke"

    Phineas and Ferb[edit | edit source]

    • Make the titular characters do nothing throughout the entire show.
    • Have all characters swear.
    • Have it air on Comedy Central at 3 AM.
    • Replace Perry the Platypus with a generic, bland brown dog named Fido.
    • Phineas and Ferb are orphans.
    • Too much toilet humor
    • The episodes are even more repetitive than before.
    • Make Candace a 3-year-old bratty sister of Phineas and Ferb voiced by Lara Cody (using her Pinky (from Noozles) voice).
    • Isabella only serves as a generic comic relief.
    • Doofenshmirtz only makes one appearance in the 1st episode, which only lasts for 5 minutes before he commits suicide on screen. He is then never seen or mentioned whatsoever.
    • The animation resembles 12 Oz. Mouse.
    • Phineas is voiced by Justin Shenkarow (using his Harold Berman voice with a hint of Gelman from Recess), and Ferb is voiced by Lizzie Waterworth (using her Horrid Henry voice).
    • Buford has a long neck and is voiced by Eddie Deezen (using his Mandark voice).
    • Get rid of Meap.
    • Lack of music.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • Rollercoaster: Instead of getting picked up by Doofenshmirtz's giant magnet, the Magnetism Magnifier, the rollercoaster falls apart.
    • Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror: The volcano erupts lava instead of lawn gnomes.
    • The Fast and The Phineas:
    • Lights! Candace! Action!: Phineas and Ferb make a mockbuster instead of a monster movie based on The Princess Sensibilities.
    • Jerk De Soleil:
    • Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown: Replace "My Name is Doof" with Baby Shark.

    Dragon Ball franchise[edit | edit source]

    Dragon Ball:[edit | edit source]

    • Remove Bulma.
    • MORE adult jokes!

    Dragon Ball Z:[edit | edit source]

    • Remove all villains, and the Super Saiyan 3 ability.

    Dragon Ball GT:[edit | edit source]

    • Remove the Super Saiyan 4 ability.

    Dragon Ball (Z) Kai:[edit | edit source]

    • See the Dragon Ball section.

    Dragon Ball Super:[edit | edit source]

    • Have the series' American dub be handled by a company other than Funimation.

    Pokémon (WARNING: Most of the stuff would not be accurate to the games themselves!)[edit | edit source]

    In General[edit | edit source]

    • Make it an American-animated cartoon, not an anime.
      • The Pokemon resemble their sprites from Pokemon Red and Green, and the ones from Johto onwards are designed in the Pokémon Red and Green sprite style.
      • Jynx's skin isn't recolored purple.
    • Make it a show for preschoolers with lots of educational value.
    • Make it nothing like the game.
    • The show is created by DiC, and is animated like the Mario cartoons, complete with many animation errors.
    • Make every hatched Pokémon (such as Ash's Phanpy and May's Eevee) be useless babies like Misty's Togepi.

    The Kanto-Johto Seasons[edit | edit source]

    • Make Jigglypuff debut in episode 33 minorly (and that makes her the secondary villain of the anime).
    • Make all characters swear.
    • Include extremely disgusting toilet humor in this
    • Put Sonichu as a main character.
    • Add seizure inducing backgrounds (if you thought the Porygon incident was bad enough).
    • Make Misty a stereotypical girl with no personality.
    • Make all of the human characters ugly (like this thing).
    • The Pokemon resemble their sprites from Pokemon: Red & Green.
      • Those from Johto are designed in the style of the aforementioned sprites.
    • Team Rocket is the main group of characters instead of Ash and his friends. (Wait a second, how does that work? You know, when you and I think about it, a show that focuses on comic-relief characters seems to be rather meaningless.)
    • Misty's Togepi needs constant care and wears a diaper (because it acts like a baby, duh!).
      • BONUS: Whenever he needs a diaper change, the poop that comes out is extremely graphic. Then, Ash, Misty, Sonichu, or Brock will go up and scream "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!".
        • DOUBLE BONUS: When he cries, have him cry so loudly you can't hear the other characters.
    • Misty, Brock, and their Pokémon (except for Psyduck) are killed in an explosion during the baseball game in The Double Trouble Header, leaving Ash and Sonichu to take care of Togepi.
    • The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and occasionally xylophones.
    • The show is very low budget.
    • The theme song is ME!ME!ME! (BUT WAIT THAT SONG IS GOOD!)
    • Misty's Psyduck is an alcoholic.
    • It takes place in a town on the US-Mexican border.
    • There are incredibly stupid fart jokes, and they are said frequently.
    • Togepi never evolves, and stays with Ash for the rest of the series.
    • A mutant Catchum Crocodile (from The Get Along Gang) chases the heroes every episode and catches them all in the end.
    • Have the English dub be produced by DHX Media (I like that company, but they'd ruin this show.)
      • that would be actually really sexy lol -mikaaaaaa
    • Put in morals such as "It's okay to take things without asking.", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects with your hands.", and "Exercise is bad.".
    • EVERYONE stutters their sentences
    • Ash's catchphrase is "Excuse me, Misty!"
    • Misty's catchphrase is "That's not right!"
    • Brock's catchphrase is "Whoa! What was that?!" and he uses it at inappropriate times.
    • Sonichu's catchphrase is "Smile, Mexico! Say Chuck-E-Cheese!"
    • Porygon and its evolutionary family continue to make appearances after the Cyber Solider Porygon incident.
    • Replace Misty and Brock with Verity and Sorrel from Pokémon: I Choose You!
      • And the kicker? It'll be right after the second episode of Johto Journeys.
    • Keep Mewtwo's original personality from the Japanese dub canon in the English dub.
    • Ash's Noctowl isn't Shiny.
    • Ash's Charmander would never evolve at all, though he would still disobey Ash like his evolved form.
    • Ash's Chikorita never evolves into Bayleef.

    Pokémon Advanced (The Hoenn Season)[edit | edit source]

    • Make May’s Munchlax a human baby who needs constant care, and is commonly seen having bubbles in its mouth.
    • Ash’s Treecko is a weed smoker, and have it never evolve.
      • BONUS: Make it voiced by someone's drunk uncle.
    • Max calls the other characters racist names. (Example: "Ash" to "Black-sh" (Man, that racist name is terrible.)
      • damn why cant he just call ash the n-word or something
    • May’s Torchic sings The Hairbrush Song every episode (It would get annoying after a while)
    • Max's theme song is "Candy Candy".
    • Ash's Phanpy does not rejoin Ash's team or evolve into Donphan during the Battle Frontier season.
    • Ash's Corphish is rude, and it often spends time bullying other Pokémon.
    • Ash's Snorunt never masters Ice Beam or evolves into Glalie.

    Pokémon Diamond and Pearl[edit | edit source]

    • Dawn is a controlling bitch.
    • Ash's Gible never masters Draco Meteor.
    • Nobody on Dawn's team evolves at all.
      • Dawn's Aipom would still learn Double Hit, anyway.
    • Paul is even more rude, and he frequently beats his Pokémon.
    • Paul kills his Chimchar by shooting it with a gun instead of releasing it. As a result, Ash doesn't get a Chimchar.
    • Ash's Gligar is extremely weak, loses every battle, and it doesn't evolve.
    • J steals Ash instead of his Pikachu/Sonichu.
    • You thought Ash's Torterra losing every battle was bad? Make it lose every battle in all his forms (yes, even as a speedy little Turtwig.)

    Pokémon Black and White[edit | edit source]

    • None of Ash's Unova Pokémon evolve, not even the Sunglasses Sandile.
    • Iris's Axew would refuse to evolve instead of wanting to fully evolve.
    • All of Ash's Unova Pokémon have the personalities of either Ash's Oshawott or Iris's Emolga, meaning that they would be selfish troublemakers or obnoxious gold-diggers.
    • Trip's personality is the same one from the Pokémon fanfic Too Much H2O.
    • Speaking of which, make that fanfic into a real episode.

    Pokémon XY[edit | edit source]

    • Remove Alexa.
    • Make Clemont and Bonnie puppets.
    • Remove Clemont's Dedenne, and replace it with a Magikarp.
    • Pikachu evolves into Raichu by using a Thunder Stone, and Ash believes Pikachu ran away.
    • Kill off Penelope from the "Kindergarten Chaos!" episode in her first appearance.
    • Give it a slight feel of Cool Cat Saves The Kids.
    • Let the editors of Cool Cat Saves The Kids edit all the episodes.
    • Make the heroes ugly (like this thing) and the villains beautiful (like that guy)
    • The show takes place in McDonaldland instead of Kalos.
    • Have Serena be a shoddy mary sue.
    • Serena's Fennekin never evolves into Braixen.
    • Ash's Hawlucha's theme song is "Baby Got Back" and make him twerk while singing.
    • Every time Clemont's Chespin shows up, have it dance to a sped up version of PonPonPon (the Kagamine Len and 96Neko cover.)
    • Every 7 episodes, a scene from "Grammar Rock" appears at the end of each one.
    • All characters are voiced by the same person. In this case, Cam Clarke.
    • Ash's Froakie doesn't evolve at all, thus Ash-Greninja is removed.
      • In addition, Ash's Froakie would be very weak and lose every battle.
    • Make it a show for preschoolers.
    • All characters are voiced by only two voice actors, one male and one female.
    • Have the characters ask the audience questions, especially super easy questions they already know the answers to.
    • The conflict is non-existent.
    • The characters' eyes sparkle.
    • The music is Disney-esque.
    • Make Squishy the Zygarde a creepy rat.
    • Each episode has at least two musical numbers.
      • BONUS: They're more annoying than average mainstream 90's music.
    • The backgrounds are full of rainbows and smiling objects.
    • Each episode ends with the characters going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
    • People working in Dingo Pictures work on the occasional effects like zooming in their faces when screaming and sound effects like the "wah-wah" sound.

    Sun And Moon (the Alola anime)[edit | edit source]

    • Make Mallow an agressive alcoholic.
    • Include special effects a la EmpLemon YouTube Poops (example: DOWNWARD SPIRAL).
    • Everyone is voiced by either Cam Clarke, Scott McCord (using his Yang voice), Lisa Oritz or Jennifer Darling.
    • Have the writers of Total Drama All Stars write all the episodes.
    • Two words. Character derailment.
    • Ash, Mallow, Sophocles, Lana, Lillie, and Kiawe are all 19 years old.
    • Remove the Team Skull thugs in favor for Team Flare and a heroin addicted Lysandre.
    • The opening theme is My Past Is Not Today.
    • Similar to The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, each episode opens with a segment done in CGI where the real Ash has a problem like the one that must solved by him in the episode. In order to become human, Ash opens a magical door that takes him to the human -or in this case, Pokemon- universe.
    • Have it air on Adult Swim.
    • Have it drawn in the style of 12 Oz. Mouse mixed with The Nutshack.
    • Every character is made to be either the comic relief or voice of reason.
    • Popplio resembles the prototype design for the 1980s Popples toy. However, Lana's Popplio doesn't.
    • Ash's Rowlet is a killer owl and Ash's Litten is actually on fire, all the time. He is used as a running gag until his fire is put out by a School forme Wishiwashi using Water Gun on him.
    • Every character is designed to be a role model.
    • The moral is often -if not always- the complainer is always wrong.
    • The background music is mainly 80's disco music.
    • The theme song lasts only 10 seconds.
    • Include a narrator who explains the obvious.
    • A PSA is at the end of every episode.
    • Lana's Popplio is a human baby who needs constant care, much like Togepi from the Kanto-Johto section of the article.
      • BONUS: When she cries, have her cry so loudly you can't hear the other characters.
        • DOUBLE BONUS: Whenever she shows up, have her sing a cover of Let's Hear It For The Boy by Deniece Williams, but in baby babbles.
          • TRIPLE BONUS: Whenever she needs a diaper change, the poop that comes out is extremely graphic. Then, Ash will go up and scream "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!". Occasionally it will be Mallow, but mostly Ash.
            • QUADRUPLE BONUS: She even rides on an angry baby bear in which we will see later.
              • QUINTUPLE BONUS: She never evolves at all.
    • Have Lillie be very bossy and sassy.
    • Have Mallow's Bounsweet bite and attack people often, making this creature very savage.
    • Make Ash and Pikachu run around all over every scene, especially in inappropriate situations.
    • Constant shoehorned educational value.
    • Make the credits move so fast, that you can't read anything.
    • Have it overuse memes that were funny back in 2009.
    • Alolan!Ash's catchphrase is "That shit doesn't scare me!"
    • Mallow's catchphrase is "Oh, when I catch you you're gonna get a god damn good beating!"
    • Lillie's catchphrase is "All cisgender people are transphobic!"
    • Sophocles' catchphrase is "You Whare!"
    • Lana's catchphrase is "Destroy and starve all Fire-type Pokemon!"
    • Kiawe's catchphrase is "Smile, Alola! Say Chuck E. Cheese!"
    • The show is a cash cow and solely exists to keep making Pokémon merch.
    • Lillie's voice is 10x more annoying! (only applies to the English dub)
    • Lillie's Vulpix is replaced with an angry baby bear. (yeey bears )
    • Gladion’s Type: Null is killed by poachers, who mistake it for an unidentified bear-esque mutant.
    • Name it "The Adventures Of Ash and Friends".
    • Ash doesn’t win the Manalo Conference, and instead loses to a trainer with lots of Legendary Pokémon (think the Lily of the Valley Conference back in Sinnoh.)
    • Ash’s Litten and Rockruff never evolve.

    Journeys (the Galar anime)[edit | edit source]

    • Goh's Scorbunny is treated like another Ash's Pikachu clone, and it doesn't evolve at all.
    • Ash's Riolu is introduced as a baby sibling for Togepi.
    • Goh is a huge brat who spends every episode being rude to everyone.
    • Ash's Dragonite is a Barney the Dinosaur clone who is cheesy and lovey-dovey and sings the "I Love You" song from Barney and Friends every episode.
    • Chloe's Yamper is vicious and often bites people.
    • Ash's Farfetch'd never evolves into Sirfetch'd.
    • Goh's Sobble is a weak, useless crybaby who never evolves.
    • Ash's Gengar loses every single battle and never gigantamaxes.

    Animorphs[edit | edit source]

    • Have the cartoon not follow the book at all.
    • The animals are animated in poor CGI while the humans are animated with bad motion capture.
    • Barney the Dinosaur makes a few cameos throughout the series.
    • The Animorphs sing annoying songs.
    • Halfway through the series, Bubsy Bobcat shows up and teams up with Visser Three.
    • Visser Three kills the Animorphs in the series finale.
    • Have it air on Fox Kids.
    • Add a ton of disgusting toilet humor.
    • Ax is a human weirdo lost in the streets.

    Popples (1986)[edit | edit source]

    • Make the human characters Billy and Bonnie Wagner argue and scream every second.
    • Give the Popples one-dimensional personalities that make them bland and uninteresting.
    • Change the background music to unfitting 80's heavy metal songs.
    • Have Bonnie spank Billy every time he annoys her.
    • Let Punkster and Punkity never sing. Instead, they are goths.
    • Take out all the kid-appeal jokes and replace them with unnecessary toilet humor.
    • Make Billy and Bonnie years YOUNGER instead of older for season 2.
    • Worsen the Popples' voices.
      • Think about P.C. Popple the Old Smoker, or Prize Popple the Drag Queen, or something.
    • Have the characters do nothing at all for the majority of each episode.
    • One of the characters dies in every episode.
    • It is revealed that an arrested male high school senior who overuses steroids owns the Sports Popples in Popple Cheer.
    • Billy Wagner is obsessed with the Garbage Pail Kids.
    • Billy and Bonnie's designs look similar to the designs in the video on the right.
    • Bibsy and Cribsy use fart jokes to appeal to the audiences.
    • Rubik the Amazing Cube makes a cameo in a few episodes.
    • The Madballs are added as special guest characters throughout the entire Season 2.
    • Not have the 2015 reboot.
    • Make the season 1 voice cast the same as the one from season 2, meaning that Maurice LaMarche voices Puzzle in both seasons.

    Star vs. The Forces of Evil[edit | edit source]

    • Marco is the main character, and Star is a supporting character.
      • Speaking of which, Marco is rewritten into a mentally ill girl named Tzatzi who has tendencies to kill people.
    • The show is called "Keeping Up with the Diazes". Alternate titles are "The Tzatzi Diaz Show" or "Tzatzi and Friends". Whichever one works.
    • Marco Tzatzi is from a dimension called Tzatdiaz, a dimension related to multiple crimes (such as pedophilia, doxxing, terrorism, drug use, drug trafficking, murder and robbery). It is later revealed that Marco Tzatzi was a weed-smoking cocaine addicted terrorist.
    • The show promotes prostitution, incest and the usage of illegal drugs.
    • Have a bunch of 18-year old high school dropouts write every single episode.
    • The show runs for 20 seasons, and each episode ends on a cliffhanger.
    • At the end of every episode, a rancid moral appears via a cheesy transition. Such morals include: "You always win if you're good", "Drugs are things to rely on if you're sad", "Strangers are friends you haven't met", "The complainer is always wrong", "Everything can be the way you want it", "Kill members of the LGBT community", "Suicide is an option", "It's never okay to ask for help", "Don't you demonstrate around the Kajun Ku Klux Klan", "When someone tells you that something is your fault, it really is" and "The Bible declares being a LGBT community member a sin".
    • The show is set in 2015 (the same year as the actual show being released), but made in 2021.
      • Likewise, a heap of anachronism is shoehorned into the show (such as references to Fortnite, TikTok, Among Us and post-2015 TV shows/movies, alongside music from post-2015 playing on speakers in the show, and occasionally the characters singing lyrics to said songs).
    • The show's humour relies on toilet, gross-out, anything offensive and dead memes.
    • Various hashtags (like #nobodylikesyou, #adhd, #transgenders and #autism) are used in every episode and are in rainbow colors that move very rapidlyand take up a majority of the center screen, as well as a freeze-framing of the scene that is under the text. When these hashtags show up, a Minimoog cover of the Me!Me!Me! song is heard in the background, followed by an inappropriate, graphic, and/or scary anti-tobacco PSA or a cringy TikTok video.
    • Let the animation style be drawn with Sharpies and animated with a Cray X-MP supercomputer.
    • Make every character unlikeable, dumb and annoying, and have them suffer from their own problems:
      • Star is a stereotypical '70s disco dancer whose catchphrase is "Burn, baby, burn. Disco Inferno!"
      • Britney is a Chinese stereotype who also speaks in unsubtutled traditional Chinese very rapidly, and with poor microphone quality, so no one will understand what she's saying.
      • Make Pony Head an overpowered Mary Sue, and she's also voiced by Haven Paschall using her Serena voice.
      • Ludo is a chainsmoker who has the same personality as Bendy from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends (like with Bendy, he never get his comeuppance).
      • Jackie is revealed to be a stripper.
      • Gustav is replaced with a flamboyant homophobe named Gary.
    • Kill off Alfonso and Ferguson, and replace them with modern versions of Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin respectively.
    • Star is voiced by Michaela Dietz (using her Riff voice) and Tzatzi is voiced by Lesslie-Cara Rudolph (using her Abby Cadabby voice).
    • The theme song is Vagina by CupcakKe and the credits song is a nightcore version of Mask by Dream.
    • The first 5 episodes are set in a town at the US-Mexican border, and in later Season 1 episodes, the setting is moved to dangerous parts of Los Angeles, and, finally the end of season 1 (and the rest of the series altogether) are set in North Korea.
    • Season 2- is given frequent crossovers to bad versions of TV shows set in North Korea (explained below).
    • The phrase "I'm a magical princess from another dimension!" is said 100 consecutive times in a row at the start of every episode.
    • In each scene, there is a camera that moves into places where it shouldn't.
    • Everyone in the show is a Tumblr user or a TikToker. Tzatzi however is a Tumblr, Know Your Meme and Uncyclopedia user.
      • BONUS: Marco Tzatzi also admins a cat meme page on Fakebook.
    • The budget is very low, and we're talking Paddy The Pelican levels of low.
      • Because of this, frequent stock sound effects and animation errors will be present.
      • The lip syncing will also be off at times.
    • The series is made to be a huge cash cow and solely exists to sponsor companies like McDonald's, NFL, Apple, Disney and the Partnership For Drug-Free Kids.
    • Much of the background music consists of crappy combinations of songs (such as this, which gets used the most).
    • In every episode, Félix (Adrien's prototype character for the Miraculous Ladybug anime PV) shows up, no matter what and gets more screen time than anyone else.

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    Season 1[edit | edit source]

    Star Comes To Earth

    • Marco Tzatzi comes to Earth instead with her parents.
      • Her parents are also killed in a smoke explosion in their first appearances.
    • At the end of the episode, Star and Marco Tzatzi are treated to heroin, meth, weed and alcohol by Ludo.

    Party with a Pony

    • Marco Tzatzi falls into the spike bed.

    Match Maker

    • Remove the "I got an F for Fantastic!" and "A-plus with a smiley face" lines in favor of cheap and cliched lines.
    • Marco Tzatzi stabs Mrs. Skullnick with a Ginsu knife at the end of the episode.

    School Spirit

    • Marco Tzatzi commits a shooting with Star at the football game.

    Monster Arm

    • Star gets the monster arm instead.
    • Marco Tzatzi - you guessed it - kills Jeremy with a Sonic Blade kitchen knife.

    The Other Exchange Student

    • Ash Ketchum is shoehorned into the show without permission from the creators of Pokemon.
    • Have Star, Marco Tzatzi and Ash Ketchum hire a firing squad to kill Gustav Gary.

    The Banagic Incident

    • The Banagic commercial is replaced with an airing of modern Family Guy, which is playing in ridiculous slow motion.

    Recess[edit | edit source]

    • Change the show's title to "TJ & Friends".
    • Make Ms. Finster and the other adults do absolutely nothing.
    • Replace the music with overly cutesy and babyish stock music, which they never fit in this show with kids acting as teens.
    • Have the Recess Gang act like teens or babies instead of kids.
    • Replace Bonky with Barney.
    • Vince is not athletic, and in the first season, his name is Vans. His catchphrase is "A large mouthed crocodile scene!", which is said every time he gets surprised or interested.
    • Take out any satire in favor of lame, corny pop culture references.
    • Have the show made and take place in 2013.
    • Replace Randall with Perry from The Brothers Grunt.
    • Have the characters interact with the audience every now and then.
    • Include toilet humor in TJ's speeches.
    • Make any animals in the series talk, being voiced by such celebrities as Adam Sandler and Carly Rae Jepsen.
    • Add Ren screaming during every mention of the word "Whomp".
    • Have the kids not even sounding like kids at all.
    • Put in annoying musical numbers that teach people to be rude, selfish, etc.
    • Let Toon City animate all the episodes.
    • Make Yope the 7th member of the Recess Gang.
    • Gus has permanent flu, and he is at school via TV on wheels.
    • Have it advertise deadly weapons and aim such ads at young kids.
    • Besides weapons, add a product placement for 90's children's toys that received controversy and let the characters sing about it sometimes.
    • Any animation errors are intentionally made to hypnotize children.
    • Kevin from Ed, Edd n Eddy, Billy and Bonnie Wagner from Popples, and Eric Cartman are TJ's cousins.
    • King Bob is a bratty kindergartner.
    • Retool the show after Season 4 and have it air on Playhouse Disney.
    • Have it cancelled after the movie.
    • There's a segment titled "The Part Of The Show Where The Lovely Ms. Finster Sings A Song".

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    • In "The Break-In", it is in its pilot version from 1996, only with changes from above to mess it up even more.
    • In "The Experiment", have TJ kiss Ashley A. instead of Spinelli. (CUE THE TJXASHLEYA SHIPPING JOKES!)
    • In "Jinxed", Gus is forced to listen to the Miffy and Friends theme song 100 times in a row.
    • In "Teacher's Lounge", the lounge is actually a large, filthy prison.
    • "One Stayed Clean" is replaced with a 10-minute animated version of the 1994 Chuck E. Cheese commercial where a boy grows old from waiting for his food. TJ replaces the boy though.
      • I guess someone would make a script for that episode.
    • In "Nobody Doesn't Like TJ", Nobody does anything for a vast majority of the episode.
    • In "Big 'Ol Mikey", Mikey's dream is actually a reality.

    Horrid Henry[edit | edit source]

    • Have it air on Nickelodeon.
      • mika counters this: it already does in its native UK as of 2020 lol
    • Remove Beefy Bert.
    • Moody Margaret is more annoying.
    • Each episode is based on a GoAnimate grounded video, with GoAnimate text-to-speech voices.
    • There are incredibly stupid fart jokes, and they are said frequently.
    • Perfect Peter is actually the one behind all the mischief Henry is blamed for. Peter, however, is really smart, so knows how to get away from it all the damn time. (Kinda like this video in this link)

    Thomas & Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Make the show rated for adults
    • Make Daisy even more feeble than Dennis.
    • Include toilet humor from season 8 onwards.
    • No educational value.
    • Have all troublesome trucks and diesels swear and call the characters racist names.
    • Everyone's face is the one in the picture: (If anyone can find it, that is.)
    • Have dangerous and safety-ruining crashes.
    • Call it "Thomas & Percy".
    • Product placement for a creepy anti tobacco campaign is in a episode, despite the series taking place in... whatever time period it takes place in.
    • The theme song is a instrumental cover of "Neon Lights" by Kraftwerk, played on a Roland Jupiter-8 by what sounds like a 8-year old boy.
    • Henry loves strong pornography over special coal.
    • Any goof (like equipment visible in the frame) is intentionally made to hypnotize viewers.
    • The Great and Powerful Trixie's face is flashed onscreen to hypnotize viewers.
    • James is named Speed Racer or Jamesphie. Also, he is faster than those bullet trains in Japan.
    • Edward is a depressed character who tries to commit suicide every episode. He is also voiced by Denise Oliver.
      • And he finally commits suicide in the movie.
    • Ffarquhar is now named after the city Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
    • Diesel 10 is a giant baked potato on wheels with a face.
    • Worsen the voices in the CGI seasons.
      • Think about Thomas the Constipated Tank Engine, or Emily the Old Chain Smoking Scottish Stirling Single.
    • The show airs late at night on BBC 2 (then it would be the laughing stock of the channel probably?).
      • BBC 2 then dissolves because of this.
      • Oh, and the show replaces the BBC 2 idents (yes,m including the iconic 1991-2001 idents).
    • The voice actors are:
      • Edward: Denise Oliver
      • Percy: Charlie Sheen (using his Dex Dogtective voice)
      • James(phie)/Speed Racer: Maria Darling (using her Roary the Racing Car voice)
      • Thomas: Rob Paulsen (using his Coconut Fred voice)
    • The original version is animated with bad motion capture, while the CGI episodes are animated like in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
    • Edward comes back as a zombie in the 15th season.
    • The learning segments are replaced with offensive humor.
    • Make it the same as family guy, except more racist and violent
    • Make Annie and Clarabel jerks.

    Bob The Builder (original series)[edit | edit source]

    • Bob is voiced by Josh Peck In the US dub later on in "Project Build It".
    • Add a 1 hour series finale of Project: Build it called "Bob The Bully” with swearing in it. And make that said episode similar to the 2004 Rated R film "Mean Creek".
    • Cancel the series after Project Build It.
    • The machines are jerks to each other.
    • Spud is addicted to meth, complete with graphic sores on his face.

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    • Travis Paints The Town
      • Rename It to "Travis And The Nuclear Waste"
      • Replace the white paint with Nuclear waste.

    Postman Pat (Original series)[edit | edit source]

    • Replace Jess the cat with a rabid bulldog named Rob who bites and attacks people.

    Total Drama[edit | edit source]

    • Include Dora, Elmo, Nina (from Nina Needs to Go!), Angela Anaconda, Milo (from Mars Needs Moms), the Mega Babies, D.W. Read, and Caillou as contestants
    • All the first-generation contestants sans Alejandro and Sierra die due to a shark attack in the first season.
      • Yet they're alive and well in subsequent appearances.
    • Chris is a serial killer, and also an avid user of methamphetamine, complete with graphic sores on his face.
    • In World Tour, the contestants sing nothing but Justin Bieber songs.
      • And the songs from Dora the Explorer.
    • Take out any funny scenes in favor of stock footage of children throwing temper tantrums.
      • Which come from the shows "Supernanny" and "Nanny 911"
    • Have the animation look like Mega Babies.
    • The challenges are easier to the point that even preschoolers can do them, like building a tower with building blocks.
    • Include a product placement of Toys R Us in one episode and have the contestants sing about it.
    • Not having The Ridonculous Race for a spin-off.
    • Let some celebrity voice all the characters since that's the formula of this list.
    • All marshmallows are toxic, like in Revenge of the Island. (Once eaten, they stay normal for a few minutes, and then freeze and fall down.)
    • & knuckles NOPE.
    • Have the show air on Nick Jr. (An unusual black sheep of the channel?! Oh boy...)
    • Replace the theme song "I Wanna Be Famous" with "One Thing" by One Direction.
    • The show is produced by Cookie Jar (now a part of DHX Media).
    • Chef never appears.
      • And is replaced with Fred Figglehorn.
    • Camp Wawanakwa is taken over by Flutterbat and Pahkitew/ScrewYouitew Island is taken over by the Care Bears (in their Atkinson Film-Arts appearances).
    • Make the credits move so fast, that you can't read anything.
    • Pahkitew Island is called ScrewYouitew Island.
      • And is an island that floats in the air under a stormy sky.
    • The show is made just to sell toys under 30 minutes (like many 1980's cartoons).
    • Chef/Fred dances especially at inappropriate times. Sometimes, he'll do Fortnite dances.
    • Brick is named Broke.
    • Have Dave win the Pahkitew Island (or rather ScrewYouitew Island) season instead of either Sky or Shawn.
    • Mike and Zoey are in EVERY. FUCKING. SEASON.
    • Remove the spinoff series (ARE YOU EVEN CRAZY).

    Gravity Falls[edit | edit source]

    • Bill Cipher is a small, weak Dorito that acts like a MLG person, attempts anyone to get rekt, but fails to do so, and is scared of having to be eaten (Maybe it would be his true form).
    • Peridot makes cameos sometimes.
      • Don't forget Rosalina fetish videos
    • Make the animation style Jim Jinkins + Old Spongebob and also a little Cyriak
    • Kill off Bill in his first appearance (And that makes him have only one appearance in this show)
      • To kill him off, Dipper shoots Bill Cipher with a gun that kills him off and quickly turns him into a Dorito, and Soos eats Dorito!Bill up anyway.
        • And because of this, Bill Cipher informs L'il Gideon that he gave up and tells L'il Gideon that he'll never get the Mystery Shack now (despite that they are no longer teaming up though), then the part where JonTron hangs himself with a nooze happens. L'il Gideon replaces JonTron though.
    • Make it cancelled after 13 episodes (Meaning Dreamscapers will be the last episode, and some episodes before it are skipped.)
    • After Dreamscapers (This version's series finale), make some successors to this show, but add it with characters and junk not related to Gravity Falls what so ever.
      • And also a nude picture of Mr. Magoo and that Lego SpongeBob set which costs lots of dollars online.
        • And there's some freaks like some lazy couch potato that never does his job to do anything and also lives in his basement and a two-year old named Charles for example.
          • And make it CGI too, as of 2018. (Calobi Productions reference?)
    • Kill off Stan!
    • In "Soos And The Real Girl" (in one of this version's successors), replace GIFany with Yandere from Yandere Simulator. Plus remove the "Crazy for you Soos!" line.
    • The show airs on Qubo (then it would be the laughing stock of the channel probably)
    • The music is played on a poor-quality Casio keyboard.
    • People working in Dingo Pictures work on the occasional effects like zooming in their faces when screaming and sound effects like the "wah-wah" sound.

    The Simpsons[edit | edit source]

    • Make it a preschool show named The Adventures of Bart Simpson.
      • Ironically, the cancelled Arabic dub, Al-Shamshoon, was targeted for kids.
    • Have the characters ask the audience questions.
    • Maggie poops in her diaper occasionally. Also, she cries so loud that you can hardly hear other characters.
    • Remove the comedy and replace it with shoe-horned educational value.
    • The conflict is non-existent.
    • The characters' eyes sparkle.
    • The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and on some occasions, xylophones.
    • DiC Entertainment produces it. (I like DiC, but let's face it: DiC would ruin The Simpsons.)
    • The animation for all episodes resembles the unaired version of Some Enchanted Evening.
    • Overuse the moral "The complainer is always wrong" for every episode.
    • The theme song is just "The Simpsons" but over and over again instead of just once.
    • Maggie is demoted to a minor character, let alone a wall flower.
    • Homer loves candy and apple juice over donuts and Duff Beer.
    • Itchy and Scratchy is a non-violent cartoon throughout the entire series (like in Itchy and Scratchy and Marge).
    • Have the show air on NBC's Saturday Morning block instead of Fox.
    • No guest appearances.
    • No Couch Gags or any other gag for that matter.
    • No references to popular culture.
    • The opening sequence is only 10 seconds long, exactly like in “Sideshow Bob Roberts”.
    • Lisa's personality is a clone of Bart's (like in the Tracey Ullman shorts).
    • Krusty is named Buddy.
    • Every 5 to 20 seconds, a character sneezes or hiccups.
    • Each episode has at least ten musical numbers.
    • The Kwik-E-Mart is named Q-T-Mart.
    • The backgrounds are full of rainbows and smiling objects.
    • Reveal Marge's rabbit ears that were supposed to be shown in the finale.
    • Everyone is voiced by either Rob Paulsen (using both the Bubsy and Coconut Fred voices) or Sue Rose (using her Angela Anaconda voice).
    • Each episode ends with the characters going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
    • Bart Simpson's theme song is "Everyone Has Feelings" from Care Bears in the Land Without Feelings.
    • Milhouse is a surfer boy who uses lingo that nobody cares for anymore.
    • Lisa Simpson's theme song is "Care-a-Lot" from The Care Bears Movie.
    • The animation for all episodes resembles the unaired version of Some Enchanted Evening.
      • wtf is that
    • The credits music is Baby by Justin Beiber

    Family Guy[edit | edit source]

    • Make the show's title "Funny Times with the Griffins".
    • Have it be in live-action with no off-color humor or cutaway gags, and transform all non-human characters into Muppet-esque puppets (think the Lois and Bonnie puppets from Foreign Affairs). The entire series is filmed in front of a live audience with VHS tapes and a Super-8 Video Camera. Also, you can hear the camera man breathing.
    • Have it air on Fox Kids in 1991, and it is entirely produced by Sid & Marty Krofft Productions.
    • Have Stewie and Brian be called "Dewy" and "Drunky" respectively, and Quagmire is a drug dealer named Willie.
    • After the airing of Life of Drunky, the series gets an animated reboot with no off-color humor, but rather bland, poorly-executed jokes and Smosh-esque comedy. The characters are styled to look like humans from He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special and voiced by the cast of Full English. The animation for the reboot looks like a mixture of The Christmas Tree (1991), Clutch Cargo, Angela Anaconda and Barbie and the Nutcracker.
    • "Scratch out" Scooby-Doo yogurt with Shaggy's eyes scratched out.
    • Replace the "Iraq Lobster" song with "OMG" by Jenna Rose.
    • Peter loves orange juice over Pawtucket Patriot beer.
    • Various characters' personalities are changed. For example, Meg is a bossy and sassy valley girl, Drunky is short-tempered and bites people and Lois is a paranoid self-diagnosed hypocondriac.
    • Peter eats something every 5 to 60 seconds.
    • Lois mostly screams her sentences. And to add insult to injury, she also has a speech impediment.
    • Add Larry and Steve to the show. (Thus, it would be too confusing on why the prototypes have to be in the same world as the released one.)

