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    Top 10 Worst Pokemon. Just like this, but different.

    Pokeballuser890

    I like all pokemons execpt Majikarp. He deserves nothing.

    SpaghettiMawn

    man

    10: Cincinno

    9: Meowstic (specifically the female one)

    8: Watchog

    7: Oricorio

    6: Geodude

    6: Graveler

    5: Zubat

    4: Roggenrola

    3: Klinklang

    2: Vanilluxe

    1: Garbodor

    MissingNo

    Revising this at another time.

    Moon Snail

    10. Pokémon

    9.Deserve

    8.Respect

    7.Regardless

    6.Of

    5.Design

    4.Or

    3.Competitive

    2.Value

    1.Victini

    NyanGirToastNinjaShadow

    10. Rattata

    9. Pidgey

    8. Jynx

    7. Smoochum

    6. Magikarp

    5. Shiftree

    4. Magmar

    3. Swalot

    2. Drowzee

    1. Probopass

    CompliensCreator

    So looking back, it seems way back in the day I was suffering from Bad, Wrong Opinions!

    Unfortunately.

    I'll talk about this some other time, but truth be told, I like most Pokemon! There are really only five or so I dislike in any capacity, and even then they're not that bad. Just sorta... subpar, and heck I respect anyone that does like them. Different people have different tastes! Anyway whatever. I'll post here soon enough.

    Kyle Prince (Ooooo76666)

    The first 5!

    20. Gengar (Wish he was the ginger.)

    19. Mankey (learns stupid moves, growlfeyy design, negative stat and much stupider hp.

    18. Haunter (OK, so let me get this. Gastly + Evolution = Haunter. WHY GAME FREAK, WHY?! HE HAS TERRIFYING MOVES.)

    17. Qwilfish (Whadafuq? A fish with quills? That is so terrifying.)

    16. Ho Ho... I MEANT HO OH (Mascot of Gold, terrible voice acting scene on Pokerap GS, and freaky design.)

    The second 5!

    15. Lugia (Mascot of Silver, terrible voice acting scene on Pokerap GS, Weird and CREEPY design, and... Ho Oh's brother.)

    14. Smoochum (Needs to be boy, But weird design and UNSTANDABLE voice acting on Pokerap GS.)

    13. Sneasel (Smeargle's un-painting Brother, Part of "Teddy VS. Sneasel" line on Pokerap GS, and weird design.)

    12. Jessie as a Venomoth (Just Jessie with Wings. WINGS.)

    11. Nidorino (Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.)

    The top 10 WORST pokemon is up! Now, The third 5!

    10. Pupitar (...A pupa, which is grey, Then evolves into a monster instead of a green flying Pokemon. Seriously?)

    9. Shiftry (Mispelled Shiftree on NyanGirToastNinjaShadow's submission) (HMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)

    8. Snubbull (DUH. 75% female and 25% male. STUPID. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE. Hate it MORE.)

    7. Natu (Baby Xatu.)

    6. Shucky I meant Ralts (This Pokemon has a terrible name.)

    The FINAL 5! (or so??)

    5. Luvdisc (Too thick.)

    4. Kingdra (This is WORSE THAN Horsea.)

    3. Arceus (Kinda really good for others, BUT STUPID AND THICKER THAN LUVDISC FOR ME.)

    2. Patrat (Boo. Watchog is better than him.)]

    1.5 is Tyrantrum. He has a horrendous design, horrendous stats, and my sister's Tyrunt evolved to this nonsense piece of poop, Then I released him. What a horrendous Pokemon.

    AND NOW... YOU JUST HEARD WHAT #1 IS... WE ALL KNOW... OMG WHAT THE HECK,

    MAGIKARP!!!!!!!!! (HE IS TOO WEAK, TOO THICK AND SUPER EASY TO DEFEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    DIE MAGIKARP AND LEAVE ALL POKEMON EXCEPT MAGIKARP LIVING!!!


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    This is my ending.

    Please add more!

    Or see RubbadubbersFTW DoraFTL's sinning of this section!

