User:Scary Wallpaper

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I like I Hate This Place

ABOUT ME

• I like pie.

• I like lasers.

• I like mountain music.

• I am probably the all-time top I Hate This Place listener.

• I have epic swag.
  UPDATE: This is no longer true as the Badder Than Worse Bad TV Video Movie took all my swag.

• I got a number one victory royale.

• I like Toontown.

• I've been a fish since I was nineteen years old.

• I have a computer and an internet connection.

• I don't smoke.

• I live in a volcano.

• I'm actually a sheet of wallpaper in real life.

• I use emoticons :)

• I like to make silly references.

• I like Raku-chan

• I like to make pages, some of which might even be good.

• I drink water and eat food and breathe air and walk on the ground <3

• I'm sophisticated because I listen to Mr Bean dubstep.

• I like to say "I like pie".

• I still listen to neon pop.

• I live in a hole in the ground.

• WHY?????????????????????????????????????&nbsp

• ice desk my beloved

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• haha

• Do people read these? I sure hope not.

• Give me your HBO Go account so I can watch The Sopranos

• "Cringe cringe cringe based based cringe based cringe." - John Locke

• My favorite country is Guam.

• People do not consider my behaviour erratic or off-putting.

• I am not real.

• I did not abandon my pet monkey in Germany.

• I can't get in the cornfields.

• Hi.

• I know every fanime that exists. If I don't know about it then it doesn't exist yet.

• I went to France to get some new pants.

• I'm Skippy McDippy.

• I am THE epic bacon.

• I am immune to propaganda. (true)

• I get ten haircuts a day.

• I used to misspell the name Jonathan as "Johnathan".

• I have all the same opinions you do, and for the same reasons.

• I like piña coladas.

• I'm hip and relatable.

• I don't own an air fryer.

• My mom says I'm a handsome young man.

• I fell off.

• I'm tripping bowels.

• My hamster bites me eventhough I am so nice to him

• inigo space cat 2:07 - 2:15

• The chicken influences me.

• I can't life in a world without cheese.

• I've been arrested seven times.

• I'm getting my PhD in Silly Bitch Stuff.

• Youth Fountain. Youth Fountain Youth Fountain Youth Fountain. Youth Fountain Youth Fountain Youth Fountain. Youth Fountain Youth Fountain Youth Fountain.

• I barely know what I'm saying.

• Are you afraid?

• I am the CEO of frivolous categories.

• I do not eat around 4.853 x 10¹³ ice cream cones in a week.

• I am super duper duper duper extremely normal please believe me

• Scary Wallpaper has truly gone insane.

Have Clay, EVERY DAY

do you like waffles yeah we like waffles