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    • In "Road to the Multiverse", replace the scene where Stewie/Dewy and Brian/Drunky enter a dimension where all people have to immediately go to the bathroom with a scene where Stewie/Dewy and Brian/Drunky enter a Lego universe and replace the scene where Stewie/Dewy and Brian/Drunky enter a dimension run by lesbian men with a scene where Dewy and Drunky enter a Funko Pop universe. Oh, wait...
    • In "Life Of Brian/Drunky", Vinny (who is renamed Buddy) stays with the Griffins forever.
    • In "The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou", Dewy dons blackface instead of going tan.
    • In "Candy, Quahog Marshmallow", kill off the Koreans, Soo-Jin and Willie. In addition, Winter Summer did not exist and it is replaced with some illegally produced VHS copies of Captain Planet and The Christmas Tree (1991) that both play in ridiculous slow motion.
    • In "A Lot Going On Upstairs", Peter, Joe and Cleveland aren't confided into the attic by Lois, but rather a chicken coop. A filthy, freaking chicken coop.
    • In "The Kiss Seen Around The World", remove the Star Trek presentation scene and all scenes where Meg expresses her hatred for Neil are cut out.
    • In "The Finer Strings", Monsanto Equals Murder is removed and is replaced with Rappin' For Jesus.
    • In "Saturated Fat Guy", Peter does not get stuck in his food truck.
    • In "Gronkowsbees", Peter goes and parties with Rob Gronkowski.

    Courage The Cowardly Dog[edit | edit source]

    • Include a narrator who states the obvious, like in Peppa Pig.
    • The narrator is the only one in the show who does actual dialogue, the rest of the characters only scream.
    • Air it on Adult Swim.
    • The colors are overly bright a la Problem Solverz.

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    • In "King Ramses' Curse", King Ramses is replaced by Mario's Floating Head from Mario Teaches Typing who says "Beware the diving boards!" And also, the banana god song is replaced with the song, "We Are Number One" But it's very loud, So loud that Eustace's head explodes.
    • In "Perfect", Courage has another nightmare that involves Giygas who then says, "You're...... Next......"

    Demon Slayer[edit | edit source]

    • replace all the characters to the ones from Boku no Pico.
    • rename the anime to Boku no Pico
    • the show airs in 2006

    You do know that it's impossible to replace a show with another show, right?

    Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Make the animation even more low budget.
    • Squirt's name is Bob.
    • Shimmer is voiced by Harley Bird, using her Peppa voice. Also, she cries and throws tantrums, especially in the ruined version of "A Cloudy Day in Sunny Patch".
    • Bounce is renamed to Fart, and he farts instead of bounces. Also, he constantly makes very annoying dog noises all the time (barking, whining, howling, etc.), and his catchphrase is an also very annoying "AWOOGA!!!".
    • Dragon is a generic baby dragon with no personality who is only there to sell merchandise, like plushies and a Tamagotchi-like toy. He voiced by David Winn, using his Lumpy voice.
    • Wiggle is an obese spider who keeps his older voice from "All Pupa'ed Out", only more annoying. He also overeats and cries a lot.
    • Spinner is a nerd whose voice gets more annoying as the series goes on.
    • Pansy and Snowdrop constantly get into annoying arguments throughout the series.
    • Spiderus looks more disturbing and gruesome, and he still has his sharp teeth from the "Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Kids" pilot movie; he takes pleasure in killing and eating other bugs.
    • The characters swear in every episode.
    • The snake kills every bug in sight in every episode she appears in, although the bugs show up in the next episode completely unharmed.
    • Whenever a certain bad thing happens to a bad character (e.g. Shimmer in the ruined version of "A Cloudy Day in Sunny Patch" and Spiderus in the ruined version of "A Sticky Situation" and "Hum Bug"), it manages to make you feel sorry for them, which makes you hate them and the show even more, because you shouldn't feel sorry for them.
    • The background music is played poorly with limited instruments.
    • Make the Miss Spider Lost Episode Creepypasta by Irving Snordfelt a real episode.

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    • In "A Sticky Situation", Spiderus actually eats Squirt/Bob and Bounce/Fart. After that, when he ends up getting stuck in the pine sap, he dies, and becomes a fossil for all eternity. However, despite this, he shows up alive and well in his next appearance.
    • In "A Cloudy Day in Sunny Patch", Shimmer cries and throws tantrums throughout the entire episode, and it ends with Shimmer crying and throwing a tantrum while covered in cake, with her birthday completely ruined.
    • In "Hum Bug", Spiderus eats Bounce/Fart (like in this edit), and develops an appetite for bugs instead of berries. So he goes on a murderous rampage, in which he kills the earwig family, until he gets stuck inside the plant. Then the episode ends with him staying trapped inside of the plant until he dies. However, despite this, he shows up alive and well in his next appearance.
    • In the near end of "The Jitterbug", Squirt/Bob falls off his web again and instead of landing on Pansy's web surfer, he falls to the ground, causing a huge amount of blood to splatter everywhere. Later on, the other buggies in sunny Patch are shown to be at Squirt/Bob's funeral, yet he's alive and well in the next episode.
    • The episode "Fungus Among Us" can be ruined in either one of these ways:
      • Version 1: The mushrooms that Wiggle brings back are more poisonous. Spiderus never comes free from the mushrooms blocking his home, even though he shows up unharmed in his next appearance. Then when we get to Wiggle's nightmare - which is real - the mushrooms plague the entire world and when Wiggle swallows the spore, he chokes on it, and dies, immediately before coming back to life as a mushroom-shaped version of himself, only more disturbing. The episode ends with him screaming in agony, now a mushroom for all eternity.
      • Version 2: The episode is entirely "Among Us" themed, in which the "Fungus" is entirely cut out, and the plot is changed to Wiggle bringing home an imposter crewmate, which reproduces and kills every bug in Sunny Patch, until eventually, Wiggle accidentally swallows an imposter crewmate, causing him to transform into one. The episode ends with him screaming in agony, now an imposter crewmate for eternity, almost just like how "Version 1" ended.
    • Change the title of "Dam the Puddle" to "Damn the Puddle". Also, Felix and his family move away from Sunny Patch forever at the end.
    • In "Frog in the Moon", Felix actually does return, but he falls to his death at the end, and never comes back for real.
    • In "Moon Music and Sun Songs", the singing/music is replaced with heavily drinking tequila to the point of projectile vomiting graphically. However, the crickets' howling/screaming is kept, but it's louder and more annoying. Eventually, Spiderus massacres the crickets with an AK-47.
    • In "Bringing Up Shrubby", Shrubby dies.
    • In "Stuck On You", Dragon, Spinner, Bounce/Fart, Pansy, and Snowdrop all become fossilized by the syrup. However, they show up unharmed in their next appearances.
    • In "Eclipse", Ned and Ted's fears actually come true, in which "somebuggy" actually does eat the sun, rather than an eclipse, causing the gruesome end of the world.

    Blue's Clues[edit | edit source]

    • Have Paprika be very bossy and sassy, and frequently insults Cinnamon.
    • Have Blue bite people.
    • Have Steve host all episodes.
      • Before you say anything about Joe, Steve had to leave because he was balding and wanted to pursue a musical career. It was either have Joe live the show to its tenth anniversary or have the show get cancelled entirely.
    • Have it air on the regular Nickelodeon schedule.
    • Have Blue's Room in all episodes.
    • A running gag is having Blue shove things up her butthole.
    • Add too many clues to confuse the kids (the amount of clues would be 10).
    • Fill it with tons of animation errors.
      • And boom mics dropping into shot.
        • And hands going through Mailbox (that happened in one episode).
          • And Knuckles
            • And itching powder. Steve would not control it.
              • and knuckles
    • The songs are more annoying than bad 90's mainstream music.
    • Make Steve run around all over every scene, especially in inappropriate situations.
    • Mailbox only sends spam messages.
    • Slippery Soap melts in his last appearance.
    • Tickety-Tock is nothing but a sun dial.
      • A talking one.
    • Shovel and Pail are replaced with psychotic characters known as Knife and Axe. They also try to kill Steve in every episode.
    • No education value.
    • Blue and Magenta act like rabid wolves at least once an episode.
    • The show gets cancelled in 2002 due to Steve leaving, making "Something to Do Blue" the last episode.
    • The tree from "The Wrong Shirt" is in the living room in all episodes. Plus, it grows a mean, scary face slowly as the series progresses.
    • Five words: "A sock in a bakery."
    • We find out the "Really Great Book" in one episode is about... you guessed it... porn.
    • Make an episode fully around toilet humor.
    • Replace the background music of some songs with the soothing sounds of transformers arcing and exploding.
    • The "Glasses" song from "Magenta Gets Glasses" is nothing but Steve and Miranda saying "Glasses" over and over while Whip It by Devo plays in the background.
    • Have there be product placement for the Easy Bake Oven and the Queasy Bake Cookerator. Seriously, look the second one up.
    • The Handy Dandy Notebooks are the dry-erase (and reproduction) ones you find on eBay.
    • BRAIN FASHION is in every episode before Blue puts the pawprint on the screen.
    • Stephen King writes all episodes.
    • Add product placement for toys like the Pepsi Talking Vending Machine, with the characters saying "Buy (insert toy here) or else you get tickle tortured!".
    • The first episode, Snack Time, is product placement for co-op shops (a Kenner Big Burger Grill would be seen) and Irn-Bru.
    • The Moon in the credits of the Pajama Party episode is voiced by, who else, but Frank Welker using his Dr. Claw/Soundwave voice.
    • Sidetable leaves midway through some episodes to go to "The Box"
      • Her voice actress Aleisha LaNaé Allen was a regular on Out of the Box, so why not?
    • Add whip cracks for every animated character's arm or leg movement (think Johnny Test, but more painful to listen to!)
    • Sidetable Drawer talks in gangster lingo (Her voice actress is black).
    • The Toilet Song from "Morning Music" is replaced with the song in the video.
    • Steve swears every few minutes.
    • Countless fart jokes are frequent.
    • Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
    • The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and occasionally xylophones.
    • No reboot.

    PB&J Otter[edit | edit source]

    • Make the title characters spoiled brats.
    • The show is called Rottenz Sandwichz Otterz
    • Peanut has bloody fangs and sparkling eyes (That's like a Twilight rejection).
    • Jelly sounds like she went through puberty.
    • Butter has an evil, creepy voice and is an overpowered Mary-Sue. Also, she cries so loud, you can't hear the other characters.
    • Opal is an alcoholic mother (Now that wouldn't be appropriate for kiddies, amirite?). She is also named Ohf***you.
    • Flick is a rat named "Plague".
    • Munchy is a stereotypical nerd with an annoying voice.
    • The Raccoons are hyenas instead of their namesake species.
    • The Noodle Dance goes like this: "Noodle Dance! Noodle Dance! Noodle Dance! Noodle Dance! Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle Noodle! Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Dance Noodle Dance Noodle Dance NOODLE DANCE!"
    • The Noodle Dance background has light strobe effects. Any characters doing the Noodle Dance twerk entirely throughout the segment, along with them claiming that twerking is good for them.
    • The characters talk to the audience constantly, especially asking them questions they already know the answers to.
    • Mayor Jeff is....well, armed and dangerous. His name is also just Jeff (if you can get the reference).
    • The Snootie mansion is shaped like a pile of dung, and make itself stink.
    • Insert stock footage from movies without any signs of citation in the credits and place them in random scenes with no context whatsoever.
    • No good morals. Only bad ones.
    • Writers from Caillou and The Nutshack write all episodes.
    • Have the show run from 2013-15 on a bad video streaming site (not YouTube, Vimeo, or Dailymotion).
    • Animate the show in poor 80's-esque CGI by Klasky-Csupo (I know that studio is usually good, but then again, they made duds).
    • There are villains that win every episode.
      • The villains would be Dora, Caillou, Barney, and Nina (from Nina Needs to Go!).
    • Every 2 seconds, there is an animation error.
    • Include a narrator that does nothing but state the obvious.
    • Lake Hoohaw is called Loser Lake.
    • Mr. Bigdog has rabies.
    • Babbleberries are called Bubberreez.
    • PB&J love rotten sandwiches over PB&J sandwiches.
    • Replace Mallard Man with Fanboy and Chum-Chum.
    • Make the credits move so fast, that you can't read anything.
    • Make the characters puppets, like what you'd see on Potterpuppetpals. Animate it on PowerPoint.
      • And have them turn into poorly-rendered CGI characters when they're annoyed.
    • Turn the voice acting into text to speech.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • In "Babbleberry/Bubberree Day", the Bubberreez turn out to be cherry bombs created by Bart Simpson.
    • In "You Can't Come In", the characters make a slaughterhouse that kills fish complete with bloody, disgusting scenes that wouldn't look out of place on a low-budget R-rated horror movie.
    • In "Go Away Gorilla", there is an actual gorilla which murders PB&J at the end.
    • In "The Silent Treatment", Pinch decapitates Jelly for arguing.
    • In "Picture Perfect", PB&J dress like hobos and are treated to alcohol by Davey Stone from Eight Crazy Nights.
    • In "Too Hot for Fishicles", everything on Lake Hoohaw/Loser Lake decays to dust before being eaten by feral dogs.
    • In "Nothin' But the Tooth", a Titan version of Drew Pickles destroys Lake Hoohaw/Loser Lake.
    • In "Soap Box Derby Day", PB&J train a bar of giant swearing soap. Instead of a race, it's a rodeo with soap and explosions.
    • In "The Sleeping Beagle", the episode is nothing more than a live-action beagle sleeping throughout.
    • In "Gotta Dance", the contest is a Twerk-a-thon.
    • In "Otter Pox", the Otter Pox has similar effects to smallpox.
    • In "Eye Spy", Flick/Plague suffers from epilepsy throughout the episode as strobe light effects play for the entirety of the episode.
    • In "Happy Harmony", Mayor Jeff/Jeff's story takes place in a filthy yard in 1968.
    • In "Strike Up the Band", PB&J sing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.
    • In "The World's Strongest Otter", Peanut takes steroids.
    • In "Poor Bubbles", Bubbles is taken to a Japanese restaurant to be served to customers, meaning that we'll never see Bubbles again from this point.
    • In "Poodle Power", it is revealed that Honey Boo-Boo cut the power out with her weight.
    • In "Lost and Found", the clowns turn out to be psychopathic.
    • In "Follow Your Nose", PB&J and Flick/Plague encounter crazy naked mole rats instead of moles.
    • In "The Ice Moose", Old Tim gets killed and has his head mounted on the wall by Nigel Thornberry's evil twin from another universe.
    • In "Three Super Otters", the Mega Babies confront PB&J and Munchy and set them on fire.
    • In "Butter's First Checkup", Dr. Molar Fox is replaced with Freddy Fazbear.
    • "Kid Court" is a rip-off of Space Jam.
    • In "Munchy's Sinking Feeling", Munchy goes through major character derailment and stops being a nerd. He begins attempting to cut his arms and tail.
    • In "Come Back, Mama", Opal/Ohf***you doesn't finish the Snooties' cake in time.
    • In "Hope Castle", there is a tornado that wreaks havoc across the land, sucking the protagonists into a dystopian dimension.
    • In "Nanner Says I Do", Aunt Nanner ends up getting married to a drunk skeleton.
    • In "Opal/Ohf***you and the New Otter", Ricky is a 25-year-old human man who falls in love with Jelly (Beastiality pedophilia alert!).
    • In "Goodbye Lake Hoohaw/Loser Lake", Lake Hoohaw/Loser Lake is sucked by a black hole.

    Little People (1999 claymation TV series)[edit | edit source]

    • Remove Michael's ability to make things magically.
    • Have it air on the regular Nickelodeon schedule, taking up half of all afternoon timeslots.
    • Eddie and Freddie dance at inappropriate times.
    • It is made by DiC.
    • Include a lot of extremely disgusting toilet humor.
    • Farmer Jed curses every sentence.
    • Have it be poorly animated with bad motion capture.
    • Put in morals such as "It's okay to take things without asking.", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects with your hands.", and "Exercise is bad.".

    South Park[edit | edit source]

    • Butters is the protagonist, and he is de-aged to four years old. He also throws Caillou-like tantrums in every episode.
    • Wipe Tweek from existence.
    • The show goes until Season 8000, meaning that it'll last until your grandkids are dead.
    • Make it a The Get Along Gang rip-off.
    • Cartman/Barry loves vegetables over Cheesy Poofs.
    • The season 1 theme song is an over the top jazz song. The subsequent seasons use cutesy instrumentals for a theme song, not unlike the mid '80s Care Bears commercials.
    • Give everyone anime-esque (a la Boku no Pico) realistic looks.
    • Stan and Kyle are named Huggy and Kissy respectively.
    • Have it air on Disney Channel in 1986 and produced by Sunbow Productions.
    • Chef constantly says the N word.
    • Make Cartman/Barry highly friendly, sweet, and well-mannered to the point where it's extremely creepy. Plus, make him have a REALLY huge addiction to Care Bears and Monchhichis.
    • Kenny and Cartman are named Yoogi and Barry respectively. (PBBT SUPERDOG19 REFS)
    • The backgrounds are full of flowers, butterflies, and smiling objects.
    • PC Principal is replaced with a stereotypical 1950s housewife character named Betty.
    • Get rid of the Kenny death gag.
    • Guido is a main characrter of this show.

    How to Ruin the Episodes![edit | edit source]

    • In "You're Getting Old", when Stan/Huggy turns 10, he starts seeing people and objects as rainbows, kitty cats, unicorns, hearts, smiley faces, etc. Whenever he listens to music, he'll hear cutesy babyish songs.
    • In "Kenny Dies", Kenny/Yoogi miraculously lives... somehow.
    • In "Make Love, Not Warcraft", the title is instead "Make Love and Pac-Man", with the boys playing Pac-Man for the Atari 2600.

    SheZow[edit | edit source]

    • The theme song lasts 1 minute! ONE MINUTE!
    • All characters are voiced by the same person.
    • There's a narrator who explains the obvious, similar to the narrator of Peppa Pig.
    • A PSA is at the end of every episode.

    Maggie and the Ferocious Beast[edit | edit source]

    • Every 5 seconds, the beast scares the viewers with an ugly face or an ear-bleeding roar.
    • The animation is very similar to The Problem Solverz.
    • Hamilton is a Daddy Pig rip-off who slaps people, then beats them up if they call him Alexander Hamilton.
    • Have it air on Adult Swim at 2 am.
    • The Beast eats Maggie and Hamilton in the last episode.
    • Make Hamilton eat feces every five minutes, then he tells the viewers to barf like they mean it.
    • Change the name to "Funny Times with Maggie and Friends"
    • Maggie is a whiny brat.
    • The show is rated TV-MA-DLSV

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987[edit | edit source]

    • Rename it to “The Leonardo Show”.
    • Make the characters ask the audience questions.
    • Have there be shoe-horned comedy.
    • Hanna-Barbera and Ruby Spears produce it.
      • I know, they're sibling studios, but they'd ruin TMNT 1987.
    • Writers known for the worst cartoons ever made write all episodes.
    • Kraang is called "Chet".
    • The Shredder and the other villains do nothing but act stupid for over a hundred episodes.
      • For example, the Shredder thinks Dimension X is the nickname of the local Showbiz Pizza Place, and the trans-dimensional portal is used for microwaving foods and making ice cream.
    • Mona Lisa is Raphael's love interest and girlfriend in all episodes.
      • It would be both good and bad.
    • Everyone is voiced by Levi Stubbs (using the Audrey II voice), Doug Parker (using the Megaman voice), Jennifer Darling, Rob Paulsen, Seth O'Hickory (using the Mailbox voice), James Murray (using his Splinter voice), and Jennie Kwan.
    • Make all the children seen in the show spoiled brats.
    • All characters named Jeff are....well, armed and dangerous.
    • Make Irma run around all over every scene, especially in inappropriate situations.
    • Rocksteady and Bebop talk only in high-school French.
    • The Shredder is named "Bob".
    • The Shredder/Bob rides around in a giant can of Rainy Day Foods Alfalfa Seeds on wheels with a giant Oobi-like hand thing on it.
    • Insert stock footage.
    • Replace all battle scenes with stock footage of people solving problems just by eating Mentos.
    • The plans for attacks by the villains (and vise-versa) are easier to the point that even preschoolers can do them.
    • The backgrounds are full of rainbows and smiling objects in the "Red Sky" seasons.
    • Have the show be EVEN MORE Lighter and Softer instead of Darker and Edgier for the "Red Sky" seasons.
    • Each episode ends with the characters going to bed as 70's, 80's and 90's electronic music plays (or in the case of the "Red Sky" seasons a sleep-inducing lullaby).
    • Have it cancelled after 8 seasons (meaning that "Turtle Trek" will be the final episode).
    • Vernon eats something every 5 to 60 seconds.
    • Splinter wears a lampshade all the time.
    • The animation for all episodes resembles the episodes of Scooby Doo, Where Are You?.
    • Fill it with tons of animation errors.
    • The Foot Clan are just guys in three-piece suits.
    • Shredder's/Bob's legs are colored flesh instead of steel, making it look like he isn't wearing pants.
    • New York City is called "Famous Ray's City"

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • In Turtle Trek (the finale in this version), New York City/Famous Ray's City surrenders to the Care Bears.
      • And also Shredder/Bob, Kraang/Chet, and the other baddies get killed, so HA!
    • In The Catwoman from Channel Six, the episode is nothing more than a live-action 25-minute video clip of men in Ninja Turtle costumes babysitting a 13-year old girl in a cat costume with a "Channel 6" necklace while speaking in hilariously bad voices with poor visual and audio quality.
    • In Attack of the 50-Foot Irma, Irma stays giant and gets married to Godzilla, and somehow, Mothra gets jealous.
    • In The Turtle Terminator, Shredder/Bob and Kraang/Chet create a drunk skeleton instead of a android clone of Irma.
      • Could the drunk skeleton be a distant relative of Sans (from Undertale)? I guess.
    • In Pizza by the Shred, Weird Pizza To Go is called "Ray's Weird Pizzas".

    Danny Phantom[edit | edit source]

    KaBlam![edit | edit source]

    • The segments are replaced with mayo.
    • Henry and June don't appear at all, so Ryan hosts instead.
    • Have the show be called "KaKaKaKaMAYO TIME!"
    • All the mayo is expired.
    • Insert awful .jpg stock images.
    • The last episode reveals that Ryan is Peanut Otter in disguise.
      • Both characters are voiced by Adam Rose (who, in my opinion, is highly underrated).
    • Give it a spin-off halfway during the third season called "Ryan's Fun World", which rips off Elmo's World.  
    • Have it overuse memes that were funny back in 2009.
    • One word: Jumpscares

    Miraculous: Tales Of Ladybug And Cat Noir[edit | edit source]

    • All of the akumatized villains win in every single episode.
    • Adrien gets killed off in Reflectika.
    • Each episode contains tons of filler.
    • A Fire PIF is at the end of each episode.
    • Replace the Kwamis (Tikki, Plagg, Nooroo, Trixx, Duusu, Wayzz) in favor of a lame magic spell.
    • Have an episode devoted to Marinette (as Ladybug) reading "Everybody Poops".
    • It is cancelled halfway through the airing of "Ladybug and Cat Noir (Origins - Part One)", and afterward the full episode is leaked onto the internet.
    • The animation is done in the style of Grojband and The Gigglebellies.
    • Litter it with memes that were funny back in 2015.
    • Every 10 seconds a character twitches, sneezes, coughs or picks his/her nose.
    • It airs on Cartoon Network multiple times a day.
    • Make it in early 2016 and let it run for only one season.
    • Make Adrien a conservative Christian nutjob who's catchphrase is "Screw the Beatles and praise Jesus!"
    • Marinette's catchphrase is "I might have gone in too many places!"
    • Chloe isn't a snob, but rather a prissy 16 year old girl from Los Angeles who is obsessed with Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Scream Queens.
    • Replace Hawk Moth with an exceptionally skinny person that dresses like a bald eagle named "Angry Eagle".

    SuperNoobs (this section is long as shit I'm sorry)[edit | edit source]

    • Make it a spinoff of Johnny Test.

    Just kidding! I bet you wanted to see how the show should actually be bad, not just a simple answer! Here we go!

    • Change the title to "n00bz!11!!11!", "Noobies", "Funny Times With The Noobs" or "Da Nubs"
    • Memnock and Zenblock never appear. (They only appear in Bob and Rob human form)
      • As Bob and Rob, they make unsettling and obnoxious cameos in most of their appearances.
    • Make the fighting scenes in ridiculous slow motion. (talk about snoozefest!)
      • The Noobs use comedy to fight villains (mostly jokes a la the ones Luan Loud makes).
    • Insert awful .jpg stock images, included with in your face watermarks.
    • Shope's birthname is 'Jadwiga' instead of Jennifer.
    • All fonts for episodes are either Comic Sans MS or Arial, and occasionally the Dukes Of Hazzard font will be used.
    • The show initially airs on Nicktoons, but as of "The Noobs Meet Count Venamus", it is aired during the graveyard slot on YTV.
    • Many things are changed about the show in general, as well as the production, which is now very rushed.
      • Flamarion Ferreira Films produces the entire show.
      • It is directed entirely by Michael Bay, which means you're in for lots of explosions.
      • Every 8 seconds, there is an animation error.
      • The viewer can easily see boom mics dropping into shot.
      • There is shoehorned toilet humor and educational value.
      • In every scene, there is a camera that moves into places where it shouldn't.
      • A whipcrack sound is added to every character's arm or leg movement. Hey, it's like Johnny Test!
    • The show has little regards to continuity, and forgets about plot points (like the supernatural pyramids from season two) as soon as they're brought up.
    • Kevin carries around a whistle and he blows it every time Tyler speaks.
    • Throughout the show, Shope is referred to with both her first and last name, sorta like how everyone refers to the titular character of Angela Anaconda with both her first and last name.
    • All the audio is recorded using a webcam.
    • Everyone has Kevin's personality.
    • Each episode has at least one musical number, and they're all laced with profanity and homophobic content.
    • The animation for all episodes resembles a mixture of post-season 2 Johnny Test animation and Wishfart, especially the latter.
    • Have Tyler wear a paper cup with the Scooby Doo characters on it, but Shaggy's eyes are scratched out.
    • There are forced educational aesops at the end of each episode.
    • All the female characters are voiced by either Sarah Natochenny (using her Vera voice) or Bryn McAuley, and the male characters are all voiced by either Guido Quaroni (the voice of our favorite shit-eating forklift) or Mac Heywood.
    • The only jokes involve way-too-cruel slapstick, cutaway gags that come out of nowhere a la Family Guy, excessive breaking of the fourth wall and toilet humor.
    • All the characters have bad catchphrases.
      • Tyler's catchphrase is "Korean OMG!" and "GET ME KEVIN ON THE PHONE!"
      • Kevin's catchphrases are "When in doubt, whip it good!" and "I'M TOO HOT FOR YOU!"
      • Shope's catchphrases are "Woah! High-impact sexual violence!" and "That doesn't fucking scare me!"
      • Roach's catchphrase is "Blame it on the rain!" and "Chicken fetus!"
    • Stingy from Lazytown is a supporting character, and his catchphrase is "It's mine, binch!"
      • Cool Cat from Cool Cat Saves the Kids is also a supporting character and he appears in live action, green-screened onto the scenes he appears in as a framing device a la Shining Time Station. His live-action scenes are filmed with a Super-8 video camera.
    • Pictures of Yelena from Welcome to the Wayne are flashed onscreen to hypnotize viewers into worshiping her.
    • Kevin wears a lampshade all the time.
    • The Shopkins make time to time cameos.
      • BONUS: The Madballs also make cameos, only making gross jokes about whatever situation the Noobs are in.
        • The cast of Wishfart makes time to time cameos.
    • Have Amy be a stereotypical emo/scene girl who beats up people for fun. She also has a new hair color in every episode, making it hard to recognize her.
    • Ernie from Peppermint Park appears as Shope's brother.
    • The writers are regressed to 8-year-old Baldi fangirls that use Flipaclip to make animation memes.
    • Cornbury is named Boredbury.
    • There is tons of product placement for Showbiz Pizza, Oxi Clean, Oragel Training Toothpaste, the Big City Slider Station, Crystal Pepsi, Activia Yogurt, and the Truth anti-tobacco campaign.
    • The Incredibly Amazing Man appears in every episode, and no matter what, gets more screentime than everybody else.
    • The Noobs live with Mem and Zen in their house, and instead of the whole sleep-fighting gimmick shown in "A Noob Divided Cannot Noob!", have Zen be an insomniac who constantly wakes the Noobs from their sleep for petty reasons.
    • Every 20 seconds an in-your-face shot of a random character is present, including loud screaming and spinning images of Bling Bling Boy t-posing.
    • Rovu and his squad are just tiny guys in 1-piece suits.
    • The Supernoobs are all Tumblr users.
      • Kevin, however is a Tumblr, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Kiwifarms and Uncyclopedia user.
    • The series is aimed at kids under the age of 12, but has a large cult following of adult fans called "Senior Noobs".
    • A couple characters talk in slang without rhyme or reason.
      • Kevin talks in dated 90's slang almost exclusively.
      • The Principal of Cornbury Boredbury Middle School talks in 80's slang.
    • Have Roach be able to only say the words "Kill yourself", "Get Keemstar", "I am Pink Guy", "Let's get right into the news", "Dank Memes", "Drink bleach" and "Wow".
    • Have the characters ask the audience questions, especially ones they already know the answers to. This is especially shown in "Noob Dunnit!", a mystery-themed episode in which the XR4Ti goes missing.
    • The end credits move so fast that you can't read anything. In addition, at the end of the credits, a marathon of Nightmare-ranked scary logos is present for the next hour or so, or stolen Family Guy Funniest Moments videos.
      • And make the credits include the old 1980's Palace Video warning screen words.
    • The felt friends from Blue's Clues come on the screen every once in a while to teach the viewers about sex ed.
    • Include an episode called "Viewer Mail Noobs!" where the Noobs read mail. This episode starts off with Kevin reading complaints from viewers of the show about despite being aimed at kids aged 12 and under, it contains racism, sexual references and homophobic messages. In response, Kevin and his friends do a hypothetical Bowderlized episode of their show to explain that their show would not be as good as it is if it was legitimately aimed at children with the help of the cast of Detention. In the Bowderlized episode, all the inappropiate content is removed in a similar way to how Pooh's Adventures is censored, and Tyler is replaced with Sans Undertale from Undertale. The episode ends with Kevin and Shope singing "Hotel Room Service" by Pitbull.
      • In the end, the whole episode is revealed to be an absinthe and acid-induced dream of Kevin's.
    • The characters don't move their mouths when speaking. Instead, they move their heads or arms slightly (Think My Little Pony Newborn Cuties)
    • The budget is very low, and we're talking Paddy The Pelican levels of low.
    • The series is made to be a huge cash cow and solely exists to sponsor companies like Microsoft, Disney, Dawn Dish Soap, McDonald's and Wendy's.
    • Tyler has a fetish for belly growls, luckily (at least in Tyler's case), If Roach happens to eat something, this will happen to him, and it will lead to him vomiting everywhere.
    • Make Kevin racist and homophobic. In every episode, he constantly rambles about gay people ruining society, only for Shope to tell him to stop 30 seconds later.
    • Kevin has bishounen eyes.
    • Mr. T makes cameos in every episode, claiming he will help the Noobs when they need it, but we never even see him helping them.
    • A character dies a gruesome death each episode, yet they are alive and well in the next episode. The character that dies is always either Tyler, Shope or Roach.
    • Replace Stacy with a typical cliché teenage girl who hates girly things.
    • Count Venamus is a well dressed viper that carries serious diseases, and his design is a rip off of Professor Venomous from OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes. (Even though that didn't come out until August 2017, but whatever)
    • Replace General Blorgon with a conspiracy theorist that gets all his conspiracies wrong.
      • Also replace Hedies with a braindead Ditto, and replace Technut with a stupid chicken while we're at it.
    • Each episode ends with everyone going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
    • It is cancelled halfway through the airing of "Noobs' Day Off", and the full episode, as well as the rest of season 2, is leaked onto the internet.
      • And when it's cancelled, almost all footage of the show is lost and/or destroyed due to bad storage and tape damage, like the majority of the episodes from Pipkins.
    • The season 2 finale reveals that the entire show was a hallucination that Shope went through after getting severe mental shock due to a bad grade in a school subject, and that in reality, Shope is a hardcore conspiracy theorist, and that her intelligent and rational personality is merely the type of person that she wished she could be. It also reveals that Tyler is her brother; Kevin is their older cousin that is a high ranking member of a street gang, Roach is actually Kevin's pet dog but humanized, and Mem and Zen are Tyler and Shope's gay dads.

    IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE SECOND VERSION ON HOW TO RUIN SUPERNOOBS, GO TO How To Make Good TV Shows Bad/Supernoobs version 2

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    Season 1[edit | edit source]

    • A Noob Hope:
      • Make it a poorly made live action pilot where the Noobs destroy their school and get arrested. In addition, the entire episode is filmed on a VHS camcorder. Also, you can hear the cameraman breathing.
      • Jock Jockerson gets decapitated by Stingy and Shope, as well as a group of Devo fanboys we never grow to care about.
      • Have Tyler poke fun at homosexuals by wearing clothes and talking in a voice similar to the really cartoony gays in this Family Guy clip.
    • The Noobs Strike Back
      • As of this episode, the entire series is animated.
      • Make it a crossover with all characters from Sausage Party.
      • Include a musical number centered around Shopwells titled "Shopwells Forever!"
      • A running gag is that Frank (from Sausage Party) dabs.
      • Just for this episode, the battle balls are replaced with Genji's ninja stars. Don't ask.
    • Super Noob Suits
      • Have the Noobs go on a trip to a boring museum instead of an aquatics center.
      • It's a given considering most of Shope's fans are nonces.
      • Tyler's latex outfit is blue instead of pink.
      • "The Black Something" is replaced with "The Kawaii Dino".
    • Noobies vs. Smoothies
      • A running gag is that Roach keeps rolling on the floor and screwing everything up. It gets really repetitive really fast.
      • Tyler's date doesn't go well with Amy, destroying TylerxAmy forever.
    • Go Noob Outside
      • The Candy Mama game is a bootleg Sonic The Hedgehog game.
      • The noobs stay inside for the entire episode.
    • Curb Your Noob
      • Kevin stays as a dog for the rest of thee series.
      • The warden of the dog pound is replaced with a stereotypical donut-eating security guard.
      • Remove the "I am a dog lover, a lover of dogs." line.
    • Noob Kids On The Block
      • The Noobs twerk to Hit The Quan instead of singing the Supertastic Four Song.
      • Then, they do the same thing, but they're dancing to "Hoodie On" by Matt and Kim.
      • Have Jock dance to "This Is Your Left".
      • The Glee Club sings a cover of "Lean On" by Mitchell Musso, but it's reversed, with the members actually pronouncing the lyrics backwards without fail. No reverse effects needed.
    • Fourth Down And Noob To Go
      • The Noobs get major injuries at the end of the football game.
      • Tyler does not wear the cow costume. Sorry Tyler fangirls, take your fapping somewhere else :(
      • Tyler admits that he is a FUCKING DIRTY ASS FURRY
    • Who, What, Where, Noob
      • Shope is sent to the all girls school, but still goes to Cornbury Middle School with Tyler, Kevin and Roach in subsequent appearances.
      • Make it like one of the Shope torture porn episodes there were a bit of in season one.
      • Let Kevin become invisible instead.
      • Remove the "Wow, he's a better me than me." line.
      • At the end of the episode, have everyone scream "IT'S SHACK THE NUT!"
    • Shake Your Noobie
      • Instead of a medieval theme have the dance be centered around Club Penguin.
      • Tyler does not dance with Amy.
      • Jessie is killed off in her first appearance.
    • Where No Noob Has Gone Before
      • Remove the line "Welcome to the play thing!" said by Kevin.
    • How To Care For Your Noob
      • The guinea pig is named Difficult McF instead of Easy McA, and instead of Running Away From Shope's Wrath™, he stays put in the cage.
      • Kevin doesn't turn into a guinea pig for the sake of Shope's selfish needs.
      • Turn Shope into a controlling bitch for the rest of the series.
      • Shope actually default dances in one scene without context.
    • The Noobs Meet Count Venamus
      • Count Venamus is revealed to be a rabid kangaroo who is also a Peridot ripoff.
    • Dude, Where's My Noob
      • The battle balls are used for sport instead of being misplaced.
    • Tyrannosaurus Noob
      • The whole episode is cut out in favor of a 10-minute version of Shope screaming Kevin's name at ear bleedingly loud volume that will literally make the audience go deaf.
    • When Good Noobs Go Bad
      • Roach turns into an emo kid, and he stays an emo for the rest of the series until he is killed off in this version's version of The Nooby Blueby Booby.
    • Superdoods!
      • The SuperDudes are revealed to be a pack of starving raccoons.
    • License To Noob
      • The Noobs' eyes are infected instead of Mem and Zen's.
    • Noobot VS Venabot
      • Put in WWI jokes.
    • Zooper Noobs!
      • The Noobs stay at the Earth zoo.
      • Mr. Monorail is replaced by an alpaca with a serious sickness.
    • Noob Kid In Town
      • Catboy is renamed 'Dogboi'.
    • Parent Teacher Noobs
      • The Noobs don't make an effort to cover up the fact that it's Parent Teacher.
      • There's a scene where Shope repeatedly does the Cha Cha Slide dance with Tyler for an uncomfortable amount of time while Kevin and Roach stand, motionless and pondering. It goes on for half the episode.
      • For this episode only, give everyone weird accents provided by international text to speech voices.
      • The ending is more unsatisfactory.
    • Noob It Or Lose It
      • Uber Trash Brothers is replaced with Dangan Ronpa v3 Killing Harmony.
      • In this episode, without reason, Roach turns into the 1970's Grimace. He also shapeshifts into a swamp monster that looks like something out of Plan 9 From Outer Space at some point.
    • Noobsitters
      • The Noobs babysit a toddler who continuously throws temper tantrums.
      • Replace the dinner scene with Nanny 911 footage.
    • How To Use Your Noob
      • The battle balls are destroyed.
    • A Noob Divided Cannot Noob!
      • Pedobear, JonTron, Shotacat and Bowsette appear at the house party.
      • The sleep fighting gimmick is overdone.
    • Super Natural Noobs
      • The Noobs camp at a camp site built over an ancient Indian burial ground and the whole episode is them not being able to sleep because the damn place is haunted by spooky ghosts of natives.
    • The Supernoobs Super Cup
      • Cheating is condoned instead of being banned.
    • How To Noob The Science Fair
      • Seriously, this episode is fucking shit. It can't be ruined. That's how shitty it is.
    • Noobtube
      • "Extreme Virus Warriors" is revealed to be a cashgrab.
      • The whole episode is revealed to be an acid-induced dream Kevin had when he was also intoxicated by alcohol.
      • Remove every single reference to Roach's Happy Dance.
    • The Noobie Blueby Booby
      • Roach is killed off and we never see him again, except an apparition of him in later episodes.
    • Noobs vs. the Earth-sterminator!
      • Tyler reveals to be a huge weeaboo.
    • Noob Colored Glasses
      • Shope joins Mr. Wertz's goggle cult.
      • Shovin is implied more and more to the point it's bloody sickening.
    • Let It Noob, Let It Noob, Let It Noob!
      • It is an all around Christmas episode, with everyone shoving Christmas carols in your face.
      • In the beginning of the episode when Shope calls Tyler on his phone and outright screams at him, Tyler's ringtone is replaced with Stingy scream-singing "You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood".
    • To Catch A Noob
      • Roach's apparition wrecks havoc on Count Venamus' ship thing.
      • As of this episode, Kevin stays in his glorm weasel form. He still has the bishounen eyes.
    • The Noobiest Place On Earth!
      • Have the episode be a lazily done and poor crossover with this article's version of Pokemon.
      • For this episode only, the characters lip sync, but in Syncro-Vox. Terrifying, I know.
    • Count Noob-a-nus
      • The Noobs are abducted and thrown into space, only to come back to the Earth at the end.
    • I Know You Noob
      • The three Emmas hold the noobs at gunpoint at some point in the episode.
      • Let the three Emmas drown in the ocean when the eagle drops them in it.
    • The Noobs Meet The Incredibly Amazing Man
      • The Incredibly Amazing Man is revealed to be Kevin's father.
      • Kevin's "Okay Boy" moniker is replaced with "Fake Ginger Boy".
    • The Noob Cave!
      • Tyler takes on a Donald Trump-esque persona named Trumpy Tyler for the episode, and he hires some minions of the Hall of Tyler to build a wall around the US-Mexican border.
      • Cut out any scenes with Kevin and the Critter Cave in favor of that scene where Shope has a slap-fight with the wind.
      • And replace THAT scene AGAIN with footage of angry radical feminists.
      • Also remove the scene with Shope "yelling" at the monitor.
      • Basically, remove every good scene. Which is every scene, because this episode is great.
    • To Noob or Not To Noob
      • Have Tyler date Shope instead.
      • In that scene where Tyler and Amy Shope are in space, they both sufficate, die, and then turn out to be alive in the next episode without rhyme or reason.
      • All scenes involving Kevin and the frogs are removed.

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    The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald[edit | edit source]

    • The budget is very low.
    • Ronald McDonald's house's interior is a regular everyday living room.
    • Make the animated parts' animation look like a combination of Clutch Cargo, Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time, Mega Babies, and The Nutshack, while the live action parts are animated with bad motion capture, a shaky camera, and terrible green screening.
    • Professor Pinchworm/Screwy destroys McDonaldland in the finale with a nuke.
    • The end credits move fastly to the point where you don't know what's happening. Eventually, you'll end up seeing the 1998 Klasky-Csupo logo (however, it would be in its 2002 alternate version, even though TWAoRM first came out in 1998.)
    • The theme song includes seizure-inducing flashing lights in some parts.
    • Grimace's mouth moves like a sock puppet or the Canadian characters from South Park.
      • And it moves rather poorly.
    • Tika is a loud-mouthed swearing cowgirl.
    • Franklin always uses dated '90s slang when he speaks.
    • The Live-Action Ronald is played by Bob Brandon, who played the clown in the 70's.
    • The old versions of the Fry Kids make cameos.
    • Hamburglar does nothing but pick his nose.
    • Sundae only screams, especially in pointless solutions.
    • Include a lot of poop jokes, fart jokes, butt jokes, crotch gags, gross-out humor, and corny songs.
    • Every 8 seconds a character sneezes or farts.
    • Pinchworm is changed to an amnesiac and demented robot-cat named Screwy, who wants to eat Sundae, and talks a la Horat from the Nutshack.
      • BONUS: His minion is a demented chicken.
    • Innuedos!]
    • Add a glitter dog who's friends with Sundae.
    • Put in morals such as "It's okay to take things without asking.", "Always go with strangers", "The complainer is always wrong", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects with your hands.", "Everything can be the way you want it.”, "When people say something is your fault, it really is" "Exercise is bad." and "Watching TV does not rot your brain."
    • Air it on Nicktoons in a graveyard timeslot.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • Birthday World: Instead of the rollercoaster turning people into babies, they turn them into living piles of poop.

    Todd McFarlane's Spawn[edit | edit source]

    • Make it an Saturday morning cartoon, complete with talking animal sidekick (which could be a raccoon named Mr. Sixties, who is a '60s music fanboy whose catchphrase is "Screw Jesus and praise The Beatles!")
    • Have the animation be similar to the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon.
    • The music is just weird tunes played on a Minimoog.
    • Spawn fights evil foreign stereotypes, generic, green-skinned, and magical monsters, and evil warlords.
    • Spawn has a moustache.

    Spider-Man 1967[edit | edit source]

    • Have the budget be even lower.
    • The animation is Ivor the Engine-esque.
    • All the characters are voiced by ten people.
    • Have it be like the Spider-Man image macros. Okay, that'd be awesome.
    • Spider-Man always fights the classic Spider-Man villains.
    • Have it released in the early 2010's on YouTube, specifically 2012.

    Tom and Jerry[edit | edit source]

    • Make the animation extremely low budget.
    • Have no voice acting at all.
    • Replace all of the music with Kpop songs.
      • FUCK YES
    • Tom never wins.
    • Spike is just a random dog with no personality.
    • Take out all the violence.
    • Wipe the controversial scenes from existance.
    • Take out all the humour.
    • Tom and Jerry are both dogs.
    • Make the violence extremely graphic.
    • Fart jokes.
    • Have it be a cartoon made by Nelvana and Nickelodeon and have it premiere in 2007.
    • In one point of an episode, Tom gets reduced to a head and Jerry doesn't seem to feel sorry for him, similar to the caption of this picture.

    Johnny Test[edit | edit source]

    • Lots of innuendos.
    • The season is entirely made by Cookie Jar.
    • Dukey is a normal everyday pet, but make him a highly aggressive bulldog.
    • Mary and Susan are 7 years old and are girly girls.
    • Johnny is a whiny brat that loves toilet humor.
    • Rename the show "Johnny and Friends"
    • Johnny's parents are loudmouthed rednecks.
    • The conflict is non-existent.
    • Every 5 minutes, the scary 70's "Monkey On Their Backs" anti-heroin PSA appears out of the blue.
    • The theme song is a screwed up version of Whip It by Devo.
    • It is released on YouTube at first.
    • Gil is a 3-year-old spoiled toddler with a personality similar to Caillou.

    The Fresh Beat Band Of Spies[edit | edit source]

    • Make Champ Von Champ Von Winnerchamp the protagonist.
    • Champ Von Champ Von Winnerchamp is voiced by a 79-year old chain smoker woman, similar to that of Pat Walsh.
    • The show airs on Comedy Central.

    Ed Edd 'n' Eddy[edit | edit source]

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    • Add a Pointless Character like this:
      • What's with you and SpongeBob?
    • Overuse toilet humor.
    • Ed is the smart one.
    • Double D is just a stereotyped comic relief character.
    • Eddy praises Satan, yet he acts saccharine towards anyone.
      • Only 90's kids remember when that text wasn't striked through ;)
    • The Kankers are girly girls who love cute things and are ballet dancers.
    • The animation resembles The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.
    • Cancel it halfway during the Halloween special and never reveal the rest of Ed Edd n Eddy's Boo Haw Haw.
    • The theme song goes like this: "Hello hello! We're the 3 Eds! This show will never ever end! We are here with all of our friends! You can count on us! It depends! Ed Edd n Eddy (10x)!"
      • Oh yeah, did I forget to mention? "This show will never ever end" line? It's also a twist of irony to go with it.
    • DW Read replaces Sarah.
    • Kevin is voiced by Courtland Mead (using his Ned Needlemeyer voice).
    • Nazz is voiced by Melissa Samuels (using her Dawn voice)
    • In-your-face shots of the characters are present.
    • Have it spawn no merchandise.
    • Eddy's Brother appears in all episodes.
    • Rolf practices underage drinking in one point of an episode, just like that.

    The Amazing World of Gumball[edit | edit source]

    • Gumball has a really squeaky voice.
    • Darwin has an afro and pants.
    • Richard is quite well-behaved.
    • Nicole is perverted.
    • Darwin resembles a real fish.
    • Penny is an actual penny that does nothing at all.
    • Larry doesn't run all the stores, and is a cardboard box who looks like if Beemo and Spongebob did the fusion dance.
    • MORE innuendos.
      • And eventually there's just a big finish innuendo that's pretty much just the characters doing it uncensored.
    • Patrick Star is Gumball's two-year-old toddler brother who wears a diaper and can't do basic math.
    • Gumball is red and has a huge mohawk. He is also named Steve.
    • The theme song is played with a broken accordion.
    • Anais isn't very smart, and says things that make no sense, and are pointless.
    • Darwin is voiced by a 79-year old chain smoker woman, like Pat Welsh who voiced E.T.
    • Gumball is a crybaby that constantly throws tantrums and has a very short temper.
    • Darwin is a jerk that does unredeemable things each episode, yet gets off scot-free, while the ones he bullied are punished.
      • But in one episode or two, Darwin gets punished for what he did, however.
    • Anais is the child of Gumball and Penny/Widget who is born in the episode "The Shell".
    • Replace Penny with Widget from Wow Wow Wubbzy.
    • The show is animated in GoAnimate by Weatherstar4000video.
      • The episodes also follow the themes of Weatherstar's videos.
    • Every character that is an inanimate object (Colin, Banana Joe, etc.) has BFDI limbs lazily slapped on to them.
    • Add in John Sparkes (the narrator from Peppa Pig), along with the characters from Weatherstar4000video's grounded videos.
    • The audio is recorded using a webcam.
    • Toodles is the Watterson's pet instead of the Evil Turtle.
    • Everyone is voiced by either Cary Huang (using his Bracelety voice), Wayne Dostor (using his Astro Man voice), Maulik Pancholy (using his Baljeet voice), or the Eric voice from GoAnimate.
    • The music is the same royalty free music that SuperMarioLogan uses, along with a bad MIDI of All Star by Smash Mouth and New Friendly by Kevin McLeod.
    • Banana Joe does nothing but have seizures and scream "FIREY UNDERWEAR!"
    • Alan acts just like Tourettes Guy, constantly swearing and breaking things.
    • Replace Carrie with a giant version of King Boo that is made out of burps and farts.
    • Billy and Felicity don't exist.
    • The only jokes involve cruel slapstick, cutaway gags that come out of nowhere, and toilet humor.
    • The show switches positions with Pinky Malinky, being greenlit by Nickelodeon and trapped in development hell until it finally premieres in 2019.
    • Make the episode "The Grieving" real.
      • BONUS: Instead of being made in 2001, it's made in the 80s by a drunk Don Bluth.
    • Masami is a Miranda Sings expy that sings so bad that her singing kills someone in each episode she appears in.
    • Coach is a millennial that dabs, flosses, whips, and nae naes constantly.
    • Elmore is a highly-polluted city that is located in China.
    • The show is renamed either "GuMbAlL wOrLd" or "G0MB3ARTS AM4Z1NG W0Rld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111"
    • Add in Smartsy Fartsy from the Netflix Captain Underpants show.
    • Gumball has a mural of the Giant Squid from the Submarine Voyage ride from Disneyland painted onto his room's wall.
    • Masaya from Tokyo Mew Mew makes appearances in the background flossing.
    • Replace Miss Simian with Mr. Dallas from Weatherstar4000video's grounded videos.
    • Rob never goes vile, and instead goes to a dimension where he turns into this monstrosity.
    • Sarah is a major character, and is the sister of Gumball and Darwin.
    • Sussie is a prodigy that is highly intelligent. A̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶B̶a̶k̶a̶
      • I know who you are, don't try to hide from me.
    • Replace Julius with Whitty from sock.clip (if you know, then you know).
    • Gumball's catchphrase is "Smile, Elmore, say Chuck E. Cheese!"
    • Richard/Fred Phelps's catchphrase is "Yo yo yo, it's ya boi Freddy!"
    • Penny/Widget's catchphrase is "No problemo!" and "That wasn't supposed to happen!"
    • Tobias's catchphrases are "I will swear word at you!" and "This whomps!" (said whenever he dies)
    • In the last episode, Elmore is blown up to build a Six Flags, with all of the characters dying, along with Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck doing Fortnite dances in front of the entrance.
    • The show eventually gets cancelled, but 5 years later, a reboot is made with all of the characters recasted, a la The Long Haul. The reboot ends up only lasting one season.
    • Add in product placement for the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, Burger King, Subway, RadioShack, the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, Jilly Juice, Aqua Dots, Camel cigarettes, cocaine, weed, and the Atomic Energy Lab toy.
      • BONUS: Have the characters sing about it and threaten the viewers if they don't buy it.
    • Gumball is a heavy eater that constantly eats lots of junk food, just like Stocking from Panty & Stocking.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • The DVD:
      • The episode is a poorly-made live action pilot where all of the characters are in costumes similar to the ones used in Disneyland during its first years, it's recorded using a cracked iPod Touch, and you can hear the cameraman breathing.
      • The plot is changed to Gumball putting his late fees for "Dinosaur" on Nicole's credit card, followed by her striking him with a metal bar, which leads to him passing out.
    • The Dream:
      • Richard/Fred Phelps has a body of a nudibranch instead of those of a centuar.
      • At the beginning, Ocho is a realistic tarantula monster, Tobias melts into pee, Hector is ant-sized, and Mr. Small is a murderous zombie.
      • Near the end of the episode, Penny/Widget has Puffy Fluffy's face instead of Susie's.
    • The Origins:
      • The "I'm On My Way" song is replaced by a crappy flute cover of "Go The Distance" from Hercules.
      • Richard buys the Darwins from a drunk man in a Chuck E. Cheese costume with an Australian accent.
      • Gumball can't speak in this episode, and can only make loud screeching, screaming, crying, and gurgling noises.
      • Richard becomes smart after getting hit instead of becoming dumb from the hit.
      • In the end of Part 2, Darwin dies
    • The Shell:
      • Instead of getting her shell cracked, Widget gets an extremely graphic black eye that stays for the rest of the series.
        • BONUS: These characters that get killed never come back. The characters that are killed are Alan, Banana Joe, Masami, Carmen, and Tobias (Tobias does come back, but he only does so for the running gag of him dying a lá Kenny from South Park). The first 4 are replaced by Donald Duck, Panchito Pistoles, Jose Carioca, and a girl version of Gumball called Bubblegum.
          • BONUS BONUS: Donald, Panchito, and Jose perform a musical number EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.
    • The Puppets:
      • Replace Grady, Frank, and Howdy with Ox, Lucky Bat, and Moxy from the Uglydolls movie.
      • Instead of destroying his game console, Howdy/Moxy kills Anais, who stays dead.
      • The puppet world is replaced by a Roblox world.
      • Moxy, Lucky Bat, and Ox are defeated by them randomly catching on fire instead of being disfigured by the loose string.
      • The episode has no involvement with DHMIS whatsoever.
    • The Rival:
      • The episode is about Anais being revived via a satanic ritual instead of her birth.
      • Anais progresses in age to 14 after being revived, becoming older than Gumball himself.
      • Silver the Hedgehog makes an appearance and helps the Wattersons bring Anais back to life.
      • Also, the episode gets renamed to "The Revival".
    • The Routine:
      • Richard/Fred Phelps has to get Jilly Juice instead of mayonnaise.
      • Greg and Rowley accompany Richard on his journey.
      • Add in a scene that rips off the Robot Chicken skit "Watership Fraggle", in which the trio has to cross a road. This ends in Rowley getting hit by a car, catching on fire, and dying.
      • At the end of the episode, Greg betrays Richard by shooting him with a talking gun named Lola, followed by him drinking the Jilly Juice and dying.
    • The Vacation:
      • Replace the scary story scene with a scene that rips off the Wannabe scene from DOAWK:TLH, which ends in Darwin screaming "SHUT UP!" and killing Nicole, causing the car to crash, with the Wattersons dying.
        • Afterwards, Darwin gets punished for what happened during the afterlife.
      • The rest of the episode is a ripoff of the X-Files, but there's 2 Agent Mulder ripoffs instead of 1 Agent Mulder and 1 Agent Scully ripoff.
    • The Copycats
      • The copies are just off model versions of Powerpuff Girls characters
        • And instead of falling down, They also survived, Which they appeared for the whole series after The Copycats

    F is for Family[edit | edit source]

    • All the characters sing annoying songs.
    • Characters like The Grimace, Elsa, Ronald McDonald and Clemont from Pokemon XY make time to time cameos.
    • Bill never appears and a surfer kid named Loco Larry is the replacement for him.
    • Have Bill/Loco Larry talk in surfer boy slang nobody ever cared for.
    • Have the show rated TV-Y and have it designed to teach children morals, the morals often being "The complainer is always wrong".
      • Even better, every single moral taught is usually horribly rancid.
    • Include millions of animation errors, and they are intentionally made to hypnotize viewers.
    • Add TJ from Recess saying "THIS WHOMPS!" everytime Frank calls Maureen "princess".
    • Have the characters ask the audience questions, especially questions they already know the answers to.
    • Make Kevin a minor character.
      • BONUS: HIS HANDS ARE MACHINE GUNS
    • Everyone is voiced by Glich'e, which means when they scream it sounds painful.
      • BONUS: THEY ALWAYS SCREAM.

    How to ruin the episodes:

    • In "The Bleedin' In Sweden", Frank watches the fight at Vic's.
    • In "Saturday Bloody Saturday", have Bill/Loco Larry be completely careless and a total a-hole to Maureen, 10 times more than she is to him.
    • In "The Trough", have everyone sing a song devoted to sitting on the toilet.
    • In "F Is For Halloween", have Bill/Loco Larry dress up as a bottle of Clorox, and have him wail around the neighborhood screaming "DRINK BLEACH!".
    • In "Bill Murphy's Day Off", have Bill/Loco Larry set fire to himself.
    • In "O Holy Moly Night", everyone gets killed by a huge bomb and the entire show is cancelled.

    Steven Universe[edit | edit source]

    • The theme song goes like this: "Deez Nuts, Deez Nuts, Deez Nuts, STEVEN! (x4) (dubstep bass) GA-A-A-A-RNET! (echoing Garnet with bass dropping) A-A-A-A-A-A-METHYST! (echoing Amethyst with dubstep bass) P-P-P-P-PEARL! (echoing Pearl with bass dropping) and Steven! (echoing Steven) STEVEN UNIVERSE! (intense echoing)"
    • The animation looks like a mix of The Adventures of Paddy the Pelican and The Nutshack.
    • Steven is a whiny brat who throws tantrums almost every minute.
    • The show airs on PBS Kids.
    • Make the Crystal Gems normal people (in that case, they can't fuse together and stuff).
    • Give it a crossover with the following shows: Adventure Time (Wait, Adventure Time is awesome), Mega Babies, The Nutshack, Grojband, Dora the Explorer, Barney and Friends, Caillou, 12 Oz Mouse, The Problem Solverz and The Brother's Grunt.
    • Make Lapis Lazuili a schizophrenic.
    • Rose Quartz makes cameos as a villain.
    • Make Peridot a homicidal Bulgarian who likes weed and MLG.
    • Jasper is a package of cheetos.
    • Make Sapphire and Ruby weirdos lost in the streets.
    • Lars is named Steve.
      • Also, he is very, very mean to Steven and is a massive pervert who is worse than Quagmire.
    • Sadie is named Maria.
    • Garnet is weak.
    • Malachite, Jasper and Lapis' fusion, never appears. She's replaced by a package of bubbles that expired in 1942.
    • Onion grunts a lot.
      • Also, make him even more creepy, to the point of becoming an unlikeable nuisance.
    • Make Connie a Mary-Sue, like Chloe from the Fairly Oddparents.
    • The lion never appears and is replaced with a typical wolf fan-made character you'd see on DeviantArt.
    • Frybo is a package of expired McDonald's fries.
    • The Diamonds are even more evil, to the point of being mean-spirited and unlikeable.
      • Also, they're devil worshippers.
      • Also, they never redeem themselves at the end.
    • Steven loves oranges over Cookie Cat ice cream sandwhiches.
    • Throw in obnoxious background characters!
    • The characters resemble the puppets from Peppermint Park.
    • Ernie from Peppermint Park is a major character.
    • Give everyone weird accents, which are all Text-To-Speech voices from Google Translate.
    • The show solely exists to sponsor McDonald's.
    • Make the end credits song "The Rollcall Song" by Twaimz.
    • Instead of corrupting, Jasper dies and turns into a happy ghost and stays this way. She is then named "Jasper the Friendly Ghost".
    • Replace Leggy with Harambe.
    • Make a subseries about 7 homeworld Gems we've never met have to go through an emotionally heartwrenching quest, questioning their own superiors and maybe even their alliance. There is a lot of character development, heartbreaking scenes (such as Lepolite, the de facto leader and the most relatable of the group, corrupting). But just when it is about to end, it makes a pop culture reference, so everyone says it's bad and leaves the fandom.

    Wizbit[edit | edit source]

    • Give everyone weird accents provided by international text-to-speech voices from Google Translate.
    • Give Wizbit more realistic, anime-esque eyes.
    • Have it take place in the modern times.
    • Wizbit's catchphrase is "I may have gone in too many places!"
    • Wooly's catchphrase is "Bing, bing, binggity bang!"
    • Make it a lame comedy show aimed at third-fifth grade-aged boys filled with poop jokes.
    • It is made in 2015.
    • There are memes and smartphones everywhere, as well as dabbing, juju on that beat, whip/naenae and Dat Boi.

    Clarence[edit | edit source]

    • Make it an internet series.
    • Replace Jeff with a sparkledog named Sprinkles.
    • Replace Sumo with Dat Boi.
    • Replace Clarence with a neko girl named Zuzu.
    • The show is called 'NekoBoiDog Deluxe Gogo!'
    • Give everyone sickly-sounding text-to-speech international accents from Google Translate.
    • One character dies in every episode.
    • Have the background music, theme song, and ending credits music all be strange tunes played on a Casio keyboard.
    • The characters resemble their concept designs.
    • Include cheesy, outdated and corny pop-culture jokes.
    • Kim Kardashian makes a guest voice role in "Jeff Sprinkles Wins".
    • Include seizure inducing backgrounds.
    • Hello Kitty is friends with the Sprinkles, Dat Boi and Zuzu.
    • Have one episode of Clarence/Zuzutaking a shit all over the house.
    • Have Jeff/Sprinkles look like a stupid clown with a red nose and ugly big ass lips.
    • Make Chelsea look like a the "Weeb gurl" by trextrex65 drawing.

    We Bare Bears[edit | edit source]

    • Everyone sounds like they're high.
    • Grizz is a weed addict.
    • Ice Bear is a TikToker and is an acid addict.
    • Panda is a smoker.
    • The show is called "Drug Addictz Bearz"
    • The We Bare Bears resemble the Care Bears from Care Bears: Adventures in Care-a-Lot.
    • Have there be product placement for the Easy Bake Oven and the Queasy Bake Cookerator.
    • BRAIN FASHION is in every episode.
    • The background music is just weird tunes played on a Minimoog.
    • Kill off Chloe (and her parents), Lucy and Nom Nom, all in their first appearance.
    • Put in musical numbers telling kids that being LGBT+ is bad, it's okay to not have menstrual periods for weeks, drugs are okay and 'are things to rely on when you're sad', jewish people are 'the devil's work', etc. Basically they all don't convey good messages.
    • Each episode contains Nazi propaganda.

    Pucca[edit | edit source]

    • The show is made only to sell toys.
      • In this case, it's a toy-based cartoon.
    • Take out Garu, the Smiley Men and Ring Ring.
    • Have Pucca talk, using a high-pitched, squeaky voice which makes you want to mute the TV.
    • The ninjas love rotten sandwiches over noodles.
    • The animation looks like a mixture of Pixel Pinkie, Kawaii Crush and The Nutshack.
    • Take out the comedy and make the show educational.
    • Add Squidward screaming during every mention of the words "It would be a great honor!"
    • Use rancid morals over and over.
    • Policeman Bruce is named Policeman Bob.
    • Kill off Pucca in the first episode.
    • Take out all the jokes and replace them with overused in-your-face toilet humor.
    • Dr. Jean's Banana song plays during intermissions.
    • Tobe cuts off his PINGAS in the second episode.
    • It is rated TV-MA.
    • The whole show is focused on Abyo.
    • Goh-Rong is now a McDonald's.
    • Caillou is now in the show.
    • Rename it to The Abyo Shitty Show.
    • Ching is now racist to black people, therefore this show is banned in Africa.
    • This show has to say the N word every 5 minutes.
    • In one episode, Abyo and Ching has a long, uncensored sex scene for 10 minutes!!!
    • Have one banned episode, where Tobe makes fun of Muslims.

    Lolirock[edit | edit source]

    • Rename the show Iris And Friends and have it air on JUCE TV at 9:00pm.
    • Iris is an anti-Semite who drinks alcohol every 10 seconds.
    • Talia is a scene kid who has a new hair color every episode.
    • Auriana is literally a talking bag of ketchup chips. (if you don't live in Canada, look them up. They're fucking delicious.)
    • Gramorr, Praxina and Mephisto are Alcoholics Anonymous mentors and their goal is to get Iris into AA, but they fail each time.

    Liberty's Kids[edit | edit source]

    • James has a huge addiction to Nicky, Ricky, Dicky and Dawn.
    • Add Elmo and Barney, who both make time to time cameos.
    • Sarah is turned into a racist, and she calls the characters racist names.
    • Henri is a spoiled brat.
    • Moses drinks alcohol every five minutes.
    • Make it a Hamilton AU. This should speak for itself.
    • Williams Street produces the entire show.
    • Add toilet humor and constant cursing.
    • Add a pointless character who claims he is always there to help the main characters, but we never see him helping them.
    • No educational value.
    • All the characters' voices are text-to-speech international accents from Google Translate.
    • The theme song is more annoying.
    • It lives up to 9000 seasons, and airs on Nickelodeon multiple times a day.
    • Put in McDonald's product placement. A lot of it.
    • The animation is Rapsittie Street Kids-esque.
    • Bubble Bass is in the show, and he usually does this.
    • Make it a poor-quality Flash animation.
    • Everybody has an extremely annoying voice.
    • Everyone is a one-sided, unlikable idiot.
    • No educational value.
    • Make each episode have at least 10 musical numbers.
    • Have it get cancelled in the middle of the series.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • The Boston Tea Party make it a poorly made Live-Action pilot.
    • Valley Forge make it an off-topic Christmas Special.
    • The First Fourth of July The Annoying Orange and a Watermelon guest star in the episode.

    Fraggle Rock[edit | edit source]

    • Give it a reboot that is made in 2016 and animated in poorly-rendered CGI.
    • Have Elmo show up and make him a main character.
    • Have product placement.
    • Have the Fraggles die of a nuclear explosion in the series finale
    • Replace the trash monster with the Walt Disney Neon Mickey logo
    • Have a lot of foot clapping during random moments.
    • Make it in poor stop motion.
    • The main Fraggles are de-aged to toddlers.

    My Life as a Teenage Robot[edit | edit source]

    • Make it the first puppet/stop motion show produced by Where's Lunch.
    • Wipe away Brad from existence.
    • The show is made in poor stop motion animation.
    • Let the writers of Pixel Pinkie write all the episodes.
    • Make Jenny a drug addict (But she's a robot! How can that happen?)
    • Nora's age is reduced to 25.
    • Jenny is voiced by Kristen Bone (using her Maggie from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast voice).
    • The theme song is "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot.

