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Warren Cook is a side character in Random, Crazy Adventures (Reboot). He has a very strange past.
First Life
Warren Cook was an American actor born in 1878. He was part of a stock company based at Castle Square Theatre. He acted in minor roles in silent films like:
The Man Who Disappeared
The Whip
Suspicious
The Streets of Illusion
The Broadway of Home
The Broken Violin
Wild, Wild Susan
The Lunatic At Large
The beginning of sound films brought an end to Cook's career.
He died in 1939, at the age of 60.
Little did he know this was only the beginning of it all!
Reborn
For some reason, Warren Cook was reborn as a different person who decided to make the introductions to various VHS movies (mostly Disney) except they were fake. They were fake VHS openings! Oh, the humanity! This prompted a bunch of people in the GoAnimate community to get REALLY really mad at him because of his illegitimate VHS openings and they made loads of GoAnimate videos where he was caught for making them and grounded for millions, trillions and billions of years, decades, centuries and even made up measurements of time like tranquilites. He was also made to wear nappies and stuff and not allowed to watch anything to do with Disney. They also cancelled his Disney+ subscription. They also made entire movies where a hundred people barge into his house and ground him which I'm pretty sure is breaking and entering but none of them got arrested. Actually I think Warren Cook got arrested. And executed. Over fake VHS openings.
Maybe that's a bit of an overreaction. Maybe?
Oh and judging by a picture I think he was in the VGCP or UTTP which doesn't sound good but...eh.
So this is sad, right? He went from an actor in silent films to being grounded until the 41st millenium and forced to wear nappies because he put the Paramount logo in Monsters Inc or something.
It's about to get stranger.
Becoming Wardrobe Cooking
After being grounded for 50 trillion tranquilities, it became too much for him and he was driven to insanity. He then became Wardrobe Cooking. Now he makes even faker VHS openings, like the opening to Minecraft Story Mode A Portal to Mystery 2069 VHS by ITV Studios Home Entertainment (real not fake) The difference now is that he has a built in defence mechanism for grounding. If somebody grounds him, even for one second, they get a missile shot at them and explode into tens of thousands of pieces.
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Comments
Oh heck yeah, I was just thinking last night that we should have a wiki page about Warren Cook
-- Scary Wallpaper, the Wallpaper (talk) 14:08, 6 November 2021 (UTC)
Pancakes and I were talking about the Warren Cook Goanimate drama on Discord yesterday.. next thing I know there's a Warren page. Le epic
-- Bruh Funny (talk) 14:28, 6 November 2021 (UTC)
I had most of this done before that but I had to go to bed before I could finish it ;-;
-- Raichu's Endless Nights (talk) 16:47, 6 November 2021 (UTC)
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