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    • (The episode starts with the Rubbadubbers on the model train.)
    • Oro: Chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff, whoo whoo! Benjie and Sis' train is swimmin'! All aboard! All aboard!
    • Fluffy: And I heard them say this train is carrying gold!
    • All (in unison): Gold?
    • Krow: Err, well, is that good or bad?
    • LaMarr: Good, Krow. Very good. People think gold is very important.
    • Krow: Even more important than bubbles?
    • Oro: Much, much, much, much, much more important, Krow.
    • Krow: (amazed) Ooooh!
    • Borodō: When's the train leaving? I want to make the train sounds. Chuff chuff, arr, arr, chuff chuff.
    • Chu: Piiiii-chuuuuuuuuu! Piiiii-chuuuuuuuu!
    • Fluffy: Good whistle, Chu!
    • Mary Jane is flying through the air.
    • Mary Jane: Nyeeeeow!
    • Oro: Hey Mary Jane! Are you going to ride in our train?
    • Mary Jane: No thanks. I'll stick to flying! Eeeeowww!
    • Oro: Ok. I'll drive.
    • Fluffy: But I wanted to drive, Oro.
    • Krow: I'll stoke the engine, shall I?
    • Krow pretends to shovel coal into the train’s firebox.
    • Oro: Oh, that looks like fun. Uh, can I stoke?
    • Fluffy: You just said you were driving! Stoking is Krow's job.
    • Oro: But I can stoke and drive.
    • Krow is disappointed.
    • Krow: Uhhh, OK.
    • Chu: (imitates whistle noise) Eeeeee-weeeeee! Eeeeeee-weeeeeee!
    • Borodō: Chuff chuff, arr-arr, chuff chuff!
    • Oro: Chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff.
    • Borodō: Hey! Chuffing is my job, arr-arr-arr!
    • Oro: (makes whistle sound) Whoo-whoo!
    • Chu: (squeaks at Oro angrily)
    • Fluffy: Oro! What are you doing? You can't drive, stoke, chuff and whistle!
    • Oro: I can.
    • Fluffy: No, you can't!
    • Oro: Can! (sighs) If only this were a real train, I'd show you I could do everything!
    • (enters dream world. He is dressed as a train driver and is controlling a train travelling through a desert. On board are Fluffy and LaMarr as his passengers.)
    • Oro: Heeeeeyyyyyy! This is a real train! (gasps) So that means, I'm a real train driver! Swimmin'! I can do everything! I can . . . blow the whistle (pulls on a string of beads, the whistle sounds, he gasps in amazement). I can stoke (he shovels soapy, bubbly water into the firebox)...and there's loads of chuffing! This is swimmin'!
    • Fluffy: Excuse me, mister train driver. You look very busy. Can I help?
    • Oro: Errr, no thank you, sir. You're a passenger, you just enjoy the ride.
    • LaMarr: I’m a passenger too, but I could blow the whistle if you want.
    • Oro: No, no, no, no, no, no. Thank you very much, sir, but I've got it all under control. I don't need any help at all, thank you.
    • Fluffy and LaMarr (in unison): (they are upset) Aww!
    • Oro: This train is a very special one. It's carrying . . . . . gold!
    • Fluffy and LaMarr (in unison): (amazed) Gold?
    • There is a large safe at the back of the train.
    • Oro: Shhhhhhh! Yes, real gold. So, I have to be in charge.
    • Fluffy: Well, if you're sure-
    • LaMarr: (shocked) Oh no, no, no! Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-train robbers!
    • The Mighty Train Robbers (Borodō and Krow) appear from a hill in the distance. They are wearing eye masks and bandanas over their faces.
    • LaMarr: (cont’d.) They must be after your gold!
    • Oro: (turns around, surprised) What? Where?
    • The train robbers are running after the train. They are puffing and panting.
    • Borodō: We're the, mighty, arr, arr, arr, train robbers.
    • Krow: Yes. We‘ve come for the gold.
    • LaMarr: See? I told you.
    • (Krow jumps aboard the train and lassoes Oro)
    • Oro: Hey!
    • Krow: Ooh! I did it! (tries to lasso LaMarr and Fluffy. He fails.)
    • LaMarr and Fluffy (in unison): Hey!
    • Krow: Oh, dear. (to Fluffy) Emm, excuse me. Would you mind holding this?
    • Krow hands the rope to her.
    • Fluffy: Ok.
    • Krow: Ermm, now what?
    • LaMarr: Here, let me help. (ties Fluffy and himself up) How's this?
    • Krow: Perfect! Thank you very much.
    • Borodō: Nice work, Terrifying Krow.
    • Oro: Hey! Wait a minute! You can't do this.
    • Borodō: We already have! Let’s get the gold! (puffing, he leaps aboard the train)
    • Fluffy: Hey! Hold on!
    • Borodō: We don't have to listen to you. You're our prisoner.
    • Fluffy: (complains) Ohh! But I want to be a robber!
    • LaMarr: Me t-t, me t-t-, me t-t-. So do I!
    • Krow: Oh. Really?
    • Fluffy: Yeeeeaaahhh! Being robbers looks like much more fun than being passengers.
    • Borodō: Ha ha! You’re right! It's so much fun!
    • Fluffy: And anyway, Train Driver Oro doesn't need us.