    Ellen's Acres[edit | edit source]

    • There is not a super long theme song that lasts forever
    • Make it air on Nick Jr.
    • Make the characters uglier.
    • Horrible animation and stock expressions are added.
      • The animation looks like a mixture of My Life Me, SuperNoobs, The Christmas Tree and Clutch Cargo.
    • Let the writers of Uncle Grandpa write all the episodes.
    • Make Ellen throw tantrums constantly, but worse ones than the children on Supernanny and troublemakers on GoAnimate grounded videos.
    • We get to see Mateo.
    • The series get rebooted, with CGI graphics.

    Homestar Runner[edit | edit source]

    • Make the theme song "Hamsterdance".
    • Remove Strong Bad Email, Teen Girl Squad, and Powered By The Cheat.
    • Turn The King of Town into Grimace.
    • Make the site go defunct forever in 2010.
    • Kill off Coach Z.
    • Turn Homestar Runner into a stupid athlete.
    • Make Marzipan encourage other people to look up her dress.
    • Make the show TV MA DLSV.

    Jingaroo[edit | edit source]

    • The theme song is Barbie Girl by Aqua.
    • The series is produced by CineGroupe. (I have nothing against this studio, but still...)
    • The characters are live-action people in costumes of Australian animals (think Zoobilee Zoo).
    • Fill it with as much toilet humor as possible.
    • Get rid of the sports focus.
    • Jingaroo is replaced with a live-action costumed version of Walter Kangaroo from Adventures of the Little Koala.
    • Jabiru has a boring, monotone voice provided by Speakonia's American Male Voice 6.
    • The characters do nothing at all for long periods of time.
    • We find out that Sydney is actually a female in "Sydney's Review".
    • Give it a crossover with Angela Anaconda.
      • And for the 'reboot', give it a crossover with the version of The Loud House mentioned on here.
    • The musical numbers are annoying and too long.
    • Give it a reboot by Vanguard Animation in 2009 and make it their first live-action show.
    • The Water Tree is replaced with a giant version of the ВИD Mask.
    • Snoot and Toot are a pair of dung beetles named Poop and Fart.
    • Victoria is de-aged to a spoiled 6-year-old emu chick. She is also played by a then 4-year-old Honey Boo-Boo.
    • Humpty-Doo is a stereotypical '70s disco dancer whose catchphrase is "Burn, baby, burn. Disco Inferno!"
    • Barney the Dinosaur and the Teletubbies make a cameo appearance in "Groote Expectations", dressed in fancy wear.

    The Loud House[edit | edit source]

    • The show's title is changed to The Lit Af Louds.
    • The show is a blend of animation and live action (think The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!)
      • All the children in the show are animated, but the adults are portrayed by live-action actors. Also, all the animals in the show are turned into puppets that are portrayed by people who are definitely not experienced puppeteers.
        • As of Season 5, Lori and Bobby are also played by live-action actors.
    • Include lots of pointless shock humor and questionable dialog, as well as a laugh track that plays at the most random and unfunniest lines.
    • Royal Woods is actually a highly polluted, conservative city located in the Deep South that is ran by a horribly corrupt government.
    • It airs on some obscure adult programming channel multiple times a day and hogs its schedule. Before you ask, no, it's not a network like Playboy or Penthouse TV. Perverts.
    • The whole show is animated by people who have had no prior experience in that field.
    • Comic Sans MS is the only font used for title cards and such.
    • Have it be made to sell merchandise in under 22 minutes.
      • The end credits even include the sentence "BUY OUR MERCHANDISE!" right before the Nickelodeon logo plays.
    • The show integrates rancid, questionable morals into each and every episode. You know, the kinds of morals you wouldn't want your kids or younger siblings learning.
    • In-your-face shots of the characters appear whenever the viewer doesn't expect it. Sometimes, they'll be so gory and scary that you'll shit your knickers really hard.
    • The characters do nothing at all for long periods of time in every episode.
    • At some point, it is revealed the reason Ronnie Anne didn't show up until "Heavy Meddle" is because she was busy working minimum wage at McDonald's to support her family.
      • Hey homeboy isn't she like... 11
        • SHE'S 12 FUCKER!!!! YOU ARE A FAKE FAN!!!!!!!!! GET RATIOED BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          • i liek pie :)
            • Look at this image of Ronnie Anne right now. Isn't she so cute? I know! She is! You are so right! I'm so glad you agree with me. Forfeit all of your vital possessions to Ronnie Anne this instant and she will grant you infinite vbucks in return. Do it now. Do it now.
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              • Astra can you please get back to writing actual things for this instead of just shoehorning in Ronnie Anne propaganda?
                • Don't tell me what to do fucker
    • All of the characters that are minors have hyper-realistic eyes.
    • The show overuses outdated and unfunny memes.
    • Let the people who animated The Christmas Tree animate all of the episodes, which can mean only one thing... MISSING FRAMES!
    • Include a narrator who interrupts every scene to state the obvious.
    • The Loud family's bathroom is depicted as a dirty environment that no one dares to approach. Whenever a character uses the bathroom, there is an intense focus on the gross details of it. For reference, the bathroom is infested with creepy realistic bugs, mould, deadly chemicals, raw sewage, dried vomit and mountains of pus from popped pimples.
    • Everyone in the show is either an offensive gay stereotype or outrageously right-wing and/or homophobic.
    • Include vehement product placement for Fortnite, NordVPN, Raid Shadow Legends, Noom, Clorox bleach (YES THIS IS IN THE FORM OF THE "DRINK BLEACH" JOKES FROM LIKE 2016), Apple, Honey, normal pills (iykyk... also if you know the context behind this addition I'm so sorry), YouTooz, TikTok, Skillshare, Grammarly, Canva, Minecraft and like 15 other random unrelated brands.
    • All the Loud sisters are ridiculously sexist stereotypes.
    • The reason why Luan is so crazy on April Fools Day is because she always does a ton of really strong drugs the day before.
    • Add the Sin Kids and every other shitty OC to the main cast.
      • ASTRA NOTE! if you don't know what the "sin kids" are can we please trade brains i'm literally begging
    • Make Lynn a Lance Armstrong knockoff (What the fresh frick)
    • Every single terrible theory on the TV Tropes WMG page for the show becomes canon.
      • ASTRA NOTE! tv tropes was a mistake
    • Make the creepypasta "Enough is Enough" real.
      • And the kicker? It replaces "No Such Luck", one of, if not THE most controversial Loud House episodes.
        • Also, make all the fucked-up fanart real. And I mean ALL OF IT. Which means... oh, fuck...
    • 05jstone is in charge of the show starting with the fifth season, and maybe you can figure the rest out.
    • Make Lori a short-tempered psychopath who often beats, dismembers, and kills anyone who crosses her.
    • Speaking of which, have "Save the Date" end with Lori actually killing Lincoln by crushing him with the end table, then kill herself out of depression over Bobby breaking up with her, and there's nothing left to do about it. However, everything goes back to normal in the next episode.
    • Clyde hates Bobby even more.

    Clifford the Big Red Dog[edit | edit source]

    • Clifford is just a regular dog at a regular size...
      • ...or he is a tiny dog, since he wasn't looked after well enough as a puppy.
        • or he is actually Clifford Daniels from the movie Clifford cursed to be a giant red dog
    • BONUS: some episodes take place in Dinosaur World
    • In the last episode, Clifford gets old and dies.
      • On second thought, it would kinda tell kids what dealing with that type of stuff would be like.
    • Have the cartoon not follow the books at all.
    • Reboot it in the 2010s, using CGI graphics.
      • Oh my God, I predicted the future.

    Blanche[edit | edit source]

    • The intro has an incredibly cringy sing-along.
    • There are human characters, who want to kill Blanche, and eat her.
    • Have the characters eat meat.
    • There are random Sonic Says-esque morals.

    Harvey Beaks[edit | edit source]

    • Give everybody anime eyes.
    • The characters are in hideous CGI.
    • Give it a crossover with SuperNoobs.
    • There are fart jokes, memes, and twerking everywhere.
    • The music is played on a Casio keyboard.
    • Have it be on Crunchyroll.
    • De-age Harvey, Fee, and Foo into preschoolers who all have a spoiled brat streak.
    • A photo of the Earffel Tower (pictured on the right) appears in Harvey's room as a picture on the wall without any context.
    • Make the series premiere on Nicktoons at a midnight timeslot and make it stay there for the remainder on the series.
    • Make it last only one season.
    • One quarter of the season would be animated using Toon Boom (just like the pilot), another quarter would be animated with Flash with only one asset for each character. the third quarter of the series would be animated with GoAnimate/Vyond, and the final quarter would be animated using paper cutouts from a black and white printer that is almost running out of ink.
    • Replace all musical numbers with Whip It by Devo.
    • Move Steampunks to Season One and make it the finale of the series.
    • Condense Steampunks into a regular 22 minute episode.

    Tokyo Mew Mew[edit | edit source]

    • Make the characters not lip sync, but rather move their heads when they are speaking.
    • Make the show in Garry's Mod.
    • Make Ichigo even more annoying. Same applies to Pudding, except in this case, replace annoying with hyperactive.
    • Make the reason why Pudding is hyperactive because she does drugs.
    • After their transformations, they become anthropomorphic animals.
      • What about Lettuce? If she would become a porpoise, then wouldn't she be useless in most battles?
        • I said anthropomorphic. So they will basically turn into furries.
    • Make Lettuce keep her glasses during her transformation.
    • Gender bend Kisshu, Pai, Tart, Ryou, Keiichiro, and Masaya.
    • Make Masaya the 6th mew mew who does nothing at all to help the team.
    • Turn Keiichiro into a Chimecho.
    • Make Da-Da the creepy ogre baby/donkey combination one of the baddies.
    • In the last episode, Kisshu is graphically killed, and we get to spend the rest of the episode staring at his rotting body getting eaten by ants.
    • Mint isn't a rich snob, but rather a girly-girl from California that's obsessed with My Little Pony and Steven Universe.
      • She also says "like" in all of her sentences.
    • Zakuro is a 12 year old girl named "Apple" and is infused with a ladybug.
    • At the end of every episode, there is footage of the Zazoo screaming boy commercial.
    • Lettuce is 17 years old and doesn't appear in most episodes because she is working at PBS Kids.
    • The events of A La Mode are canon in the anime.
    • Every minute or so, there is a Johnny Test whip crack.
    • The weapons of the Mew Mews are Happy Meals.
    • The theme song is Break Man's theme from Mega Man 3, but it's 194 dB.
    • Pudding's "na no da" is replaced with "fuck you".
    • Masha is replaced with Toodles.
    • Zakuro/Apple is Lettuce's younger sister that likes PBS Kids for some strange reason.
    • Have there be product placement for Happy Meals and Caillou toys in each episode.
    • Make there an episode which does not have any commercial breaks. Even worse, the episode is only about Ichigo, Mint, Lettuce, Pudding, and Zakuro/Apple praying to Keemstar.
    • Pudding transforms into a Pokemon every 5 seconds due to fetish.
    • Every episode, someone is killed, but is alive and well in the next episode.
    • The credits are replaced with the music video for "Ding Dong Song".
    • Add a character that does nothing but appear in episodes and dance, especially in inappropriate times.
      • Did I mention twerking? That's right. TWERKING.
    • Ringo is added, but she is a Luan Loud ripoff.
    • Everyone's OC is added, but if they are good, they are made bad, just like THIS.
    • There is a shitload of Loud House references in the show, and most of them are made by Mint.
    • The PS1 game and GBA game are removed and instead replaced with a poorly made Wii game that's just a copy of Ninjabread Man.
    • Add in toilet humor.
      • Yep, only 4 words need to explain it.
    • All characters are voiced by Glich'e, meaning that when they scream, it sounds painful.
      • Guess how often they scream? ALMOST ALL THE F*CKING TIME.
    • Insert satanism. I mean, think about it. Every Landover Baptist Church user will whine about the show if it has satanism in it.
    • Add in strobe lights, except they're worse than the strobe lights from Rocket Power and even F*CKING ELECTRIC SOLIDER PORYGON.
    • The show makes fun of Keemstar haters and Autistic people.
    • Cafe Mew Mew is replaced with a McDonalds.
    • All 5 Mew Mews are Tumblr users.
      • Mint, however, is both a Tumblr and Uncyclopedia user.
    • Remove the Runt scene from Episode 15 and replace it with footage of Caillou Joins The Circus.
    • Mint often wakes people up from their sleep because she's an insomniac.
    • Kill off Ichigo's friends and replace them with William (from violette1st) and Jayden.
    • At the end of each episode, a moral pops up in Movie Maker style. However, the moral is always "The complainer is always wrong" or "Everything can be the way you want it".
    • Lettuce is a Needy Needle ripoff and slaps people if they call her Cabbage.
    • Let J Waughtal and Mark from Fuck No TV Tropes write each episode.
    • Pai's head is a pie, and Tart's head is a Pop Tart.
    • There is MOUNTAINS of filler in the episodes.
      • In that case, get ready to play this clip on the right often:
    • A group of trolls from YouTube guest star in one episode.
    • The show is eventually cancelled, but is rebooted in the style of Teen Titans GO!, turning the girls from actual heroes into heroes that most of the time don't even fight.
      • And Kisshu comes back from the dead as a ghost in one episode, wanting to come back from the dead with help from a smart-alec cat-like creature.
    • There are smartphones and memes everywhere, including dabbing, Dat Boi, Doge, and Pepe.
    • In one episode, Ichigo spells out a phone number to call so you can receive a pack of rare Pepes. She then proceeds to say "If you don't dial this number, I'll murder your damn family!".
    • & knuckles NO!

    Sesame Street[edit | edit source]

    • Have it air on Adult Swim.
    • The theme song is sung by KidzBop.
    • Have the cast of Drawn Together work on it.
    • The show is a ripoff of SuperMarioLogan's videos.
    • The show relies on offensive humor to the point that it makes shows like South Park and Family Guy seem child friendly in comparison.
    • Have it filmed with a shaky, low-quality camera.
    • All of the Muppets resemble the ones in the photos to the right.
      • They also have very annoying voices.
    • No educational value.
    • Add a Wheel of Morality at the end of each episode, but all of the morals are edgy and offensive messages such as "Drugs are cool", "Bullying is fun", "Vaccines cause autism", "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles", "Liberalism is a mental disorder", "9/11 was an inside job", "Hitler did nothing wrong", "Ave Satanas", "The Bible declares that being LGBT is a sin", "Don't you demonstrate around the Kajun Klux Klan", "Suicide is an option", etc.
    • Have Mooba/Googel, Narf, Groogel/Phoebe and Mel in all the episodes.
    • Have Elmo's World in all the episodes.
    • Have Elmo, Zoe, Murray and Abby Cadabby in all the episodes, no matter what, and they get more screen time than everyone else.
    • Elmo's World talks about topics such as these.
    • The Elmo's World theme song is sung to the tune of "Baby Shark".
    • Ernie and Bert are homophobic stereotypes and they die of AIDS in Season 20. (but they aren't gay in the good version)
    • Oscar doesn't appear at all, and is replaced with a very ugly rat named Whisker.
    • Episode 4029 isn't banned and it becomes the most frequently aired episode worldwide.
    • Have bullying in all the episodes, just like the banned episode, Episode 4029.
    • Zoe, Prairie Dawn, and Abby Cadabby are sexist stereotypes.
    • Rosita has a vehement hatred of white people and she calls them gringos. She gets deported in season 40.
    • Cookie Monster dies of diabetes by season 30.
    • End the show after 50 seasons (on a sour note).
    • The reason why Grover has an annoying, high-pitched voice is because he does drugs.
    • Add a Muppet who is basically a Barney ripoff.
    • The cast of Tomorrow's Pioneers appear as characters.
    • Big Bird's appearance is similar to an ugly ostrich.
    • Julia acts like a Jeffy clone, therefore she's an ableist stereotype.
    • Count von Count is a sociopathic mass murderer.
    • Snuffy is anthropomorphic.
    • Make the Monsters creepy.
    • The Wicked Witch appears in every episode.
    • The Twiddlebugs are replaced with fly swarms.
    • The show is notorious for copyright infringement.
    • Add a controversial episode dedicated to everybody talking about religion.
    • Replace the guests with controversial people (criminals, politicians, YouTubers, etc).
      • Including actors playing the dead people (eg Adolf Hitler, Ted Bundy, Osama bin Laden).
    • The creators of the show constantly get into controversy (for obvious reasons), except they keep suing the accusers and nothing happens.
    • No Bert and Ernie sketches at all in the pre-2009 episodes.

    Rick and Morty[edit | edit source]

    • Rename the show to "Prick and Assty", just like what ZeroPaladinXV4 (a DeviantArt user) calls this show.
    • Remove Summer and replace her with the Lecture Lady from Elmo's World.
    • Let the insane Rick/Prick fangirls run the entire show.
    • Rick/Prick is in his 20's instead of his 80's.
    • Have it air on the Hallmark channel. Eventually, it'll move to Teletoon (don't ask).
    • (NO PLEASE NO OLDER ME FROM 2016 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHAT THE FUCK)
    • Have Rick/Prick be a chick magnet.
      • rick magnet
    • Don't have it cross over with The Simpsons.
    • Morty/Assty isn't a nervous wreck, but rather a hunky football player who is obsessed with Sonic The Hedgehog. In addition, he also acts like SammyClassicSonicFan.
    • Product placement for Red Man Chewing Tobacco in every single episode.
    • Remove the "stick this up your butthole" and "over and over Rick and Morty adventures" scenes from Episode 1 and replace it with footage of the Detention episode "Too Good To Be Truant".
    • Wipe the "Ricksy Business" episode from existence. (Why? That episode kicked ass!)
    • Jerry is replaced with an agressive chihuahua dog that is fused with a Jolteon.
    • Instead of being an Atheist, Rick/Prick is a conservative Christian nutjob who forces the Bible on Morty/Assty and tries to illegalize same-sex marriage, gay adoption and interracial marriages in every episode and fails. Also, he denies accurate scientific evidence relating to Christianity and wears a big, bulky cross necklace.
    • Similar to The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, each episode opens with a segment done in CGI where the real Rick/Prick and Morty/Assty have a problem like the one that must solved by them in the episode. In order to become humans, Rick/Prick opens a magical door that takes him to the human universe. Essentially, it's the plot of every episode done backwards.
    • The show attacks religions other than Christianity (Jewish, Hindu, Atheist, Islam, Muslim), mentally ill people, homosexuals (basically the entire LGBT+ community), interracial marriage, orphans, people who adopt children and disabled people.
    • Despite all this, the show is rated TV-Y (You know, for kids!).

    Doraemon[edit | edit source]

    • Make the animation style look like The Adventures of Paddy the Pelican.
    • The budget is very low, like, very, very low.
    • Have it be called "Jacob and the Gadget Cat".
    • Have it made in 1965 and let it run for one season.
    • Have it from the United States instead of Japan.

    Bill Nye the Science Guy[edit | edit source]

    • Change the name to Now This is REAL Science: The Truth the New World Order is Hiding from Us.
    • Despite its name, it teaches pseudoscientific content such as saying that the earth is flat or that climate change is fake.
    • Since the name is changed, Bill Nye isn't involved in the show.
    • Have it originate as a crappy YouTube series.
    • Make it animated instead of live-action.
    • No educational value.
    • Fill it with inappropriate humor.
    • Despite this, it is on YouTube Kids.
    • Add mountains of filler.
    • The show insults and berates actual scientists.

    Donkey Kong Country[edit | edit source]

    • Take out the awesome theme tune.
    • Animate it in very poor stop motion, in which it makes it look like a drunk Aardman Animation-esque or Rankin-Bass-esque animation thing.
    • Think two musical notes per episode is too much? Just imagine if each episode had five musical notes!
    • Make Kiddy Kong the main character.
    • Make Skurvy the main villian instead of K. Rool. It wouldn't be the same without the latter.

    SpongeBob SquarePants (This will be the longest section on the wiki)[edit | edit source]

    Spawnjz/Spongey Cheese[edit | edit source]

    • The show is either called "Spawnjz" or "Spongey Cheese" (because it has tons of product placement for Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza).
    • Have it made in 2005.
    • Make the show in Garry's Mod.
    • All the characters are TF2 freaks (e.g. the Vagineer and Painis Cupcake)
    • There are random Sonic Says-esque morals.
    • Patrick is a human man wearing a PTT Chuck E. Cheese costume 24/7/365, like the image onto the right.
    • Squidward is a Something Awful-goon wannabee who makes fun of autistic people and uses the fag suffix like there's no tomorrow.
    • Let Mark from Fuck No TV Tropes and Ed MacDonald write all the episodes.
    • Everyone that edited The Rapsittie Kids - Believe In Santa edit all the episodes.
    • Derek Savage (aka Daddy Derek) and Ravager Library II direct all the episodes.
    • The show is produced by Williams Street.
    • Squidward's house is the ВИD Mask.
    • Everyone is either voiced by Rob Paulsen (using his Toodles voice), Maria Darling (using her Amelia (from Rubbadubbers) voice), Kristen Bone (using her Maggie voice), Rick Bailey (using his Quezar and Beach Bear voices), WelvenDaGreat, Scott Wilson (using his Chuck E. Cheese voice), Denise Oliver (using her Maurecia voice), Nancy Lenihan (using her Helen Henny voice), Joe Conti (using his Rolfe & Earl voices), Ben Minnotte, or Russi Taylor (using her Webby voice).
    • Have there be product placement for the Sony SLV-KS1 Movietime Kids VCR and the characters rap about it.
    • The show solely exists to advertise Magic Mart, Pibb Xtra, Chuck E. Cheese, and Bob's Space Racers' arcade games.
    • The show airs on Adult Swim.
      • Adult Swim is discontinued because of this, and the show is eventually moved to JUCE TV.
    • Give it a spin-off called "Gary's Clues", which is a huge knock-off of Blue's Clues.
      • In said spin-off, Gary defecates to spread clues.
        • Oh, and he's a poop-dispensing machine.
          • Every time he poops, he shrieks for a full minute.
    • Sandy is a con artist opossum.
    • The show ends at 100 seasons (on a very sour note).
    • The Krusty Krab is replaced with a Showbiz Pizza Palace and everyone who eats at it pukes from how terrible the pizza tasted (see this for info ).
    • WAY too much toilet humor.
    • Fill it with unfunny pop culture references and offensive humor that is just there to be edgy.
    • Gory jumpscares are abundant and unexpectedly appear at random moments.
    • In-your-face shots of the characters appear whenever the viewer doesn't expect it.
    • The theme song is an instrumental cover of "Hardware Store" by Weird Al Yankovic, played on a Suzuki Omnichord by what sounds like someone's drunk uncle.
    • The Special Friends theme song plays at random moments.
    • Pictures of Helen Henny are flashed onscreen to hypnotize viewers into worshipping her and wanting to buy Helen Henny merchandise for sexual pleasure.
    • Larry is replaced with a zombified Crusty the Cat.
      • In addition to that, John Widelock voices him!
        • And his voice is super creepy! YIKES!
    • Barney the Dinosaur and Elmo appear in the live action segments, replacing Patchy and Potty, and they are framing devices a la Shining Time Station.
    • All the insert songs are replaced with Chuck E Cheese's and Showbiz Pizza songs.
    • Make an episode for each anniversary of events in Chuck E Cheese and Showbiz Pizza history about said events.
    • The children from 1980s and 1990s Chuck E. Cheese commercials make cameo appearances.
    • SpongeBob's "I'm ready!" is replaced with "Fuck you!"
    • Make "Squidward's Suicide" a real episode.
    • Spot is a rabid bulldog instead of an amoeba.
    • No music.

    How to ruin the episodes (Spawnjz/Spongey Cheese)[edit | edit source]

    • Help Wanted: SpongeBob gets a job as a restroom cleaner at Showbiz Pizza.
    • Reef Blower: The characters speak in this episode.
    • Tea at the Treedome: SpongeBob and Patrick actually die of dehydration, yet they are alive and well in the next episode.
    • Ripped Pants: The episode is renamed to "Pooped Pants", and SpongeBob poops his pants instead of ripping them. Also, when the poop is shown, Sandy says "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!" to the viewers.
    • Naughty Nautical Neighbors: SpongeBob and Patrick get into fights involving cursing, physical violence, and rude gestures. Squidward actually dies after choking on the fork, and instead of Patrick saving him, he neglects him like in this video to Squidward, yet he is alive and well in the next scene.
    • Pizza Delivery: Remove the rattling spoons dance and the Krusty Krab pizza song. Instead, have SpongeBob and Squidward sing "Smile America, Say Chuck E. Cheese".
    • Home Sweet Pineapple: SpongeBob ends up living on the street for the rest of his life.
    • Band Geeks: Patrick, instead of asking if Mayonnaise is an instrument, asks to go to the bathroom. Also, the Bubble Bowl is at Chuck E. Cheese and Sweet Victory is replaced with "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star." The performance then becomes a failure and Squilliam wins.
    • Sailor Mouth: The swear word is uncensored, and it's the n-word. ALso, uncensor the swears to include offensive dialogue.
    • The Bully: Flats' punches actually hurt SpongeBob, and he gets beat up pretty badly. Also, Flats only gets a slap on the wrist for beating him up.
    • Krabby Land: Mr. Krabs alters the play place to include torture devices.
    • Mid-Life Crustacean: It's all about Mr. Krabs going on a murderfest. In the end, he gets grounded for 999 centuries similar to a GoAnimate grounded video.
    • Born Again Krabs: Mr. Krabs dies after eating the old Krabby Patty, and he never comes back, and he is replaced by a chef named Funny Fred.
    • Plankton's Army: Remove the Sheldon scene.
    • Fear of a Krabby Patty - This episode is renamed to "Night of the Living Animatronics." and this episode is about the animatronics coming to life a la Five Nights at Freddy's, and SpongeBob has to stop them.
      • And there would be loads of jumpscares.
    • SquidBob TentaclePants: It's retitled "SquidPatEugeneSandyMrsGaryBob TentacleStarKrabCheekPuffSnailPants" and all the main characters go into the transformer and the hideous blob thing appears entirely throught the episode.
    • Stuck in the Wringer: SpongeBob doesn't get out of the wringer. Also, when SpongeBob becomes crazed near the end, he is revealed to be high on meth, with graphic sores on his face that stay for the rest of the series.
    • All That Glitters: Replace Le Spatula with Amanda Banshee from The Wacky World of Tex Avery.
    • One Coarse Meal: Plankton's nightmare is true, and after he manages to get out of Pearl, he actually gets hit by a bus.
    • A Pal For Gary: Gary turns into a monster to eat Puffy Fluffy. Also, Puffy Fluffy has his own mega form. The form looks similar to his monster form, but he has tentacles with spikes, two more rows of teeth, three more tongues (but one tongue has a bigger mouth), four more arms, four more eyes, devil horns, and pores capable of spawning the smaller nudibranches.
    • Are You Happy Now?: Replace it with "Squidward's Suicide." This is also the last episode where Squidward appears.
    • SpongeBob, You're Fired: SpongeBob stays unemployed for the rest of the series.
    • Patrick! The Game: The episode is called "Gaming Time" and the entire episode is a vodka-induced game of Cards Against Humanity between SpongeBob, Patrick, and, for reasons unknown, Cooch from SuperMansion.
    • Whirly Brains: SpongeBob and Patrick act extremely dumb after getting their brains out. There are offensive autism jokes throught the episode.
    • Old Man Patrick: SpongeBob and Patrick actually die as old people.
    • Ink Lemonade: Squidward gets ink all over the entire Bikini Bottom.
    • Gary and Spot: Gary and Spot are revealed to be serial killers, and spend the episode killing everyone.
    • King Plankton: A disturbing leech-like creature is the one who tries to eat the sea chimps instead of Patrick. The sea chimps and Plankton actually get eaten and digested.
    • SpongeBob in RandomLand: The entire thing is turned into an anti-drug PSA. RandomLand is part of SpongeBob and Squidward's drug hallucinations, everyone is on some sort of drug, complete with the effects that the drugs have on them, and the Squidward's Suicide face is replaced with Squidward with disastrous side effects from drugs.

    Sponge's World[edit | edit source]

    • Let it air on PBS Kids GO!, and eventually move it to the Hallmark channel after PBS Kids GO!'s cancellation.
    • Spongebob is renamed "Sponge", and his last name is "The Kitchen Sponge".
    • Patrick is a star from space, and his name is "Patrick", with his surname being "The Kooky Space Star".
    • Pearl appears in EVERY episode, no matter what, and gets more screentime than anyone else.
    • In one episode, Patrick eats old Cranium clay and then vomits.
    • Mr. Krabs doesn't have a fetish for money, but rather copies of the book "Everyone Poops".
    • Squidward dabs every once in a while, and instead of hating his job, he enjoys it.
    • The Krusty Krab is replaced with a McDonalds.
    • This show was made to advertise McDonald's.

    How to ruin the episodes! (Sponge's World)[edit | edit source]

    • Help Wanted: SpongeBob gets a job as a fry cook at McDonalds.
    • Reef Blower: Have the characters speak in this episode.
    • Band Geeks: The performance at the big game is a failure, and Squilliam wins.
    • Krabby Land: Replace Krabby Land with the PlayPlace from top of this Ask Reddit post's comments.
    • Mid-Life Crustacean: Have ALL of the episode (except for the ending) being SpongeBob asking "Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?". The end of the episode has Krabs' mom ground Mr. Krabs like in the original, but in GoAnimate style (complete with his grounding length being 99999999999999999999 eons).
    • Dying for Pie: SpongeBob graphically explodes at the end of the episode, and Squidward ends up getting the same punishment that Mr. Krabs got in this section's version of Mid-Life Crustacean.
    • Patrick! The Game: The entire episode is a slow paced game of Cranium Hullabaloo between SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pearl.

    The Mario Cartoons (Note: Choices like these will make these shows a little weirder.)[edit | edit source]

    Super Mario Bros. Super Show[edit | edit source]

    • Take out the plumber rap.
    • Every single episode is just King Koopa kidnapping Princess Toadstool and Mario rescuing her.
    • Mouser, or even worse, Birdo, is the main villian instead of King Koopa.
      • If you do that, then it'll possibly mean that King Koopa is the secondary villain, because either Mouser or Birdo would be a dictator and they would become very horrible main villains. (Wait, what?)
        • And also, King Koopa becomes a pawn working for the greater evil (which is either Mouser or Birdo).
          • Plus, um, King Koopa acts as a nervous wreck who thinks he's the leader, but is actually just a worthless pawn with a worthless sidekick which we can see later, whose plans and stuff always backfire and gets bullied all the time.
    • King Koopa has a Goomba sidekick, who has the cliche personality of being really dumb. (Thus, leading to King Koopa torture porn, heh heh!)
      • Plus, he is a masochist.
    • Have Mario and Princess Toadstool make out romantically multiple times an episode, just to please the shippers. (You know, for kids!)
      • And also some out-of-nowhere sax to go with that.

    The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3[edit | edit source]

    • Instead of the Koopalings, we get seven very generic and bland Koopa Troopas (where they were idiots and they talk like toddlers, except for Hip and Hop, BTW).
      • And to make matters stranger, they replace the really dumb Goomba sidekick from earlier.
    • Change Kooky's personality to where all he does is eat lots of cookies.
    • Change Kootie Pie's personality to where all she does is eat lots of pies.
    • Make Hip and Hop... perform... a... hip-hop song every episode?
      • And as for the rest, Cheatsy is still a cheat, Big Mouth still talks too much, and Bully is still a bully, BTW.

    Super Mario World[edit | edit source]

    • Remove Mama Luigi (You know, the iconic episode for YTP?).
    • Make Oogtar the main character, and have him get more screen time than anyone else (Just let that sink in.).
    • All Yoshi does is eat.

    How to Ruin the Episodes[edit | edit source]

    The Bird! The Bird![edit | edit source]

    • There's a scene where the really dumb Goomba sidekick puts King Koopa in a freezer, which causes King Koopa to suffer hypothermia, yet he is fine and dandy in the next scene.

    Quest for Pizza[edit | edit source]

    • King Koopa's attack on Mario unintentionally backfires when the really dumb Goomba sidekick gets snake-bit after he attempted to keep the snake (or Cobrat) as a pet, and King Koopa pulls the snake (or Cobrat) off of his Goomba sidekick and gets bitten by it, thus they both get sent to the cave hospital.
      • And in the end, it turns out the only way to cure these two is to have Mario say that he rescued Princess Toadstool.
        • Thus the episode gets renamed to “Cure, Cure, What is the Cure?”

    Robo Koopa[edit | edit source]

    • The dumb Goomba sidekick betrays King Koopa and takes control of the giant robot machine. This may give the character some development, but he is defeated by the Mario brothers incredibly easy.

    The Beauty of Kootie[edit | edit source]

    • The episode is renamed to "Big Fat Gender Confusion", and since the Koopalings are replaced with seven generic and bland Koopa Troopas, the episode's all about Kootie Pie's gender confusion, whether or not she's actually male or female, in which at the end, we find out that Kootie Pie's a transgender Koopa Troopa despite that no one may or may not know about transgender people in the 1990's!

    7 Continents for 7 Koopas[edit | edit source]

    • Have King Koopa take over one of the continents and make Hip and Hop share a continent.
      • So it'd be called 7 Continents for 8 Koopas?
        • Technically.

    The Ugly Mermaid (Even if it's a worthless episode.)[edit | edit source]

    • King Koopa, Kootie Pie, Hip, and Hop become mermaids because of Kootie Pie accidentally mistaking the oxygen thing of the submarine for a pie, which causes the four Koopas to drown because of it.

    The Yoshi Shuffle[edit | edit source]

    • Have Mario get turned into an egg instead of Luigi. During the American Football game, have Luigi win by doing absolutely nothing. (Did you get the reference?)

    Cotoons[edit | edit source]

    • The graphics look even lower budget.
    • The characters get spotted in "The Big World" for a stupid reason.

