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    Why Roblox is the worst game ever.

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    Reasons[edit | edit source]

    IT'S NOT FREAKIN' FREE - These jerks have the nerve to say it's free, even though 90% of gameplay prohibits unpaid users to join. (CHROME COUNTERS THIS: It is free, but to get more priveliges you have to buy Builder's Club.)

    IT'S NOT CHILD FRIENDLY - The creators are lying jerks. They say it's a kids game but it's NOT. You can do ANYTHING IN IT (More stuff then Scribblenauts) If anything, it should be rated R for retarded. (CHROME COUNTERS THIS: Moderators watch the game and see if anything is bad. For example, if someone uploads porn it gets deleted and the guy who did it gets banned.)

    IT HAS A HORRIBLE COMMUNITY - No matter how cool you are or how awesomesauce you are, people won't shut the hell up about what you're wearing. (CHROME COUNTERS THIS: Yeah, that was in 2012. :3)

    IT'S PRICEY - It's just not worth the money. (CHROME COUNTERS THIS: It's not pricey unless you want Builder's Club. The admins have to keep the site up somehow.)

    HALF THE PLAYERS ARE NO OLDER THEN 7 - Since it's called a Kids game, tons of little kids are on there who can't spell a simple word. They're MORONS. (CHROME COUNTERS THIS: More mature players are joining, and the age is pretty much 10+. I know a 17-year-old who plays ROBLOX.)

    THERE'S NOOBS EVERYWHERE - Noobs, Noobs everywhere. (CHROME COUNTERS THIS: People who say noobs are noobs themselves. Well unless you're saying what I just said.)

    IT'S OBSESSIVE - Usually, for games like Minecraft, Toontown or Mario, this is a good thing, but for this game, the violence and stupidity is mind-numbing and causes psychological issues. (CHROME COUNTERS THIS: Violent games are on ROBLOX and stupid games are too, but that's because people can create anything on there.)

    HORRIBLE ADMINS - The admins are complete bread sandwiches. They ban people for no reason and let the bad people do whatever they want. (CHROME COUNTERS THIS: The admins work hard and everyone just hates them. They don't deserve to be hated, and if they're bread sandwiches how did they get the job? And only one admin banned people for no reason because she was Atheist and she banned people who were religious.)

    YOU NEED TO KEEP PAYING - In Minecraft, you pay $26.95 to get the game FOREVER. In Roblox, you need to pay $349.95 for forever. In Toontown, you pay $10 a month. In Roblox, you pay $5 to $20 a month. Don't you see something wrong here!? (CHROME COUNTERS THIS: Only if you have Builder's Club.)

    Moon Snail's Verdict[edit | edit source]

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    Comments[edit | edit source]

    This page is genuinely a godsend
    -- I'M UNI AND WE DRIVIN A JUMP TRUCK (talk) 16:26, 24 August 2021 (UTC)

    I agree
    -- I Forgor My Name 💀 (talk) 16:43, 24 August 2021 (UTC)

    Common sense media did the right thing to bump up the age rating to 14+
    -- I Forgor My Name 💀 (talk) 16:44, 24 August 2021 (UTC)

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