    • LaMarr: He can do everything.
    • Borodō: So, you want to join the most mighty robbers in the whole...arr, arr, arr, arr...wide world?
    • Fluffy: Yes please!
    • Krow: Well, come on then.
    • Borodō: To the gold!
    • Fluffy, LaMarr, and Krow (in unison): To the gold!
    • Krow unties Fluffy and LaMarr. Oro is distraught.
    • Oro: You-you, you won't get away with this! (he moves around, trying to break free from the ropes, suddenly he accidentally breaks a train lever. He gasps) Oh no! That's the one that controls how fast this train is going!
    • The train abruptly starts to speed up.
    • Oro: (gasps) The train‘s going faster, and faster. (groans loudly) It’s a runaway train!
    • The train whizzes through the desert.
    • Fluffy: Oh no!
    • Fluffy, LaMarr, Borodō, and Krow: It's a runaway train!
    • Fluffy: We've got to stop it!
    • Oro: Untie me! I’m the only one who can save the train.
    • (Fluffy unties Oro)
    • Oro: Right. If I can just, blow the whistle (he pulls the whistle string, the whistle sounds), pull this (he pulls a lever towards him with great strength), twist that (he rotates a small wheel)...nearly there. Chuff, chuff, chuff, chuff, chuff, chuff. Don't worry.
    • Fluffy: We're going faster and faster!
    • Oro: Huh? Ok. Do worry. It's no good! The train's out of control!
    • All: Help!
    • LaMarr: You have to stop the train before it gets to the, to the, to the bend.
    • Fluffy: We‘re going... too... fast!
    • Krow: We'll go off the track!
    • Borodō: This is mighty scary!
    • All: (screams)
    • Oro is very anxious and doesn’t know what to do.
    • Oro: I need some help!
    • LaMarr: We thought you could do it all.
    • Oro: I can't. I tried but I can't. If we work as a team, we might just do it. Excuse me, madame, would you mind pulling on the brake?
    • Fluffy: Splish splash splosh! No problem.
    • Oro: Terrifying Krow, Would you pour water on the fire, please?
    • Krow takes out a bucket.
    • Krow: Oh, yes. It'd be my pleasure!
    • Oro: (to LaMarr) And, sir, would you blow the whistle? I'll drive.
    • Borodō: And the mighty robber Borodō will cheer when it's all over.
    • Oro: OK, everyone. Action, stations!
    • Oro, Fluffy, Krow and LaMarr begin doing their jobs while Borodō watches on.
    • Oro: Come on, team. That's it. All together. Keep going.
    • The Rubbadubbers keep helping Oro as Borodō shuts his eyes anxiously. Soon, the train starts to slow down.
    • Oro: We're slowing down!
    • The train keeps slowing down until it comes to a complete stop. Everyone is relieved.
    • Oro: We’ve stopped! We did it!
    • Borodō: The mighty robber Borodō cheered...hip, hip, arr-arr, arr-arr, arr-arr, hooray!
    • Oro: Hooray! You helped me save the train. How can I ever thank you?
    • Borodō: Good question. Give us a minute.
    • Borodō, Krow, Fluffy and LaMarr whisper amongst themselves briefly.
    • Borodō: We've got it! You can thank us by letting us steal your gold.
    • Oro: But stealing is a terrible thing to do.
    • Krow: What? Even for robbers like us?
    • Oro: Oh yes! I'll tell you what. I won't let you steal my gold but I will share it with you.
    • All except Oro: Share? Good idea!
    • Oro: Ok then, to the gold!
    • All except Oro: To the gold!
    • Oro spins the combination lock on the safe at the back of the train.
    • Oro: Here we are: the very important gold.
    • Oro opens the safe for all to see but there’s nothing inside.
    • LaMarr: But it's emp-(stutters), there's nothing there.
    • Oro: Actually, I don't remember putting the gold in the safe.
    • All of them, except Oro, look at each other in bewilderment, then back at Oro.
    • Oro: (sighs unhappily) If only I’d asked someone to help me remember to load the gold in the first place.
    • All of them return back to the bathroom.
    • Oro: (gasps in shock, then moans sadly) I'm not a real train driver anymore. No more chuff-chuffs.
    • Krow: So, maybe we should just go and do something else, while you play on the train.
    • Oro: What?
    • Fluffy: Well, it's no fun if you do everything, Oro.
    • Oro: Oh! (thinks for a moment) Ohh! You're right, Fluffy. Umm, do you want to drive?
    • Fluffy: Splish splash splosh! Yes please.
    • Chu: (imitates whistle noise)
    • Oro: (laughs) Of course you can be the whistle, Chu.
    • Chu: (makes whistle again)
    • Fluffy: What are you going to do, Oro?
    • Oro: Well, I think, I’ll be a passenger. Hmmm, who‘s going to be the conductor?
    • Krow: Oh! Me! Me! Me! Me! I will! And then I can say, ’all aboard!’, ‘all aboard!’
    • Borodō: (clears throat to get attention) Is there room for a mighty scary train robber?
    • LaMarr: Rubbadubbers! Rubbadubbers! Benjie and Sis are coming! Bathtime scramble!
    • Oro: It's bathtime! Swimmin’!
    • All: Yaaaaayyy!
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