    Kirby: Right Back at Ya![edit | edit source]

    One version to ruin it or something[edit | edit source]

    • Make the art style look like this.: http://fav.me/dc19veo
    • All what Kirby does is eat.
    • Make it a cartoon, not an anime. (Because the real makers are from Japan)
    • Make King Dedede annoying as opposed to funny.
      • He would also act like Fleck from Dorbees: Making Decisions.
    • Remove Meta Knight, or kill him off in Episode #024 (Sword and Blade, Loyal and True).
    • Add a lot of toilet humor.
      • For example, when King Dedede leaves via dropping down into the toilet and flushes away and also when Kirby farts on his enemies for fighting.
    • Have it not follow the games at all.
    • Remove the Copy Abilities.
    • Tuff does nothing except talk about irrelevant topics.
    • Tokkori spends every episode sleeping. (Thus, he is too lazy to do anything.)
    • Every episode includes a pointless moral that the viewers already know.
    • A character moves right up to the screen at least once every minute for no apparent reason.
    • Make every episode as tense as Episode #055 (the one where King Dedede essentially loses the ability to become angry).
    • Remove Fololo and Falala.
    • Tiff doesn't talk whatsoever.
    • Whispy Woods has no personality.
    • Remove Escargoon.
    • Have the voice acting done by one person. ONE PERSON!

    How to ruin the episodes (One version to ruin it or something)[edit | edit source]

    • In Episode #006 (Un-Reality TV), make the hypnotic imagery on Channel DDD actually hypnotise viewers at home.
    • In Episode #093 (D-Preciation Day), make Kirby actually die after eating the watermelon-disguised explosives. (Thus the rest of the episode features Tiff and Tuff becoming punks going into bars and getting arrested for it, and also where King Dedede ends up like Hugh Neutron in this video because of the murder of Kirby.) Thus, this episode would be the series finale.

    Another one, but with Jim Carey as Kirby[edit | edit source]

    • Have the show done by DiC Entertainment, and retitled as "The Adventures of Kirby in Dream Land".
    • The show would have no Tiff, Tuff, Sir Ebrum, Lady Like, Tokkori, Escargoon, NME Salesman or the inhabitants of Cappy Town. It would just be simple stories with Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede and others that debuted from the games.
    • It will be an American-animated cartoon, instead of an anime.
    • Have it produced in 1997-99 and animated overseas by Rough Draft Studios in South Korea.
      • The animation isn't nearly as bad as the Mario cartoons, but the comic timing is better than what you'd expect.
      • Some scenes will have a few animation errors, but not as constantly countless as Mario.
      • The animated will be as deranged as The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.
    • Have King Dedede be voiced by Michael Bell (using the same voice as Gargamel from the infamous ninth season of The Smurfs).
    • Have Kirby speak and be voiced by the talented Jim Carrey.
    • The show will follow two basic formulas: the first one follows King Dedede kidnaps a helpless creature or hoards food from Dream Land and Kirby has to save a friend from certain doom or retrieve the food from Dedede's castle, and the second one follows Kirby having to solve a problem for a friend who is having trouble with his/her life.
      • The two basic formulas are at least following the games, but that's not saying much. It could get increasingly predictable after a while.
    • Meta Knight would still retain his Mexican accent and is even more quick-witted than Kirby.
    • Some scenes in the episodes are just filler, including a song during a montage per episode.
    • The original music from the games is re-composed by Shuki Levy and Haim Saban for the series.
    • The title sequence will be animated at Tokyo Movie Shinsha (TMS Entertainment) in Japan, donning a similar animation style to Tiny Toons Adventures and Animaniacs.

    How to ruin the episodes (Another one, but with Jim Carey as Kirby)[edit | edit source]

    Episode 1: Kirby Comes to Cappy Town[edit | edit source]

    • The episode would begin with Kirby residing in his home sleeping, instead of sleeping in a star spaceship in outer space.
    • Both Kirby and Meta Knight attack King Dedede together, before they retrieve the Dream Land food supply.
    • Everyone cheers for Kirby and Meta Knight's bravery, ending the episode.
    • The episode will be retitled, "The Stolen Food Supply of Dream Land".

    Star Wars: The Clone Wars[edit | edit source]

    • The theme song in the first episode is a cover of "Don't Say Howdy to Your Neighbors" by Ahmed Best and Tim Curry, while the theme song for the other episodes is a parody of "Scatman's World" called "Jar Jar's World" sung by Ahmed Best and Tim Curry.
    • The title of the show is "Star Wars: Jar Jar's World".
    • Jar Jar Binks and Palpatine are the main characters. Padme is the secondary main character, and Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano are minor characters.
    • The series is aimed for 7-12 year old kids, but like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, it gains a cult following of adult fans called "Gungfans".
    • The series takes place on the planet of Naboo, and usually focuses on Jar Jar and Palpatine going on comedic adventures.
    • Queen Julia is introduced earlier than in the real series.
    • Remove several of the cliches you'd expect in a Star Wars TV show/film (For example, "I've got a bad feeling about this!" and the Wilhelm scream.)
    • Make Palpatine's catchphrase "Do it!"
    • Jar Jar calls Palpatine "Palpy" and Darth Sidious "Sid".
    • Make The Muffin Boys (from Chuck E Cheese, but instead of humans, they are Gungans) recurring characters in the show who perform musical numbers about how Sith Lords are stupid every episode, much to the annoyance of Darth Sidious.
    • Every time Palpatine needs to change into Darth Sidious, he makes a stupid excuse ("I shouldn't have eaten that (food here, usually a Gungan food)", "I have a double date with Padme!", "I feel sick!")
    • Count Dooku is cursed to turn into a Gungan in the middle of Season 1.
    • The show is sponsored by Six Fetts Star Wars Mountain, and also contains product placements for a re-branded version of Hi-C Ecto Cooler called Naboo Bug Juice.
    • Add things that are similar to modern day technology, such as laptops, cell phones, and televisions.
    • Palpatine's ringtone is I Can Be Your Friend from VeggieTales. (I actually like VeggieTales, but this running gag would be annoying after a while to some people)
    • >Have a crossover with The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
    • Boss Nass shows up in the series and does that weird spitting thing every episode he appears in.
    • Instead of the movie for this series coming out before the series, the movie for this series comes out after Season 2. It's about Jar Jar Binks, Palpatine, and Queen Julia meeting a Jedi magician and trying to plan a birthday party for Padme. Plus, it's 79 minutes long!
    • The series airs Cartoon Network and Adult Swim (for the Gungfans during the later seasons).
    • Add musical numbers that sound like pop and rap songs to most of the episodes.
    • Have Jar Jar stick out his tongue several times throughout the series.
    • Add a baby Gungan as a main character in Season 2, who is there just to sell merchandise, like plushies and a Tamagotchi-like toy.
    • Have only three major battles in the entire series.
    • Make some of the morals of the episodes stupid, such as "Be racist towards Gungans" and  "Never forgive a Jedi".
    • Animate the series in the same animation stye as the episodes of Tiny Toon Adventures animated by Kennedy Cartoons.
    • Have a similar music video to that Equestria Girls one The Hub did, only it has stupid lyrics unlike that video, and the song they are parodying is "Fire Burning". (Sample lyrics: "Somebody call Jar Jar Binks! Let's party on the planet of Coruscant! Oh-oh!")
    • Captain Tarpals appears more often, and his catchphrase is "Yousa in big doo-doo this time!", which is said whenever Palpatine angers him.
    • Darth Sidious dances at innaproppiate moments during the show, like when someone is killed.
    • Change Peppi Bow's personality to make her like a sterotypical Disney Princess, and her name is changed to Princess Peppi.
    • Play "This is Your Left" at random points during the show. (Like the ringtone joke, it will get annoying after a while, even though it is funny).
    • The hazmat suits in "Blue Shadow Virus" and  "Mystery of a Thousand Moons" look similar to the costumes of the Teletubbies, only the head is replaced with a helmet with the weird-antenna-like thing still on top of it. Plus, like the original hazmat suits, you can see the characters' faces.
    • Add several scenes focusing on Jar Jar and Palpatine's daily life in the Galactic Senate.
    • Make it implied that Palpatine could be in a romantic relationship with Jar Jar Binks.
    • Have Jar Jar Binks reply "How wude!" every time something bad happens.
    • In several episodes, give Obi-Wan Kenobi the same amount of screentime as Jar Jar Binks in Revenge of the Sith.
    • Every time something good happens, make Jar Jar smile like he did in Attack of the Clones after he gave emergency powers to Palpatine.
    • Jar Jar is more clumsy than in the original series.
    • Put at least one musical number every episode.
    • Queen Julia meditates with Jar Jar to find a solution to a problem.
    • Captain Tarpals does not sacrifice himself at the hands of General Grievous in Shadow Warrior.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    Note: Most of these episodes aren't the same as the original episodes, due to the changed protagonists of the series.

    • The Disappeared, Parts 1 and 2-These episodes are the first two episodes of the series, and is pretty much the same, except Mace Windu is replaced by Palpatine. Instead of meditating, Queen Julia and Jar Jar dance to a musical number that sounds like pop music.
    • Children of the Force-This episode is about Queen Julia and Jar Jar's twin children, Roo Roo Page (in this version of the show, she is not some random Gungan's child) and Abso Bar Binks, and how Roo Roo Page wants to kill her parents and brother. Luckily, there is a happy ending, thanks to Anakin stopping Roo Roo and convincing her to be a good Gungan.
    • Shadow Warrior-Before the scene where Captain Tarpals' sacrifice can be shown, a scene similar to this scene from Clerks: The Animated Series is shown, except the message shown before the "new ending", which is narrated by Palpatine, is this:

    "We're sorry. Due to circumstances beyond our control, the last half of the script for this episode was destroyed by Boss Nass. Luckily, the episode was finished by Jar Jar Binks. We hope you enjoy the new ending!"

    Just like the scene this is spoofing, the animation in this sequence is done in anime-esque Flash animation.

    • Corruption-Palpatine's computer gets infested with anti-Sith Lord propaganda and he blames Padme for it.
    • Blue Shadow Virus-Rish Loo sings a song that is similar to this one from The Boondocks, and acts like a religious version of Dr. Frank N Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. As an Actor Allusion , Darth Sidious gets pissed off after the song ends because Rish Loo "made fun of his past". (Tim Curry, who played Dr. Frank N Furter in the original Rocky Horror Picture Show movie, voiced Palpatine/Darth Sidious in The Clone Wars when his original voice actor died.) Also, the virus gives people hallucinations similar to the hallucination from The Good Dinosaur, and it also makes them think Gungans are superior to other races. Also, we get to meet Princess Peppi for the first time.
    • Mystery of a Thousand Moons-Same as the original episode, except Jar Jar and Palpatine get sent to the moon of Iego too.
    • The Academy-Palpatine teaches a school of unruly Gungan children about Jedi and Sith Lords.
    • Dooku Captured-At the end of the episode, Count Dooku gets the aformentioned Gungan curse that was mentioned earlier placed on him.
    • The Gungan General-At the beginning of the episode, there's a scene that is similar to the "I Love Mallory" scene from Natural Born Killers, except toned down for a TV-PG level, that explains how Jar Jar Binks got kicked out of Otoh Gunga. Also, Jar Jar nearly dies after he is called a plague, but Padme saves him.
    • Bombad Jedi-Jar Jar Binks trains to be a Sith Lord, and disguises himself as a Sith Lord named Darth Bombad. After a musical number parodying "I'll Make a Man Out of You", Darth Sidious finds out that Jar Jar snuck into the training session, and orders him out. The episode ends there.
    • The Zillo Beast-The Zillo Beast turns out to be an ordinary human from our galaxy who wants to make this show better, so he decides to alter Jar Jar's past. Jar Jar and Darth Sidious attempt to stop him, but fail. We see the results of the timeline alteration in the next episode.
    • The Unknown-Due to the events of "The Zillo Beast", this episode seems like it was written by a Star Wars fan. In this alternate retelling of The Phantom Menace, Anakin is older and less annoying, Jar Jar is more mature and might be a Sith Lord, and Darth Maul replaces Palpatine. At the end of the episode, it's revealed that this and the previous episode were just a nightmare Jar Jar had.
    • The Lost One-In the opener for Season 2, Jar Jar and Palpatine find the egg of the Gungan baby who was mentioned earlier on this page, and it hatches instantly.
    • Conspiracy-A parody of Unsolved Mysteries with Jar Jar and Palpatine debunking rumours about the show.
    • Prisoners-Jar Jar and Captain Tarpals are kept as General Grevious' personal slaves and must escape.
    • Orders-Jar Jar is asked to carry out several unsettling tasks by Darth Sidious.
    • Crisis at the Heart-Jar Jar and Palpatine swap roles in their lives thanks to a disturbance in the Force. This is known for being the episode where Darth Sidious reveals himself to be Palpatine to Jar Jar, after Jar Jar finds several clues that make him come to the conclusion that Darth Sidious and Palpatine are the same person.
    • Supply Lines-Jar Jar is too focused on stacking plates and cups to do anything, so Palpatine has to take responsiblity for his tasks in this episode.
    • Mercy Mission-After faking his death in Gungan Attack, Rish Loo returns! This time, Rish Loo brainwashes the Gungans of Naboo into worshipping his religion again, and holds a big party at his new church-deesco (no, I didn't mispell "disco", go look "Gungan deesco" for yourself). It's up to Boss Nass and Jar Jar to kill Rish Loo for real this time!
    • The Soft War-A toymaker's stuffed animals come to life and start attacking innocent people.
    • Sacrifice- At Count Dooku's request, Palpatine plans to kill Jar Jar Binks for a Sith sacrifice, but winds up killing Boss Lyonie instead. When Boss Nass finds out about what Palpatine did, he teaches Palpatine that he shouldn't hurt his friends by telling a Gungan folktale where an evil Gungan learns to respect his friends, which is similar to the story told in the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode "A Hearth's Warming Tale", minus the Christmas-esque theming of the story.
    • The Jedi Who Knew Too Much-Ahsoka resigns from being a Jedi at the end of the episode.
    • Deception, Parts 1 and 2-Two-part series finale. Jar Jar Binks and Queen Julia are about to get married. However, after a series of terrible incidents that happen while Jar Jar and Queen Julia are preparing the wedding (mainly, several incidents in Otoh Gunga that hurt and kill Gungans and things for the wedding being messed up), Jar Jar blames Queen Julia for the incidents and calls her out as a Sith Lord due to things that she did before these incidents occured. It turns out Darth Sidious disguised himself as Queen Julia because he loves Jar Jar more than anything else in the world, and he planned the incidents and kidnapped the real Queen Julia so Jar Jar would want to trust him instead of Queen Julia.

    In the second part, Jar Jar rescues Queen Julia, and this only angers Darth Sidious more. In his rage, he decides to execute Order 65 by attempting to kill anyone Jar Jar trusts so he can easily convince Jar Jar to stay with him as his Sith apprentice forever. After successfully killing Captain Tarpals by disguising as Jar Jar Binks and asking him to help defeat some "Sith Lords" that were planning to assassinate Jar Jar Binks, (but not before revealing his true form) the real Jar Jar is able to outsmart Palpatine by teaching him a lesson about how you shouldn't force others to love you when they truly have feelings for someone else, and that you shouldn't harm others in order to get what you want. This (temporarily) redeems Palpatine, who claims that he shouldn't have taken advantage of Jar Jar and apologizes to him, and Jar Jar and Queen Julia live happily ever after, with no mention of the events that happened during Revenge of the Sith.  Then, we cut to the ending of the series, which is slightly ripped off from a Robot Chicken sketch from the third Robot Chicken Star Wars special. Two years after the events of the series, Jar Jar recieves a phone call from Palpatine apologizing for not only manipulating Jar Jar to grant him emergency powers, but he also apologizes for possibly traumatizing Jar Jar as a result of some of his adventures, and claiming that it was wrong to use Jar Jar like that. After hanging up, Jar Jar is confused, because he actually liked his adventures with Palpy and wasn't traumatized by them at all.

    Yo-Kai Watch[edit | edit source]

    • Whisper is dumber and more annoying.
    • Jibanyan likes little kids shows instead of Next Harmeowny.
    • Nate teams up with Dora the Explorer in an episode.
    • The Yo-Kai Watch doesn't work more than half of the time.
    • All the summoning songs are sung to the tune of children's songs.
    • Satan appears in the final episode of Season 1.
    • Make Whisper have a butt in all episodes like in "Yo-Kai So-Soree".
    • Have the show animated like Sunbow's late 90's shows, like The Brothers Flub (a forgotten Nicktoon that many people don't like) and Salty's Lighthouse (a show TLC made to cash in on Shining Time Station).
    • Have a crossover with Spawnjz (aka Spongey Cheese) where Nate has to stop the Yo-Kai from ruining his friend's birthday at the restauraunt seen in the show.
    • Have the show air on Nickelodeon and air multiple times a day.
    • Figdephant is one of the main characters.
    • Have it not follow the source material of the original games.

    Animaniacs[edit | edit source]

    • De-age the Warners to kindergarten-age kids.
      • And one of them is voiced by a 79-year old chain smoker woman, like Pat Welsh who voiced E.T.
    • Make Yakko the dumb one.
      • Change Yakko's "Eeeh..." to "Duuuuuhhh...", and he says "FUCK OFF!" instead of "Goodnight everybody!"
    • Add Elymra Duff to the show.
    • De-age Katie Kaboom to a toddler.
    • ALL of the segments have only jokes about old cartoons instead of just the Slappy the Squirrel segments.
    • Add a lot of toilet humor to the show
    • Have that kid tell stupid stories about Randy Beaman rather than funny ones.
    • Make it air on Fox Kids from 1993 until its demise in 2002.
    • The morals in the Wheel of Morality segment are usually morals such as "Everything can be the way you want it", "The complainer is always wrong", and "When people say something is your fault, it really is".
    • Remove Hello Nurse and the "Hellooooo Nurse!" running gag.
    • Mindy is changed to be a rebellious teenager, and Buttons is removed.
    • Minerva Mink is changed to a Rini Tsukino ripoff named Erika Evans who learns about how to behave.
    • The theme song is sung to the tune of the Caillou theme.
    • The characters ask the audience questions.
      • I think they already do.
    • Make the show fulfil the E/I requirement.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    Puppet Rulers: Pinky and the Brain go on Barney and Friends.

    Baloney and Kids: Baloney is actually replaced by Barney, and this episode segment is done in live action with CGI-elements (the Warners would be CGI, making them look like they came out of a N64 game).

    Potty Emergency-Basically the Teen Titans Go! episode Serious Business, but with the Teen Titans replaced by Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Dr. Scratchnsniff and Plotz.

    A Christmas Plotz: The sexy ladies are replaced by babies.

    Star Warners: In a Star Wars crossover that is meant to promote the release of The Phantom Menace, the Warner Siblings go to the planet of Naboo and meet Jar Jar Binks and his friends.

    The Girl With The Googily Goop: The titular character is replaced by Dora the Explorer, and Wakko wets himself instead of having a talking toilet come to him.

    Clown And Out: Replace Jerry Lewis with Binky the Clown from Garfield (because many people find him annoying).

    Bingo: Have the segment be about Wakko and Dr. Scratchnsniff sing the nursery rhyme of the same name.

    Ups and Downs: Have Wakko wet himself in the elevator.

    Plane Pals: The airline safety segment isn't funny and the Warners wind up crashing the plane.

    Taming of the Screwy: Remove the "We're gonna play truth or dare!" line, make the dinner party guests Spanish, replace the ettiquete song with the Warners singing Mary Had A Little Lamb, and have the episode about the Warners having their fifth birthday and ruining it.

    I'm Mad!: The episode is not done in song and is rather a ten minute fight between the Warners, with clips of the show's young fans throwing tantrums playing every few minutes.

    You Risk Your Life: Replace the live action audience clapping with clips of babies crying, and make the game show an educational quiz show.

    I Got Yer Can: Replace Candie Chipmunk with The Chipettes, who sing a song about littering to Slappy.

    Jockey For Position: Replace the horses with brightly-colored horses that are glittery and run on smile power, and have Pinkey and the Brain not know this until a little girl tell them this after the race is over. (This is a reference to an Inside Out comic involving Bing Bong).

    Bumbie's Mom: Have Skippy cry over a movie scene that isn't even sad.

    Lookit the Fuzzyheads: Elmyra is replaced by a ripoff of Boo from Monsters Inc.

    Super Strong Warner Siblings: Have the Warners be too scared to defeat the monster and they get defeated themselves.

    Another way to ruin it or something[edit | edit source]

    • Minerva Mink is the main character and the show is called "Minerva Mink's SeXXXy Adventures"
    • Let the animation style be drawn with Sharpies and animated with a Cray X-MP supercomputer (which was the world's most powerful computer from 1983-85)
    • Have a bunch of 18-year old high school dropouts write every single episode.
    • The Warners are anti-meat activists and PETA supporters, and Dot's shirt says "MEAT IS MURDER".
      • In addition, they get killed in each episode they appear in, yet they're alive and well in subsequent appearances.
    • The show takes place in the village Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
      • And in addition, in this show, the village is poverty-stricken, and for some reason is now located in Alaska.
    • Have it air on Cartoon Network in between countless hours of Teen Titans Go!, and later, on a select few PBS stations as a overnight program for kids.
    • The theme song is a cover of Devo's "Girl U Want" played on a D'Angelico EX-175 electric guitar, a Traps Drums A400 drumset, and a Roland Jupiter 80 by what sounds like three 14-year old middle school dropouts.
    • Minerva Mink's catchphrase is "Smile Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch! Say Chuck E. Cheese!"
    • At the end of each episode, a moral pops up in Movie Maker style, and it is always either "Everything can be the way you want it", "The complainer is always wrong", "It's okay to talk to strangers", "Suicide is an option", "Jewish people are the devil's work", "Marijuana is something to rely on if you are upset", "Blame minorities for everything that has gone wrong in your life.", "Don't you demonstrate around the Kajun Ku Klux Klan", "The Bible declares being gay is a sin" and "If someone tells you something if your fault, it really is.", followed by an anti-tobacco PSA.
    • Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
    • Have items similar to Mousketools that are used to solve problems.
    • Make one episode a Poorly Disguised Pilot for the How to Make Bad TV Shows Good page's version of The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin, where Grubby (in that version a cute cat) is Minerva's sex slave of the week.
    • Tito Dick from The Nutshack is a main character.
    • Mitzi Mozzarella from the Rock-afire Explosion is also a main character and she appears in live action scenes as a framing device a la Shining Time Station.
    • Pictures of Helen Henny are flashed onscreen to hypnotize viewers into worshiping her and wanting to buy Helen Henny merchandise for sexual pleasure.
    • Mindy is a stereotypical '70s disco dancer whose catchphrase is "Burn, baby, burn. Disco Inferno!" and Buttons is a stereotypical '60s music fanboy whose catchphrase is "Screw Jesus and praise The Beatles! Or The Rolling Stones! I don't give a fuck!"
    • Make the credits move so fast, that you can't read anything.
    • Take out any funny scenes in favor of stock footage of children throwing temper tantrums and porn videos from Pornhub and XVideos.
    • Each episode contains Nazi propaganda.
    • There are memes and smartphones everywhere, as well as dabbing, juju on that beat, whip/naenae, Dat Boi and Gabe the Dog.
    • Any animation errors are intentionally made to hypnotize children.
    • At inappropriate times, include an eight year old boy who walks on the camera and screams "BOOBS!" in a high-pitched sickly voice.
    • Throw in spinning images of small children using the urinal for Hellonintendo9's sexual pleasure.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • Potty Emergency - Make it a poorly made live action pilot, with Nicki Tens (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rabbitinthemoon/) playing Minerva and the entire episode is filmed on a VHS camcorder. Also, you can hear the cameraman breathing.
    • You Risk Your Life - Replace the live action audience clapping with clips of men clapping their testicles, and make the game show an Japanese variety show.
    • I'm Mad! - The episode is not done in song and is rather an ten-minute animated version of this damn thing with clips of the show's young fans throwing tantrums playing every few minutes.
    • Wakko's Wish - Have Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch blown up to build a United States Marine Corps base with all the characters killed, along with Uncle Sam sitting in front of the welcome sign doing absolutely nothing.

    Elena of Avalor[edit | edit source]

    Note: This is not a Disney Junior show (even though it aired on that channel before). Disney moved it to Disney Channel after The Lion Guard scared toddlers and made their ratings drop (however, it did get better ratings as it went on).

    • Make all of the characters in Elena's family (except for Elena and Isabella) speak in stereotypical Spanish accents, and have it fetishize Spanish/Mexican culture, using the "strict and abusive family with a dirty house and a lot of children" trope.
    • Make Elena sound like Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors, and have Isabella sound like Nina from Nina Needs to Go.
      • BONUS: Isabella's voice is spoken in an awful falsetto that makes viewers' ears bleed.
    • Zuzo's jokes are based on pop culture references and occasional toilet humor.
    • Have it in 2D animation and have the black outlines be very, very thick.
    • Have Sam Singer animate the whole show.
    • Have it made in the 1950's at the same time as Paddy The Pelican.
    • The show relies on potty humor to appeal to the audience.
    • The theme song is replaced with the 2001 Titwala Filmwalas music that loops for 10 minutes.
    • Everyone does Fortnite dances in the intro.
    • The show airs on Adult Swim and then goes to CBS without the permission of said channel to air there.
    • It's a direct ripoff to Family Guy.
    • Put Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un in the show.

    PriPara[edit | edit source]

    • Have the entire show animated like the ending sequence of episode 101 (shown below).
    • The characters sing rap, children's songs, and outdated music.
      • Make them say the N-word.
    • The show is produced in the United States and air it on qubo.
    • Have DiC produce it.
    • Use "Make It!", the show's original theme song, as the theme song, but give it lyrics that sound childish.
    • Laala's catchphrase is "Ala! A snackbar!".
    • Mirei's catchphrase is "That's not right!".
    • Replace Kuma with Jururu and have her do the stock crying animation, pee and scream every episode.
    • Make Dorothy a boy named Boris and make Leona a girl.
    • Replace Usagi with Fij Fij from Maryoku Yummy.
    • Replace Unicorn with Sargent 91210 from Stitch's Great Escape and have him pee himself like he did in that ride once an episode.
    • Make Kanon, Junon and Pinon three year olds.
    • Make the principal of Paprika Academy meaner than she originally is.
    • Have several characters make pop culture refrences.
    • Rebecca Black guest stars in an episode.
    • Change Falulu to Unawakened Falulu
    • Have Laala voiced by Aubree Young (in her Nina from Nina Needs to Go! voice), Mirei voiced by Caitlyn Sanchez (in her Dora the Explorer voice), Sophie voiced by Ariel Winter (in her Sofia the First voice), Shion voiced by Michaela Dietz (in her Riff voice), Boris voiced by Jadon Sand (in his Bunga voice), Leona voiced by Julie Johnson (in her Baby Bop voice), Kanon voiced by Lesslie-Cara Rudolph (in her Abby Cadabby voice), Pinon voiced by Ami Shukla (in her Queen Julia voice), Junon voiced by Kiara Muhammad (in her Doc McStuffins voice) and Falulu voiced by Frankie Jonas (in her Ponyo voice).
    • Make Shion a spoiled brat with an annoying voice.
    • Make Aromageddon a rip-off of Team Rocket and have them curse every few sentences. They also live in Hotel Carter in NYC.
    • Make Shion and Fij Fij the main characters instead of Laala and Kuma. (Usagi, the character who is replaced by Fij Fij and is Shion's manager, was the first to know about Triangle's secret, and many fans stopped watching it when this happened.)
    • Have SoLaMi Smile's main song sung to the tune of The Monster Boogie from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
    • Make Dorothy West dumber than Dora the Explorer.
    • Make Non a rip-off of Jar Jar Binks.
    • Make Gaaruru a toddler obsessed with Bing Bong, as well as a personality similar to Caillou's.

    How to ruin the episodes[edit | edit source]

    • The Last Stage Battle!: Make it the series finale and have Laala and Falulu both die when their Friend Tickets are snapped.
    • Jururu's Big Adventure: Add toilet humor and have a ten minute scene where Jululu does the stock crying.
    • Come On, Come On, Kanon!: Make Kanon take care of Jululu, who does nothing but cry. Also, make her sing "Turn Down For What".
    • I've Had Enough with Aromat Cards!:
      • Call it "Hotel Carter! I Need To Make Money!"
      • Gaaruru's room is decorated with Bing Bong merchandise, and a poster of him using a urinal, which she goes nuts over when showing it to Mikan and Aroma.
      • Move the scene where Jululu cries a rip-off of this Sailor Moon scene, but along with the people falling, the whole building collapses. It goes back to normal before the end of the episode.
      • Instead of biting, Gaaruru gives Jululu adult toys.
      • Have Jururu pee in it.
        • Pee in where?
      • Have Jururu injure Aroma with the salamander, but she is better in the next scene.
      • Have an entire scene with product placement for Nintendo.
    • Super Delicious Miracle Peach: Sophie never comes back from Prifornia when she is kidnapped by a cow farmer, and they never find the peach.
    • Playing Three Roles At Once Is Hard!:
      • Have Non disguise as Barney the Dinosaur instead of Little Red Riding Hood.
      • There is a scene where the characters sing Mr. Knickerbocker from Barney and Friends.
      • Have Junon and Pinon exchange Tomotickets with Kanon and die because they are robots. They get better in the next episode.
      • Usacha and Kuma beat each other up.
      • In Triangle's hideout, have Pinon's stock footage where she jumps around and zooms up to the screen playing in on a TV in the house.
    • Youthful Jump In! Snap In!:
      • Make Usacha ride in a squat toilet instead of a toy car.
      • Usacha and Fij Fij have a violent fight at the beginning, which causes Fij Fij to actually die.
      • Have the "new song" energy injure Laala, Mirei and Sophie.
      • Gloria refuses to give Dressing Pafe a new Making Drama due to Dorothy's stupidity, and forces them to go to Sesame Place as punishment.
      • Leona has a My Little Pony or a Dora the Explorer backpack instead of a bunny one.
      • Make the train the girls go on crash.
      • Have Jululu pee in the street instead of her diaper once they get there (people do this all the time there).
      • Everyone wears Sesame Street clothes.
      • Dressing Pafe cuts the lines without an Abby's Magic Pass and get yelled at by the parents at the park. (this also happens all the time there)
      • Have Dressing Pafe go to Elmo's Eatery and have her pull out a portable DVD player showing Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
      • Replace Dorothy's scary face with her swearing out the people who complained about her using the DVD, and she gets kicked out by Ray Snails (a parody of Ray Nails, a famous person who worked at Sesame Place).
      • Dorothy places Jururu in front of the hotel TV and tries to make her watch Teen Titans Go.
      • When Jururu goes missing at Sesame Place, she is found in the wave pool stolen by a teenage worker who tries to kidnap her.
      • The live performance is replaced by them singing C is for Cookie in the costumes to the right, with Leona in the Elmo dress, Shion in the Big Bird dress, and Dorothy in the Cookie Monster dress. They don't get Kami Challenge. It's instead replaced by a scene where they leave bad reviews for Sesame Place on many websites.
        • One review they write ends with "This place is as lame as Kevin Meaney and is almost as troublesome as obesity". The episode winds up airing at the same time Kevin Meaney, who died from a heart attack, had his death announced, similar to what happened with the premiere of the Simpsons episode "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" and when a re-run of "Family Guy Viewer Mail #2" aired on BBC 3 in 2014. The joke would then be cut from future re-runs of the episode.
      • At the end of the episode, Laala and friends tell the viewers it's a bad idea to put babies in front of TVs.
    • Tension 100% Max!
      • Rename the episode "Laala's Clues" and have it take place on the set of Blue's Clues.
      • The plot is similar to the Blue's Clues subplot of the Yes, Dear episode "Arm-prins", where Laala makes Jululu watch Blue's Clues after she has to use the bathroom badly, but winds up watching it many times and has a dream about it.
      • The references to the number 100 are replaced by Blue's pawprints being on screen.
      • Everyone is shrunk to four year olds in the dream.
      • The question the girls need to answer in the dream is what Blue wants the most for her birthday, but it confuses everyone since more than three clues have been shown.
      • During one part of the dream, Solami Dressing gets stuck in the elevator, and Gaaruru and Falulu replace them for the rest of the dream.
      • Jululu attempts to eat Bing Bong, who happens to be in the same elevator as them. This confirms that Nog's Egg Nogs and Blue's Clues take place in the same universe.
      • When the dream finishes, we cut to a scene where Non is in her bedroom and sees Steve from Blue's Clues, along with Bing Bong from Nogg's Egg Nogs.
    • The Kami Idol Grandprix is Here!
      • Make it the grand finale of Season 1.
      • Shion and Mirei parody the opening of Little Einsteins instead of a samurai movie.
      • The Dressing Pafe segment at the beginning is a funeral for Fij Fij.
      • Kanon spends the beginning of the episode watching Sofia the First.
      • The animated audience members are replaced by videos of real kids.
      • Wait a minute... that's what most of it was, as it was reused songs!
      • Have all of the Triangle members fall to their deaths on stage, and Sargent 90210 dies as well.
      • Have Usacha ground Jururu for no reason, which is then followed by her being forced to listen to The Pee Pee Dance from Teen Titans Go!
    • The Jewel Change episode:
      • Have the Meganee robot replaced with Sargaent 90210, who somehow came back to life after the events of the previous episode and brought Skippy (from Stitch's Great Escape) with him.
      • Make Sargaent 90210 do his running gag mentioned above every 30 seconds.
      • The script falls in Sarge's own urine.
      • Replace the crayon drawings with marionette dolls that look like the ones on the right.
      • The movie is a live action adapatation of Stitch's Great Escape, with Shion replacing Stitch.
      • Gaaruru pops up on the set with a laser gun and tries to hurt everyone with it, causing the studio to cancel the production. Her reason is that she hates the ride the movie was based on.
    • Gaaruru! Please Wake Up!:
      • Have the TV showing Unicorn explode and destory Gaaruru's treasured Bing Bong items. She throws a tantrum due to this like Caillou did in "Caillou Joins The Circus" when his toy car broke.
      • Have the food at Aroma and Mikan's party be replaced by McDonalds and have a cameo by Ronald McDonald.
      • Make Neko have a "Kick Me" sign on her mouth just like the ones used at the 1999 Kids' Choice Awards.
      • The Gaazilla trap is this Bing Bong statue.
      • Have Gaaruru actually die instead of faking her death, and have the death set to "What A Wonderful World" as it is slowed down. (I liked this joke when it was used in a recent movie , but it might make the death too sad for some people). However, she is better in the next episode.