    Theinvisiblehotdog

    I'm only doing 5 since 10 is too hard

    5. Bellsprout

    This pokemon has awful moves, only 300 in base stats, but it has good pokedex descriptions.

    4. Magnemite

    Same as 5.

    3. Porygon-Z

    IT'S UGLY!

    2. Magikarp

    You would expect me to put this at 1, i know, but this one at least has a cool evolution.

    1. Unown

    This takes up TWENTY-EIGHT cards! And it's only attack... hidden power. At least the hidden power could instant K.O. an ugly Aipom.

    Nitzan Mask the Slump God

    Woo!

    I hate this job (yeah)
    I'm 'bout to quit (yeah)
    And I'ma tell you right now how I'm finna do it, listen

    I'm gonna walk to the back office to the restaurant
    Kick the door off the hinges
    Then I'll smash up the room and steal all the ink for the printer
    'Cause that shit's expensive
    Then I hit the whole place with a glitter bomb (ooh)
    Then I grab the PA and I switch it on (what?)
    'Cause I got something to say on the intercom
    "Attention customers, I did your mom"
    I'll tell 'em, everyday the cook puts his feet in the crème brûlée
    And I'll walk out and I'll be smiling
    As all the patrons riot behind me

    It'll feel so good when I'm walkin' out
    I'ma give 'em something to talk about (yeah)

    Fuck this job
    Fuck this job

    I hate this job (yeah)
    I'm 'bout to quit (yeah)
    And I'ma tell you right now how I'm finna do it

    I'm 'bout to walk right out of this awful place
    I'm gonna scream real loud in my boss' face
    I really wish I could burn this place down, like in Office Space
    I might end up goin' to jail, yes, I just might catch a case, uh
    Put the printer in the parking lot and crush it with my car
    Give the company a Yelp review of only one star
    Send a memo to the people over at H.R.
    And it says, "If you need me, I'ma be at the bar"

    It'll feel so good when I'm walkin' out (when I'm walkin' out)
    I'ma give 'em something to talk about (yeah)

    Fuck this job
    Fuck this job

    I hate this job (yeah)
    I'm done with it (yeah)
    So repeat after me if you're ready to quit
    Say, "I quit" (I quit)
    "I'm walkin' out right now" (I'm walkin' out right now)
    Say, "I quit" (I quit)
    "And I ain't comin' back" (And I ain't comin' back)
    Bitch!

    You gonna do it? You gonna walk out?
    Yeah, yeah, of course
    But, but, but not right now, y'know?
    I owe my grandma beer money
    Yeah, man, yeah
    My Verizon bill's due

    WarpZone64

    10. Wingull: The worst regional bird, and that's saying something, since the Pidove line isn't on this list, and many people consider the Pidove line the worst regional birds, even though I don't mind them. Wingull, and by extension, its evolution, are Pokemon that I am sick and tired of. They're the Zubat of regional birds, to the point that ever since it's been introduced, it's been in every main series game except for FRLG and B2W2. However, FRLG gets a pass, since it's a remake of the Gen 1 games, so it only doesn't appear in B2W2. And even then, Pelipper, which is its evolution, appears in B2W2, so you can breed for a Wingull in those games! Bottom line: When you play the Hoenn games, stick to Tailow instead.

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    Madi

    Gothoria's evolutionary family.

    mrferrett

    10.solrock: i always thought solrock was a good idea but was executed terribly but looking back on it its just plain ugly

    9.luatone: same as solrock but its a moon and is uglier

    8.pinurchin: its a lesser snom, thats it

    7.impidimp: it looks weirdly naked and i hate it

    6.blipbug: i like the evolved forms its just this one looks like a nerd you would see get bullied in a movie

    5.eiscue:the pun makes it worse it just looks like a weird funko pop

    4.jynx: its just rasist

    3.mr.rime: better mr.mime because you don't see its face as much

    2.bonsly: its a small gross tree thing that makes other pokemon in this list look amazing

    2.mr.mime: its sucks in all terms nothing about it is good

    Destroyer of ALL Galaxies

    I hate no Pokemon. Except for Whimsicott. Whimsicott's a fucking bitch that I will never love.

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