    Pingu[edit | edit source]

    • Have real language spoken instead of Penguinese.
    • Pinga is all grown up
    • Have the Walrus from the episode "Pingu's Dream" as a main character (Seriously? How's that gonna work?)
    • Have "Little Accidents" air on US television (I think this actually did air once on Sprout, if I recall correctly. I remember seeing it on the guide in a hotel when I was visiting Disney).
      • Well? If it did once got aired in the US, why not do it all the time?
        • Scratch that, let it be the most frequently aired episode worldwide, no exceptions.
    • Innuendos!
    • Take out the toddlers.
    • Have Chick-Fil-A product placement and have the characters sing a song about it.
    • Animate it using GoAnimate.
    • Have it made in 2012.
    • Make the theme song "Wiggly World" by Devo.

    The Powerpuff Girls (1998 TV series)[edit | edit source]

    • Name their team and the show 'The Kindergarten Gals' instead of 'The Powerpuff Girls'.
    • The Girls' personalities are changed.
      • Buttercup is a girly girl brat and is the leader that doesn't care about fighting crime, but more on the cities' looks and design. She also hates her sisters and is often rude to them.
      • Bubbles is an emo freak who is always depressed and doesn't care about anything, and she always beat up stuffed animals, including Octi, as her hobby when she's at home.
      • Blossom has anxiety problems and she is weak and wimpy.
    • Make Professor Utonium a lazy, overweight, and balding person who smokes, eats chips, and watches television all the time. He also doesn't care about and neglects the PPGs and only keeps them to make him look good.
      • Change his last name to Mercury.
    • Make the Mayor a mean guy who only cares about money and yells at the PPGs every time they wreck the city after fighting a monster or something and wears a diaper like in "Pee Pee G's".
      • BONUS: Make his design look similar to Donald Trump.
        • DOUBLE BONUS:  He poops his diaper occasionally, and whenever he needs a diaper change, the poop that comes out is extremely graphic. Then, the Girls or the Mayor will scream "BARF LIKE YOU MEAN IT!".
    • Kill off Ms. Bellum.
    • Make Mojo Jojo a very strong Gary Stu (aka Mary Sue) who wins against the girls in every episode he is in.
    • Make the Rowdyruff Boys a teenaged boy band who have crushes on the PPGs.
    • Let HIM be named HER (but don't genderbend him.)
    • Let the animation style be drawn with crayons and animated with the first version of Adobe Flash.
    • Name the episodes after a random event that happens in the episode.
    • The characters sing rap, children's songs, and outdated music.
    • Include corny and dated pop culture references.
    • WAY too much toilet humor.
    • Every 9 seconds a character sneezes or farts.
    • The talking dog is replaced with a cute, girly cat who is only there to sell merchandise.
    • Have the show be rated TV-Y and have it be toned down to a preschool show designed to teach children morals, the morals often being "The complainer is always wrong", "Everything can be the way you want it", "You always win if you're good", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects in your hands", "It's okay to take things without asking", and "It's okay to talk to and go with strangers".
    • Make the episodes also have pointless morals like 'ice cream is the best food', 'never upset the Mayor', or 'always fall in love with boys/girls who are in a musical group.'
    • Have the characters talk to the audience a la Dora the Explorer, especially asking them super easy questions they already know the answers to.
    • Constant shoehorned educational value.
    • The characters catchphrases are:
      • Blossom’s catchphrase is “Eggplants!”
      • Bubbles' catchphrase is "I'm a professional goth!"
      • Buttercup's catchphrase is "I might have gone in too many places!"
      • The mayor's catchphrase is "Smile, Townsville! Say Chuck E. Cheese!"
    • It airs on Nick Jr. in early 2003-early 2009.
      • Eventually, it'll move to Qubo.
    • Remove the violence and fighting.
    • The superheroes fight the villians by breaking the 4th wall a la Dora the Explorer, and by lame comedy.
    • Add in Allegro, the panda from "Painbow", an episode of the 2016 reboot. Not only that, he gets more focus than any other villain.
    • Every episode ends with the Girls going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays.
    • It gets a crossover with Dora the Explorer, where the Girls have to help Dora give the mayor some gifts.
    • Fuzzy Lumpkins is a fluffy baby bunny who is changed from a villain to a minor character.
      • BONUS: Make him the PPG's pet.
        • DOUBLE BONUS: He also says "Boing-a." whenever he jumps on something.
    • The mayor craves old Cranium clay instead of pickles.
    • Have it be made to sell merchandise in under 22 minutes, like a lot of toy-based cartoons from the 1980’s.
    • The conflict is non-existent.
    • The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and occasionally xylophones.
    • It takes place in Iraq.
    • EVERYONE stutters their sentences.
    • The end credits include "BUY OUR MERCHANDISE OR DIE!"
    • Everyone is voiced by either Rob Paulsen (using the Bubsy, Toodles, and Coconut Fred voices), Sue Rose (using her Angela Anaconda voice), Kristen Bone (using her Maggie voice), Charlie Sheen (using his Dex Dogtective voice), Maria Darling (using her Amelia and Roary the Racing Car voices), Rick Bailey (using his Quezar and Beach Bear voices), WelvenDaGreat, Scott Wilson (using his Chuck E. Cheese voice), Denise Oliver (using her Maurecia voice), Nancy Lenihan (using her Helen Henny voice), and Kevin Clash (using his Elmo voice).
    • The camera zooms in to random shots every 20 seconds.
    • The characters don't move their mouths when speaking. Instead, they move their heads or arms slightly.
    • The music is Disney-esque, using classical instruments and on some occasions, xylophones.
    • Every second, there is an animation error.
    • Deja View is a video game by Bam Entertainment instead of a comic by DC.
      • And also, Allegro’s protagonist counterpart is “Orgella”.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • The Bare Facts: The Girls babysit the Mayor, and he runs around naked in one scene.
      • BONUS: That scene is uncensored, despite it being a preschool show.
    • Bubblevicious: Bubbles beats up the other Girls.
    • Girls Gone Mild: Stanley and Sandra are murderous. (Murderous people in a preschool show, I see?)
    • Child Fearing: Vicky (from The Fairly OddParents) babysits the girls instead of Mojo Jojo.
    • Ploys R Us: The girls steal every toy in the toy store and face serious crime and get put into jail.

    My Life Me[edit | edit source]

    • Sandra is a skater girl.
    • Have corny running gags.
    • Have toilet humor.

    Tiny Toon Adventures[edit | edit source]

    • Make the show in Norm of the North-esque CGI.
    • Put the Fat Guys from "Rap Busters" in all of the episodes.
    • Have the theme song be similar to The Bing Bong Song from Inside Out (I like it, but it would get annoying if it was used on another show).
    • Have the characters be babies with speech impediments like the Rugrats.
    • Have it air in 2008 on early morning Cartoon Network, and on Cartoonito in countries that have it, such as the UK and Italy.
    • Have it run for three years like Baby Looney Tunes.
    • Make the characters only wear diapers.
    • Make the episodes about problems toddlers and babies have that the audience has to help them with by breaking the fourth wall (a la Dora the Explorer).
    • The camera zooms in to random shots every 20 seconds.
    • Remove the THUD spoof.

    Peep and the Big Wide World[edit | edit source]

    • The animation is even lower budget.
    • Change the name to birbs!!!!!!!111!!!.
    • The theme song is sung by Justin Bieber with kazoos.
    • No educational value.
    • Add constant cursing.
    • There is only one voice actor for all of the characters.
    • Add lots of toilet humor.
    • Add rancid morals.
    • SwaeSwae and Buhdeuce appear in an episode.

    Da Ali G Show[edit | edit source]

    • Remove Borat.
    • Make Ali G a generic gangster from the United States.
    • Give Ali G a bland sidekick.
    • Pimpinmasterdx (a YouTuber) writes all episodes.

    Milo Murphy's Law[edit | edit source]

    Donald Francis' Juiced Up Life[edit | edit source]

    • The show is called Donald Francis' Juiced Up Life.
    • The series is an alternate universe version of Sausage Party where the characters are humans, and has no ties to Phineas and Ferb at all.
    • The show airs on Adult Swim.
    • The theme song is Mony Mony by Billy Idol (complete with Doushe yelling "Hey! Hey what? Get laid, get forked!"), and the end credits theme is Outta Your Mind by Little Jon.
    • Similar to The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, each episode opens with a segment done in CGI where the real Doushe has a problem like the one that must solved by Donald in the episode. In order to become human, Doushe opens a magical door that takes him to the human universe.
    • Make Milo Murphy/Donald Francis voiced by Nick Kroll (using his Doushe voice), Melissa Chase/Brenda Bunson voiced by Kristen Wiig (using her Brenda voice), and Zack Underwood/Timmy Goodstrong voiced by Conrad Vernon (using his Twink voice).
    • Donald Francis and his friends are 18 years old.
    • Donald has a pet rat named Mr. Dangles (inspired by Doushe's pet rat from the original draft of Sausage Party), who is able to talk and give Donald advice.
    • One of Donald's catchphrases is "What's that, Mr. Dangles? You have a thought?", which is said when Mr. Dangles looks like he wants to say something to him.
    • Several scenes in the show take place at Shopwells.
    • El Guaco/Edward Green is the main antagonist.
    • There are innapropiate morals, such as: "Everyone has their own opinions on sax", , "The best way to punish people is to force-feed them glass", and "It's okay to be racist".
      • How is "its okay to be gay" a bad moral? Kids gotta learn 'bout Homosexuality somehow in the future.
        • You're right! It is a good moral, but some people, like soccermoms who let their children watch this version of the show and Moral Guardians , despite the fact that the show really isn't for kids would find it stupid. Which brings me to my next point...
    • As a response to people complaining about the show not being suitable for kids, there's an episode called "Donald Francis Viewer Mail #1", which addresses the issue of parents letting their children watch a family-unfriendly show. This episode starts off with Doushe reading complaints from viewers of the show. In response, Doushe does a hypothetical Bowderlized episode of his show to explain that his show would not be as good as it is if it was aimed at children. In the Bowderlized episode, all the innapropiate content is removed in a similar way to how Pooh's Adventures is censored, and Doushe is replaced by a humanized Juicy Box named Jude Barnes. The episode ends with the Doushe and Juicy Box scene from Sausage Party.
    • The musical numbers are replaced by songs that commonly appear on Do Not Play Lists at weddings, such as Blue by Eiffel 65, Every Breath You Take by The Police, My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas, the Grease Megamix, My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion, YMCA by The Village People, You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi, Who Let the Dogs Out? by Baha Men, Gold Digger by Kanye West, and I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor.
    • In one episode, Mr. Dangles does the Chicken Dance.
    • Replace the Dr. Who parody with a Dora the Explorer parody.
    • Everybody is high on atleast ONE drug.

    Razzle Dazzle's Fabulous Days[edit | edit source]

    • The show is named "Razzle Dazzle's Fabulous Days"
    • Milo is renamed 'Razzle Dazzle' and he is a Luan Loud ripoff.
    • Replace Melissa with a dumbed-down Lori from The Loud House.
    • Zack is replaced with Tito Dick from The Nutshack.
    • Include a character named Eggbertieman who is an egg that is a drug dealer.
    • Melissa is a teen mom.
    • One character dies every four episodes.
    • Zack/Tito Dick is a puppet.
    • The musical numbers are replaced with songs about being rude, selfish, etc
    • Milo/Razzle Dazzle's catchphrase is "Bring on the ol' Razzle Dazzle! And that's me!"
    • The theme song is to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas, albeit off key.

    Galavant[edit | edit source]

    • Make it air on Disney Channel.
    • Make it aimed at 6-15 year olds.
    • The series has a pilot movie that is shown in theaters.
    • Isabella becomes the first live action Disney Princess to join the Disney Princess line up.
    • Remove all of the funny and good songs and replace them with songs that sound like modern-day pop songs.
    • Have it take place in a modern-day fairy tale universe, meaning that there is modern-day technology like iPhones, iPads, laptop computers, and flat-screen TVs.

    The Muppets (2015)[edit | edit source]

    • Make it an cartoon series animated in a style that is a cross between Teen Titans Go! and Johnny Test.
    • Add a laugh track to the show.
    • Add Family Unfriendly Aesops to the show.
    • Add the cast of Sesame Street to the show.
    • Instead of being a sitcom parody, it is about the Muppets meeting various Disney characters and parodying the movies/TV shows they come from.
    • Fozzie's girlfriend Becky is replaced by Bing Bong from Inside Out.
    • Pepe has a job at Disney World.
    • Have an episode where they tease a Make A Wish kid instead of doing something nice for him.
    • The Lecture Lady from Elmo's World appears in every episode, and get more screentime than anyone else.
      • BONUS: She does the chicken dance every five episodes.
    • Add lots of toilet humor.

    The Goldbergs[edit | edit source]

    • Make Murray and Beverly swear every few lines.
    • Make Adam a young, 2-year-old toddler girl named Anna.
    • Anna is a huge fan of Teddy Ruxpin, Cinderella, Strawberry Shortcake, Popples, Baby Alive, Cabbage Patch Kids and My Little Pony.
      • And a spoiled brat.
    • Remove the musical numbers at the end of each episode and replace them with a scene where Murray walks around with no underwear.
    • Make an episode about Teddy Ruxpin.
    • Make Anna have a 5 year old sister that's older than her.
    • The show is a rip-off of both Good Luck Charlie and Full House.
    • Add anachorisms to the series.
    • Remove the endings with the home videos based off the episode.
    • Call it "The Life of Anna".
    • Make one episode a Poorly Disguised Pilot for Imaginary Mary, where Mary is Anna's imaginary friend.
    • Any episode refrencing movies or TV shows that aren't for kids (such as The Breakfast Club and The Facts of Life) are replaced by ones about popular kids' things released in the same year or same month as the movie. For example, the episode about the former thing is replaced by an episode where Anna's family goes shopping on the day after Thanksgiving and fight the crowds to get her a Teddy Ruxpin, and The Facts of Life episode is about Anna pretending to go on an adventure with the cast of The Littles.

    How to ruin the episodes[edit | edit source]

    • You Opened The Door: The episode is about Anna getting toilet trained. Half the episode is about the book Everyone Poops.
    • Lucky: Anna has a new baby sister named Ellie instead of a dog.

    My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic[edit | edit source]

    • Have the show aimed at toddlers.
    • The characters talk to the audience.
    • Put it on Nick Jr.
    • The animation is similar to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
    • The show is a rip-off of Dora the Explorer.
    • The theme song is sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
    • Make Pinkie Pie need the bathroom each episode just like in "The Last Roundup".
    • Make Spike a baby dragon who needs constant care and talks in a voice a la Horat from The Nutshack.
    • All of the ponies are princesses and learn stupid lessons about royality.
    • There are sections of the show where the audience has to get up and dance when a tiara is shown on screen, and you sit down when a jewel is shown.
    • Have items similar to Mousketools that are used to solve problems.
    • Remove Discord.
    • The character models look so off that you can't even see their butts when the tails are in your way.
    • Male ponies are not present.
    • AppleJack is replaced with samba de janeiro p1 from just dance 2021

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • Pinkie Pride-The episode is retitled "The Movie Star", and Cheese Sandwich is voiced by Ahmed Best and is a rip-off of Jar Jar Binks, and comes to Ponyville to promote the new Adventures of the Space Ponies film. Also, the part where Boneless dances is replaced by mutiple poor CGI chickens dancing together, and the live action footage of an alligator is replaced by dancing robots, which are also animated in poor CGI, just like the aforementioned chickens.
    • The Last Problem-The timeskip reveals all of Twilight's friends have died, and it's an episode about saying goodbye.

    Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (I know it's not a show but I wanna include it)[edit | edit source]

    • Have the broadway shows fill up the whole telecast (Look up The McDonald's Thanksgiving Parade)
    • Kill off the Falloons in the 2014 parade
    • Goodyear produced all the balloons even after 1984
    • The Cat in the Hat flew in the 1998 parade  
    • The balloons look ugly.
      • And also as ugly as the dumps I took after eating Burger King or something. - MegaToon1234
    • The Parade is taped entirely (like 2020 but everything is pre-recorded)

    Cyborg Kuro-Chan[edit | edit source]

    • Make it an educational preschool 2D-animated direct-to-DVD series for small children.
    • Items similar to the Mousketools from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse are used to solve various problems.
    • The animation is like a 2D version of The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.
    • All fonts used are in Comic Sans.
    • Make Kuro a normal cat instead of a cyborg cat.
    • Dr. Go is a friendly old man instead of a villain.
    • Kill off Kuro's elderly owners and Nana.
    • Make Mi a spoiled princess who is obsessed with Maple Town.
    • Matatabi is a witch.
    • Make Kotaro a 2-year-old toddler who has trouble with basic math.
    • Add the cast of Boku No Pico to the show.

    SuperMarioLogan (Pre-2016)[edit | edit source]

    • All the Mario characters were human puppets from the start, therefore making the show "SuperJeffyLogan".
    • Remove Doofy and Charleyyy.
      • The latter is replaced with Fishy from Bowser's Depression.
    • Comic Sans is the only font that is used.
    • Jeffy appears in all episodes (Just let that sink in). In addition, he is more annoying.
    • Add shoe-horned educational value.
    • Put it on Nick Jr.
    • Chef Pee Pee has a high-pitched version of Doofy's voice.
    • It rips off Dora the Explorer.
    • Record it with a shaky iPad.
    • Rename Jeffy's Bad Word, which is considered the worst episode series, "JEFFY SAYS F WORD!!! OMG!!! RUDE!!!"
    • Joseph and Cody are both female and their names are Codie and Josephina.
    • Bowser Jr./Junior is a 2-year-old named Charles.
    • Ken is a murderer who makes cameos.
    • Remove Jackie Chu in favor of a mentally ill man named John Harrison. Ironically enough, Jackie Twu is not removed.
    • Patrick is 10 times more CWAZY.
    • Add more excessively mature humor.
    • Rosalina/Rose is more braindead than Jeffy.

    Bob's Burgers[edit | edit source]

    • The characters' eyes sparkle.
    • The intro has lyrics, which just say "Bob's Burgers, Bob's Burgers, lalala..." in tune over and over.
    • The backgrounds are loaded with bright colors and smiling objects.
    • The animation is a mixture of Kawaii Crush and The Nutshack.
    • Replace Jimmy Pesto with the BND of doom.
    • Replace Zeke with the V of doom, completing the chain.
    • Everyone that edited The Rapsittie Kids - Believe In Santa edit all the episodes.
    • Everyone is voiced by either Tabitha St. Germain, Lee Tockar, Jennifer Darling, Russi Taylor or Rob Paulsen.
    • Mona from nanaLan' is a major character.
    • Make Linda an anti meat activist and PETA supporter, and have her shirt say "MEAT IS MURDER".
    • Gene's catchphrase is "Fartnuggets!"
    • Bob's catchphrase is "Go away".
    • Have it air on Disney Channel.
    • PETA is heavily promoted in each episode. Plus, Cooking Mama from "Cooking Mama Kills Animals!" frequently makes cameos.

    HOW TO RUIN THE EPISODES

    • In "Boyz 4 Now", Louise is killed off.
    • In "Bob and Deliver", remove the "Movie! Movie" scene.

    Kipper[edit | edit source]

    • Make it in the 2010s decade, with ugly CGI graphics.
    • Make the characters speak to the screen a la Dora the Explorer.
    • Air it on CBeebies instead of Nick Jr. and Sprout.
    • Make the character voices very British and very annoying.
    • Arnold whines a lot.
    • Tiger is removed.
    • Kipper looks nothing like a dog.
    • Arnold's mouth foams every episode, just like in "Pig's Shop".
      • BONUS: He also has rabies, hence the foaming mouth.

    The Kroll Show[edit | edit source]

    • The show is made in 2016.
    • Have the show air on Adult Swim.
    • Make it rated TV-MA.
    • The theme song is a terrible instrumental cover of The Dirtiest Song That Ain't that is played on a toy piano.
    • Have a recurring segment that is similar to the BLAM shorts on Disney Channel.
    • Have the Family Guy and Ted writers write most of the skits. (Some people think that Family Guy and Ted were terrible.)
    • Have a recurring segment about Douche from Sausage Party that serves as a tie-in to the movie's DVD release. Compared to the other skits, these segments would be the best part of the show.
      • Wait a moment, I lied! Only one of these segments is terrible: the first one, which is a rip-off of the Robot Chicken sketch The Emperor's Back, but it retells the entire Douche plot of Sausage Party with random gross out jokes thrown into the story when Douche talks about the other characters in Sausage Party. To make matters worse, this skit is also the first sketch of the first episode.

    Bobby Bottleservice/Gigolo House[edit | edit source]

    • Bobby Bottleservice's catchphrase is "I may have gone too far in a few places!"
    • The Gigolo House is renamed the "House of Man Wours".
    • Eagle Wing is renamed The Dark Besturd.
    • De-age Farley to an 18-year old.
    • Make Peter Papparazzo Bobby's imaginary friend.
    • In one skit, have a scene where Bobby Bottleservice pees on people from a rooftop, similar to that one scene in The Nutshack episode "Duck Karma".

    How to ruin the skits!

    Ghost Bouncers

    • Bobby claims that anyone who liked the Ghostbusters remake is an "exceptional individual".

    Cheatin'

    • Instead of asking Farley if she ate oranges, Bobby calls Farley fat.
    • Have a scene where Bobby Bottleservice curses in a similar matter to the cursing scene from The King's Speech.

    Gigolo H-O-R-S-E

    • The Gigolo Horse group is renamed "The House of Manchildren".
    • Instead of getting kicked out, the Man Wours who get eliminated get killed by the Manchildren.

    The In Addition Tos

    • The Dark Besturd kidnaps Farley instead of Bobby Bottleservice's mother and ropes her. The viewers actually get to see this!
    • Instead of the note saying "We got your ma", it says "I forked Farley", and with the note is a picture of a naked Farley.

    Look Like Dis

    • Look Like Dis is renamed Farley's Fantastic Fashion Show.
    • Bobby wants the show to focus on his imaginary friend.

    Body Bouncers

    • Make this segment a ripoff of Inside Out.
    • Instead of removing his memories of Farley, Bobby must kill his imaginary friend, Peter.
    • Remove the line "We've been reducted and now we're inside my own very much body!" and replaced with "I'm gonna break a promise and kill my very much imaginary friend!"

    Oh Hello[edit | edit source]

    • George and Gil's show is called "The Nursery", and instead of giving people too much tuna, they give stuff meant for babies like diapers and baby formula.
    • Have George and Gil live in a mental hospital.
    • Make George and Gil like children's music instead of Steely Dan songs.

    PubLIZity[edit | edit source]

    • De-age the characters to high schoolers.
    • Make this recurring sketch a poorly-done rip-off of Mean Girls, with Liz being the new girl.

    C-Zar[edit | edit source]

    • C-Zar's best friend is a CGI talking monkey.

    Show Us Your Songs[edit | edit source]

    • Gunter from Sing hosts this recurring segment. (This might annoy some people.)

    Garfield and Friends[edit | edit source]

    • Remove the Garfield segments and only make it U.S. Acres.
    • Make it air in 2012 on PBS.
    • The farm animals instead live inside a Child World toy store.
    • The theme song is a cover of "I Gotta Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas.
    • Make the animation in the same style as Caillou.
    • Have the characters talk to the audience.
      • They do on occasions.
    • Make "Potty Animals" a real episode.

    LarryBoy: The Cartoon Adventures[edit | edit source]

    • Have it air from 2003-2008 on PBS Kids, almost a year after the article's version of VeggieTales (version 1) got cancelled.
    • The show is called "Super Benny's Super Dooper Adventures!".
    • Have items similar to Mousketools that are used to solve problems.
    • Archie whines a lot.
    • LarryBoy/Super Benny's catchphrase is "Smile, Bumblyburg! Say Chuck E. Cheese!"
    • Vicky Cucumber says "like" in all of her sentences.
    • Add random poop jokes out of the blue.
    • Remove Awful Alvin's running gag when he does a villainous dance of villainy, and replace it with him eating beans and farting loudly, which he calls his "Supervillain Fart".
    • Give it a crossover with the article's version of SpongeBob SquarePants, called "Super Benny and Spongey Cheese's Funny Adventure", where Larryboy/Super Benny and SpongeBob have to stop Awful Alvin from destroying the resturant seen in the show.
    • The theme song is sung to the tune to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
    • Add a demented chicken who is a minion of Awful Alvin.
    • The animation resembles Mega Babies, Teamo Supremo, and 12 Oz. Mouse.
    • All the fonts used are Comic Sans.
    • Have bland and boring villians.
    • The superheroes fight the villians by breaking the 4th wall a la Dora the Explorer, and by lame comedy.
    • The show is rebooted in the style of Teen Titans GO!, turning Larryboy from an actual hero into a hero that most of the time doesn't even fight.
    • Add product placement of Chuck E. Cheese.

    Asdfmovie[edit | edit source]

    • Have it air in 2004 on Cartoon Network.
    • The characters look like they're from SMK animated.
    • I Like Trains is replaced with a character yelling "Football!" and a football smashing another character's face in.

    How to ruin the segments[edit | edit source]

    • You're Getting Mugged: The kid gets mugged.
    • You Can't Skate Here: After the kid says "You can't tell me what to do!", a guy says "Football!" and the expectable happens.
    • Mine Turtle: The mine turtle explodes into footballs.
    • I'm Afraid I Caught Your Son Doing Homework: Have the mom say "Yay!" instead of "Where did I go wrong!?"
    • Pie Flavoured Pie: Have the pie football-flavoured. Then, once the football appears, a person yells "FOOTBALL!", and you-know-what happens.

    Mighty Magiswords[edit | edit source]

    • The show is called "Mighty Marijuanaswords"
    • The show promotes Marijuana usage, and says that it is 'something to rely on if you are upset'
    • Make Vambre and Prohyas both drug dealers.
    • One character dies in every 5 episodes.
    • Include lots of bombs and explosions which are all Michael Bay's idea.
    • At the end of each episode, have a 1980's drug PSA be present.
    • Worsen all the character's voices.
    • Have it air on Qubo, and eventually it'll move to Disney Channel.
    • The writers of The Nutshack, Johnny Test, TTG and Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer write all the episodes, alongside Mark from Fuck No TV Tropes.
    • Give it vibes of Puella Magi Madoka Magica mixed in with South Park, Family Guy and The Nutshack.
    • Alongside Marijuana, have it promote homphobia, satanism, insensitivity, racism, sexism, sadism, murder, sexual assault, and physical fighting.
    • Have a controversial episode dedicated to everyone talking about religion.
    • The colors are all very bright and neon.
    • The characters eyes sparkle. All of them.
    • Make the show very dark, insensitive and offensive.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • In "To Boulderly Go", have a scene where Vambre and Prohyas are in a hospital, and they unplug machines connected to small children on life support, and push needles into the children's eyes afterwards.
    • In "Pig Iron", it cuts to live-action clips of pigs being made into bacon.

    Back To The Future- The Animated Series[edit | edit source]

    • Continuous sexual references are present.
    • Include a character named Markus who is a convicted sex offender.
    • Replace Marty with an idiot boy named Joshua who is voiced by Keith Ferguson (using his Bloo voice).
    • Have Jules be an alcoholic.
    • Jennifer is nowhere to be seen, nor are Doc and Clara.
    • Have Verne's catchphrase be "OH EVERYTHING HERE IS JUST FAN-FRICKING-TASTIC", and whenever he says it, his voice sounds drunken and high-pitched.
    • Have nobody do anything for the majority of every episode.
    • Add random potty humor out of the blue.
    • Have it made in 2006.
    • At the end of each episode, a '50s toy commercial plays without any reason or rhyme.

    Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats[edit | edit source]

    • The Catillac Cats are a crime gang.
    • Have the characters ask the audience questions.
    • Have Flamarion Ferreira Films produce it.
    • Have an episode where the Catillac Cats murder a Make A Wish kid instead of doing something nice for him.
    • The animation resembles a mix between Ivor the Engine, The Adventures of Paddy the Pelican, and Don Bluth's work.
    • Have it air on Adult Swim at 2 am.
      • Adult Swim is discontinued because of this.
    • The theme song is an over the top jazz song.
    • The end credits include "BUY OUR MERCHANDISE!"
    • Any horror-themed episode is loaded with jumpscares scarier than the ones from Five Nights at Freddy's.
    • The show makes fun of Keemstar fans, Keemstar haters, people with ADHD, fat people, black people, Jews, members of the LGBT community, bronies, pegasisters, and Autistic people.
    • Various hashtags (like #oscarssowhite and #autism) are used in every episode.
    • There is MOUNTAINS of filler in the episodes.
      • In that case, get ready to play this clip often:
    • The children from 1980s and 1990s Chuck E. Cheese commercials make cameo appearances.
    • A character dies a gruesome death each episode, yet they are alive and well in the next episode.
    • In-your-face shots of the characters appear whenever the viewer doesn't expect it.
    • There is tons of product placement for Chuck E Cheese, Showbiz Pizza, Radio Shack, Magic Mart, Sling TV, Oxi Clean, the Big City Slider Station, Pibb Xtra, Sega games, a re-branded version of Crystal Pepsi called Cleo's Urine in a Bottle, the ASPCA, Red Man chewing tobacco, Camel cigarettes, the Black Lives Matter movement, the XQ Super School Project, the Apple Watch, Android phones, and the Truth anti-tobacco campaign.
      • And after each Red Man product placement, a character says "Buy and then chew Red Man right now or we'll murder you and your entire family!"
    • The music is played on a poor-quality Casio keyboard.
    • People working in Dingo Pictures work on the occasional effects like zooming in their faces when screaming and sound effects like the "wah-wah" sound.
    • Heathcliff's catchphrase is "GET ME GARFIELD ON THE PHONE!"
    • Sonja's catchphrase is "I'm sexy and I know it!"
    • Iggy Nutmeg's catchphrase is "Smile America, Say Chuck E. Cheese"
    • Riff-Raff's catchphrase is "That shit doesn't scare me!"
    • Cleo's catchphrase is "Spank me you pissy slutty kitty cat."
    • Hector's catchphrase is "It's okay to be gay!"
    • Wordsworth's catchphrase is "Abduct all sexy hot male cats!"
    • Mongo's catchphrase is "Duuuuuuuuh, Allahu Akbar!" and whenever he says it, an explosion takes place.
    • Bush's catchphrase is "Always talk to strangers!"
    • Leroy's catchphrase is "Fuck you in the neck!"
    • Each episode ends with the characters going to bed as a sleep-inducing lullaby plays, followed by this being played.
    • Cleo's theme song is "Scatman's World" by Scatman John, for some reason.
    • Hector and Wordsworth's theme song is "It's OK to be Gay" by Tomboy.
    • Leroy is a conservative Christian nutjob.
    • The final episode's first segment is called "Sonja's Suicide" and it's a ripoff of the Red Mist and Squidward's Suicide creepypastas, where Sonja kills herself with a shotgun after Heathcliff is murdered by Hector.
    • Have there be horrible morals, like "Kill members of the LGBT community", "Suicide is an option", "Marijuana is something to rely on if you are upset", "Blame minorities for everything that has gone wrong in your life.", "Don't you demonstrate around the Kajun Ku Klux Klan", and "The Bible declares being a LGBT community member a sin".
    • Cool Cat (from Cool Cat Saves the Kids) makes numerous appearances.
    • The series is aimed for 7-12 year old kids, but like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, it gains a cult following of adult fans called "The Catillac Fanboys".
    • The theme song is a parody of "Scatman's World" called "Heathcliff's World" sung by whoever voiced Heathcliff in the trailer for "Heathcliff in Bad Kitty" and Marilyn Lightstone.
    • Cleo's ringtone is "Blame It on the Rain" by Milli Vanilli.
    • Hector's ringtone is Wordsworth saying "There was an old cat from Des Moines, who put fleas in his sister's... WOAH!!!"
    • Riff-Raff says "I blame this on the Jews!" every time something bad happens.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • In "Off Road Racer", the race is ended when a North Korean missile crashes into the racetrack.
    • In "Kitten Around", Cleo's angry face is flashed onscreen at unexpected points with a clip of a super loud scream.
    • In "Junk Food", the secret ingredient to Mungo's Special is a dead vegan's head.
      • One line is "I fucking hate Devo and rock music. Christ forever!", uttered by Leroy. The episode winds up airing at the same time band member Bob Casale had his death announced, similar to what happened with the premiere of the Simpsons episode "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" and when a re-run of "Family Guy Viewer Mail #2" aired on BBC 3 in 2014. The line would then be cut from future re-runs of the episode.
    • In "Lard Times", Wordsworth and Hector shoot up a conservative Christian church while singing "It's OK to be Gay" by Tomboy.
    • In "Say Cheese", it's a crossover with Spawnjz (aka Spongey Cheese) where SpongeBob murders Riff-Raff with a spatula in the ending scene.
    • In "Heathcliff Reforms", before Hector can say "Change your ways and be nice to your friends, Heathcliff, especially those three cats: Hector, Wordsworth and Mungo." a scene similar to this scene from Clerks: The Animated Series is shown, except the message shown before the "new ending", which is narrated by a drunk-sounding Frank Welker, is this:

    "We're sorry. Due to circumstances beyond our control, the last half of the script for this episode was mistaken for classified evidence by the North Korean government and put in a paper shredder on its way to the Korean animation studio. Luckily, the episode was finished by Riff-Raff. We hope you enjoy the new ending!"

    Just like the scene this is spoofing, the animation in this sequence is done in a mix of cs188's YouTube Poop style with Clockwork Zoo Caillou episodes-esque Flash animation.

    • In "Big Foot", the Bigfoot-like creature is replaced by the Ku Klux Klan, and Riff-Raff, Hector and Wordsworth use Mungo as bait by dressing him up as a African-American gangster.

    Pretty Rhythm Series[edit | edit source]

    • Make each season air on Comedy Central from 2017-2020.
    • The show is aimed at college audiences.
    • The songs in Aurora Dream and Dear My Future are rap songs.
    • In Aurora Dream and Dear My Future, Prism Stone is actually a sax shop.
    • In Aurora Dream and Dear My Future, the Prism Space is a place called "Da Hood".

    Aurora Dream[edit | edit source]

    • The show takes place in Detroit.
    • De-age Kaname to 5 years old.
    • Aira is selected to be a Prism Star after attending an event advertised on those radio ads that ask listeners things such as "Do you want to be on the Disney Channel?"

    Dear My Future[edit | edit source]

    • Mia's catchphrase is "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
    • Make the characters in this season similar to the ones in The Nutshack.
    • Make this season take place in Brooklyn, New York.

    Rainbow Live[edit | edit source]

    • Naru's catchphrase is "Happy shoot you!"
    • Make the songs in this season showtunes, but they are terribly sung.
    • Make the penguin mascots Captain Ersatz of famous characters from Broadway musicals who can't act to save their lives.
    • Replace Rinne and June with Columbia and Frank from the 2016 Rocky Horror remake.
    • The Prism Space in this season is called "Slotway".

    All Star Selection[edit | edit source]

    • The whole season, including the movie, is done in live action.
    • Remove Laala.

    The Ricky Gervais Show[edit | edit source]

    • Have Ricky Gervais talk about PB&J Otter in every single episode.
    • Have it not adapted from the podcast.
    • All the viewer can see is a black screen.

    The X Factor (UK)[edit | edit source]

    • The lines open on Monday morning, six days before the Saturday show.
    • The judges got to decide who wins the series.
    • There is a category for wannabes of previous contestants.
    • Instead of going to deadlock, Simon Cowell gets the deciding vote in the bottom two.
    • Make One Direction win the 2010 series.
    • Have an annoying act who can't sing appear in the bottom two at least four times, always with the least amount of votes, who keeps getting spared by the judges.
    • It turns out the whole thing is staged.

    Button Moon[edit | edit source]

    • We never actually get to see Button Moon.
    • Give it a crossover with the 1970s version of Captain Pugwash.
    • Give it a terrible and unnecessary film adaptation.
    • The spoons are literally just generic spoons with no features.

    Detention[edit | edit source]

    • Re-name it to "Fast Times at Benedict Arnold School".
    • The show has no scenes relating to the characters getting in detention, but rather various tutorials on how to behave in school and to get straight As.
    • De-age all the characters to six-ten year olds who sing baby songs and have trouble with basic math.
    • The characters have to go on stupid quests that are so easy, even babies can do them.
    • The theme song is sung to the tune of the Captain Planet theme song.
      • BONUS: In this version of the show, the theme song is less cringeworthy. The lyrics talking about edginess and/or teenage angst are removed and replaced with lines about doing well in school.
    • The animation for all episodes resembles the unaired version of Some Enchanted Evening.
    • The show has tie-ins with Son of Zorn and Family Guy.
    • Have the show be made in 2016 and it airs on Nickelodeon multiple times a day.
    • Have Lemonjella and Orangejella argue over stupid things in every single episode.
    • Corny running gags are abundant and are used as desperate pleas to get laughs out of the audience.
    • Everyone is voiced by the voice cast from Kuu Kuu Harijuku.
    • The Grimace from the 1970's McDonald's commericals, Ronald McDonald (in the 1950's costume) and Birdy the Early Bird make time to time cameos.
    • In every episodes, there is atleast one TV playing the theme song of Captain Planet in ridiculous slow motion.
    • Add toilet humor in the show.
    • It is even more low budget. By that, I mean the quality is even more poor than the actual show itself.
    • Include an episode that rips off Space Jam.

    The Fairly Oddparents[edit | edit source]

    • De-age Timmy Turner into a preschooler.
    • Too much toilet humor.
    • Timmy is voiced by Bryn McAuley (using her Caillou voice).
    • Every 2 seconds, there is an animation error.
    • The characters' eyes sparkle.
    • Have Poof, Sparky, and Chloe in all episodes.
    • Instead of Vicky simply being an evil babysitter who tortures children, she's also a serial killer.
    • Make it in the late 2000's.

    The Amazing Adrenalini Brothers[edit | edit source]

    • Get rid of the show's humour.
    • Have the Adrenalinis be a generic trio from an existing country.
    • Get rid of all the hardcore stunts.
    • Have every episode take place in the same area.
    • Have all the brothers have the exact same personality.
    • Make it where only one of the brothers appear in every episode.

    Danganronpa - The Animation[edit | edit source]

    A notice before we begin: this ​section primarily (read: solely) focuses on the first season of the anime.

    • Name the show "Danganronpeepoo", despite it having nothing to do with the nasa peepo meme or Nanalan in general.
    • The animation is in the style of The Samsonadzes.
    • The show is somehow controlled by the North Korean government despite being from Japan.
    • Have Sayaka be the Ultimate Despair instead of Junko. We might have to throw the whole "ultimate despair" thing out of the window cuz... you know... next point
    • Kill off the entire cast within the first minute of the first episode. The rest of the first episode (as well as the rest of the show) shows what actually happened before the events of what happened.
    • Monokuma is replaced with a generic serial killer from a low-budget 80's horror movie.
    • Have it be made in the 2000s and dubbed by 4kids.
    • It takes place in Detroit instead of Tokyo.
    • Have the show interrupted with an episode of Tomorrow's Pioneers during the middle of an episode.
    • Make a movie about it and give it a bunch of unessecary direct-to-video sequels.
    • Because it's dubbed by 4kids here, everyone is given very American names.
      • Makoto is named Marcus.
      • Aoi is named Abby.
      • Byakuya is named Barry.
      • Celestia's name stays the same.
      • Chihiro is named Chris.
      • Hifumi is named Harrison.
      • Junko is named Julie.
      • Kiyotaka is named Kyle.
      • Kyoko is renamed Kyra.
      • Leon's name stays the same.
      • Mondo is named Morris.
      • Sakura is named Sally.
      • Sayaka is named Sarah.
      • Toko is named Tori (also she falls in love with Harrison instead of Barry).
      • Yasuhiro is renamed Yale.
        • In addition to the name changes, the dark-skinned characters (Sakura, Aoi and Yasuhiro) are whitewashed, like what 4kids did in their One Piece dub.
    • Give the theme a cringy sing a long, and re-write the whole song to make it similar to the 4kids One Piece theme song.
    • The animation is similar to The Invisible Network Of Kids.
    • When a character dies, the characters ask the audience questions, especially those that they already know the answers to.
    • A laugh track plays at the most unfunniest lines.
    • Make Barry a poor person who is lost in the streets.
    • Each episode is 1 hour long.

    LazyTown[edit | edit source]

    • Remove Robbie Rotten.
      • Without Lazytown's resident memelord, the show wouldn't be the same!
    • Remove all of the songs.
    • De-age Stephanie to a five-year-old.
    • Remove Ziggy and Stingy and replace them with two cats named Stinky and Runt.
    • Trixie says "like" in all of her sentences.
    • Add a lot of toilet humor.
    • Stingy/Runt is a crybaby.
    • Pixel likes drugs over technology.
      • BONUS: He smokes weed every five seconds
    • It is a low-budget YouTube series.

    Numberjacks[edit | edit source]

    • Make either Spooky Spoon or The Puzzler (or both) appear in every episode.
    • Have 0 do literally nothing, since he is too young to do anything.
    • Make a Numberjack for numbers 10 to 99999999999.
    • The series mainly focuses around the 69 Numberjack, the 420 Numberjack, and the 666 Numberjack.
    • Have a -1 Numberjack. Or better yet, add all the negative numbers as Numberjacks!
    • Add Numberjacks for really large numbers lIke Googol and Graham's Number.
    • Add an infinity Numberjack.
    • Include musical notes which the characters sing.
    • Make the animation worse than it already is.
    • The show runs for 47747483838 seasons.
    • Add lots of toilet humor.
    • Remove 5's worst case scenarios.
    • The 9 and the 10 Numberjacks appear several times per episode and talk to the audience saying "9 plus 10 equals 21!". Then the 21 Numberjack appears and sings a song about it. They then reenact the said vine.
    • 1 is renamed to Beanos and snaps everyone out of existence at the end of the final episode.

    Eddsworld[edit | edit source]

    • Make Matt the main character.
      • So it'd be called Mattsworld? Sssshhhhh...
    • Genderbend the 4 main characters and name them after flowers. (Edd - Sunflower, Tom - Rose, Matt - Dandelion, and Tord - Lily)
      • Then, replace Eduardo, Jon, and Mark with normal Edd, Tom, and Matt.
    • Make it an anime, and name it "Super Happy Ultra Joyful Flower Girls!".
    • Have Eduardo/Edd, Jon/Tom, and Mark/Matt blast away at the end of each episode, a la Team Rocket.
    • Rose and Sunflower are killed off in "The End".
    • Lily's Norwegian accent is replaced in favor of an annoying, forced Arabic one.
    • Wipe the "Mirror Mirror" episode from existence.
    • Include a character with white hair, blue eyes and icy blue attire named Forget-me-not who belittles the gang for fun, and her family hates her.
    • The show's fanbase is called "Dandelion Wannabes"
    • The place Sunflower, Rose, Dandelion and Lily live in is called "Happycrappyville"
    • The backgrounds are full of bright and smiling objects.
    • The characters' eyes sparkle.
    • The conflict is 100% non-existent.
    • The music is Disney-esque.
      • Speaking of Disney, the theme song is a parody of "Let It Go" called "Lil' Flower Girls".
    • All the cringey OCs become canon.

    Once Upon a Time[edit | edit source]

    • Remove Henry, Emma, Mary Margaret, David, Regina, Ruby, Granny and Mr. Gold, or kill them off really early in the series.
    • Leave the story's lore with loads of unanswered questions.
    • Remove the episode where Leroy and Mary Margaret sell candles for Miner's Day.
    • The curse doesn't get lifted by the end of Season 1.
    • End the series at the end of Season 1.

    Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?[edit | edit source]

    • Have it made and take place in 2012.
    • De-age Socks, Mitch, and Cubey to toddlers with personalities similar to George Pig, Richard Rabbit, and Edmond Elephant from Peppa Pig respectively. Also, make them minor characters.
    • Replace Robot Jones with a Jewelpet-styled squirrel named Squirrely.
    • It is animated like Will and Dewitt.
    • Add a Marty-Stu rabbit named Nibs and make him Robot Jones/Squirrely's best friend.
    • Too much toilet humor, shock value, and product placement are present.
    • The theme song is to the tune of "Girls and Boys Come Out to Play".
    • Principal Madman is a lot nicer and is renamed Mr. Sweet. Also, make him work at an ice cream parlor.
    • The title of the show is "The Adventures of Squirrely the Squirrel".
    • The music sounds very childish.
    • Lenny and Denny Yogman are stereotypical farmers.
    • Make Robot Jones/Squirrely the pet of Shannon.
    • Each episode ends with a Barney Says-like segment instead of Data Log Entries.
    • Shannon's theme song is "I Can Be Your Friend" from Veggietales.
    • Add a character named Tracy that rips off Tracer from Overwatch (even though Overwatch didn't exist until May 2016, but whatever...)
    • Remove the oil change scene from "Family Vacation".

    Sheep in the Big City[edit | edit source]

    • Remove the fourth wall breaking and visual puns.
    • The characters' names are weird and random, such as General Specific being called Adnasf.
    • The animation for all episodes resembles The Slim Shady Show.
    • Make the titular character actually speak English with a voice provided by Bob McFadden (using his Snarf voice).
    • Replace the Secret Military Organization Base with a Blockbuster.
    • A man who sounds like a vomiting dog sings the theme song in an off-key manner.
    • Not making it a variety show-type format.

    Rugrats[edit | edit source]

    • The original never exists, and All Grown Up is in its place from 1991 until its real ending in 2008.
    • Take out all the jokes made for older audiences.
    • The Dummi Bears are in EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.
    • Include a separate spin-off with Jacobyel's designs for the characters as animals (I.E. Susie is a cow and Chuckie is a lion.)
    • Make Angelica the main character instead of Tommy.
    • WAY too much toilet humor.
    • Reptar is replaced with Barney.
    • Chuckie talks in a robotic voice a la Horat from The Nutshack.
    • The dumbed down baby talk is present in all seasons.

    The Magic School Bus[edit | edit source]

    • The series does not follow the books.
    • The theme song is "All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor with the tune of the Yo Yogi! theme, and the ending theme is the tune of Despacito with the lyrics of Soul Train.
    • The art style resembles The Brothers Grunt.
    • Ms. Frizzle is removed and replaced with Mr Krupp.
    • Too much toilet humor
    • Remove Carlos' puns.
    • No educational value.
    • Remove Keesha

    Villainous[edit | edit source]

    • Re-name the show "Villainous: Black Hat's World".
    • Have it air on Treehouse, despite it not being really aimed at the channel's age demographic (toddlers and grade primary students).
    • The animation is similar to the animation from 2NE1's music video for "Hate You". (search up "2ne1 hate you song" and you'll see it)
    • Give it a terrible, albeit unnecessary film adaption, and give it several direct-to-DVD sequels.
    • Every time Demencia appears, she sings "What Harm Can It Do?" from U.S. Acres without any rhyme or reason.
    • 5.0.5 is able to speak realistic English.
    • Give Demencia the ability to shoot lazers out of her fucking eyeballs.
    • The entire series takes place in the Heroic AU, and the characters from that AU (White Hat, Clementia, etc.) are all part of the main cast.
    • The reasoning behind Flug's paper bag is revealed in the first short produced.
    • The voice actors are changed. Black Hat is voiced by Rick Bailey, Flug is voiced by Rob Paulsen, Demencia is voiced by Bryn MacAulay, and 5.0.5's growls and noises are provided by sound effects straight out of iMovie.
    • All of the characters, save for 5.0.5 and Black Hat, are de-aged to pre-teen children.
      • Black Hat is their caregiver/guardian and 5.0.5 is the family pet. In addition to this, have Black Hat act very lazy, and doesn't care about his children (Flug and Demencia), only keeping them to make him look good.
    • The characters from the Heroic AU are a part of the main cast, also serving as Black Hat's kids.
    • Make Demencia's catchphrase "Do it!", and she says it in EVERY. SINGLE. SHORT.
    • Black Hat breaks the fourth wall more than he already does.
    • There are mountains of filler in the shorts.
    • Include product placement for Fuddruckers, Pepsi, Crystal Pepsi, the XQ Super School Project, the Apple Watch, the Truth anti-tobacco campaign, McDonald's McSpaghetti, the iPhone X, Lemon Up shampoo, and Motorola phones.
    • Most of the shorts take place in the dangerous areas of Australia and Brazil.
    • Everyone uses the -fag suffix like there's no tomorrow.
    • People working at Dingo Pictures provide occasional special effects.
    • Shoddy dinosaur roars are constantly heard.
    • Completing the chain of youtubers voicing in the show, the american dubs has every voice actor be famous youtubers, including LOGAN PAUL.

    How to ruin the shorts![edit | edit source]

    The Perception of Evil

    • Replace the sandwich with a Big Mac for some shameless product placement.
    • Remove all the Black Hat clones except Fanservice!Black Hat and Dopey!Black Hat.
    • Have Demencia fall in love with the Dopey!Black Hat clone instead.

    Ice Cream of Fear

    • Have Black Hat make 5.0.5 eat the ice cream off the floor.
    • Remove the scene where Black Hat screams at the ice cream.

    Bigger, Badder

    • Make it so it's similar to a macro fetish fanfiction.
    • 5.0.5 becomes the size of Asia and kills everyone, but everyone comes back to life in the next short except Black Hat and Flug. At the end of the episode, Black Hat and Flug do the chicken dance.

    Squeak

    • The portal Black Hat rips open is a portal to none other than... McDonaldland.
    • Reverse the roles of 5.0.5 and Demencia.

    Horribly Heavy

    • During Black Hat's introduction scene, there is a TV showing an airing of Captain Planet playing in ridiculous slow motion.
    • Demencia's "We all floaaaaat." line is replaced with her screeching some unidentifiable English.
    • 5.0.5 eats the floating orb, then shits it out onscreen.

    Wearing Evil

    • Demencia cosplays as Hatsune Miku (or some generic lolicon) instead of Black Hat.
    • Black Hat isn't revealed to be disguised as 5.0.5.

    Bad Security

    • Dr. Flug gets killed off from a lazer shooting into his heart. BUT HE COMES BACK IN THE NEXT SHORT.

    The Portrait Of Evil

    • Remove the scene where Demencia acts even remotely adorable as almighty hell. Aka, the whole god damn thing.

    Sculpting Evil

    • Remove the statues of Demencia holding raccoons and Dr. Flug doing that pose. but which one
    • The Statue Device isn't broken.

    The Note Of Destruction

    • Demencia is crushed by Black Hat's organ and somehow survives.
    • At the end, Demencia and the rest of the cast do a horribly choreographed (and sung) cover of Lollipop by 2NE1 and BIGBANG.
    • Black Hat plays a 10-minute loop of Butterfly by smile.dK on his organ for ten minutes in an attempt to make everyone deaf.

    A new wave of shorts is coming soon and the pilot is coming in 2018. Ty Alan we love you <3

    Ren and Stimpy[edit | edit source]

    • It is like Adult Party Cartoon.
    • Ren acts like he does in Ren seeks Help.
    • Mr. Horse is a gay brony.
    • Powdered Toast Man makes references to memes that were funny back in 2009.
    • Happy Happy Joy Joy sounds like the Caillou theme song.
    • Ren and Stimpy whine and cry like Caillou constantly.
    • It is made in late 2007.

    Rocko's Modern Life[edit | edit source]

    • Make everyone think Rocko is a fish.
    • Turn Heffer into a fat squirrel named "Fatty" who is Rodney from Squirrel Boy's long lost cousin.
    • Turn the show into an anime and rename it "Teh epic bigheds show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
      • OK, aside from that last part, turning the actual show into an anime would be awesome.
    • Make Mr. and Mrs. Bighead the main characters.
    • Have Heffer/Fatty pee his pants every 5 seconds.
    • Remove the episode "The Good, The Bad, and The Wallaby," thus no Gib Hootsen.
    • Rocko doesn't work at a comic book store.
    • Rocko isn't fleeping adorable.

    CatDog[edit | edit source]

    • Cat and Dog have the same personality: annoying idiots.
    • Remove Lola Caricola.
    • The music consists of loud, barking dogs and screechy cats.
    • Make Winslow the main protagonist.
    • The show is called "Winslow's Super Show".
    • Replace the Greaser Dogs with the Mega Babies.
    • Cat is voiced by Danny Goldman (using his Brainy Smurf voice) and Dog is voiced by Debi Derryberry (using her Digital from RoboSplaat! voice). As for Winslow, he is voiced by Charlie Adler (using his Cow from Cow and Chicken voice, but a tad more annoying).
    • Have it air in 2013 on PBS Kids (laughing stock much?).
    • Add product placement for Meow Mix.

    Glee[edit | edit source]

    • Kids screaming are constantly heard.
    • It is entirely made by It's A Laugh Productions and it airs on Disney Channel.
    • Coach Beiste is a normal everyday coach, but make him a highly agressive bulldog.
    • Rachel, Mercedes, Tina and Quinn are 7 years old and are girly girls.
    • Finn is a whiny brat.
    • Rename the show "Finn and Friends"
    • Will Schuester, Sue Sylvester and Emma Pillsbury are loudmouths.
    • The conflict is non-existent.
    • The theme song is an annoying version of "I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65.
    • Artie is a 3-year-old spoiled toddler with a personality similar to Caillou.
    • A laugh track plays at the unfunniest lines.

    Little Einsteins[edit | edit source]

    • It airs on Kids WB.
    • Replace all of the art and music with DeviantArt fetish art and with KidzBop music.
    • The episode plots are repetitive.
    • Rocket is evil.
    • The animation looks like a mixture of Rugrats, Family Guy, The Simpsons and 12 Oz. Mouse.
    • Let the writers of The Simpsons and Rugrats write all the episodes.
    • Leo throws tantrums constantly.
    • June and Quincy are racist stereotypes.
    • Anne acts like Jar-Jar Binks.
    • The series get rebooted, with live action.
    • The theme song was more like a ballad of screaming cats, along with continual belching into the microphone.
    • Big Jet is replaced with the Viacom V of Doom.
    • Have the show end on a cliffhanger after 1 season.

    Shopkins[edit | edit source]

    This section has been deleted due to the fact that most of its fragments have been copied from mine I added for the Star Vs. section of the page. I know I copied some too, but it was not in high amounts, as that is the only time it is to do so on this page. Just 10 fragments or so is okay in my book, but literally 99% of this section was plagiarized. The creator of this section can re-claim it if they wish to.

    Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat[edit | edit source]

    • Make Timebomb a character. In addition, he ges the most screentime. (If you know, you know.)

    Scream Queens[edit | edit source]

    • Include a narrator who does nothing but state the obvious.
    • It airs on the Disney Channel.
    • Add toilet humor into the show.
    • Let Chad, Chanel and Zayday be the Red Devil killers instead.
    • The characters break the fourth wall every other minute.
    • De-age Chanel #5 to a third grader who is very shy and meek.
    • Make Grace a hypocondriac, and her illness is completely exaggerated and poorly researched.
    • It is revealed that Chanel loves halloween due to an odd halloween party she had in middle school, and there was a non-fatal school shooting at the party, as well as actual human skeletons and decomposing limbs.
    • In order to get Chanel to take him back, Chad says that the shooter at the party would do the same.
    • Add mountains of product placement for Fuddruckers, Pepsi, McDonald's McSpaghetti, Lemon Up shampoo and Motorola phones.
    • It is entirely directed by Michael Bay.
      • To quite from Boone, "Michael Bay - the greatest director of all time."
    • In the series finale (Drain the Swamp), the final scene shows Ingrid's spooky ghost sitting on the toilet constipated and she shouts "Dang!" as the last line of the show.

    OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes[edit | edit source]

    Version 1[edit | edit source]

    • The show airs exclusively on YTV, and hogs the schedule in a fashion similar to Teen Titans Go.
    • The animation is of similar quality to that of the animation for The Ultimate Showdown by AlbinoBlackSheep. The animation is done on a Cray X-MP Supercomputer and the characters are drawn in the art style for Pop Team Epic.
      • I (Pixel) personally adore Pop Team Epic, but its art style would be out of place here.
    • The budget is seriously low.
    • Fill the show with unfunny, outdated pop culture references.
    • Everyone is voiced by either Laurie Hymes or Derek Stephen Prince.
    • In every episode, there is a camera that moves into places where it shouldn't.
    • Make Elodie a major character, and have her be in a lesbian relationship with Enid.
      • BONUS - The two of them perform the LoliStep from Lolirock in every second episode.
    • Gar lectures the employees of the bodega about drugs and how harmful they can be in every episode, but in some episodes he can be seen smoking copious amounts of marijuana to cope with the fact Carol turned his romantic advances down for Laserblast.
      • That makes Gar a hypocrite.
        • ...No shit?
    • Red Action is murdered brutally in the first episode she appears in ("You're Everybody's Sidekick") due to a LGBT-related hate crime. In addition, the Hue Troop does not forgive her for stealing the crystal.
    • Enid throws hormone-related crying fits in every episode. In addition to this, everyones' personalities are also seriously derailed.
    • The E-N1D from OK K.O.! Let's Play Heroes is a reccuring villain.
    • In every episode, there is product placement for the iPhone X, the Apple Watch, the Truth anti-tobacco campaign, Lemon Up shampoo, and Motorola phones.
    • The characters use the fag suffix like there's no tomorrow.
    • Every 3 seconds, there is an animation error, and creepy faces show up every 5 seconds, especially when the viewer least expects it.
    • Every time a character moves a body part, a Johnny Test-esque whip crack sound effect is heard.
    • A character (save for K.O.) is seen being viciously murdered by Lord Boxman in each episode, but the murdered character appears alive and well in subsequent appearances as if nothing happened.
    • K.O., Enid and Rad commit crimes together in each episode and somehow don't get caught for them.
    • The musical numbers are replaced by songs that commonly appear on Do Not Play Lists at weddings, such as Blue by Eiffel 65, Every Breath You Take by The Police, My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas, the Grease Megamix, My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion, YMCA by The Village People, You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi, Who Let the Dogs Out? by Baha Men, Gold Digger by Kanye West, and I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor.
    • Give the theme a cringey-as-fuck sing a long, and re-write the whole song to make it similar to the 4kids One Piece theme song.
    • The Boxmore work building is replaced with the BИD Mask.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • Rad Likes Robots
      • Shannon and Rad both kill themselves together by consuming cyanide-laced Kool Aid upon learning that they cannot be together. Despite this, they end up being alive and well in the next episode.
      • Remove the scene where Darrell snaps his fingers in a Z-formation.
      • Rad's face is not in the moon during Shannon's musical number.
    • Back In Red Action
      • Due to Red Action being deceased in this page's version of the show, Enid spends the day with Elodie instead and set up a funeral with the Hue Troop in Red's honor.
    • T.K.O
      • Remove the scene where K.O. (as T.K.O) says "It's not a phase, Mom!".
      • Include a scene where T.K.O. flies, and crashes, into two skyscrapers which causes an explosion.
        • TL;DR - Add in a reference to 9/11.
      • Carol tries taking T.K.O. to therapy, but it does not work out. The latter ends up killing his therapist in a bloody fist fight. Despite this, Carol doesn't turn him in to the authorities.
    • Villains' Night In
      • Remove the scene where Shannon, Mikayla, Darrell and Fink play Golden Statue, and have it be replaced with Shannon recording Fink throwing a temper tantrum, and uploading it on YouTube to the masses.
      • Fink does not end up turning into T.Fink.
    • A Hero's Fate
      • K.O. does not go on the quest with Hero.
      • Instead of throwing a pool party, Rad and Enid spend the break inside binge-watching shitty Netflix docudramas instead.
    • No More Pow Cards
      • K.O. throws his pow card collection in the volcano.
      • Dendy does not end up getting her own card.
      • Give it even more racist undertones.
    • We've Got Fleas
      • K.O., Enid and Rad's animal forms are drawn in Jacobyel's art style.
      • Mikayla ends up helping K.O. and the gang change back to humans, and fills in Potato's role in the episode.
      • K.O. and the gang go to a furry convention at some point in the episode.
      • Dendy does not make a single appearance.
    • Let's Be Friends
    • You're Everybody's Sidekick
    • Everybody Likes Rad?
    • Plaza Prom
    • Second First Date
    • Stop Attacking the Plaza
    • The Power is Yours!
      • Remove all the references to Captain Planet.
      • Brandon and A Real Magic Skeleton end up violently murdering eachother after fighting over who gets the wind ring.
    • Parents Day
      • Enid ends up staying as a witch for the rest of the series.
      • Remove the scene where Rad gets possessed and dances on the dinner table. That was literally the highlight of the episode.
    • Plaza Prom
    • We're Captured
      • Remove Shannon's diarrhea song. Every other funny scene in the episode is also removed.
      • Make Fink a ripoff of Lisa Loud. (I mean, they both have the same voice actress!)
    • Villains' Night Out
      • The whole episode is just replaced with a Pop Team Epic-styled series of skits (like in the actual PTE anime), but with Professor Venomous (as Pipimi) and Boxman (as Popuko). That's something I'd pay money to see.

    Version 2[edit | edit source]

    • The show was created by Michael Bay instead of Ian Jones-Quartey.
    • The show airs on Toonami from Winter 2017 to the present day, with a TV-PG rating.
    • Turn it into a epic fantasy sci fi horror instead of action adventure comedy, and have it rip off elements from Todd McFarlane's Spawn, Rat Bastard and Learning with Pibby: Apocalypse.
    • The animation for the show is in CGI looks like a blend of aforementioned Tom and Jerry (2021) and Space Jam: A New Legacy, as well as the horribly wretched movements of Norm of the North, The Lorax, and Free Birds and the downright terrifying movements of The Banana Spilts Movie.
    • K.O., Enid, Radicles, Dendy, Shy Ninja, Neil, Rodrigo, Dr. Sphinxen, Rex Th' Bunny, and Small One are photorealistic CGI animated animatronics look nothing like their 2013 pilot and 2016 shorts counterparts.
      • K.O. is a clone of Jenny Wakeman and that resembles Kuro-chan from Cyborg Kuro-chan and Dracula from Hotel Transylvania. Toonami will eventually get sued by Nickelodeon, Kodansha, and Sony Pictures Animation for copying their character.
        • Tara Strong voices K.O. by using her Raven from Teen Titans Go voice instead of Courtney Taylor.
          • And his voice is super creepy! YIKES!
        • K.O.'s eyes sparkle.
      • Radicles uses a golden axe to chop robots.
        • Eric Bauza voices Radicles by using his Fleegle voice instead of Ian Jones-Quartey.
      • Enid uses sharp teeth to bite robots.
        • Megan Fox voices Enid instead of Ashly Burch.
      • Dendy is a clone of Clemont from Pokemon XY.
        • Zendaya voices Dendy by using her 2021 Lola Bunny voice instead of Melissa Fahn.
        • Dendy kills other robots than Ernesto.
        • She to shoot lazers out of her eyeballs.
        • She smoke weed.
        • She instead shoots larger Darrell.
        • She appears in EVERY episode, no matter what, and gets more screentime than anyone else.
    • Shy Ninja, Neil, Rodrigo, Dr. Sphinxen, Rex Th' Bunny, and Small One are the major characters.
      • Nancy Cartwright voices Shy Ninja by using her Kip Kangaroo from Shirt Tales voice instead of Melissa Villaseñor.
        • Shy Ninja acts like Coconut Fred by abusing her friends and causing disasters.
      • Rob Schneider voices Neil by using his Norm the Polar Bear voice instead of Chris Niosi.
        • Neil behaves like Jeffery Fecalman from Family Guy.
      • Charlie Sheen voices Rodrigo by using his Dex Dogtective voice instead of Parker Simmons.
        • Rodrigo is a Scrappy-Doo-type character.
      • Kristen Bone voices Dr. Sphinxen by using her Maggie from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast voice instead of Constance Shulman.
        • Dr. Sphinxen has the personality as Daffy Duck from Depatie-Freleng, Format Films, and Seven-Arts eras of Looney Tunes.
      • Tom Kenny voices Rex Th' Bunny by using his Tux from Out of Jimmy's Head voice instead of Robbie Daymond.
        • Rex Th' Bunny is a Bubsy Bobcat-type character.
      • Maria Darling voices Small One by using her Amelia from Rubbadubbers voice instead of Kari Wahlgren
        • Small One is a clone of Big Bird and that resembles Golem Bomber from Super Bomberman R and Goliath from Gargoyles, Toonami will eventually get sued by Sesame Workshop, Konami, and Disney for copying their character.
    • Remove Mr Gar and Carol.
    • K.O., Enid, Dendy, Shy Ninja, Neil, Rodrigo, Dr. Sphinxen, Rex Th' Bunny, and Small One are just murdering robots instead of destorying them in their own ways, except Radicles, which he chops robots with an axe.
    • The Plaza had their minions, The HeroBots, which are robots that resemble Emmet/Junior/Migo hybrids.
    • They sing covers of pop culture songs.
      • They also sing "Chasing the Sun" and "No Lie".
    • Remove the "Let’s Watch the Show" or have it heard only once in the season one finale.
    • The show theme song is a dark techno remix to the show's theme song.
    • Make it too scary.
    • Writers known for the worst Family Guy episodes ever made write all episodes.
    • Have all characters swear.
    • The animation is done by Sony Pictures Imageworks (the guys who animated The Emoji Movie and Green Lantern)
    • Fill it with unfunny pop culture references that are just there to be edgy.
    • The background music is horror themed (I bet that makes it for adults rather than children).
    • Have TMNT 2012-esque ending scenes at the end of each episode.
    • Make the violence extremely graphic.
    • The characters catchphrases are:
      • K.O.’s catchphrase is "That shit doesn't scare me!"
      • Enid's catchphrase is "Fuck you!"
      • Radicles' catchphrase is "I might have gone in too many places!"
      • Dendy's catchphrase is "Smile, Boxmore! Say Chuck E. Cheese!"
      • Shy Ninja’s catchphrase is "Oh, when I catch you you're gonna get a god damn good killing!"
      • Neil’s catchphrase is "Screw Jesus and praise the Beatles!"
      • Rodrigo’s catchphrase is "Excuse me, Sphinxen!"
      • Dr. Sphinxen's catchphrase is "That's not right!"
      • Rex Th' Bunny’s catchphrase is "Who cares about Boxbots? Boxmore is gonna be Destroyed!"
      • Small One’s catchphrase is "When in doubt, kill it good!"
    • Add explosions in every episode.
    • There are random Sonic Says-esque morals, but all of the morals are edgy and offensive messages such as "Nobody will never leave the cyberpunk plaza, EVER!", "Suicide is an option", etc.
    • Have product placement of McDonald's, KFC, Nintendo, SEGA, Facebook, etc. in the show.
    • Make the development similar to Twelve Tales: Conker 64.
    • Make it a live-action animation hybrid like Alvin and the Chipmunks.
    • Lakewood Plaza Turbo is renamed to the Plazaocaust.
    • Lord Boxman was instead the only one that wasn't destorying the plaza anymore.
      • Lord Boxman's sidekicks are Whisker the Puffin and Tammy the Arctic Fox.
        • Derek Stephen Prince and Laurie Hymes voices Whisker the Puffin and Tammy the Arctic Fox.
      • Boxmore had their own army, the Boxbots of Doom.
      • Boxman shoots K.O., Enid, Radicles, Dendy, Shy Ninja, Neil, Rodrigo, Dr. Sphinxen, Rex Th' Bunny, and Small One with the crystal bombs.
    • Have it overuse memes that were funny back in 2009.
    • Add a laugh track to the show.
    • The show is more dark than it is comedic.
    • The show is produced by Platinum Dunes and Williams Street.
    • All the OCs become canon.
    • Shitty trends are featured.
      • K.O. dabs.
      • Shy Ninja floss dances.
    • It is set in the cyberpunk future-like setting.
    • The series is made to be a huge cash cow.
    • The poster and DVD covers are set in the cyberpunk plaza with the K.O., Enid, Dendy, Shy Ninja, Neil, Rodrigo, Dr. Sphinxen, Rex Th' Bunny, and Small One wearing tuxedos, except Radicles, which still wears an armor.
    • It feels like Five Nights at Freddy’s instead of My Hero Academia.
      • BONUS - Gory jumpscares are abundant and unexpectedly appear at random moments just to tease and scare us.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • Rad Likes Robots
      • Remove the scene where Darrell snaps his fingers in a Z-formation.
      • Rad's face is not in the moon during Shannon's musical number.
    • Back In Red Action
      • The episode is called "The Alienator" and the entire episode is a The Terminator-like episode with K.O., Enid, Radicales, Dendy, Shy Ninja, Neil, Rodrigo, Dr. Sphinxen, Rex Th' Bunny, Small One, and Red Action to fight off Xenomorphs.
    • T.K.O.
      • The episode is called "Choas T.K.O.".
      • Remove the "It's not a phase, Mom!" line.
      • Chaos T.K.O. is Lord Boxman's invention and that is it resembles Mi from Cyborg Kuro-chan.
      • Include a scene where Chaos T.K.O. destroy a skyscraper which causes an explosion.
      • Dendy tries taking Chaos T.K.O. to prison from Kung Fu Panda, but it does not work out. The latter ends up escape from prison and vanquishing the guards in a bloody fist fight. Despite this, Dendy doesn't turn him in to the authorities.
    • Villains' Night In
      • Remove the scene where Shannon, Mikayla, Darrell and Fink play Golden Statue, and have it be replaced with Shannon recording Small One playing Roblox and she gets a rage at Roblox, and uploading it on YouTube to the masses.
    • A Hero's Fate
      • Enid, Radicles, Dendy, Shy Ninja, Neil, Rodrigo, Dr. Sphinxen, Rex Th' Bunny, and Small One will join on the quest with K.O. and Hero.
    • No More Pow Cards
      • K.O. throws his pow card collection case in the volcano ends up buying a new one instead.
      • Give it even more racist undertones.
    • We've Got Fleas
      • K.O. and the gang go to a furry convention at some point in the episode.
      • Dendy ends up turning into a axolotl.
    • Let's Be Friends
    • You're Everybody's Sidekick
    • Everybody Likes Rad?
    • Plaza Prom
    • Second First Date
    • Stop Attacking the Plaza
    • The Power is Yours!
      • Remove all the references to Captain Planet and replaced it with all the references to Fena: Pirate Princess instead.
    • Parents Day
      • Remove the scene where Rad gets possessed and dances on the dinner table.
    • Let’s Fight to the End
    • We're Captured
      • Remove Shannon's diarrhea song.
      • Make Fink a ripoff of Lisa Loud. (I mean, they both have the same voice actress!)

    Death Battle[edit | edit source]

    • Every fight is animated by Jacobyel
    • Every fight is researched by whoever researched Sub-Zero vs Glacius
    • Every fight ends with the loser getting sent to another dimension instead of dying

    Ella the Elephant[edit | edit source]

    • Have Ella be a spoiled brat who is addicted to weed.
    • Have Ella's Magic Hat swear and be an alcoholic.
    • Frankie talks with a voice similar to a boy going through puberty, and is also a known pickpocketer.
    • Have Tiki be smarthphone addicted.
    • Have Belinda insult her dad.
    • Make every character swear, fart or burp every 5 seconds.
    • Have the show run for 50 seasons and air on Nickelodeon and Adult Swim.
    • Add lot of sex and toilet jokes.
    • Too much smartphone culture.
    • Only bad morals, no good ones.
    • Have A Punjabi By Timmy Trumpet as Theme Song
    • Lot of product placement

    How To Ruin Episodes[edit | edit source]

    • In Camp Ella slender attacks Ella and Tiki
    • In Safety First one of kid are hit by meteorite
    • In Ella Elephant Sits have a georgie getting hit by bowling ball and only cry so loud that you barely hear other characters
    • In Hello Dolly doll are cursed.
    • In Tiki's Snow Fun there yeti that eats every character
    • In Ella's Sleepless Sleepover Mayor Blue are hosting an party.
    • In Ella's Dance Off there twerking contest where M.I.L.F.$ By Fergie are played

    The Office (US version)[edit | edit source]

    • Make Michael Scott get annoyed more often.
      • Be prepared to watch the video on the right often...

    The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy[edit | edit source]

    • Make the art style look like Kris Wilson's art style.
    • Make Mandy have a nose.
    • Use child voice actors to voice the kids in this show.

    Crystal Tipps and Alistair[edit | edit source]

    • Add dialogue to the show.
    • Sounds effects are added to the show.
    • Have Slapstick to the show.
    • Alistair gets intro Naughty Things like Throwing up and Punching in the Face.

    Doris (TV series)[edit | edit source]

    • Replace the Talkative sounds with Talkative dialogue to the show.
    • The show had Slapstick.
    • New Characters added: Inventor Cat and Small Kitten.
    • Running Gag: Marlon Loses his Glasses at times when he trips or bumped into somthing.
    • Doris sometimes did naughty things like picking her nose like in the episode "Bad Manners", Punching someone or herself in the face and Tell Rude Jokes.

    Puppydog Tales (AKA: Rosie & Ruff in Puppydog Tales)[edit | edit source]

    • The Characters' Mouth moves on the show
    • Ruff can threw Tantrums at times.
    • The show had Slapstick on this.
    • Ruff does Naughty Things like picking his nose, Punching someone or himself in the face, Telling Naughty Jokes and Step someone on the foot.
    • Characters added: Crystal Tipps, Alistair, Birdie, Butterfly, Doris, Marlon, Macho cat Leo, Cavecat, Coolcat, Magicat, Rastacat and Spacecat.
    • Running Gag: Scratch keeps Faking a Heart Attack several times, Sniff hitting himself on the spare, Ruff stealing Rosie's Collar at times and Rosie steals Ruffs Collar at times when he's not listening.

    Meeow![edit | edit source]

    • Have the Show have Slapstick.
    • Have Toilet Humor to the show.
    • Daddy is Renamed as Dad.
    • At the end of some episodes, MaisieMac did a Creepy Thing when she wiggles her fingers or waves goodbye to the veiwers.
    • At this second, The characters appears to be off-model at times have Creepy/Scary Faces.
    • Running Gags: Marjorie McKitty slaps MaisieMac, MaisieMac loses her Clothes, Archie faking a Heart Attack and The Purrdy Twins slaping each others.

    Sergeant Stripes[edit | edit source]

    • Make the show have Toilet Humor.
    • Make the show have Slapstick.
    • Fluffy Mouse cries and whines alot at times.
    • Running Gag: Arabella Giraffe keeps crashing and hurting when she rides on Mike the Bike, Inspector Hector Vomits, Stripes hits Himself and Ronnie Rabbit pulling Pranks on someone else.
    • Pip Pig does some Humor jokes and keeps dropping his Lamp shade.
    • PC Harker keeps getting drunk in the beginning and at the end of some episodes.

    Schoolhouse Rock![edit | edit source]

    • No educational value.
    • Have More Toilet Humor and More Slapstick to the show
    • On this spilt-second, The characters are off-model at times.
    • At times, the animation is more choppy like Meeow!.
    • Make the Bill and Boy from the song "I'm Just a Bill" appear in every songs.
    • No Verb (thus no first example of a black superhero in animation)

    Clutch Cargo[edit | edit source]

    • Replace Syncro-Vox (Live Action Lips) with animated mouths. (wait that'd be good)
    • The show have more Slapstick and more toilet humor.
    • Replace Still frame animation with frame-by-frame animation. (wait that'd be good)
    • Make Paddlefoot speak and make him drunk.
    • Spinner throws Tantrums and Whines alot of times.

    Mr. Bean[edit | edit source]

    • It's not Rowan Atkinson.
    • There is only one voice actor who uses the same exact annoying voice for everyone.
    • The theme song is in country style.
    • It is animated and looks similar to Teen Titans GO! and the backgrounds are recycled from The Problem Solverz.
    • Each episode is 2 hours long.
    • The humor is cliché and unfunny.
    • And it's also offensive.
    • Teddy is replaced with a singing Justin Bieber doll named Moto Moto.
    • There are 6000000 seasons.
    • The reboot uses Norm of the North-esque animation.

    Unikitty[edit | edit source]

    • Make it not based off The Lego Movie.
    • Master Frown is revealed to be 3 tiny children in a doomlord robe, and Brock is their sentient pet rock they raise together.
    • Buffycorn is Puppycorn's permanent form.
    • Pet Pet appears in Dr. Fox's science lab at all times, and slowly forms a scary, terrifying, Jeff the Killer-esque face as the series progresses.
    • Master Frown regularly reads hentai manga and leaves them all over the floor like a sleazy fuck.
    • Touhou product placement is in every episode. (OK, that'd be awesome)
    • The animation looks like something out of Dingo Pictures.
    • The theme is a parody of Green day's American Idiot (Sound familiar to you?).
    • Make the development similar to Twelve tales: Conker 64.
    • The writers of The Nutshack, Johnny test and Grandma got ran over by a reindeer write all the episodes, alongside Mark from Fuck no TV Tropes.
    • The characters talk to the audience.
    • Put it on Nick Jr.

    The Tomfoolery Show[edit | edit source]

    • Have too many toilet humors
    • The Fastidious Fish screams and yells like Tom the Cat when he's rage.
    • Add some Cyborg Kuro-Chan Characters to the show.
    • The Umbrageous Umbrella Maker does some mean things like punching someone in the eye, kicking someone on the leg, Headbutting on someone else, throwing up and Faking a heart attack.
    • The theme song to the show is the tune of Meeow! theme song.
    • For some seconds there is an animation error.
    • The Enthusiastic Elephant gets drunk and sick at times.
    • The Scrooby Snake is an awful snake.
    • The Yonghy Bonghy Bo likes to eat some sausages and pizzas.
    • Have the show lasted for four seasons.
    • Bananaman made a cameo on one episode.

    Pelswick[edit | edit source]

    • The show had too much toilet humors and slapstick.
    • Kate cries and whines alot of times.
    • Gram-Gram is an stupid old lady who cooks some steaks for dinner.
    • At the end of the last episode, Mr. Jimmy dies being falling to death.
    • Boyd is a anti-hero thug who beats someone up.
    • Ace & Goon are dumb lazy guys who headbutts someone else.
    • New characters are added: Mario Head (Mario Teaches Typing 2), Sarah (Ed, Edd n Eddy), Pero (Puss n' Boots (Toei), Joe Swanson (Family Guy), some Meeow! characters and some Nontan characters.
    • Have the show aired on Cartoon Network instead of Nickelodeon in the USA.
    • Running Gags: Pelswick hurts his legs, Boyd punches someone's eye, Julie faking a heart attack, Mr. Jimmy throws up, Gram-Gram spanking Pelswick's Legs and Kate hurts her head.

    Fly Tales[edit | edit source]

    • Make the show ran for 10 minutes.
    • Make the Fly and other bugs speak english.
    • The Fly threw tantrums and cries alot.
    • Too Much toilet humors.
    • Have the characters voiced by Craig Bartlett, Patrick Warburton and Jeff Lumby.
    • Add Mario Head from Mario Teaches Typing 2 to the show.
    • Running Gags: Someone throws up, The Fly poops, The Fly looses his shoes, When humans fakes a heart attack and The Fly hits himself.

    Welcome to the Wayne[edit | edit source]

    • You don’t. You don’t make it bad. The Wayne can’t be ruined at ALL. If you do, face the wrath of me and the Gyre, mark my words.

    Harvey Street Kids[edit | edit source]

    • Have the intro of the show sound like annoying gibbering.
    • Make the Harvey Girls unlikeable such as having Audrey being a annoying non stop talkative girl, Dot being all boring with a blank stare not amused look, and Lotta being the one out of the three who cries a lot like a cry baby.
    • Make the animation and style of the show look like Pickle and Peanut.
    • Put a lot of gross out humor and disgusting moments on the show.
    • Make the Bloogey boys ugly like this thing
    • Speaking of which,make the fighting banana realistic like that guy
    • Have the show use a lot of random out of nowhere moments with some photoshop images.
    • Put a lot of pop culture references.
    • Give Tiny a annoying catchprase where he always says "Binga!" every time.
    • Remove Bobby the Elder and Billy the skunk. (Sorry Roger Craig Smith but at least you still have Pinkeye)
    • Get rid of stu and replace him with hyun-seok
    • Put a raccoon dance scene in an episode where it shows the raccoons doing a bunch of twerking, dabbing, and flossing.
    • replace richie rich with donald trump

    Puerto Papel/Paper Port[edit | edit source]

    DISCLAIMER: I like the show, and I like Matilda, but I have to mess up the show for the section of this article. Respect me for the Spanish culture I bring to the US.

    • Have it air on Adult Swim in the United States.
    • Have the show flash-animated, simular to Total Drama, Pencilmation, and Clang Invasion combinded.
    • Matilde/Matilda is perverted, dim-witted, and self-confident.
    • Carlos/Charlie is perverted, mean-spirited, and dim-witted.
      • He uses 90's slang every episode.
      • He impregnates Matilde in a sex scene from an episode in the uncensored version.
        • The glue bottle acts like a rubber pink sword in an episode once, and Matilda uses it.
    • Have the show try HARD to be funny with innuendos every 2 minutes, pop-culture humor, edgy black humor, and fast-paced random humor.
      • Simular to Hazbin Hotel, the Cyanide and Happiness Show, Family Guy, Teen Titans Go!, American Dad!, AOK and Arfenhouse.
    • In the US dub, Matilde is voiced by Anna Kendrick, Carlos is voiced by James Corden, Ferni is voiced by Ricky Gervais, Boldo is voiced by Eddie Murphy, and Mortimer is voiced by Cameron Diaz.
    • Barbacrespa is perverted, crazy, and dim-witted.
      • Mortimer turns out to be Barbacrespa's wife in the theactrical movie.
    • Replace Norman the Smelly with Gumball's grouchy self from the Amazing World of Gumball episode "the Downer".
      • He is light purple, and wears big shorts, and a turtleneck sweater. His name is "Mister Mean".
    • The catchphrases are "Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo!", "FrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickfrickFRICK!!", "GET YER DANG PROFILE TO ME!", "Weed Eater!", "Do it!", and "Harder, daddy!".
    • Have the episodes be 20 minutes long, and commercial-free.
    • Have product placement for Charmin toilet paper, Surge (a drink from Coca-Cola), Burger King, Trojan condoms, Godfall for PS5, and National Geographic magazines.
      • In some episodes, either Matilda or Charlie sing about the product and threaten the viewers if they don't buy it.
    • Ferni asks the audience random questions like "Why did the chicken cross the road?", "Can you help me find Matilde?", and "Can you tell the birds and the bees?".
    • Make Boldo's father a crazy Five Nights at Freddy's/Hazbin Hotel/Piggy fan.
      • Piggy is a popular Roblox game that parodies Peppa Pig.
    • Have a crossover episode with Mister Pickles.
    • Make the storylines no sense, Angela Anaconda style.

    How to Mess Up the Episodes![edit | edit source]

    Matilda Todos Los Dias

    • a Sex scene occurs with Matilda's parents.
    • the Magic coconut is replaced with a magic watch, simular to Ben 10.

    Alergia Climatica

    • The music is replaced with the farting duet from Family Guy.
    • Lollipop Kid is renamed to 3P1C SUCK3R K1NG!!11.
      • Lollipop Kid's theme song is "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" by Skrillex.
    • The characters reuse quotes from Wallace and Gromit: the Curse of the Were-Rabbit, and TMNT: Turtles in Time.

    Flatulencias del Tiempo

    • They are playing CrazyBus on the Sega Genesis.
    • The walls in Barbacrespa's house have LJN logos.
    • The music is replaced with Hong Kong 97 music.

    Risas, Mentiras y Video

    • The standup tape is replaced with "How to Ratatwang Your Panda" from the Amazing World of Gumball.

    Transportilde

    • Matilda takes a dump every time. She rockets herself while taking a dump back to the previous place she's in. She also covers the squirell while taking a dump.
    • While doing a sponsor for Charmin, Matilda says "Buy this toilet paper right now!!".

    La Palabrota

    • Make Sausage Party show up in Paper Port's theaters.
      • the Oinkinator is a character in this movie.
      • Matilda and Charlie hump each other throughout the episode.
    • Matilda also says the n-word and many other curse words, even the ones that the Angry Video Game Nerd came up.
      • It was uncensored, and that episode can be found online on Vimeo.
    • Matilda can still talk, even though she transformed into a pig.

    Battle For Dream Island[edit | edit source]

    • Make Announcer host all 4 seasons. EVEN IDFB, WHICH ISN'T EVEN A COMPETITION.
      • Well, he is the host, so he can do whatever he want!
    • Four and X don't exist.
    • Surfshack Tito joins instead of David, and goes on to win the 1st season.
    • The show is made by Greenyphatom2009/Robert Stainton.
    • Random logos (most notably the Sony Wonder, CTW, and Cinar logos), the Rocket Power theme song, and the Bananas in Pajamas theme song will constantly appear out of nowhere.
    • Make Spongy a SpongeBob ripoff.
    • Foldy, Stapy, Liy, and Loser are replaced by Fat Lois, in the navy p4,Fred Flintstone's club, and melvin from harvey girls forever
    • Loser/Melvin is a demonic entity.
    • Firey is an Expy of Fireheart from Warrior Cats.
    • The challenges involve committing crimes such as murder, arson, theft, and getting high on weed.
    • Surfshack Tito is a Gary-Stu that wins every challenge.
    • Add in Berry from TMM: A La Mode and make her even more Sueish.
    • The characters have Syncro-Vox mouths and buff limbs that look out of place.
    • Pen's real name is Loudbelly instead of Ben.
    • All of the characters are voiced by MCAP.
    • BFB is renamed Battle for Big House, and has a crapload of Nathaniel Bandy references.
    • Rocky can speak, but the only words he can say are "BUP", "SHOUTOUTS TO SIMPLEFLIPS", "CRINGE", "CRAP", "YOUR MOM GAY", and "BERRY IS MY WAIFU".

    Goosebumps[edit | edit source]

    • The show is made in the late 90's and early 2000's by Schneider's Bakery.
    • It airs on Nickelodeon instead of Fox Kids, and is made without the permission of R.L. Stine.
    • The show is more cheesy than it is dark.
    • Slappy appears in each episode to throw around some lame puns and pop culture references.
      • BONUS: He has a really annoying voice.
    • The laugh track is constantly spammed.
    • After there are no more books to adapt, all of the episodes are either sequels or original stories that are more lame than they are scary.
    • The show gets a reboot to coincide with the 2015 movie, which is nothing more than yet another kidcom.
      • BONUS: The protagonists are the Game Shakers, except Fred Figglehorn is their investor instead of Double G, and Kenzie looks way too much like Retasu Midorikawa.
    • The bare feet of the characters are constantly shown, sometimes right in front of the camera, for Dan Schneider's sexual pleasure.
    • When a character dies, their actor actually dies, and for the sequels, they have to find a new actor.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • Say Cheese And Die:
      • Add a scene in which Greg goes around taking pictures of random things. During this montage, he takes a picture of two towers, and when the picture prints out, it shows nothing but rubble. As Greg turns the other way, a plane smashes into the towers. This results in the episode getting banned after 9/11.
        • BONUS: It becomes lost media.
      • Shari actually dies instead of getting kidnapped by Spidey and losing her memory.
      • Instead of the stairs falling, Spidey's whole house falls down. Greg and Shari manage to get out, but Fish is crushed and killed.
      • Spidey is a giant spider that can speak.
      • At the end of the episode, Greg takes a selfie to commit suicide, followed by Spidey gunning him down.

    Lizzie McGuire[edit | edit source]

    • The animation on the animated alter ego of Lizzie McGuire animates creepy and cheep.
    • Paolo gets drunk and be dumb at times.
    • Have Toilet Humors on the show
    • Vomit puns and Scaredy Cat jokes are added

    Hey Arnold![edit | edit source]

    • On the Brainy Gag, Captain Falcon's voice is heard saying "Falcon Punch!" when Helga punches Brainy.
    • Make Gerald and his family not african-american.
    • Oskar laughs annoying and creepy like Peter Griffin and Spongebob.
    • Stinky was a stinky boy who is a skunk kid.
    • Have more toilet humors on the show
    • Grandpa Phil takes a dump over on the cat.
    • Abner eats everything.
    • Phoebe hurts her knee while hissing like Peter Griffin at times.

    King of the Hill[edit | edit source]

    • Replace Hank Hill with Ronald McDonald.
    • Removing everything funny.
    • Removing the "Meet the Manger Babies" episode from existence.

    Invader Zim[edit | edit source]

    • The show airs on Kids WB instead of Nickelodeon, and airs from 1999 to 2008 instead of 2001 to 2006.
    • Zim is an ugly shade of yellow instead of green, and also has rainbow eyes that constantly flash and fire lasers.
    • Make Dib a popular football player that makes friends with Zim instead of enemies, has a dad named Teddy that works for Activision, and have him be voiced by Jake Brennan using his 2015 Richie Rich voice.
      • BONUS: Instead of Dib being Zim's enemy, a random kid named James is.
    • Zim is voiced by Vincent Martella using his Phineas voice.
    • Gaz is a ripoff of Elmyra that is in love with Gir.
    • The music is just some guy beatboxing WAY TOO CLOSE to the microphone.
    • Gir is a talking toaster named Joey that lives in Zim's kitchen, along with a microwave named Alex and a blender named Gary.
      • BONUS: They sing a song at least once an episode.
    • Whenever Zim gets mad, he goes into a swearing fit, similar to Fowlmouth from Tiny Toon Adventures, except it's completely uncensored.
    • Gaz and Dib aren't siblings.
    • Add in the Wheel of Morality segment from Animaniacs, except Yakko is replaced by Zim, Wakko is replaced by Dib, and Dot is replaced by Gir/Joey.
      • BONUS: The only morals are “Suicide is an option”, “Drugs are harmless/Drugs are things to rely on if you're sad”, “No baby is born heterosexual/Babies can determine their gender”, "Everything can be the way you want it", "You always win if you're good", "You will be safe when catching stinging insects in your hands", "Strangers are friends you haven't met", "The complainer is always wrong", "Kill members of the LGBT community", "It's never okay to ask for help", "Don't you demonstrate around the Kajun Ku Klux Klan", "The Bible declares being a LGBT community member a sin", and "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams".
    • Give it a crossover with Super Duper Sumos.
    • The animation is reminiscent of Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls.
    • Replace the actually funny jokes with Family Guy-esque cutaway gags.
    • As a response to people complaining about the show not being suitable for kids, there's an episode called "Viewer Mail of Doom", which addresses the issue of parents letting their children watch a family-unfriendly show. This episode starts off with Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir/Joey, Alex, and Gary reading complaints from viewers of the show. In response, Zim does a hypothetical Bowderlized episode of his show to explain that his show would not be as good as it is if it was aimed at children. In the Bowderlized episode, all the innapropiate content is removed in a similar way to how Pooh's Adventures is censored, and Gaz is replaced by Bridget Verdant from Mew Mew Power. The episode ends with Zim and Dib singing Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People.
    • Make Zim a rabid Rick and Morty fan.

    How to ruin the episodes![edit | edit source]

    • The Nightmare Begins: Earth is referred to as "The Dark Planet" in this episode, a la Escape from Planet Earth. It begins with Zim volunteering to go to Earth, followed by him crash landing in Area 51 and being taken hostage before Dib busts him out and gets him a disguise.
    • Dark Harvest: Zim eats people instead of harvesting their organs.
    • Parent Teacher Night: Zim's Roboparents are GoAnimate-esque parents that ground Zim for every little thing he does. At the end of the episode, he makes them explode by force feeding them Cheese Nips, just like in this commercial.
    • The Wettening: Instead of being allergic to water, Zim is allergic to Coco Pops, and James tries to poison him with Coco Pops. After Zim learns about this, they settle it with a Fortnite dance-off that Zim wins.

    Grojband[edit | edit source]

    NOTE: Just like the Supernoobs section of this page, this section of the page isn't meant to be taken seriously!

    • The show is renamed "Corey's Messed Up Life" or "Grojband: Welcome to the Grojworld"
    • It airs during the graveyard slot of Nicktoons daily. As of "Dreamreaver" parts 1 and 2, it is moved to Teletoon. Later on, it airs on Treehouse as a overnight program for kids.
    • No Wicked Cool Transitions.
    • The plant from "One Plant Band" appears in Corey's garage at all times, and slowly forms a scary, terrifying, Gurgles & Bug-Man-esque face as the series progresses.
    • Corney (Corey x Laney if you're an uncultured swine) doesn't become canon.
    • Every 30 seconds, Corey foams at the mouth for no apparent reason.
    • Corey's inspirational aesops are replaced with morals that pop up in Movie Maker style, and the morals are often "You always win if you're good", "Drugs are things to rely on if you're sad", "Strangers are friends you haven't met", "The complainer is always wrong", "Everything can be the way you want it", "Kill members of the LGBT community", "Suicide is an option", "It's never okay to ask for help", "Don't you demonstrate around the Kajun Ku Klux Klan", and "The Bible declares being a LGBT community member a sin".
    • All the musical numbers are just Corey and the guys singing about educational topics, such as how to do math, helping the city recycle things, and the science of water droplets. 'Cause those little bastards are in flight, y'all!
    • Laney is an arsonist who probably killed a man.
    • The show is cancelled in the middle of the first airing of "Curse of the Metrognome" RIGHT BEFORE THE CORNEY KISS, and the full episode is then leaked onto the internet.
    • The Newmans make even LESS appearances.
    • NOT GIVING LANEY A SOLO. She really deserved the one she got!
    • The show, despite airing in North America, is controlled by the North Korean government. Hmm...
      • Corey prays to a picture of Kim Jong-un in every episode. Whenever this happens, Laney plays the Soviet Union Anthem on her bass. Oh, the irony!
    • Corey's catchphrase is "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" and he says it in EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.
    • Corey and the guys get gigs after attending events that are advertised on radios that ask listeners things such as "Do you want to be on the Disney Channel?"
    • Every episode takes place in the glorious land of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
    • Have Pomann Sound do the sound effects.
    • Have this show created by Cartoon Pizza, and having Jim Jinkins create, animate, and design the show.
    • Everybody's voices are different. For example:
      • Corey has the same voice.
      • Laney is voiced by Constance Shulman (Using her Patti Mayonnaise voice)
      • Kin and Kon are both voiced by Fred Newman (Using his Skeeter Valentine voice)
      • Trina is voiced by Tara Strong (Using her Dawn Swatworthy voice)
      • Mina is voiced by India Ennenga (Using her Pinky voice)
    • Have Mina shout in a VERY LOUD, IRREVERSIBLE voice in the series finale to Trina. She will then shout "SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!" in the same tone Pinky used in the episode "Pinky and the Big Rainy Day" when she shouted "LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR ME TO THINK BIIIIIIIIIG!". And make it so loud that you can't hear the others.
    • Make Mina speak in Pinky's Season 1 voice.

    The Real Ghostbusters[edit | edit source]

    • Name the show "Let's Go, Ghostbusters!" to lure in fans of Filmation's Ghostbusters. The show was renamed to "The Real Ghostbusters!!" in season 2 because they were basically asking to get a lawsuit.
    • Peter is voiced by Dave Coulier throughout.
    • Ray, Egon, and Winston were never voiced by their original voice actors, and Winston was also never voiced by Buster Jones. The only consistent voice actor is Frank Welker as Slimer and Slimer only.
    • Janine has her season 3 appearance in Season 1, then gets her Ghostbusters II look in the alternate season 3 (This is technically impossible since this season came out in 1988 but whatever), then her curly hair look in season 4, then her poofy big hair in season 5, then her season 6 look would add short sleeves to her shirt and leggings under her skirt, and in season 7, her face would represent Lady Jaye (she's a badass in her own respect, but she looks nothing like Janine, let's be real)
    • In the end of each episode, let's say, with the exception of Citizen Ghost and Future Tense, end with somebody yelling "Slimer!" whereas Slimer shrugs at the camera with a circle fade out and applause.
    • Replace the titular characters of "Mean Green Teen Machine" with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but they act like regular high school bullies instead of anything else, and also call them the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in both the US and UK release, and insist that these versions of them should only be called the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles.
    • The Bogeyman is actually Slimer playing a cruel prank on Egon, either in "The Bogeyman Cometh" or "The Bogeyman is Back". Just not both, that would be repetitive. We are merciless, but not cruel.
    • Samhain would appear in every October episode of the Real Ghostbusters after the success of "When Halloween was Forever", and ABC would hype it up as "this huge event", when in reality, people hated it so much that it went away... when season 7 ended in October 1991. People hated these Samhain events since it went against the part where Samhain was waiting patiently in the containment unit waiting for another chance to strike.
      • However, the comic where Samhain said "EVENING EVENING EVENING" and this warlock named Phineas (auto-correct wants me to change this to Josephine) split into four and told some people in Europe to get rid of evil spirits in places like the Stonehedge to get rid of Samhain was canon.
      • Another episode was when Samhain told the sun to never rise again and he told the clouds to never reveal it again just in case, and Phineas Eventide came back to tell Winston to go talk to the sun and convince it to rise again.
        • Both of these episode were praised, but "Halloween 1/2" wasn't well received, but it did make a lot of money.
      • The prime time special "The Halloween Door" isn't canon to this alternate version of the show, but luckily, the school assembly scene still is. The Winston Zeddemore voice actor isn't Buster Jones or Arsenio Hall, though, so Winston sounds really bad.
    • Winston's catchphrase was "Including the Junior Ghostbusters!" after the success of the Bogeyman's return episode.
      • Two of the Junior Ghostbusters, Donald and Catherine were great characters that actually followed continuity, but Jason's character was as fastly-paced as Egon and Janine's relationship - which means nothing since the Real Ghostbusters isn't exactly continuity based.
    • Elon Spengler, Egon's brother in the ABC television special "The Earth Day Special", is canon to the cartoon and predates Elon's appearance in "The Earth Day Special".
    • Yukari Yakumo is a canon character. She is the narrator to the episodes "Hanging by a Thread" and "The Man Who Never Reached Home" and she is the long-time rival of Slimer, ever since the episode "Take Two".
      • Tad from Finding Nemo is also canon and is considered as Yukari's "child".
    • "Ain't So NASA-ssarily So" is replaced by an episode of the Ghostbusters flying Evangelion-like robots that happened to be sponsored by NASA and also they also fight evil giant ghosts who are on vacation, but the Ghostbusters are merciless. The Shinji parody is voiced by a 9-year-old and the screenwriters take pride of it and the Asuka parody is a reoccurring romantic rival to Janine. Egon, throughout the series, does not care about any o f them, but soon confesses to Janine in Extreme Ghostbusters.
    • "Janine, You've Changed" was never a canon episode. Rather, a fanfiction similar to it was released in 1997.
    • "Citizen Ghost" was never a flashback episode. The evil Ghostbusters that were in the original episode were still the original outfits of the Ghostbusters, but they were also linked to an evil ghost that throws up ectoplasm named, guess what, Puker, and they owned Rin Kagamine's road roller.
    • Vocaloid 2's Rin Kagamine turns out to be the final boss of the whole show, up with the big dogs like Gozer, Cathulu, Wat, and the now not canon Boogaloo.
    • Slimer has the ability to eat anything, except for humans. He can even eat other ghosts, but they cannot be class 5 full-roaming vapors, and they cannot be as threatening as Gozer, Wat, or even the Grendel.
    • The show was animated in Japan for a while in real life, so in this version, the characters have sparkly eyes and hair highlights. Their hair blows in the wind a lot, final proton pack attacks have magical girl anime sequences and names, and the characters are able to act in bouncy anime ways. The art style can get confused with Urusei Yatsura, Cowboy Bebop, or most frequently, Avatar: The Last Airbender.
      • Also, mouth flaps. And freeze frames. And some other things you'd never want to see in a Western cartoon but are okay with in a stylized anime.
    • The show is canon in the Touhou universe, BUT luckily, the show shares some of it's cooler elements, like the music, some derivations to character designs like Sandy van Sanders and Helen Shreck, and bullets. The show had a lot of bullets for a TV-G show, and it was only okay because the show said "bullets bad". The kids loved it, but the parents didn't.
    • Egon is a sugar addict. Not a real addict, of course, but cocaine jokes are usually in Peter's resume. At least one per season except for season 7.
    • Peter once said "I hate Mondays." and the show got sued, only to realize it was a wholesome reference. Then "Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue" became part of the episode list of the Real Ghostbusters.
      • Peter then started to stay suff like "I hate Spring" and "I hate Slimer" and "I hate the Emmys"
    • Ray got deleted from the show in season 3 due to irrelevancy. He came back in season 6, replacing the episode "Janine You've Changed" in the alternate timeline. His original voice actor did not come back for the show so Frank Welker voiced him for the time being and people really liked it.
    • Mrs. Rogers’ dress is Wat. She was wearing it the whole time.
    • In season 7, are these superhuman forms called “Neo-mode”. Peter’s hair turns a vibrant green while in his Neo-mode, and can break windows. Slimer has an orange Mohawk in this form and cannot be identified as a ghost. He can run like an orange blur, despite being green. Janine has green highlights in her hair and can fly and throw heavy objects. Egon, Ray, and Winston get their forms in toys, the old 90’s comics and the IDW comics. Their forms are technically not canon to the original show.
    • Trevor and Phoebe from Ghostbusters: Afterlife appear in an episode and they have an existential crisis.
    • Janine has turned from a woman who has "quit many jobs for this" into an 18-year-old girl in her first job five seasons in to appeal to younger girls. The other characters‘ ages are also redacte